Queen of our Hearts editionPrevious >>221727447
If you want to kill your Emperor, here I am
>>221730162why do they refuse to have her mount her dragon?
>>221730162is she going to fall?
He comes....
>>221730162what was that pointless drunk mumbo jumbo of having daron kill the brother?what kind of drug addict writes this crap?
I don’t care how much character assassination or humiliations they put him through, or how much whitewashing they put Rhaenyra through, Aegon is the one true King.
>>221730259tsmtI couldn't feel any ruling aura from Rhaenyra at all, but even when he's at his lowest Aegon possesses that kingly aura
Forget Blacks v Green and baiting for (you)s for a second. Why isn't there A SINGLE FUCKING NORMAL lord in the show? No kinks, fetishes, secret dungeons, violent outbursts, abnormal shit, fucking smelling contrivances and what not. Just a dude, that fucks his wife, raises his children, trains a small garrison and spends his time reading, eating and being comfy?
boobs
Why don't they develop Addam more? I know he's a nigger in my European medieval show but he's pretty much thr main character of the main battle of the war. They should have merged Alyn with him.>but he dies so Corlys won't have an heirJust have him marry Baela and put a baby in her before he goes.
>>221730212I would mount her dragon.
>>221730281full of milk
>>221730259He is a usurper.
>>221730259That's treason talk, you daft cunt
>>221730274>Why isn't there A SINGLE FUCKING NORMAL lord in the show? No kinks, fetishes, secret dungeons, violent outbursts, abnormal shit, fucking smelling contrivances and what not. Just a dude, that fucks his wife, raises his children, trains a small garrison and spends his time reading, eating and being comfy?the show like all shows is a propaganda asset, no more no less
>>221730274Because Sarah Mess and Ryan CONdal hate the patriarchy or something
>>221730274seem boring. I guess that Lanister guy was kind of normal, he was a bit annoying and dumb but that's about it.
>>221730317You are looking for Prince Baelon and Princess Alyssa Targaryen (Viserys and Daemon’s parents).Before the Dance of the Dragons tore everything apart, these two were the ultimate breath of fresh air in Westeros. They were genuinely, deeply in love no political schemes, no toxic manipulation, no weird fetishes. They spent their days riding their dragons (Vhagar and Meleys) together, teasing each other, wrestling, and being fiercely devoted parents to their kids. When Alyssa tragically passed away, Baelon was so heartbroken that he never looked at another woman for the rest of his life. They were the closest thing to a "normal, happy, wholesome family" the Targaryens ever had, and honestly, if they had lived long enough to rule, the entire Dance of the Dragons would have been avoided. GRRM actually gave us a healthy couple, but Westeros just couldn't let them keep it.
>>221729887>Caraxes is actually the most battle experienc3d dragon out there. Moreso now than even Vhagar.How? Which dragons has he defeated?
and now we begin
>>221730414He burned a lot of helpless fish fuckers before
>>221730259>>221730308He bore the sword, simple as.
>>221730283The writers have amateur level of directing. You can tell who is gonna die even without the books by how much scarse screentime some characters have
>>221730400>>221730436he cute
>>221730436NOUUU NAWH IT ENDZ
>>221730400Why kill him instead of having Daeron geld the soldier himself?I already know the answer the that question, but come on.
TOTAL LIGGERS DEATHSEVEN VULT
>>221730281We deserved a HelAegon sex scene
>>221730483The imposter was prettier
>>221730259Damn fucking straight.
>tfw no kisses
why is his face so fat?
>>221730400hya!
m-mommy
how will show Hugh join the greens? by force when his waifu gets held ransom?
>>221730554Ormund's cum
>>221730594>how will show Hugh join the greens? by force when his waifu gets held ransom?realizes how ugly his wife is and then goes crazy
>>221730572mfw
Olivia Cooke is really fat.
>>221730594According to the leaks Ormund threatens to kill Hugh's wife if the Blacks attack. Daemon and the Riverland army show up. Hugh begs Daemon not to attack. Daemon attacks anyway. Hugh switches side in an attempt to save his wife.
>>221730572she was hot in the last episode on that throne
>>221730624same actress?
>>221730634>Hugh switches side in an attempt to save his wife.switches but in effect attacks both side or something
>Aegon fucked Helaena after she danced with Jace
>>221730650yes saar. black actor is alyn
THE DOOOOOOR
>>221730634do we know why ulf switches? does he join hugh or does it on his own?
>>221730687tavern ban should be enough
Preston throwing truth nukes that women over 35 are old hags and shouldn't have kids, while old men can impregnate girls without a problems
bear poppa ...
>>221730700>Preston talking about how your thirties are the best time for a man as he'll have a job, money and plenty of opportunities to fuck younger women while women struggle after 30Based
>>221730385Maybe HOTD having the amount of horrible targs in it was good for AKOTSK in contrast since it showed how much Basedlor was an outlier
>I sent Daeron to my family because i felt as a failure as a mother and i wanted him to grow Better>At the same time i had absolutely no idea my cousin was a religious fanatic that hates the Targaryen (Daeron is a Targ), despite my brother warming me multiple times. All i know about Ormund was that he likes history and hates odors. So its not really my fault tee hee XDWhy everything bad caused by women in this show is either and accident, a missunderstood, or something only plausibile if the are stupid and not knowing something they should had clearly know?
>We must mention Aegon killing all the ratcatchers in every episode.>But Rhaenys killing those at the Dragonpit? Well...
