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NX-01 Edition

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star trek sex with shran
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the NX-01 is ugly
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>>221752151
I think you're just projecting.
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Data violated the prime directive. He should be brought up on charges!
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I vote to bring him up on charges.
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>>221752243
I think I projected the image of the Nx-01 onto my retinas and found it to be uggo. im sure that had to be the intention behind the design right? they surely were not trying to make what is supposed to be the predecessor to the NCC 1701 look cooler than it. right?
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>>221752084
star trek sex with wesley
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and another ship design i really did not like in Enterprise is the Andorian design. the look like fucking tampon applicators or something. they're at the same time visually really generic and undistinctive but also just they just don't convey the personality of Andorians or any personality at all. I mean look at those pieces of shit next to a Bird of Prey or something. they weren't even fucking trying. which you can say for a lot of things on Enterprise
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>>221752597
nah enterprise is based and you're literally a low T faggot or brown if you think otherwise

CAUSE IVE GOT
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Vulcan ships in Enterprise are fucking kino
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>>221752358
that's nikki cox. we should've always know her face was going to end up the way that it is now.
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>>221752952

FAITH
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>>221753189
WEEEEEEEELLLLLLL
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>>221753189
God I wish that was me picking her up.
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I'm using /bb/ as a timeout for Voyager because I somewhat hate it. Everyone except Tuvok & occasionally Janeway feels miscast & hates the show.
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>>221752358
>Starfleet officers are willing to die for the Prime Directive its that important.
>Meanwhile Worf's half-brother secretly shacks up with the locals of a society he was supposed to be studying, impregnating one and contaminating their gene pool with human genes.
>Is allowed to just fuck off and live with them and continue on his anti Prime Directive rampage.
>Starfleet does nothing, doesn't take the kids, doesn't throw him in prison.
I guess they gave some leeway since their planet died with barely any survivors, but c'mon. I wonder what the Starfleet people sent to check up on the society thought of him.
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>>221752243
*laughs in Klingon*
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>>221753347
Would you adopt the prime directive in real life?
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>>221753537
Seems like a good idea. Look at what happened to India with the British. India should be on par with Africa and secluded, but no the premature modernization of that culture has turned it into a plague on the rest of humanity.
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>>221752067
>I brought down nigger men then you, Picaaard!

What did she mean by this?
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Who was in the wrong here?
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>Commander, I'm here to relieve you of command of your penis.

