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>>221716704>The Wicker ManNOOO! NOT THE BEES! THEY'RE IN MY EYES! NOOOO!
>New Evil Dead does shared universe slopThe real horror is every movie trying to be the MCU.
>>221716704>For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.
>>221716777>they're in my eggs!
>>221716832One of the best shows ever made.
>>221716878I got cancelled partly because they shot it with authentic 80s equipment which made it really expensive.
>>221716900Makes sense, it was released too late. But still nailed every part of 80's cheese horror.
>>221717043Airwolf? It was an American show, but maybe you just got it dubbed in German. We dub everything. Everything except for Monty Python's Flying Circus and Fawlty Towers.
>>221717122Yeah might have been Airwolf. Would be strange if we got the German dub with Swedish subs though lmao.
>>221716831all Evil Dead movies take place in the same universe, dumbass
Hello, working class, it is almost Monday. What movies are you guys watching tonight?
>>221717345saw eyes without a facewas pretty good
>>221717345Hello pissman. Mom letting you watch any movies in the basement tonight?
>>221717399Why are you still going on with the whole pissman thing?
>>221717360
>>221716831It wasn't that offensive until it got to the post credits stinger. I still liked Burn more than Rise but that part with the mom from Rise was a real stinker.
>>221717468couldn't take the scene seriously seeing the bird having shat on her arm
>>221717399>pissmanHaven’t heard of that anon in a long time here
>>221717360>>221717468Time for this classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs
Now that the dust settled, was it kino?
>>221717584not perfect, but kino in a lot of ways
>>221717319this looks pretty bad. i vaguely remember carmichael being bad too but its been a while. why the hell would he switch it from being found footage? super jarring
>>221717584It was a pretty good horror movie, but it's annoying how every dumbass is acting like they cracked the code by understanding a very simple film.
>>221717736yeah it's literally just a metaphor for dating a psychotic bpd woman i don't know why femoids are going crazy trying to twist it
>>221717693I think the director just decided to make a play for traditional film as a tryout for a big boy directing role.
>>221717818Females are bitter.
>>221717584>Obsession>Send Help>Evil Dead Burnthe year of the spineless male leads
>>221718042Lmao she seething walled roastie
Any slashers with a yodeling killer?If Donald Duck slasher exist, a yodeling one must be out there.
>>221718075Cope.
>>221718192CGI bugs so rarely work. Weirdly some of the bug scenes in Return to Silent Hill were ok, even though the rest of the CGI wasn't.
>>221718189best I can get you is yodeling zombies
>>221718348Haha not what i expected but good enough, thanks.
>>221718606h-hot
>>221718606Total Foid Death
>>221717399Kek based.
>>221716704I think Wicker Man is the only scottish horror I can name. Any worth watching?
people who add -oid to words instantly give me the ick like you can immediately tell they're underfucked
>>221718948I only know one from Wales, other than Xtro from the UK.>Evil AliensCrazy gore alien movie, it's pretty fun
>>221718982Exactly how fucked should I be?
Still slogging my way through Tales From the Crypt. We’ve reached the point where the writers seem to have run out of good ideas even for the cryptkeeper bumpers
>>221719204they start cranking the puns per sentence up to max. but I guess in context, it was a weekly show.
>>221719204Have you watched the first Creepshow?
>>221718606That's how we should deal with Caitlin Clarkfags
>>221719344Love Creepshow>>221719249There’s still some good zingers but you notice they’ve started to repeat themselves. Only so many puns you can make I guess
>>221718846When was the last time pissman was here?
>>221719716Who is pissman?
>>221719692Me too. Leslie Nielsen is king always.
>>221719692>Looks like she got a HEAD of herself, lost her HEAD there for a bit on her HEAD start because she's so HEAD strong at giving HEAD, AHAHAHAHA
>>221718606this is hard to watch. were there any survivors?
>>221718948Under The Skin is set in Scotland, as are Get Duked and Little Bone Lodge. Seen listings for a few other hicksploytaion type movies set in the highlands.Of course there's a few Loch Ness monster movies.Also several Burke and Hare-inspired movies including Karlof's The Body Snatcher.
>>221719958>Under The SkinThis is one of those movies which is not good and was never good yet which people will endlessly pretend is good.
>>221720024I liked it.