They really couldn't have been bothered to have him have silver hair. Why?Is he really Cole's bastard? If so, how does he ride a dragon??
>>221730385>When Alyssa tragically passed away, Baelon was so heartbroken that he never looked at another woman for the rest of his lifeAside Ulf's mother apparently LMAO
it's four episodes with greens doing a heckin rape
>>221730623>If I fart would you die?
>>221730788the ratcatchers were performing an important service to the realm. we must HONOR their sacrifice
>>221730788The Ratcatchers are the gravest lost in this war.
why didn't Rhaenyra just employ all the rats and send them to Tumbleton to stop the shit Ormund is doing?
>>221730795>silver hairi thought they were dyed to hide him and use the double
>>221730788What is a baker compared to a rat catcher? A cobbler? A seamstress? Nothing. Without the rat catchers, nothing matters. Everything is broken.
>>221730751>black hair>targ
>>221730795i thought it was dyed and his real hair was supposed to be silver since the fake one had it
>>221730799Lies and slander made up by the show
I really hate those hack showrunners.>no Honeywine>no Bitterbridge>no Tessarion flying scenes>no silver hair
>>221730491>"ONE HUNDRED RAT CATCHERS. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I'LL AVENGE EVERY SINGLE ONE!"
>>221730795If Daeron's real hair was red Ormund would have dyed Fakeron's hair red or else the trick would immediately fall apart. Use your brain for a second.
are there any leaks if we will get more ratcatchers in the future?
The sheepstealer thing might actually be kinoWhen Rhaenyra finds out, it's gonna turn into the nettles storyline with Rhaenyra trying to kill her and Daemon trying to protect her. Not gonna lie they're cooking.Honestly a better storyline than Rhaenyra being a jealous fat bitch.
>>221730788>>221730815>>221730818Otto know the noble Ratcathers were the only line of defence of Westeros against the true treat, much worse than the Others. Now he, the Horned Rat, is plotting with his new favorite herald, Aegon...
Ormund is fucking gay and lameHe is also played by a faggot
>>221730933based!Do you think he plaps Daeron every night?
>>221730885this episode foreshadowed them being replaced by cats
>>221730867>Use your brain for a second.I wish the show writers would
>>221730795>>221730861Fuark I wish I was Ormund bros
>Link actor's first on screen appearance is getting groomed by his uncle and being forced to slay an innocent manNintendo should sue HBO for this.
>>221730795>How does he ride a dragonHim and Tessarion grew up watching Veggitales together. However I assume they just didn't fucking know he was a red head. Otherwise how would Alicent know immediately that Faeron wasn't her son though? Okay maybe the fake Daeron plot is retarded and full of too many holes to either not be found out immediately without everyone being retarded.
>>221730943THE CATCATCHERS RHAENYRA
>>221730968I hope he rapes Hugh's wife next episode
Why was the shoe-kissing scene necessary? How many times do the showrunners need to tell us that Aegon is a peasant? I really hate these humiliation rituals they just feel out of place and the characters act so bizarrely.
>>221730941hot
>What would the rapecatchers have me do?
Why does Ormund force Tessarion to sleep in a sept
>>221731061Demons need to be locked in the church.
>>221730548I fucking hate her so much
>>221731061that demon bitch needs to see the light of the seven
>>221730259>I don’t care how much character assassination or humiliations they put him through, or how much whitewashing they put Rhaenyra through, Aegon is the one true King.True. Here's a kino leak, where he's a aura volcano. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FuGgJS3Uv7w
Even Rhaegar went to taverns yet poor Ulf can’t relax the night away watering his belly in the good company of noble Mudge and Clay.
Going to watch it now but before I do can I at least get a rape QRD, k thnx
>>221731144DREADFUL IN VENGEANCERIGHTEOUSAND GLORIOUS
i havent watched this season at all. Is it as bad a trainwreck as I imagine?
>>221731166yes, but the dragon CGI is good
>And then Mysaria enters the scene and gives Daemon the girlboss side-eye stare and whispers something unintelligible to Rhaenyra and everyone claps!!!
4 minutes into the episode and we already have the evil greens being meanies and the powerful wife alongside the meek husband facing them.Just cancel this shitshow and all the money to the Dunk&Egg team.
>>221731144Imagine Rhaenyra trying to give a speech like this. She'd burst into tears in like 5 seconds.
>my lord we need to keep a low profile if we are to regroup with your army and reclaim your throne>REEE I’M THE FUCKING KING REEEShit’s more repetitive than Brienne’s search for a maid of three-and-ten.
>>221731178Nah. More money will ruin Dunk & Egg
>NOOOOOO YOU STRONG BASTARD!!! DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR PANTIE!!!! NOOO DON'T SUCK MY COCK NOOOOO!!! STOP RIDING ME, YOU FUCKING STRONG WHORE!!!! SEVEN HELP ME!!
>>221730400Why did they kill that guy again?
>>221731218He disrespected the bing
>>221731218he attacked a ratcatcher.
>>221731209geeeeeeeeeeg
>>221731061To convert her and repent from her original sin of being a demonic magic being made by evil foreign sister fuckers
>>221731218Because Ormund is cruel
>ZAMN is that a 4/10 pajeeta?!I would've raped the fat weaver milf instead
>>221731150This is at least accurate with the canon women mindset. They cannot absolutely stand see men around them chilling out and relax>>221731166Its not as boring as season 2 but still a trainwreck filled with inconsistencies and weird fanfictions
>>221731218Because Ormund is a cartoonish villain. What's so hard to understand about that?
