>>221744548
FIRST FOR THE RATCATCHERS

IM A LANNISTER
SUCK ME OFF

>settlement which economy is based on poop collecting
A fitting metaphore.

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You want to kill your Emperor... here I am

i desperately want to suck on helaena's big boobas and drink all that sweet mommy milk

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>>221744632
It's just flesh anon.

I need to see more Ormund hitting his vape.

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>wake up Sunfyre, rise

>>221744639
was Melly Sanders actually transforming into a hot mid-30s woman or was it just an illusion? Like was Stannis actually plapping grandma cheeks without realizing it?

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>>221744632
>tfw you accidentally chestmogg your mom

>>221744711
She didn't even need the necklace to look hot naked until S6 when D&D decided it was an illusion or something.

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>>221744712
Alicent needs to teach her how to ride.

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>>221744599
Aegon is like textbook "burnt-out gifted kid" into "indomitable underdog" right? Grew up with insanely high expectation but failed to live up to them, got depressed and basically hedonism spiraled, squanders a lot of his gifts, but when push to comes to shove turns out to be better at shit than most others, pulling through things that should've and would've killed anyone else.

fuck all hightower jews

>>221744711
if she had the necklace on he was fucking what you saw on screen

>>221744806
>Grew up with insanely high expectation
No, rhaenyra was the heir so he was just there doing whatever the fuck he wanted and otto never tried to educate him to be a king because he wanted power and a puppet king.

>>221744806
I wouldn't call him indomitable. His second reign isn't exactly long.

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I’m ok with Alicent being the one to put on weight.

>>221744711
The necklace is a retcon. There are plenty of scenes she doesn't wear it. D&D are just retards.

>>221744853
Hunter Schafer looking zesty

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>>221744800
Look at her go!

>foids and normies still hate cole because he was sexist to rhaenyra in s1

>>221744818
Hey just stopping by to say based.

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Sex with Jeyne Arryn

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Low in intellect, high in cunning.

>>221744853
Hmmm Alicent has a better foot game.

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>>221744800
>>221744876
wouldnt last 30 seconds

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Mwah yes
Mwaaaahhh, yes

>Have you tried just becoming a crazy cat lady, my queen?

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>>221744884
Outta my fucking way, Targshits

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>>221744884
>they're incestuous aliens Duncan
>Low in intellect, high in cunning

>>221744882
>dog lady
yjk why she wasn't married

>>221744884
targs are ill-made, spiteful little creatures full of envy, lust and low cunning

>>221744908
Mwaaaaaaaah, the French...

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>>221744940
Not so fast.

>Cole and Gwayne doing guerrilla warfare against the blacks
I thought it was the other way around

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnkATp12uRI

Official and canon Phia Saban/Helaena Targaryan ASMR
Which /got/hotd/dunk waifu do YOU want them to do this kind of content with next?

>>221744882
They didn't want to have a scene in the Eyrie without a sitting on the throne with some dumb animal attached to her and interrupting the important grown-up conversations.

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>>221745018
Cole is dornish in the show
He mastered the ISIS way of fighting when he was a child

>>221744882
https://youtu.be/3gsWt7ey6bo

>>221744879
He's a SIMP but in reverse, dude is consumed by thoughts of Rhaenyra purely of his own making. Like he could've just eased the fuck up and enjoyed the ride as glorified bodyguard. But he had a melty for no god damn reason and now he knows he's insignificant and going to die in the mud for fucking nothing.

>>221744848
Because he got poisoned, he refused to surrender and take the black to the end.
o7

>>221744882
She auramogs everyone. She's transcended the game of thrones and watches it all with amusement from on high.

>>221745019
Emma D'arcy, she got a good voice on her.

>>221745078
She raped him

>>221745018
Yeah the riverlords and the northerns killed his scouts and rearguard but I doubt he will do anything before he gets killed and we saw the leaked pic of his head

>>221739848
But can drop rocks on dumb non-winged men from 10,000 feet in the air above.

>>221745078
She stripped him of his honor and made him break his most important oath.
In his mind, thats the only thing he had to his name.
He has every right to be pissed

>>221744908
>Ormund is literally le Nazi officer
I was wondering why a Green was allowed to be competent

>>221745098
She Murdered Him!

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>>221744876
Lovely fragrance your grace!

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>>221745083
Y did she ask for a dragon though?

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Why it ok for rhaenyra to kiss other people but not this

>>221745123
Are we supposed to believe that a medieval man is gonna go down on a woman?

