Rat King editionPrevious >>221650678
>>221657568Why does Otto support the ratcatcher cause? Why doesn't he see the superiority of the ratkin?
>>221657608He is a catfag
Tully girls are for breeding.
AEMOND GET IN HERE, WE'RE TELLING KINSLAYING STORIES
>>221657643*Lysa excluded
So were the lords of the vale always honorable? Or was that just Jon being an exception to the rule like Ned was to the Starks?
tranny faggot feminist trash
her childrenARE BASTARDSand sheIs a whoooooore
>>221656931luke is icsh
THE SEED IS WEAK
Rape is good
>>221657683House Arryns words are literally "High as Honor" the lords of the vale have always had a stick on their ass about their honor.
>>221657683Vale knights are generally straight shooters. They don't get out much, too busy fighting the Mountain tribes.
>dragons have been used for hundreds of years>no actual tactics besides flying extremely close and flaming a couple of dudes each pass
Shouldn't the absolute majority of people in Westeros be first men?
>>221657845Jace, my beloved. I didnt even want to watch this shit.
>mummer >jape>teats>ser>mayhaps>shat>coz
>>221657665why are you trying to change what you said?>>221656290you are retorting people who tell you sunfyre ISN'T dead >>221655430with>it was said in front of Corlys and Mysaria, who already know Aegon is not actually dead, so lying to them about Sunfyre serves no purpose., clearly implying that you think sunfyre is dead, because a character who isn't a reliable narrator said so, and some youtube retard probably made all you believe that's the caseyou panicked and are trying to call it off?
>>221658181You forgot NUNCLE
>>221658072The Andal invasion was 6,000 years ago. Alot can happen in that time. It's based off the Anglo-Saxon invasion which were able to saturate England in 500ish years
>>221657568This is my OTP and if it had happened the dance would have been avoided.
>>221658181>Nuncle>Nipples on a breastplate>Broke his fast>Loins>Words are Wind
>>221658022>good guys houses fight for the blacks>bad guys houses fight for the greensReally makes you think (and yes baratheons are bad guys that's why GRRM came up with stannis burning shireen)
>>221658218Ye but Westeros is the size of South America.
>>221658218>The Andal invasion was 6,000 years agoWhat is it with fantasy novels and not understanding how long crap like this actually is? 6000 years ago was damn near pre bronze age for *us* right *now*And these guys are still running around in armor *and* their magic sucks. The shit.
>>221658270George does use the unreliable narrative a lot but he's also notoriously bad at math or reality in general. HOW THE FUCK IS SAM FAT AFTER AN ENTIRE YEAR NORTH OF THE WALLHOW DID THE GREAT RANGING LAST AN ENTIRE YEAR
>>221658270>was damn near pre bronze age Correction, it was firmly pre-bronze age.
>>221658252The Spanish and Portuguese were able to saturate South American in 300ish years
AN ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR JUST GETTING TO FIST OF THE FIRST MENYOU CAN LITERALLY SEE CRASTER'S KEEP FROM THE TOP OF THE WALLWHAT THE FUUUUUCK WERE THEY DOING FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR
>>221658317Latinos are 99% native or black.
>>221658241>bad guys houses fight for the greensIdk, Tarleys are Blacks. So are the Freys. Tullys were originally Greens.
>>221658349Tarly is a good house
>>221658317>saturateKeep in mind their germs killed up to 90% of people before before they actually started conquering the mainland. And they kinda never actually did what you claim, latinos are still largely Amerindian genetically.
>>221658364>Tarly is a good houseThey're not, they're mean to Sam ergo baddies, and not in a hot way.
>>221658384Wrong and sam is a fag
>>221658300Very little about the timeline makes any sense. It took Bobby B 12 days to cross the Neck on his way to grab Ned. Then it takes Robb 3 months to get to Riverrun when he marched South, and he took a shortcut.
>>221658330catching rats
>>221658391I agree he is a massive bitch and needed to man the fuck up or at the very least use those damn books to be of service to his house. A tactician can be effeminate, look at the Chinese ffs. But you can't be medieval, effeminate AND fucking useless and still whine about how your dad didn't want his useless fat fuck of a son to inherit the castle and lands. At least write westeros' new Art of Common Sense you fat bastard. How can the Manderly's pull of being fat and manly from a goddamn merchant port and you're down in the Reach's most militaristic house, on the fucking Dornish Marches no less, and pull off being a useless fat fucking pussy?? But still he's a *nice guy in the books and show so if people are mean to him they're the baddies.