>>221731144Please god I want to believe.
>>221730968Alttp adaption confirmed
>>221731262Which way Green man?
>>221731262I don't understand what his plan was, it's broad daylight and the room was full of people, was he just going to bend her over and fuck her in the middle of the room? Any rapists can weight in on his form?
>>221731262>Why yes, of course i am a direct descendant of Garth the Gardener, of pure Reachman stock.
>episode starts>Hightower soldier ogles a womanOh yeah, it's rape time
>"maybe crowded isn't so bad"IT'S RAPIN TIME!
>>221731262>>221731293maybe he was ass druk. ever thought about that chuddies?
If Weinstein was still around, she would play Rhaena. Who am I kidding, Rhaena would be a white bombshell in that timeline.
>>221731320IT'S RAPIN TIME
>do the needful, Green boy
>Ormund flashes a lord and ladyExposure is a form of rape these daysAlso her saying that Rhay is the queen surely should have her jailed, they would at least need to pretend that they like Aegon is the rightful king now
>>221731144>Here's a kino leak, where he's a aura volcano.BROKEN BRUISED, FORGOTTEN, SORETOO FUCKED UP TO CARE ANYMOREPOISONED TO MY ROTTEN CORETOO FUCKED UP TO CARE ANYMORE
>>221731332>actor*actressAlso*White
>>221730537We were denied buxom titcow Realm's Delight. Life is bullshit.
>>221731293the director has brain damage
>>221730861You didn't realize? They're calling back to Alicent's inexplicable affair with Cole. Daeron is a bastard, which is why Alicent chose to send the baby away ASAP. That's why he has dark(-ish) hair.
>collects tapestriesTAPESTRIES!
Ormund is so cool and based
Ratcatcherbros...
Ok but Daeron is kind of cute
>"You know I would have spared him">*murders Helena's child*
>>221730162Daaeron has white targaryen hair, the hair color in the series must be dye as to allow the plot with the fake daeron girl
>>221731455 (Checked)this
She looks like a peasant.Cute but peasant cute.
>>221730281are you really so desperate that youre drooling at the mouth at clothed breasts not even displayed in any sexual way?
>>221731293Not nearly as bad as Lord Jasper's attempt to rape Alicent in her chambers, in the middle of the day, with the door unlocked.Feels like there's a HBO quota to have one rape or attempted rape per episode this season
>>221731497I think she looks cute with some snot
Okay, Aegon is getting a redemption arc where he experiences the hardships of the smallfolk and becomes their champion after his return, which causes the lords to turn against him and instate Aegon III instead.
>>221731497I hate women like her that waste their feminine beautie to look like non binary shit
>>221730523the imposter was a girl
The idea that Sunfyre would be just left there allowing for some crackheads to make pennies is silly, especially as the show already had was it Melaeys have its head chopped off and carted through the city
>>221731527I hate women
>>221731518>Feels like there's a HBO quota to have one rape or attempted rape per episode this seasonEvery ASOIAF director is some kind of a degenerate. Parker has his toilet humor, Sarah Hess is obsessed with rape and Condom's fetish appears to be mommy incest
>>221730554he's 17. Its baby fat. How cute is he. He'll be a hollywood hunk in a few years with a chiselled jaw. But for now, a little cutie pie still.
>>221731513>are you really so desperate that youre drooling at the mouth at clothed breasts not even displayed in any sexual way?Imagine looking at a 4chan post that just says boobs and deciding to project your entire moral superiority complex and dynamic psychological analysis onto it. Take a deep breath, it’s just anatomy, not a canvas for your trauma.
>>221731546And Dabid?
>>221731536the entire show is retardation itself, even if left there sunfyre would have an armed guard encamped there by any side dragonbone and the rest are extremely valuable and this is the property of the crown
I’m going to be honest /tv/. My brain cannot handle this show anymore after ep 3. So I’m just gonna ask you guys if I should watch this or the next episodes. Should I watch this one or skip?
Why does Larys keep flashing his coin purse at literally every cutthroat and brigand they come across
>>221731560I think you should go and fuck yourself
>>221731560I think I'm going to stop after this oneI can't stand this bitch
>>221731527It's how you get ahead in the industry.A simple lie. At least she didn't cut her tits off like Ellen
>>221731565he is a super smart spymaster....
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpYh_Ffqy8g
>>221731560do what I do and turn on your normiebrain, forget the source material and just enjoy the show for what it is.
>>221731586No
>>221731565they have horses and a wagon and ravens etc but they left them to go shovel shit at a ruined town
I have an intense need to rape Daeron
>>221731615t. ormund
>>221730162starry sept, very lovecraftian
>>221730162Hotd is a lot better when it is just the greens and rhaenyra show. All of the most interesting characters are on that side
>>221731532No but i would
>>221731586This shit is too boring and slow for normalfags
>>221731615Bad boy Ormund, back off! Back off Ormund! Gods, do I need to get the broom? Put that thing away!
>>221731554Bad pussays
She’s starting to fill out.
>>221730554They ruined him! I waited all these years for my prince and they ruined him!
>>221731644>This shit is too boring and slow for normalfagsthe reviews and numbers are saying otherwise
>>221731667>And who built the High Tower? Why, it was The Architect of course
>>221731682More like WIDE tower
>Punishes rape with castrationMayhaps not an incel?
