Book-accurate Rhaenyra editionPrevious >>221730162
Do the Hightowers feel in charge?
Why is the population of westeros like 60% Indian?
sex with daeron
>>221733401The Rhoynar are smarter and work harder than the lazy Andal smallfolk.
THE RATCATCHERS
If you're team green you are legitimately retarded at this pointAlso we finally got Nettles!
I remember reading some leak that said episode 4 was the worst and least interesting episode of what they had seen so far. Dunno who that was, but they have terrible taste, since this is the best episode of the season so far.
Why is Dameon's old whore advising Rhaenyra on matters of war?
Why does Tumbleton look like Dorne? It's basically in the middle of Westeros.
>>221733337>GEORGE R. R. MARTIN: It wasn’t easy for me. I didn’t want to give away my books. It’s not easy to talk about the end of my books. Every character has a different end. I told them who would be on the Iron Throne, and I told them some big twists like Hodor and “hold the door,” and Stannis’s decision to burn his daughter. We didn’t get to everybody by any means.>I told them who would be on the Iron Throneok, but the iron throne was destroyed when bran became king and daenerys was the last person to be and touch on the iron throne, so, what to think of that ?
>>221733429sex with fdaeron (male)ftfy
>>221733440what if I'm into hot men and not retarded women why would I be on the retarded women's side
>>221733401Because liberal arts majors tend to be left-wing
>>221733456She's the self insert for communism.
>>221733436FUCK RATCATCHERS!
finished watching AKOTSK and I can't wait for season 2. The only thing I didn't like was all the hits that Dunk took in the fight, it felt like I was watching an anime with all the hits and deep wounds that he managed to basically walk off
>>221733428ewww with fake daeron!
>>221733468There are no women on team green
>>221733497better
>>221733497Team Green is Team Rape after all.
>nekkid while changing clothes>knight suddenly barges indon't even bother to knock
>>221733509I would KILL this bitch for real Daeron
>>221733497That's uniroinically a merit.
>>221733512So after all the blacks are dead the men of team green must rape each other?
NGL I'm now pretty excited for the Zelda movie if his performance as Link is as good as Daeron
>>221733485Armor... Works?
>i'm so angry at you rhaenyra>so I'm going to continue fighting for you>and my son that you refused to legitimize will serve you personally>you can keep using my other other son as a dragonrider too despite not legitimizing him either>i'm also going to continue ignoring the fact that I think you cucked and killed my other son that you marriedThis is actually pathetic
>>221733337That plotline with Rhaena and Sheepstealer is so forced, the writers time and time again frustratingly showed Rhaenyra having restraint, she didn't even execute that guy who locked her in her room, there was no way to know if she would've ordered their deaths if Rhaenyra knew especially now that Daemon knows and has pull, they all acted somewhat out of character. I guess the writers didn't want Rhaenyra to be too powerful by having another dragon but I don't know how would that be the case because they made dragons canonically retarded because they would rampage if there's multiple of them in the battlefield. Like with luke, vhagar, sunfyre, maelys and sheepstealer.
>>221733526Rape is for victims. Daeron consents to sex with Ormund.
>>221733538It's called buck breaking, see what happened to Vaemond.
>>221733551>she didn't even execute that guy who locked her in her room,She literally did, you have to pay attention to what you watch
>>221733529I'm excited to see my prince again too
>>221733466>>221733466A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones is based on the Wars of the Roses, with fictional elements such as dragons, White Walkers, and magic added in, Characters and houses are based on combinations of historical figures and families; for example, Ned Stark / House Stark are based partly on the House of York and Scottish figures such as Robert the Bruce and William Wallace.Daenerys Targaryen is based on Henry Tudor/Henry VII, who returned from exile in France and Wars of the Roses,So GRRM didn't tell who won the throne, history did
>>221733560Vaemond should have been Rhaenyra's loyal dog for a few years before trying his little outburstShe will forgive Corlys this time after the favors he's done for her, but he won't be so lucky next time
>>221733456I dunno, but she ends up whipped to death.
>>221733456she's a terrible spymaster too, from the looks of it she has no pull with the smallfolk, she also has no 20 good men moment in tumbleton. they presented her as a cunning well connected individual in season 1 and yet she got btfo by larys at every turn.
>>221733485well, if you're wondering, in the books for that fight with aerion he does suffer the jousting lance wound, is knocked from his horse and takes a mace blow to the helm. from there he just wrestles Aerion down and beats him with his shield until he yields. There's no sword fighting, it's over very fast.>>221733533dunk takes a ridiculous amount of punishment in the show, he's basically healed by the next day just limping and bruised. that knife through the hand would be a fucking horrible injury. it's almost cartoonish how much punishment he takes.
damn she's fat
>>221733485Or Aerion still walking after that massive sword slice to the crotch
>>221733588There's no such thing as being whipped to deathIt's like saying someone was raped to death - it makes no sense, no one dies from p in v (or in daeron's case, p in a)
>>221733509she cute. pls never get on T.
will rhae rhae bring up the ratcatchers next episode?