Almost done with adwd, read the books for the first time. Show s1-s4 mogs the booksI can barely get through this adwd slop. Affc was a slog, but this is crazy having us go back instead of time skip forwardsThe plot has lost all momentum and George is a fucking hack lolt. 26 yo zoomer
>>221658342>>221658375Even with the germ warfare the conquest of the Americas was no walk in the park. Same as it was with the Andals vs the First Men. The Andals might be the majority south of the North but at the demographic core and inevitable mixing that would happen after 6,000 most self proclaimed Andals are likely in the same boat as the Brackens/Blackwoods where it's a pretty even mix between First Men and Andal heritage as is the estimated 50-55% ratio of Mestizo in South America.
>>221658475Nah they are good and based
>>221657568
>>221658475The point with Sam is that his father is a retarded asshole that bullied his son into becoming a useless coward. George critiques this idea that boys need to be toughened up through cruelty. That's why Jon is shown ro be compassionate and more successful than Thorne.
>>221658506The early season sdid a good job of trimming the fat of the books then as they started running out of source material it all went to hell.
>>221658507>Even with the germ warfare the conquest of the Americas was no walk in the park.Idk the indians seemed to keep getting btfo ik the spanish used mostly indians in their own force but the Incas were straight retarded for losing over and over like they did
>>221658522George is a soft faggot.
>>221658507Problem is that south America has had a continous flow of migrants from Europe, the Andals had a short period of invading Westeros. It's more likely that Westerosi are 95% first men with 5% Andal dna.
>>221658508No, Randyll is the most evil unbased bitch born degenerate westeros has, He paints his lips like a woman.
>>221658563That's just your opinion
>>221658553You'd think so but the Andals killed a LOT of first men and then really liked to fuck.
>>221658544Ye bro, whatever you tell your gay ass before going to bed. You're so fucking stupid you don't realize you're consuming boomer hippie media.
>>221657845VERMAX FLY VERMAXIGNORE THE HOOK IN YOUR CHESTFLY!DONT BITE OR INCINERATE THE ANCHORING ROPE THAT'S EASILY IN YOUR REACH VERMAXFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>221658576They are FACTS based on WISDOM and LOGIC he is effeminate and you are his bitchboi cheerleader, you like men that paint their lips, therefore i posit that YOU are a faggot.
>>221658395Travelling with a small retinue vs marching an entire army (and adding to it along the way)
>>221658598You're trying too hard bro you're obviously a fat boy like sam
>>221658553Still using Britain as an example back in the day they got invaded by the Romans, Anglo-Saxons and eventually the Normans. Sure the aristocracy changed but genetically it's doubtful that the lower classes changed that much from how the native Britons were. No population is going to fully be able to supplant another in a short amount of time unless it's a genocidal campaign like what happened with the Neanderthal and other proto humans but that also took millions of years to reach it's conclusion and still there was a lot mixing going on. The small folk are almost guaranteed to be First Men.
THE _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ !
>>221658652But unlike Sam I am a tradesman and I have SEX with my GIRLFRIEND who is not fat or chubby and has a nice ass.
>>221658641Armies can move fast however. George is just bad at this kind of stuff. Compare with lord of the rings where Tolkien made sure that everything checked out with travel time, even made sure that moon cycle was consistent.
>>221658661Agreed. But even a majority of the noble houses have first men origin now, George reconned it.
>>221658679She gives me a blowie once a month too.
>>221658679I forgot to add that my girlfriend is trans!
>>221658679>not chubbyI'm sorry to hear that
>>221658711based
>>221658641Robert's progress took around 50 days from Kingslanding to Winterfell then it took about 80 days the other way. Sure it's Robert so he likely took his sweet time feasting at every Lord's castle he past still the couple of hundred people making up his baggage train you'd think they'd be alittle quicker.
>>221658722What do you even do to keep yourself occupied when you're on the road for nearly two months straight?
Why does evil music play like half the episode when she’s being pretty nice for the most part?
