Cute and canon editionPrevious >>221733337
aaagghh
>>221735542>mfw yet another green is either openly or secretly pro rape
Who will become the fourth band member next episode?
I liked Daeron
Didn't watch the episode yet, is there anything good about it? Does it follow the source material?
>>221735522I'm building a team
>>221735565They had Rhaenyra bring 100 cats to the Red Keep instead of Otto
>>221735565>is there anything good about it?The rapes, and the rats
>>221735565Ormund is based
>>221735574Just a 30 year old mother with her 30 year old daughter
He comes....
>>221735565source material?
Please give my queen some new fits.
>>221735581Add Robert or Stannis
>>221735567kek
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
>>221735574BROTHEL QUEENS
>in line at Dunkiccino this morning>38 year old Mexican Indian woman in front of me >start grinning, cough loudly, start rubbing my hands>yell out “I’LL HAVE WHAT I’M HAVING!”>she freezes, people start grabbing their orders and shuffling out of the room, mom covers her child’s eyes>counter closes early>rape her right there>coffee was okAnd it’s only Monday menbros!
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold or a coat of redA lion still has clawsMine are long and sharp, my lordAs long and sharp as yoursAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hear"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearand so he spoke(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere(But now the rains) weep o'e
>WHY DON'T HE WANT ME MAN!
>>221735562that tower was too high
>>221735565>Does it follow the source material?Pretty sure they're just making shit up now. I mean weren't the hightowers supposed to be attacking tumbletown instead of defending it?
>We cant have Ormund be too based>Lets make him race supremacist and a religious zealot>Oh also make him force an "innocent" t*rg murder a manSeriously, knowing the writers of s2 managed to get paid (again) to write another dogshit like this hurts.
You will never be a King. You have no penis, you have no Blackfyre, you have no mandate. You are a bpd woman groomed by your uncle and Bloodraven into a crude mockery of Targaryen exceptionalism.All the “loyalty” you get is two-faced and self-serving. Behind your back your subjects mock you. Your sons are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “council” laughs at your impotent attempts at bravado behind closed doors.The lords are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of Westerosi tradition have allowed lords to sniff out bitch nigga monarchs with incredible efficiency. Even female dragonriders who “slay” look overcompensating and impotent to the nobility. Your weak and feeble body is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get one of your dykey sex trafficked handmaidens to kiss your ass, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your incredibly retarded foidbrained political decisions.You will never be respected. You wrench out a fake smirk every single morning and tell yourself you're the rightful heir to the Seven Kingdoms, but deep inside you feel the neuroticism creeping up like a weed, ready to crush your reign under the torrential downpour of a thousand thousand woman moments.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll give up your crown, abdicate the throne, flee to Dragonstone, and get eaten by Sunfyre. Your sons will find your bones in dragonshit, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with their incompetent mother who brought their entire dynasty to ruin and killed every one of their dragons. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your real title, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a female usurper is buried there. Your bones will crumble and the dragonshit will fertilize the earth, and all that will remain of your legacy is a footnote in Westerosi history that is unmistakably a Princess.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Aegon would have allowed Ulf to drink with his buddies
>>221735634This is what Aegon's america looks like...
>>221735645>the blackest of treacheries
>>221735567By the power of Greenskull
>>221735662Aegon would have joined him at the tavern, paid for the drinks and all
>>221735654>Lets make him race supremacist and a religious zealotThis makes him even more based tho.
>>221735581Would Daemon Blackfyre and Bittersteel count?
>>221735623Stannis is literally a race traitor that follows a goatfucker religion. His addition would make no sense.
>>221735663No, usurpers get the shaft
>>221735683No? Daemon is literally as much of a targ as Daeron in terms of blood, he simply changed his nameHis sigil is still a dragon, he's a targshitter like any other targshitter that ever targshitted
>>221735679He would’ve laughed at the graffiti too
>>221735683They never do.
What are the biggest lore changes from book to show so far this season?
>>221735682Not when he winces like a bitch to a little baby dragon after he yells out his manifesto.
>Yo cracka, ya got some stuff?
how did none of the other hundreds of people in the keep suggest getting cats the past few months, however long ago it's supposed to bewould Aemond kill them with ninja stars or something?
>wake up>have to skip like 4 archived /got/swtf
God I fucking hate that last Ormund scene so much, the part about him being racist against targs was ok but making him execute the innocent because deep down all greens are pro rape is so fucking stupid
>>221735714Still hates Targs though and wants to kill them
I skipped all the scenes that I didn't deem worth watching based on the characters in itI only watched maybe 7-9 minutes of the showany other speedrun chads? how much did you watch
>>221735736She'd suck a dick for bread
>>221735739The ratcatcher lobby brainwashed generations into not thinking about cats.
