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1st for Winds of Winter announcement in August
>>221623055>seduces her genetic line into nobilityBased whore
Catelyn wants to be a mother. Will YOU breed her, Anon?
>>221623101>breeding with a fucking riverlanderI'd rather take the black
hate CGI sloppa sets with blur & desaturation cranked to max.simple as.
mother sexo
>>221623055The internet is not going to like when winds come out and Euron fucking explodes the Hightower with his mindSo many memes wasted
>>221623129>when winds come outcomeonnow.exe
>>221623101Does she have a pregnancy fetish?
>>221623118Home neckfu imagine the suction.
>>221623129Petyr will win and impregnate Sansa.
>how we yes WE will ALL be moving when rhaenyra gets eaten by a dragon
>>221623101>Will YOU breed her, Anon?Sansa is ripe already, no need for Cat.
>>221623101no, she would constantly compare me to her dead chad bf
>king viserys i, final address to his people, ac 125, colorized
>>221623200why? what was it about ned?
>>221623055so... the hightower are french, oldtown is paris and the tower is the effel tower.
>>221623153Yes. It makes her happy to fulfill the purpose of her life.
>>221623214EhhhI don't think soThey had the high septons and they have the maesters, there is a vatican vibe to itI don't think they are 1:1 with any city or nationality
>>221623247Some anon compared them to the Medici of Florence and it is a perfect comparison
>>221623118Hot damn, i hope we get to see the entire throne room and not just the throne itself. I assume the game of thrones sets for the Eyrie were torn down long ago so they must have built another.
>uppity>bratty>in great shape>wild in bed>practically begging for you to put her in her placeimagine not breeding this
>>221619713luke is icsh
>>221623299why did they not use an ugly actress?
>>221623299She cannot sire strong sons.
I've returned from Harrenhal, my queen.
>>221623055Ah, quality rapemeat
>>221623361Let me guess, team green?
>>221623361Stop raping, ser.
>>221623317To underline the fact Daemon is a fucking nutcase
>>221623372The Lord Commander has granted us our spoils of war.
Helaena is for _________
>>221623405*sigh* for raping
>>221623358kys
>>221623405Explaining bionicle lore to.
>>221623055this lady is so fucking hot its insaneshe needs to get those huge tits out ASAP
>>221623165>yfw Rhaenyra slays the dragon and then decides its all not worth and sails west of Westeros.
>>221623405imagine throwing her on a bed and just raping her for hours
A dead man holds many secrets. A raped man none
>>221623487George won't allow them to do something that retarded.
>>221623502
>>221623483Her pit game is insane
>>221623522You don't think GRR planned this? This shit would've happened in the books too.
>>221623084If it comes out now, it will have a lot more em dashes than his previous books.
>>221623539faceless men have no such capacity
>>221623525imma need some proof of these claims
>>221623539There isn't even a Night King in the books, retard.
>>221623550But Arya is no man
>>221623502George has no input on hotd anymore. Condal wanted to have a working relationship with him but George is a retarded manchild and will literally not talk to Condal anymore. HBO execs even tried to act as middlemen between them and he still refused. It's not even that Condal is doing a good job or anything but the way George is behaving is genuinely autistic.
>>221623571George burns bridges on purpose now because he doesn't want to take responsibility for anything.
>>221623539dumb & dumber said they thought of arya killing the nk after season 6saeson 7 and 8 are retarded fanfictions
>>221623439>>221623491Helaena is for breeding.
>>221623565no, she's a little piece of hot Braavosi jailbait that lures old men to her room and tongue kisses them deeplyI'm not choosing to remember this, those are George's own words
>>221623153>had 5 kids and still wanted to keep making moreYou tell me.
>>221623613Lies
>Lord Ormund, i am Valyria
>>221623571>Condal wanted to have a working relationship with himBy completely disregarding grrm’s writing, notes or opinions? Sure he did, buddy.
>>221623299>Not valyrian>Not a close relative>Not underagedDiddy Daemon would had never touched her
>>221623647>Uhh, you don't get to bring Daeron>He is not Daeron
>>221623647Look at his fucking aura
>>221623643
>>221623101I'd join the black before I couple with a Tully
>>221623299FUCK
>>221623613>she's a little piece of hot Braavosi jailbait that lures old men to her room and tongue kisses them deeplythat chapiter was hilarious
>>221623539i believe this too, fatman used dumb&dumber as human shileds after people shat all over his ideas in got s7 and 8. hes probably rewriting alot of stuff because of it
>>221623571>>221623596>>221623650Reminder that of all the retarded Fanfiction changes of Condal and Hess, the two that butthurt Martin to the point of denouncing the saga was Maelor missing and the Targ banner not having four legs
>>221623707We all know he was furious about the blackwashing, he just isn't allowed to say it.
>>221623571>George is a retarded manchild and will literally not talk to Condal anymoreOnly after Condal started to ignore his inputI'd give him a pass for the Blood and Cheese and "Why can't you introduce Maelor so he can get brutally murdered?" autism because that whole thing was tied up in child labor laws, but cutting Nettles and making Alicent and Rhaenyra love each other and making Alicent want to kill her own children is a greater character assassination that Stannis Baratheon
>>221623675>"Aura" when in the same scene he got auramogged and framemogged by the man with the jawline longer than the Wall
>>221623714>anyway, so now that we all universally accept that Arthur Dayne is Mance, we can move further into my theory and we can discuss how Coldhands is actually Daemon Targaryen, who survived the Battle Above the God's Eye.