What did she mean by this?
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>>221753748
Wesley. Its an officers duty to workout
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>>221752386
>they surely were not trying to make what is supposed to be the predecessor to the NCC 1701 look cooler than it. right?
It doesn't though
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>>221753858
that's my point
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>>221753189
How wet do you think this made her?
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>>221753876
she's a professional so probably not very
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>>221753872
It is very cool, though. Just more industrial and prototype compared to the Constitution, which correctly looks like something 100 years more advanced
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>>221753189
they shouldve made a live action shrek with big show
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>The Final Frontier has some boundaries that shouldn't be crossed, and you're looking at one
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>>221753965
it looks like a toilet seat lid
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>>221754199
>not exploring the galaxy in your big toilet seat lid
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>>221754219
I'd rather explore in the Vulcan ships that look like dildos with a floating cock ring thank you very much
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>>221754260
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>>221754260
>implying the superior NX isn't shaped like a high-end prostate massager
>wanting to be surrounded by a bunch of pointy-eared vegans instead of sneaking pieces of ribeye to the beagle under the captain's table
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>>221754469
the fact that you have to show it from the side to pretend it's not a toilet seat lid is sad. even more disturbing is the idea that something that flat and wide is gonna fit up your ass.
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>>221754536
>implying an NX-shaped toilet seat lid wouldn't be elite
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star trek sex with david corwin
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>>221754192
>janewayfootsexy.jpg
dear oh dear oh dear..
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>>221754602
MOAR
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>>221753189
always cracks me up
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>>221753268
what season are you in?
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>>221755549
this season
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>>221755549
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>>221756216
kino use of AI for once
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>>221756216
APU NO
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>>221752084
you lost tranny
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>episode begins with the most kino members of the cast together
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holy shit they're arresting neelix
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>>221755549
The writers really didn't like him
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>>221753748
PT is important in an expeditionary military force.
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>>221757047
>>221757059
Dzolo is amazing and T'Unibrow got merc'd too soon
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>>221758746
B'avi was the king of banter and it's criminal how The Life Of The Stars doesn't deal with Dzolos reaction to losing him at all.
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>>221752286
wtf is this video game cutscene?
Stargate's battle scenes from the same era didn't look like that at all and they only had a fraction of Star Trek's budget.
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>>221758907
Stargate Atlantis had magnitudes more budget than Star Trek Enterprise from season 2 onwards.
Enterprise just didn't work on too many levels.
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>>221758983
'freight youre mistaken, friend
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>>221758983
Stargate had some pretty godawful cgi, it's easy to cherry pick bad examples. Space battles are mostly black space with a few moving ships going pew pew. Most good scenes have a dark background of night/rain etc to hide the flaws, the space nazi planes flying in broad daylight is always going to look shit.
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>>221758708
thats me. i literally do that.
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>>221758849
To be fair, would a Romulan ever expose vulnerability to the outside world
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>>221758983
new season of girls un panzer lookin good
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>>221759169
Point taken. Still, must've been hard for Jessie to lose her James
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>>221758983
>the space nazi planes flying in broad daylight is always going to look shit
sure, but the editing doesn't help. 5 years later Doctor Who did this with a similar premise. granted, it's in space (and the whole concept is retarded to begin with), but they use better cuts and angles to sell the battle.

