Flesh-Eating Freaks editionPrevious >>221655941
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It's Bleh-dayBleh-dayGotta get down on Bleh-day
>>221669604'Ween soon, blehbro
I have 4 pounds of sausage patties in the freezer. Not really a movie food, but good nonetheless. Anyone else loaded up on a certain food?
>>221670025I have some Farmer Vincent's Fritters ready to go
>>221670136Meat's meat and man's gotta eat
Just finished. It may actually be too mean for an Evil Dead movie, lol. Not the gore, but the characters trying to make each other feel like shit. It's still fun as fuck, but it's a grim fun and it's kind of exhausting. The final "fight" is kind of lame but how impressed with itself it is in the moment knocked a half star off by itself. It looked dumb. Rest of the movie looked great. Also it doesn't bother me so much, but they officially girlbossed Evil Dead, and people who that does bother are going to hate this.
>>221670025wings were $2/lb. once I break them down I think I'm going to have 50-70 wings. they need to dry brine in the fridge on trays for a day though to be good in the convection oven
>>221670229> but they officially girlbossed Evil Dead, and people who that does bother are going to hate this.Yeah, that’s me. Don’t worry, I will teach a girl a lesson to make up for it
>>221670229>>2216705032013 and Rise were all also "girlbossed"
>>221670503You won’t do shit, incel.
>dude lets kill the dog and torture all the womenpeople pay to see this
>>221670586This general is Men only
>>221670614I do. lol. But not pay. >>221670586Are you a girl?
>>221670578kek this last two movies already had final girls
>>221669373heads just dont explode like they used to
>>221670025It’s Friday. There’s no meat today, bro.
>>221670025Plenty of ice cream at least. I’ll probably get a shit ton of Taco Bell tomorrow. Maybe I’ll post it here paired up with a horror kino I’m watching if I remember.
>>221670701
>>221670754I usually only get ice cream for my birthday. I do miss getting sugar cones and making my own ice cream cones.
>>221670744I'm not Catholic (or religious), so I can eat meat whenever I want.
>>221670671Yes. Problem, incel?>>221670625My girlfriends and I have been posting here for quite a while already.
>>221670857Stupid flesh eater
>>221670857Have you ever looked into it? Maybe it’ll be your thing.
>>221670977Maybe your god should have made plants taste as good as meat. If a salad tasted better than a steak, people would eat more salads.
>>221670614I will wait for it to hit VOD. >>221671009Keep eating flesh. Keep drinking the blood.Keep killing dogs, cats, and anything that breathes. Murder, murder, murder.See that bird sitting in a tree, kill it, eat its still warm flesh. Drink the blood.Literal fucking psychopaths think and act like this.Growing my own food has changed my entire perspective on life. You are sick in the head if you think you need to eat flesh.
>>221671142Maybe don't try to force your lifestyle on others. I don't give a shit what you eat.
>>221670229>they officially girlbossed Evil Deadonly if the baby is a girl
Dad mane is the best dude in the entire movie.Legit one of the best deadites everI've never seen the actor before but he is so sick
https://www.dreadcentral.com/comics-books/580150/evil-dead-burn-director-wants-to-remake-the-mask-as-the-brutal-horror-comic-it-was-always-meant-to-be/
I forgot that Evil Dead 1 was a great movie, it shrank in my mind because Evil Dead 2 outshadowed it, so I spent years thinking the first one was just eh, something not really worth paying attention to but I was so wrong. Evil Dead 1 is amazing, I love this movie
this remains one of the most underrated horror flicks in recent years. I loved this movie a lot.I was kind of hoping Jay Bauman would talk about it on some wrap up video for rlm but not even that.
>>221671600>another ED2ite converted to superior EDiteOne by one, we will take you...
>>221670229>husband, father, grandfather all toxic crazy evil men>brother shown as weak pussy>all masculinity shown as negativewhat did they mean by this?
>>221671600>>221671708arent they basically the same movie?
>>221670229>girlbossed Evil Deadthis is true ever since the first reboot thing from the 2010sthe series sucks now
>>221671600Hell yeah. I just mentioned the same thing here a couple days back.
>>221671600Yeah, both are great movies.
>>221672150Means woke dumb ass. Females turn 40 or any age nowadays and hate men cause men’s existence will always make females the inferior of the two genders.
Just watched Starry Eyes. Pretty good movie, but holy moly were her tits way better than expected.