>>221735704Baratheon seed overwriting t*rg genes is an established fact in asoiaf, making Baratheons the ultimate t*rg removers.
Rhaenyra has every reason to kill Rhaena even we put aside she KILLED her son.
>>221735744Ormund is just like Ned if one thinks about it
>>221735736so that's a crack ho
Why didn’t Alyssa go visit Helaena in her dreams and eat her pussy out?
Using human shit for farming seems like a bad idea desu. Wish we got scenes of Aegon puking in a shit trench LMAO
>>221735565>Didn't watch the episode yet, is there anything good about it? Does it follow the source material?I'd like to know some spoilers also, as I'm thinking I'll wait to watch (and FF thru) this series once it's over. I've watched the first two episodes and thought they were shit.
>>221735704>race traitor What? The shadow assassin?Grasping at straws.>follows a goatfucker religionThe Goatfucker religion comes with superpowers while the 7 don't (and are also foreign).
>>221735742but the show is shit so it's literally 4 threads of people memeing about rape (hetero) (and gay)
Who’s head was it
>>221735777Yeah, if Ned emotionally abused Jon by telling him "you're just like rhaegar" to manipulate him to kill innocent farmers
>>221735750It's targ on targ violenceThey want to be the targs on the throne
First for death to Sheepstealer
>Getting naked to assert dominanceBased
>>221735750>Still hates Targs thoughNo.
>>221735627A Storm of Swords was so fucking /lit/ bros...
>>221735565Every single change they make (and they make many all the fucking time) is always retarded and makes me cringe.
>The rapecatchers, Aegon
>>221735766Baratheon's are a unofficial Targaryen cadet house. I think you mean Argella Durrandon seed wiping out original Targaryen-Baratheon traits. But in any case Stannis doesn't deserve to stand with those Seven praising Andal Chads.
I can't wait for Leyton Chadtower to fucking nuke Euron's fleet using the comically large laser weapon mounted on top of the High Tower bros
>>221735808that sheepherder guy he glanced at during the end of the scene
>>221735613See>>221735823
>>221735800The actual goatfucker religion is practised in Qohor and they are hostile to the Red Priests.
Is Daeron's hair dyed or not?
>>221735742>wake up>have to skip like 4 archived /got/sThe show is trash and thus the generals are trash also, there's nothing here except the same lame memes and people bitching about how shitty the show is.
>>221735682Amateur writers, please understand.
>>221735867Why are there Tyrells there? The Hightowers don't like them, nobody likes them
SexWith Ormund
>>221735883it'll go back to it's natural white after Ormund is done with him
>>221735736book accurate rhaena btw
>>221735866The Durrandon seed raping the valyrian weak sauce genes is literally canonical and a major plot pointAfter all, it's the dinasty that once challenged the gods and won
>>221735867>hightower>supremacyThey are not even a great house. Their whole relevancy is just because they got lucky with Alicent.
>>221735892AI generated
>>221735902Calm down Daeron
>>221735920They rule over the best city in Westeros
>>221735892Marg and Loras's (and Wyllas/ Garlan's) mom is a Hightower
>>221735892Anon, I have news for you about who Loras and Margaery's mother is...
>>221735911>rides Fentflloyd dragon>becomes blackWhat did HBO mean by this?
>>221735565>Does it follow the source material?
>>221735892Margaery and Loras' mum is a Hightower.
>>221735911>RhaenaWE NETTLES NOW
Your Grace... there is a recent import, from the Summer Isles, you might find... quite relaxing. They refer to it as... the stickiest of the icky.
>>221735941>I will never watch smugfu the same way again knowing she comes from Otto's sack
>>221735920They are the house with the most soft power in westeros as they control the maesters and to some extent even the faith.
>Book Rhaenyra
>>221735920They are direct lieges of about 35% of the Reach's manpower. That's probably more men than the whole Greyjoy or Stark levies
>>221735965Not Otto's, it would Ormund's line that survived
>>221735976Dracarys
>>221735937So is she pregnant? Who is the father? Aemond?
>>221735742I'm surprised there's 4 with how shitty this is.
>>221735800Yes he betrayed the faith and culture of his forefathers he's a race traitor through and through. >and are also foreignNot even close to the same. Andal migration made westeros, it was a whole cultural transformation for the better. First Men fully mixed with them. Stannis is one guy adopting a religion that spits in the face of all that is good about Westeros. Blood sacrifice, burning people alive, slavery. These are disgusting dishonourable things and anti-Knighthood.
