Official Helaena ASMR Edition https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JnkATp12uRI
daeron tops ormund
>>221774682NICEICE
>>221774712being a fag is just as bad as being a tranny
ALSO PREVIOUS THREAD>>221769894Fuck! It was my own thread tho
>>221774712fpbp
>>221774759
Helaena's ending was leaked. It's not looking good bros
>>221774720checked and fitted
>>221774759>>221774682>AI slop spammer doesn't know a thing about bakingfucking die
>>221774842>It's not looking good brosBut we already knew.
>>221774682>doesn't give a fuck her son had his head sawed off>calls the bastards who crippled her brother "they were always nice">can only see her daughter once a week, this is fine so is it just a Hightower mother thing to hate their family?Helaena is almost as bad as Alicent when it comes to being a mother, like at least Rhaenyra loves her kids.
>>221774921She is literally too enlighted to care as she is connected to bloodraven
>Ormund dies next episode, at the sack of TumbletonEnd of an era.
>>221774842Was she looking for chickens on the roof?
Does anyone else think Daemon should fuck Helaena too? She's his niece.
>>221774963>>221774979just fuck off
>Look up Ulf's death>Its poisonSo Rhaenyras scene where she bans him from taverns turns out to be her being wise and Ulf dies because he doesn't listen to her.
>>221775014No one made you king of /tv/.
>>221774948The writers claim its literally autism, and genuinely think portraying someone neurodivergent as an emotionless monster is good representation.
>This is Daemond's daughter
>>221775039see >>221775014
>>221775039https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYH7_GzP4Tg
>>221775038She is beyond autism
>>221775050Soooooooo it's daemond's daughter?
>>221775039did Daemon's genes even fucking try, like that girl is 3/4ths white yet looks like she just got off the boat from the Summer Islands.
>slop spammer went from showing up every day to showing up 2-3 times a week because nobody but a dedicated hater was giving it attentionjust skip to the point where you keep your epic reddit slop from my general altogether
>>221775124Laena, Rhaena, and Baela all looks full black, lol. Only Laenor looks mixed.
I have a nephew who is 3/4 white, and while he doesn't look like me, he sure as shit can pass at a glance.
>>221775154https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fanHuYiKRZU
>>221775184Which is even more funny when the only way the Velaryon's could be black is if its a recent thing, like Corlys mother was black making him and Vaemond halfies too.
>>221775209kek
>>221775217Valyria has that hood dna
>>221775209I would love to laugh at this. But this is reality now.
>>221775217>pure valyrian blood Isn't her mother half Baratheon?
>>221775039
>If only you knew how bad things really are.
>>221775310Baratheons descend from Valyrians
next eppy is gonna be helly eppy fr fr no kizzy kappa on a stacka
>>221775381No armors?
>>221775381F
>>221775426
>>221775442its going to be epiççccccccci hope
>>221775485No the next one is a filler episode, it’s episode 6 when things start actually happening again.
>>221775510frick
Old Valyria home or at least it was before i fucked everything up
>>221774842Bloodraven told her she could fly.
where are ye fellers getting these leaks? is there footage or just screenshots?
Is the high septon going to become the shepard?
>>221774963kek Ormund got so utterly MOGGED
>>221775485>i hopehe hasn't seen game of thrones episodes beforeLord bless this faggot
>>221775580Ormund made Daemon look like a literal retard. Tricked him into taking jailbait back in place of Daeron, and next episode is going to recruit Ulf and Hugh out from under him.
>>221774682anyone else notice the ftm troon playing fake daeron?
>>221774842They fly now?
>>221775598Rhaenyra's son Viserys marries a troon from Lys.
>>221775598Just how tight is Faeron's bussy?
>>221774682
>>221774682Why they only showed them far away in the episode?
>>221775611In GoT canon Viserys II marries a Visenya Targaryen. So the show needs to hurry up and invent that character.
>>221775580>that CIA shotkek
>>221775598I did notice it had "the look" >>221775597It makes the writers look like retards
Did they ever mention an official explanation for the Sept of Baelor's destruction? As in, what did Cersei tell the people of King's Landing? or was the show too far gone by that point? I can barely remember anything past S4.I miss when the People of Westeros were a player of the game in their own right. The whole socioeconomics of the kingdoms got lost in the melodrama.What was Cersei's tax policy?
>>221774720>Historically accurate socks
>>221774842why she did it?