>>221672388Given how close to the truth it probably is, I wonder how films like that are allowed to be made.
>>221671600ED1 is amazing all round but it is one of the best looking films ever, at least the new 4k release. Look at how warm and colorful a basic shot like this is.I like how young the cast including Bruce looks in it too, reminds me of my college friends.
>>221672388>Unseen antagonist is an entity referred to as Astraeus>In the movie it's some terrifying Lovecraft god that they make sacrifices to>Look inside>Actual mythological Astraeus is just a Greek wind god
CGI will never beat this to me. There's just such a physical quality to it, like your brain can imagine running your hands over it.
>>221672388amazing ending.
>>221672755It's the texture and small details, CGI just can't do that. I think the only movies I've ever found actually scary had practical effects.
>>221673218Asians really do fear reproducing.
>>221673243what kinograph
I NEED HORROR DOCUMENTARIESGIVE ME HORROR DOCUMENTARIES
>>221673409Stigmatized Properties: Possession (2025)
>>221673488now that's a j-horror title
>first Last Drive-In movie tonight is I Spit on Your GraveDamn, Joe Bob really pulling out the canons tonight.
>>221673514I wish the US had the same stigma like Japan does, people might be able to afford a house then. Properties where lonely deaths happened have prices reduced by 5-10%, while houses where suicides occurred have prices reduced by 20-30%. The prices of houses where murders have occurred can be reduced by as much as 50%.
>>221673619I always wanted to buy a castle somewhere that was dirt cheap due to being "haunted" and every other potential buyer being scared away
>>221673730a friend of mine bought an old place with all sorts of wacky staircases, a hidden room, and a little turret. it is cool, though not that practical.
>>221673463Say no more
>>221673787There's the famous story of the guy that knocked down a wall in his basement and found Derinkuyu, an underground city that once housed ~20k people.
>>221673903Is there a doc or any YouTube videos about this? it sounds bizarrely interesting.
>>221673933There's a bunch of youtube videos about it, not sure if any are proper documentaries. Netflix had a show, Ancient Apocalypse, and one episode covered it.
>>221669373Such a good webm I had to make a cropped version.The part where he slams one on the head with a shovel is great too.
>>221673903I remember being young and seeing a documentary on the secret chambers of the pyramids and thinking wtf they need to get in there right now.
>>221674076Conspiracies around the pyramids are interesting and surprised there's not more horror movies about them. Wouldn't even be a thing if the government wasn't so protective about them being scanned, explored, mapped, etc.
>>221674167I've heard that people who have managed to sneak into some of those lower areas have found they're full of various kinds of garbage, so maybe they don't want it scanned since they were being used for landfill at some point and it'd piss people off.
>>221674167I liked The Pyramid 2014. I'd watch another one for sure.
>>221673802>Netflix
>>221674021Thanks, I tried to crop it and my program fucked it up so I just left it uncropped
>>221674224That's just the secret treasure of the tomb of Pharoah Oscarimpogrouch IX
>>221670860>My girlfriends and I(male)
>>221671600Evil Dead 1 is great.Evil Dead 2 was better.But.If you are introducing someone to Evil Dead insanity, the original is the best way to go. Little bits of madness in the first, but the second was Ash surrendering to the insanity.I've watched the trilogy drunk before, and sober many times.Circumstances have now opened up new opportunities to view movies under the influence of different substances.>Don't watch American Psycho while snorting coke and ritalin.Don't.As for being a druggie, nah. I'm testing. The worst drugs I ever took before I turned 45, retired from my job, and decided to just get a boring job was some percocet for a broken collarbone.Now I'm just fucking around with mostly safe doses of mainstream stuff and rewatching movies in between working a few hours a week just for the exercise.People at my new work look at me like I'm fucking crazy. "Dude, you work like 2-3 days a week, maybe twenty hours. Why don't you work more?""I'm retired, this job provides me with about 30% of my income, and I took it because I like the exercise."I'm not shitting you. I make a little over thirty an hour lifting and carrying boxes basically.In the last six months of working there, I have lost twenty six pounds.In another twenty pounds, I'll be at around 16% bodyfat.I mean, it's slowed down now, but my goal is another twenty pounds by this time next year.A weird thing, smoking weed, edibles, vaping thc, does not give me the munchies. It actually suppresses my appetite.My dosages are moderated, mostly. There are labels, and content warnings, descriptions, and restrictions on the packaging.I'm just gonna say that my body has been fucked up broken from 20 years of military service. The vast majority of people who join don't even come close to retiring.In all of these years, small to medium edible doses of CBD with a little thc has rewarded me with more relief from accumulated injuries over the years than any dose of pain killers.