>>221716832My aunt lives in Scotland. She says it's quite nice
>>221719681Is that blond girl like 10 feet tall? Why even try?>>221719692They've been playing the first 2 seasons non-stop on the free shudder app and there aren't really any "good" zingers. It's just bad and cheesy jokes.
>>221720098Some anons here are like 40 years old
>>221719716>>221719771KYS pissjeet
Good movie, but the TV movie aesthetic and Mario 64-ass soundtrack really screwed it up.
>>221720098The one where the cryptkeeper is playing handegg is funny. Don’t remember what season that is
Just finished watching I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025). It was so bad that I have to rant for a minute. First of all, it wasn't even their fault that the guy died. He literally swerved off the road by himself. Why not just go to the police and say you saw a car accident? There was nothing at all connecting them to that accident. The dialog is nothing but constant throwbacks to the previous films. Hey guys, remember that time Jennifer Love Hugetits said "What are you waiting for?". It's fun once or twice, but it's non-stop. We get it. Also, what the hell was the deal with the cover-up between the police and church? Like when they lock the two women in the interrogation room. This point goes absolutely nowhere. And finally, making Ray the killer was also stupid as fuck. Muh male trauma amirite sisters. It's better than a zombie though, I guess. Overall, dogshit film. However, I did like one line, when the new cast is saying fuck this let's get on a boat and hide on an island and Ray says something along the lines of "For reasons I won't get into, I would not do that".
>>221720187What a megaqt.
>>221720187>Mario 64-ass soundtrackJapanese movies in particularly I've noticed are like this. They sound like Final Fantasy games, it's charming imo.
>>221720289Oh, and the last line of the film, when she says "Oh by the way, Stevie is still alive." Why?!?!?!?! So fucking lazy. We fucking saw her get blasted by Ray. Did they really think they would get a sequel?
>>221718982>underfuckedfuck I smell a terrifying new meme
>>221720187Love it
>>221720339Don’t look up what she looks like today
>>221720908Was talking to this girl today and I thought she was 40 years old. Turns out she was 18. I was tripping.
do deadites like having sexings?
>>221720187Based Chema
>>221718982shut up, holes
What is the most over the top insane horror movie ever made?Absurd, demented, retarded etc.
>>221721518interesting question, some candidates>Tokyo Gore Police>Adam Chaplin>Tetsuo>Riki-Oh>Blood Sucking Freaks>The Boxer's Omen>The Human Centipede 3I need to rewatch Dead Alive as I don't remember it well but probably that as well.
>>221721518Ebola SyndromeFreakedThe Killer Condom
>>221721809Human Centipede 2 is the only interesting one in the series
europe is saving evil deadwhy dont americans like it?
>>221722544Europeans are cucks
Any good recent daytime horror, bros?
>>221721809Will dl all the ones i didn't know of.>>221721851Never heard of any of these, so instant dl.A bit disappointed no one mentioned Plankton.
>>221722544I wonder if people have just got their fill of grim-edgy films after The Mummy and Obsession
>>221722691The Outwaters is a modern film that's pretty out there. But in a disorienting found footage way, not in the traditional sense.
Dead genre.
>>221722827>unc saying ts after obsessionim crine son
>>221722862Cope.
>>221722793Not that Plankton movie.This one (aka Creatures from the Abyss).I will look into The Outwaters.
>>221722827faggot
>>221723414I'll look into it, thanks
>>221723414That's a great graphic poster.
>>221723544>>221723722It's a slow burn. First half is just dumb, but when the shit hits the fan it really hits the fan.
>>221720077Well she's wrong.
>>221722827Why did he think that t-shirt was appropriate?
>>221723972He is white.
Watching a Thai horror movie that just hit most streaming sites.
>>221724404Give us the name anon
>>221724613Jason X.
>>221724613Thai horror film King Kaew (sometimes spelled and searched as Kaeo).
>>221724939Ignore this coward, it's Jason X.
>>221724991he's so cool
>>221724939Ok thanks
>>221717319That clown worked great as a one-off scare in the first movie but making him the face of the franchise is just stupid
>>221725523All the movies were great but the diversity could have been removed.
>>221725523The clowns are probably the only thing going for it
>>221725631Yeah, no. Filtered.