>>221776020nope, but I assume it went something like "anyone that even attempts to bring it up gets the mountain's hand shoved up their ass elbow deep and puppeted around the red keep"
>>221774842Her suicide doesn't seem like it'll have any weight since she's been a boring soulless autistic for most of the series
>>221776059Unironically if you just stand on a roof and chuck rocks at this dude, what can he possibly do? or just like jog for half a minute. Dude is slower than his Resident Evil counterparts.>They actually went through with Cleganebowl even though at that point it retconned The Hound's arc and was ultimately pointless since The Mountain wasn't even what little of himself ever existed anymoreBravo, Dabid
>>221775597>>221775807>>221775926Already discussed. See >>221678119
Westerosi history since the death of Aegon IV:>196 A.C.: First Blackfyre Rebellion>212 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>219 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>236 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>258 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>282 A.C.: Robert's Rebellion>(300 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned)?
>>221776144based
>PLEASE LET ME LIVE I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK, I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT
>>221776362>Rhaenyra sucking off her brother who's a decade younger than herMmmf
>>221776170there have been 300 greyjoy rebellions and wildling invasions in the interim
>I am almost a woman grown, ser. I'll let you spank me, though ... but first you'll need to tilt with me, and knock me off my horse.
>>221776418This would've saved the Kingdom
>We kept cats on the shipsI liked that. He didn't want to tell her that his dad offered him up to serve in his place, but he managed to offer a little council anyway. It was a good scene.
>>221776460If she'd just pulled a Daemon/Margaery on little Egg, over a dozen dragons and tens of thousands of people could've lived
poppa bear?
>>221776533Nyra? More like nigga because she is the black queen
>>221774720Does she think this is a real historical fiction?The queen is an enduring mystery... is she not?
I can't believe Sunfyre is dead, but doesn't seem like it would have any additional role in the story.
>"VALYRIANS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in the Crownlands before. There could be VALYRIANS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his armored chest. "I HATE VALYRIANS" he thought. The Bear and the Maiden Fair drummed his entire warhorse, making it pulsate even as the 9 silver stags Arbor Gold circulated through his powerful Andal veins and washed away his (merited) fear of dragons after dark. "With a stallion you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>221774842Is that from RoP?
>>221776769His return will be glorious
>>221774842it's a pretty view
>>221774842Great. Another wasted character. This show could have fleshed out the Green children properly and turned this plot into a proper political drama but instead they get 15 minutes per season each despite being the rival claimants to Rhaenyra. The more I think about it the more I grieve the show that could have been.
Now that they jumped the shark with Ormund (only took 2 episodes) the Club and Egg on the road bits are the only enjoyable parts of the show.
>>221777017It's the most telegraphed fucking thing in the world. If anyone is surprised by it, they are actually a retard. Like seriously they should be in a home.
>>221777092Making Alicent a main character was the catastrophic mistake that has haunted the series from the beginning. It was okay in season 1 when it seemed like maybe they'd write it well in the prologue, but they just had to keep her around after that, for no good reason, and it's been a disaster.
>>221774921script writing cretinism
>>221774921Come to think of it, she did point out who her son was to the ratcatcher pretty quick. They really fucked up that whole scene anyway. But there does seem to be a pattern of mothers actively causing their children to die and largely being okay with it.
>>221777115I know people who were surprised when the Vale army arrived to defeat Ramsay despite not only the scenes of Brienne encountering the Vale army as she made her way to the North but also Littlefinger outright saying he would bring the army for Sansa to make up for that whole rape thing.
if it was me in that bathroom it wouldnt have gone down like it did
>>221777149Absolutely. Realistically she should have faded into the background after Aegon got crowned because there’s really nothing for her to do. Making her the 2nd lead over Aegon was insane since the Dance is him and Rhaenyra fighting over the throne. It’s fucking laughable that Aegon and Rhaenyra have never had a scene together.
>>221777225Tywin was making a move, he had to get it on
>>221776170>Somehow, the Blackfyres have returnedThey never left
>>221776020More importantly have they ever explained why the Sept of Baelor is around in HotD, 50+ years before Baelor was even King?
>>221774682Delete this botted thread for make spoil in show.
so Rhaenyra is going to be a disaster queen right?she seems to overreact to everything, even harmless graffiti, and she's only been one day on the throne
>>221777687>Sept of Baelor is around in HotDIt isnt. It is its predecessor, the Grand Sept
>>221776567Vaemond hadn't given him the pass (yet)
>>221777225His dick was sore and itchy from fucking Shae. He was trying to piss the burns away
It was pretty funny, not gonna lie.
