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>>221737220M-maybe he's just wearing a wig or his hair is dyed
I want to fuck a Dornish girl
>Ormund's great weakness is his odour sensitivityRhaenyrabros...
>Hey Rhaenyra, just reminding you that you still haven't killed both my sons.>*burp*>Pass the lemoncakes.
Reminder that Alysmond and the Weirwoods will win the thronebowl.
THE DOOOOOR THAT FINALLY OPENS
>>221737202left is cute
Why does the show struggle so much with making non-retarded Kings Guard armor? It isn't supposed to be difficulty. Its plain white enameled plate.
>>221737256Mother looked stunning this episode
>>221737202Any webm requests?
Ormund would hate indiansso i support him
>>221737217Ormund...
post Heleana's jugs
Reddit is defending the new season now.
>>221737210FM are from Ib, exiled from there for being too neandertal
>>221737247She is so walled compared to S1
>>221737272the andals are pretty diverse
Felt like writers found the word Tarry during the writing of this episode and decided to spam it
From my Thread shall come,A Song of Rats and Rapists.
>>221737202Can Sheepstealer eat her already, my god everytime the she-baboon sibling on screen it's fucking insufferable. Even Corlys bastard son doesn't feel this bad on screen.
>>221737292the hightowers arent andals
>>221737247All 3.
>>221737247>No Rhaenyra, you can't let my boys take the Black or the Grey. You must MURDER THEM. I want their blood on my hands.>but please spare my daughter, pregnant with a boy. Let her give birth to her son so you may slay it with your own hands.
As of now, I am now caught up with this general.
>>221737296Gurm did this too with the word 'nuncle'.
>>221737283To be fair, anything is better than>sound of seagulls>it's Corlys at the docks>starts walking towards the ship>stops because of Alyn and turns around>they have an awkward conversation>Corlys pats him on the shoulder>scene ends>repeat x7
I hate the way they pronounce daeron, shouldn't it be DAY-RON ?
>>221737283r/freefolk hates everything about HoTD to the point of retardation
>Turn Aegon into a rapist who watches his children fight in the bastard pits>Turn Aemond into someone who wants to kill his brother because he was a jock>Turn Daeron the daring into Daeron the abused>Rahenyra is still not allowed to have even an OUNCE of viciousness to herI hate the showrunners so fucking much, they are fucking retarded. One more green side rape scene and I'll fucking lose it.
>>221737314Ulf needs to be drunk whenever he's with Rhaenyra for a laugh
I just had a revelation. Brothel queens will happen. But how, since Kween Rhaenyra can't be shown doing le ebil deeds? It's going to be punished Aegon, when he returns and finds out his mother betrayed him and his wife jumped in her wagon. Screencap this.
>>221737307retard
>Grey Joy symbol is a vaginaKek
>>221737333Trips confirm that Hess is a retard.
>>221737283>>221737326the greens sub is the second show hater page
they should fly the dragons over ormund's house and shit on it that will draw him out
>>221737325more like GAY-RON
Why are women such spiteful, evil demons?
>>221737325it's dare(-on)
Was beer an actual word in pre medieval times?You'd think they would have gone with ale
>>221737247>Wow Alicent, I'm surprised you still aren't mad at us about the whole Blood and Cheese thing.>*munch* What? Where's the cheese? I'm starving.
Aegon so far has been a better king than Rhaenyra
>>221737267I'll gladly jump out of the moon door for she
>>221737326the main hotd sub is literally ran by HBO. so anyone that doesn't like the show has to go to freefolk.
>>221737333That's a decent guess. Or Alicent will go there after Cristian dies just because she is cock hungry.
>>221737325daeron, aemond, helaena, and aegon all have the same pronunciation of 'ae'
>>221737353r/hotd too. it's the unofficial hotd sub
>>221737283I have seen them complaining about Rhaenyra's constant crying & whining though
>>221737355Dragons don't poop. Its why Drogon abandoned Dany when she had diarrhea. Drogon couldn't dragonbond with her.
>all this knowledge about reddit
/ourguy/
>>221737368I could delesbianize herWith my dickIf you catch my drift
>>221737326>>221737353The asoiaf sub is the only one that is semi worth anything, and they are defending it.
>>221737368Looks like a bloke in a wig. Disgusting.
>>221737355I don't think they have figured out to make dragons shit on command
>>221737364>*buuurrrrpp* blood sausage you say?
>>221737403They have laxatives I think.
>>221737326Yeah, they make no sense. Half the front page is them whining about the Hightowers raping. But that part is actually from the books. The Green get pretty wild after taking Tumbleton.
