Harrenhal(spooky) editionPrevious >>221632018
bros...he has so much fucking aura here
>>221638473
>>221638495>Lord Hightower>I am Valyria
>>221638501..emoc ehS
>>221638495lol this fag has no aura. he is a wifeguy
>>221638567What would an Uncle Ruckus for Valyrians be like?
*TRUMPET SOUNDS*Behold me now! I am Aegon Targaryen, second of his name. I am Viserys' true heir, the sixth King of the Andals, and the Rhoynar, and the First Men!I was anointed by the High Septon in the light of the Seven, and it is in their light that I stand before you now!Strike me now, and the Stranger himself will take retribution! The Warrior's sword will be judgment upon you!Yes, you may well try! But now you will only see me light through the ash, with a vengeance righteous and glorious!
>>221638620i like how both he and aemond got joker'd because they were getting too much unexpected support from the audiences
A blessing in the name of the Seven Who Are One.
>>221638495
>>221638707>if i yanked at your dragon's collar, would it die?
>>221638707Will Littlefinger ever live this down?
why doe they call him pater in the audiobook
>>221638707vhagar didnt fly so good
>>221638620I always thought it was going to be more like the scene where Napoleon faces off his old Company of soldiers and turns them to his sideA burned crippled man in rags staring down an entire legion of soldiers and its confirmed that Sunfyre pops up at the end too
>>221638913I will keep making more just because of you
I miss her.
>>221638620Its just like my favorite scene from Dune!
>>221638923Will Dany win in the books?
>>221638942Seeing as I’m going to be the one selected to finish off George’s work, I’m telling you now it’s a no.
>>221638963Would George make her win?
>the only reason i'm spamming slop the entire website hates is to spite people and make them madcant wait for tv show tourists to fuck off.
>>221638942David Lightbringer already confirmed no.
>>221638620my king
>>221638988George has even less of an idea of the ending than the fans do.
just youthe rest are having fun with it
>Aemond >He is the opponent of Daemon>Name is just the D moved to the endHoly. Fucking. Kino.
Was Bobby B just an incel chud angry at his Targaeryen superiors?
POPPA BEAR!
Noo Bronn don't say that! That ain't legal in the Crownlands!
>>221639026>the rest are having fun with itthe only guy giving you attention is telling you to fuck off. also kill yourself.
>>221639030Its like in LOTR with the big evil being named Rodof.
>>221639038Bobby B was the opposite of an Incel you little targshit. He fucked wether he wanted or not
>>221639030>dae monman>ae monmangrabo kojimba
His rules>Girls should henceforth be equal with boys in matters of inheritance.>The poor should be given bread and beer in times of famine.>Men who lost limbs in war must be fed and housed afterward by whichever lord they had been fighting for when the loss took place.>Husbands who beat their wives should themselves be beaten, regardless of the motive for the chastisement.The King>Gaemon Palehair lmao George, really
>>221639030>Man who made Andals gone>Named AegoneWhoa
>>221638620kek rhae rhae is never going to have this aura
>Taxes the rich to feed the poor>Tells her wealthy donors and their bastard nepo babies to fuck off>Believes in separation of Sept and CrownIt turns out you really can just rule well and most Kings just choose not to
>>221639221i thought it was aemond iii who came up with the woke laws
>>221639257>>Taxes the rich to feed the poorcauses the starvation on her own. stealing food from a few nobles isn't going to feed millions in king's landing>>Tells her wealthy donors and their bastard nepo babies to fuck off"wealthy" lmao. nigga lost everything fighting for her cause. his wealth, his family, his castle. the bastards are the only way his bloodline survives now. he has given everything and asks a little>>Believes in separation of Sept and Crownshe only wants it seperate because they won't break their vows and crown her period blood ass.
>>221639221>The King>>Gaemon PalehairHis whore of a mother and her fellow whore companions, you mean.
So Sunfyre confirmed dead?Or are they going with the the-corpse-Baela-saw-was-actually-grey-ghost?I have seen speculations of Sunfyre's really dead and Aegon will tame the Cannibal, but that's retarded.
>>221638674my commissar queen!
>>221639307>-corpse-Baela-saw-was-actually-she could lying just to pretend that she is doing something when searching and scouting for sheepstealer and rider and the rest.
>Episode is focusing on the Velyarons>Dad walks in: "Watcha watchin son?">"Just another damn episode full of Blacks"Why did he say we were going to have a talk about racism later? I don't understand.
>>221639307why do you retards keep repeating this shit? is this twitter tranny shit?