>>221735981Daeron looks so ugly here. Horrible miscast.
>>221735937>ywn catch Jaehaera
>>221736003Episodes with green scenes might be shitty like every other episode, but at least they are FUN
>>221736013Daeron and I would take turns raping you
>>221735997Presumably aegon before the cock exploded. It’s been only a few months
>>221736012>Stannis is one guy adopting a religionStannis isn't religious though. He just wants to save Westeros and thinks he needs to do all that shit.In fact Stannis faction is most religiously diverse and tolerant.
>>221735949>>221735941>>221735939EST
>>221736013He's good looking, it's just that hairstyle and and lenght that don't suit his face
>>221736038>It’s been only a few monthsIts fucking impossible to follow the passage of time this trash.
>>221735997110% Aemond, he wants to ensure his line continues. A royal womb i-Wait a second, he fucked Alicent didn't he
can some nerds tell me this, why are the hightowers and the daynes associated with the great empire of the dawn? i know that both of these families have valyrian-like features, especially the daynes, and we know they aren't connected to the current targaryens, so the connection must be much, much older. i do get that. however, why the great empire of the dawn? as far as i know, as someone who's only read the main series, the great empire of the dawn was the precursor to modern yi ti, which is basically the chinese analogue in the world of a song of ice and fire, isn't that true? or were the ancient people of the empire not asian-looking? i'm confused...
Are they doing my lad Daeron dirty?
>>221734169you forget that when they made Laenor survive, her marriage to Daemon is no longer valid and Aegon and Viserys became bastards. She has ZERO legitimate children.
>>221736071Aemond is becoming an incest WEG character
>>221736077I wonder if they'll even call him the Daring
>>221735997i don't think they can get pregnant that young anon
Mysaria doesn't seem to be actually doing anything as mistress of whisperers? Besides begging to feed children in africaVarys was always providing his intel in the council meetings like>MY sources say that they fled the city through the south gate within the last hour!
for some reason when I watch on demand it plays me the episode with ASL, so there's a zoomer in the corner losing his shit when Ormund gets that message from Gwayne about Aemond and starts flipping out. Not sure why you wouldn't just use captions but I guess it's more emotive or something.
>>221736091Mother? Fucked,Sister? Fucked Brother? To be fucked.
So is Daeron wearing a wig/dyed hair in cognito, or does he actually have red hair as everyone memed in season 2?
>>221736105Mysaria is literally poison for every scene she's inRemove her from the show and everything becomes inherently better
>>221736105her provides comforts that varys could not
Since Alicent mentioned Ormund being sensitive to strong odor I thought he was going to rip a fat one here
>>221736045>Stannis isn't religious thoughYeah sure bro he's totally not following a demon religion even though his closest advisor is a red priest and he burns people alive to a foreign god. Stannis is totally honourless by Andal cultural standards. Worse than Renly.
>>221736091>>221736117For me, it's the Aemondx(f)Daeron route, that girl is cute.
>>221736105she's been undermining Rhaenyra by hiring that whore lady Aemond fucks to petition her about the people buying up food. She used the same lady to stir up resentment at the bar Ulf goes to back around the time they sent those little boats of food to King's Landing.
>>221736152Aemond likes them of legal age though
>>221735997Daemon, he thought he'd make Blood and Cheese up to her
>>221736147>Stannis is totally honourless by Andal cultural standards. Worse than Renly.Another tard thinks Renly wouldn't have Stannis killed if he won.
>>221736074>great empire of the dawnNo, the origins of those houses date back to what is known as the age of heroes or the dawn age, which is just the mythical pre-history of Westeros. It doesn't have anything to do with the great empire of the dawn.
>>221736140Roddy and Oscar are going to catapult dead rotten animals into Tumbleton to fuck with him.
>>221736171He likes them expired*
>>221736045>tolerant>burns statues of the seven>burns the godwoods Even aegon the conqueror with his mighty dragons knew better than to antagonize the faith and converted but stannis' head was so far up his own ass he believed he could do whatever he wanted as he's the rightful king
I understand the whole woke thing and that’s to be expected with a female showrunner, but they have made every single white adult male member in the show a bad permson lmao Otto is a scheming murderous old man Ormond is a racist evil man Daeron murders innocentsAegon is a rapist Aemond murders innocents Gwayne is a fake nice guy who tolerates rape Cristian Cole is an evil incel chud The Lannister is a Buffon who gets killed by a trannyManderly is an arrogant rich mong who doesn’t care about poor people Larys is a freak who murders innocents Daemon murders innocents for fun and a baby killer I could keep going all day
>>221736077YesHe's meant to be a dreamy prince that is somewhat reminiscent of rhaegarInstead we got a pathetic little bitch that is like an uglier tommen
Did Corlys do this?