>>221737365She inherited a poorly managed kingdom, giver few yeas
>aegon sees the kid and is reminded of jaehaerys
>>221737267She might be a hardass though
When the dragons grow smaller later in the Targ dynasty, does anyone ever try to have sex with one?
shhhhh sunfyre is sleepingkeep it down
>>221737418For humans, wouldn't impact dragons much
>>221737256her voice and face are so pleasant i could almost fall in love with her
>the kid sees aegon and is reminded of jaehaerys
Jeyne Arryn is hot desu.
>>221737202What were they thinking?
at this point gwayne is the only good character in this show
Is Daeron a bastard from Cole?
>>221737403kakarys
>>221737438No because they also became uglier while shrinking.Some of those targ stillbirths should have grown up as pretty dragon girls tho
>>221737403you just have to command them in valyriaCacarys!
>>221737465how can he tame a dragon tho
>>221737465Is Cole a targ?
>>221737390it's the biggest asoiaf fandom.
>>221737461He's the only green allowed to be anti rape, murder and evilness
>>2217374544chan is Aegon, Reddit is Aemond
>>221737441That depends on the dose
>>221737438this fuck def would
What do we think about Daeron and Ormund?
Targaryen girls would look so fucking hood with bbc
>>221737399>saar when he looks a mature woman with a strong jawline
>>221737465He literally has a dragonAlicent didn't cheat on Viserys, she only started fucking Cole after Viserys died.
>>221737369hotd isn't perfect and neither is s3 but their complaints are like if they lacked object permanence and aren't aware of what 'setup' or 'themes' are
Shit. Did Daeron just make me a pedophile?
>>221737478>>221737481Is..is that an actual thing in the books? Have there been war strategies with dragon poop droppings from the sky?
>>221737526
Pete Davidson should have been cast as Ulf.
>>221737497They are both 4chan, Aemond browses /pol/ and /r9k/, while Aegon browses hobby boards.
>>221737528Yes, Valyrians tried to use it against Saaros but it was proven ineffective.
>>221737484I suspect you don't really need to have any Targ blood to tame them
>>221737511Grey scale+ BBC
>>221737493oscar and those guys are cool as well but gwayne feels like the only real character
>>221737553>Daeron was the true Nettles all alongBased
>>221737556Lol
>>221737454Change twitter to bluesky
>>221737526Milly Alcock for me. She was only like 22 in the first season.
>>221737498Too risky to play around laxatives with dragons, imagine you trying to coordinate dragon pooping by drugging it. Then It just dies because of dosage it couldn't handle
>>221737526Legal in my cunt.
>>221737523Not really its strongly implied Alicent was "rewarding" Larys before Viserys died
>>221737562I think Aegon is a real character, even if he's being treated indecentlyI'd argue Cole too.But everyone else is a caricature of what a character should be
>>221737523>she only started fucking Cole after Viserys died.My bad, couldn't remember that since its been a while from previous seasons
>>221737484>>221737523So do Addam and Alyn and they have zero Targ blood.
>>221737577Yeah, by showing feet, not by actually fucking him
>>221737526He is a bit to chubby for my taste
>>221737523Alice fucked Larys while Viserys was still alive.
>>221737597they are velaryons
>>221737589Cole isn't a caricature? Literally all he does now is give doomer sermons while gwayne is like yeah okay bro
>>221737589Cole is a caricature at this point as well
>>221737597Velaryons have married with targs several times and they are themselves valyrians
>>221737597>On Dragonstone, where the Targaryens had long ruled, the common folk had seen their beautiful, foreign rulers almost as gods. Many maids deflowered by Targaryen lords accounted themselves blessed if a "dragonseed" was planted in their womb, and for this reason there were many on Dragonstone who could rightly claim—or at least suspect—that some Targaryen blood ran in their veins.
>>221737607>footjobs aren't cheating
>>221737439I like that the show is proving Sunfyre is the greatest Targaryen dragon of all time. Has the ability to just hibernate and regenerate for months after being mauled and then woken up from a touch of his master. No other dragon has done that. He would have ushered in a golden age and sired many great dragons. >https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7l1xKLQL0hI
>>221737269bump
Why the fuck is Rhaenyra always crying? I thought the whole point of her being played by an enbie was so they could play up how unfeminine the character is
>>221737368>Imagine being a teenage son of raenyra and they send you there with your dragon >Imagine this gracious lady falls in love with you because of your valyrian beauty
>>221737269Daemon running from Sheepstealer.
>>221737637She did not give him footjobsAnd its still not the same has being plapped by cole
>>221737202egg is icsh
>>221737217shut up zelda
>tfw Rhaenyra asks you for advice again on how to kill your children
>>221737674THERE HE IS!
>>221737674ugh
Ormund Hightower is icsh.