>>221733619It's mandatory someone does every episode
I forgot Daemon was Rhaena’s father. I can’t remember the last time they were on screen together
>>221733598>unk takes a ridiculous amount of punishment in the show, he's basically healed by the next day just limping and bruised. that knife through the hand would be a fucking horrible injury. it's almost cartoonish how much punishment he takes.His wounds are survivable, but the speed of his recovery even though the masters gave up on him is the unrealistic part.I find Aegon's survival more hard to justify.
>>221733611Are you retarded?
>>221733563is he dead, kek i didn't know, she just said he could choose how he dies so I assumed she let him go fight in the front lines or something heroic later on.
>>221733646yes...Blackbro btw
>>221733611technically the injouries and bleeding caused in both cases can lead to infection and sepsis (hence death) and/or fatal blood loss but I think Ormund uses perfumed lube so on that front Daeron is safe
>>221733533Aemond would like to have a word. His was just for show and a small knife was able to defeat the Prince's combat amour.
>>221733648Chose how he dies is implied she allowed him to choose how to be executed.I GUESS it's possible he pulled a smart ass "old on my bed" and the executioner/Rhaenerya found it funny and allowed it.
>>221733627>rape attempt>"aegon hanged all the ratcatchers">alicent looks concerned>daemon tells mysaria to stfuyep it's hotd s3 time
>>221733640but the bacteria bro, people gave arya shit for surviving the canal with a stomach wound.
>>221733533he gets penetrated 6+ inches into the flesh with sharp objects multiple times, the lance wound he gets at the very start would alone kill a man in minutes but then he also gets stabbed deep in the thigh (twice, I believe) together with knife twisting and he gets smacked right in the head with a mace by horse riders 3-4 times. Oh and the palm of one of his hands gets fully penetrated by a knife as well. It was a bit much>>221733598it being over quickly in the books makes sense, I don't mind that they extended it in the series I just wish that they made the wounds a bit less over the top to be at least slightly realistic>>221733606true, that slash looked nasty
>>221733509Now imagine she a had a dick.
>>221733648>lets him choose how to die>"uhh id like to die of old age"get owned you fat idiot queen
>>221733669You're underestimating the damage a sharp blade in Strong hands can do.
>>221733646No. I've just never met anyone who has died from being whipped or raped to death
Nettles change is the most blatant change to show the showrunners fucking love the blacks it's not even subtle
>>221733700Nettles change is a blatant consequence of black Velaryons, not because they thought they want Daemon to look even better than Gurm wanted him to look.
>>221726419It probably started that way and it probably still is that in-universe but I've read some insane shit basically blaming everything that has ever happened on Maesters.Also damn the thread is moving fast
>>221733696We can easily change that honeybunsBend over
>>221733675Falling on a city cannal with multiple stabwounds in your belly is a 100% guaranteed sepsisTbh Dunk's wounds would also be a guaranteed infection. Maybe he could overcome it, but something would definitely infect, which is why i said that his survival could be believable, but he would have to spend at least 3 weeks fighting a fever.
As bad as this season gets, at least it's not a knight of the seven kingdoms
>>221733680>the lance wound he gets at the very start would alone kill a man in minutesShit i forgot about the lanceYeah he's not recovering from that.
The rape in this show is unironically getting excessive at this point. It’s like the ratcatchers all over again but with rape. What are the writers thinking?
>>221733721The problem with the idea of dragons dying being the consequence of magic leaving is that magic leaving follows the dragons leaving and magic coming back follows the dragons coming back, not vice versa. In the books people in Essos note that all sorts of magical things suddenly started happening after Dany's dragons were born, and the dragons are completely healthy when there are no maesters around.
>>221733721it was magic leaving for a short time, there are many tropes about this kind of events in fantasy books, considering in GoT dragons did return and in the show there was clear evidence of magic and multiple gods in the long night.
how long has it been since the battle of rook's rest? days? a week? a month?
>>221733717GRRM openly said Daemon is his fav targeryan, but he knew what subtetly was
>>221733337making Ormund evil is so unnecessary
>>221733771Is there actually any rape, or is it all just rape attempts and implied rapey tension that doesn't actually go through?
>>221733629he's a deadbeat dad lol and I'm not surprised, the kids don't even look like they're his. Laena was supposed to be 1/2 black yet her and daemon's kids look 100% black
>>221733803The only completed rape this season was when one of Cole's men raped a peasant girl.
I'm so glad that Aegon agreed to pretend to burn Rhaenyra so that she and Alicent could escape to Essos. What a beautiful ending to the show.
>>221733797but he's a Hightower!!!