Just put on Sanctus House
>Bruce Campbell>Joe Bob BriggsWhich boomer are we losing first? It's not looking good for Bruce but Joe is older
>>221725807I'm happy that Bruce got his Ernie & Emma film out. Would have been a big effort.
>>221722544I thought about going to see it but my wallet said no
>>221725782Pretty good so far
>>221725905Based poorfag, I salute you.
I have nothing to watch, recommend me horror thriller kinos like Longlegs
>>221726214Ask /horror
>>221726214Watch this>>221725782
>>221726214Fallen (1998)Chime (2024)The Ninth Gate
>>221726214All the Colors of the Dark
>>221718982>underfuckedwherethefuckdoyouthinkyouare dot org
>>221723414This is one of the great movies /hor/ hasn't discovered yet.
Just finished Sanctus House. Movie’s plot wasn’t that good and it wasn’t scary but the way the movie looked and was filmed made me finish it.
>>221726214I was going to watch Redrooms tonight but went with something else, but the plot description sounds like what you'd want, and it's highly rated
>>221726834Highly rated by??
>>221726834true that's actually a good rec
>>221726214Cure (1997)>>221726853IMDB, RT, Letterboxd, etc. Pretty good scores across all the rating sites
>>221726881Yeah..okay…
>>221726906What else would you go by to get a general sense of how a movie is perceived by audiences?
>>221726936He's actually retarded, basic questions like these are beyond him
>>221727324Who?
>>221726936Okay
>>221727449Okay what? Okay I'm an asshole? Is that what you're telling me? You're gonna kick my ass, tough guy?
>>221727501You..don’t..seem..too intelligent. Perhaps you need online reviews to help you to form an opinion on a movie.
>No sticky for Sam Neill yet
>>221726936You need others to help you form an opinion on a movie you just saw?
>>221727596>>221727648I said I didn't see it you plonk
>>221727599RIP
>>221727599Sam Neill edition next
Are there any other horror movies this year that we Contrarian Chads can hold up as "better than Backrooms & Obsession [zoomerslop]"?
>>221727599Wow. What a faggot. Most actors really are faggots.
>>221727752The most contrarian opinion is also the most true
>>221727599>betraying your own nation is cool!
>>221727599Make the next thread a best Damien thread
>>221727816>criticizing your own nation is cool!yes
>>221728631Criticism is one thing, but he's advocating for its dissolution and replacement of his people by another people with that gesture
>>221727816>>221728631AHEM he was a kiwi, and no it doesn't matter that he was born in Ireland or lived in Australia
Oh cool it's already a /pol/ derail, time to bow out until next thread.
>>221728724>dissolution and replacement I don't think that flag does either of those. If anything I look at that and think it means "Straya, plus some abos"
gonna put In The Mouth of Madness on my rewatch list, I remember it being fun. can never remember it's name though, my comes back with "At the Mountains of Madness" every time.
>>221728812>Oy mate, it's still Poland, just occupied by some German blokes! It's the future, mate! 'Ave a Fosters!
>>221728890That'd be a great analogy if the Nazis invaded Poland tens of thousands of years before the Poles even arrived, which they did not
halloween when
>>221728982The point still stands that a state being remodeled by a new people to the point where their national flag is changed to say "now ruled by:" is not just "the same country plus some other people."It's a foreign people infiltrating your government and growing in power in what is supposed to be your peoples' country.In a horror movie sense, of course.
>>221728889Mouth of madness is awful. It's neither a good Lovecraft adaption nor a good john carpenter movie nor even a good Sam neill performance.
>>221729063Soon
Bloodbath at the House of Death (1984).
>>221728889>he gouged out the pigs eyes as an Event Horizon referenceWhat a sick fuck.
i would rather have a dozen more moderately disappointing movies like Burn than an Ash vs Evil Dead
>>221726408>Fallen (1998)Watched this and was pretty good but wtf was that ending, the win was not deserved at all.
>>221729518Why? Ash vs Evil Dead is fun
>>221729856Kek yeah it's controversial, I get what they were going for but it feels cheap.
>>221716704Would you have a wond'rous sight?
The girl from Lemora looks like a cuter, not bogged, version of Freya Allan.