>>221737217daeron is icsh
>>221737662She sucked his cock
>Aegon browses hobby boards.Literally me
>So, uh, your Grace can I have a castle?>No, go fuck yourself you filthy baseborn bastard, but do this very important activity for me.
why is raenyra always such a mess. constand shaky voice and uncertain about anything she does
>>221737696what the fuck is up with his ears?
Why is everything involving Aegon kino but everything else is so fucking boring
>>221737711Shes a woman
>>221737705not even a castle, they couldn't give him a temporary house in the city
>>221737710does his dragon pray with him.... picturing a dragon wearing a bishops crown and crook
>>221737690
>>221737713Ormund is also kino.
>>221737710He's not wrong desu
>>221737574>22wtf she looked like 16
>>221737710Massive trvth nuke.
>>221737733she is getting chunkyhot
>>221737710He was coming off as too levelheaded so they had to throw this in at the last minute to make sure you don't sympathize with him.
>>221737710FUCKING TARGSHITS
>>221737710
what if they remade season 7 and 8 with good writers?
>>221737657This but daughter
>>221737732of course. tessarion is a devout worshipper of the seven. she is the holiest dragon of them all
>>221737733Why so chunky? Is it a fat suit or is she pregnant irl?
>>221737732Tessarion was locked up in a sept, she's a faithful follower of the Seven
>>221737710show me the lie
>>221737766begin what?
How is Aegon's dragon alive? Do dragons become paralyzed to recover from injuries?
>>221737773The Seven demand burning manflesh in their temple too. That's why they blessed Cersei and made Dany kinda forget about the Iron Fleet.
>>221737784they gave rhae's obesity arc to alicent
>>221737759But he was just spitting facts.
More lemoncales, my queen?
>>221737710WtfWhen valyrians made cities his ancestors were apes hanging in the trees
I love raping so much
>>221737710Don't worry Ormund. Andal liberation from demonic abominations is shortly upon us. Praise the Warrior.
>>221737787Tired of ANTI-TARG TRANNIES
>>221737696How could they look at him and think "yep, this is daeron!"
>>221737797Sunfyre has that DAWG in himHe's got to keep moving forward until his enemies are destroyed
>>221737808Yeah that's was some ridiculous character assassination
>>221737797Deepest lore. I thought he just crawled away and ate rats or something while healing but apparently they have some kind of curative coma.
>>221737808Other way around. Hightower was standing proud when proto-Valyrians were fucking sheep in their yurts.
This shit feels like a completely different show.
How bad they will ruin the Hour of the Wolf?
>>221737808lmao retard. when valyrians were fucking their sheep, the hightowers were ruling a thriving oldtown
>>221737797In the book iirc Cole's men fed him sheep
>>221737661
>>221737733
>>221737768You need to fundamentally alter season 5 and 6 to even have a chance of having a good season 7 and 8Cerse vs Dany is a terrible plot to begin with
>>221737845kek, thanks.
>>221737768You mean 5 6 7 and 8 right?
Name one (1) thing Ormund did wrong
>look! It's Sheepstealer's rider, very dead and unidentifiable!>well who is he?>don't know>where'd he come from?>not sure>how'd he tame a wild dragon?>unclear at this point>whose side was he on?>to be ascertainedWhat a shit fucking planHe had the whole ride back from the Reach to think of a good story and he just didn't
>>221737747You are conditioned by Highschool comedies.
>>221737805If it was just the targshit stuff I wouldn't care, but there was literally no reason for him to have the rape victim's husband killed, especially after he made a show of having the soldier gelded. It was strictly tacked on to make him out to be the bad guy.
>>221737841He's a andal bitch though
>>221737833>>221737841the hightowers are squatters thosomeone else built the base of the hightower
>>221737866he's gay af
>>221737808Oldtown is a lot older than Valyria
>>221737733Helaena is so fucking hotI used to think she looked weird
>>221737866Trusting a t*rg(Aemond)
>>221737866not raping more
>>221737808people forget that the Vlayrians are a bunch of Johnny come latelys to the big leagues, and only became so because they stumbled upon dragons
>>221737733THEY FAT
>>221737866Appeared in this crappy show.
>mfw Rhaenyra has been queen for two days and she still hasn't wiped out my entire bloodline
>>221737713The writers hate Aegon so they give him flaws and weaknesses and force him to suffer and struggle.The writers love Rhaenyra so they make her perfect and always do the right thing, and if she ever does fail it's ALWAYS someone else's fault. What they couldn't understand is that people actually find a flawed character who struggles much more endearing and interesting than a perfect author's pet Mary Sue.
>>221737884She looks weird as Alicent's young daughter.
>>221737867>He had silver hair, I think the greens are trying to raise their own bastard dragon ridersIt was really that simple
Bloodstone Emperor chads represent.