>>221638674Mussolini ahh propaganda
>>221638919Can you make a Jaehaera or Mysaria one?
Aight, which fetisch is being spammed in hotd? Dunk and Egg is about scat and Got was about flaccid dicks.
>>221639307Baela saw a "corpse", but it was already hinted in the books that injured dragons go into healing comas, like Rocky in Project Hail Mary.
>>221639257>manufactures a crisis>sells the populace the ''solution''I see
>>221639358Mommy fetishes.
>>221639358lesbianism
>>221639307Its confirmed that Sunfyre pops out at the end of Aegons speech so no he's not dead
>>221638730never
>>221639375fag
Leaks say Rhaenyra and Alicent make up, get drunk, and hit up King's Landing in a party montage while "Pink Pony Club" plays.
>>221639423>with the red keep being empty Ser Criston Cole takes advantage to seduce another queen and fucks Helaena
>>221639428Why does he love fucking Queens so much? Would he have done the same to Cersei?
>>221639428>Cole fucks Rhae Rhae and Alicent>Harwin fucks Rhae Rhae>Jaime fucks CerseiIs it just accepted that probably most queens get cickex down by the Kings guard?
>>221639451You have to be a chad to be a kingsguard. Naturally queens would be drawn to these
>>221639447Cersei would be the one chasing him with how much of a coomer she is>>221639451Harwin wasnt a kingsguardJaime and Cersei were fucking before he took the WhiteCole canonically didnt fuck either of them
>>221639451 >Never fuck DanyI feel so bad for him
>>221639487Did he genuinely believe in her or was it just all just romantic love?
>>221639307>Or are they going with the the-corpse-Baela-saw-was-actually-grey-ghost?Thats retarded. The fuck are you even on about?>I have seen speculationsWhere? On reddit? Just stop yapping
>>221639358All kinds of incest
>>221639254>>221639451>Rhae Rhaetranny
>>221639498100% just horniness. Why would a Northern exiled for slave trading have some strong belief in Dany and the Dothraki. Like he knew he was going to end up in a horrible conflict that would kill millions if Dany showed up in Westeros and a Dothraki horde. He did it because he wanted that pussy.
>>221639487nigga he tried to fuck a 13yo
>>221639528Emma D'Arcy is literally trans
>>221639534So did Cole and Rhaegar.
>>221639537She is literally not you moron
>>221639543Rhaenyra came onto Cole and canonically he rejected herRhaegar was a nonce who deserved to get hammermogged
>>221639534this post was made by a redditfaggot.
>>221639552>canonically he rejected her>Nooo! Dont suck my dick, beautiful teenage monke princess! Oh no!
>>221639552>>221639534go back
>>221639548
>>221639562>>221639586bunch of fucking dragonspawn in here
>>221639592Thats not trans you fucking retard.
>>221639592>niggas be saying ''im they/them'' and it just be one nigga
>The Kingsguard always dick down the queensYou just KNOW
>>221639616Was Emma D'arcy assigned non-binary at birth?
>>221638473Is there a version with Aemond getting stabbed?
>>221639534>niggA>fucking teenage women in medieval times is le inappropiatefuck off to your faggy subreddit
>>221638583Isn't that Eustace Osgrey a bit? Or the Darrys
>>221639548>>221639616
>>221639628Were you assigned a disingenous little retarded cunt at birth?
>>221639618Imagine The Mountain joining up with the Hightowers. There would be no one they couldn't rape.
>>221639628>internal gendercommie gobbledygook
>>221639358RAPE
>>221639663Concession accepted.
>>221639670the RAPECATCHERS
>>221639534Let he who is without sin
Ah, yes, Aegon raped all the rat catchers.
>>221639676>gets btfod>moves goalposts>gets btfod again>just claims he has "won"Like playing chess with a pigeon
>>221639716>started shit>got hitoh no, anyway
>>221639534out of ten!
>>221639618so undead (alchemical zombie?) mountain had sex with the giant septa
>>221639716kek
>>221639716>Blacks>full of literal blacks>want women in control>manufacture problems for the poor and then pretend to solve them>complain about white men being in chargeThey're really not hiding it, are they?
>>221639618so giant septa could have given birth to a monstrous child?
>>221639773>Otto Hightower, I'm Kingsguard
>>221639785>You don't get to bring rats
>>221639770I don't think I understand you, anon...
they will destroy oldtown for keks and then not mention it
>>221639618Septa gives birth to Gregoroid Cleganoid Zombie Ogre?