>>221731740>castrationuhm what? is that what "gelding" is? i thought it was the viserys and dothraki thing
>>221731774>is that what "gelding" is?Yeah i think it generally refers to a castrated male horse
>>221731740WTF is he a traitor? Rape is what keeps the whole green faction united, its one key purpose and goal
>>221731778alt shift x and glidus are massive sellouts
>>221731807and for the honest ones, I am watching our hilts hurt and the grease goblins. these >1k and <100k channels seem to be the sweet spot
>diorama of old Valyria>filled with ratsholy kino>on ships we kept catsfucking lmao
>>221731144>>221730259This guy is so cool that I want him to rape me.
>>221731799We have to wait and see, he may yet be a TeamRape faithful as he double crossed the accuser and had his rape protegee stab him in the heart instead of treating him with a maester like he said. Mark my words, that thing about the gelding? A ruse. Garrick of Whitegrove will keep his balls to rape another day...
>>221731867We all need some ser pounce in our life
>alicent NPC location>alicent dialogue options >house of the dragon alicent how to unlock good ending
>tfw rat catchers are now being replaced by catsrat catcherbros...
>>221731572Actors like samuel l jackson, will smith, keith david etc would of been great, but most of the black people in this are just terrible and ugly, truly just dei hire dime a dozen actors. Atleast they don't give them much screentime because they know they are horrible
>>221730162aegon is such a wanton idiot its painful
We were all thinking it
>>221731572I may be reaching but is her hair done like this to resemble dragon scales?
>>221730572My physical, spiritual and psychological needs are to fuck this woman and make her smile for me. I would make her the happiest woman in the Vale.>wide-jawed serious Germanic women with a strong skull with a light eye color, hair color and skin colorHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG and she dresses so well too
>>221731938I was sure its raping timeBurnt Aegon is not bad looking if you place a sack over the burnt area or hit it from the back
>>221731900>Alicent rape cinematic (scene 1)
>>221731907They gave Otto's feat to Rhaenyra because the introduction of cute kittens to the red keep could surely only be the work of our amazing wonderful charming marvelous stupendous magnanimous rhae rhae
>Daemon kills some rando and sells him as dragonrider>Who is he?>uhmmmmmmmm...........................
>>221731954>rhae rhaeAkshully... It was Alyn's idea.
>>221731976who works for the government
Here is your Queen of the Massive Tits.
>>221731942t. Jessamyn Redfort
Pathetic acting. Cringe worthy.
It's literally the exact same routine as jasper wylde two episodes ago, last words of the rapist are of his wife reminding us all that men are trash
>>221731197He is a man who shows his face and confronts his destiny, unlike the weeping queen.
>>221732020The Dry Devil's actor deserves better than to be typecast.Kidding! His face and voice mean he must be typecast.
>rhaena/nettles change actually setting up some drama between daemon/rhaenyra which will push her further over the edgeOnly positive I could find and it's still white washing her own madness by blaming it on daemon
>>221732020who is going to be the rapist next episode?
any rapist here? if you were a soldier and got sent to tumbleton, would you really rape someone at the middle of the day with more than 5 people watching?
They try to whitewash Rhaenyra so hard but they keep writing her as an absolute idiot. Even in the scenes with Ulf she seems more retarded.
>>221730162
>>221732054Public rapes are well established in the books, see the Mountain and his merry men.
>>221732056>mfw my only child that is doing alright is one i sent off
>>221731670We already had him
so which asoiaf youtubers are loving the show and which are being honest about the show?
>>221730436>>221730400sex between ormund and daeron with daeron calling ormund "father"
>>221731799He's only a fan of gay rape, specifically himself with Daeron.
>>221732065But the Mountain is 8 feet tall, insane, and presented as the ur villain.
>>221732065the city was not being sacked at that point, they were sitting around doing housework you toad, there was no fighting
>>221732072I prefer him with short hair desu
rape blacksrape targaryensrape dragonsluv me Daeronluv me Oldtownluv me Faithsimple as
>>221732046>Rhaenyra is canonically insane>>221732055>Rhaenyra should make rational decisionspretty good summary of the problem HBO has adapting thisall because GRRM is too lazy to write properly-finished stories.
>>221732055Either she was evil or hilarious incompetent guess the went with the latter
>>221732055the actress knows she is supposed to be fully paranoid past a point and tries to import it in the scenes but it looks like an absolute mess
Man, I thought with Sunfyre it's gonna be THE episode but I guess it's festival of humilation rituals till the finale
uhhh guys.. prestonjacobs didn't like the episode
>>221732123>>221732055it's just the same shit as season 7 GoT where characters have to behave like retards because the complex plot wasn't planned-out sufficiently by the fat man.
>>221732103tbf to him the Moutanin et al also casually rape during his trip home after the tournament
>>221732120>all because GRRM is too lazy to write properly-finished stories.That has nothing to do it. They have made severe changes to the events even as GRRM has written them down as clear as possible. They should have adapted the book and simply added more depth to the characters in line to what they were written, not make up their own stuff. GRRM's fault is he's retarded enough to have placed his trust in Condom and to have given his creative control over adaptations.
>>221732145it's a finished book this time they just want to show their shitty fanfiction
>>221732103>>221732147One time they stopped to drink at a brevery and the lads wanted the Mountain's squire to lose his virginity to the brewer's daughter, when the brewer objected they gang-raped the girl and gutted her brother.