>>221733816Trvke.
>>221733797Chuds can't be allowed appealing characters.It's Stannis all over again.
FORRR MY MIXED RACE DAUGHTERRFOR HER DEAD FIANCE WHO WAS ALSO MY WIFES SOOON
>>221730385Aemon and Jocelyn > *Alyssa and Baelon had two idiot sons.
>>221733538Just realized this is BMWW.....
>>221733640https://youtu.be/kOmyTiWWEpcThis ER doctor is pretty adamant that dunk would not recover from most of his wounds. He breaks down what organs were hit, talks about witnessing similar injuries in the ER and watching people die.
Good to see the Dry Devil acting in character
>>221733741Dunk is a big, tough guy, he's relatively well fed, especially recently, he has maesters looking over him (and even then they say it's hopeless and he's going to die) and generally is in the best situation possible in universe to survive his wounds.Arya is a small girl who spent a lot of her recent life as a beggar, gets multiple stab wounds to the historically most vulnerable to killing you by infection part of the body and falls into a literal sewer and then has to take care of herself alone, and is back in business quickly enough that it barely registers.We also don't know how long it has taken for Dunk to recover. I assumed there was some time between the trial and whenever the next episode takes place. I mean the rest of the family had to show up for the funeral so that's at least a couple of days.
>>221733696>I've just never met anyone who has died from being whipped or raped to death
>>221733814Seems more like a sidehustle for the girl.
>>221733806
>>221733834No wonder he had a caramel delight on the side
>>221733856kek
>Team multiracial cuck vs Team nazi rapistRiveting writing
>>221733783>>221733788That's not what I was talking about, it was about how Maester conspiracy against dragons is overblown beyond post-Dance era.In terms of magic I hold no strong opinion either way and honestly don't care because GRRM's magic is whatever he wants it to be at the moment by design.
Dragon pussy?
>>221733874Seemed bigger last ep.
>>221733835Dumb. He's not even taking into account that Ser Duncan was protected by the Seven.
>>221733850>>221733864Literally me
>>221733874Do you think they have drussy or a cloaca like Birds?
>>221733874damn bratty dragon. needs correction
>>221733874I dont know why i keep fucking up with that first fucking frame
okay but all jokes aside, what is the point of reminding the audience that aegon raped the ratcatchers over and over again? are they building up to something that involves rats?will Ormund avenge the ratcatchers? will Rhaenyra get mauled by rats and that's the reason in the show why she leaves kingslanding for dragonstone?
>>221733864What is he sniffing? The contents of Daeron's chamberpot?
>>221733864Why does he keep sniffing things? Is it perfume?
>>221733924Rat shit
What do icsh mean?
the comments on youtube clips are so funny man
>>221733924>>221733926Its actually rat-droppings
Lary's kind of forgot about the two horses he already had
>>221731993Great censorship mate.
Actually, I'm sorry. Larys kind of forgot about the FOUR HORSES he already had and could have brough to Rook's Rest to sell or barter for passage to Essos
>>221733946No saddles
>>221733918It's just to set up the toxo catfag Rhaenyra subplot
>>221733892The Gods favour a legit mf
>>221733961retard
I thought Otto was the one to bring the cats to the red keep?
>>221733958No need, I have a (single) pouch of coins I can immediately get out and wave infront of unscrupulous strangers
Why are the Tyrells irreverent
>>221733979DEI
What are the chances that Corlys did the graffiti or at least paid some guys to do it?
>>221733983they are enlightened centrists during the dance
>>221733981Couldn't believe it when he did this twice in the same episode
>>221733981kekit really is amazing how thoughtless the writing of this show is
>>221733892>The Seven>Not being the most fake religion in all of ASOIAFNo prophets, no divine oracles/messiahs, no divine intervention stores. It's just a book proclaiming a god with 7 aspects. There's no stories of miracles or anything. It has no Jesus figure, no Moses figure. Meanwhile, be it magic interpreted as divine or the actual divine>Red god resurrecting people>Red God actually responding to sacrifices in his name immediately, Victarion burns slaves for the red priest he just met, his wound is healed instantly and his ships are granted favorable winds>Weirwood trees literally letting people time travel, look through eyes of raven's in real time to spy, whispering to people like a network, people connected to them can warg into animals>Faceless men who follow the many faced god can change their face with one swoop of the handyeah, I'm thinking the faith of the seven is the worst religion in westeros, the drowned god is likely more real than it, being a giant kraken with magic.
>>221733946Draft horses are very hard to ride especially without saddles. Did he condemn all of the ravens to starve to death in there though?
>>221733983They keep low profiles because they're upjumped stewards who only rule the Reach for 130 years.
>>221733806>uses children as weapons>hiding behind civilians>preaching hatehe is a fundamentalist terrorist and chuds are saying /ourguy/ lol
the aegon plot is going drag on like daemon's plot last season.