Why is Rhaenyras small council not fleshed out at all? On the greens, we know Larys Strong, Otto, Beesbury, Jacen Lannister, Cole, and Wyld. They all get screentime and do shit.But who is even on Rhaenyras council? Daemon sits there sometimes, but I don't know if he has a position. Same with Jace before he did. Corlys is sometimes there, and Mysaria is usually standing somewhere in the background, but not seated. I can't name any of the others and I have no idea what anyones position is.
>>221639716>greens are conservative-coded>blacks are progressive-coded
>>221639618race of alcemical undead ogres would be created by the septa offspring he raped to death
>>221639773>Rhaenyra cut off his head just she cut off his great grandson, little Jahaeres, headIt was a cool call back
>>221639830Neither are remotely conservative. If the Greens were conservative, they would have ignored Rhaenyra and instead sent the Lannister fleet to attack Astipor on behald of the Iron Bank of Braavos.
>>221639830>-codedfuck off
How the fuck will they spin Tumbleton?, given Hugh's MUHWHIFE-ness?
>>221639903bully-coded post
>>221639908They're raping Hugh's wife's son and therefore actually he's not a cool betrayer but morally good
>>221639773the energy in this scene was crazy
>>221639826There's Celtigar but he's barely a character who exists to oppose Rhaenyra's suicidal ideas and to remind viewers that old men bad. But she left him on Dragonstone as a traitor for some reason. Mysaria is de-facto on the council and that's probably it, don't remember anyone else shown or mentioned.
>>221639830In the books the Greens are sexist while the Blacks are racist.
>>221639908next episode should tell us a lot about their plans for tumbleton
>>221639908>Tumbletonprobably merging and condensing everything related to it and adding some more adjacant and not so adjacent stuff to create a "peak" big important thing. so dumbing things down
>>221638473Is any of this gotslop good?I need new background noise after I've finished the expanse (this shit is ass)
Would Aegon or Rhaenyra be for Israel?
>>221639950NO
>>221639950YES
>>221639951Rhaenyra would definitely side with other incestuous schizos that lost their homeland and resent western men
>>221639938>while the Blacks are racistlmao nope, they let browns claim dragons and fight for them
>>221639950MAYHAPS
Bastard blood, shed at war.
>>221639920I can see him going into town to find her wife dying after being turboraped by the greens (we had foreshadowing for that) and then burninating everything out of rage.But then it doesn't make any sense that he defects to the Greens.Unless the Black win and the wife gets raped by them. Which doesn't make any sense either because Tumbleton is a Blacks city.
>>221639618the alchemical undead created in this manner are actually tougher than wights
He comes....
>>221639951Rhaenyra is Israel coded>this throne was promised to me 20 years ago
>>221640037Probably doesn't defect to the Greens but because a "fuck them both" figure causing trouble but has to then be put down by the Blacks
>>221640047No, no, no!
>>221640066the innsmouth look is strong in this one
>>221639628Obviously not, becaus non-binary is not a thing you retard
But what about poor Sam Tarly?
>>221640066
>>221640092Then she is trans. Since her gender identity is non-binary, but her sex is female.
>>221640066im getting too used to seeing this
>>221640119she a woman that claims she is mumbo-jumbo "male/femae/ooga-booga/gender looney bin", so its a psychopathy. She is disturbed in her mind and the rest is propaganda politicized by trash.
>>221640074I'd cum innsmouth
>>221640147she got too fat and was very average even before, the young epoch actress was at least cute
>>221640115HEY! I'm just stressed from work, alright. Plus you could put a bit more effort in , just saying.
>>221640153Not too fat for a bj
>>221640119She's a fucking woman with brain chemistry issues; 'transgender' is just a pet name for a disorder, it's like calling demon possession a 'visitation'.
>>221640134>claims mumbojumbo so its psychopathyRight. That's what trans means.
>>221640119explains why she got fat
where's tyland lannister
>>221640201On the boat with Gendry
>Character is the second person named Aegon to be king>Call him Aegon IIWhoa. The fucking details in this show are unreal.
>>221640219
>>221640147what did he mean by this
>>221639951>oy vey your grandfathers swore to mr that the israel uh i mean the throne belongs to me!
>>221640115He's too pathetic, lads. Imagine not breeding that cutie every day.
>>221640242what other epic reddit memes you got for us?
>>221640247hunter wishes she would be as feminine as emma
>>221640219you have been crashing out over a retarded twitter meme for three threads now
>>221640247indians are face blind
>>221640286>crashing out
>>221640280
>>221640297>still crashing out
>>221640298>>221640280
>>221640297wow you destroyed him
>>221640298i want to pet it
>>221638495this show looks so fucking flat
>>221640313>himit's a zoomer jew, anon. you have to remember they all have special pronouns.