Why did they make every rapist make a point of having a wife? What did Sara Hess mean by that?
>>221737884Imagine if they were raped in that place.
They should've aged up rhaenyra and alicent again mid S2
>>221737808The Hightower is older than the Wall, much older than anything the sister fucker lizards built in their volcanic shithole
>>221737818What are you gonna do about it abomination
>>221737908>Bloodstone Emperor The wut?
>>221737899But Rhaenyra comes across as completely retarded, irritable and inept.
Yes, yes, take the money and go, Daemon. I'm quite busy.
>>221737879there is no record of anyone being there before the hightowersthey even have the silver hair.
>>221737787>"My spirit will rise from the grave and Westeros will see i was right". Famous last words of Lord Ormund Hightower
>>221737935Not even the deepest lore.
>>221737884Get a black cock in both of them NOW!!!!!
>>221737817I love how raw that art is in showing what Dragons are in essence, monsters. In the show I bet they will be like frightened puppy dogs and framed as a tragedy rather than a triumph of man and liberation of the oppressed.
Rhaenyra gets all her kids killed. Immediately becomes a crazy cat lady.
>>221737938I wish that I was her dog
>the Targaryans are a savage race, poor in intellect but rich in cunningoy vey cool it with the antisemitism
Aemond is chained in a dungeon being pegged by Alyss
>>221737949Vince?
They had the rape fetish beack in season 1Remember when the literal first scene we see adult Aegon is after he raped the castle maid
>>221737808Hightowers are first men. They come from the empire of the dawn just like those sheep fuckers in Valeryia. In the books the only mention of their coloring is a 30ish year old woman with silver hair.
>>221737797IRL some lizards can slow down their metabolis to the point of an apparent death to spare energy recover from dire iniuries. Some of them are almost Immortal as long their enviorement isnt cold enough
>>221737884Phia is like a hotter version of a girl I know irl she even has the same tits it's weirdI also know a guy who looks a lot like Aegon; I had to send him the EW ads lol
>>221737942>there is no record of anyone being there before the hightowersThey didn't built the base of black stone, some other civilization traveled around the world building shit with the black stone>the ironborn throne>asshai>the ruins of sothoryos>the base of the hightowerNot to mention the yiti lore related to it.
>>221737920Have you ever saw a wife or woman beater without a wife/woman?
>>221737938YJK
>>221737713What was that thing again?
>>221737989Yeah, in the can.
>>221737957Their only intelligent king so far has been Jaehaerys so he kinda has a point
>>221738006A dragon scale, retard
>>221738006A very large guitar pick
The septon chatting shit about dragons to the dragon queen was weird. Since when do the Seven give a shit about dragons?
>>2217378575 and 6 can remain filler seasons if they made 7 & 8 kino
>>221737965I think he's talking about the Targ faction
>>221738006retard
>>221738032They need to let you know religion is badExcept jew shit
>>221738032Since Aenys I
>>221738023I thought it was a nail from dragon's claw but scale makes more sense
Helaena's tits looked great in that nightdress, please furnish me with screencaps of the most extraordinarily high quality and resolution
>>221738065here you go
>>221738014Visenya was smart enough to learn blood magic from the books on Dragonstone without a teacher and Aenys following her advice would have prevented the conflict with the Faith. Too bad she was barren and could only make a chuddy male clone of herself.
>>221738032Septons have always been anti targaryens, it's Rahenyra that should have known better than start telling the high septon about her dragon dream deliriums of greatness.
>>221738065see>>221737733
Is it me or is the thread faster this week
>>221737733>ywn have a sleepover with helaena and alicent
>>221738065
>>221738134green episode
>Ormund is consistently based, clever, refined, honorable and courageous>make him make Daeron kill a smallfolk just to prove a point (the point being the ACKCHUALLY Ormund is bad OK??)character assassination was inevitable since he's a white male but I'm still salty
why technology is still the same in game of thrones after 300 years
>>221738134>Aegon>Ormund>Daeron>HelaenaOf course
>>221738160v o l u m e s
>>221738163Ignore this plot point, just like everyone ignored coronation massacre, murder of Jaehaerys and Daemon killing his wife.
Why do the directors/editors always cut away before the scene is actually over? Do the writers just not know how to finish a scene? But even accepting that, they don't let any shots just linger for a bit, and have the actors act/react. It just always cuts away.
>>221738160>Alicent looks directly at her daughter's chest
>>221738160gaahdayum, where's she been hiding those
>>221738163people here are praising this shit lol
>>221737239Ofc it's dyed... why would the fake Daeron have Silver Hair if the real Daeron didn't originally have it?