...I don't get it. Why is the witch so blodthirsty? Why are her servants all fucked up? Why everything? Why was he weakened when he opened that vent? Why not kill him? Did Tenebrarum want to initiate him into her covent? Why? Dude strumble on everything, and when facing the villains, goes "I don't know you". He's like a child not understanding anything that happens around him, we see people dying left and right, and he goes "oh, my sister disappeared, that's weird".I'm so, SO confused.And damn, this is so insanely violent, I felt sick watching some of the murders. Still not as bad as Suspiria, the first murder in this one immediately announces you what you're in for.I'll probably skip Mother Of Tears, I heard this one is really hardcore, with cannibalism, sodomy, and punks. Urgh.
>>221731819Also, I find it hilarious that the nurse stumble on what's-his-face being ill, decides he needs some heart medicine without a prescription or any medical paper.>"he needs some heart medicine"Yeah but what? Viagra to boost it? A calmant to slow it down? Something against arrythmia?
>>221731598yep she cute alright>The film was released on DVD by Synapse Video on August 31, 2004. As of 2020, Synapse Films has declared that they have no plans to release the film on Blu-ray, despite showing a photograph of a 4K scan created five years earlier on social media.what the FUCK
>>221728889NGL, this Razorback remake is looking kind of lame.
>>221717468I remember the movie's main theme sounding really funny
>>221733342this is the main theme in my mind >>221717520
>Possession>Event Horizon>In the Mouth of Madness>Daybreakers>Dead Calm>Omen 3>Snow White A Tale of TerrorRIP
post underrated/underappreciated titles>pic relatedMan did I fuck up thinking this was appropriate for a 7 year old. That 7 year old was me
>>221728889>In The Mouth of MadnessOne of my favorite Carpenters. It's a really memorable vision. We need surreal horrors.
>>221726686Gotta love the Italians.
>>221734416>We need surreal horrors.
>>221734416
>>221734416aka The Rider of the Skulls>"I don't want peace, I want to commit crimes! My heart is used to hate. HATE UNTO DEATH!"
>>221734186>EvolverImagine if that fucker was a real toy and sucked up real steel balls for his "toy" gun
>Neill died on 13 July 2026 in Sydney, Australia, aged 78.[70] He was cancer-free at the time of his death, which his family described as "sudden and unexpected"So what happened?
>>221734780That was a fun watch, loved how it felt like a fairy tale at parts with the evil mom. The actress who played her really did a great job at playing a crazy bitch.
>>221735659>78>what happenedAre you serious? He was old. People die of old age (aka heart/organ failure) all the time.
>>221735698It's a strange one for sure. It's been a long time since i watched it, so i don't remember much other that it was kinda like a fever dream or like you said a fairytale. I think Santa Sangre was the third part in his trilogy, the other two being El Topo, and The Holy Mountain.
>Carrie exclusive first look: How Mike Flanagan gives the Stephen King classic a modern TV twisthttps://ew.com/carrie-tv-series-first-look-mike-flanagan-modern-twist-exclusive-12015053>And it's just Summer H. Howell looking like a normal teenage high schooler
What the fuck is this series??Not scared but it's amusing to watch like it's Japanese scooby doo
>>221736435Everything in life can be solved with a cursed amulet and your fist
>>221736435Low budget horror Japanese series are either cringe or kino.
>>221720187Thanks for the recommendation. Not really horror but very enjoyable with the way they keep making you second guess who the villain really is . Also based Chema. The way they ended up together was actually pretty cute and dude looks like a young Johnny Depp
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/nightmare-on-elm-street-movie-paramount-1236646496/
>>2217363455th time's the charm
>>221736345Did you know the actor (Arthur conti) who plays the bully in this is the same actor who has teenage sex with Amanda Fix in Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma?
So, I finished "Kastanjemanden" / "The Chestnut Man". It wasn't horror (even though Google had recommended it to me as such), but a psychological thriller. With some blood and the murders were pretty scary. I liked it, it was pretty good, I can recommend it. Be aware though that it's Danish with subtitles.I will now continue with a Swedish miniseries - "Glaskupan" / "The Glass Dome".
>>221740059Not really horror but if you are into mystery/sci-fi i recommend pic. It's a Finnish/Swedish production. At least you won't have to listen to the abominable grunts of the Danes but instead the angelic hymns of Swedish and the beautiful sounds of perkele.
>>221740059Watch tv show Into the Night
>>221740245I saw that, but it was a few years ago.