Isn't it kinda strange Daemon goes to the vale and back to kings landing in a single episode temporal wise, like is it really so fast that and safe that other characters have less progress
>>221736105Bit weird innit that half of the major spymasters we see on screen have endlessly bitched about the smallfolk and the "realm">spooks are, le good guys (in the most hamfisted way possible)?????
>>221736177The issue isn't kinslaying here but that is Stannis spits on his native culture and religion all to grasp at power. The Iron Throne is tied to the Faith of the Seven since Aegon I. He invalidates his own claim.
>>221736140Rhaenyra will gather all her dragons and have them shit right in the middle of Tumbletown.
>>221736178okay, but other than their features, is there anything that connects them to the ancestors of the valyrians? did they come to westeros before valyria became an empire, as in before they had control over dragons? if that's the case, then how is there evidence that the tower in oldtown was built using dragonfire?
>>221736105Hey, at least she is the only character who has shown her tits
>>221736261>dive bombing
>>221736247qyburn was based and gave no fucks about da poors and had great memes
>>221736131>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF aEmOnD aNd aLiCeNt kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA fUcKs OvEr CoRlYs FoR nO rEaSoN?!
>>221736242>how dare it not take several episodes of showing Daemon on a dragon doing journeys*slap*
Alicent could have fled with Haelana to start a farm or some shit in essos any time she wanted, why is she trying to kill every male member of her family first?
show alicent is such a ridiculous non-character
>the more the dragons drank, the more the more the dragons shat, but the more the dragons shat, the thirstier the dragons grew
It's easy to understand why show Rhaenyra is lame but other do-gooders like Ned, Jon and Robb are ok. The Stark men act within the confines of morality in a pre-modern society while Rhaenyra is a self-insert 21st century girlboss. The more interesting question though is why is Daenerys an interesting, even if not universally liked, character wile Rhaenyra is not since they are both, in different degrees, anachronistic political standpoint shoehorns?
>>221736074>>221736074A lot of their flavours is tied with the concept of light and dawn>Hightowers traditional title is "Beacon of the South", their motto "We light the Way",>Daynes ancestral Sword is named "Dawn", and their own name is likely a corruption of the same concept
>>221736251>Stannis spits on his native culture and religion all to grasp at powerThis could be used against him in the aCoK before he goes North and realized that he has to fight for the mankind, not for the throne.
I really hope this show is bombing, anyone got the ratings etc?
>>221735976BURIED WITH A DONKEYHES MY FAVOURITE HONKY
>>221736264In The World of Ice and Fire it's said that the foundations of the tower consist of fused, seamless, black stone. Similar to old Valyrian roads or the black walls of Volantis.
>>221736305Daenerys is a teenager raised by a schizo and was allowed to have faults.
>>221736361They're all old nuclear bunkers
KING OF SHEEP AND QUEEN OF CHICKEN
>>221735581>writers are going to frame it as the smallfolk being brainwashed by the evil hightowers and religion for why they kill the dragonsprepare for the cringe anti-religion dialogue and how poor Rhaenyra dindu nuffin wrong because the peasant uprising was due to hightower scheming and not real hatred for Rhaenyra
I like Stannis because he brought a monogod religion to burn away pagan worship in Westeros.
>>221736315>realized that he has to fight for the mankind, not for the throne.I love Stannis, but I have my doubts if he would sideline the war for the Iron Throne to save the Northeners if he had 100k men and mountains of gold at his disposal in the South.
>>221735168>His heir is barely a toddler so lady Tyrell pulled a Lysa Arryn and refused to take a side, while letting the Tyrell bannermen to join whoever they wantedAt least get the house names right if you're gonna act all knowledgeable about this stuff. They're TARLYS, gosh!
>>221736398But it is partially due to religion though
>>221736074sounds like some schizzo theory, I wouldn't waste any time on itbut I do recall control+f "black stone" on the ebooks and hitting a lot of stuff, maybe that's the connectionI think GURM wants to draw parallels on how these really old civs could bend stone like that in a way that defies our logic and common sense just like IRL with egyptian and mezoamerican stoneworksps: in case you don't know the high tower foundation is made of some black melted rock, theorized to be made out of meteorites. The symbol of house dayne. Same with the stuff on yiti and Asshai. There's also the whole obsidian thing that even the show adapted. I don't think we will ever have any answers regarding any of that.