>>221734016I was actually wondering this, is there ANY miracle/magic attributed to the Seven ever?Asking Bookfags.
>>221734040>>uses children as weaponsbased>>hiding behind civiliansfucking based>>preaching hateholy fucking basedhe is /ourguy/
>>221734016>No prophets, no divine oracles/messiahs, no divine intervention stores. It's just a book proclaiming a god with 7 aspects. There's no stories of miracles or anything. It has no Jesus figure, no Moses figure.kys lorelet
>>221734031But for some reason they are the Mad Kings biggest supporters during Roberts Rebellion?
>>221734016Piss off Stannis. I'm not joining your foreign goatfucker religion. The Seven show themselves in Knighthood and building a superior anti-slavery civilisation.
>>221734057ser duncan's trial of the seven is the best example
I know west of Westeros is a meme, but what is further North and South? The books imply you can sail to Ashbai from the iron islands. But is the topology spherical or is it a cone?
>>221734040>uses children as weaponsSource?>hiding behind civiliansSource?>preaching hateBased
>>221734056At least those two still have a role in the plot. Alicent at this point literally has nothing left, she is a nonentity nowNOTHING she will do going forward will change anything
>>221734016Based and melpilled
I skipped multiple scenes in this past episode.
How many of Rhaenyra's subjects are literate?
>>221734095She still has the "goes crazy after all her children die and rips off all her clothes" arc
>>221734116what is with the random concord symbol?
>>221734098>>221734016was it ever explained what the literal shadow demon she satanically gave birth to (to pick a lock?) was
The idea that the work camp at Rook's Rest is going hungry and none of them have tried to chop up and eat the dragon is laughable.
>>221733771It's just safe-edgy and cheap shock value at this point. Shoehorned and half-assed but no actual rape beyond failed attempts. Feels mundane and just wastes screentime while the episodes are full of off-putting hard cuts.They should've just committed to a rape scene à la Sopranos style and gotten their message over with.
>>221734122no idea, also the text seems like a stencil.
>>221734095She is like that NPC you always run into hoping she has more dialogue but she always says the same stuff since 4 bosses ago.
why don't the greens send these 3 men to take out rhaenyra?
These fucking writers are so retarded>Can't do a simple plot about how Aemond is wounded, thus not being able to join Cole's/Ormund's army. Instead he MAGICALLY disappeared woOoOo. Gotta keep projecting that he's scared and ran away despite having the largest dragon with the most dragon fighting experience.>The plot DEMANDS that Daemon find Rhaena so Caraxes just flies him there directly. No sighting, no chase sequence, nothing just right on the doorstep.>Rhaenyra is incapable of dumbing down orders so that Ulf can understand. Just tell that fat fuck that they are currently at war and he's not allowed to go to the tavern. Once the war is over, then he can go back to his drinking buddies.And the whole thing with Ormund and Daeron. Jesus Christ. Forget the Tumbletown logic nonsense, this nigger is just a fucking retard. Does this nigga even know what he's fighting for?>Hates dragons, can't possibly win without one and he's fighting so that a "Pure" Targaryen can take the throne as opposed to a bastard.>Hates the idea of a woman being on the throne meanwhile Alicient was widely known for ruling in Viserys' stead due to his age.>Preaches superiority of the Faith as well as Hightower "people". Entire history is getting sacked by Ironborn, Dornniggers, and other Reach houses.Surely he's talking about the Andals and the Seven right? Oh wait, the Hightowers descend from the First Men and had to accept the Andals' religion. Some superiority.
>>221734116>bastards*bastard now, singular
>>221734138Someone probably died and died of burnt stomach or something.
>>221734116Corlys wrote that
>>221734164One of them is dead and one is no longer a man.
>>221734122>>221734148Colors of house STRONG
>>221734167it seems like all of these shows start off good, with a budget, and then somewhere around season 2 every character becomes stupid
>>221734116Maybe it's an ad for a back-alley abortion clinic
>>221734116Don't they mention that in the episode? That there's only so many people it could be since the vast majority can't read?
>>221734164>I'm putting together a team...a rape teamAlso the guy on the left there's no proof of rape
>>221734071That's because the Targaryans were the ones who upjumped them. Without the Targs, the Tyrells have no claim to Highgarden and a lot of powerful bannermen who could overthrow them.
>>221733864This is a pomander. As you can tell by its shape resembling a fucking apple. Dumb anon thinking his vinaigrette in earlier episodes was a pomander. Dumb, dumb anon.
>>221734164better yet, send their aggrieved wives
Why did Rhae Rhae leave her small council on Dragonstone. She says "they betrayed me" but what is she referring to?
>>221734187>what is dead may never die but rapes again harder and stronger
>>221734233consented to her lockup
>>221734233>but what is she referring to?Mayhaps their incompetence and not being able to do anything?