>>221658709>>221658711y'all are jelly.
>>221658694What hasn't the fat man retconned. The bastard should have done the time skip like he initially planned.
>>221658737>not chubby>jellyNo
>>221658734>she's being nice for trying to solve problemsTHE PROBLEMS SHE CAUSED
>>221658734She's being driven coocoo for cocoa puffs by having to actually rule her subjects now and govern not a kingdom but just a single city
>>221658270Obviously it wasn't actually 6 000 years ago, just as the Starks aren't a 10 000 year old dynasty. The maesters are using inflated numbers to make it seem more legendary and mighty, and because they don't actually know how old those things are. It's just a lot of "trust me bro" claims.
are rats the thinking mans pet?
>>221658770no, that's Chimpanzees.
>>221658734Systemic patriarchal misogyny
>>221658731Hunt and whore I imagine.Given how there was generally fuck all to do it's no wonder back in the middle ages people were having so many kids. You can't fucking read, all you do is farm working for that next festival or Saint's day so you can eat something besides gruel. Half your kids die before they reach age 3, don't even bother naming them before the age of 1 since they the chances they make it that far are slim. Might as well lay some pipe before dying of some new plague that blows it's way into town.
>>221658747So mad and jel
The Realm's Delight <3
>>221658821would
>>221658830Daeron the Daring over here
>maesters only recently replaced the alchemists in Westeros during the last five hundred yearsGEORGE FUCKING STOP WITH YOUR DOGSHIT WORLD BUILDING
Ratcatcher status?
>>221657657Kek
>>221657845In the book, wasn’t it some sort of net if chains ir some shit?
>>221658936Dead, I'm afraid.
>>221658769It's the maesters who are saying it was 4000-2000 years while oral tradition puts it around 6000 years. The maesters have their work cut out for them trying to bring in logic to a magical world.
Jace should have lived...
Why did Sheepstealer decide to go from the Vale or wherever to fucking around in the Gullet?
>>221658475Poor Sam...
>>221659165bad writing, even in the episodes the girl cannot control and he suddenly knows directions, locations and a bunch of stuff
>>221659182blackpilled again
Sunfyre is dead but she got revived by clan Moulder...
Yet another episode where nothing ever happens
>>221659254Wgat dp you mean? She pissed off the city nobles
>>221659254But the ratcatchers got mentioned!
>>221659182George has to be trolling here, he's a massive horn dog. He was constantly fucking ugly nerd chicks at cons when he was young and uploading pictures of "babes" as he names them on notablog.
>>221659234Sunfyre is dead but got revived by the Mother
>>221659165Rhaena likely promised him all the sheep he could eat back on Dragonstone.
>>221659362He really is a sick man.
>>221659340
>>221657608he is an anti-skaven persona
POPPA BEAR!
>>221657568So after years of knowing that Tyrion’s beetle speech was commentary on the cruelty of power (and the gods), I ran across the quote that must have inspired it. J. B. S. Haldane was once asked to provide a quality he’d ascribe to God. His answer was “An inordinate fondness for beetles.”
>>221659917>tfw you’re small and smart
they finally improved episode 1
All the 4k piracy sites got their upload sources nuked. Can't watch episode 3
>>221660201I look like this and say this
>>221659996Why would Lyonel ask Dunk if he's been to a poor rainy shithole island?
>>221658682>Armies can move fastroman legions maybe, but a hodgepodge feudal host made up of dozens of houses and each individual house's retinues would just be an organizatonal mess, not have the same kind of logistical practices or discipline to move at speed
>>221660380That's false. Harold marched down the coast of England from Stamford bridge to Hastings in a couple of weeks.
>>221660437the vikings were good engineers and also more of a military society and unlike much of the european continental armies or britbong armies the show depicts
He comes....
>>221660437And that was a rare enough achievement to warrant being remembered as noteworthy. That suggests moving an army at that pace was not common practice of the age.
>>221657568>gf going away for 2 weeks>will have to not watch or read threads for 2 episodesFucking sucks
>>221660532Absolutely based.
>>221660517Harold was literally English.
>>221657643She looks too young there.
>>221660556Because they had just defeated Harald at Stamford.
>>221660575Sure
bros, I...I think I hate raping.