>>221745078
>to die in the mud for fucking nothing.
At least he has a chance to kill some r*verlanders.

>>221745146
Well, I mean, that wasn't in the script. Rhaenyra's actress is just raping everyone on set IRL.

>>221745153
Yes.

>>221744800
>>221744876
>Rocking instead of bouncing
No. That shit bends your cock and is so uncomfortable.

>>221745146
that's so dumb because daemon and nettles is not even a real thing just mushroom shitposting

>>221745146
lmao Daemon’s ex is literally on Rhaenyra’s council!

>>221745018
>>221745018
>I thought it was the other way around
In the book yeah, they constantly harass Cole's already diminished host on the way back to KL, they dwindle in numbers as men disappear in the night, they run low on supplies and others leave everything behind and desert as they become hopeless that they'll make it.
Finally a bunch of riverscum just kill the few left at the Butcher's Ball and execute Criston.
This is probably one of the few changes that's actually interesting.

>>221745153
This whole show is a feminist power fantasy, so I guess so.

>>221745153
He's a jumped-up commoner and she's the queen mother, he'll do as commanded.

>>221745153
he's not some fancy pants noble
he gets down and dirty

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>>221744848
>Survived getting burned by Vhagar and crushed under Meleys
>Survived months in a perilous coma
>Successfully traveled in secret to the literal heart of the enemy faction
>Reunites with his dragon which others had thought was finished
>Convinces the whole garrison to turn on their woman who was their lady for over a decade
>Refuses pain medication
>Returns to the capital in chaos, puts down the riots and ends the anarchy
>Holds on to the idea of victory, tries to produce new heirs
>Has to be poisoned to put an end to him before he castrated Aegon the Younger, ending Rhaenyra's line as far as anyone at the time was concerned (Viserys II was thought dead)
The first one alone is honestly enough to put him in legendary status. Name another character who survived such a serious injury in a dragon fight. Rhaenys comes the closest, but she didn't get burned or crushed by another dragon, and was captured then probably tortured to death right after she crash-landed. Dorne as a whole before Daeron II is pretty retarded though, so who really cares.
>>221744843
S1 Alicent and Otto literally go on and on about how he is "the challenge" and how Rhaenyra and Daemon will murder him + his whole family if he doesn't prepare. The show makes them retarded by not having them do more, but the idea that Aegon had no pressure about living up to expectations is silly.

>>221745078
For nothing? For his honor. A woman like you can never understand. But you are the target audience so whatever.

>High Tower sigil is phallic
GEORGE

>>221744548
Any Blackfyre fans here?

>>221745019
I didn't think I could be more in love with my life, but this video changed that.

>>221745192
And Rahenyra kissed that ex
Targshit degeneracy knows no bounds of propriety....

Who got Helaena pregnant? Aemond? Or am I forgetting something!

>>221745083
>>221745130
Praise Sol

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>>221745238
Blackfyre board!

>>221745146
>really wants to see this couple make it work
We do?

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>>221745238
Forever and always

>>221745272
Yeah, we want the lesbian empresses of Essos

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ser criston respects women

>>221744903
I'd last a minute in her ass

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>Sending the drunken rake to be in charge of watching Tumbleton over the competent ex-blacksmith who is clearly more capable and invested in serving you

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>>221745238
Soon.

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>>221745238

>Caraxes defies Daemon to go fight Sheepstealer
Is this on sight behavior canon dragon behavior?

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>>221745259
Glad to see there are still some other true believers on /tv/

Was Bittersteel's problem just getting cucked by Shiera Seastar? Were the Blackfyre rebellions actually incel rebellions?

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>get bullied into usurping your brothers throne while you have a huge fucking dragon asking you to roast this guy

What a huge fucking pussy lmao, Daeron the Daring more like Daeron the Raped KEK

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>>221745298
>soon
It's been 15 years
He has been fighting in the stormlands for 15 fucking years

>>221745222
I doubt it, Aegon had no expectations for himself he was drinking and fucking whores all the time. He was completely aimless.

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>>221745328
and he'll fight for 15 more if thats what it takes

>>221745327
For now he's not being made to usurp anyone, they are in survival mode as of now

>>221745100
He gets shown fighting in the trailers so they'll probably have a scene or two of him and gwayne hunting rivermen and norfmen guerilla style before they finally get ambushed, him executed and gwayne captured.