>>221734187>he thinks Garrick was actually gelded and maimedAll part of the performance, lad. A Hightower would never harm his own.
>>221734164I still can't believe they suddenly turned Ironrod a rapist in under 3 minutes and in the same episode he was executed all so Rhaenyra stays immaculate and Alicents selfish treason covered up.
>>221734244What would you have them do?
>>221734233They couldn't tell her what they would have her do.
Has Rhae Rhae dropped a >What would you have me do?!?This season?
>>221734116>>221734122It's House Strong.Hopefully it's intended to say that the bastards are from House Strong instead of it being Strong supporters.Surely they won't be that stupid
>>221734277Larys left 20 good men in KL to paint graffitis and said it was to support the Strongs.
>>221733806If Ormund has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Ormund has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Ormund, then I am against the world.
>>221733600still WOULD
>Sam Neill is dead so “that’s TAOOBA” will never be the same again
>>221734057No, not a single miracle or bit of magic is associated with them, no provable/supernatural divine intervention either. They actually shun magic. It's basically a cultural tool for structuring society.>>221734068nothing I said is wrong.>>221734131It's just shadow magic using Stannis life essence to do a single task, which was assassinate Stannis brother Renly.Red God:>Resurrection>Shadow assassins>visible prophecies in the flamesOld Gods:>Greensight/Weirwood visions>WargingMany Faced god:>changing your face/appearance to basically a new person, heavily implied using the identities of the deadDrowned god:>Weakest of them all, but a character named Patchface in the books drowned and was resuscitated, he became a retard but basically sings and talks about things that are real prophecies Worth noting there's other magic in the show, the dragon dreams that are like weirwood visions but more cryptic. Glamor magic like the ruby melisandre wears, stannis also has one on his sword that makes it glow, making it a fake lightbringer. Few other people use glamor to change their look entirely in some of the other books/stories. But yeah, the faith of the seven is fake as shit.
>>221733600Good.
So, Hightower soldiers were white but tumbleton family were immigrants? This feels forced.
>>221734057Ser Duncans trial in the show.In the books, the seven are just a mashup of other gods. Like most obvious is The Stranger is probably the same Diety as the Many-Faced God, being an anonymous death God. Rh'llor has similarities to The Warrior.
Alys and Jenny of Oldstones are a part of the lesbian witch conspiracy started by Rhaena at Harrenhal because Jaeharys ignored Aerea's claim.
>>221734085>NorfEndless ice >SoufGigantic continent with lovecraftian ruins, giant apes, dinosaurs, niggers
>>221734329The drowned god is a vestige belief system of the fishy sea peoples from the Shadow that once landed on Westeros; this culture is likely the same culture that taught the Valyrians their craft. Ironborn just lost the magic.
>>221734337Not everyone is white; most people are brown or black. White people make up just 15% of the world’s population but have been responsible for 50% of the world’s troubles.
>>221733436THE MOST SACRED INSTITUTION
>>221734329>nothing I said is wrong.All of it is
>>221734377But westeros is mostly white
>>221734386The only real miracle of the Seven was Cock o' the Moon.
>Greens raped in humiliation rituals>Ormund is a weird autist chud >No Maelor so we just sacked Tumbleton for reasons >Rhaenettles>Helaena ends up killing herself not out of grief at a lost son but because she's too autistic to be trapped into a room with Alicent Why is Hollywood so uncreative? Why do they always think they can do better but end up always making something worse?
>>221734382And on the 3rd day the Ratcatchers will rise once again.
>>221733337Rhaena is the first crack head Targaryen.
>>221734337ICE raids anon>>221733864Along with Alicient telling the fat whore usurper that Ormund doesn't like smellz, I bet the show is going to have her do some non-lethal method of getting the Greens out of Tumbleton. Can't have her killing people, gotta think about the good folk out there.
Season 3 better than 2? I liked season 1.
>>221734397nah it just looks that way to white people
>>221733771Daeron and Aegon next
>>221734298am i supposed to believe ormund has been andrew tateing and abusing daeron for all these years and somehow alicent never caught on and rescued daeron from him?he never thought to tell her>hey mom ormund does bad things to me and chokes me calling me a filthy tainted targaryen slut???
>>221734415The rape continues
Why greens like to rape so much?
>>221734410They'll tell Ulf to drop bags of rat droppings into the city from dragonback, this doubles as another humiliation for him and a reason to go rogue.
So why is Baratheon cucking out?Does he enter the battle in the book?
>>221734016>You forget the Drowned God.
Bros... What if... Instead of Rhaneyra getting killed by Sunfyre... She will get RAPED to death? A bit of a shocking twist wouldn't you say?
>>221734441Later on he joins the battles
>>221734432Do you have any idea how abuse works?