What was with Curry Barker's Obsession having Nikki and Sarah wearing knee high boots?
>>221669336I'm planning to watch Smile 1 right now. But I'm having second thoughts.Suggest something else from the last decade that is not ari aster, if you like
brother those last 10 minutes of ed burn were fucking dogshitgood stuff until then
>>221672605>Look at how warm and colorful a basic shot like this ishmmm very nice...but it's 2026. what if we reduced the color scheme to a gray brown mush, tightly zoomed in on Bruce's face, and reduced the remaining background visuals to a blur?
>>221674698Smile 2
>>221674765kek, I smiled
>>221674765This but unironically. Smile 1 works if you want something slower paced in the vein of Ringu, but I liked the sequel more for its faster pace.
I don't watch too much modern horror but I thought this was a cool concept and very entertaining
Hello, fellow members of the working class! Ready for another weekend?Glad to be here and posting for another weekend.
>>221674951hated it personally, wasn't scary and the ending was strangely flubbed
>>221674951Glad you enjoyed it but the movie is banned here.
>>221674993We missed you, anon. Will you be seeing Evil Dead this weekend?
>>221674951Australian movies suck (I say that as an Australian too).
>>2216745392 has higher highs but 1 is more consistent. On rewatches, the scenes of Ash going crazy and being goofy alone in the cabin just get in the way of the action, whereas 1 is a constant ride with no scenes that drag
Why does the resident schizo indian constantly larp as someone that works?
>>221674076200M a side?That's smaller than the average Amazon warehouse.Am I supposed to be impressed?
>>221675196Yeah, the first one is more of a nonstop elevated tension with brief respites that just ratchet up the creepy more.The second one just winds you up fast, and then dumps you. Repeatedly.The third one is just "Alright, I am God in my own mind, and SOMEHOW, THIRTY YEARS LATER, he is still fucking alive with that mentality during the tv series.
>>221675111No, I don’t want movies in theaters. I don’t like sitting still for hours with other random people. How about you?
>>221675458You should kill yourself.
>>221675490>nooooo you have to pay money for mediocre movies that you can watch for free in a few weeks insteadstfu
>>221675056>wasn't scaryno horror movie is
>>221675458I saw it last night, it was a fun time.
>>221675490Very rude
>>221675907Have you told your parents you're gay yet?
>>221676016What does that have to do with my post?
>>221676016Posts like yours just bring down the quality of this place. I understand why some people are only here infrequently.
i kept thinking of new french extreme during Burn and then I saw the director and i was like oh that makes sense i liked it too many jump scares though
>>221675209Being a neet that doesn't have to leave his parents house has become the only source of self esteem in his life
>>221676488Sounds good desu. Makes me actually want to see the film.
>>221676488I saw an interview with him and yeah he said those films were an influence.
>>221675633yeah but there's like average horror movie scare-o-meter, and this didn't spike it.
>>221676488>>221676820no those films are too mean spirited evil dead is supposed to be funny
I don't hate the movie even though the acting can be rough around the edges and some of the characters are annoying. There's some good gore, the setpiece with the mute Amish guy was fun, the blond Texan lady is hot and the main idea of there being a "noise of information" online holds up better now than it did before. But man its annoying how they tried to make it more of a documentary, with the main chick voicing over her lines in a monotone voice and usually when it came to voicing over what we just saw. Are there any other good found footage zombie films besides REC? I liked One Cut of the Dead even though it doesn't really count and I heard Savageland was fine.
>>221677169Fuck off.
>>221677260Is that the one where there's a black ethnic gang that forms an organized forced that has to nobly help the pitiful white protagonists?
>>221677630No that's Modern Vampires
>>221677630Yep. They don't really help out for though besides just showing up to give the lead cast gas and guns.
>>221677799>They don't really help out for long though*Fuck I need to stop speed typing.
>>221676506What is your income?
>>221677837cool horror movie discussion faggot
>>221677919You’re a clown.
Just watched Man Finds Tape on some anon's rec here a few days ago, what a waste of my time.