https://youtu.be/olUkx6jNfCg
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>Inner Light obelisk gives the entire crew PTSD
>"I want that shit running for at least another 300 years"
basedway
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>>221759115
Star Trek: Enterprise started at 1.8 Million budget per episode in the first season which went down to 800k in the fourth.
Stargate Atlantis stayed at a steady 2 Million, but used some advanced loopholes to film in Vancouver which gave them around 2.55 Million dollars purchasing power as well as some prominent tax cuts and access to free student labor and extras.
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>>221759463
ent worked on every level
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>>221759531
I sure love it, but that's just my bubbly personality liking things for what they are and noone will finance a fifth season of Enterprise or more Academy to see me smile.
I just hope Dzolo gets a cameo in whatever comes next
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Canadian Dzolo
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>>221759531
Star Trek: Freight. Boldly moving cargo where lots of crates have gone before. Are the barrels properly secured? Tune in next week for more exciting adventures featuring Floyd Mayweather Jr and special guest star Anton Yelchin.
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>>221759671
>tracking down the exact same costumes and sets to the point the transition is invisible
pretty based ngl.
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>>221759463
Stargate moved very early to using a single CGI company (RainMaker) operating in Vancouver across the street. those guys worked very closely with the production team.
meanwhile Star Trek was still not used to CGI at that point after decades of model shots. they probably felt they had to try risky things to convince fans, which in that era was the most common way of ending up with CGI shots that age horribly.
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>>221759729
They even kept the malfunctioning door on the T'Plana Hath
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>>221759715
Dzolo is played by a Canadian actress. Cecilia Lee. One thing about SNW and ACK! is that it features a lot of up and coming Canadian talent
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>>221752286
>>221758983
You know this came out in 2003 and when watched on a crt at 480p looks fine
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>Canadians
>talent
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Shatner is Canadian.
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>>221760505
So is the animation studio that made Re:Boot and Beast Wars. The Starship Troopers cartoon too, I think.
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Canadian supremacy wins yet again.
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>>221752067
Lazy ass upside down Akira Class rip off..
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>>221760505
He's Israeli
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>>221762345
I really hate this trope where they suck at something, but then start winning because team work makes dream work. What, the other team all of a sudden stopped caring?
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>>221762382
The moves the academy team pulls are smart, but the screen realization is lacking. Taking away their superior shooting ability with the smoke, using SAMs ability to noclip shots (which would've been useful when facing the furies later) and having MIR/their best shooter take the high ground are great but I still laugh at the scene of the college kids continuing to shoot SAM after she reveals herself instead of forming a circle around their mascot.
All in all it's the worst episode of season 1 for me. Still fun thanks to Dzolo.
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>Is Chinese (Han)
>character named Dzolo
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>>221752067
I dropped trek when I discovered the soul is real. I'm off to discover things with great meaning rather than watch propaganda of people playing dress up and make believe. What a foolish child i was.
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>>221760505
deport him.
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see you tomorrow, soul scholar, or better yet
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>>221763174
God I love orbital shipyards, we need one in high Earth orbit.
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>>221752286
no object based motion blur gives it away. This could look so much more kino if computers had been a little faster back then.
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>>221763324
Only two years later Particular released their 2d motion vector blur plugin for After Effects.
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the acting in modern trek is abominable
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>>221763429
I wouldn't know, I never watched that stuff
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>>221763429
all of it, all the time :^)
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>>221763174
a fleet yard for ants
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I just found out they’re making trek magic cards. I’m ashamed to say I will probably buy some of them
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reminder not to criticize guinan or her gay boyfriend will lose his shit
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>>221763504
Somebody has to keep the brand alive. Might as well be (you)
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>>221763499
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>>221752151
riced up it's a 8/10
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>mfw
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>>221763568
ugly overrated design from people who think that it would have "fixed" the show as if the ship was the biggest problem
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>>221763499
>>221763549
I live this mushroom starbase. Peak star trek design.
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its just the Akira, bros
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>>221763549
I love these McKinley type smaller ones.
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>>221763530
the problem is magic has become exceptionally Jewish over the last 5-10 years. booster boxes are like $250 and collectors are $500 plus all sorts of variation shenanigans for the gamblers. not to mention trek doesn’t belong in magic at all but that’s a whole other issue
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>>221755549
I'm halfway through 3, I know there's good coming but I just need a break from Neelix doing shit that I can't believe they even bothered to take off the script page, I'm tired of Harry Kim altogether, and I hate Akoocheemoya constantly shitting up the screen desperately trying to get off this program & instead getting raises instead.