>>221734441He is literally too stupid to read
>>221734437Are there redeemable scenes at least that makes it worth watching?
>>221734446We've already discussed this. There's no such thing as being raped to death
>>221734438It's not even a meme anymore, every fucking episode there's green rape, just to remind us that they are the bad guy
>>221734438Rape is good. Rape works. Rape clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit
>>221734467Larys and Aegon's wacky adventures seemed nice.
Alys and Jeyne were qt in this episode.
>>221734488
>>221734488>JeyneImagine if her dog accidentally fell through the moon door haha
>>221734467Anything with Ormund and Aegon is kino. The rest is skip.
>>221734410>ICE raids anonDo you think the writers will try to slide in some semi-related excuse as to why Westeros became less multiracial over time, or just ask you to suspend disbelief with it like when they re-casted Gregor Clegane and Daario Nahaaris.
>>221734472But... What if... Would certainly subvert expectations don't you think?
How much meat does one dragon need daily?
>>221734116
>>221734527Depends if they eat like tigers or snakes.
>>221734167Why are so many posters talking as if Hightowers are Andals again? They're first men.
>>221734513Blackfyre rebellion was actually a cover for a race war because Bittersteel was a chud who hated Rhoynar and Summer Islanders.
>>221734553Amazing
>>221733401White genocide
>>221734577But Blackfyres are black when you look at HotD characters.
Are they gonna get divorced over Rhaena?
>>221734167People are going to defend Rhae Rhae for that move even though it was retarded, even for her. >Hey Ulf, I know you like drinking and are a good propaganda tool for a growing population that hates me, how about we get a Kingsguard and some Gold Cloaks to accompany you to your favourite tavern, drinks on us >Great idea, Your Grace, this will quell the anti-Targaryen sentiment in the castle!
>>221734513>Browns get deportedOnly flaw is that the blacks "win" so you can't have deportation be successful.
>>221734527Probably not as much as you think.The amount that a massive dragon like Balerion or Vhagar would need is completely unrealistic/impossible unless there's some magick explanation that makes them not need to eat as much as their size would require.
>>221734593If someone has white hair and no Blackwood blood he's white to me.
>>221734603>drinks on usBut the Lannisters TOOK 'ER MONEYZ!
I'm glad they finally reverted back to the type of episodes that made S2 so great. Who need things happening when you can fill the runtime with nothing?I had a blast! An amazing return to form!
>>221734474There really isn't a good team and a bad team. There are good people and bad people on both sides, and really what matters is the sovereign/elite circle of each side.The Starks were universally considered the good guys in ASOIAF, and yet the Bolton were on their side and were arguably the most evil house in Westeros.
>>221734596Rhaena should've just gone home and apologized to Rhaenyra. There's no way she would've killed her or even done anything major to her, especially since it was an accident.
>>221734642Don't forget that the population is supposedly starving. I hope nobody gulps down this drink that is all grain calories.
>>221734642That barley she stole from the nobles?If only there were some way to turn it into beer and give to the tavern again, as a propaganda tool Oh wellYas queen slay
>>221734441Hes both afraid of Dragons and wants to show up later akin to Tywin in Robert's Rebellion to take the spoils with minimal efforts. He did the same in the book and honestly is the exact same strategy of Lady Arryns and Cregan Stark
>>221734659Just say Daemon killed the rider and then Rhaena claimed the dragon. IS IT THAT HARD? HOW WOULD ANYONE KNOW?
>>221734553stop blaming blacks for white-on-white crimes
>>221734680but Rhaena is supposed to be in Essos with the kids, not at the Vale
>>221734654>were arguably the most evil house in WesterosIt is funny how comic book level evil they are. First house you would purge immediately if starks had brains.
Why the fuck did they have all those actions scenes in the episode 4 trailer if none of it was going to happen in the episode? it was still a good episode but I feel mislead.
>>221734432I mean she sent him off to Oldtown and doesn't know anything about either of them. Why would Daeron even think she'd care?
>>221734712They're just the Slytherins of the north just like Wyls are the Slytherins of the south.
>>221734704Maybe the dragon just went there. There are no smartphones, you can just say everything! Hell, you can already do that today.
>>221734659It felt like Rhaena didn't go back out of shame more than anything. She can't forgive herself and doesn't want to ask Rhaenyra for forgiveness.
>>221734712MUH LEAL BANNERMENMUH TRADISHUNMUH ONNER
aagghh...
>>221734659She abandoned Rhaenyra's younger kids (currently both MIA in Essos) She was tasked to take care for to chase a wild Dragon and later together they accidentally helped in killing Rhaenyra's favorite firstborn sonIn any other situation she would be executed for both treason and incompetence. But show Rhaenyra is so passive she would somehow get away from all of these faults with easd
This new queen seems pretty cruel
>>221734715Because they knew the actionfags like >>221734648 wouldn't want to watch it if there's no violence or rape
>>221734553Socioeconomic factors strike again
>>221734726The problem is that Rhaenyra will eventually send for her children and somebody will tell her that Rhaena abandoned them, which will arouse suspicion.I don't know why I'm defending the show, the whole thing is retarded.