>>221623539>GRR>plan
>>221623610you can breed from a rape
Why were the fantasy elements done so fucking poorly in the show? The night’s king felt like a fucking Marvel villain. He was so bad. And THEN they had to bring the White Walkers back in House of the Dragon. The children of the forest looked retarded too.
>>221623747>You see she is Daenyrs "Stormborn". Storm. And who is the mythological storm god? That's right, Thor. Thor, who has a pet hound. And which other character is known for Hounds? That's right, Ramsay Bolton. So what George is telling us is that Dany--who is mythologically Thor--will marry Ramsay Bolton to become the master of hounds.
>>221623790The White Walkers turning out to be massive wastes of time was just mind boggling.
>>221623789Yes but you can’t make love to her which is what she’s built for
>>221623790George can't do fantasy either, which is why he keeps pushing it off. In like 900,000,000 pages in the books, the most fantasy we have is big wolves and dragons. Tolkien gave us a completely new fantasy race on page 1.
>>221623811But David, why couldn't she marry The Hound instead?
Rhaenyra should have fucked a guy from Lys to have children with silver hair, it's that simple.
>>221623687Fag.
>>221623790As Dumb and Dumber said, the they cut as much fantasy elements they could in GOT because too much fantasy would had made the show too "cringe" for the main demo HBO wanted (soccer moms and football players)
>>221623842a rape is the highest expression of love
>>221623849Anon there isn’t even a night’s king in the book. The white walkers are mysterious ice beings. Dumb and Dumber just wanted a face for the enemy.
>>221623790Dabid and Deebee explicitly said they hate the magic and fantasy in ASOIAF
>>221623819There is no way that wouldn't be what happens in the book also. I mean, as of Winds, they are still just a vague threat somewhere north of the wall. He most likely wouldn't even bring them south of the wall until the final chapter of Winds. So that make 6 books dedicated prelude wars, and then 1 book for the actual White Walkers.
>>221623858>because too much fantasy would had made the show too "cringe" for the main demo HBO wantedThen they did they try their absolute hardest to make the magic look silly? I don’t understand their logic. Did they think fireballs wouldn’t look silly? The children of the forest didn’t throw fireballs in the books. There were no teleporting warlock clones either.
>>221623870See >>221623889If they thought the magic was silly, WHY did they make the magic look as silly as possible? It’s supposed to be subtle and scary in the book.
>>221623666Why does everyone say Daemon is a pedo? He didn't even fucked prime Rhaenyra. Corlys gave his 12-year-old daughter to Viserys, Cole slept with Nyra, Strong too. Not Daemon.
>>221623870Then why the fuck did they choose to adapt a fantasy series?
In what episode will Cole die a mongrel dog
>>221623811
>>221623889Warlock clones were fine. What was dumb was how they handled the house of the undying.
Love my commie queen
>>221623858What fantasy elements were cut in the early seasons?
>>221623889>I don’t understand their logic.bro, they are called "dumb & dumber" by the fanbase for a reason
>>221623707You are retarded if you think that was the only issue. He was gonna make several more posts about the garbo writing but the jewish lawyers shut it down.
>>221623907>subtle and scaryThey wanted the football quarterback and housewife audienceThis is an actual quote by them, they marvelized magic because they thought it was too creepy for the general audience
>>221623865Because unlike George, they knew their show would have to end one day. As much as George shits on Lord of the Rings for having the McGuffin kill Emperor Badguy and his death instantly destroying the Armies of Evil, every fantasy series ever written ends that same way for a reason. There is no other way to do it satisfactorily. What else is he going to do? Write a book about Jon going around stomping out tiny little outcroppings out white walkers here and there after scattering their army or something? That would be boring as shit. You have to take them all out in one climatic moment. It shouldn't be Arya though. That's gay. You probably summon a comet crashes and does it.
>>221623924they wanted to adapt the red wedding, that's it
>>221623940My cummies queen
>>221623924They knew the red wedding would be a viral moment.
>>221623940
Magic scenes the show got right - mirri maz duur - red priests- thoros in the cave- varys’ story - luwin’s remarks- wildfire
>>221623995Dany hatching the dragon eggs naked under a comet was pretty kino.
>>221624002I forgot that; the red comet in general was done well
>>221623939what was the house of the undying like in the books?
This your boy, Daeroncels?
>>221623936Never because he died as a martyr and as a chad. Coward fishmen and savage northmen refuses his right of duel because they know nobody in their army could 1v1 him
>>221623936Cole will die a chad, I bet you cheer for Daemon B though.
>>221623995Dunk getting revived by the mother
>>221623714>doesn’t even know who azor ahai really was And he calls himself an esotericist
>>221624027Its worse than thatCole offered to fight 3 of them
>>221623647>They/Them work for the Eye-Patched Man
>A scriptwriter? No, I'm a scriptraper
Rhaenyra needs to get her act together. All the women at work were upset over Rhaenyra's actions.
>>221623995Is wildfire magic? I thought it was more like chemistry.
>>221624002She should have been bald. Her hair isn’t immune to fire. Also Valyrians have purple eyes. >>221624018It was probably the scariest moment in the entire book series. The visions and prophecies.