>>221677988I enjoyed it.
>>221677988You got filtered hard by FF.
>>221677306stfu zoomzoom
>>221677169Pussy ahh bih
>>221677988Still better than Sh*lby O*ks
>>221678227This was amazing too.
>>221678259>amazingi wish i was retarded enough to enjoy things like this
>>221677988The opening was ok but yeah it was trash. >>221678227Same problem really. But also trash.
>>221677988It's an interesting concept but then you encounter the Mr Exposition doing magical rituals and casting spells and it shits the bed.Found footage is the cheapest and easiest of horror film to produce, in a genre that is already notoriously cheap and easy to make films for, and that's exploited by so many talentless hacks. It's so hard to find found footage that's even just 'okay' anymore.>>221678227Not an accomplishment.
>>221678321You got filtered hard. >Man Finds Tape>Shelby Oaks>Dream EaterBlessed year for FF.
>>221678186gtfo doomdoom
the last good FF film was Incantation
>>221678072>>221678100what did you guys enjoy? Putting aside the amateurish acting and obvious budget issues (I actually don't mind that and the reverend was very decent), the plot was uninteresting to me. As soon as the worm-thief comes into the movie it becomes just another nosleep-tier story, robs the whole momentum and mystery of it.I didn't think it was complete trash, just very forgettable. That other anon also noted it as one of the top FF releases on his list of of 2020s hits, so I was expecting more. I enjoyed the infinite staircase visual at the end but that's about all I'll be remembering of this in a year's time.Anyways, the two next on my list are Shelby Oaks and Frogman. I'm looking forward to Frogman most of the two.
>>221678401literal retard. you should just ask chatgpt to tell you stories, that's all Dream Eater was.
>>221678489Not only is that the same person, it's the one who rec'd that trash.Frogman is decent. There's going to be a sequel so it's worth watching.
>>221678782NTA but I didn't know they were doing a Frogman sequel. The original was fun. Cool.
I thought that Attack of the Killer Tomatoes film had been released, but it must have been the premiere. It's coming out in August.
Rewatching
>>221678782Frogman was shit.
>>221678489Man Finds Tape was not forgettable, Frogman was. >>221678782Frogman wasn’t enjoyable to me.
what happened culturally that made the 90s much less kino than the 80s? like I can pinpoint pre and post 9/11 but what happened that made the 90s worse?
He's frogHe's man
This place has reddit tier taste.
>>221679062post a movie you like
>>221679062It's worse. At least reddit is consistent with their shitty taste. This place is filled with people who'll take whatever opinion will generate the best ragebait. The people here have no taste but a taste for (You)s.
>>221679121>>221679062Never EVER watch movies that are recommended here, they are all full of gay stuff or are just bad.There's a lot of crossover in the site's userbase with reddit, that's why. People here deliberately watch movies that are LGBT.
>>221679020but what did you like about it? I'm not dumping on the movie and genuinely would like to know what other anons enjoyed.
>>221679160>People here deliberately watch movies that are LGBT.I disagree; I doubt the majority of people here, in /hor/ or /tv/ in general, even watch movies. They just larp for ragebait. This is unironically the worst board on all of 4chan.
>>221679062>>221679121>>221679160>>221679209samefag
>>221679027wdym? The 90s were kino comfy>>221679160eh, apply your own judgement and don't just watch whatever is recommended, when that one anon was spamming Red Rooms for a month or so it got me to check it out and the discussion around the movie on this board was decent.
>>221679237>>221679245Go back redditfag
>>221679245Red Rooms was trannycoded
>>221679269ah alright you're just a troll, carry on anon.
>>221679237He's relentless, he'll literally be here samefagging until he runs out of autism mana
>>221679209People here are cucked
why don't we have more kaiju horror like cloverfield. budget?
>‘Evil Dead Burn’ Director Wants to Bring ‘The Mask’ Back to Life With a Violent, Dark MovieCould it work?
>>221679467Probably not if their target audience are redditors
>>221679451It does seem like an open lane. There's tons of that kind of ai slop around.
>>221679451cregger is producing sirenhead
>>221679555Cregdditor
>>221669336https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvUVhXID3KA
>>221678401i liked this (last) year's V/H/Sbut all those you mention are fucking terrible
>>221672167I'm kinda confused about the first two movies as well. The second movie seems to be some kind of re-imagined version of the first movie, but it's still called Evil Dead 2. It's been a while since I saw them.