>>221777769That's in the book but they seem to be going about it to make her as "blameless" as possible. She ordered the Gold Cloaks to handle the Graffiti flippantly leading to an Afternoon of Punishment but she did so very offhandedly so she'll probably be shocked when she learns the Gold Cloaks beat the shit out of a bunch of bystanders just cause. Her mishandling of the Dragonseeds is mostly "I've got better shit to do than worry about these brokies' problems" despite them being so easy to handle and really hypocritcal that Ulf can't just get a goddamn beer when every other important asset in her stead has gone rogue so many times. Daemon can't fucking leave Rhaenyra's sight without doing some bullshit that risks all their interests. She totally fumbled Corlys by not just legitimizing his Bastards, she cares so much about what it might say to others that she's legitimizing bastards but that stupid bitch is under the delusion anyone is convinced her kids are Laenors and in doing so managed to break the one guy who was behind her while actually being affected by her son's Bastardry. Her own Hand is now willing to openly state the fact the current heir to the throne is a bastard. And last bit of insult to injury he left his bastard son as sitting Hand in his stead and she's cool with it. Plus all the bullshit with the merchant lords. She cares so much what everyone thinks but her every action only defeats her purpose. She's already a disaster but the showrunners will want you to believe she played the game smoothly and cautiously and was just failed by those around her and the circumstances out of her control.
>>221774842>Rhaenyra pushed her out of the window because she's cuter
>>221775598tiddies status? she might still be saved
>>221776020terrorists
at least baela's acting was good. i think this is the first time i remember her speaking english
>>221774712>ormund wil eat the shit of Roderick Dustin before dying>they set up the ormund smell weirdness for this>he's gonna get the homelander treatment
>>221776437there are no horses on the ship, silly girl.
>>221778271We keep cats
>>221778333marvelous. what do you think about becoming Hand of the King?
Who do you marry the sand snakes off to
>>221778393me
>>221778393to the Tunnel Snakes of course
>>221778393the short-haired one from the show? to myself.
>>221778366There may be a... conflict of interest, my lord
He just wanted to drink in a tavern with his buddies. Don't call it a grave Rahenyra, it's the future you chose.
POPPA BEAR!
kino
>>221778491are you retarded? She has a bad pussy, why would you want that?
>>221774682kino
>>221778557because i want the bad pussy
>>221778557>why would you want that?A question for the ages...
>>221777225Why didn't he rape tywin first, you know, as revenge for what tywin did to tysha
>>221778619Tyrion is team black
>>221778529anon... he suffered enough.
showfag here, why is everyone acting like tumbleton is the key to winning/losing The House Of The Dragon™
>>221778642>women
>>221778662It's not, but the hightowers have shoved 15k men and a dragon + a prince inside and now team black needs to decide what to do to draw them outFor Ormund Hightower, the plan was to do this to bide time for Aemond to compose himself, and possibly the Baratheons, so they could try a last effort to win the war together, but Aemond disappeared which is why Ormund has a meltdown.
>>221778719USELESSCRAVENCUNTCUNTCUUUUUUUUUUNT
Show so bad the thread is barely moving
>>221778755It's 9 am in europe and night in america, what do you expect.
>>221778719Alys actress is fugly and annoying. Lacks any mystique or witchy seductress energy. One the biggest charisma vacuums on the show, up there with Mysaria and The Realm’s Dee-lite.
>>221778764during dunk and GOT the threads were moving at lightspeed 24/7
>>221775124The actress is clearly mixed. Just because she's particularly ghoulish looking doesn't mean she's not part non-nog.
>>221778794the show has as much charisma a convention of 60s irs desk clerks
>>221778812>ghoulish lookingher appearance is disturbing, its like she was born with the look of a padded room occupant
Your grace, welcome to /qa/rth.
>>221778840the show started getting retarded in season 2 and i'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>221778811Well, dunk is a better show
>>221778847Having a couple retarded things is not the same as being pure distilled retardation
>>221778848aye
>>221778840Dany was so hot there
>>221778864people like you are the reason why things turn into shit
>>221775597>recruit Ulf and Hugh outAs a non book reader I am eager to learn how recruiting Hugh turns out. The entire reason Hughs family is in acute danger is because of Ormund, not the Blacks.
>>221778880What are you talking about, retard? I didn't say its above criticism, just that its not as bad as things that come later on
>>221774682Well, this show fucking sucks
>>221778874Yeah, its why she is wearing these light desert clothes.Can you imagine the smell under Jorahs multiple leather layers?
>has more character than 90% of the main cast in HOTD
>>221778922there must have been a self-sustained ecosystem on his balls after two days
>>221778928I like how the first time Dunk tells Plummer his name he starts dunking his piece of bread into his bowl of soup or gravy
>>221776020Gas leak
He comes....