>>221624075>ll the women at work were upset over Rhaenyra's actions.For all the wrong reasons, no doubt
>>221624091It’s both. Chemistry was seen as a form of magic in history, if it was sufficiently cutting edge or mysterious. Wildfire works better in the presence of magic, and alchemists can produce more of it.
A dog will run up to Criston Cole’s corpse and piss on the head of said corpse in HBO’s version. It will be reposted many times in this thread and drive Colefags into roping
>Outstanding Drama SeriesNot a chance, will go to Pitt but its good to be nominated>Outstanding Fantasy/Sci-Fi CostumesGood chance here. Pretty weak category, think the other contender is Fallout>Outstanding Period or Fantasy/Sci-Fi HairstylingWeirdly tough category going up against Bridgerton, Gilded Age, and Fallout. Don't see it happening with a first time nominee like Dunk+EggOutstanding Sound Editing for a Comedy or Drama SeriesCould win but I think Widows Bay will win this oneOutstanding Special Visual Effects in a Single EpisodeCould have a chance here. Competition is Gen V I think? Another weak category>Outstanding Stunt PerformanceDecent chance here too. I guess the competition would be Fallout>Outstanding Music Composition for a SeriesGood chance here too. I guess maybe Widows Bay or Pluribus would be the lead but its all first time shows>Outstanding Production Design for a Narrative ProgramActually has a good chance here. Competition is Widows Bay and I guess Hacks>Outstanding Cinematography for a SeriesDon't see it happening. Think it'll go to Widows Bay or Hacks
>>221624125Cole will remain a top character alongside Aemond, Aegon and Vaemond.
>>221623968>football quarterback and housewife audience
>>221624018Daenerys went into a horror house with her dragon. The creeping darkness behind her tries to consume her as she’s bombarded with highly disturbing visions that foreshadow future events in the books, even events that have absolutely no relation or relevance to her. She sees sees the red wedding and a blue rose (Jon) at the wall. When she confront the mummified Undying (the leaders of the Warlocks) they try to cannibalize her and consume her lifeforce before Drogon rips apart and burns the floating blue heart, which ends the hivemind/Undying. She very nearly died.
>>221624131hotd deserves to win nothing
>>221624091Wildfire becomes significantly more powerful after the red comet and Dany's dragons, so it's both.
>>221624163>Cole will ACK-save your melty when the time comes
>>221624125what would be the most humiliating death in fiction ? but not something too long in time.
>>221624091The line between chemistry and alchemy was very very think before the late 17th Century
>>221624174I thought this was a low fantasy setting.
>>221624174WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDN’T WE HAVE THAT?????
>>221624163Ormund "Rape everyone and leave" Hightower too is quickly climbing position in my personal list
>>221624213It is. She drank shade of the evening before she went in, and it’s ambiguous if everything she saw was legitimate. It was a psychological, psychedelic experience.
Who is the number one rapist in the whole franchise?
>>221624213its more of a hidden from plain sight magic stuff setting of sorts
y-yeah well corlys is lucky daemon wasn't there!!
I’m so lonely, bros…
>>221624217d&d were ruining daenerys story and overall magic since the begining
The most they've raped the magic out of the setting was with the ironborn and Euron + Victarion with a demonic fucking armI'll NEVER forgive them"The ending of the show was written by gurrm trust us" MY ASS
>>221624304>DON'T INSULT MY WIFE'S SONS
>>221624217There so much magic in the book in fact the magic is coming back to the world since dany hatched the eggs
>>221624305I’m just horny
>>221623299BRONZEITCH
>>221624357I'm rapey
>>221623911>Groomed teen Rhaenyra>Groomed his second wife when She was a teen(the Velaryon Lady)>Groomed teen Nettles (books only)
>>221624266The mountain.He seems like the kind of guy who would rape, not because of sexual atrraction or lust, but purely for his love of rape.
>>221624415>teen>teen>teen
>>221623299daemon is GAY
>>221624429He's one of the real competitive rapists in the settingVargo Hoat was ranking high too so the mountain merked him
>Pregnant HelaenaWhy even bother at this point
>>221624429>>221624455They also call him the mountain who rapes
>>221623911Daemon in the book is famous for liking to deflower young maidensThe guy was fucking them straight out the womb
>>221623539If GRR could plan we would have another book by now
>>221624467A few reasons like:MAN BADKilling her will cause greater unrest among the peasants Dunk on GRRM
>>221624018>>221624213— In this city of splendors, Dany had expected the House of the Undying Ones to be the most splendid of all, but she emerged from her palanquin to behold a grey and ancient ruin.— Long and low, without towers or windows, it coiled like a stone serpent through a grove of black-barked trees whose inky blue leaves made the stuff of the sorcerous drink the Qartheen called shade of the evening. No other buildings stood near. Black tiles covered the palace roof, many fallen or broken; the mortar between the stones was dry and crumbling. She understood now why Xaro Xhoan Daxos called it the Palace of Dust. Even Drogon seemed disquieted by the sight of it. The black dragon hissed, smoke seeping out between his sharp teeth.— It was darker than she would have thought under the black trees, and the way was longer. Though the path seemed to run straight from the street to the door of the palace, Pyat Pree soon turned aside. When she questioned him, the warlock said only, "The front way leads in, but never out again. Heed my words, my queen. The House of the Undying Ones was not made for mortal men. If you value your soul, take care and do just as I tell you."— "When you come to the chamber of the Undying, be patient. Our little lives are no more than a flicker of a moth's wing to them. Listen well, and write each word upon your heart."— When they reached the door—a tall oval mouth, set in a wall fashioned in the likeness of a human face—the smallest dwarf Dany had ever seen was waiting on the threshold. He stood no higher than her knee, his faced pinched and pointed, snoutish, but he was dressed in delicate livery of purple and blue, and his tiny pink hands held a silver tray. Upon it rested a slender crystal glass filled with a thick blue liquid: shade of the evening, the wine
>>221623968>football quarterback and housewife audienceDios mio, why didnt george fight tooth and nail to avoid this?