>>221736305Say what you want about GRRM, but he gave his characters some coherent motivations and accompanying dialogues in Asoiaf. All the dialogues and character actions in HotD are made up for the show and are all over the place.
>>221736415I think he would, but he would have the IT in the back of his mind so he would be hesitant to any strategy that would leave him unable to pursue it.
>Daemon begs for gold>Daeron begs for mercy>Aegon begs for food>Hugh begs for family>Ulf begs for his tavern>Hightower soldier begs for rape
Why did they have to make Ormund a crybaby who mindlessly murders people? It's like Hess and Condal are morally obligated to make every Green irredeemably evil or a turncloak.
>>221736402The Seven are a monotheistic religion
Daeron and Ormund are kino
>>221736455>seven>monohuh?
>>221736452>Why did they have to make Ormund a crybabyHe had valid reason to seethe though.
>>221736452if they don't how am i supposed to know who the baddies are?
>>221736455they say 'the gods' so no
>>221736455on the surface it's supposed to be like the trinity, but everyone says "gods" and not "god"
Is there a sped up version of Ormund's freakout? Would be cool for a Crusader Kings/Total War meme.
>>221736445>sheepstealer begs to kill daemon
>>221736452You answered your own question, they CANNOT have a green character be a normal person
>>221735917>After all, it's the dinasty that once challenged the gods and wononly after Durran found a Stark to help him out, Targshits were retarded for challenging a teamup that had once beaten the Gods themselves
>>221736324It's bombing hard but you get copes like "those numbers don't take streaming into account"
I liked the episode
>>221736305There's a lot that could be said about Rhaenyra as a character, but really it's due to her actress. Both her and the pilot Daenerys actress may be fine at acting, but they are missing the special charisma and likeability that Emilia Clarke had. Or even that monke hadIt suits the otherworldly aspect of the Targaryens, but that doesn't always make for great television
So how about Alicent doing more treason this episode. Happily listed Ormunds weakness to Rhaenyra for no reason. Like she could have just kept them to herself if she wanted to protect her cousin who she entrusted with her ducking son.
Anyone has gif of Daemon running from Sheepstealer?
>>221736445Sick of these humiliation rituals, bros
If I was a green I would take 10 good men and impregnate the bitch (lady jeyne arryn, who needs my cock inside her ASAP)(while I kiss her neck)
I thought the writers hated us chuds, but they keep making Ormund cooler and more like me every episode :D
>>221736468>>221736479>Ryan and Sara kind of forgot they ran an ad campaign of viewers being given a choice of which side they want to win
>>221736492s3 is pretty fun when you accept the shit writing. I dont think we had any filler episodes so far.
>>221736498>QarthShowfags cannot even comprehend one-one billionth of how much we were robbed.
>>221736487>only after Durran found a Stark to help him outI meant the creation of storms end anonA Durrandon married the daughter of a sea god, so the gods punished him by destroying his castle with a divine stormHe rebuilt it, stronger, and the gods destroyed it again.He rebuilt it like 10 times, always bigger and stronger, until the gods could not damage it anymore, and the final castle was called Storms End as it was where storms came to die, unable to breach its walls.
>ending scene>Rhaenyra and Alicent have killed all the worthless moids>"history will make up lies about us" or somesuch bs>die peacefully of old age in an open lesbian relationship with MysariaDon\t put it past these shit writers.
so ormund is a chud
>>221736074Starks, Hightowers, and Daynes are the most ancient surviving houses in Westeros and all have ties to proto-Valyria in various ways. The base of the Hightower uses the same shit Valyria built with, but was made thousands of years before Valyria even existedthey are all offshoots of the people who beat the White Walkers the first time essentially
>>221736556Ormund is a CHAD
Season 2>Don't worry Alicent, Daeron is doing great under Ormund!Season 3>So yeah, everyone knows Ormund is a fucking PSYCHO FREAK who tortures Daeron every dayWhy are the writers like this
The Rhaena/Nettles subplot is pretty weird desu
>>221736498>boobies not out WOKEAlso as charming as Emilia can be she is decidedly not a good actress, at least for Dany. People were not positive about her performance when it was airing, although a good part of it was the very bad script they kept giving her and the fact the F A T F U C K hadn't finished the books to make her storyline clear.