>>221778794t. incel
>>221775077>Back back back it up
>>221774842BROTHEL QUEEN
>Next week on House of the Dragonhttps://youtu.be/kjdpLYG3Lvk?si=Iu0cUpYfqX05CtLT&t=6
>>221775427You don't wear armour when waging a gorilla war
>Only the Mother's mercy can save you, but you drove your Mother from this city with your pride and lust and avarice. Now it is the Stranger who comes. On a dark horse with burning eyes he comes, a scourge of fire in his hand to cleanse this pit of sins of demons and all who bow before them. Listen! Can you hear the sound of burning hooves? He comes! He comes !!he comes....
>>221774842>aim for the bushes
I'm so bored of this season, wrap it up already. Are they stalling for to make more of them?
>>221774712he's so lucky!
>>221774842we are supposed to believe this charisma void somehow enraged the masses to such extent that they marched on the dragon pit and slew 4 dragons
bear poppa ...
It’s incredible how much time was wasted last season on lesbian sex. Ormund is kino wtf.
>>221775039By all accounts they should look white considering they’re only 1/4th black. Skin on the tan side sure but that’s it.
>>221779263It's odd just how retarded they made herShe could have been autistic and slightly off but still involved with the people, doing charity and shit, but no she's literally treated and written as a severely mentally handicapped personWhy?? Empowerement? Inclusivity?
>>221775598Yes. Her acting was dreadful.
>>221776136But she likes chickens.
>>221778333>charisma vacuum
>>221775807Subconsciously I was thinking “okay once Aemond is healed he’ll go back to fighting for the crown” but this pic made me realize he truly did just dip, all up in pussy now, hence why Vhagar “disappeared” too. He’s going to 1v1 Daemon for no reason other than poetic rivalry and then die.
>>221779352Fuck you, Father is based
Pic rel is how I feel about Sara Hess right now. She keeps trying to prop up Rhaenyra as this benevolent queen “of the people” but by this point in the story after Jace’s death she should be batshit crazy, and fat. I see why George fucked off from the show.
>>221779354Why would you fight for the crown when you have a stinky riverland milf?
What's with Rhaenyra hating Ulf's guts? Bro comes in for an audience after waiting god knows how long, asks for small favors since he hasn't really received anything up to now, and in exchange he's told "nah actually, you're an hostage of the crown and should only think of yourself as property; you can't go back to see your friends, and you obviously won't be compensated because I'm too busyyyyyy can't you see how bussyyyyy I am"He's way too fucking nice about it too, giving her intel on the state of things in the city before leavingI'd fucking take my dragon and go to a higher bidder at this point, Daemon's not even here to stop me
>>221779421Is she a milf here?
>>221779426Ulf knows she’ll come around. He just asked too early. In any case tumbleton will expose why giving peasants dragons is a bad idea.
>>221779512Maybe he's hoping he can cuck Daemon and become a true Targaryen
>>221779426Daemon slapping him, Rahenyra laughing at him calling himself Targaryen (when he has the same amount of targ blood as her) and now him being forbidden from going to the tavern because he's the crown property while not being even afforded a proper family name or a keep, is all set up for him being justified in turning cloaks.
>>221778014she even had the perfect tool at hand to handle ulf: mysaria.
>>221779426She's peak Targshit lunatic that thinks non-Targs and ESPECIALLY non-nobles aren't really human beings at all.
>>221779628Note he also fashioned himself Targ style despite her mocking the idea and she doesnt even notice. He tried so hard to sound proper and she just shits all over him. What an unnecessary blunder.
Are we talking about Ulf? Christ he's a pathetic cunt.
>>221779660He is the champion of the people.Cry about it, Daemon, his friend will find a way to escape the law and reach Lys.
>>221779646I'm not an admirer of Rhaenyra's but it's not as though the grasping mongoloid deserved any better. The entire scene's really retardedly laboured and all the writers' fault.
>>221779478She's gonna be.
The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
>>221779684>He is the champion of the people.Sure, if you seriously hate "the people".
>>221779690You can turn him down with more tactHe's a paesant with a nuke, you can't go around bullying him because he "doesn't deserve any better"
>>221779628then shouldn't the self professed "greens" on /tv/ be more pleased?
>>221779719You do realize that outside of the shitposting we can discuss the single characters presented on screen for what they are instead of treating it as a football game with team vs team, right?
>>221779690Just fucking tell Mysaria to handle his shit. I get it she doesnt wanna deal with him but to treat him so fucking cruel when HE IS TRYING to better himself is just idiotic.
>>221779706>You can turn him down with more tactYeah, by not setting up a shit-stupid "legimization ceremony" in the first place. I seem to recall young Tommen placing his stamp on a document legitimizing Ramsay Snolton without there being any need for him to even be present.
Has there been an episode without rape this season?
>>221779742You can't knight people remotelyThat's a knighting cerimony, it requires an oath, and a knight, in this case Daemon who was himself knighted at 16.