>>221623299you forgot gamer girl. apparently the actress is now a streamer
>>221624525
>>221624018— She flung herself through. Beyond was another small room with four doors. To the right she went, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right, until she was dizzy and out of breath once more. — When she stopped, she found herself in yet another dank stone chamber . . . but this time the door opposite was round, shaped like an open mouth, and Pyat Pree stood outside in the grass beneath the trees. "Can it be that the Undying are done with you so soon?" he asked in disbelief when he saw her.— "So soon?" she said, confused. "I've walked for hours, and still not found them."— Dany hesitated. There was a door to her right, still closed . . .— "That's not the way," Pyat Pree said firmly, his blue lips prim with disapproval. "The Undying Ones will not wait forever."— "Our little lives are no more than a flicker of a moth's wing to them," Dany said, remembering.— "No," Pyat screeched. "No, to me, come to me, to meeeeeee." His face crumbled inward, changing to something pale and wormlike.— Dany left him behind, entering a stairwell. She began to climb. Before long her legs were aching. She recalled that the House of the Undying Ones had seemed to have no towers.
>>221624018— . . . mother of dragons . . . came a voice, part whisper and part moan . . . dragons . . . dragons . . . dragons . . . other voices echoed in the gloom. Some were male and some female. One spoke with the timbre of a child. The floating heart pulsed from dimness to darkness. It was hard to summon the will to speak, to recall the words she had practiced so assiduously. "I am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, Queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros." Do they hear me? Why don't they move? She sat, folding her hands in her lap. "Grant me your counsel, and speak to me with the wisdom of those who have conquered death."— Through the indigo murk, she could make out the wizened features of the Undying One to her right, an old old man, wrinkled and hairless. His flesh was a ripe violet-blue, his lips and nails bluer still, so dark they were almost black. Even the whites of his eyes were blue. They stared unseeing at the ancient woman on the opposite side of the table, whose gown of pale silk had rotted on her body. One withered breast was left bare in the Qartheen manner, to show a pointed blue nipple hard as leather.She is not breathing. Dany listened to the silence. None of them are breathing, and they do not move, and those eyes see nothing. Could it be that the Undying Ones were dead?
If the rat catchers are dead who caught and cooked all the rats for Rhaenyra's epic prank?
>>221624638me
>>221624552as he gets older hes going to realize that his legacy is more important than endless food, hookers and toys. but its too late now
>>221624638the doggie, he went freelance
>>221624638Otto's revenant
>>221624183Its for dunk, hotd isnt up for this cycle
>>221624305>>221623055It seemed like this chick wanted to bang Dunk so why’d she go for his friend instead?
>>221624658Dunk deserves to win some stuff
>>221624638rhaenyra is a secret ratcatcher
>>221624266Drogo definitely did the best job of it
>>221624266Bran. Just think about it for a second.
>>221623055
>>221624742Holy mother of fucking sexI would have married her too if I was apple boy
>>221624742slags
>>221624648>he was just a kid
>>221623613what, she explicitly whores around in the book or what?
>>221624305>>221624742>>221624783>>221624799>>221624809rape
:(
>>221624638Rhaenyra hoarded all her XP doing nothing on Dragonstone to make a temporary career switch into Rat Catcher for this session and then back to Noble
>>221624930Lord Jasper!Mantain a bit of decorum!
>>221624931I don't Daeron and his small dragon could take the city from Rhaenyra and the dragonsneeds.
>>221624930Control yourself Daemon/Aegon/Cole/Ormund/Rhaenyra
>>221624962Wasn’t this after the dragon seeds ditched her?
>>221624962>and the dragonsneedsWho's going to tell him
>>221623192If there's ever a GoT reboot, I hope she plays Catelyn Stark. 35-40 MILF Sophie Turner would be perfect for it.
>>221624998I thought the riots started before tumbleton but you're right because Daeron kinda caused the sack.
>>221623911>Why does everyone say Daemon is a pedo?Aside from all his teenage relatives that he was grooming, in the books he's notorious for going to brothels and asking for them to give him the youngest women (presumably something like 13-14 years old).
>>221624632I'm sad that almost no one ever points out how the black trees with blue leaves are very similar to the Weirwood trees in Northern Westeros. When Bran drinks the Weirwood paste in the books, the description is very close to how Dany described drinking the Shade of the Evening potion that the Warlocks drink.It seems like The Undying Ones are managing to mimic magic properties seen in The Others (undeath) as well as Brynden Rivers (lengthened lifespan + seeing the past and future).
Should I watch HOTD. Never did because of the race swap
>>221625065Ironically the velaryons aren’t the worst part and they fuck up a lot.
>>221625065Season 1 is good minus episode 9Season 2 is mediocre with only half the scenes and characters being goodSeason 3 is a catastrophe.