>>221745307
Caraxes sensed an enemy, Sheepstealer was itching for a fight

>>221745272
Not me. I've been wanting Daemon to kill her and everyone else around her since season 1. Knowing full well of course that he won't.

>fake daeron is a literal ftm
I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!

>>221745359
Yeah the monologue about literally usurping and establishing Hightower rule is to be ignored

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>>221745238

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>>221745317
if anyone was cucked by shiera its bloodraven
Bittersteel said fuck it and focused on other things after being rejected
bloodraven was seething and kept trying, even tolerating her fucking other dudes

>>221745249
Jaspyr Wyld

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>>221745317
Shiera rejecting him and Quentyn Fireball getting passed over for the Kingsguard spot.

Every Targaryen name is some combination of the letters [ademnosvy]

>>221745327
Ormund is literally his only father figure who raised him since he was a babe. He doesn't even know the rest of his family.

>>221745307
>>221745366
which is weird because sheepstealer is bigger, older and stronger than caraxes

Tyland Lannister is still holding his breath.

>>221745409
name?

>>221745361
They avoid fighting scenes like the plague so they will probably get ambushed and killed.

>>221745317
Bittersneed lost his shit when Aegon dropped his mom for the other woman, that's why he never recovered he actually thought the king was going to divorce his wife and marry his mom also Fireball fucked Daemon as well.

>>221745425
Shiera Seastar

>>221745418
He literally calls him an abomination with tainted and he just stands there like a bitch lol

>>221745327
hes good boy and loyal

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>>221745440

>>221745440
>*squints*
>Yep... incestuous aliens alright...

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>>221745327
He's a good boy

>>221745460
>that cgi in the weirwood
How fucking lazy can you be

So is Sunfyre hibernating or something? What will his return be like?

>>221745444
He is accustomed to it.

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Let us pray to the Seven! I'll start.

Warrior, we ask you to give us the strength to slay the incestuous schizos subverting our people

>>221745444
He also calls him a blessing and that he alone out of his brothers remained a Hightower. Ormund is breaking him but then building him back up.

>>221745185
haha yes, well met fellow sex haver

>>221745502
but please save us Aemond...

>Ormund showing off his BWC to the resident lady

>>221745501
Yes because he is a bitch

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>>221745238
Now and fore-
Wait, where did all these ravens come from?

>>221745460
This godswood shouldn't have a weirwood.

>>221745146
lmao

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>>221745509
>Aemond
CRAVEN CUNT

>>221745518
He is too well mannered to get into a pissing match with his nuncle.

>>221745511
notice how she dominated her husband but instantly submitted to ormund after the bwc reveal? ormund was right about foids

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>>221745549

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>"Oh."

>>221745400
>Bittersteel said fuck it and focused on other things after being rejected
>bloodraven was seething and kept trying, even tolerating her fucking other dudes
It is quite literally the opposite

>>221745511
BHC

>>221745581
>when I press tab and see my toplane is 0/9

>>221745534
neither should any godswood south of the neck save for raventree hall, but grrm retconned that in ACOK or ASOS

>>221745511
>>221745616
BAC

Big Andal Cock

>>221745511
>Ormund showing her the REAL reason they're called House "Hightower"

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>>221745502
To the Maiden, we thank you for providing us with an abundance of rapees.

>>221745581
They are totally going to do the "I'll suck your dick. I'll eat your shit" thing with him, aren't they?

>>221745606
These faggots won't even show The Cannibal deep frying the house negro Alyn.

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>>221745643
to the maiden we ask you to protect helaena and jaehaera

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>>221745608

wtf is Larys going to do when the Cats start blotting out his rat eyes? Warg the cats instead?

>constant posts about cuckoldry
sheesh that jeet must have a fetish

>>221745679
Why are foids so evil
Not that cuckraven doesn't deserve it, the dastardly kinslayer, but still, fucking foids man.

>Rhaenyra is now more retarded than Ulf

>>221745714
Cuckoldry is the heart and soul of asoiaf. The whole plot of the books started with cuckoldry.

>and he immediately replies to defend himself
kek, what a gotten-to, permanently online bitch

>>221745679
So Shiera still fucked him, and this was before he became the dark wizard one man gestapo of Westeros? Whereas Bittersteel kept launching failed invasions out of sexual frustration?