>>221779731"greens" means what it says bruh and refers to a highly specific subset of people discussing house of the dragon on this board, not to everyone discussing house of the dragon on this board
>>221779628>>221779646Dragonseeds are a bit of an issue in terms of noble semantics but honestly they should have just let them call themselves Targaryen or maybe a branch bastard house or something.It's much less of a blow to the dynasty's prestige and "divine right" if they just say that people who ride dragons can do so because they're Targaryens, even if they are bastards, than if anyone who the dragon likes can do it.The former just means they're still super special cool half-divine guys on top and who's to blame a Targaryen for fucking around, a dragon can do whatever it wants.The latter means that the fucking incestuous aliens have monopolized dragons for long fucking enough and we really need to get some dragons of our own post-haste.
>>221779354Witch pussy is more important than the crown.
>>221774842so I'm guessing what leads to this is>pregnant with maelor>miscarries maelor>is now so upset over this that she an heroes I thought "babes die all the time"? doesn't give a fuck when her son got his head sawed of but when another son dies of natural causes its suddenly all too much?
>>221779743>IMG_8764.jpg
Seriously, how does rhaenyra manages to fumble this? She basically has won already.
>>221779772Even creating the dragonseeds is a problemYou can do 3 things>create cadet housesGood now, big ass problem in 50 years when more than one house has nukes>legitimize them as targsTerrible for Rahenyra's legitimacy during the war>do option 1 but arrange for their untimely death towards the end of the warThe best albeit most ruthless option, book Rahenyra would have done it.
>>221779770>blud thinks there are people who unironically support the Greens as presented in the showHint for you, it’s just a funny way to annoy the core of women who have attached themselves to Rhaenyra in this sleazy power fantasy/rape smut for women’s studies majorsThis is a show for upper middle class white women who resent their father that provided everything for them
>>221779772>they're still super special cool half-divine guysdid any Targaryen monarch live longer than Old King Jaehaerys? I can't think of one, and *he* didn't even last to be 70
>>221779772Just make them Kingsguard sidegrade edition its not that hard. You can give them stuff without creating new dynasties. For fucks sake just GIFT ulf a tavern. Call them wings of the queen. Go send Ulf as a dragon mercenary to essos or whatever.
>>221779660He is fucking sad :( guy gets no respect and no recompense, it sucksThe greens will probably bully him too once he turns cloakthough in the books he rapes like 3 women daily during the sack of Tumbleton, so that'll be weird
>>221779823Speak for yourself, I am pro rape, I support rape ideologically.
>>221779823>This is a show for upper middle class white women who resent their father that provided everything for themwhich in turn's a fantasy for a subset of guys who need to feel themselves oppressed by an oddly specific type of woman. sarah hess didn't even write the episode, it was david hancock
>>221779660>Christ he's a pathetic cunt.shut up daemon
>>221779426also Rhaenyra starting to cry after being told about a rude graffiti
>>221779868Sarah Hess was haunting the narrative
>>221779843>The greens will probably bully him too once he turns cloakThis absolutely happens.
>>221779881There's a black humor to it, I agree. How much does graffiti even matter when (like that idiot Ulf) hardly anyone can read? As Ormund Hightower suggests of Borros Baratheon they'd have been better off using pictures.
The comparison between the Hightowers and the Tarshit is really pathetic. No contest.Hightowers:>Older than the first men>Ruled as kings of their own for thousands of years>Owns a giant city while everyone else in Westeros was stuck with castles in bumfuck-upon nowhere>Nominal vassals of Highgarden despite mogging them, couldnt bother with dealing with annoying bannermen, free to study>Own the largest library know in the World, with probably pre-long Night lost sources>Oldtown is a rich, prosperous clear city>Control the Citadel and the Faith>Still rocking strong in 300 AC and their leader is an autismo wizard building a giant mech with lost technology to face Euron's KrakenT*rgaryens>Once savage sheeperd sister fucked>Bottom of the tier dragon nobility in Valyria, exiles in a bumfuck Island at the border of the Freehold>Needed three bioweapons made with demonic magic to conquer>Westeros under them was plagued with civil wars, natural catastrophes>Kingslanding is a third world tier shithole whose stink can be smell kilometers ahead>Ruled for not even 300 years >In 300 AC their only survivors are a insane warmongering girl that picked a fight with the whole Essos and a bastard that dosent even know or care to be a TargshitWesteros under the Targtowers of (book) Alicent, pretty much recolored Hightowers, would had started a space program by the time Aerys II was busy torching people alive
>>221779925>Still rocking strong in 300 ACAnother way of putting this would be "hasn't advanced an inch in 170 years".