>>221740253>a French show with black and brown people about escaping the sunThat's really not appealing to somebody who suffers from 32° heat and hates "those people" that are causing problems on the bus and underground every other day.
>>221740348In that case i recommend pic. The first and only ninja movie out of Sweden (also one of the highest grossing movies from Sweden due to it being released in Asia).Not horror, gory ninja thriller.
>>221740445>1 seederDoubtful, but I'll try ...
>>221740543Patience is a virtue.It's on youtube but pretty shitty quality and dunno if it's the uncut version.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_8ddEDA0WE
>>221740599Thanks. I have bookmarked it for later, I've already started "Glaskupan". Maybe I'll pick up a few more words. I already know hi, bye, sorry and, most important, "gärningsman".
>>221740713You will be fluent soon enough.If you are the German anon, do you see the similarities between our languages (Swedish)?
>>221740861Yes, there are many similarities. Understanding spoken Danish or Swedish is almost impossible without having learned the basics, reading is better. I watched "Häxan" (1922) for Valborga night and was surprised how much I understood. At least of the parts that played in the middle ages. The last part is set in modern times and the title cards were more difficult to understand.
>>221740989Yeah Swedish changed a lot the past 100-150 years, old Swedish or medieval Swedish was probably more in tune with the German language at the time.Are you one of the northern Germans or one of those yodeling bastards from Bavaria?Northern German might explain your interest in the North Germanic languages.
>nightmare on elm street revived>by the guys behind "Becky", Companion, Barbarianoh great, nightmare on elm streets going to be another girlboss slopfest. cant wait to see 90 year old robert englund get kicked around by mixed race bisexual women with tattoos
>>221741401You don't have to watch it you know.
I'm hearing that Evil Dead Burn is the Alien: Romulus of the Evil Dead franchise, I have no interest in seeing it.
>>221741442People love to bitch about movies they won't ever watch. At best they'll read the Wikipedia summary or watch some jewtuber go on for 30 minutes when it could have been condensed into three minutes.
>>221741442>>221741489Just let people enjoy things, chud! Yes things are getting gayer and worse, and that's a good thing!
>>221741526Strawman/10. Not what I or the other anon said at all. Why are you arguing with yourself?
Backrooms out tomorrow
Any horror movies in which the main character is blind? I've come up with an idea for a horror movie with a character like that and i'm wondering if it's doable
>>221741489I guess. I don't see the point of it but to each his own. The time wasted on that could be spent watching dumb monster movies instead.
>>221741340I am West German and I can understand Dutch. I was interested in foreign languages when I studied at the university, but those were sort of side projects. You could sign yourself up for basic language courses in the afternoon after your regular lectures. Some very popular courses like Italian were impossible to get into. Others like Polish or Arabic always had free seats. Swedish, Danish or Norwegian weren't offered unfortunately. It was a technical university and languages were a leisure time programme, like sports. They offered languages for which they could find tutors.It's a pity. I think that had I learned basic grammar and vocabulary in any of the Skandinavian languages, I might have got far and learned the rest by reading books or watching TV shows on my own. So I've only got a glimpse of those languages by doing what I do now, watching Netflix series with subtitles.Danish is hard to understand, they seem to swallow half of their words. Norwegian looks like Danish with slight differences in spelling and with a "Swedish" pronounciation. And Swedish is its own thing, but with many similar words. I have observed for example that the definite article is appended to the noun as -en or -et, and -s at the end of a verb seems to form a passive in all three languages.
>>221741591should already be out. It's usually a day earlier because of timezones
>>221741763Theres a werewolf movie where a old, blind veteran is the main character. "Late Phases"decent enough movie that I watched it twice.
>>221741769True, they could be watching Death Kappa.
>>221741763There is one but i don't remember the title.80's slasher with a blind chick in a huge house, where the killer taunts her and kill anyone trying to help/see what's wrong.
If the Red Rooms poster is still here, I finally watched it a couple weeks back and it's been stuck in my mind ever since. Thank you.
>>221741471Nothing about the trailer or any of the dark, grey, bland exclusive first look images they kept showing looked appealing whatsoever.