>>221734527As much as the plot requires
>You cant drink with your sleezy friends anymore
Why didn't Rhae Rhae ask her great and revered Mistress of Whisperers to find out who put the graffiti up instead of sending Uncle D's deathsquad?
>>221734810>Gets sent to AA>Starts murderingHonestly fair
>*King begins licking shit from a peasant's boot*Wonderful show writing! All hail King Aegon II, second of his name, king of the so on and shit licker of the seven kingdoms!
>>221734816She is just not that smart or good
>>221734816Because she has something much better in mind with her.
>>221734810why is he such a cunt to ulf>just be my slave and possibly die for me>no you can't drink with your friends anymore>a reward? um..... uh......
I think he would go far, but it would be Ivar who managed to sit on the throne.
Are they gonna make Daeron be a bastard son of Cole?
>>221734788Don't wanna defend anything, but action is all the show has going since all dialogue heavy scenes are retarded and make every character frustratingly dumb.
>>221734822Why does this nigga have poopoo all over his feet? Was he wading through the shit trench?
>>221734822I wish a hot girl would make me do this while she makes out with a guy
>>221734810That was bullshit, I would rebel too
>>221734822They have to bring him to rock bottom to to make his comeback all the sweeter
>>221734810What was Ulf's friend guilty of? Was it rape?
>>221734893Since Ulf will switch to the greens, yes, he was probably raping
>>221734841Well it's not like Ivar is going to stand on the Iron Throne now is it
>>221734847It's the pseudo middle-ages. Everything and everyone is dirty and shit-covered.
>ynr jaehaerys targaryen
>>221734918
Ormund dead next episode.
>>221734553kek
>>221734945>Ormund dead next episode.Hope he'll end up in a pile of shit first.
>Ormund: "We are superior" (Villain)>Daemon: "We are superior" (Wholesome chungus supportive husband)Black bias is unmatched
>Daeron is a Targ race supremacist, this makes him cool and our hero>Ormund is a First Men race supremacist, this makes him evil and a villain
>>221733850insane aura
>>221734945Is that actually true?
>>221734810she wasn't wrong. greens could just kill this guy in whatever shitty tavern he isn.
Ulf really should have said that they were friends since childhood and how he'd be wrong to not show them loyalty for all the help they've given him over the years and how such boons would look to the rest of the smallfolk
>alicent just ignores blood and cheese You would think that could cause some tension
>>221734553Its always those closest to you who you least suspect
>>221735001ratcatchers are important in this show than jaehaerys
>>221735001Alicent just straight up doesn't care about her male children and neither does Helaena
Rhaenyra is so frustratingly dumb. On one hand she understands she has to placate the smallfolk, but on the other hand she antagonizes all the people she depends on.
>>221735001The writers forgot that happened and so did the characters
>>221735038>Rhaenyra is so frustratingly dumb.Nothing that a good raping doesn't fix
>>221735001prince jaehaerys was a moid. she don't care about them scum
>>221734971Ormund is an Andal, otherwise on point
I'm just here for the ratcatcher references at this point
>>221735001>rhaenyra and alicent hate each other in fire & blood>what if we told the same story but they liked each other instead? and were the main characters?It was doomed from the start
How did Alicent get so fat? It's actually distracting how fat she is now
>>221734810It's retarded that she's so mean to him. Also why the fuck can't she give a castle to Hugh and him? There surely must be a few minor lords who can be dispossessed for treason whose castles can be given to the dragonseeds.
>>221735067a lot of attempted rape victims put on weight afterwards to make themselves less of a target
>>221735001th-that didn't happen!
>>221733864so if someone in his general vicinity farts does he pass out or he straight up dies?
>>221735056weren't the hightowers descendents of the first men?
>>221734167oh, so they’re the serbians of westeros
>>221735038>On one hand she understands she has to placate the smallfolk, but on the other hand she antagonizes all the people she depends on.Most accurately written female character
>>221735082if it's daeron he will gladly inhale the particles
>>221735087Yes, or some pre-First Men race if the Great Empire of the Dawn theory holds.
>>221735067the rats were wrongfully blamed for the food shortages
>>221733983Because their current lord is like five years lord and his regent possesses a feeble body of a woman
>>221735080>to make themselves less of a targetMore there's more mass? The target is literally larger
>Stop raping, Ser.
>>221735038like ↄorlys the ↄuck who is still serving her after having a tantrum last episode?