>>221732075Preston Jacobs is his usual self, where he is extremely autistic about random things only he cares about. He will actually call a character "badly written" for not being autistic like him, when "sane, intelligent character" doesn't care about the same things he does. Like he thinks no reasonable feudal lord would give a fuck about his bastard granddaughters stealing his inheritance from his legalized bastards, because "dude, just rename her, so your name lives on, no problem, YOU ARE WEIRD FOR CARING ABOUT THIS".So he is very hit and miss with his analysis. He doesn't know anything about Feudalism and thinks it's enough to just think about it really hard and come up with rational deductions about how Feudalism should work. He is the best friend of the autistic nitpickers of any show. But he has a giant blind spot, when it comes to politics. He seemingly ignores that the show is written by far left-wing Feminist women and he and Redteamreview thinks that it's just "random" whether an episode from Sarah is good or bad.
>>221732055They want to potray her paranoia making her acting more more and errantic and irrational as the episodes goes (as confirmed by the actress). But they are so afraid of making her a proto-Dany that She still looks more stupid than crazy
>>221732175the mountain is an ogre
>>221731176i've never wanted to punch a woman in the face so badly
>>221730283Addam is the zesty-looking one, right? Yeah, they should've cast some no-nonsense tough nigger like the tranny-slayer. Or at least got rid of that yeeyee ass haircut.
>Ratcatchers are mentioned every episode
>>221732197The Cult of the Ratcatchers
>Ex Machina>Devs>HotDMysaria's actress is the worst performer I've ever seen. Is she married to some producer or something? She keeps getting projects somehow.
>>221732142who cares he still rate it 8/10 like the previous episodes
When Aegon re-takes King's Landing they're going to have him kill all the cats, aren't they?
Need to start Ormundmaxxing
This is also another example of cutting away from a scene before the conflict is resolved which this season is rife with. Garrick has two Hightower accomplices and they KO the brother in law. What happens next? Are we meant to believe all parties then up and went to petition Ormond to resolve the issue without any raping? Where were the other two soldiers to give testimony to Ormond? Why did he condemn his man on the spot based off a he-said-she-said?
*AHEM*CITIZENS OF KING’S LANDINGYOUR BELOVED PRINCE, AEMOND TARGARYEN, ME, SHALL RULE AS REGENT UNTIL MY “BELOVED” AND “BRAVE” BROTHER, RENOWED FOR HIS WISDOM AND PERFECT MASTERY OF THE VALYRIAN LANGUAGE, RECOVERS FROM HIS INJURIESAS THE REGENT LORD, THESE WILL BE MY FIRST EDICTS1)JOCKS, CHADS AND BULLIES SHALL BE PUT TO THE SWORD WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT, ESPECIALLY IF OF DARK HAIR AND VERY, *VERY* STRONG FEATURES2)ALL THE POWER WILL BE GIVEN TO MY *TRUE* BROTHERS: THE SOCIAL REJECTS, THE SHY ONES, THE BULLIED ONES, THE BETAS, THE VIRGINS3)I TOO, WAS ONCE LIKE YOU. NOW INSTEAD, WE WILL ALL BE AEMOND4)CROWN-MANDATED WIVES FOR ALL THE MEN ABOVEMENTIONED THAT WILL SERVE IN MY ARMY5)ANY FORM OF SEXUAL DEGENERACY ASIDE MOMMYDOM FETICISM WILL BE PUNISHED5)HAVING PARTIES AND SEX OUTSIDE MARRIAGE WILL BE REPLACED WITH COLLECTIVE LECTURES OF THESE ILLUSTRATED YI-TI SCROLLS I ENJOYED READING SINCE THE DAYS I WAS BULLIED BY MY BROTHER AND A COUPLE OF OTHER JOCKS6)AT THE REQUEST OF MY NOBLE GRANDSIRE, A LARGE STATUE, MADE OF GOLD, WILL BE RAISED IN MEMORY OF THE HEROIC SACRIFICE OF THE RATCATCHERS: THE NOBLEST ONES AMONG THE SMALLFOLK
>>221732197yes? the ratcatchers are a major plot point in the dance
>>221732209I don't see the problem with her aside from the edited accent they did in S1.
>>221732197>Nobody instead remember or even cares about Blood and Cheese. Not even Haelena
>>221730162>DAN WEISS: We were talking about breaching the Wall and trying to figure out what pieces we already had on the board without introducing new deus ex machina pieces. What was in the world already that could conceivably knock down the Wall? Just getting the Night King past the Wall didn’t do it; just getting the White Walkers past didn’t do it. You needed to get an army of a hundred thousand dead men past the Wall, which means a giant hole. We were racking our brains as to what could do that. Then we realized there would be something massive in the show—they weren’t massive at the time we thought of this—and that was the dragons. But getting a dragon north of the Wall was tricky.i hate dumb & dumber holy shit
>>221732236She's Chinese
>>221732197TOTAL RATCATCHERS VICTORY
>>221732240>have an iconic set piece akin to the Red Wedding>completely balls it up to the point that it's literally forgotten by everyone both irl and in universe Amazing
>>221732209Shes the self-insert of Hess, and probably shes also sexually attracted to the actress given shes a lesbo>>221732218>I heard his voice...the Great Horned Rat whispers in my ears what must be done
>>221732249I looked at her wiki page yesterday, I'm pretty sure she's japanese but raised in a european country (UK?)
>>221732247how is the wall coming down in the books?
>>221730309Is his breastplate folding like a shirt? LMAOOOOOOO
>>221732221Missed you dear Aemondcel ritual poster
>>221732272they sent the rats
>>221732262From the smallfolk's point of view, it never made sense that Blood & Cheese would be more important than the execution of ratcatchers. Helaena didn't do anything in the book that would justify the commoners suddenly loving her.