>>221779633She can't delegate for shit, what is Mysaria even doing? Just have her be the Seed handler so they shut the fuck up.>>221779426He's a smallfolk who lacks any decorum. He tries to be very familiar with them unaware the situation is. He basically thought he was becoming part of the family whereas to Rhaenyra he's the help. It'd basically being akin to a smelly homeless man signing up to work for you, then everytime he sees you he prods to see how close he can get to you in terms of familiarity. And in this scenario you're a humorless classicist cunt who wouldn't think twice if a hobo got shot in front of you.
>>221779884she's sure as hell haunting *something*
>>221779960Advance to whatThey have a great city and center of civilzation to tend to, what does warring for control of the north do for them
>>221779925>Targs=mutants>Hightowers=black stone cultists>Starks: Devil worshippersAndal bros it’s up to us to save Westeros from evil
>>221779961>It'd basically being akin to a smelly homeless man signing up to work for you, then everytime he sees you he prods to see how close he can get to you in terms of familiarity.I tend to wonder how long the people boosting Ulf in this thread could put up with the clown if they found themselves in a position of generalship over him ("and, and this other twat I'm in debt to wants this, and--!").
>>221779960They are 10k years old. 170 years of staying quiet and comfy in preparing to kickstart the industrial revolution while the incestous aliens were destroying themselves is nothing
>>221779961>Just have her be the Seed handler
>>221779980The Hightowers turned the Seven from random prophets wandering around wildlands to a organized, civilized faith. They are pretty much the royal family of the religion
>>221780029>picture"What's the matter, Ser Hugh? house not good enough for you?"
>>221780015I guess yeah it's easy to say while watching from the outside. I get she has priorities but the Dragonseeds are a recurring problem. Eventually you'd think she'd just choose somebody to handle their very small problems. It's pretty easy to say "I'm not giving shit to your friends because they're friends, sure I'll pardon who the fuck ever, who actually cares?" and there's been like several small lords murdered at court. I'm pretty sure there's gotta be some real estate up for grabs to gift them. The issue is that Rhaenyra doesn't have anything tied down at the Keep and actively rejected a small group of confidants back on Dragonstone that could take some of this bullshit out of spite.Again I get this is a stressful and personal situation for her and I'm a fat retard watching a tv show but she's making nothing easier for herself.>>221780177Honestly.....would he spit at living in a barn? He was a drunk pauper in the shittiest neighborhood a city renown for being shit, having your own home and land is a definite upgrade.
Half-yearly reminder that Cersei is the ONLY official Queen of the Seven Kingdoms in the entire series.
>>221778811It was crazy while dunk was on. You could barely have a conversation with anyone because the threads moved so fast. Now the thread is as dead as the franchise.
>>221780198>Honestly.....would he spit at living in a barn?Hugh's a deal smarter than Ulf, which at least *suggests* a more refined capacity for opportunism.
>>221780223Don't worry, The Sworn Sword'll grind around soon enough and we can all lose ourselves in complaining about how substandard a Rohanne they cast.
>>221780253Oh nevermind I read Ulf. Yeah Hugh would flip his shit if they told him to move his wife into a shack.
>What is the thread to be today, Bold Anon?>Raining shitposts or pisstakes from the looks of the OP
>>221779821>Even creating the dragonseeds is a problemOh of course it is but the whole point is that it's a play to get more power in a war they were at a severe disadvantage otherwise just because Greens nuke is that much bigger.>Good now, big ass problem in 50 years when more than one house has nukesIt does lead to more potential Dances in the future, though the smartest thing would be to try and integrate (or dispose of) all the cadet branches into the main one ASAP, but it would still be "Targaryens" vs "everyone else" otherwise. The primary point of the nukes isn't to fight inter-dynastic wars for power, it's to keep the Andal plebes from rising up.>Terrible for Rahenyra's legitimacy during the warSure, but that only really becomes a problem if she loses. Truth is smallfolk don't give a shit that much (they do however care about starving and other things that fuck with their lives), nobles will kvetch but will make the calculations and shut the fuck up eventually because they don't have nukes and if you intend to win who gives a fuck what the Greens think.
>>221780295>whiffy ball>"cunt cunt cunt!">LeoAway to fuck, Ormy. At least your actor's having fun.
>>221776823Kek
Ratcatchers are never coming back. Welcome catbros.
>>221780295are you taking questions, Lord Ormund? b/c I'd like to know if that kid you mailed to KL somehow becomes Trystane Truefyre
>>221779960And where are the targaryens?
>>221780210>not anointed by the high septon
>>221780323>though the smartest thing would be to try and integrate (or dispose of) all the cadet branches into the main one ASAP,You could integrate two of the Seeds by marrying them to Baela and Rhaena. Or even to Helaena, now that she's your captive and officially declared a widow.