I remember being a kid & Voyager was all anyone could talk about as people made fun of DS9. Glad the pendulum swung the other way eventually, the Jeri Taylor era of this is brutal.
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>>221763640
>antimsemetic garbage
Fuck off.
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>>221763625
even better with proper TOS movie lighting
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>>221763609
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>>221763549
This is basically Earth's DS9. All slimy alien goods go through here.
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>>221763659
sorry I meant to say ferengi like
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>>221757059
>>221757047
>>221757073
There’s this innate feeling of wrongness to every clip and scene I’ve seen of nutrek. I’m not even a chud, I don’t hate blacks or women (I’m sorry), yet these clips make me realize I would never be able to stand five minutes of these shows.
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>>221763727
I do prefer DS9's design.
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>>221763786
For got my webm.
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>>221763727
the battle damage flips sides
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>>221763784
It's the cinematography and direction. Most Star Trek shows are directed/shot like stage plays. Everything now is extremely exaggerated, with unnatural camera angles just because they can. The end result is you don't feel like you're watching something happen, you feel like you're just watching a modern slop movie.
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>>221763607
You or another anon says this all the time I post this image. It's not about fixing it. I know the show was shit for the best part of the first half and help arrived too late. The Xindi grand arc was bullshit, the temporal cold war was bullshit.
I just like the refit.
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I can't believe they ruined DS9 like this in the books.
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>>221763883
What's that?
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>>221763637
my unloved Enterprise-B, captained by Ferris Buehler's perma-virgin friend
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>>221763922
tuesday
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>>221763909
New DS9 built by Starfleet, after old one was destroyed in some book.
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>>221763946
Is there a huge ass arboretum now? I kinda like that.
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>>221763909
I've seen a ton of stuff in my time & she really does give one of my top 5 all time worst performances. I don't care how exotic she was, she straight up could not act or hold herself upright.
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>>221763961
Agree, the thicc Indian accent didn't help either. But I like the concept of the Deltan race with their celebacy laws when they serve starfleet and such.
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>>221763922
I love the Excelsior and all the abominations that were birthed from it.
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>>221763685
That one was still missing from my collection. Thanks anon
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>>221763961
>she really does give one of my top 5 all time worst performances.
Well, she was proto Troi.
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>>221763846
Really depends on the show. Discovery was whiplash inducing and too much for me, Picard has the most stable shots and some gorgeous long shots, didn't like the show much either but the cinematography at least I liked. Prodigy unironically feels the most old school in regards to lighting and camera to me despite being animated and featuring quite a lot of top-down aerial shots I would've loved for Deep Space Nine.
Starfleet Academy varies wildly between episodes. Worst are the first and last, but there's these infuriating shakycam footage strewn throughout I really don't enjoy.
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lmao
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>>221763879
>You or another anon says this all the time I post this image.
and i'm not gonna stop because trekkies have pleb ass opinions that make me wanna bitch slap them
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>>221764036
I miss the D. The E isn't too bad, but she's no D.
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I wish the Prodigy characters got to crossover into live action like the Lower Decks characters.
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>>221764091
I feel the same. The E never felt like home.
Losing the original 1701 was sad, but losing the D was a kick in the nuts
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>>221764091
Sovereign class is cringe, every time they try to move away from the saucer design to some high speed tacticool shit it looks trash. Give me big fat ships anyday.
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>>221764166
hated this fucker. What if Wesley wasn't a pussy, or clever. Hawk... it's like Max Power
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>>221764166
Riker should never have been allowed to command a ship again after that.
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The fact that Generations got away with using two stock TNG shots (flyby and saucer separation) because they were done by ILM and were already movie quality
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>>221764091
the CGI in Nemesis has held up a lot better than Insurrection which was, for the most part, very low poly and "flat"
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>>221764270
They just added some ice crystals and micro debris.
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>>221764321
no no the second shot from behind was new
the initial shot from underneath the saucer was filmed way back in 1987 for Farpoint
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>>221764260
>"Enterprise A is to old, we need to decommission it!"
>Meanwhile, motherfuckers using Miranda class almost a hundred years later...
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>>221764353
Old reliable.
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>>221764339
Looks like a PS4 game.
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>>221764353
flagship vs workhorse
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>>221764378
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>>221764339