>>221741866There is no "red rooms poster"People recommend movies in this general all the time
>>221741401Might as well give it to Rob Zombie
>>221741763Wait Until DarkHush (Mike Flanagan)Don't Breathe 2
>>221741843Eyes of a Stranger
>>221741969>Hushshe was deaf not blind. Not the same thing
>>221741489We don’t like woke here
>>221742008Deaf & Mute
>>221741807Makes sense. Dutch is not that hard to understand when written. I took some German classes in high school, but i don't remember much today sadly. I can understand some when it's written.Believe me no one understands the Danes, not even other Danes. Ironic thing is that both Danish and Swedish have the same roots of east norse, compared to Norwegian and Icelandic who are west norse.>It's a pity. I think that had I learned basic grammar and vocabulary in any of the Skandinavian languagesOh yes, Germans learn these languages pretty easy i think, they are by far the best speakers of Swedish at least when it comes to people that learn it as adults. Still have that German accent but it's fine, certain charm to it.Out of curiosity do you understand any of this, or does it sound like ancient thai to you?It's various dialects of Westrobothnian, the most northern of all the Germanic languages, spoken in Northern Sweden and parts of Finland. Many of the older language features are still present in these dialects.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLnN-HIAC2cBut we might have to drop this conversation now as it is kinda off topic.
>>221741981>Eyes of a StrangerDamn anon, this might be the one.
>>221742119>Västerbotten, NorrbottenSorry, I don't understand any of this. I can make out a few words, but that's all.>Norwegian and Icelandic who are west norseI have read that Norway has thousands of dialects and they can be grouped into two "languages": Bokmaal (which looks a bit like Danish to me), and Nynorsk which is maybe that West Norse that you mentioned?>it is kinda off topicIt is, but it was interesting for me. Tack!
>>221742393Fair, even a lot of Swedes don't understand it.I think the Norwegian thing has more to do with getting away from both the Danish and Swedish influence on the Norwegian language. Sweden and Denmark fought many wars over the control of Norway and a result of that changed their language over time. Why it sounds more like Swedish but looks more like Danish.All Nordic countries have a lot of dialects, many crossover ones too like Elfdalian/Älvdalska (bordering Norway).Westrobotnian is also a mix of east and west norse.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDZffUVUl_gVery old, they still used the runic alphabet in the 19th century.Gern geschehen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lZ2ZenuCGc
>>221742777Everything has to have that shot of a girl smeared in blood now
>The Asylum shoots most of their movies in less than 7 dayssurprising but also not
>>221742968I read in an interview they spend at most 6 months to finalise a film (pre, post and filming).Also that they have always made a profit on all their movies. Why they continue to shit out z-grade trash movies. It is a money maker for sure.
>>221742968>small crew>small cast>limited number of locations>minimum amount of takesIt easy to get done instead of the bloated Hollywood way, where I assume most of the time is camera setup to make sure the green screen is perfect.
>>221742760German also used to have many dialects that weren't mutually understandable at all. It started to change when bookprinting was invented. Suddenly books could be printed in numbers that would have to be sold on a larger maket then just the neighbouring towns. The Gutenberg Bible was sold with loose sheets of vocabulary for the different regions like the north and the west. Later came Napoleon, conquered much of the land and called it all "Allemagne". Suddenly people started to believe that what were 39 different kingdoms, dioceses, counties and city states could be culturally united. Dictionaries were written based on the dialect present in Middle Germany, a grammar was constructed based on the tempora and cases of Ancient Greek and Latin. When Napoleon left, he left the northern half of the German countries to Prussia and they had compulsory school service. The new Modern High German was introduced there as the language of teaching and in the north and the west it had to be learned as a foreign language. That's why pronounciation of German is the most clean and understandable in the north and west. The southern and eastern parts didn't bother learning the new language, it was close enough to their own dialects, so they mostly kept their dialects and just learned the spelling. That's why Bavarians, Suabians and Saxonians may be hard to understand, especially for foreigners.
>>221743083Pretty much the same story for all of Europe. The Nordics were also made up by a bunch of smaller petty kingdoms, tribes etc that later unified and got a more centralised language, slowly killing off the uniqueness of many of the dialects (sadly).I only know Bavarians by their yodeling and the Jodlerköning himself Franz Lang. Huge loss for the world when he passed. May he yodle for eternity in Valhall.