>>221640376you are still chimping out
>>221640384calm down, anon.
>>221638561>>221638495>aurayou know aura can be both negative and positive, so which aura are you talking about
>>221640356he cute
>>221640425>he
>>221638473so naath is full of blonde blue eyed scandinavians?
>>221640119again, non-binary is not a thing. thats not a gender. it made up nonsense
>>221639875Braavos is our greatest ally you cunt.
>>221640119>Then she is trans. Since her gender identity is non-binary, but her sex is female.she is female, her gender is female, her sex is female her psychopathy is "non-binary padded room type 1 nutjob"
>>221639447He just does.
>>221640115Was she too old or not valyrian? Or both?
>>221640486You have an outdated mindset. Gender is a social construct.
>>221640247thats a man, baby
>>221640247it’s uncanny
>>221640522padded room for you as well, you can keep on mumbling bullshit until you drop
>>221640542There are 2 sexes and multiple different genders.
>>221640522>Gender is an absolute biological ontological reality and you are nothing but in effect a bug in the system in an epoch of degeneracy and chaos
>>221640561there are many padded rooms and many hells for all of you do not worry there is room for all of you
>>221640565Sex is biological and determined at birth. Gender is different.
>>221640561>There are 2 sexes and2 gendersthe rest is retarded bullshit that do not correspond to the real.these exist in degenerate trash books even in the ancient world from their eras and mini-eras and phenomena of degeneracy and lunatic bullshit.
>>221640247Based
>>221640592you can continue your lunacy but there will be consequences that will be ontological and multidimensional aka spiritual thus metaphysical that you will regret and will not be some obsessive game of retardation that you are all playing.
>>221640522Many things are "social constructs". Doesnt mean you can be "neither male or female". Just like you cant identify as rich because money is only a social construct
>>221640522nah, also anyone who claims they are any other gender than male or female is a tranny. it's a colloquialism that refers to the whole spectrum of mentally ill people who add random alphabet characters as their pronouns. it's a fashionable social media trend of young people same as being an emo was 20 years ago.
>>221640596Many societies had concepts of more than two genders. >>221640581>many hellsThere is only one hell and one heaven
Gender is absolute made up bullshit made up for mentally ill cretins. There is only sex. You are a man or woman. End of.I love Rhaenyra btw.
Why are rightoids so gender obsessed? 80% of time it is mentioned by them and not leftists...
sex with the android dressed as a medieval lady
>>221640647not even asmon cares about this lol
>>221640628>There is only one hell and one heavenno, there are countless and you will get to see aplenty of them>Many societies had concepts of more than two genders.even in the ancient world from their eras and mini-eras and phenomena of degeneracy and lunatic bullshit, trash concepts always existed or popped up from time to timeyou are not special, you are a moron
>>221640247Hunter would have been a perfect young Rhaenyra.
>>221638495What should have happened is Daemon being suspicious of them giving Daeron up so easily and assessing him. You can see he already knows its not him with a smirk and to confirm this he grabs the kid by his neck and Daemon subtly looks to the dragon that doesnt react. He then takes the kid pretending he thinks its Daeron. Then he sends scouts or something to keep an eye on this army for sights of the real kid..And also Alicent not fucking INSTANTLY giving away its not her son nor even trying to hide it for more than a fucking milisecond.
>>221640647Don't bait nigger
>>221638501She looked so fucking ugly in this episode even reddit is saying it. Her script is fucking awful too. They could have atleast shown her all distressed or a bit emotional in this episode after seeing her fathers corpse and head separated.
>>221638620Is him on the throne and being burnt the same time span as the books? I wanted to see more of this Aegon as King.
>>221640658>not even asmon cares about this lol>>221640297
>>221640738Olivia Cooke, unfortunately, has a rather bulbous forehead combined with a very high natural hairline. It looks okay on certain hairstyles but the haircut she currently has on the show makes her look like she has a small amount of Down's syndrome.
I need me some Dunk and Egg. But considering they've cast fat negros for season 2 etc they have now fucked that aswell. Great. Oh well atleast monetization ex-EA people got fired at Bethesda.
>>221640738...That's too bad. I think Alicent's an absolute shithouse of a character but I can't imagine myself not liking Olivia Cooke. Did you ever catch any of those "cast roundtables" they shoot?