>>221738163They're not just assassinating the white men. Corlys fucking abandons his kids, having completely given up on legitimizing them. He's just gonna fuck off to get a pack of smokes or fight some random marauders that don't matter.
>>221738163literally a terrorist
>>221738225Because the writers aren't smart enough to realize that's dumb.
Will we get any topless scenes with the main chicks in Hotd?
>>221738228>Corlys fucking abandons his kidsI mean his kids are fully grown and knights of the realm, what more can he do for them. Rhaenyra's made it clear that she's never going to make them Velaryons.
>refuse to let Ulf call himself Targaryan>refuse to let Corlys call Adam VelaryanIs she retarded or self-sabotaging on purpose as a form of self harm?
>>221738228He is leaving him to learn about ruling.
He comes....
>>221738205>Canonical breast expansion in a show in 2026 AD
>>221737202rape scene fatigue
>>221738271Ulf is not retarded, he never tried to make himself a targaryan because even a random drunk peasant knows better but they have to make him look bad.
>>221738228>abandons his kidsWell, he is black
Why hasn't Daemon killed Mysaria yet?
There is reference to GRRMs deleted blog in episode 2
>>221738271Her actress in the behind the Episodes said these are bad mistakes shes starting to make as grief for her lost kids, stress for ruling without being ready and growing paranoias are making her less and less lucid
>>221738331That would be racist, sexist and homophobic
>>221738256Mysaria was topless in s1
>>221738329That just makes it funny, but since the character isn't supposed to be black, it's still a character assassination. He's been obsessed with his family name and continuing it. But he just shrugs and gives up. He's not the same character anymore.
>>221737635But we know their father. Corlys. Who isn't a Targ.
>Alicent making herself fat on purpose to show the smallfolk the decadence of the nobility and their QueenCheeky chubby slag
So does Ulf really betray Rhae just because she told him to stop going to his old tavern?
I cannot get Crusader Conflicts and AGOT to work without crashingThe show is shitThese are desperate times
>>221737643Sunfyre is hibernating still under Dragonstone in the books. fAegon awakens and claims him.
It's another Daenerys situation, if a little less dramatic. The writers were so in love with Rhaenyra they built her up to be this noble and worthy ruler, and now they're running up against the canon of her being actually pretty shit it feels clunky and awkward as they find copes for it, unable to fully commit due to having overplayed their hands before she took the crown.
>>221738392Why not? What good is a dragon if you are still a bitch. Chadmund Hightower will make Ulf his chief tavernmaster.
>>221738392>So does Ulf really betray Rhae just because she told him to stop going to his old tavern?Pretty sure its more that he now has a dragon and he wants to be a big important person but he realizes that he is still nothing, no castles, no bitches and no tavern drinks
>>221738392At this point his tavern buddies will be killed by someone and he will accuse Whorenyra of it
>>221738405It's all the fault of men. They should have read her mind and understood her intentions and then always tell her she's right.
>>221738392Him and Hugh figure that since dragons are what make you royalty, and they have dragons, logically they should be royalty. they but this rational explanation to Rhaeny and she tells them to fuck off, so they betray her
>>221738405I don't see the criticism. All last season she was a clueless retard also. The show whitewashes away her war crimes, yes, but they never held her up as a wise and intelligent administrator. She has always been shown to be indecisive.
>>221737988hightowers are descendants of the great empire of the dawn
>>221738405>Sansa is now super smart and super strategic Why are writers shit at writing women in power? Pic not related
>>221738032A religious mob literally slaughtered the dragons, do you even know your history
>>221737988>No one there before HightowersExcept the Hightower itself is built over an ancient Lovecraft ruin
>>221738163>honorableExcept for the fake Daeron part.
>>221738439>All last season she was a clueless retard also.The writers don't think that.
>>221738461Yes but someone was there before.
>>221738338I'd like to think so. The showrunners underestimated just show much the fat man can still influence the fanbase.
>>221738256Sources tell me we get to see naked Haelena Please god...
Post it
Was her feeding the nobles rats in the books? Because that was kinda baller
>>221738471The alternative was handing over his ward to people who would likely kill him as a rival claim to the throne
>>221738163I knew from the first moment his jaw was on screen that they were going to find a way to make him comically evil
>>221738489Don't you fucking monkey paw me like >>221738152
>>221738510Of course not lmao and no that's not "baller" it's fucking retarded. Are you a 40yo woman or something?
>>221738392>So does Ulf really betray Rhae just because she told him to stop going to his old tavern?You don't mess with a man's rituals. You don't mess with the things that get him through the day.https://youtu.be/BTYDAHyjna0?si=mFWN_CzvVddh0Krb&t=15
>>221738471What would you have him do?
>>221737202she walked outta that cave like she was gonna ask for tree-fiddy
>>221737266Only Knight of the Seven Kingdoms pulled it off
>>221738510Was it? Was it baller?