>>221660629Stop raping, ser
I want to fucking RAPE someone.
>>221660668I said, STOP RAPING, ser
>>221658330Tell me about Hardhome. What really happened?Also share your favorite spooky lore or theory
I think I’m going to start vaping, bros.
>One sip of that cider making me unwise
>>221660698This is a low fantasy setting. Don't expect the truth about Hardhome to be anything that special.
>>221660698Nuclear reactor overloaded.
>>221657835season 1 bran is icsh
>>221660715a targaryen is just a jew but westerosi isnt it
>>221660765and Mormont?
>>221657568he had those ratcatchers executed for a reason
>>221660765are there any canon shotacon characters?
>>221659995why is this official?
Would you say that the deception with the fake Daeron, was a mummers farce?
>>221660847Cersei was wrong about alot of things, but Margaery wasn't one of them.
>>221660872you know why
>>221660904I don't think the age difference between Marg and her husbands was that big.
>>221658936Pregnant
>>221660922Book Tommen is 8 while Marge is 16
>>221660746It’s hard sci-fi.
>>221660875South park tried to warn use about the abundance of cocks we'd be exposed to in future season. We should have listened.
>>221660961but what about the show?
maekar and bronn linked up. keep it or sneed it?
>>221661086Maekar's actor is shockingly underrated.
>>221661125He completely carried the last season of Fargo
>still no tarbeck reyne rebellion mini series
>>221661190Was it a kino arc?
>>221661207Its Tywins origin story
>>221660829jeor is kino
>>221661247His son even more so
>>221660922>>221661055wasn't show margaery an adult while show tommen a very young teenager?
>Rhaenyra is defeated>Viserys's ghost appears>"Father! Is it... over?">"At long last. No woman rules at all, my realm's delight...">"I see... only bad ratings... before... me">Viserys closes his retarded daughter eyes as Corlys walks in>"Without its girlboss command, the restless fandom will become an even greater threat to this show... Ratings must be maintained. There must always be a Retarded Wokelyrian character...">Viserys ghost disappears>Corlys retrieves the Woke Crown and examines it>"The weight of such a burden... must be mine. For there is no other...">"CORLYS! You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother - but it is not your own">"Vaemond?! By all that is salted...">"The dragon's flame sealed my fate. The world of the Canon can no longer comfort me. Place the crown upon my head, Corlys. Forevermore, I will be the jailer of the normies">"No, my kid brother. I cannot">"Do it, Corlys! You and these trans knights have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of kino... is mine">"You will not be forgotten, kid brother">"I must be forgotten, Corlys! If the world is to live free from the tyranny of bastards, they must never know what was done here today">Corlys nodes>"Tell them only that Maegor with Tits is dead. And that Vaemond Velaryon died with they/them... Now, go. Leave this stupid season, and never return..."
>>221660532No, no, no!
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>221657608Hes a secret workshipper of Sigmar wanting to save KL from the Vermintide
>>221658506Martin originally planned a timeskip between book 3 and 4 to start wrap his plot. But he hated to use flashbacks and esposition dumps, so he skipped the timeskipAFFC and ADWD at basically 1600 Pages of rushing events and adding hundreds of characters to move the plot where it should had been at the start of the scrapped timeskip
>>221654764Very true.
they're ruining it againhttps://x.com/cinepatica/status/2075235850409935317
With the obvious exception of myself everyone in this thread is a sodomist.
>>221661125Sam Spruell? I really don't think so, guy got an assload of appreciation and respect after stoving his brother's head in.
>>221657643>>221657661*Lysa includedHer big problem was she wanted to be bred and wasn't enough
Does anyone else think Nyra is really cute this season?
>>221662274not really, she looks like the troon from euphoria
>>221662274tell me who that is and I'll cheerfully answer you bruh
>They're cutting Joffreys death and switching it to how Maelor diedI fucking hate condal and hessI fucking hate them so much
>>221662274no shes agressively mid and looks old. not to mention she should be fat. they should have kept monke
>>221662274T b h all the closeups make me wish I could make out with her </seriously>.
>>221662359>they should have kept monke
Daemon
>>221662409Don't keep us waiting, what did he make her?