>>221680031Just roll with it
"movies nowadays are too violent">watching exorcist 3>"oh yeah the boy got paralyzed, so he was alive and conscious when he was cut up, and asphyxia got him lol"The only difference is that directors nowadays aren't ashamed to show atrocities.
>>221674951australian flicks are dogshit like that other anon said. i fucking hate them, but i'll let the trinagle slide i think its aussiecuck
>>2216751961 also has better characters. The whole cast is at least enjoyable to watch with good performances, especially as deadites, and Scotty's a bro.With 2, Ash is more charismatic and entertaining, but the rest of the characters are frustratingly stupid and there's that annoying bi-->AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHthat annoying bitch that-->AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTHAT ANNOYING BITCH THAT WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
does Reddit like Castle Freak? also recommend me a movie to watch. I'm in the mood for a recentish movie that's on Tubi or something
>>221680657Psychotic! on Tubi
>>221680657watch Beezel. it's got castle freak elements.
>>221680708I liked this. The last segment was kinda crap, but still a decent FF desu.
>>221674640It gives inde more verticality, she's 4'11.5 apparently. as for why both of them do it, it could also lend credence to the theory that they're into bear & compete by dressing similarly
You’re all going through to die down here.
>>221681359Thanks Mr Popo.
>>221681359Harperfag first.
>>221681359
>>221679934Speaking of V/H/S, I wonder if we're just not getting one this year. They announced the next one being an SCP spinoff coming out in 2027, but nothing for this year.
>>221681833Huh, I didn't catch that. I really hope they've got another one up the sleeve.
>>221680062Did that inspire that trashy serie Urbanspook?
Evening PittbrosHave you had your daily BLEH?
Is it true undertone is satanic
>>221682491>Have you had your daily BLEH?In spades.
>>221682578it's actually catholic
>>221682578it's not cool enough to be satanic
They're twinsThey're bleh
>>221682612Indeed
>>221682612
>>221674167If they're mundane tombs, why would the government be>so protective about them being scanned, explored, mapped, etc.?
>>221674951>>221675056The movie showcases how completely irreverent and lacking in basic threat assessment the zoombrains are. It's certainly interesting for that aspect, but even so it's a bit too extreme in how retarded they're portrayed.
I love you spooky mothafuckas
>>221682954Same bro, same
Going to get some food, then watch a horror movie
>>221683063I got a burger and fries earlier and they didn't even give me ketchup. Cheap fuckers.
>>221683063>>221683095Stay home, I'm buyin'
>>221683095Bruh having to pay extra for ketchup is bleak. They get you any way they can now
>>221683095Tomato sauce
>>221683375It was Wendy's. I got Burger King a few weeks ago and they gave me dipping sauce and ketchup and I didn't even order fries. Fucking hell. I guess it's gonna be BK from now on.
I just use chili sauce for everything
>>221683095You didn’t deserve it
Alright, this is tonights kino
>>221683871pffffFFAAHAHAHA, I can't stop lauigh-- HAHAHAHAHAyou fguckiing actualkly are gonna wa--HAHHAHAHAH!!!!
>>221683960Not bad so far
>>221683960>Not bad so f--AHAHA I can't even finish this pos-- AHHHHAHAHAHey, señor? Give me a review when you finish it! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA god help me Christ our lord
>>221669922cant wait
>>221673463
>>221669922'ick on 'ween
>>221683871Enjoy
>>221684103>cant wait*waits patiently*
>>221683095You disgust the wagies fyi
>>221684293>waiting on the bedSo...what do you want to do in the meantime ?
>>221674746>but it's 2026. what if we reduced the color scheme to a gray brown mush, tightly zoomed in on Bruce's face, and reduced the remaining background visuals to a blur?
>>221684435more gray, tighter zoom - perfection
>>221684383>Anon..i..am..your…sister…
>>221684486>more gay, tighter zoomMy fighting gen Z hai
>>221682855They'd lose out on a ton of tourism, popularity, media coverage, etc. Basically they'd lose money, which no government wants to happen.
>>221684561Even better
>>221684684>Basically they'd lose moneyMaybe they should do something about all the scamming subhumans that prey on tourists around the pyramids while the local police just stand by and watch and do nothing (probably getting kickbacks)?