certain scenes are fine, others like this even on the 4K blu ray are pretty gross
they wanted ILM but each of their divisions were busy with star wars, so they went with one of the studios who normally did DS9 and VOY
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>>221764400
>Admiral, I can't help but notice, that your friends have very evil looking ships.
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>>221764400
It's just weird shapes cobbled together. No shape or form. It's just confusing to the eye, like that stupid Transformers movie.
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Come play MTG with us, anon.
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@ me if there's a Weyoun card. I'll need it for my collection
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>>221764457
I love that Salt Vampire episode. It's just great seeing Spock beat the shit out of McCoy's ex.
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>>221764013
Really makes me wonder why the filming models were painted like that. Maybe they skipped a couple of special effects passes and the yellows would turn gray or so.
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>>221764576
that's what you get
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>>221759137
I do too. It's fun.
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>>221764557
Those kitbashes like that never had internal lighting so stuff like the nacelles were painted fluorescent yellow or pink which would then be altered in post
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>>221764576
Won't that kill the tribble? be gentle
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>>221764501
rollan
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>>221758708
It sounds like he got in some tiffs with production. He's a sort of abrasive personality, but apparently actually got along well with Paris, which cool. They made good friends in the show, maybe the most believable in all the series.
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>>221764501
This is terrible, you should be ashamed.
plz 39
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>USS Miyazaki
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>>221764576
Ahahaha.
>>221764678
Also good.
>>221764501
>seven of nine is 79
Oh u
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>>221752358
The prime directive is retarded. Everytime it's brought up, it just brings up questions about the mission. Like how can they interact with other lifeforms if just being there could drastically alter their culture or way of thinking.
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>>221764636
>Imagine what else this lips could blow, Tom.
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>>221764752
Sentinel Island, here's what I would do. Send armed guards and teachers, build a McDonald's and quickly uplift the entire island. There's is nothing interesting about their current culture. We've seen it, took photos, it's not how humans should live.
If I find a planet with 17th century societies, I'll gladly interfere, tell them what's up, give them a glimpse of my technical sophistication and work from there.
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The Prime Directive doesn't matter if the civilization in question is fundamentally retarded, evil and an affront to the dignity of the human spirit and so in that case you can kill their stupid fake god and set them free. A precedent set by Kirk, of course.
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>>221764752
Every time it comes up, it's some absoulte bullshit about how cultural purity is more important than lives, and I don't know if anyone just really sat and thought through what that really means because it's retarded.
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>>221764861
>it's not how humans should live.
Counterpoint: a lack of metabolic disease, postural issues and attention span erosion from social media
a stone age life is perfectly suited for our stone age wetware. Just because we've jail broken and sideloaded a new OS doesn't mean the old one isn't perfectly suited.
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staw twek
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>>221765216
>If you can look however you want, why do you have forhead big enough to land Voyager on it
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Hispanic Sitcom with EMH and Belanna Torres as the husband and wife. They're making it by in the Big City of a Colony out in the Delta Quadrant.
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Staw Twek!
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>>221765534
Perennial Ingrained Memory of Fancy Elegant Elf Gods who play this universe like it is a game.
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>Trelane
>Q
fuck off
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>>221765770
Q is one of the most relatable characters in the entire show to me.
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>nutrek slop in the MtG cards
throw it away. too bad we can't have nice things but whatever.
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what if the transporter used a linked list instead of a buffer?
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>>221752067
remember when yakub was in a 'trek episode?
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>>221766085
then you'd be in a heap of trouble
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https://youtu.be/StX4hjpfHzo?si=NICr3mHTvt9CLhIe
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>>221766003
You can make a deck about sacrificing nu trek characters
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2>1>7>3>6>5>4
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5>6>4>7>8
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2>4>6>3>8>1>5>7>10>9
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star trek sex with tom and harry
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star trek tom dickin' harry
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Savor the fruit of life, my young friends. It has a sweet taste when it is fresh from the vine. But don't live too long. The taste turns bitter after a time.
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>>221766003
Imagine opening a pack hoping to get Bones or Seven of Nine, only to pull this goblin.
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>>221768012
that would offend me less than opening pack and seeing I got Trelane and it says "Q" on it
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>>221768053
well , Q is a type of being in Trek.