>>221730162the skaven should emerge and take over, both sides suck
>>221732272the same way. Zombie viserion. George told them the important bits. Thats why hes been rewriting TWOW since people didn't like anything about the ending
>>221732072What if Zelda was a girl?
>>221732271Shes a rare HAPA with the father asian instead of the mother
>>221732305>Zombie viserionit's been 7 years and everyday I still get reminded how shit it fucking was
>>221732305>the same way. Zombie viserion. George told them the important bits. Thats why hes been rewriting TWOW since people didn't like anything about the endingzombie viserion is ultimate retardation, just like hypersonic ice javelin and the rest
>>221732288Was it not known publicly that two interlopers murdered the king and queen's child? And I always thought they loved her because she did charity work, like Margerary, as I except would be relatively common of all the queens. And that her withdrawal from those responsibilities due to the murder of her child stirred the sympathies of the people
Why would Rhaenyra care about Ormund's smell autism
>RATCATCHERS STILL MENTIONED
>>221732303They would knee for the Rat-king Aegon II, slayer of ratchaters, friend of the murine people
>>221730624>>221730572holy shit, i had no idea. i must have facial blindness, if that's really a thing.
>>221732322they are gonna catapult poop into Tumbleton to draw Greens out
>>221732272possibly the Horn of Joramun>>221732305no, it's dumb & dumber bullshit >We were racking our brains as to what could do that. Then we realized there would be something massive in the show—they weren’t massive at the time we thought of this—and that was the dragons.
>>221732322She's a brapmaxxer and she takes it personally
>>221732288In medieval times the well-being of the king and his progenies was extremely important to the common folk. They were incredibly superstitious. The death of the prince by slicing his head off would be incredibly traumatic to them. Not only would they wouldn't have cared about the dumb ratcatchers, they would have probably grabbed their pitchforks and hunted them down themselves.The whole ratcatcher plot doesn't make sense whatsoever. It's solely done so Rhaenyra doesn't look bad and to transfer all the 'bad' onto Aegon.
>>221732288We're talking about named characters i.e nobles. Specifically Heleana and Alicent and maybe Rhaenyra since they went with her being all moral and suffering from the evil forced on her by men and shit.
>>221732329Sunfyre is actually dead, Rhaenyra will be swarmed and eaten by ratsscreenshot this
>>221732197Otto won
>Daeron if you want to join Team Evil and become King Chud, you need to murder or rape. The choice is yours.
>>221732319Yea that was book Haelena. But show Haelena is instead a recluded autismo girl that prefer bugs to people. So the whole rebellion will be framed as a mere anti-women incel uprising (with lot of rape ofc)
>>221732356No-furs at the bar-hole will never see it coming yes-yes.
>>221732322My only guess is that everyone around Rhaenyra knows that she is stinky. It's common knowledge. But Ormund doesn't know that, so Rhaenyra has a hidden advantage or something, I don't know.
>>221732356the rats are in kingslanding though? unless Aegon hangs all the ratcatchers in dragonstone
Bros i have a feeling that the ratcatchers plot will be important somehow. I just know it, they wouldn't spend two seasons setting it up otherwise.
>>221732386The rats are going to kill Helaena
>>221732372>So the whole rebellion will be framed as a mere anti-women incel uprising (with lot of rape ofc)They are definitely setting it to be Faith inspired religious rebellion
>>221732380Holy sexooooooo
>>221732383they are brought the idea of red keep cats in this ep, they will swim to get their revenge
>>221732372The death of Helena will be presented as the fault of the Greens, somehow, with the Blacks yet again blameless and unfairly being attacked by the populace (what would you have me do?)And yes, the rape goes without saying
If the Ironborn had allied with the Greens, they could still be following the Old Way today, just as the Drowned God would have wanted.
>>221730281Apart from the bosom pleasantries, I still don't get the real point of that scene, and that comes on top of being permanently confused by Olivia's doe eyes
>>221732407For Hollywood producers being religious = all about hating women and minorities
>>221732322She has uncontrollable farts during her period. This is a serious woman problem and these incel chuds around her waste her time with worthless shit like logistics and population governance instead.
>>221732407with rapes a lot of em
>>221732407tbf it was, the Shepherd etc, also partially progressive (Palehair), and partially opportunistic (Truefyre)
>>221732422No Aemond in two episodes so momcest enjoyers had to be thrown a bone.
>>221732414>all the cats from the boats and ships are now transported to kingslanding>all the boats are now free of catsRAT BROS?
>>221730243No, no, no!
>>221732438WE GOING INTERNATIONAL BABY!
>>221732437If there's no Aemond in the next episode, I'm going to...
>>221732369Was he a psychopath in the books as well? Or is HBO just doing everything they can not to create some sort of fan favorite Stannis type.
>>221731667>indians see an average woman and think she's fatlel
>Daeron, remind me, what are our words?>We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Andal children.>Good answer. And what is our objective?>Total Valyrian death, my lord.>Good boy.
>>221732339kek she will personall take fat dumps to contribute
>>221732495>>We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Andal children.Condal is so retarded he doesn't know Hightower are First Men. Where did GRRM find this moron?
>>221732478>fan favorite Stannis typehe's a terribly written mustache-twirling villain, making him more like ramsey bolton than stannis.
>>221732478you know the answer to that
>>221732512Actually Hightowers are from Great Empire of the Dawn.
>>221732495>Daeron, remind me, what are our words?>Rape, Murder, Death>Good answer. And what is our objective?>Rape, Murder, Death>Good boy.