>>221625059David Lightbringer already explained this.
>>221625065s1 is quite solid except the last few episodesskip the rest
>>221624638She hired The Gold Company rat catchers.
>>221625065S1 and 3 are good so far. Season 2 is mostly dogshit. Try to see if there are any 4 episode fan cuts of it that just hit the highlights.
All hail true king Aegon, second of his name!Sixth king of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the first men!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFDGoHD8u_c&list=RDjFDGoHD8u_c&start_radio=1
>>221624887fine>He grabbed her wrist. “I’ll do the teaching. Time for your first lesson.” He pulled her hard against him and kissed her on the lips, forcing his tongue into her mouth. It was all wet and slimy, like an eel. Mercy licked it with her own tongue, then broke away from him, breathless. “Not here. Someone might see. My room’s not far, but hurry. I have to be back before the second act, or I’ll miss my rape.”>He grinned. “No fear o’ that, girl.” But he let her pull him after her. Hand in hand, they went racing through the fog, over bridges and through alleys and up five flights of splintery wooden stairs. The guardsman was panting by the time they burst through the door of her little room. Mercy lit a tallow candle, then danced around at him, giggling. “Oh, now you’re all tired out. I forgot how old you were, m’lord. Do you want to take a little nap? Just lie down and close your eyes, and I’ll come back after the Imp’s done raping me.”>“You’re not going anywhere.” He pulled her roughly to him. “Get those rags off, and I’ll show you how old I am, girl.”>“Mercy,” she said. “My name is Mercy. Can you say it?”>“Mercy,” he said. “My name is Raff.”>“I know.” She slipped her hand between his legs, and felt how hard he was through the wool of his breeches....>Raff the Sweetling looked up sharply as the long thin blade came sliding from her sleeve. She slipped it through his throat beneath the chin, twisted, and ripped it back out sideways with a single smooth slash. A fine red rain followed, and in his eyes the light went out.>“Valar morghulis,” Arya whispered, but Raff was dead and did not hear. She sniffed. I should have helped him down the steps before I killed him. Now I’ll need to drag him all the way to the canal and roll him in. The eels would do the rest.
>>221625135>3 are good so farlmao
>>221625146>get those rags off.
>>221625135>3>good so far
>>221625140>*Uncountable legittimacy level
>>221624305I am a boob man and I’m not ashamed to admit it.
>>221625065we just have to wait a bit more for ai to improve and we can swap them back. and also make rhaerhae fat
>>221625065It's the perfect example of "turn your brain off bro". There are so many plot holes and nonsensical things happening, but the acting, music, clothing and sets all range from great to amazing. Even on a micro level, the writing is pretty good, it's just not connected together well at all.
>>221625192Based. It helps that hers look perfect
>>2216251353 Is bad, is simply (so far) funnish bad and not plains, boring bad like season 2, where the most relevant plot point was the RATCATCHERS fiasco
>>221623889Don't forget the spooky shadow child that looked more like something out of Harry Potter.
>>221625188>Firstborn male>conqueror's sword>conqueror's crown>conqueror's name>anointed by the faith of the seven>Non bastard heirsIt was never even a debate
>>221625177That was such a weird angle in that shot, made her face look old and fat.
>>221625263The actress DID get a bit fat this seasonIn the scene where she persuades Aemond its also very noticeable
>>221625146The dumb fag should've helped Lommy and made him his fucktoy
>>221625177This image gets funnier every time I see it.
>>221625289They're both lookin chunky this season
>>221624931DAILY REMINDERIT WASNT AN INSTANT DEATH
>>221623304season 1 bran is icsh
>>221625321Why aren't they getting an earful from Rhaerhae about the starvation of the smallfolk?
>>221625097Who?
>>221625329>alright George so you’re gonna kill jaehaera off and->a half n hour>huh?>she won’t die! She has to be alive for a half n hour! Impaled by spikes! Hahaha >jesus George
>>221625321Yeah, they sure are...
>>221625361Never mind Helaena got the quick death.
>>221625365God, I hope they’re pregnant since they can’t get any pregnanter
>>221625355>Rahenyra, we were literally desperate to solve the blockade you put, like half of the small council meetings were about that
>>221625371IT WAS A SLOW DEATHFOR BOTH OF THEMITS POTTERY
There is literally nothing stopping Rhaenyra from ordering Alicent to get down on her knees and lick the rightful queen's feet and toes.
>>221625361Honestly that was excessive and there was no narrative reason for it
>>221625321>these two heifers>Sam Tarly and his wildling porkerWhat is it about famine that makes people balloon in weight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_J3xtO-YosThorne was based.
>>221625403She died immediately on the spikes below, with her throat impaled, only twenty-one years old. At the moment of Helaena's death, her dragon Dreamfyre suddenly rose and snapped two of her chains, and roared loud enough to shake the Dragonpit. When Dowager Queen Alicent was informed of her daughter's death, she tore her clothes and cursed Rhaenyra.
>>221623055Modern HBO doesn't have the balls to show prime topless tits anymore, if this came out 10 years earlier she'd be taking that off. Plenty of penis in modern HBO though.
>>221625155>>2216251773 is good so far. Daemon and Ormund aura farming and kino battles. The only complaint people have are that Alicent and Rhaenyra are incompetent retards. But that's literally just how women are irl also.
>>221625418Thornes are based as fuck. RIP Rickard.