Is there a horror movie in which animated rotor blades from a helicopter steal a cow from a barn and just fly with it over the fields or did i dream it up?
>>221741763Alone (2020) directed by Vladislav Khesin. Low budgie jank. It also features Bailey Coppola (yes, from the Coppola family you're thinking of. Nicolas Cage is his uncle)
>>221736435That one is pure kino. Funny but it's really obvious it's filmed in the same place as One Cut of the Dead.
>>221743270There's a funny sketch from Radio Bremen (north Germany) from the 1970s, "Jodelschule". It's about a night school for grown ups where they learn yodeling as if it's Latin, complete with blackboard, vocabulary and grammar, so typically German and serious that it's utterly absurd. At the end of the class a homemaker wife is interviewed by a TV team and she tells them how she's getting her "yodel diploma" and then "she's got something" should hard times come.Very dry humor, but also a very German way to make fun of a German thing.
>>221741763See No EvilThe joan crawford segment from Night Gallery
>>221738174>>221741401Now the real question is, who will they get to play Freddy
>>221743536Sounds fun lol. I doubt i'll find a subbed version of that. Unless the Swedish state run tv channel archive has it for some weird reason. Yodeling is serious business though. Simultaneously one of the most beautiful and hilarious things that exist.
>>221716704Op pic reminds me of this
>>221743423Sounds kinda like the golem servant thing from November.
>>221743964so it wasn't a dream after all lmao. Not rotor blades but similar shape
>>221743617Danger Ehren
Just watched Late Night with the Devil. Thoughts? Reading?
>>221745058Missed opportunity. Could have been horror kino of the year but it was too goofy. Whenever it had the choice between scary and comedy horror it picked the latter.
>Candyman's not okay>Chucky's sort of okay>Alien's okay>Predator's okay>Jason's okay>Michael's okay>Pinhead's okay>Ghostface's okay>Carrie's okay>Pennywise's okay>Leatherface's okay>Finally, Freddy's okay
>>221746316Dourif was just talking about a new Chucky film in the news.He'll probably be 80 by the time it comes out (god willing), maybe they'll try to set up the end of Chucky in the film.
Also>A crime scene leads to horror in The Cycle, the latest from director Jordan Downey ( The Head Hunter, V/H/S/Beyond) starring Deborah Ann Woll >When the body of a man missing for thirty-six years is discovered at the scene of a horrific crime, it’s up to his estranged daughter to unravel his dark past.Comes out in October
>>221745258I think it wasn't goofy enough. Could have went farther with the concept, it felt too restrained outside of a couple scenes.
>>221717584Kino but I think I liked Milk & Serial more desu.
Every major franchise reboot will be woke
Favorite movies of the year? Besides the obvious trio of Obsession, Backrooms, and Hokum that everyone will recommend.
>79 days until Oct 1
>>221745058Great idea, mediocre execution. They needed to go all in on the 70s talk show look and theme, and figure out the second half of the film better
>>221747054>PrimateJust because it's the kind of high concept genre film that I want more of and the strong parts were enjoyable.>Return To Silent Hill>The Mortuary AssistantBoth videogame adaptions that are trying to appease so much lore they become surreal in an entertaining way.
Asylum anons, yay or nay?
>>221747140>PrimateI've definitely gotta watch this.
>>221747150he monke
>>221731598Very cute
Is A24s Lamb any good?
>>221747054Nobody likes Hokum and it wasn't good.
>>221747096Get your stuff prepped by early to mid September, Octoberinos. Don't be still trying to DL movies, shows and other content in October.
omggg ok i think i figured out why i can never stay on /hor/ for more than like 15 minutes before i close the tab because its actually kinda depressing?? like i know nostalgia is fun i have stuff im nostalgic for too but holy shit guys we're literally living through one of the most exciting periods horror has had in forever and somehow every thread ends up being about the same 5 movies from the 80s again. i know freddy is cool. i know jason is cool. (a bit exaggerated) i promise you i know. but i dont think buying your 14th freddy mask to hang on your wall when you're like 50 years old is a personality trait i think thats just mindless consoomer goycattle behaviour at that point. its weird because horror is like the one genre that actually feels alive right now theres weird indie stuff getting theatrical releases, foreign horror is huge, mainstream studios are taking chances again, people actually care about directors instead of just franchises for once and yet /hor/ acts like the calendar stopped in 1988. i almost feel bad because its like everyone is trying to recreate a feeling they had when they were 16 instead of just letting themselves get excited by something new. maybe thats just what happens when you spend too much time online tho i have no idea. i think every hobby eventually reaches the point where half the people are fans of the thing and the other half are fans of remembering the thing and i cant tell which group is bigger anymore. anyway maybe im wrong maybe i should just buy another jason mask and finally understand what enlightenment feels like but i dont really care even though i like to pretend everything matters and is super important
>>221748116I start making my October watchlist in May. It's already about halfway filled, a lot are recs from these threads I haven't seen before. I always start on the first day of fall.