>>221745714
george loves it, its in all his works

>>221745757
Ulf is the most honest one out of the fucker
>He wants a big castle, booze and to fuck, simple

Shit episode

Daemon was a cuck
Aegon is doing literal shit-work
Ormund is randomly made evil
No sign of Aemond

Only redeeming factor of this episode was Haelena's fat tits

>>221745117
why must the show always make the greens comically evil?it's so cartoonish

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Dany's dragons grew full size in 2 years

Most of the dragons in the Dance are small despite being cradle eggs the same age as their riders. The only way this can possibly make sense is for the maesters to have stunted the growth of the dragons via the dragonpits or with some kind of poison, but I just wish Condal would full send the Grand Maester/Faith/Oldtown Conspiracy

>>221745796
Why are foids incapable of understanding friendship and loyalty to your bro and think everything revolves around their clams?
At that point Bittersteel was engaged to his niece.

incels>>>>>cucks. thats why bittersteel is better than cringeraven

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>ulf rises to become one of the most powerful people in the kingdom
>stays true to himself
>does not forget his bros and tries to help them
Redditors hate this man btw.

>>221745796
>So Shiera still fucked him
Anon I'm sorry but if you propose to a woman several times while she's fucking half the contient, you are not winning just because you get pity sex every once in a while

>>221745796
Bittersteel was a regular dude
Bloodraven was given literally every single special magic power GRRM has in asoiaf
>warging
>greenseer
>targ
>time travel
>prophecies
All of that and still couldnt get a bitch to marry him

>>221745827
Not everything is the Masters, keeping dragons and bondage stunts them because they’re not free to fly around

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>go to r/freefolk to see how the other side views the show
>they condemn Ormund, saying that the Targaryens are refugees from a natural disaster and not invaders
>Ormund is a racist and First Men/Andals aren't natives to Westeros despite living in Westeros for 6,000 to 12,000 years

how do people become like this?

>>221745827
There was supposed to be 5 year gap and gurm never patched all the plot holes.

>>221745809
Do not forget Sheepstealer basically being called a n*gger by Daemon was pretty funny

>>221745881
>>Ormund is a racist and First Men/Andals aren't natives to Westeros despite living in Westeros for 6,000 to 12,000 years
they are not wrong but his whole racism is fucking retarded especially when he is working for the targs and crying because aemond is not saving his ass

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>>221745858

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>>221745502
>>221745643
I love how his armor depicts The Seven Gods. The Mother and The Warrior on the center, The Smith and The Maiden below the right arm.

>>221745881
>refugees are not only welcome, but welcome to rule over us

they have to be parodying

>>221745835
Daemon’s daughter was twelve years old and that didn’t happen till the rebellion actually started

>>221745862
No, he wanted to marry her, but she didn’t want to, but they still slept together

>>221745865
Bloodraven becoming a dark wizard was not to get Shiera to marry him. He wanted to bring about the saviour of the world. And you know, he’s actually in ASOIAF, and not some random embittered Essosi sellsword

>>221745912
Why does she always look like shes about to let out a brap?

>>221745881
Aenar or whoever may be called refugee, not Aegon and his sisters.
Andals were refugees from valyroids trying to enslave them.

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>>221745912
>>221745858
She reminds me of the Aspie girl meme.

>>221745881
>Targaryens are refugees from a natural disaster and not invaders
aren't the doom of valyria and aegon's conquest 200 years apart?
>how do people become like this?
reddit is a literal brainswashing tool everything about it is optimized to make people parrot whatever the approved opinions(TM) are

>>221745923
Oh and forgot The Stranger below the Hightower sigil.

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>>221745700
That could've been a really cool reveal but instead we're getting a buddy cop comedy at Rook's Rest with Layrs and Aegon.

>>221745942
Yes, when the rebellion started he was already over the whore, glad we agree.
>He wanted to [headcanon]

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>>221745923
What's up with this Mother depiction being extra Theotokos-coded? Note how her hand even seems like she's presenting the child. There doesn't seem to be anything Fot7 lore of who the child the Mother is depicted with.

>>221745906
>they are not wrong
how many thousands of years does a people have to live somewhere to be considered native, oh progressive one?

>>221745942
>we all had her, but you still tried to marry her
It doesnt matter what he wanted to become. He proposed to her countless times while having all those overpowered abilities and still couldn’t lock down the town bicycle

>>221745827
Yeah, but her dragons you can just say special cases because they extra magical and hatched from petrified eggs in a fire magic ritual under a comet.

