The Odyssey webumstarting with black voices. Listen and learn.
>>221792324>iPhone mountain dew sneakers face Is that how people told stories back in the day? Standing on tables banging a stick?
Ellen Page
>>221792391Her tranny voice was very distracting
>>221792391anyone remember when people in films werent fugly
>>221792324>First shot of a human in a movie about a Greek legend>Niggeriest nigger they can find>Make sure he says something with "ooo" in it so it can make his lips look as much like a monkey as possible.Imagine how cucked you have to be to defend this shit.
btwgofile U8BxsO
>>221792391>Those 3d printed helmets She's impaled already why is he shooting a man before throwing him out of a plane? Or threatening to kill her with a sword even though she's fatally wounded already? And dies 3, seconds later. Nolan sucks
>>221792426the future of liberalism hangs in the balance! THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>221792391DONT YOU FUCKING DEAD NAME HIM MODDSSSS
>>221792391>3 cuts per second Nolan's movies could be remade with AI
holy shit this is worse than I thought. oh I am laughing
>>221792391Looks like a joke
>>221792391Can't even run
>>221792391Why’d they kill her?
>black guy and Ellen page in the first 2 minutes I think Nolan made this specifically for /tv/
>>221792554they didn't, they spared him
>>221792567not since the first 5 minutes of dark knight rises have we been gifted like this. thank you based nolan
>>221792391Nolan can't shoot action in the first place and now that every scene is done with an IMAX camera... forget about it. Ellen Page getting hit here looks horrific
I really am fucking sick and tired of seeing niggers in places where they don't belong.
>>221792391>That girl runLmfaooooo
>>221792324There is no way I'm ever watching this shit, and I'm the exact prime audience for it. I'm a middle aged white guy who loves Ancient Rome and Greek history and mythology. This movie should have been a slam dunk with me. Nolan didn't get the memo that people are sick and tired of niggers being shoved into everything? Especially when it's anachronistic bullshit like this. Your woke nigger pandering will not help you make back the money you borrowed to make this movie, sir. 2020 was a lifetime ago in a galaxy far far away.
>>221792601>Those warts They're new and why doesn't he remove them, the fuck?
>>221792601She's supposed to be 28 in this scene for some reason
kek he really had to cast this nigga
>>221792391yiggidy yiggidy yo
>>221792324lmfao heres your greek story
>>221792829is that a heckin man bun
>>221792324>>221792391>>221792601muttslop
>>221792872I hate americans so much
>>221792899borderline experimental
>>221792953it has a community theater production feel. I guess the BRRAPPP music will carry it
Western civilization will NEVER recover from the "give fags rights" event horizon.
>>221792324>>221792391>>221792528>>221792601>>221792829>>221792872This doesnt feel ancient greek at all. This movie is 90+% on rotten btw
>WAR!!
>>221792899>He's dry firing a bow for some reason I hate Nolan and how he doesn't know anything about anything
>>221793031Lucas apology time.
>>221792829Wtf Pest looks based
>>221792899Is this from the walking dead?
>>221792937It's mostly brits doing this shit. They've pretty much been conquered by south Asians that hate their very existence and would like nothing more than to see them disappear.Nolan is British.
>>221793102Doesn't matter you anglos are all the same.
>>221792899>shot of the dog biting the neckLol
>>221792872>Random asian guy and the black is apparently having a whole pig head for himself Typical Nolan. Never cared what's in any given scene and he never cares if it doesn't make any sense.
I volunteer as tribute!
>>221792899>almost every scene has 5 edits per second>even if two people are just sitting around and talking What the fuck?
>>221793148WhatTheHades
>>221792324>>221792391No sound??
I used to read about Roger Ebert attending Citizen Kane projections with other critics so they could analyze the movie scene by scene (and frame by frame even). This thread feels like that. Nice.
>>221792391those shitty helmets lmao looks like something from RoP
>>221792899THE BOOOAAR IS PREGNANT
>>221792899>it's a simple scene >Odysseus sees a boar and shoots it with an arrow >Nolan can't do it>you can't see wtf is going on most of the timeThe tiniest amount of action and Nolan is overwhelmed and can't do it. Incredible how bad of a director he is
>>221793007What year do you think Western Civilization died? I think the Mayans were right and we all died in 2012. All of this is some sort of cosmic limbo or hell we're forced to suffer in, having niggers and faggots shoved in our faces for an eternity while our elected officials lie to us and our telephones spy on us. Younger anons, it didn't used to be this way. We used to be free. You could actually feel the freedom. Sometimes when I remember hard enough I can actually sometimes still feel it...
>>221793201
>all those constant flashbacks really, nolan? why?
>>221793326Not defending Nolan's bad filmmaking but clearly his intent for the scene is establishing Argos' love of his owner so he can throw in a Nolan flashback when he dies
>>221792324>we wuz homer an sheeeeeit
>>221792324Nolan is such a fucking hack I never want to hear him compared to Kubrick again.
>>221793260GODS I WAS FERTILE THEN!
>>221792324>is supposed to be a poet telling stories or whatever >earrings, giant ring on his hand for some reason yeah... a poet... they totally had stuff like that
>>221793007We lost so fucking hard on the LGBT matter that even conservatives gave up on countering it. The most they do is complain about trannies even though they're functionally just the same shit as homosexuals most of the time except they either wear wigs or grow JonTron beards. Complete and utter surrender to one of the greatest civilizational solvents we've ever seen.