I wonder what those little rocky things Ormund was putting in his scent canister thing were
>>221736540>He rebuilt it like 10 times, always bigger and stronger, until the gods could not damage it anymore, and the final castle was called Storms End as it was where storms came to die, unable to breach its walls.yes, and with the last attempt Brandon the Builder helped him and he finally succeeded. And don't give me the maester cope that it wasn't actually Brandon the Builder
>>221736599>no wife>no kidshe's a fag
>>221736518It's ridiculous to pair Alicent and Rhenary, Aegon is the rival monarch he should be paired with her.
>>221736619Bullshit stark propaganda
>>221736622He has like 5 sonsOne of them will fuck and marry his current wife too and another one will have like 6 daughters with Rhaena
>>221736601He definitely is doing great under Ormund if you know what I mean.
Rhaenyra is too weak to be the main character
>>221735557
>>221736556Ormund is anti-Targaryen establishment, anti-imperialist and fighting for Andal liberation, very noble and revolutionary ideas. Retards watching the show cannot think for themselves though.
>>221736586>The base of the Hightower uses the same shit Valyria built with, but was made thousands of years before Valyria even existedBomb shelters, big vaults
Feels like this episode soft-confirms the Maester conspiracy.Hightowers and the faith definitely plotted to have the dragons civil-war and supplanted with a Hightower monarch
How come Rhaenyra doesn't know anything about Aegon and Viserys. More importantly that Rhaena isn't with them?
>>221736656If Orwyle does the Dragonpits and/or poisons the dragons I will forgive Condal
>>221736656>softIt hard confirms it, but it does it in the stupidest way possible, with Ormund turning out to be an abuser who guilt trips Daeron every day
>...
>>221736656>be maesters>spend years making a master plan to get rid of the dragons>targshits implode and kill them and themselves before you start
Are you a King’s Landing Craneiometrist or an Oldtown Phrenologist?
>>221736465Bros probably never heard about the holy trinity either?
>>221736613Cocaine. He is meant to be Trump/Elon.
>>221736690SUPERIORHYLIANBLOOD
>>221736613Rat droppings.
>>221736700I don't listen to hip-hop
>>221736695I'm a stormlander chuddologistI guide my rage trough pure instinct, I do not know why targshitters need to be exterminated, my blood simply tells me this to be the case
>>221736700Thats also pagan nonsense.
>>221736650>anti-imperialist and fighting for Andal liberationOh so he wants to do away with a unified Seven Kingdoms then, right?
>>221736498Her actress is dogshit. Its why she has to cry every scene. Her actress is incapable of emoting, so they just stick eye drops in her eyes.
>>221736622 (Checked)>he's basedYes.
>the whore>lick earyWhat?
Hurry up and release AKOTSK season 2 before I piss myself!
>>221736503Her character isn't human at this point. She know Rhaenyra at best will murder Ormund her own blood and then send Daeron to rot forever at the wall with common rapists. She never once speaks up for Daeron, her hightower kin or her other sons just mememe.
>>221736733Kingdom of the Hightower will not include norf because they smell.
>>221736622Why marry when you can rape?
>>221736601>>221736648Wtf happened to Alicent? It's like she's whatever idgaf now and pulling meme faces constantly
Ormund did nothing wrong.
>>221736724>>221736700If I wrote this shit I would've had Daeron in season 2 at the citadel arguing faith between maester conspiracy>"No bro, of course R'hllor isn't real, unitarian monotheism results in a modal collapse and deism at best, atheism at worse. The Seven gods are based as hell">"Shut up Lazy Leo, if the Seven Who Are One are truly seven separate gods, we are trapped in the anarchy of polytheism. The Father must be transcendent and immanent, and we only interact with the divine energies through the other six, with an emphasis on the energies of the Stranger."
>>221736738Her crying in the council meeting was so odd
ormund will be begging to suck dick and eat shit by the endlol
>>221736465>>221736471"The Seven who are One." Obviously that's another red flag from George.
>No Helaegon sex scene
>>221736782They didn't know what to do with her and instead of letting her take a more secondary role for a while, they decided to make her a team black supporter, which is stupid, which means now she's stupid
>No Helaemond sex scene
>No Helaegon rape scene (Helaena rapes Aegon)
>>221736678>If Orwyle poisons the dragonsYou're asking for too much, it would be Munkun doing the poisoning anyways.
>>221736733That's probably what he would like in perfect conditions but you can't roll back the clock especially for the Reach who entirely lost their Royal house which is why he hates Targshits more than most. Atm he's a realist and is fighting to put Half-Hightower puppet King Daeron on the throne to remove the Targshit yoke as a first step.
Was Unwin Peake cast? Shouldn't he show up at Tumbleton?
*ahem*Attention all anons:Rape!That is all.