>>221662267why wasn't cat raped during the wedding
>>221659691based gurm
>>221662550
>>221662551they had their way with the corpse afterwards anon
>>221662586Necrophilia is too far, even for George
>>221660651>>221656931imagine.....
>>221662409>>221662572These people were mean to spend their lives collecting potatoes and planting beans
>Hoster Tully agrees to call his banners and support your rebellion>but only if you marry his nubile redhead teenage daughter What do you do
>>221662572looks like a bunch of shit and blood kek
is it too late to save fDaeron? or is trooning out this early completely irreversible
We must post. Ser Criston Cole has posted.
>>221658769Me thinks Martin is playing it straight and that he doesn't see anything wrong with that.We will never know.
A blessing in the name of the Seven Who Are One.
>>221662831No. All Gods are fake. Magic isn't real. Atheism is the true path. Even the author is an atheist.
What is Rhaenyra's ruling philosophy? Like does she give a shit about the smallfolk? I'm just trying to think back now but I can't remember her ever expressing a reason for wanting to be queen aside from "I deserve it".
>>221662854The exact same ruling philosophy as Daenerys, anon. The showrunners want to make her Dany 2.0
>>221662750I don't for a moment accept that either of his daughters have *half* what Francesca does.
>>221662812and *what* has ser criston posted?
>>221662854>Like does she give a shit about the smallfolk?she cares as much as her critics do anon ie not a blind fucking bit
>>221662763never too late as long as shes not taking any meds or hormones or have had or plan to have any surgeries. i think for someone her age its popular to be a gender bender and for most cases its just a phase he or she grows out of. i just hope no one is pushing her to get meds or surgery. emma darcy should be kept away from fdaeron
>>221662892>looks sad like American veterans in movies set 20 years later
>>221662904>shes
>>221662892Fabian Frankel (spelling?) is a really good panelist. Even better if you put him together with people like Matt Smith and Tom Glynn-Carney; those guys bounce off each other really well.
>>221662096>random hoes on xitter have a theoryWake me up when there's something more to it.Also they're fucking retarded and they're saying that Joffrey's book death is "stupid". Holes really can't comprehend kino.
>>221662932>random hoes on xitter have a theorydo yourself a favor bruh that's the same as saying "random incels on /b/ have a theory"
>>221662929>Tom Glynn-CarneyAs I'm sure you already appreciate, anon, the point hardly needs making but Salfordians are GODS among MEN.
>>221662763Reminds me of this cute little trannoid who was running VR games on a stag do I was on down near Brighton. I think that one was travelling the other direction though. Hard to be sure.
>>221662854It's #HerTurn and that's all that matters.
>>221663007>cute little trannoid>down near Brightonthis computes, as you were
>>221663018ikr at least President Trump understands
>>221663018least hillary was hot at one point
>>221662994>Salfordians are GODS among MENi'm gonna MAKE me a good sharp AXEshining STEEL tempered in the FIREi'll cut you DOWN like an old dead TREEdirty old TOWN, dirty old TOWN
>>221663046Leftards bringing up gas after leftist lockdowns is hillarious. My gas is still cheaper than during the pandemic you caused.
>>221663051>hillary was hot at one pointSurprised by how good she managed to look for so long, frankly.
>>221663080>hillariousVery much it is hillarious saar! Let us make laughters of the triumph saar!
>>221663093>leftist divide the world into whites and People of Color>try to blend in while shitting on one of their pet groupsNobody buys it, Ivan.
>>221663062>Dirty Old TownYou're all right, anon.
>>221660346I hear they have riches there, I mean, its called the Sapphire for a reason, right? right???
>>221663132>leftist divide the world into whites and People of ColorAnd as you're so obviously one of the People of Color, anon, I really don't see the problem.
>>221663157THAPPIERTH! YOU HATH THLAIN MY BEAR!
>Go to bed with this thread up>Wake up>Thread is still upGrim.
The ratcatchers, Your Grace...
>>221662919She
>>221660715Decent take desu
>>221658970Yes, but that was rather unrealistic compared to a ballista made of twigs sharpshooting a moving target and anchoring a stone that cannot be heavier than 20kg into a creature that weights tonnes and weighing it down, also without pulling itself out of said creature even when the anchor gets stuck on an inexplicably unmovable object and the creature has the ability to fly against it. I hope this makes sense. Lots of love, Hessy
>>221658678>batcatchers?