Remember in TNG with that woman who is a 'Q'?
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>>221768115
are you pretending to be stupid or something?
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Why do people want Trelane to be a Q so bad anyway?
Trelane had to use technology to conjure up his magic tricks.
Q are essentially demigods.
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>>221768154
But Trelane is, canonically a Q. The owners of the IP have determined that. You are merely the audience, which means you have no say in such matters.
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>>221768380
But even the SNW episode never actually said he was a Q.
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>>221768353
Marvel-brained idiots need everything to be connected. Squire of Gothos is season one TOS which is already VERY tenuous canon. They had almost nothing planned and just made up shit as they went along. That’s how TV was back then.
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>>221768415
this happened too in an MMO I play. they systematically shrunk down the entire universe by making everything connected and basically tying back to one thing and they are going to keep milking it for the forseeable future. there isn't a single semblance of the original worldbuilding left.
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>>221768450
Star Trek Online did that with the Iconians, making sure they were connected to literally everything that happened millions of years ago
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>>221768353
Wasn't it a baby Q though?

The two parents arrived afterwards.

I just didn't remember the technology part to be honest.
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>>221768353
Because it makes sense that the Q are just better at hiding their tech and are not magical.
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>>221768636
>Wasn't it a baby Q though?
Voyager says that there had never been a child in the continuum. The Q always existed.
>>221768700
But why a Q? Why not another powerful being? There are loads of those in the Star Trek universe. The universe is infinite.
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>>221768951
Most likely because he came off like a proto-Q and not a Metron or something.
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>>221768951
>But why a Q? Why not another powerful being?
because the Q are the only ones that remember their pre-ascension roots and are fascinated with mortals beyond when it's convenient for them
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>Trelane is a Q
>V'Ger is related to the Borg
It's a big fucking universe. Don't people get that?
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>>221768636
it wasn't a Q
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>>221768353
It's made for very stupid people that have only gotten attention for copying down and repeating what they were told for their entire lives. "Did you know Trelane is a Q? An authority told me that and I memorized it and I know it and you don't."
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alright guys, I simply forgot what exactly happened in the Squire of Gothos episode.

Yes, now I remember that the being relied on technology.

A Q wouldn't need to rely on such things, considering Amanda , a young Q, could easily manifest her powers.
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If Trelane has the Q subtype, does that make Aragorn an N?
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>>221763784
It's made by retards for retards.
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>>221769859
so is your mother but your father didn't mind
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>>221753761
Stupid sexy mature lady.
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>>221768415
And the first season of TOS is the best season of Star Trek period.
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>>221763641
I still love it. Neelix gets better as time goes on. Just take break, because the later episodes are good. Season 5 is good.
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>>221769859
And not even retards watch it, they just watch tik tok. Literally no one watches it except maybe like 3 reddit trannies that just hate watch it to "own the chuds"
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>>221763641
Jeri Taylor needed Michael Piller there to balance the quality but he left Star Trek completely after 1996 and only came back to do Insurrection in 1998
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>>221771017
But does she have a PROMINENT CLAVICLE and BIG TEETH?
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star trek sex with icheb and q jr
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star trek sex with the horta, no cockblock i
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>>221772003
Let me help you with that...
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>>221763641
I just started season 4 of Voyager for the first time, myself. I've been enjoying the show for the most part, but I dislike the entire concept of Seven of Nine and it's diminished my interest. I've heard that seasons 4 and 5 are the best the show has to offer so I'm going to push through it and see for myself, though.
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>>221772332
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
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>>221772549
TOS: more fun than good
TNG: more good than fun
TAS: equally good and fun (but not much of either)
DS9: very good but seldom fun
VOY: very fun but seldom good
ENT: neither good nor fun
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>>221772587
reading this to the tempo of Outkast "all right all right all right all right all right all right all right"
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>>221772834
LOL
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>>221772602
I like Porthos, he makes up for anything. Also T’Pol is a good Vulcan character.
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>magic the gathering twitter post
>michael burnt ham instead of archer
no i'm not going to post it because twitter screenshots are cancer. still though
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I liked The Orville which trek should I start with
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>>221773944
TNG will be the most familiar but the first season is a bumpy ride, take it as an introduction to the characters and the setting but not much else.
S2 is a big improvement and by S3 you're cookin
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>>221772602
>TOS: more fun than good
Definitely true for season 2's latter half and season 3, but I think the first season is some of the most consistent quality Star Trek has ever had, as well as some of its best.
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>>221772602
Voy was painful to watch
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>>221768353
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Gary_Seven#Biography
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>>221755549

Imagine filming that scene, how many takes do you all think it took.
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>>221772602
>ENT: neither good nor fun