>>221625443Literally every single plotline is fucking stupid
>>221625251>conqueors sword makes you the king"Lol. Lmao." Bryndn Rivers
>>221625140>I dun wun eet.gif
>>221625418DOES FOOKING DRAAEUH MEAN FOOKING DRAAEUP???
>>221625481No sir!
>>221625476What happened with the blackfyre sword?
>>221625476Not being Aemon the dragonknight's secret bastard (not legitimized) is what makes you king
Why is the S3 soundtrack not on Spotify? For S1 and 2 they uploaded it episode by episode
>>221625505YA'LL PLAN TAE DAE HAER TAENAEIIIGHT???
>>221625418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p8ZSQ-nZ6EMy favourite scene of him.
>>221625512Dany is going to collect it from fAegon's ashes.
>>221625321do they not have ozempic in bongland?
>>221625418Loved Teale ever since I saw him as some freaky cannibal in Torchwood.
>>221625321mysaria too
that asian whore had more screentime than aegon aemond, gwayne and cole combined. im sick of it bros, just hate women so much....
>>221625518NO SAR!
>>221625533the actress was pregnant IRL. these other fat bitches have zero excuse
>>221625512Probably kept in secret by the golden company, and will be given to Aegon as part of his coronation in winds
>>221625515Varys is definitely a Blackfyre shit and when you realize that everything he does makes a lot more sense
>>221625442S1 had one of the glorious female butthole shots ever put on television.
This is why Helaena wanted to switch rooms btw.
>>221625528One would think the crown got the sword after bloodraven captured bittersneed and then tricked the blackfyre guy.
>>221625476Shouldn't he be watching his waifu fuck other men?
>>221625361I hope condom and hess piss him off as much as possible, fuck you george.
>>221625547whos the lucky fucker
>>221625251Does the green army allow rape Your Grace?
>>221625566He watched alongside Bran.
>>221625418It cracks me up when he leaves Janos in charge, and has to turn back because the guy's just standing there.>WHAT ARE YA FOOKIN' WAITIN' FOR? LOOOOSE!
>dornish/iraqi guy>promotes rape in his armywhat did condal and hess mean by this?
>>221625589>first tumbletonThey fucking love rape.>>221625588So Aemond is going to let Daemon kill him for the prophecy?
>>221624995>cole
ALICE WAS A SPECIAL LASSBORN BEREFT A THUMB
>>221625589It REQUIRES rapeIf you can't rape properly, you are not allowed in, you better join the sissy blacked fagshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpQveRzD3sQ
>>221625588None trivial chance that Aemond ends up becoming one of the White Walkers.
>>221625614they also made bold jon brown, hes also a massive rapist. and made corlys black and a deadbeat father lol
>>221625589we MUST rapeser criston has raped
>>221625515Me on the left.
>>221625629her name is Hope ser
>>221625618>So Aemond is going to let Daemon kill him for the prophecy?More like both Daemon and Aemond are going to think they themselves are key to the prophecy and try to kill each other to fullfill it, ending up in both dying because the prophecy wasn't about either of them
>Most of the problems in the seven kingdoms are caused by two cucks malding over the same whoreWhy are bastards like this?
I just realized why Winds is taking so long. Euron is defeated by the Hightowers. And then there are over 35 chapters of him being raped.
>>221625588according to leaks they wont have a romantic connection only a stupid schizo prophecy one, i hate it i hate it
>>221625418Thorne does nothing wrong in the books. He isn't one of the betrayers that kill Jon Snow.
>>221625688That's because Alicent is Aemond's romance.
>>221625588They have a vision of their descendant Arya killing the night king with the dagger and see her as the prince who was promised, they’re making the whent theory canon
>>221625418>Hated and later got executed by the son of the man he was sent to The Wall for being too loyal to himShakesperian tragic kino
Is it true that targ men have small dicks?
>>221625251>doesn't even sing during coronationFake.
>>221625614>dornishRetard, he's a stormlander, he actually fought the dornish and got famous cause of his feats against them.
>>221625689It's been a while but if I remember right he's off on a ranging when it happens, right?
>>221625722Yes, except for Daemon B, who has a large one and Daemon T who has a micro one.
>>221625653and WHO has ser criston cole raped? >>221625648i doubt that happens. although the green men could pull daemon out>>221625732the show calls him dornish anytime it's mentioned.
How come out of Jon's bros at the wall they cut Satin?
>>221625767He's from the dornish marches, not dornish.
>>221625618>>221625707More like they both consider themselves the prophetized Hero of the Targ bloodline and killed each others like retards while trying to prove it.(But Aemond got the last laugh in the end as Arya was of his bloodline)
>Aemond is Daemon with the D moved to the endKINO
>>221625767Show is made by retards who think Dornish Marches are in Dorne.
>>221625785But in the show, they literally call him Dornish multiple times. Even Otto does. So the shows map must be drawn a bit different
>>221625794Sometimes George writes very anime shit
>>221625767Hes from the Stormlander/Dornish frontier so hes likely an alfbreed mutt like most historical borderlands people. But his mindest is 100% hardcore traditional Andal values
Would you like to see the tapestries?