>>221737937>But Rhaenyra comes across as completely retarded, irritable and inept.well yes, it is hard to intentionally write a character smarter than yourself
>>221737258spelled "coon" wrong
>>221738392She literally imprisoned him in the red keep and put a guard on him. He can only leave to go the dragon pit for combat missions. He's meant to be a Knight now. She's literally insane.
>Daemon wants men with wings>Daemon nuzzles Daeron a little too muchWhy are they making him a gay nonce all of a sudden?
>>221738516So he handed over an innocent person to get killed instead. After threatening to kill his mother if he didn't comply. That's not something an honorable person would do.
>>221738524>>221738577Yeah it was one good moment of her putting people in their place instead of simpering and whining about not being a man. Displaying a woman's sort of courage, as Brienne would have said
>>221738592That Daeron was a girl.
>>221738592He’s a gay pedo in the books too
>>221738614The point is you don’t do that to your noblemen as a queen when they already think your crazy and shouldn’t be on the throne
>>221738614It was cringe as fuck. If I was a noble I wouldn’t feel pwnd I’d be looking at rhaenyra as if I was looking at a retarded child
>The tavern guys having the balls to still bring up Ulf's tab even when he now has a dragonkek
>>221738620Seriously? Like IRL girl or in show girl?
>>221738649Like she said they're minor nobles and (((merchants))), who gives a fuck what they think. Dragon nuke them and cleanse their filth from the city
>>221738392>So does Ulf really betray Rhae just because she told him to stop going to his old tavern?Why be a prisoner when you can be a king?
>>221738592he was always a bit noncey>rhaenyra_and_deamon_at_the_brothel.webmand fake daeron was actually a pretty girl so it wasn't gaymen with wings is just tight as shit
>>221738667Yeah but instead of doing that she fed them a rat dinner. That’s fucking retarded and cringe and sackless
>>221738653Both you retard. Are you blind? She is cute as fuck.
>>221738630She could have just spooked them with a dragon, that's the kind of power ordinary nobles will never have so it affects them more.
Does Westeros not have wheat? How the fuck did Rhaenyra's blockade stop the poor getting bread?
>>221738653The IRL actor is a FtM, I don't know what that implies for the character, I'm too confused and exhausted by modernity
>>221738695Google is saying its a lad called Charlie Gordon
>>221738650When Ulf came to Rhaenyra I initially thought it was to ask for more pocket money for the tavern.
>>221737840By not doing it
>Rhaenyra takes an entire episode to demand food for a bunch of whiny proles>Aegon takes a single scene to demand food for hardworking peasantsMy king.
>>221738331It would be treason now
There is no way we are getting my nigga Trystane, right?
>>221738736>RAAAAAAAPE
>>221738585The guy is going to just fly to tumbeton stopping at every tavern along the way just out of spite.
>>221737438I'd be the dragonkeeper desperately trying to teach the dragons to respond to commands such as "move your tongue around more", "ow ow ow ouch that hurts" and "get down on your knees and suck every last drop'a my cum until my dick is drained NOW" in High Valyrian
>>221738718Look at the old pictures on his* IMDB
>>221738446kek
>>221738737Comrade Aegon. General Secretary of the RED keep.
So what, Ulf and Hugh just turn to the other side during the Tumbleton battle ? What is the context ?
Bro you have other children by Daemon, just kill Joffrey and make one of them the heir and call Corlys' kids Velaryon. You don't even like Joffrey bitch, what the fuck kind of retarded plan is this
Rhaenyra expects loyalty for nothing. She makes Ulf and Hugh knights of the realm, sure, but she doesn't have the gold to pay them. She doesn't respect or appreciate them. She gives them nothing but scorn. They get dragons, sure, but that's just a means for them to risk their lives for her.
>>221738788Daemon and Aegon die. Corlys and Adam have already turned Green so they figure why the fuck not join them since Rhaenyra won't look after them like they think they deserve. Plus Hugh has the biggest surviving dragon now, so he figures that makes him King by Targ logic
Why is Rhaenyra so cold towards her husband? She genuinely seems to despise him.
>>221738737Aegon the True always sided with the commonfolk. Otto counciled him to side with noblity and Aegon throw his ass in a dungeon
>>221738808*Daemon and Aemond, plus their dragons
>>221738585Also she called him her slave.
>>221738788Hugh will loose his wife and Ulf already hates Rhaenyra for being treated like a dog. In the book it was just about power. Lord >Knight
>>221738788The dragonseeds figure out if they unionize, they are stronger than Rhaenyra, who bizarrely seems to hate them despite them being the entire reason she is winning.