>>221746005
they will never be natives

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>>221745996

>>221746004
There is no better way to depict motherhood than to show a woman with a baby

>>221745912
Why are women cute?

>>221745881
they hate the white (andal) men. they will side with any foreigners against them

>>221745923
best armour in the series

>>221746004
why not?

>>221746028
>white (andal) men.
Andals are immigrants from Essos though. They come from the brown people continent. Only the First Men are white.

>>221746013
we must import more summer islanders or our society will fail!

>>221746028
very problematic, there's a lot to unpack here. white people cannot be native to any land.

>>221745987
That’s not been agreed to at all, he just settled for Daemon’s daughter after being rejected by Shiera, and proceeded to start a civil war
>>He wanted to [headcanon]
The entire discussion about the Blackfyre rebellions is headcanon based on different interpretations of the scant material we have. But Bloodraven being involved in the Prince that was Promised / Azor Ahai thing is not headcanon

Sansa Stark shagging Helerna

>>221746028
Chesterton wrote about this in 1925.
>I do not raise in this connection the special controversy about Spain and Mexico; but I may remark in passing that it resembles exactly the question that must in some sense be raised afterwards about Rome and Carthage. In both cases there has been a queer habit among the English of always siding against the Europeans, and representing the rival civilisation, in Swinburne’s phrase, as sinless; when its sins were obviously crying or rather screaming to heaven.

>>221744548
Is it me or does daeron have no aura in the show?

>>221746007
How do you know he had those overpowered abilities when he made the proposals? Do you think gestapo Bloodraven as Hand to Aerys is still hung up over Shiera?

I don't get it. If rape is the worst thing you can do on television (see: the lowest rated episode of GoT before season 8), why do they rely on it so much in HotD? Like I feel like Hess and Condal are just so lazy that they use rape and sexual assault as a means to teach the audience who to cheer for. The also act like they forgot that they made Aegon a rapist in season 1, it's crazy how it never got brought up again, but then again, neither did the Greens use Rhaenys' mass murder at the dragon pit.

>>221745906
Andals and First Men are like Western Hunter-Gatherers , Anatolian Neolithic Farmers , and Western Steppe Herders when it comes to Europeans. So they are all natives.

>>221746114
Remember Laenor?

>>221746125
Who are Corded Ware Culture?

>>221745116
>She stripped him of his honor and made him break his most important oath.

The Kingsguard oath says “don’t have kids” not “don’t have sex”.

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>>221745146
>We don't need to follow the book to a T because it's an unreliable biased history. This is what REALLY happened
>We're not going to include this character because we don't like something about her that in-universe was a completely unsubstantiated rumor

Fuck these faggots.

>>221746114
thats exactly why they use it. want to turn the audience against someone? make him a rapist. want to make the audience like somebody? have her raped. its intellectually and morally bankrupt writing

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When will the good times come back? When will the Sun shine again?
When will female nude scenes be common again?
I miss old GOT.
Can we at least see Helaena's pregrant booba?

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>>221746133
Corlys kind of forgot that he believes that Rhaenyra killed his son. It's so far in the past that his crashout about all of his heirs being bastards was negated by the fact (well as far as he knows) that his only true heir was murdered by the woman in front of him.

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How would solve the problems in KL right now if you’re so smart?

>>221746182
Criston got raped and normalfags still hate him.

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I cringe every time i see these Velaryons on screen

>>221746169
I will accept her death as long as Sheepstealer meets a violent end.

>>221746189
I'd declare for Aegon and have the crown's gold magically reappear

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>>221745146
Daemon and Nettles was so interesting in the book SPECIFICALLY because it wasn't clear cut as a romantic relationship; what the fuck is wrong with those writers

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>all this fighting over shiera, bloodraven and the marriage proposals
George already implied that she did marry him though I don't know if that's even worse.

>>221746196
ok but monke was hot

Do normies honestly enjoy or even consider any of the Velaryons to be their favorite characters? They all seem so fucking boring and lifeless.

>>221746222
Even that would not uncuck him. Once a cuck, always a cuck
>tfw she still hoed around

>>221746183
Still waiting on Emma to get butt naked.

>>221746222
>i fucked half of westeros im ready to settle down now
and cuckraven was like "wow im the luckies guy" lmao

>>221745146
>It didn't seem to us that a story of infidelity [between Daemon and Nettles] would be an appropriate path for Daemon and Rhaenyra, considering everything they had already been through up to that point.
MUSHROOM DOESN'T EXIST IN THE SHOW

Holy shit do you guys remember Daemon taking 14-year-old Rhaenyra to the brothel for blowjob lessons in season 1?