>>221625146Gods FUCKING damn it I forgot about the RAPEsir Criston we MUST RAPE
>>221625794>george writing a character that is a schemer like littlefinger but also has eyes and ears everywhere like varys>i shall call him... larysgeorge-sama i kneel
>>221625794In the books hes clearly a foil/mirror of Daemon that Martin created as the personal final boss of his favorite power fantasy self insert. The name is a hint
>Aly Rivers: I must leave this place. I think I will go to Old Stones. And take a new name. Maybe JennyHoly shit
>>221625841>I need a dirty Kingsguard knight who breaks his all his vows like the Kingslayer did.>I will name him the KingmakerIt rhymes!
>>221625851And then becomes the Ghost of High Heart. The entire series is just her and Bloodraven seeing who can outlive the other.
>>221625835....And who did Ser Criston raped?
>>221625813condom and hess are retarded like he said >>221625798, Criston was born in Blackhaven and his father was Lord Dondarrion's steward
I really like how every region has its own last name for bastards, but what determines what last name you get?Where your mother is from, your dad is from, where you were born?
>>221625813To someone like Alicent and Rhaenyra at that age anyone close enough to Dorne is basically Dornish in their eyes. And they mention that the Coles are stewards to house Dondarrion.
>Criston fucked both QueensWhich one do you think he liked better? Does he ever compare their pussy grips?
>>221625884Who can say, but all rape orders must go through commander Cole, he insisted upon it
>>221625913Hes mentioned as the son of a Dondarrion's servant in the show too. So its actually ethnicity is contradictory
>>221623212>nedThat's not who anon meant
>>221625921Monke was a virgin and probably fun and energetic, but Alicent was probably sweeter to him.
>>221625918 No rule governing it. People generally take where they were raised. I think the lore books have a few examples of people bucking the trends.
>>221625956AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>221625918Place of birth
>>221625918Usually from the region they were born and/or lived when they got recognized
>>221625884More like who did Ser Criston groom?>In 104 AC, Criston won a melee at the tourney at Maidenpool to celebrate the ascension of King Viserys I Targaryen to the Iron Throne, drawing the attention of the royal court by knocking Dark Sister from the hands of Prince Daemon Targaryen with his morningstar. He gave the victor's laurel to the seven-year-old Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen>Thereafter, King Viserys indulged Rhaenyra by naming Criston her personal sworn shield. >According to Mushroom, Daemon had given explicit lessons to Rhaenyra so that she could seduce the noble Criston.
>>221625991Bloodraven and Bittersteel would like to have a word.
>Pretender king who cares about the poor and women>Name him Gaemon lmao
>>221626000Only groomer here is Daemon
>>221626000>7yo Rhaenyrafucking hell Criston
>>221625884>send in ser arryk, he will pretend that hes actually ser erryk,he will get close to rhaenyra and then rape her. then escape somehowit could work
>>221625884>>221626054Gods help us all.... and you acceded to this... to this prank without consulting me? Without consulting your council?
>>221625958Alicent seems like she is a pillow princess
>>221625059It’s been pointed out before. Valyrians also replicated the feats of the greenseers using their glass candles. It’s a theme in this world that magic takes different form but does the same things. >>221625097No he didn’t you retard. People have noticed the similarities between the two trees since the second book came out. David Lightbringer is also a huge idiot.
Why the fuck would anyone want Harrenhal? Why is it so sought after? It's a ruined shithole that most people who take it die out.
>>221626054>>221626091Reminder that idiotic plan out of a saturday morning villain somehow almost worked out of the sheer divine royal luck Aegon granted to it by approving it
>>221625921Alicent for sureshe fucks like a machine gun because she's got something to proveI hate that they made Criston fuck her in the show. I hate that they made Criston fuck anyone in the show entirely.
>>221626143Were you on your phone when she was seen riding the soul out of Ser Criston?
Glass candles appear to be better than Weirwoods. Were the Valyrians better at magic than the children of the forest?
>>221625921Monke pussy was so good he nearly killed himself over it
>>221626179You can sell the rubble as a building material
>>221625921Monke turned him insane and she wasn't even unleashing her full power (only possible by inbreeding)
The Undying of Qarth were greenseers, but blue.
>>221626179>Why the fuck would anyone want Harrenhal? Why is it so sought after?It's a big fucking castleOn one hand you are a target in every war, on the other hand you have a super strategic position in every war. An oaf like Slynt can't make use of it, but someone else might.I actually saw a cool recent video about Littlefinger that focuses on the ultimate importance of Harrehal in his plans.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPuAOcviU-M
>>221626283Blueseers? That’s not a thing. That’s fucking stupid.
>>221626179You take money from the people living in the lands around it and don't have to waste any on the castle since it's already in ruins
>>221626179its got tons of land, fertile land and taxable populace
>>221625921Monke pussy was so bad he nearly killed himself over it
>>221626179>Prestige of owning the largest castle in the kingdom>Comes with the lands around the Gods Eye, which is very rich and fertile>Closest great castle to King's Landing & strategic position all but guarantees relevance at court if you want it>Super cool spooky gothic vibeWho the fuck wouldn't want it?
>>221626306the black barked blue leafed trees of the warlocks? Another type of Weirwood. The ability to see events from afar, practically continents away? Valyria and the greenseers could both do this. The hivemind like nature of the Undying? Very much like the Weirnet. The paste of the Weirwood tree? Suspiciously similar to Shade of the Evening. There was also a Valyrian weirwood in semi-canon lore. The last of its kind.
>>221626344>I can fix her, the castle
The Rhoynar looked to their waters the way the red priests looked to their fires. Alternatively, they shoved their heads in the river like ostriches to see the visions.