>>221639345I like how they specify that it was staged as if anyone could possibly think that Mussolini worked as a farmer in his spare time and a professional photographer just happened to come across him while strolling through fields of grain
>>221640759>I need me some Dunk and Egg.no, anon, you don't. what you need's some validation for your tedious virtue signals, which isn't the same thing
>>221639826That's my biggest gripe with this franchise, that throne room is so empty and void while in the books it's wholly fleshed out with people, beaurocrats, lickspittles, servants, banners, furniture, while the show at most puts guards
>>221640785It's all good, citizen.
>>221639830Yes. You must be very smart. Congrats.
>>221640769>I think Alicent's an absolute shithouseBear with me here, anon: Do people actually talk like this in your corner of the world?
>>221640839https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThjnYrThwb0Cronx born, Cronx bred. All the time.
>>221640819talk about getting shitfaced
i really wanna see hobb the hewer punch mysaria in the mouth so hard all her teeth are knocked out and she falls to the ground after which she gets curbtomped by the rioting chuds
i really wanna see ormund the rapist rape mysaria in the mouth so hard all her teeth are knocked out and she falls to the ground after which she gets raped by the green chuds
>>221640953>>221641049Stop raping, sers.
>>221641049>>221640953this but unironically. i want a "concept episode" where its just a gang of smallfolk rapists during the KL riots going around punching nobles in the fucking mouth and raping them.
>>221641086Male nobles or female nobles?
>>221639935In the preview for the next episode Mysaria tells Rhaenyra to name a master of coin and basically put all the treasury issues on him. I have a feeling they will go with Bartimos for that in the show as well. Though in the book i never got the feeling that he did anything that the queen did not demand. She asked for him to fill up their coffers and quick so he went full retard and just taxed everything.
>>221640785Idk some really dumb people exist
>>221641095Transnobles.
>>221641168kek
this is season defining
>spamming and samefagging your reddit meme all day
>>221641280Who came up with the original edit?
>ai poster mad nobody likes his posts
>>221641168>>221641280
>>221641293Me >>221641280I'd still let her take all my cock
>>221639389But I recognize that ship, why are they in japan?
>>221641420There is no Japan in this setting.
>>221638495>MUH WOIFE"S SONS
>>221641280>>221641168slit your wrists
>>221641434true... Yi Ti?
>>221639307>> I have seen speculations of Sunfyre's really dead and Aegon will tame the Cannibal, but that's retarded.For whatever reason, GRRM got really pist at the decisions made during the season. We don’t know why yet, but that might be what did it
>>221641513Leng
>>221639358Pedophilia
But what is west of Westeros?
>>221641576Westestos
>According to Benioff, they won Martin over by knowing the answer to his question, "Who is Jon Snow's mother?"Am I in any position to criticize D&D when they figured this out but I couldn't while reading
>>221641697Yes. Because anyone can google the answer
>When Uncle Ormund says it's time to burn some heathens
>>221641718What kind of retard would google for spoilers while reading
>>221641499lets do it like the cargyll twins
>>221641779You don't know zoomers and gen alpha then, anon.
Is everyone at Harrenhal dead?
>>221641697It was a huge topic of discussion on forums back in the day anyone who participated in them would know the theory about Lyanna. The reality is that those kikes just went full nepotism to be given the show and fatman probably made up the bullshit about Lyanna to make them look competent, he always likes to suck up to people in hollywood like he did with condom at first before he absolutely raped fire and blood. He even sided with him instead of sapochnik cause he was pissed about alicent being rhaerhae's childhood bestie and after sapochnik got kicked out condom raped the story in way worse forms anyways.
>>221640517I will have no spotify playlists in your honor, queenfucker
>>221641890Aemond is alive
PAINFULLY REDDIT
Reminder that the Gods and magic are not real.
why doesn't alys get them to squash their beef over her pussy
Sunset found him squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up he was shitting brown water.
>>221642483The more he ate...
>>221640247kinda ruins her for me fr fr
>>221642300What is a god to you? What is magic to you?
Sevenbros... we are so back...
If I were born a poor peasant, how would I go about learning magic?
>>221642597There are no Gods. Only the law of Men. Even the author is an atheist. All prophecies are bullshit.
>>221642618You haven’t answered my question
>>221642612send in an application to the alchemists guild
>>221642612Magic in Asoiaf sucks major donkey dick. The only type of magic that seems to work is blood magic with ritualistic sacrifices. No fireballs, magic missiles, invisibility cloaks, NOTHING!
>implying you wouldnt
>>221642657Is he icsh?
>>221642657
>>221642657were this an actual, biological boy, I would burn the Seven Kingdoms for him
Let them eat rat.