>>221748163Nice
Get in the pod /tv/.Don't be a chickenshit.
>>221748245What could go wrong?
>Backrooms.2026.2160p.IT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR>Backrooms.2026.2160p.IT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR>Backrooms.2026.2160p.IT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR
>>221748150Here's a summary of the thread showing that's in your head.
>>221748390I'm gonna backroooooom
>>221748245Ah damn I thought it'd be safe to jam to some tunes...
>>221746786It was too long, started meandering towards the end. Obsession was a little repetitive but still felt tight.
>>221748390Just downloaded, hopefully will be gud.
>>221742777I didn't realize they were still making this. I lost interest when they said they wanted it to be a coming-of-age story inspired by Dawson's Creek, Smallville, and Buffy. That was announced around 20 fucking years ago now.
Best horror film of the last five years?
>>221749279Jason X.
>>221749311That was 25 years ago.
>>221749353Still the best in the last 5 years.
>>221749279Deadstream or Terrifier 3
>>221749353
>>221749279Terrifier 3Longlegs
>Look up these supposed "best movies of the last five years" >6.5/10 and belowYIKES
Is evil dead 3 worth watching?
>>221743617
>>221750056You mean Army of Darkness? Yes. Very much yes.
My apologies, dear jannie. I should've known better than replying to a Fix post.
anyone seen any of the m.d.p.*.*.e movies?
>>221742861>Blumphouse presents>Girl Smeared in Blood >She's covered in blood and we're dropping the pretext, Coming spring 2027
>>22174815080s is king, kid
>>221751242Would order
>>221751242>>221751462Grim.
>>221751738>it's all AI generated artExtremely grim.
>>221745058Going in I thought it was gonna be straight and have the host literally interviewing supernatural beings and things go off the rails with each of them to varying degrees, but instead it was some melodramatic thing with only a single chick and some retard denier. Pretty lame overall
>>221745058AI Slop. Won't watch.
>>221751942You're so fucked, lolAI is already everywhere and going nowhere. Might as well end it all today.
>>221751966>dog shit is everywhere man!>there's only going to be more dogshit man!>so you might as well just consume the dogshit already!Shan't be doing so, Poojita.
>>221741763I haven't watched it yet but I think the dude in Don't Panic is blind sometimes.
>>221752010At a certain point, you'd be a pussy to not just eat dog shit
>>221716838How did they teach the wasp to do that!?
>>221748150>holy shit guys we're literally living through one of the most exciting periods horror has had in forever > its weird because horror is like the one genre that actually feels alive right now theres weird indie stuff getting theatrical releases, foreign horror is huge, mainstream studios are taking chances againIt's a few nepofaggots and youtubers making derivative, shallow horror movies while snorting their own ass air
>>221750953>I move in, now move out - Stab up, now stab down>Back up, back up - Tell me what you're gonna do now>Breathe in, now breathe out - Mask up, sister down>Back up, back up - Tell me where is Laurie right now>Keep stabbin', stabbin', stabbin', stabbin' (What?)>Keep stabbin', stabbin', stabbin', stabbin' (Come on)>Keep stabbin', stabbin', stabbin', stabbin' (Yeah)>Keep stabbin', stabbin', stabbin', stabbin
>>221752250It's not a wasp, it's several trained cats sellotaped together.
>>221752301
>>221752301>>221752387>I did it all for the hookie!
>>221752403>>221752403>>221752403>>221752403>>221752403>>221752403>>221752403
>>221752387John Otto, take em to the Haddonfield bridge
>>221752433kek
>>221749279Terrifier 2
>>221753469Terrifier 2?more likeTerrifier Poo!