>>221684739Imagine the simp that made this
>>221684739I still need to watch this. I might get memed into watching it soon. Love Diane Franklin
>>221684741Same can be said about England & France's government. Just scammers and pickpockets everywhere. The tourist are already there though, so why care what happens to them? They know people will turn a blind eye to the danger and still visit.
>>221684837I fully agree but at least in those cases it's likely because those countries have been ideologically captured and cannot do anything about scammers and pickpockets because to do so would be racist and that is the greatest sin imaginable.>The tourist are already there thoughThat's dumb and short sighted though. I know tons of people who have said they would love to go and see the pyramids but never will due to safety concerns.
>>221684751It is required.We compel you.
>>221684982Don’t compel anyone to do anything or watch any movie here or we will ban the movie.
>>221684982It should be a criminal offence that she doesn't actually show her tits here.>we'll show her bare body from the back but not the frontSick of this shit.
>>221685030I compel you to walk into a train
>>221684982for me, it's her in terrorvision
>>221684982>We compel you
>>221685041You see one tit pretty clearly with most of the nipple. I just didn't include it because I don't want my webms to catch me a ban.
has anyone seen evil dead burn yetis it better than the previous tranny one? surely not better than 2013. whats the /hor/ verdict
>>221670229it's the first ED movie I have no intention of seeing in the theater, I'm just tired of the direction the franchise is taking. I will probably watch Wrath because I liked Galluppi's previous flick though.
>>221684287What the fuck, there were ZERO giant killer tomatoes in it.Is the cartoon the only thing that actually features them? I'm more confused if anything, I feel like I have a false memory of big practical effects tomatoes.
>>221685377AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!@! BENT
What music they make
>>221685798BLEH!
the bleh cinematic universe
It's so great that we get to follow a ten hour epic saga about a truly fucked up family with so many children, all of them unlikable, and all of their problems and conflicts instead of getting a 90 minute ghost story. Because longer shoots equals more money for the actors and crew and also more content for the streaming service.
I want to watch it again. But I'm also hungover/not drunk yet today and I remember it being nothing but a streamer guy screaming for 90 minutes while being molested by demons.I'll suffer through, because I do remember it being great.>>221686472I wonder if it holds up? I wonder if The Haunting of Bly Manor sucks less now?
>>221686472Tv show for womeme
>>221686573>>221686549"The Haunting of Híll House" was recommended to me by Googles AI as, and I quote, "the best rated horror miniseries", together with 4 others. Of the 4 others I had only seen "The Chestnut Man" ("Kastanjemanden") which I remember as a pretty watchable Danish crime series about a serial killer.
>>221686252Bleh fren
>>221685377The killer tomatoes were the frens we made along the way.
>>221686633
should french horror be a thing again
>>221686674Well Evil Dead Burn was made by a French guy
>>221686674As long as they still put naked women in all their movies.
>>221686674yeah but in the Jean Rollin sense and not the uniformly ugly 2000s stuff in which every film felt like the work of a smug art school dipshit going "heh am I shocking you?"
>>221686674Evil Dead Burn mane gave me some shades of New French Extremity with that movie.
>>221686931>yeah but in the Jean Rollin senseBased.I miss that nigga like you wouldn't believe.
>>221686674nah, Vermin, Grave and Titane all sucked
>>221671142Keep eating Jesus’ flesh and drinking his blood at church you filthy unwashed cathlitard lol.
Could TrapMan survive the Evil Dead House
>>221686472The best thing about this show is the theme song. That one take episode was atrociously acted, the actors clearly did not have the time needed to rehearse it properly, they felt like different characters for that episode.
>>221671600I have tried to get through Ash vs Evil Dead twice now, and always gas out in season 2. I don’t even hate it or anything, I just hit a point where I’m like “Ok, I’ve had my fill,” and call it quits. Though it doesn’t help that the “asshole” (who has every reason in the world to be wary of Ash) sheriff’s “black because of course she is” daughter can’t act for shit, but is a main character for a three or four episode arc. Her only means of emoting are making her voice quivery and shrill, with absolutely no emotion in her face, and it is nightmarishly annoying. She had to have been related to someone high in production or something, there’s no way she auditioned her way in.