>>221732516Women loved Ramsey Bolton
>>221732478HOTD characters in the books have barely a personality, given their stories are told by Masters history books.For all we know, Ormund was a loyal supporter of the green line, and Daeron under his tutelage as squire grow into a just and brave kid, worthy of the title "The Brave" as he was later known in historyOrmund being a religious fanatic and anti-targs is entirely made up for the show
>>221732512What about the Hightower women? Are they also First Men?
>>221732516Ramsay became a fan favourite after the stunt he pulled with twenty good men.
>>221730274By gawd that golden beast is fierce. Reincarnation of Sunfyre if i've ever seen one. How kind of Balerion to tutor him in the ways of battle.
>>221732512They are actually pre-First Men humans from the Empire of the Dawn, like the Dayne and maybe the Ironborn
>>221732495>Ormund naming the (((Targ)))this is going to get him canceled
>>221732417Acting against their best interests is ironshits defining trait and national pride.
>>221732516Both are played by some of the better actors in the show
>>221732534In another universe, we would have a full completed asoiaf novel series AND a dance novel series instead of a wiki book
Take the Patchface pill, Deep Ones and MERMAIDS not the Seven or DRAGONS ok?
>>221732536And the children?
>>221732529They did?
what in the fuck is Ormund's plan
>>221732437That was the one takeaway I got from that, indeed - especially with that cheeky, flirty smirk of Helena's
>>221732619place daeron on the throne and have gay sex with him every day after
>>221732609show Ramsey yes
>Ulf is forced onto a AA program>goes kill crazyYou know what, I get it
>>221732625Proof?
>>221732609we were shipping thramsay even before he appeared in the show>>221732619install daeron as king pushing a hightower agenda, similar to joffrey being a lannister shill
>>221732634hang out with women irl
is ormund really into daeron or is that just schizoposting agenda?
>>221732646>hang out with women
>>221732619overthrow the (((targs))) with his half-breed honorary andal ward
>>221732657for every thread hitting its limit there are atleast couple a dozen of pedo poststake a wild guess
>>221732657this entire turd of a show is schizoposting, anon
>>221732657Daeronpedos are the new Lukepedos.
>>221732534True, but there's a few events in the book that give insight on his personality - he was honorable, kind and generous to Daeron. While the Hightowers are indeed superior to Targaryens, all the rest is just cartoon villain shit. He didn't need to kill the sand nigger and he didn't need to go on an incel rant on how he hates women (albeit there's nothing wrong with that either).It's fine to even give him these characteristics, just do it gradually and make it have depth instead of giving him a mustache twirling dialogue while winking in front of the camera.
>>221730162hammer's wife is so ugly this series should be destroyed with nuclear fire
>>221732696>17>pedothat's legal in the entire civilzed world wtf>inb4 but the usaI said CIVILIZED
>>221732619>Trick the Blacks into letting their guard down thinking they've tied up all loose ends and the war is over apart from the Greens that literally didn't get the message yet>Take a city as a makeshift garrison >Give their allies time to rally around themI'm guessing there's also some plan to kill Aemond or something but the idea is just catch the Blacks with their pants down with a second wind.
>>221732698funny how the show was billed about picking a side but the greens are just cartoon villains now
>>221732706
>>221732529yeah, they visualize themselves as sansa getting raped and beaten by him. women are fucked in the head.
>>221732512South of the Neck literally everyone is highly mixed with Andal DNA and the Andals had a cultural victory over the whole continent. Westeros is a Andal world. Hightower's are literally patrons of the Andal faith and would definitely think of themselves as upholding Andal Knightly traditions.
>provide arms for the smallfolk>the smallfolk use those arms to kill themever more Black glazing
>>221732728tell that to israeltell that to iran lol
>>221732717The original plan was likely to wait for Aemond and ambush the greens with Vhagar or something, and have Aemond as king if Aegon really is dead. The whole Hightower supremacy pitch with Daeron is plan B after Aemond seemingly bailed from the cause, to get him to go along with it and convince him he is better fit to be king than his brothers.
>>221732778the blacks*
>>221732763Hightowers seem to me more like a hyper advanced house that just uses everything at their disposal. The Faith is there because it gives them more influence, but they are also highly scientific and dabble in magic. They remind me a bit of the Medicis
>>221732805>that just uses everything at their disposal.with an overreliance on rape
>>221732815There's nothing wrong with a bit of rape here and there. Trinkets on the garment of conflict, one might say.
The final scene of the show will be a time jump showing Daenerys resurrected and alive.
>>221732512There is no First Men or Andal distinction. It's literally a entirely united Andal-First Men ethnicity though total mixing over thousands of years. It's like asking an Englishman if he's a Briton or Anglo-Saxon. Not even the North is untouched by the Andals they just favour First Men more and hold to the old religion. So yes the Hightowers and literally any Southern House can and probabaly do call themselves Andal regardless of First Men origin.
I remember it being discussed years ago on here that the Hightower host with Daeron was taking its sweet time with their match in the books, purposely to allow the Greens and Blacks to beat each other to a pulp and then take over and install Daeron on the throne as an Oldtown puppet.Kind of with what the Starks/Arryns/Baratheon are doing in the Dance. Wait until the Targs are weak as shit and then install themselves as regents or in-laws to the king.
>>221732826You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war
>>221732841I will rape the evil out of you if you give me that chance.