>>221660071Are zoomers this retarded?
>>221658734Its actually her trying to imitate her late beloved father but failing miserably, the people feared Viserys just as much as they loved him.
>>221660835Otto in the black cells
>>221663531
>>221660346Brienne is Dunks kin, grrm is a hack
>>221660698A Snow. Series could have been kino if it focused on a longwinter
>>221658678ohh... i had them hanged
The ratcatchers wouldn't prevented Rhaenyra from capturing the city..
>>221663690What if the Ratcatchers ruled the throne?
>>221663690*would'veI'm retarded>>2216636971000 years of peace
The gods have yet to make a man who lacks the patience for absolute power, your Grace...
>>221657643uhhh is catelyn supposed to look like a MILF?
>>221660715I love how everyone is already sick of T*rgshits in that show
>>221663743Yes, she's 33 not 50 like in the show.
Any Greenbros itt?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEqVFJ-GviQ
>>221663690the ratcatchers > 20 good men
Barbrey Dustin refers to the maesters as "grey rats", and the ratcatchers have all been killed. There's some connection here, we need to go deeper.
>>221663743you should see her in the graphic novel
>>221663884I understand Littlefinger now
>>221663908when I first watched the show I didn't understand why he was still so hung up on a walled hag when he's constantly surrounded by hot prostitutes, it's not like she even had an amazing personality she was a stuck up cunt for the most part
Good morrow sers
Wait you’re telling me this series is just supposed to end with them dying horribly?
Why didn't Otto marry Rhaenyra?
>>221664140The show? Neither. Reality? Egg, yes. Dunk? No.
>>221664193That would be gross.
>>221664140>>221664200If a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is popular enough it will continue beyond the novellas. HBO wants more game of thrones content and they're gonna run out by 2028
>>221664193he only has place for the ratcatchers in his heart
>>221664224She married her uncle, who probably held her when she was a baby
>>221662854In the books? Absolute monarchy of the valyrian god-men, above all andal lawsIn the show? Proto-socalism with fenminist tendencies
>>221664129I need to give both of these brats correction
>>221664226>they're gonna run out by 2028What about Game Of Thrones remake?
>>221664323We're getting a movie about Aegon's conquest (it'll be awful)
>>221660698>Hardhomeone line of thought is that the valyrian dragonlords dragoned it mistaking hardhome for braavosother is that the fm from braavos tinkered in hardome, probably of a nearby hypothetical volcano which might make hardhome more suitable for habitation and the used their findings for the doom of valyria
>>221664226They won't go to Aegon V's coronation. Maekar's not even king yet. And you can cast Summerhall out of your mind permanently. Won't happen
Foolishness, Aegon.
>>221664226Aegon is like 60 when he dies. They have to do like 3 major time skips and recast the actors
>>221664338Who will they cast for Aegon and his sister-wives?
>>221664367MUH PRECIOUS RATCACHERINOS
>>221664383all black african sub-saharan cast along with some chinese and some indeterminable non-europeans and plenty of padded room "there are a myriad genders" declaring actors.
>cute defenseless princess >completely unraped during the taking of king's landing are black soldiers just faggots or what?
>>221664392The rats control everything. And without ratcatchers, you can't catch them. Let alone your kingship.
If the Ratcatchers were with us, King's Landing would've still held on.
Daeronbros...
>>221657568Currently reading the book so I can shit on the show but I'm like 250 pages deep and the HOTD parts havent even started yet. (Jaehaerys is kino though)
>>221664464Too squared jawed for a rape
i want to cum inside fake Daeron so much. (S)he is so breedable
>>221664508>(Jaehaerys is kino thought)Hes a filthy sisterfucker like the rest of them
>>221664279
The only good Targayryen is a dead Targayryen
>>221664575That's the best kind of TargThey kinda stopped doing it after the Dance unfortunately
>>221664609having hot sisters doesn't justify fucking them
The only good Targaryen is a bred Targaryen.
>>221664575Uhm, Actually! Targs can incest because their blood is not like that of the common folk!