>>221642657would, either way
There needs to be an annual Ratcatcher Day in Westeros
>>221638501All the critics were talking about S1 E7, Driftmark, the Aemond lost an eye episode and gushing about Olivia Cooke's acting. Condal did not like it not one bit.
>>221642657How old is Charlie Gordon?
>>221642655Magic does work, it’s just a fickle, capricious thing. Practically alive. Like tossing a piece of raw meat to a wild and dangerous beast. It IS an asshole. It seemingly values pain and suffering and sacrifice. Things like skinchanging and dragonbonding presumably had prices paid in the deep past.
>>221642791Statue shall be built in the throne room to honor their sacrifice
>>221642844Can anyone bond with a dragon?
What did Rhaegar plan to do if he won the war? Kidnapping Lyanna was an Aegon IV-tier move
>>221642663i don't think so saar
>>221642916It’s a mystery. Horrific flesh shaping/breeding practices presumably led up to the dragonlords. Children of the forest probably raped humans (and vice versa) to impart skinchanging genetics.
>>221642921Bring the dragons back.
>>221642921>Kidnapping Lyanna was an Aegon IV-tier movethat bitch Lyanna used a love potion given by the mystery knight on rhaegar
The reason why Craster could bargain with the Others was because he made sacrifices to them. To the cold.
>Maybe Egg ought to be a hedge knight sir. Sleeping under hedges and eating salt beef will make him a good person unlike his Targshit brothers>*Egg gets his whole family killed trying to wake dragons with wildfire and blood magicDunk the Lunk.
>>221638495He got brutally mogged desu
>>221643003Craster won the Game of Thrones. Nigga just lived his wife with a harem of daughters and was such a chad even Whites didn't fuck with him.
>>221643003Is Craster /got/hotd/dunk/-approved ?
>>221643050He died because he let the glorified crew of the nights watch into his humble home
>>221642609Religion only shows up in this series when its convenient for the plot, which is a massive oversight given how poignant it would have been to every aspect of their lives
>>221643085Why the fuck would religion be that important?
>>221643068>Glorified crew? >They're a family!
>>221643038great grandpa. great granddaughter
>>221642657stop sexualizing her
Lolmagicbe hedge wizard, calling your phony tricks and snake oil “magic” like an an assholebe woods witch, calling your herbal tea and midwifery “magic” just to be burned at the stake be maester, studying rare arcane lore that will amount to fucking nothing most likely be alchemist, drinking mercury like an insane idiot, claiming it does wonders like extending life be pyromancer, making green shit that can barely be handled, let alone used in warfare safely be poisoner, making drugs and poisons to take out your enemies secretly like a cowardly woman be warlock, shaving your head bald and sipping the blue lsd, vibing on the insane hallucinations be red priest, staring into fires all night like a paranoid idiot, for maybe a lousy vision or two, maybe be a dreamer, get dreams that want to hurt you or even kill you, or harm those you love, sometimes be skinchanger, hoping your snow bear or mountain lion won’t eat your fucking face off (it could happen)be greenseer, attaching yourself to some creepy tree and having your personality assimilated by the roots be crannogman, breathing mud like frogs, making floating huts, malnourished and worm ridden weirdos be maegi, pray to the great shepherd you won’t be raped by horse men and burned alive for blood magic be Qohorik, sacrificing babies at an altar for maaaybe the ability to reforge magic steel, maaaaybebe shadowbinder, eating mutated blind fish from the toxic sick river like a huge fucking idiot
>>221643085Catelyn praying at the Sept by Renly's war camp was kino in the books.
>>221642655Magic works, its mostly just that people don't understand it. There are no grand mages that have just like straight up solved magic. Even the Red Priestesses and Shadowbinders are basically neophytes. Its like finding a computer but not knowing what a computer is how to read and the keyboard is entirely unlabelled.
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>>221643109That is literally just a tomboy phase. Fuck this gay ass world. My mom had a tomboy phase, and now has four kids and two grandkids.
>>221643124This implies the background isn’t a living thing. For all you know magic just says “no” and that’s that. Understanding the magic isn’t what truly allows you to use or control it. It’s all about favor and patronage.
>>221643094>why would religion be important in a fantasy setting with magical elements
>>221643138I wanna ravage your mom's pussy, anon
>>221643024why did Fatman write such a wholesome story about a character that would end up facing such a tragic end? Is it just because of the nickname Egg?