>>221746114
it's almost as if the director is retarded and any departure he makes from the books is bad

modern showriters know nothing but cheap shock, gore and sex
For as much as people complained about all the sex in GoT it ALWAYS had a purpose and never overstayed it's welcome.
It's the exact opposite in HoTD. The sex scenes are way too long and have no reason to be shown.

>>221746196
men can't be raped
criston was not raped

"you insolent ape"
whoa aegon racist

so GOT lure is tagreyans and dragons took power 300 years ago and then lost it 200 years ago

>>221746114
>it's crazy how it never got brought up again
wouldnt be surprised if that kid became palehair in the show lol

>Gwayne's complete disregard that his CO has a death wish and is trying to get them to form a suicide by dragon pact

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i stop watching every 2 minutes to consult maps and family trees

>>221746334
how do they know what a monkey is

>>221746381
there are monkeys in essos

>>221746334
this line implies not only that there's a theory of human evolution in westeros that is analogous to our own, but that it's so commonly known that people have created colloquialisms referencing it in everyday speech

take a dothraki, lower his iq score, give him lowly cunning and a dragon and you get a targ

>>221746400
Old Valeria was littered with em

>>221746254
Im losing my hope

>>221746379
Same, but I'm raping and counting rats instead

>>221745796
Cuck cope hahahahahaha

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So, what's going to happen next episode, also... Is Daemon going to fuck her? they seriously fucked up by removing Nettles.

>>221746125

First Men are Bronze Age, Andals are Iron Age.

>Book
Daeron the Daring
>Show
Daeron the Diddled

>>221746457
Ulf is going to go on a bender that gets slightly out of hand

>>221746412
No, you don't need to know about evolution to notice similarities between apes and humans.

>>221745796
Shierra also fucked bittersteel

>>221746245
They need to be flawless because they're black characters and would be racist to show a black person doing a bad thing on tv, that's why they're so boring

>>221746495
They are going to burn tumbleton and betray Rhaenyra?

>>221746457
>daemon never gave a shit about her
>suddenly is willing to let her keep a wild dragon and lies to Rhaenyra about it

character assassination
daemon would've 100% cut that ho down right there and then roast that shit dragon in it's cave-oven

>>221746496
You just need to watch Season 1

>>221746245
I dunno but it's gotten to the point where I skip any scene about them
they're completely irrelevant and those wigs look like pure shit

>>221746521
They go wherever the sesh takes them

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>men are rapists, murderers, and selfish pigs!
>but rapists can still have good qualities like being a kind father and a benevolent king!
Is Hess secretly based?

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>>221746379
in my head i alwasy thought easterious was south of westorios

>>221746559
He saves, but he rapes

>>221746525
lmao Sheepstealah would heem Caraxes

poppa bear?

>>221746189
Sack Oldtown and loot their gold so you can still pay gold-cloaks and soldiers for the immediate future. After that throw a big triumph upon your return and organize some spectacle for the masses. Maybe a series of tournaments in the lands that were loyal to me. In the meantime full martial law in King's Landing. I'd immediately depose the high septon that didnt want to recognize me as the new ruler and find one who would.

Anyway the last of the big tournaments would be held in Kings Landing and after the last events concluded celebrating my great victory over the greens Id lift martial law.

Wah-lah

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>>221746559
He's a man of the people.

>>221746525
She even says that so the audience remembers she's his daughter, kek.

>>221746585
>Sack Oldtown
Aaaaaand you died. Would you like to play again?

>>221746608
Sure. I now try sacking Oldtown a second time

>>221746598
I really liked that they build a huge prop just for that scene.

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>>221746560
but its not , bravos which i though as some drenched oriental port is just opposite bite bay

>>221746608
How the fuck is oldtown going to stop 5 dragons lmao? Remember 1 dragon was enough to defeat them before.

>>221746628
why does westories not invade easterious?
its juts a collection of coastal city states ?

>>221746696
they probably don't want to deal with dothraki nwords.

>>221746696
Because there's no point.

>>221746628
Bravos is basically Venice but a bit colder and wetter

>>221746640
I have no interest In whatever fanfic youre reading lol

>>221746696
The Faceless Men of Braavos would just assassinate the king and whoever else was leading the invasion.