>>221780210It was retarded how no one questioned the legitimacy of her taking the throne
>>221780383Who genuinely cares? For mine the succession's much less a subject of interest than the fates of favored/disfavored individual characters.
>>221780416cercei had unlimited plot armor until e5s8 of got
>>221780329didn't get why vigilance performed so feebly against the table t b h
Reminder that we support the Hightowers, Maesters and Faith in their machinations against the Targ menace.
>>221780465no
>>221780383Bet you're feeling pretty stupid right now, huh?
>>221774720What's the point? I'm into the character not the actress, this ruins the entire premise
>>221780053The Hightowers and their Oldtown pets committed apostasy by accepting Targaryen rule. The last true High Septon was Septon Moon.
>>221780465Do we bollocks.
>>221780210Kino.
>>221780526Though All Men Do Despise Us
>>221780517>"He claimed that the only book he ever read was The Seven-Pointed Star, but many questioned that, as he never quoted from the tome, and no one had ever seen him read."liking him better already if I'm honest
>>221780546
>>221779040No, no, no!
>>221780544Yes, I do believe that's a saver. Did you make it? Also: https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/House-Codd-Though-All-Men-Do-Despise-Us-by-JenSnow/11516259/z5wf
>>221780559
>>221780429>the fates of favored/disfavored individual characters.[Oscar Gamble quote]
>>221775217
>doood what if the people who dont want to put women and bastards on the throne are actually just SEXIST NAZI RAPIST CHUDS
>>221775541
>>221775580>>221775930>Lord Hightower, i am Valyria
>>221775541This meme is so fucking funny
I bet Nintendo are pissed off about their Link actor preempting their movie with HotD.Also, why would graffiti be a big deal when the literacy rate is like 0.05%? Made more sense in HBO Rome with crude drawings of dicks everywhere
>>221780603what if you're just a boring little tit anon?
>>221780671Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds.
>>221774842NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MILKY MOMMY NOO
>>221780671>why would graffiti be a big deal when the literacy rateThe writers have never opened a history book past high school. They compared the hightowers occupying tumbleton to "nazis" occupying france. They are probably of the belief that medieval europe was just niggers and asians walking around candlelit city streets with wooden iphones.
>>221780671it just means more material to jerk off to
>>221775598how tight is her fembussy?
>>221774921>>calls the bastards who crippled her brother "they were always nice"That was based. Aemond is a cunt
>>221779537What did you do to her face??
>>221780383One is dead at the wall still
>>221774842You nigger that's from RANGZ OF POWAH
>>221780699fucking faggot pedo
>>221780774Thank god. did no one watch that lol
>>221774842>>221780774that makes sense. that architecture doesn't look like it's from this show
>>221780802>did no one watch that lolLet's just say the only ones who did are those who'd otherwise have been watching infomercialsMaybe a bad example since I remember some of those pretty well
Why doesn't Westeros industrialize?
>>221775415100% pure valyrian phenotype
>>221780932too early
>>221780810Why? It's not like they're consistent about castle designs and stuff
>>221780932Because its medieval fantasy so it needs to be medieval
>>221780932No coal
>>221780697>They compared the hightowers occupying tumbleton to "nazis" occupying franceWhy did you dislike the comparison? France was not an ideological enemy of Nazi Germany. Neither is Tumbleton an ideological enemy of the Hightowers.
>>221780958You go try and design a castle that can somehow consider Dragons and Magic as possible attack vectors.
>>221778847I dropped it when Stannis's daughter turned out to be blonde.
>>221780932The maesters supress change.
>>221781253Industrialization will probably start in Braavos.Or maybe the ibbenese discover the steam engine for their whalers.
>>221781073nta, but it betrays a lack of historical education. Occupying cities and castles, quartering soldiers in civilian homes etc. was a normal part of warfare for everyone everywhere. The Hightowers taking Tumbleton is not some crass special thing. People in-universe wouldn't flip out over it as "they have taken the people hostage" and we out-of universe shouldn't think it has any special connection to the specific event of the german occupation of france.If anything, france under german rule had lots of collaborators who set up the vichy regime. And women who would flock around german officers to fuck them. Tumbleton has none of that
>>221781253ok barbrey lol
>>221780699God he's so uglyWhen do we get the real Daeron? Two fake daerons is really pushing it
Although I dislike some actors in this show for being trannies commies stupid retards, I still feel sad that some were excited to be in it, like Phia/Helaena, Tom/Aegon, Bethany/Baela, among others, but are just wasted in this Rhaenyra & Alicent's Love Story.