>>221643094 People believe a kike came back alive 2000 years ago and has dominated the lives of billions since. They live a world where people do magical shit far more often and more recently than that. Like as soon as one person sees Melisandre make a shadow baby assassin, entire kingdoms should have Manhattan Project levels of effort at studying how to make shadow baby assassins.
>>221638674Hey instead of just having her stand there and wave while more than 2 feeble women slowly dole out food to an entire city, let's have her and her lesbian buddy have a moment together here for no reason.
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>>221643141>Its all about favor and patronageK, so this requires understanding. Why does magic say no sometimes? Why does it sometimes seem to be linked to sacrifice. What makes Kings blood stronger? Is there sacrifices even better than Kings blood? What kinds of requests can be granted and not granted? Even if it is "alive" it doesn't change the fact that no one in universe actually understands it whatsoever.
>>221643024He should've given him more beatings like Bloodraven told him.
>>221643167Because GRRM is in love with tragic endings. That should be obvious.
>>221643218Literally me.
>>221643229But GoT had a happy ending.
>>221643258>Stark on the throneIt was a tragedy
>>221642657I would, I would save her from her delusions of denying her own vagina's existence
The Boltons should have pledged to the Hightowers. For purposes of rape.
>>221643286The Starks were literally the main characters and represented all the positive themes which the story promoted.
>>221643240Poor Roland always getting ordered to go to places with no toilets.
>>221643329This is probably close to GRRM's canonical ending, but we'll never know. There's a theory that he's hoarding his manuscripts to be published after he dies because he's scared of the backlash.His thesis for Game of Thrones was that heroism cannot exist in the world. He accidentally made Jon Snow into the hero of the story and probably panicked. The showrunners had to Mary Sue Arya into the savior. The show's ending makes no sense in-universe, and only works in light of modern day politics.
>>221643397>The show's ending makes no sense in-universe, and only works in light of modern day politics.Why can't it work? All the bad guy dynasties are dead.
>>221643216Why do humans say no sometimes anon? Magic may have a temperament. It might just not like you. It might be closer to a chaotic AI than an inert machine.
>>221640745He'll come back, as Haelena says, he's yet to see victory.
>>221643216> Why does magic say no sometimes? Why does it sometimes seem to be linked to sacrifice. What makes Kings blood stronger? Is there sacrifices even better than Kings blood? What kinds of requests can be granted and not granted? It might just be a dick. It might do things for the lulz. No other reason. Like one who drops a few jelly beans into an ant farm every now and then.
>>221643311Ramsay would have loved the greens. So much rape, so many warcrimes.
>>221643474>he's yet to see victory.>come back>kill the rioters>a few days later the lads and addam kill daeron and destroy the reach army>the greens lose the muddy mess and lose the war>poisoneddoesnt look like a victory
>>221643109>>221643138They will pay for every tomboy they ruined, and they will pay for it a hundredfold.
>>221643514He kills Rahenyra, that's a win you conveniently ignored. Also he holds kings landing for a while, and had Jahaera not been killed he would have basically ended the conflict by marrying the two sides and settling the matter permanently.
So whats up with Sothyoros. How is it possible that no one has mapped out at least the coasts? The naval capabilities of Westeros and also Essos seem fairly advanced. At least late medieval level-tier advanced, by which time people had long been sailing from Europe to India around Africa. It seems silly that the coastline of Sothyoros is unmapped.
>>221643491Pretty sure he'd be too pragmatic to go against his liegelord and try to run off to join the Greens.
>>221638473GoT is GOAT
>>221643514>doesnt look like a victoryIsnt that like the moral of the story, no one really wins, everyone dies and a child is put on the throne?
>>221643397I assume you mean King Bran? That will work just fine in the books if Bran actually does magic Three-Eyed Crow shit and saves everyone. It just doesn't work in the show because Bran contributed literally nothing to war and was a literal who. Its other stuff that just doesn't work in the show GRRM will have to figure out. Like what to do with Arya, Jaime, Cersei, and Brienne. All main characters that don't really have a purpose anymore, yet are a lot of peoples favorites.
>>221643602>He kills Rahenyra, that's a win you conveniently ignoredcompletely irrelevant to the conflict>Also he holds kings landing for a whileand he got fucked, not a win>and had Jahaera not been killed he would have basically ended the conflict by marrying the two sides and settling the matter permanently.And had Aegon not been killed he would had won but alas what ifs are not relevant>>221643635yeah that's the point, haleana saying aegon would taste victory was retarded but I guess killing rhaenyra was enough for them
>>221643397Isn't Dany the obvious hero? Shes such a mary sue
>>221643608Maybe tropical diseases and hostile tribes with seemingly little to offer. Really Western Europe didn't start investigating sailing routes until the fall of Constantinople. I'm not sure there's an equivalent to a hostile Caliphate in Essos to spur this on.The "Doom of Valyria" is the closest we get to the fall of Constantinople, but the implication is it was some sort of magical occurrence that destroyed the city/empire.