Enterprise was produced with a level of realism and believability that was theretofore unprecedented in Star Trek. This goes for the people most of all. The characters act more like real people than those other pretentious, wigged out, faggoty hippies in pajamas, high on their ridiculous faith in communism.
Enterprise did Klingons so much better than any other Star Trek series...(see s02e19 "Judgement") but then of course, Enterprise did EVERYTHING better than any of the other series, and that's one of the reasons why trektards hate it so much.
For the most part, Star Trek has always been nothing but a bunch of gay, ham-fisted, preachy pc/sjw bullshit... especially tng, voyager, and ds9. The only Trek really worth watching is the original tos pilot, "The Cage", much of TOS, and Enterprise... because obvious reasons... Men behaved like men, and women didn't have dicks.
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>>221774576
this has to be bait bruh
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>>221774607
Just to clarify I stopped reading after
>Enterprise was produced with a level of realism and believability that was theretofore unprecedented in Star Trek. This goes for the people most of all. The characters act more like real people

to make that determination.
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>>221768380
>The owners of the IP
lmao
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>>221774576 lol rationalizing faggot
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What are some KINO TOS episodes? I dont like Chekov or Bones or the jap
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>>221774576
Hi reddo
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>>221775136
The Doomsday Machine
The Menagerie
The Ultimate Computer
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>>221774576
>The characters act more like real people than those other pretentious, wigged out, faggoty hippies in pajamas, high on their ridiculous faith in communism.
This is the same kind of excuse they use for making everyone in Starfleet Academy talk like some 50 year old wine aunt's idea of how zoomers speak.
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yeah sure Archer the nepo baby bumbling retard who gets kidnapped and buttfucked by the enemy on a daily basis and never seems to learn from it who despite being like this is inexplicably in command of a mission marking a huge milestone for the human race is so realistic and doesn't remind you of a Saturday morning cartoon protagonist at all
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>>221775455
Boomers like nepobabies because it reminds them of when the Greatest Generation left all of their wealth and jobs to them. Berman is a great producer but as a writer, he writes absolute boomerslop. And they like that the characters don't act... stuck up and... intelligent! They're dumb, just like them! You know, normal.
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>>221775389
All of nutrek is like that and it's fucking terrible
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>>221774576
I like ENT, but it's not the best one.
And it doesn't matter which is.
As long as everyone agrees that nutrek is fucking trash.
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I'm a 90s babby so TNG/DS9/VOY is my holy trinity, TOS is good too, and ENT can be enjoyable.
anything post 2009 is fucking trash.
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>>221776029
>nutrek is fucking trash.
I agree.
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>>221774576
I like enterprise a lot but on rewatch I feel like theres 30 episodes where the plot is just "the captain and *secondary character" are captured on an alien planet and get beat up". Those plot lines are really tiresome
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star trek sex with trip and malcolm
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IT'S BEEN A SHRAN ROAD
SHRANNING FROM THERE TO HERE
IT'S BEEN A SHRAN TIME
BUT SEX WITH SHRAN IS FINALLY NEAR
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this episode just got #litty
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>grizzled Hirogen vet
>boxing promoter Weyoun
>Jeri Ryan in Reeboks
>raunchy litty fight scene that made me pee my pants
What an episode. Combs didn't get as much of the spotlight as I was hoping for but what was there was great.
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>>221782110
>Hertzler
>Combs
>peak Pebble
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>>221782110
not just grizzled hirogen vet but grizzled hirogen martok
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>>221764319
Yea, they should have used more of the physical E-E model in Insurrection, they didnt use any physical model shots in Nemsis, except the saucer crash into the Scimitar.
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>>221783024
the CG E-E model, where they added a shitload of aztecing
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>>221783024
>that kit
it's coming home lads
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Shran gang
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>>221783747
they look like a viorrrlrent race
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>>221784774
A handsome race
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>>221783024
>Generations is mostly physical models with some CGI
>First Contact is mostly physical models with some CGI
>Insurrection is mostly CGI with some physical models (the particle collector)
>Nemesis is mostly CGI with some physical models (the Enterprise saucer crash)
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>>221783024
>>221785049
re: the Nemesis saucer crash; they weren't confident enough in CGI to create this scene and have it look convincing, so they built a large model of the Enterprise-E saucer to ram into a large partial Scimitar model. They then filmed it upside down so the debris would appear to fall "upward" as if in a vacuum.
God I love practical effects.
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>>221785589
And this probably cost like 1/10th the price of trying to do it all with CGI.
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>>221785589
Damn, in America they even make spaceships out of paper...
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>>221786436
>too early
>not marked as /trek/
>no previous
Yeah I don't think so