>>221738701
>>221738700The Greens under Aemond's orders shut the gates preventing the smallfolk from leaving the captial and the Black blockade prevented food from coming in by land. A good portion of the Reach which is the bread basket(where all the wheat and CORN is) of Westeros is in favor of the Greens, they aren't going to supply good for the blacks.
>>221738811He was undermining her in season 2 iirc
>Skip through the scenes with Rhaenyra, the nogs, and Daemon's mutt daughterHey, not a bad episode.
>>221738788power hunger and a sense of under appreciation from the team black. Ulf wants Highgarden and Hugh wants the Iron Throne itself. But the show made them (Hugh at least) good guy coded so his turning will be due to some emotional shit with his wife that normgroid audiences can relate to
>>221738765>"Learning that King of Queens still has an active social media presence is like learning about one of those Japanese soldiers still fighting in the jungle in the 1970's."
>>221738808wrong, Addam's entire thing is being loyal to the end, Rhaenyra just stupidly starts shit with him and Corlys (Corlys helps kill Aegon later though)
>>221738856He'll tell Rhaenyra his wife is dead and she'll tell him to just get over it, after all she lost a husband too and she's doing just fine
>>221738856>normgroid audiences can relate tothe bar reactors will still hate him because he'll be against their precious rhaenyra
>>221738870It's a comfy show.
>>221738831Slave driving Essosi Targshits never change. Jaehaerys would be ashamed, his work undone.
>>221738886Daemon will attack Tumbleton. Hugh will switch sides to try and save her, she'll die in the battle anyway. Hugh's now stuck as a turncoat and resenting the Greens decides to go full retard and claim the throne.
We need this settled once and for all. Real Daeron - Male character played by male actorFake Daeron - Probably male character played by not fully transitioned FtM transman, so it's not gay to want to fuck his boy (formerly girl) pussy.Right?
1 more season, i'm guessing daemon dies in the ending of this season ? and rhaenyra at the end of season 4
>>221737884She doesn't look well as a non-retarded character (it's the faces she makes), and her irl hairstyles are meh at most. But then again, a lot of modern actresses look very disappointing irl compared to their costumed selves.
>>221738917Valyrian and Ghiscari slavery is actually trad and based. The (((Braavosi))) and the (((Westerosi))) banks will instead put you into debt slavery, a yoke you don't see until it cuts into your neck.
>>221738955more confusing than the Sharako Lohar situation
Old meme I found. This only applies to their book selves. I actually like the show ones.
Do normies even care about show Baela and Rhaena
>>221738572I was always fond of the original GoT Kingsguard. Maybe with actual gauntlets and closed helmets but still good in its own way.
>>221738955>Real Daeron - Male character played by male actorLooks a bit feminine to me
>>221739006They pretend to support poc women
>>221738762I wish to see Ulf and Hugh just bro out at taverns. Addam can't fuck off though fucking black bootlicker.
>>221739006They liked the one married to Jace last I checked
>>221739006Is the "safe horny" people were talking about last year?
>>221739089She wasn't married to Jace though
>>221739118Baela was
>>221738964The ending of this season is prep work for the Second Battle of Tumbleton. Daemon dies early next season, Rhaeyrna dies in the middle, the rest of the season is Hour of the Wolf.
>>221739118Yes she was, they got engaged in Paddy's last episode
huge hammer going to betray queen over house?
>>221739165Technically he's going to betray her because his wife will die in one of the battles of tumbleton
I knew that Rhaenyra was a retard, but holy shit does E03 drive it home. She is already completely overwhelming, but if you listen to the stuff presented before her, its mostly simple mundane shit. Like one dude was talking about being short of candlewax. How the fuck can she be overwhelmed by a very simple purchase request? And the food situation shouldn't even be that difficult. The food shortage was because of the blockade. Blockade is lifted, so food will start naturally flowing again. And in the meantime, she should just order some food from Driftmark and Dragonstone, where it would have surely been stockpiled in case of a siege. And hunting the Kingswood was a fine idea. No idea why she walked that back. It breaks with tradition...so what? There is a famine. You can break with tradition for one season.
Wow, Aegon has sympathy for peasant kids. It's like he never watched children fight to the death in King's Landing.
The wine shortage mentioned in last episode is foreshadowing to Ulf's turn. The Red Keep runs out of wine, Ulf's joins the Greens for sip of that Arbor Gold.
>>221739176Its the Greens that do the mass rape there though. So why would he betray Rhaenyra and join the army that massacres his wife?
>>221739207Its almost like nearly dying and losing all your powerful is a humbling and character building experience.
>>221739216They're going to change the story, have Rhaenrya burn tumbleton and accidentally gank his wife.
The Hightowers are the master race.