>>221734098luv Melisandre
>>221735056>>221735100>>221735087the hightowers claim their lineage from the great empire of dawn just like the daynes. but ormund probably has Andal blood in him.
What? I'm just breaking balls. Come on, it's a joke. We're all friends here.
>>221735109Their lord was a pro-green chud that conveniently died just before Viserys. His heir is barely a toddler so lady Tyrell pulled a Lysa Arryn and refused to take a side, while letting the Tyrell bannermen to join whoever they wanted
Honestly Ormund had a reasonable crashout considering the news were "you're screwed, we're screwed, it's so over lol"
>>221735001>Rhaenys murders hundreds, possibly thousands of peasants, merchants and nobles - not mentioned even once, nobody cares>Aegon kills a dozen ratcatchers who were responsible for the heir to the throne's demise - mentioned every episodeIt's best not to look for consistency in the writing
>>221734810How is this even acceptable, she essentially imprisoned him. Drinking and going into a city is perfect legal. This is Westeros not Essos. A man can do what he likes and go where he likes when he's off-duty.
>>221734071That's 150 years later. Less people hold grudges after 280 years than 130 years. Also there was a clear Targ to support rather than two. Tyrells just did their duty as vassals.
Caraxes is so cool brosGenuine 10/10 design
Killing ratcatchers is bad but killing sheep herders is not
>>221735222Valyrians were actually themselves shepherds so this is in fact just an industrial dispute
>>221735222I mean, Daemon is the one black character who is allowed to do evil (or be fun in general), so I appreciate that, though its a stupid fucking plan
>>221735038She’s been relatively nice to them, if anything. Aemond, and Daemon would’ve threatened to kill most of those people instead of asking them to be a little patient in a critical transition period.
>>221735203naah he's too skinny. There is no way this noodle ahh dragon could take on Vhagar
>Here Rhaenyra I killed Sheepstealer's rider here's his head>Okay, so who is this? >Uhhhhhh.....*walks away*
>>221735267Destroy the neck and vaghar dies even if he wins the fight itselfCaraxes is fast, he just need to land a couple of bites
>>221735284>dex build dragon
>>221734438IT IS THE WILL OF THE GODS
>>221735222wow I actually didn't even put it together that's who he killeddamn I'm a fucking retarded
I was thinking about dropping the show, but all the rape and rat jokes in here are worth watching this bullshit.
How soon will he comment on HOTD after it ends
>>221735267>ahhFuck off.
"Moreover, Ryan assured me that we were not losing Prince Maelor, simply postponing him. Queen Helaena could still give birth to him in season three, presumably after getting with child late in season two. That made sense to me, so I withdrew my objections and acquiesced to the change."From GRRMs deleted blog post
>>221735337>rats squeaking in the ruined model of ValyriaWhat could it mean?
>>221735304
>>221735359This symbolism becomes 2deep4me.
>>221735341I'm willing to bet the "this is no longer my story" was over ormund and daeron being toxic lovers
>>221735341>2019 was 20 years ago
>>221735359That the dream of resurrecting the glory of Old Valyria is doomed to fail, it is a ghost town fit only to house rats.
The cats will catch the rats, but who will catch the cats?
He comes....
>>221735420The dragons
>>221735420catratchers
>>221734759Rhaena is a piece of shit and her trying to guilt trip Daemon is awful.
>>221734016faith militant, kill this guyBY THE SEVEN, A MIRACLE!
MAKE A NEW THREAD before I piss myself
>hightower soldiers described as "nazis entering france"kek
Would you look at that another episode where literally nothing fucking happens. Why do I even bother?
>sunfyre returns>aegon looking up at his beautiful dragon returned>Sheepstealer takes a chunk out of sunfyre>pisses on the coarpse>flys offWhatchu gonna do about it crackers
>>221735522>>221735522>>221735522>>221735522
>>221735267Caraxes pretty much did a kamikaze attack on Vhagar's neck with all his weight and dragged her to crash on the lake, where she died drowning
>>221735422with zero rapists among his camp, of course.
>>221735422Wasn't the text flipped originally?
>>221733721>basically blaming everything that has ever happened on MaestersThe Maesters are poisoning the dragons because they are euphoric about their own intellect. They are deliberately trying to kill off all magic from the world so that their sciences could reign unopposed.
>>221733918>okay but all jokes aside, what is the point of reminding the audience that aegon raped the ratcatchers over and over again? are they building up to something that involves ratsBackstory for why the Red Keep has cats in the GoT times. Probably also some dumb fucking allegory for trouble brewing underneath the "peace".
>>221734187>one is no longer a manYou will never not be a male
>>221735267>Uhh there's no way that dumb looking dog could kill a wolf it's too skinny!
>>221734619There's no way 7 year old Drogon is bigger than 80 year old Caraxes
>>221733904Do you use Shutter Encoder?
>>221733864When you smell dat Og Hightower Kush