lurk moar
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>>221786538
i think you need to lurk moar desu. he just wanted /trek/'s eyes on his bait shitpost so he could have more people to call "tranny" when they respond. and you fell for it.
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>>221786644
Holy heck, you sure told me! I'm sure that wasn't your post or anything! Wow! Dang, I need to lurk moar, holy heck.
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>>221786741
>I need to lurk moar, holy heck.
i mean, yes.
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>>221752537
God he had such a tight little butt in that jumpsuit thing.
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>>221786961
I would appreciate it if you left your gay shit out in the street where it smells bad. Gay people’s homes all smell like shit
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this isnt funny anymore, /trek/
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>>221787219
It never was in the first place. Voyage Home jokes were clever and subtle. Final Frontier jokes were in your face fart jokes level.
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star trek sex with chekov (anton yelchin)
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>>221787020
>out in the street where it smells bad
Ok Ranjeet.
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>>221787390
Every major city in America smells bad. People piss in alleys leaving bars and there are higher quantities of trash. You have brain aids
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>>221787502
Whatever you say, Ramesh.
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Star Trek sex with T’Pol>with hoshi> with shrans sexy girlfriend>with T’pols mommy>with phlox’s wife from
That one episode>with captain Latina of the nx-02>with Liz Tucker>with Malcom>with Trip>with Archer>with Shran> with Travis>with phlox
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>>221788149
Sounds like a full blown star trek orgy.
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>>221769421
Could Trelane be harmed by Nagilum?
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>>221786538
based lore protector
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>>221789156
only if the being at sha-ka--ree sneaks up from behind with a steel folding chair while the ref is distracted AND THEN KEVIN UXBRIDGE ENTERS THE RING WITH A HUSNOCK LEGLOCK!!! THE FANS ARE GOING WILD!!!
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>>221789213
Oh shit, completely forgot about Uxbridge. He could have wished the Borg away and he did nothing.
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>>221789278
AND THE GOD OF THE EDO HAS CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE CAGE! IS HE... IS HE.... HE IS!!! HE'S ABOUT TO DO A WESLEY SKULLCRUSHER!
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THE COSMODOME IS IN FLAMES! THE ORGANIANS HAVE TAPPED IN AND THEY'RE DOING A FORCED PEACE TREATY! THAT'S GOTTA HURT! TRELANE'S GONNA FEEL THAT ONE TOMORROW!
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>>221753268
Knowing chakotay's actor hated it so much that he kept making more and more ridiculous demands hoping he'd be fired but they kept just agreeing to everything makes watching the show more fun. That's how the weird chakotay & 7 kinda romance happened
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>>221763640
Magic has been focused more on the collectible part of ccg way more than the card game part for over a decade
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>>221764636
Wang is the only trek actor who was told no when he asked to direct an episode. He did something that really pissed off the production team
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>>221768415
Trelane was connected to Q in a Peter David trek novel like 30 years ago and apparently the runners of trek loved the idea
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>>221789586
he probably refused to do the Paramount director school or whatever it was they required. you don't just ask to direct and then they're like "Sure whatever."
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>>221789642
I mean, they literally wanted to fire him, before he became top 50 most pretty People.
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Wang was consistently late on set and that's a major faux pas
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oh bradward
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>>221752067
>we've gotta go tactical
I'm so tired of this bullshit... They did the same with Wolverine.



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