>>221732220theres soldiers everywhere, someone could have heard the commotion and walked in
>>221732839Not the worst theory but it kind of undersells Rhaenyra's loyalists that *were* putting up a big fight in the Reach, raising multiple armies, ambushing the Hightower host, and actually slowing it downNot like Renly's host that fought no battles and took its time to hold tourneys
>look up daeron's deathlmao you can not be serious
>>221732861spoil it
>Ormund is le nazi temper tantrum fascist chud
>>221732877we know, women love him
>>221732877He's literally me then
Anyone else didn't get from that scene that Helaena is pregnant or just me?I'm watching Inside the episode and I just learned
>>221732871they don't know how he died and there's several theories
>>221732829she's at volantis at the end of season 8 so it's possible.do you think emilia clarke will be cast or they will take another actress ?
>>221732895I thought it was a possibility but I was sure it was Helly being angry at her for being too nice to Rhaenyra or something
>>221732860I mean the last battle of the war is about who gets to control the king, with Cregan and the Rivermen on one side wanting to control Aegon III, and the Baratheons on the other wanting to marry Aegon II. Cregan wins the battle and then takes over King's Landing and does his Hour of the Wolf "I'm actually loyal, I swear" shit, because getting politicsmogged by Tyland Lannister and the Peakes.
>>221732899Lets see some Kinovara too
>>221732805I definitely get the vibes they are religious/cultural Andal supremacists and not only out for themselves. Being tied to the faith for so long would influence them. It's just that they're using all the tools to bring down the Tragshits regardless if it's heretical. Like Cole aptly put it "We will fight dirty put with purity".
So is Ormund dying Daeron's hair?
>>221732857Then why are they not testifying at this sham of a trial?
>>221731418he has a dragon, you cunt
>>221732619Total V*lyrian death (aside good boy Daeron)
What is he thinking about?
>>221732960 hoooooly fuck
>>221732989>What is he thinking about?Getting his wife raped by Hightower bulls so he can watch.
>>221732971Yes. He can't stand the sight of his disgusting Targaryen hair and will only sleep with him once it's a dashing Hightower brown.
>>221732877womynfolk here. I quite liked him but for some reason the bath scene (makes him fruity) and the cartoonishly evil palpatine-esque "DO IT" peasant execution scene lost him aura points
>>221732962They're the most likely culprits behind at least least one High Septon's assassination because it was politically convenient.
>>221732973its not a trial
>>221732706Its not the same. Straight dudes loves 17 years old girls because they already look like adult women. Faggots dudes loves 17 years old boys because they still looks like kids
>>221731218Chuds can't be allowed to enjoy noble, honourable, virtuous characters.
>>221732805The original Hightowers may had become patrons of the new andal faith to ensure control and soft power over the newcommers. But after centuries of following this religion make sense the whole House is genuine full devoted
>>221732989Money. He reminds me very much of a upper echelon burgher parasite rather than nobility in his dress and manner. Scum of the earth that will evolve into the grasping and greedy Bourgeoisie.
>>221732861>>221732871>>221732898He didnt die, he was iniuried and Hide himself to recover until the war ended. But as the new order post-Dance needed to claim all male targs aside Aegon III were dead to impose peace, he was denounced as a impostor and forced to hide again, where de disappeared from history
>>221733025Daeron doesn't look like a child, the fake ftm tranny looks like a child but that's because she's a woman
>>221733090My headcanon is that he went to Harrenhal and raised his nephew together with mommy Alys.
>>221733006Maybe that High Septon posed a threat to the stability of the faith itself.
>>221733090Yes, he went to Easteros to join Laenor and Qarl in their open yet clandestine gay relationship
>>221733132How many gay Westerosi nobles live in Essos at this point?
>>221731290Left 3/10 wouldn't Right 6/10 would
>>221733130Only in the sense that Maegor threatened to burn Oldtown if said High Septon didn't stop preaching against his polygamous marriages.
>>221733172That seems extremely necessary.
>>221733157>laeron>qarl>daeron>alicent>rhaenyra>rickon>dickon>jon
>>221733194This show is becoming so unintentionally sexist that I'm starting to wonder if it's intentional
>>221733229>rickon>dickonI still see that margaery gif in my dreams
>>221732521>>221732551based connoisseurs
>>221733234It is. George's original intention was that men such as Daemon and Corlys were the brains behind the Blacks, Rhaenyra is merely the Arianne and Cersei of her time.
>>221733172He really should have done it anyway.
>>221733274Who was the Jaehaera of GoT?
>>221733280If Aenys had listened to Visenya none of that would have been necessary, she proposed two options that would have resolved the conflict with faith. The fire and blood option and the peace option with Aenys marrying his kids to the great Westerosi houses and stopping the incest. Aenys thought he could do neither and win, which is why we got King Maegor.
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>>221730554>why is his face so fat?Alpine phenotype.
>>221733298Myrcella, obviously.Wouldn't be surprised if Aegon VI decides to marry her.
>>221731047Same with rape™. Over and over.
>>221733003post tits with timestamp
>>221731394>the director has brain damageIt's simpler than that - it's a woman.
>>221730772What the fuck is this character? What does she want? Why did she give up her own kids to be killed? Why does she suddenly act sad at her treasonous father dying? Why is she buddybuddy with Rae and autism woman? Are we supposed to not care? Is she like a plant that they check in on every now and then, so we can rest assured she has no opinions and no plans to do anything?
>>221731916>Actors like samuel l jackson, will smith, keith david etc would of been greatYes, becuse we don't have enough niggers in this medieval European TV show.