If I was born into that family I’d take rhaenyra and halaena as my wives
>>221664622you don't want to share the dragon riding DNA around too much thoughalso they're all sort of raised with the idea that "it's fine to marry your sibling, we're not normies"I certainly wouldn't want to fuck my siblingBut then I'm not a Targ
>>221664757I doubt its related to DNA. Probably some sort of magical art. If Westeros ever gets better technology, they'll figure it out.
Quentyn should have been allowed to claim rhaegal.
>>221664757There is also something done to the Targs (and presumably to all dragonrider families) that makes them healthier if they keep their blood pure through incest. Jaeharys and Alysanne put "Targaryens do not get sick" in the Doctrine of Exceptionalism because historically they didn't. Then blood got diluted (thanks Rhaenys) to the point their firstborn died of flu.
>>221664367>Skaven warptech is a force too powerful for mere men to handle, Aegon
>>221664769yeah it's blood magic. but i think a lot of it has to do with old valyria and not wanting to spread the dragon riding genes around too much.
>“Do keep trying,” Queen Alicent told Ser Laenor, according to Mushroom, “soon or late, you may get one who looks like you.” >“Mayhaps the whore will die in childbirth,” Queen Alicent is reported to have said.>Bowing her head in defeat, Queen Alicent surrendered the keys to the castle and ordered her knights and men-at-arms to lay down their swords. “The city is yours, Princess,” she is reported to have said, “but you will not hold it long. The rats play when the cat is gone, but my son Aemond will return with fire and blood.”>“Bastard blood, shed at war,” Alicent replied. “My son’s sons were innocent boys, cruelly murdered. How many more must die to slake your thirst for vengeance?”What went wrong
>>221664811He did. And he’s still alive.
>>221664927>Bastard blood, shed at war,I hope Ormund, Aegon or even Daeron get this line at least.
>>221664927>What went wrongsara hess couldn't control her dyke gooning
kinda like these 3 niggas. the black chicks are insufferable tho
>>221665028Are they Summer Islanders?
>>221665031They are Monsoon Isthmusers
>>221664477But have you considered cats grandsire?
While I dislike Black Velaryons because it fucks up several things in the lore considering the many Targ x Velaryon marriages there was, even Rhaenys should be lightskin considering her maternal grandmother was Alyssa Velaryon, alas. Really like Steve Toussaint as Corlys, definitely one of the best actors left alongside Tom Glynn Carney, Ewan Mitchell and Phia Saban; also like Fabien Frankel and Abubakar Salim (Alyn), although Salim is a too old for Alyn Velaryon, alas he's good. D'Arcy and Matt Smith are quite good too, hate Olivia Cooke, she doesn't fit Alicent in any way.
>>221665192Olivia is hot tho
>>2216652157heads are not hot
>>221665229She looked way better during S1, what happened?
>>221665363The Wall™
>>221665028Corlys and the left side nigga are decent actors but their roles should be something else entirely.
>>221665363Showrunners.
>>221665229fuck you, i'm not a 7head and it's normal to gain some weight when you're 32. It's not like I can't easily lose it while still having men fawn over me yes i've been lurking 4chan since 2010 but no one knows i do so it's not like i'll get in some drama for this, i reckon...please enjoy watching me the rest of the season >>221658814Phia's an amazing lass <3
>>221665363>she looked better 5 years ago, what happened?I don't know bro, I just don't know...
>>221665387Please enjoy hanging by your own entrails before post again
>>221665378What does Pink Floyd's 1960s album have to do with this?
>>221665387Famous actors don't come here so nice try.
>>221665215she is balding ser>>221665387> it's normal to gain some weight when you're 32no it isn't. oink oink piggie
>>221665028Why does the homie have two-colored lips?
Alicent is actually gaining the Rhaenyra weight lmao
>>221664622>having hot sistersAlysanne was plain jane by targ standards.
>>221665402Oh fuck off it's not like there arent countless examples of women in their early 30s having a bit of a rough spot before getting their shine back again all these twats posting a heavily edited deformed picture should remember that anyone can have a deformed picture of them with the right application of technology at least i can comfortably voice my thoughts here rather than on instagram or twitterthank you to everyone here who said kind things about me even if they were lustful <3
>>221665418No but Game of Thrones Season 1 Original Soundtrack by Ramin Djawadi has everything to do with ithttps://youtube.com/watch?v=eRgxqnP0qw4
>>221665465Why are HBO like this?