>>221626370I could tho
>>221626205>I hate that they made Criston fuck her in the show. I hate that they made Criston fuck anyone in the show entirely.I love it since they wanted him to be viewed as an incel chud but he’s a chad that fucks.
>>221626344The people who ruled Harrenhal wasted it, I'd be SO fucking edgy in there
>>221626205>>221626408Alicent and Criston having a relationship is absolutely one of the good choices they have made for both characters and their development, too bad Alicent got thrown out of the window when Hess decided to make her betray her sons for targ pussy
>>221626420True, Alys Rivers and Danelle Lothston were the only ones who did it right. I'd be all about that dracula life.
>>221626420>>221626445Just be a total edgelord who’s also a total asshole and the curse of Harrenhal will disregard you for a while
>>221626444>>221626408agree to disagreeHe was the one who rejected rhaenyra in the book. He was honorbound and he was a hero from start to finish#joffreyhaditcoming
Did Alys really explode a man’s head using magic? I’m not entirely doubting it, since we know that magic is capable of spontaneously one shotting people in this world.
>>221626568BESSIEEE
>>221626344I wonder if Harrenhal is like the Iron Throne in the sense that it kills people off if it finds them unworthy.
>>221626614so far it killed everyones line since the first dude who built it.
is alicent's actress pregnant? she's looking thicker
>>221626624Maybe they were just all unworthy.
>>221626473>You'll never be the subject of ghost stories throughout your lands>You'll never gather a court of hedge wizards, woods witches, foreign priests and crazy prophets>You'll never organize dark rituals on the Isle of Faces>You'll never tell your guests they're welcome anywhere except the Tower of Ghosts (there's nothing there)>You'll never learn all the secret passages of the castle and how to walk them completely silently so you can always sneak up on people>You'll never get to freak the fuck out of the entire Tully family whenever they're over for a visit (maybe even the royal family once if you're lucky)>You'll never commision a freaky demon-headed helmet for the tourneysIt's not fair bros.
>>221625789Kino
>>221626678Yeah I’d milk the shit out of its mystique too. I’d be proud as fuck living inside such a monstrosity.
>>221626678>slips one day and cuts his wrist on his sick gothic decorations>ser Anon, died of suicide
why wouldnt lyanna just leave a note?
>>221626678>>221626730>dinner is over>I address my noble guests>"And whatever you do, do NOT enter the Tower of Ghosts...">There is actually nothing in the tower, I'm just trying to sound cool
Harrenhal is like one of those oversized castle levels in Dark Souls.
What does milk of the poppy taste like?
>>221626812
>>221626820Semen
>>221626798>Deliberately leave creepy little effigies and shit around the guests rooms>Hire the local kids to giggle and whisper ominously outside their windows at night>Have an old creepy groundskeeper giving dark omens in the godswood, insist I have no such man in my employ when anyone asks about it
>>221626835Yeah clearly they used it as inspiration there
>>221626892>Hire an ugly hunchback as my butler who shows the guests to their rooms with a rusted lantern
why tf would you even build this nonsense
>entire episode is a treatsie on why women are absolutely unsuitable to rulewhat, if anything, did they mean by this?
>>221626896Well, to be fair, George DID work on the game
>>221626922The castles in Asoiaf are surreal sized. We just have to assume that magic was involved.
>>221626922To dab on the rivercucks.
>>221626922Ironborn are retarded
>>221626922Because you're an Ironigger
>>221626922Harren wanted to flex on his fishmen slaves by ruling over them on a comically large castle he forced them to build
Harrenhal is meant to be funny. “It’s too fucking BIG the logistics and food management are all SORTS of fucked, my lord!”
>>221627032>>221627032>>221627032>>221627032
>>221626922>largest castle in the entire realm>unnecessarily grand and ostentatious>only able to be built due to extreme cruelty of forced labour>gets ruined and its lord killed on the same day it was finishedGeorge is trying to say something here, I just know it.
>>221627029I mean food is easy, the land is fertile, it's just that it doesn't make sense to man and mantain all that shit, so the lords just use 10% of it unless they are at war and an entire fucking army is stationed there
>>221625614oh here's the "AKXSHUALLY HOTD AND AKOT7K ARE BASED" post
>>221627058>George is trying to say something hereYes, that the ironborn are subhumans
>>221626796A note wouldn't do anything. She's still a betrothed lady running off with someone she's not supposed to be with. The Starks would still angry and still be in their right to demand her back.
>>221627058>>gets ruined and its lord killed on the same day it was finishedNot quite, the day it was finished was the day Aegon landed
>>221626922cause they were based and had nearly infinite slave labor for decades
>>221623192so THIS is the appeal of Tullys!
>>221624018It's the climax of A Clash of Kings, and a cathartic release that comes out of nowhere from a POV you've been conditioned to get angry and want to put the book away every time you see her name etched across the top of the page.It is what some might call kino of the highest order.
>>221625177what's the original scene?
>>221627182Its not really that good. Its Dany wandering from door to door seeing scenes about people she doesn't know and esoteric visions that will never come to fruition since GRRM abandoned the series.
Why was Daemon so excited at seeing a vision of Dany? Wouldn't he be freaked out that his most important descendant is a begger in a foreign desert with only some baby dragons?
>>221623084August 2030 and then George dies