>"If I were queen, the first thing I would do would be to kill all those grey rats. They scurry everywhere, living on the leavings of the lords, chittering to one another, whispering in the ears of their masters. But who are the masters and who are the servants, truly? Every great lord has his maester, every lesser lord aspires to one. If you do not have a maester, it is taken to mean that you are of little consequence. The grey rats read and write our letters, even for such lords as cannot read themselves, and who can say for a certainty that they are not twisting the words for their own ends? What good are they, I ask you?">"That was how it was with Lord Rickard Stark. Maester Walys was his grey rat's name. And isn't it clever how the maesters go by only one name, even those who had two when they first arrived at the Citadel? That way we cannot know who they truly are or where they come from … but if you are dogged enough, you can still find out. Before he forged his chain, Maester Walys had been known as Walys Flowers. Flowers, Hill, Rivers, Snow … we give such names to baseborn children to mark them for what they are, but they are always quick to shed them. Walys Flowers had a Hightower girl for a mother … and an archmaester of the Citadel for a father, it was rumored. The grey rats are not as chaste as they would have us believe. Oldtown maesters are the worst of all. Once he forged his chain, his secret father and his friends wasted no time dispatching him to Winterfell to fill Lord Rickard's ears with poisoned words as sweet as honey. The Tully marriage was his notion, never doubt it."
>>221781412Yea its a damm shame
>>221778847This. Still being safely under GRRM's published plot and instead choosing to make all that Qarth shit up, Robb's marrying a peasant mutt and the beginning of Jon's character assassination were huge red flags.
>>221781331>Occupying cities and castles, quartering soldiers in civilian homes etc. was a normal part of warfare for everyone everywhere.Yeah>The Hightowers taking Tumbleton is not some crass special thing.And neither was the occupation of France by Germany. Because they werent ideological enemies. The crass things happened in the east. I dunno maybe they said more in that commentary than the one sentence.
>>221780697>>why would graffiti be a big deal when the literacy rate>The writers have never opened a history book past high schoolAre you retards that constantly shit up these threads even watching the show?There is literally a scene where a guy dressed as a merchant is (silently) reading it out for the ones who ask him. They literally (hehe) go into the literacy topic.
>>221781437based maesters
>>221781355Speaking of Lady Barbrey, what did she mean by this in he conversation with Theon?>I am old now, a dried-up thing, too long a widow, but I still remember the look of my maiden’s blood on his cock the night he claimed me. I think Brandon liked the sight as well. A bloody sword is a beautiful thing, yes. It hurt, but it was a sweet pain.
>>221781437andals are enslaved by the maesters
>>221780697>They are probably of the belief that medieval europe was just niggers and asians walking around candlelit city streets with wooden iphones.I don't for a moment accept that you genuinely believe this, anon.
>>221780932same reasons as middle-earth probably.
>>221781412>I dislike some actors in this show for being trannies commies stupid retards
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/"winds of winter"/order/asc/Fascinating archives from the Citadel
>>221781674Are there actual people on /tv/ give a *toss* about her? As I see it if you're sad enough to fall over yourself for a venereal ape like Brandon "RAYGAR CUM OOT AN DYE !!!" Stark you *deserve* to be shit on.
>>221782035>"Rhaegar's not here man."
>>221782012kek he actually did something like this in 2020
>>221780774ah, yes, the galadriel suicide scene. the way her brains splattered all over the pavement was really disgusting.
>>221781331They just picked an occupation people would recognize. We shouldn't pretend WW2 doesn't exist just because chuds chimp out whenever Nazis are mentioned.
>>221780671>Also, why would graffiti be a big deal when the literacy rate is like 0.05%? Made more sense in HBO Rome with crude drawings of dicks everywhereRomans were highly literate. There's text graffitis almost everywhere in Pompeii.
>>221777934I dont remember him looking this sassy and funny. I was probably still pissed about them casting niggers again. God I hate fucking niggers
>>221779040anon I dont know how to tell you this... theyre gonna skip it like every other battle
>>221778393Do they all have low body counts?
confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as
>>221782921So stop fucking 'em, you thick cunt.
>>221783108just so everyone knows when the collapse comes I am going to murder anyone I hear using that phrase
>>221778393No particular opinion, anon. Probably for reasons having to with not being a giant faggot who ships characters in soap operas.
>>221783265>when the collapse comesWon't happen anytime soon. At least a century.
>>221778662moar liek CUMBLETON amirite lelohwait i'm wrong b/c garrick got his bollocks cut off lel
>>221783297eh, I'll wait and see if I become terminally ill then set an example for others in the same position. seriously I'm not going to die without I've first murdered someone for adopting such faggoty-assed habits of speech
>>221783310>garrick got his bollocks cut off
>>221783638>>221783638>>221783638Migrate