>>221746640
NTA but they didn't even fight, the city yielded to avoid a sack.
But if Rhaenyra chose to sack the city, it would be political suicide as it's the home of the Citadel and the Faith.
It'd trigger a religious uprising across the continent, and probably trigger an interdiction of ravenry communication.
Plus Oldtown is one of the two largest ports in the realm, so destroying it would cripple the realm that Rhaenyra hopes to rule.

Remember that three dragons wasn't enough to defeat Dorne, and one of them died.
If the maesters pull out scorpions and the like to defend the city, how many dead dragons is it worth to Rhaenyra?

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>>221746628
>The "Dreadfort"! Hey fellas, the "Dreadfort"! Ooh La-Di-Dah, Mister Bolton!
>Well, what do you call it?
>A Karhold.

>>221746628
redpill me on Faros

>>221746188
Sara Hess famously admitted she never watched GoT, so I assume she also never watched HotD.

>>221746803
It's closer than Furtheros

>>221746803
The inhabitants of the city worship the Stone Cow.

>>221746489
Every male character is both a rapist, and gets raped.

>>221746855
it's a doggy rape world out there, sport

>>221746598
>smallfolk men are rapists
>aegon is a rapist
coincidence?

has there been a single tit in hotd? it feels like every episode we see at least one man's ass or penis but I can't think of a single booba

>>221746733
I accept your concession

>>221746751
I don't think the maesters have hundreds of scorpions ready to stop the dragons

>>221744548
i have seen that look on the face of Hilary clinton when she visited a normal apartment for election pr

>>221746887
no objectifying women is bad

>>221746898
I don't think they or the Hightowers need hundreds. Targs lost a dragon to one in Dorne and failed to conquer it. How many dead dragons is Oldtown worth?

>>221746887
There's one tit in episode one.

>>221746930
the people of oldtown can't hide underground forever like the dornegods

>>221746941
is it when the woman dies giving birth? that doesn't count

>>221746952
nor can rhaenyra afford lost revenues, a religious uprising or more dead dragons
so the impasse explains why she avoided doing it

>>221746628
George really is the worst at naming things.

>>221745850
ulf is a retard and no one at the tavern gives a shit about him

>>221746525
>Caraxes be like "Boss man, look, that's your kid over here, trust me bro, gotta get her away from that fucking nutter
>Sheepstealer coming out that cave like Caraxes G can I borrow a little sheep bro, bro?!
>Caraxes backing off like Yo boss man we gotta fly this nigga gonna be coming for my stash let's bounce

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>>221746930
>How many dead dragons is Oldtown worth?
All of them and more.

>>221746762
Underrated

>>221747025
>Ormund naming the (((Targ)))

somebody stop his anti-valyrian speech!

>>221746887
No and every woman is made to be as plain as possible

>>221747000
That may be true, but they're all the family he has, and he had good times there. Aegon II would understand.

>we never got Sansa Starks tits

>>221746762
kek

>>221746189
Send Daemon to get a loan from the Iron Bank of Braavos
Use dragons to secure maritime shipping routes so we can ship in food and resources to bootstrap the 'conomy
Get Mysaria to enlist smallfolk to counter dissenting voices and promote me and my benevolence
Buy 100 cats and let them loose in the Red Keep to keep the rats down
Kill Daemon in his sleep after sexing him into a cum-coma. Or just like tell him to fuck off somewhere, I don't know what he actually wants.
Send Ormund a raven telling him I want to take Daeron as my king-consort, uniting our families and settling the matter once and for all

>>221746976
No, it's when Gwayne sees some girl running from a tent after being raped.

>>221747191
>Send Daemon to get a loan from the Iron Bank of Braavos
mission fails immediately, he's too incompetent to accomplish that

>>221745146
>I think the audience really wants to see this couple make it work
Who the fuck are they interviewing? Where is this focus group full of people that just looooove daemon and rhaenyra. That shit sucks so bad and no one cares about it

is sunfyre actually fucking dead? i literally will not watch another episode of this trash if so

>>221747191
A good plan, solid plan
>Rhaena and Sheepstrealer just blew up all your ships, raped Mysaria, then ate her, on your wedding night flew down and smashed the cake, took a shit in the great hall and flew off.

Took few sheep for later.

>>221747267
No

>>221746218
It was pretty clear cut, the only question was wether he was fucking his daughter or not

>>221746379
Young, cute Jane Goodalls toes in my mouth