>>221665482holy sexo
>>221665482I wanna plap thicc (not fat, mind you) Rhaenyra so bad
>>221665427i'm glad most people believe that ;) >>221665441i've started going to the gym every day again recently, happy now?
>>221665402Phia and Emma look about the same though
Emma D'Arcy's acting is carrying season 3
>>221665482>No mention of her breasts, but a direct statement about "pregnancy weight" Titcow Rhaenyra confirmed!
Young Rhaenyra being pretty flat but post-pregnancy MILF Rhaenyra having a fat ass and massive milkers
>>221665418the wall came out in 1979 broseph, Pink Floyd as most people understand them was firmly a 70s band
>>221665531They are a wonderful person who doesn't deserve the vitriol I've seen and thankfully will never find out even a bit of it most of the MAGA lot here can't fathom having a life above the fray but what do i know i'm right here with you
>>221665555CHECKED.
>>221665158Would the show be saved if all Targ descendants were anthro?
>>221665531I read that as Emma D’Arcys acting is crying in season 3, and I was going to agree with you
>>221665598Well that and butchering and serving maggots and staring at fires and slowly going mad and slowly caressing my hair and telling me I'm a good boy and soothing me to sleep and sorry did I get carried away?
>>221665594Would be like Inuyasha I guess.
>>221665555HOLY CHECKED MILFNYRA
>>221662887Canonically they’re both busty and eager to be bred
>>221664622Yes it does.
under the Ratcatchers there would be no famines
>>221664622Can we fact check this
>>221664279>I need to give both of these brats correction
There would be no Rats in the Walls to drive men mad, were the Ratcatchers still with us.
>>221665750I still think they should have sticked to the Alicent having silver hair.
Looking for actually accurate MILF Rhaenyra art but only finding NSFW baka
>>221665771That's fine too
>>221665764Now you see it was all part of Aegon's ingenious plan
>>221665771they'll turn white overnight when her daughter slimes herself
>>221657679The fact that we didn't get a scene of Aemond trying to explain what happened in season 2 was the first sign they were not going to take the character seriously.
Rhaenyra has a brunette bush and Alicent has a blonde bush. Together they completed the puzzle when they scissored when they were teens
>>221665828Sapochnik wouldn't have fucked that up.
>>221665828Thay would mean giving him screen time which is something they don't want to do despite him being a main character. It's hilarious how in contrast Got managed to give all characters enough screen time.
Ratcatchers would've killed all the Others in a week
>>221665888trips confirm
>>221665855>>221665888Checked.
>>221665868Oh well I'm glad we got some kino MIsarya scenes instead!
>>221665888Trips prove Aegon the burnt is a fucking retard
>>221665888Trips prove Aegon is the night king
>>221665888Trips prove Aegon is worse than Arya
>>221665888the other only started their plans for world domination after aegon killed the ratcatchers. coincidence?
>>221665888Trips prove Whent theory
aegon the rapist, aegon the cockless, aegon the ratcatcherslayer
World without ratcatchers
>>221666038
Why don't people just build more ballistas and kill all dragons?
>>221666123ballistas are plot devices
>>221666123They're made in the Free Cities and the import tax is huge.
>>221666123in the book bigger dragons are immune to ballistas unless they get hit in the eye whitch is a very small chance (unless youre a writer's darling sandmonkey dornish)
MILF Rhaenyra's cheeks rippling with each thrust
>>221666171even in the show ballistas are not really that strong, lukes small as fuck dragon tanked one shot like it was nothing
>>221665387>>221665851>>221666038amazing how you can tell this nigger is the same poster just from the quality of its posts
>>221662052based
>>221665750It’s insane how hard the Alicents mog the Rhaenyras
>look at my 6head >aren't i hot
>>221666210breeding that bussy
>>221666305>>221666305>>221666305
>>221666228yeah but rhaegal was shot down in got by cringelord euron. and a few episodes later danny dodged 100 shots and took out all the ballistas. it makes 0 sense
>>221666303that isn't daeron thoughbeit
>>221666354Correct, breeding Rhaenyra’s non-binary bussy