>>221683871I love this movie
>>221687552>I have tried to get through Ash vs Evil Dead twice now, and always gas out in season 2.You and me both. It's not even bad, and I've loved Evil Dead since I was 10. I just stop caring.Finding out that they somehow got to make 3 seasons and still couldn't write a fucking ending doesn't get me excited to try again either lolGoddamn morons.
>>221689195Sex with Daffy
>>221689195I need to watch that movie again because I don't remember SHIT about it except "yeah, that was pretty alright actually"
>>221670754Tacobell anon, is that you? I hope you have your handle of vodka and super rare burger to go with that Tacobel
>>221689195>>221689328What movie is this?
>>221689421Whistle. Final Destination lite
>>221674076Humans could never have built these things, the blocks alone weigh tonnes
>>221689465I could do it
>>221690035Why did he do it bros?
>>221690161He's a meowderer
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>>221685041>It should be a criminal offence that she doesn't actually show her tits here.Don't worry anon, I got you.
>>221690437AWOOOOGAThank you based Anon.
>>221690462You're welcome :)
>Evil.Dead.Burn.2026.1080p.TELESYNC.x264-DKSI drank too much and almost passed out in the theater so it's nice to be able to remind myself what actually happened. Like how did BBD #2 (Beautiful Black Deadite) die? How did main girl end up at a construction site?Quality isn't even that bad.
>>221690437Such a beautyI denounce the day we thought covering up boobs in life was a good idea. Life would be so much more fulfilling if all girls were just topless everywhere
>>221673463>the fourth kind >REC>The Deep House Just a few off the top of my head
>>221690556She looks practically the same, amazingShit was 45 years ago
>>221682700>what if Carry Fisher had a twin and performed nude Peak
>>221686472I liked it. Bly Manor was less good. Midnight Mass was very good
>>221690437HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGThey really don’t make tits like that anymore. Little bit pointy with generous puffy nipples. Lordy.
>>221690736I liked Midnight Mass. A bit slow at first, but good.
Recently took my wife up north and explored a cave system. Some really cool lava tubes pretty deep underground. Though it was a very safe and public cave system, whole time I was imagining pic related. Didn’t help that the only light we had was one small flashlight and a little lamp. I did have my gun, but man I was hoping I would have to use it because I like being able to hear things.
>>221690766It was a bit slow, but gave enough “action” each episode to assure viewers it’ll pay off. I recently started watching Widows Bay and it reminded me of MM. is it any good?
>>221690753The real problem is digital photography. Real photography made everything look amazing
>>221690814True. It really captured the shadows and shape much better. Digital photography and editing just made everyone look the same.
>>221690789>shooting a gun in a cave systemFast track to severe hearing loss/damage and not being able to see shit for a bit too.
>>221689465>People would rather believe ancient aliens built that shit rather than Black and Brown slaves and workers
>>221690924Kek I know it was a more of a larp. But I had heard stories of weird homeless people living deep in caves, plus there was a group of shitbag “rowdy teens” with a Bluetooth speaker fucking around. I did bring my good knife though, which I absolutely would have used first before flash banging myself
>>221690809>is it any good?What, Widows Bay? I don't know, I haven't seen it.Right now I'm watching "Springfloden" (Spring Flood), another mini series, but it's about murder, not horror. At least not yet. A woman is buried up to her neck on a beach and watched drowning by three hooded figures. (Satanism may be involved!) 25 years later a young female police academy student is investigating the case.
>>221690956There's that story of a guy that went in a cave system and he saw figures heads peeking out to look at him. When it was investigated, it just was a deep cliff and nobody to be found. There's also the Keeny Veach story that became the base for HITHD. Although that's explained easily by it being a military entrance, so he was definitely killed. Of course there's the map overlap between missing persons and cave systems.Basically, fuck going into cave systems.
>>221691177Spooky. I also recently listened to podcast that read off the Ted the Caver story. Really great voice acting, scared the piss out of me. Luckily this cave system is spacious and just one single long tunnel, no twists or turns. Still dark as shit and very spooky.
>>221690942We know today that the pyramids weren't built by slaves, they were built by paid workers. There's accounts on how much they were fed and paid that were dug up by archaeologists. We also know that Egyptians weren't black or brown. They explicitly mentioned defeating black people during their military excursions into what is now Sudan. Sudan btw. is derived from the Arabic word aswad/suda' which means "black".
>>221691233>Our enemies are Black and Brown>Not us
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>>221691401gauls having spiky gelled hair is always going to be funny to me
>>221691401It's a Roman statue, though.