>tfw the crown approves your proposal of installing lead pipes in the Dragonpit to ease the burdens of water-bearers
>>221736804a poetic death for chudmund
>>221736804His bloodline lives on in Haelana.
Imagine being the clean up boy for the brothel queens
>"More shit!" Aegon #2 bellowed, "Before I piss meself!"
>>221736863Standing back, and standing by (to rape)
>>221736733The Seven Kingdoms would prosper greatly under God Emperor Ormund.
>>221736861He's not going to be in the show.
>>221735750>With scales of black or scales or red>A dragon still destroys
>>221736882Ain't that just being a janny?
>>221736915kek
>>221736861He was merged with Ormund
>no Aegond sex scene
>>221736890GET THE SUNFYRE STRETCHER
>no brothel queens>cats replacing the ratcatchers was given from Otto to Alyn of Hull>Rhaenyra's god awful tax policy is given to Torrhen Manderly>Unwin cut>Ormund accidentally made a based Targ hater so we had to also make him a cartoonishly evil abuser and murderer instead Greens is one massive humiliation ritual right now. I left out the Aegon stuff because there will be a payoff to it.
>>221735920The Hightowers are almost certainly more powerful and rich than half the so called "great" houses. Being below them in status is merely a quirk of the systems structure that dictates there can only be one great house per kingdom.
>>221735920>They are not even a great houseThe Great Houses are just puppets (specifically Tyrell and Tully). Hightower is unironically the strongest house in the Seven Kingdoms. I guess taking the Reach from the Tyrells would help give them access to additional levies but what's the point? They already basically rule it from behind the scenes.
Is Sunfyre hibernating?
>>221736890Comrade Aegon. He's a real King who's now worked a hard day in his life, a man of the people. He even sympathised with the smallfolk back in season 1 and not just to use them like Rhaenyra does.
>>221735736Sorry sista, got no change on me
>>221736890Why is he going through Arya's arc
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>>221736927>Ormund survives the war and throws abomination of incest from the walls
>no Daermund sex scene
>>221736239Its always those closest to you
>>221736979*back in early season 2
>no Daemon/Faeron sex scene
>>221736993kek>mfw the townsfolk have to let my soldiers stay in their homes, because of the implication
>>221736789All religions in Westeros are degenerate forms of either weirwood network and blood magic like the Old Gods and R'hllor (these are the ice and fire, related to the Others, Dragons, Bloodstone Emperor etc) or pop culture cult references (Church of Starry Wisdom = Nyarlathotep, Black Goat = Shub-Niggurath, The Seven = Ogdru Jahad, Drowned God = Cthulhu).
man the sunfyre scene hit me hardrecently lost my bird of 15 yearsYou'd do anything to just have it open its eyes
>>221736622>he doesn't know about the most kino lovestory in ASOIAFIn times like these I pitty showfags instead of laughing at them
Hmm I thought Daeron supposed to look like this not some bitch weak ass nigga???
>>221737037>The Seven = Ogdru JahadNo one knows tf that is nerd.
>>221735920>richest city in the realm>port for the richest and most fertile kingdom>central hub of the maesters and the FaithThis isn't that complicated. The only reason the Hightowers are nerfed in the main series is because their Lord locked himself in a tower for the last 10 years
>>221737053isn't sunfyre supposed to eat rhaenyra at the end
>>221737077Yes, he's not rotting
>>221736865honestly the Starks are bigger retards than the Targs for trusting maesters, they should have created their own branch of the Citadel thousands of years ago>the south has been taken over by andals>facing constant religious crusades for thousands of years>the citadel is now right down the street from the starry sept>"thank you greatest ally, I will stop doing executions in front of the godswood and get rid of my direwolf. Warging is obviously unnatural"
>>221737037Weirwoods are separate. I don't think the weirwoods are gods per se, it's just that over the past tens of thousands of years every telepathic human and child of the forest has warged into them upon death, making them increasingly powerful. Whenever there's a once in a generation warg/greenseer they reach out and groom them like Bran and Bloodraven so they can become like amplifiers for the weirwood net. That's my theory anyway.
>>221737077yeah obviouslyit was still sad
>>221736861no need to set up Unwin if you don't plan to show Aegon III's regency
>>221736968Same with the Manderlys, though vassals of Starks, they have the largest settlement and the largest port in the North so they are certainly wealthier and probably can muster more men.
>>221737077there is a surprising amount of people that don't believe that the sunfyre scenes are bulding up to a scene where it comes back
>>221737083>they should have created their own branch of the Citadel thousands of years agoThey would have to be literate to do so lmao
Why is Sunfire ppretty big compared to bastards' dragons? Didnt they all hatch at the same time?