>>221739045That armor looked good, but not as Kingsguard armor. Change the crown to a flower and it would excellent Tyrell armor or something.
>>221739202>You can break with tradition for one season.It's a slippery slope you let them hunt in the Kingswood , next thing you know they start talking about human rights and writing up the Magna Carta.
I AM A DRAGON RIDERI AM A DRAGON RIDERI AM A DRAGON RIDERSER HIGHTOWERI AM A DRAGON RIDER
Why was Otto so fat
>>221738653Obviously both. Why would they cast a girl to play a boy? That wouldn't make sense. She's intended to be a girl in the show too.
>>221739202Didn't you hear, Larys took all the gold. No money to buy food regardless of blockade and no money to buy wax
>>221739210>mfw the Red Keep runs out of wine
>>221739268Pick your white supremacist faction nazichuds; the one who loses and gets genocided or the one who gets away with it and wins. I know what I’m going with
>>221738719I would think dragonriders would at least get some kind of stipend. But do they not give them any?
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>>221738684If there are men with wings how are they not ruling the whole fucking planet? Are they just not interested in conquest?
>>221739281Apparently nobody knows what Daeron looks like so Daemon saw a Targ looking twink and assumed it was him.The septon in the last season of Dunk was ftm as well.
>>221738679He's obviously stronger than any woman, why shouldn't he be king over her?
>>221739305>But do they not give them any?The entire crown treasury fit on a single dragon saddle mate.
>>221739305Knights are meant to be self-sufficient, that's why you only knight people with an existing household that can fund their lifestyle, arms and armour.
>>221739305>least get some kind of stipendApparently not enough since Hugh can't afford to buy a house and Ulf was bankrupt by buying a round at the Tavern
whos the girl that plays fake daeron ? shes pretty cute
>>221739216Apparently either Daemon or a finally exausted Rhaenyra orders the torching of the city, killing Hugh's family. According to the leaks at least
>>221739357She's a he. A trans-he, but still a he
>>221739305She should but RhaeRhae is broke atm so she's currently paying them in promises and disregard. I'm sure this won't backfire...
I like how after everything that Rhaenyra has done--the blockade causing mass starvation, beheading little Jahaeres in his baby Targaryen crib, or burning untold thousands of soldiers from the Crownlands for example, people are still fixated on her kids, or which only 1 remains, being bastards.
>>221738744So? What's Rhaenyra going to do?
>>221739374Because it's the funniest
>>221739374Her being a whore was the cause of all of this to begin with
>>221739364Yep. Its in the leaked script scene. >The gods give, and the gods take away>Now march to Tumbleton>And rape who you may
>>221739374Well its hard to write a whole manifesto on how horrible she is as graffiti
>>221739426True. The IRL royal family are guilty of all sorts of heinous shit, but it's just easier to tweet that Prince Andrew is a nonce and call it a day
>>221739435>>221739435>>221739435New thread
>>221739437Of course, the english throne holders are illegittimate usurpers since 1688
>>221739349Or even better, Daemon said he brought 10,000 gold dragons.The prizes for the Hand's Tourney in GoT were:>40,000 gold dragons for the winner of the joust>20,000 for the runner-up>20,000 for the winner of the melee>10,000 for the winner of the archery contestI'm not sure how much inflation there could even be when we're talking about gold coins.
>>221739426I know a four-letter word that would suit her well.Jerk
>>221739077I was prepared to like him but then they made him gay, so now I don't care and hope he dies soon.
>>221739426ROMANS GO HOME
>>221739353They only just knighted him, and that is separate from being a dragonrider. I'm saying pay the fucking dragonriders. Knights can fend for themselves, whatever.
>>221739374Pretty sure Corlys tagged that wall.
>>221737733I didn't understand this scene. What is it implying?
>>221739740That Helaena is pregnant.
>>221739751How though? They're confined to quarters.
>>221739324Can't breathe fireEqually as vulnerable to arrows as a normal unwinged manHave no need of lands or golds because the entire sky is their kingdom
>>221739374That font and symbol looks too modern imo
>>221739852Even just the paint looks too substantial, and doesn't look brushed on
nuncle
>>221739374I could have sworn they didn’t actually write in English
>>221739928fDaeron is iclh
>>221739770She start showing now, it means that the deed was committed quite some time ago.
>>221739207This shit pissed me off, we get a single passing blink and you miss it moment of Aegon horrified looking at the children searching the soldiers' corpses like dunk did then he's immediately humiliated.Whats the point if you're not going to do any character development and have him stand up for the smallfolk against those bandits ruling rooks rest after seeing the suffering from the war? He's only shown as pissed cause he got nothing to eat and he'll fuck off next episode having done nothing anyways when sunfyre wakes up and burns those thugs.