>>221640745Aegon gets shafted in the book also. GRRM glazed Aemond and Daemon like the way the show glazes Alicent and Rhaenyra. Both forget about Aegon at times.
>>221643397>His thesis for Game of Thrones was that heroism cannot exist in the world.NoThat was never his thesis in any way, shape or formThis is something retards obsessed in proving he is bad keep repeating, often said by the same people who spam the stupid tolkien comparison meme.Heroism is good, George just likes to add layers to it but he still ultimately believes that heroism = good
>>221643364kino armour
>>221643702>often said by the same people who spam the stupid tolkien comparison meme.Ok but what's your tax policy?
>>221643675We'll see, it may have been his plan to go insane like her dad to prove monarchy is bad or something.
>>221643608it's a continent of beasts. safe to assume the waters are full of krakens and shit
>>221643713Tax the nobles. Feed the poor.
>>221643664Haelena didn't say that he would win the whole war, she said in general victory. Winning a battle is a victory even if you end up losing the war. Taking dragonstone, kings landing, and executing rahenyra are victories. It's really simple.
Why did they make Jasper Wylde a rapist, and an incompetent one who doesn't lock doors at that?
>>221643738green men badbut also black men bad
Today is my birthday. What should I do to celebrate?
>>221643744Why would you blame a woman for what men have done!?
>>221643738Don't tell me you've never lost control in front of some nice piece of pussy and raped a girl in front of the cops anon.It happens to everyone, come on.
>>221643759You should post Mario Naharis.
>>221643759What one sows in his nameday, he reaps all year your grace.
>>221643759sex with melly sanders
Reminder that Dany is the one true hero, not Jon
>>221643780I'm much more of a Arbor Gold™ man, desu.>>221643792So... plant a body of whiskey in my backyard?
>>221643759It is customary to eat cake when celebrating the anniversary of a birth.
>>221643721>Safe to assumeBut not confirmed, right? Nowhere in the lorebooks does it say people stopped exploring Sothyros because of sea monsters. There are krakens around Dorne and people still sail through them.
>>221643759Catch some rats.
>>221643775>nice piece of pussyShe is a grandma...
Do you guys think Dany will die in the book? The show confirmed fAegon is not relevant and Stannis will burn the princess and die.
>>221643805My formerly tomboy mom is making her carrot cake. >>221643813Okay.
>>221643815You've never seen a GILF and thought>Seven hells, I NEED to rape?It's normal, every man on the green side who has blood in his veins thinks this.
>>221643849>Do you guys think Dany will die in the book?Yes>The show confirmed fAegon is not relevantWrong, he is relevant, he is necessary as part of the process that will turn dany into an evil tyrant. His removal is the worst blunder of the show.
>>221643856you're acting like that nigga pirate who wanted to rape that hag Cersei
>>221643876I guess you're right, she is probably going to seethe because people will claim for him.
>>221643856>Seven hells, I NEED to rapeReminder that every green thinks like this
>>221643884I did NAWT say I am going to raaep her, I said I am going to FAWK her
>>221643051Craster is what every man should strive to be like Yes, I’m team green, why?
>>221643884He was spiritually an Aegon supporter>hired to fight for the one true king Stannis >pirate from essos>wanted to rape the queen dowagerWelcome back, tryarchy,
>>221643929Why didn't anyone complain about his blackwashing?
>>221644000Because he never tried to fuck you.
>>221644000>Why didn't anyone complain about his blackwashing?Because all the sad little snowflakes who have no life and complain about those things today were like 7 year old back then?
>>221644042No you dumb whore nigger that inserts his headcanon everywhere, its because he literally gets called out in the exact very scene and implies he would seduce and not force her. Dumb whore 10 IQ retard.
>Tullys dabbing on TargaryensDaemon or Aemond should have exterminated them
>>221644105Blackwashing refers to turning the character black right?
thread about to die>>221644313 >>221644313
Why didn’t the show put in the Brave Conpanions? They’re so dark and edgy and evil it’s just hilarious.
>>221643929why did he want to fuck her anyways? He could've asked to fuck melisandre instead
>>221644323retarded off-topic OP, avoid it at all costs
Someone post the REAL thread.