>>221737037The Faith of the Seven is Catholicism/Eastern Orthodoxy. But in-universe deep lore the Seven were ancient astronaut aliens who spliced part of their DNA in those humans living in the Axe and thaught them steel-making
>The city is yours, Princess. But you will not hold it long. The rats play when the cat is gone, but my son Aemond will return with fire and bloodI’ll never forgive them for ruining Alicent.
>>221737083The northerners are fucking savage barbarians who probably didnt even figure out toilets yetStarks are no better than the rest of themNed skewed the perception of what northerners are, but he was raised by Jon Arryn in the Vale, he's a big exception to the norm
>>221736997
I don't understand, what are they planning to do with Maelor? It's way too late to bring him in
>>221737083i think it's safe to assume that the first men are dumber than the andals
>>221737053>Larys mentions the king's resurrectionIt's pretty obvious this also implies Sunfyre's resurrection. He'll open his eyes soon.
Her cunt became the world
>>221737132>assume
Holy shit, does Condal actually have the balls to commit to *THAT*?
>>221737077He's actually supposed to rape her.
>3 seasons to see Daeron>he kills an innocent because he's scared of Ormund's abuseWhat did team green do to Condall personally to justify this treatment of the characters
>>221737075Oldtown being a rich port makes no sense>trade on the west coast is limited due to constant Ironborn attacks>any trade with Essos requires going through pirate infested waters>nobody close enough to trade the food the reach produces before it spoils and they aren't known for making much else
>>221737116Sunfyre wasn't a cradle dragon like Arrax, Vermax or the other one, iirc.
>>221735606Is him being found of scents a thing in the books? Cause it makes him look gay
>>221737083Starks had their maesters. They were called wargs, skinchangers. The most powerful of them are the greenseers, who can access weirdwood.netBut alas telepathic magic was considered strange to the Southerners so the Notherners, the Andal simps that they are, banished skinchangers to beyond the Wall and to Skaagos
>>221737116Aegon is older
>>221737147Ormund is mentally ill and autistic, I would be scared of him too
New thread when???
>>221737148>trade on the west coast is limited due to constant Ironborn attacksThis is greatly exaggerated>any trade with Essos requires going through pirate infested watersYes, just like the mediterranean with arab pirates, but Venice was the richest city in europe anyways
>>221737127Alicent will abort him.
>>221737072he looks submissive and breedable, which is precisely how he oughtta look
>>221737171Why was he written like that?
>>221737133Aegon, Larys and Sunfyre are the only shining gems of this entire shitshow of a ''tv show''Tom is nailing everything and he's the only one with a spineHow much do you want to bet that speaking valyrian to sunfyre was his idea again
>>221737195>t. Ormund
>>221737132Aren't they from the same part of essos ? more or less the same people ? As opposed to the rhoynar and valyrians who were completely different
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THE CATRATCHERS
>>221737116Aegon and Sunfyre are about 7 years older than Jacerys and Vermax in the books, which should make a sizeable difference for the dragon.
>>221737148They trade with Summer Islands for black pussy.
>>221737195He's called "the daring", he's the stereotype of the dashing prince, even Gwayne hints at this when he describes himHe should not look submissive, he should be eager to join the fight, with Ormund trying to calm him down with experience, literally the oldest trope in the world, any retard could execute it, and they couldn't even do that
>>221737195Wasn't his name supposed to be Daeron the Daring now he looks more like Daeron the Crying nigga.
>>221737147I see your show bullshit and I reject itDaeron is madly in love with Ormund and wants his love and approval. That's why he'll kill anyone who stands in their waythis is canon and show "writers" can eat shit
>>221735562Knew I recognized that guy
So this Season we're being set up to get Battle of Tumbleton (both battles probably combined into one)Butcher's BallFall of Dragonstone (might be moved to 3)Which leaves Season 3 to cover:God's EyeDragonpitThe Great SUNFYREing of Nae Nae's Cringe PussyMoon of the Three KingsBattle of the KingsroadHour of the WolfMarriage of Aegon III and Jaehaera + Epilogue Nearly every episode is going to have to deliver normgroid bait showstopper or battle moments from now until the end of the show.
Real question, do Valyrians circumcise themselves?
>>221737148There should be a large port city on the mouth of the Mander.
my shayla....
>>221737298The normaloids are gushing over this season, the bar has been lowered for them so much that they will slurp up whatever slop is served to them.
>>22173565510/10
>>221735937>this is what they took from you
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