>>221690692>Shit was 45 years agoCrazy, huh? I recently found out she has a super cute daughter. No idea if she acts though.
>>221690789That's nice, man.You and wifey should save up some money and travel to go into the actual catacombs. I'm pretty sure they're still publicly open and not TOO fucking crowded with others.Nevermind the rest of Paris. Just say hello to Kickback for me. And Peste Noire guy.
>Anatomia Extinction (1995) ENG Subs:D>It has no subs inside:/
>>221692738I have the BD-Remux with PGS subs. Do you want the subs from it?
>>221692777I found them easy elsewhere, but thanks anon. I'm just disappointed that the archive.org link said it had the subs but it actually didn't.Quality was good so I went for it cause of that.
>>221689614prove it
>>221693016That book title is incorrect. Von Däniken has always said it's "Chariots of the Gods?" with a question mark.
>>221693066This is a common mandela effect situation. The real title is:"Chariots of the Gods? Chariots of the Gods."
>>221691177Kenny Veach is a crackhead who was seen on camera robbing his sister's store after his "death"
>>221693090The real title is "Erinnerungen an die Zukunft", which means something entirely different.
>>221693120>Memories of the Futurekek. I just watched an episode of Parks & Rec recently>picrel>Memories of now
>>221693148Speaking of Ancient Aliens - did you know there was an American knockoff writer called Zecheriah Sitchin who took von Däniken's idea to another level by claiming he, and he alone on the entire planet could translate ancient Sumerian cuneiform tablets correctly and there's proof that Sumerian gods did visit planet Earth in the distant past? They also made man in their image, there's different versions of man (V 1.0 - blacks, V 2.0 - asians, V 3.0 - whites). He also said we would find a 10th planet in our solar system accoding to the ancient tablets. That theory that was once debunked has recently been resurrected by some Caltec and Yale scientists who say gravitational anomalies point to a large unknown planetary object beyond Pluto/Charon.
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need a medieval slasher where the antagonist slowly wipes out a royal court using historically accurate weapons like polearms and morning stars
>>221693588"Chariots of the Gods" (1970) - I watched that once and was surprised at how badly preserved this only 50 year old film was.
>>221693690Yeah this version is very poop, aswell the rest of 70's ALIENS documentaries i just got, I wonder why
>>221693720Speaking of which - I am amazed at the high production quality of shows by Prometheus Entertainment. They produce Ancient Aliens, The UnXplained, the Skinwalker Ranch and Oak Island shows and more. It seems you can make good money with those. Ancient Aliens is now in it's 22nd(!!) season.
mildly off topic but this movie was roughly 50% a slasher movie where the protag is the killer so its fine which i found rather interesting.the old man decapitation and the shotgun cgi face-shearing were my personal favorites.we need more movies that have horror elements like this i swear.
>>221693967This is obviously a thread about ancient aliens and pyramids anon why are you posting this here?
>>221693914>Skinwalker Ranch showI watched the FF movie about it from 2013
>>221692020Kickback becoming a hype band playing US fests was not something I would have foreseen at all like 15 years ago lol
>>221694281Well, they've been trying to make it a thing for 7 seasons now. I've watched I think the second season and an episode from the 7th recently. They're absolutely fishing. I think they had some "unexplicably" dead cows early on and then only stuff like "weird readings" on magnetometers and such or "unexplicable equipment malfunction". They've got themselves a Ph D from Alabama whose idea of scientifically examining a perceived anomaly on the premises is to "shoot rockets in the sky" on that spot of the land "and see what happens". I'm not even kidding.It's not creepy or spooky or anything like the name "Skinwalker Ranch" might make you expect. I guess the show is just aimed at the folk who need their weekly dose of the supernatural to feed their world view or something.
ED2 > AoD > 2013 > ED1 > Burn > Rise
>>221694498>no AvEDevery fucking time
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Someone please spoil me post credit for ED BurnThe movie was on par with Rise being absolute fucking dogshit that I refused to wait for possible Bruce's cameo
>>221693914It gotta be a cheap show, the scientists and researchers don't get paid that much money compared to what an actor would, but then they got syndycated everywhere in clable channels during 2 decades, so they can get some good money from residuals around the globe, yeah
>>221685124It's possibly even worse than Rise, and Rise was something I ragequit on premiere with how disappointing it was