>>221792504You aren't wrong. Why is he unable to not have his editing be complete ass.
>>221792391Planet of the Trans
>>221793380Nolan's movies aren't hard to follow. I'm talking about the technical aspects of filmmaking. And he sucks at that.
>>221793148Not a single shot is steady. The camera is always bobbing and weaving around.
>>221792391What the FUCK is that run they can’t do another take??
Nolan's mind is so governed by cliches
>>221793495IMAX is really heavy ok :<
>>221793432>for some reason
Is everyone on this board 12 years old or something? Is this your first time seeing a Nolan movie? It's like you all got caught up in the retarded culture war woke slop that you forgot he's a laughably bad filmmaker
>>221792391So they built this horse out of their boats. Doesn't look like that at all and then they dug a hole and stuffed the horse into the sand and then Ellen Page had to go around the horse and remove all their footprints everywhere?>Wooden horse stuck in beach, cool>what was that Nolan?>ooga, do it now, ooga booga>Got it, Nolan
>>221793595Good morning, sir.
>>221793528Nolan never does a scene twice.
>>221793544All the more reason to have steady and dolly shots. They just make it harder on themselves by doing shakey cam with giant equipment, fucking morons.
>>221792324>>221792391>>221792601This unironically looks like one of those Indian AI movies where they just prompt in famous actors and all the scenes try to look cinematic but end up looking really off and stale. Nolan really is a hack and critics have no backbone.
>>221792829???????Why the FUCK is he yeeting puppies off a cliff and Tom Holland saves just one???? The fuck is this fucking garbage? Already wasn’t seeing it because of the tranny but seriously wtf is this scene supposed to be ?
>>221793495He was watching the Office constantly and thought that was how camerawork is supposed to be done
>>221793627Nolan does it because he tricks the audience into thinking shaking camera = movie has texture and activity even if what they're watching is dull as fuck. He does tricks like this in all his movies to make them seem more interesting than they actually are. That's his whole shtick as a director.
>>221792324>>221792391The more they try to stick it to the chuds, the more clownish they become. I really hope this past decade or so will someday be looked back on as the most ridiculous timeline ever, because I'm checking out if it gets much worse than this.
>>221793639Empathy for animals is only a trait that whites have.
Gary won
>>221793528>What the FUCK is that runAn exhausted boy struggling to run after a strenuous battle
>>221792391this look so shit bros
>>221793670Lol, lmao.
>>221793639Why are they on this weird hill in the first place? Nolan probably thought it looks cinematic but there's no reason for them to be there
>>221793148Is this really how the movie is cut? Not a single angle lasts more than 3 seconds at a time.
>>221793639>Why the FUCK is he yeeting puppies off a cliffSpoken like a citydwelling basedboy
>>221793711Troy had it, so he thought he has too.
WHERE IS THE CRUCIAL SCENE
>>221793712it's a fast paced 2 hours and 52 minutes
>>221792899>That bow shotlmao Damon isn't even trying
>>221793711I’ve been arguing that Nolan and Co. have no idea or are just too lazy to make a set that’s part of the story and tells it own story at the same time. Every frame I’ve seen from this movie has been utter trash. Bunch of fucking hacks.
This is a fucking AI movie.Nolan took billions of dollars and literally made something you could just prompt. Any of the most vital qualities of new, human art are completely absent from this. Fucking wild.
>Black people, asian people, british prople, indians>Not a single greekDoes Nolan just hate Greeks?
>>221793749oh shit that's my hype song. I'm going to buy a ticket now to see it in my capital city
>>221793762Why didn't Nolan make him use a bow with a draw weight of 500 pounds for authenticity?
>>221792899This feels like a full movie of batman in the pit from tdkr
Tie me to the mast, men, for I must fein - Oddyseus
>>221792899>a character sitting around with a knife eating an apple lmaoWhat a cliché
>>221793788Here's your Odysseus bro
>>221793751It looks like it's a 3 hour long TikTok compilation.
>>221793847it's ready to be clipped yo
>those cuts>jew's blackchink daughter
>>221792899kek
>>221793884finally a movie where matt damon tried to go home.
studio should have just done the test audience stuff here, it was dismantled in a number of seconds.
>>221792386Yes, this is quite accurate actually
>>221793092yikes>>221793691should have hired a competent actor then operating word being actor because it looks like an out of shape middle aged lady who is having a hard time running through sand
>>221793884>cutting to an identical shot>that fucking zoomThe fuck is nolan doing?
>>221793884Is acting really that hard that Anne Hathaway is incapable of doing it?
>>221793918I hope they'll adapt Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde and let Edward Norton play it. He could finally play a guy who has a split personality
>>221793884lol what is that cut
Is there any fucking?
>>221793884>actors have to be really close to each other because IMAX cameras suck ass and aren't made for movies
I get that it's filmed in one take, but why is it edited in one take too
I'M ACTING!!1!
shit looks boring af
>>221792324That's just Travis Scott in a fucking robe and Robert Pattinson in a stupid armor. This isn't a movie this is a carnival ride.
How the fuck did a korean/japanese guy get into ancient greece? At least a black guy is vaguely believable.
This reminds me of epic movie.They're suddenly stuck in between tiny long trees?One guy has a helmet that doesn't fit?
this nigga is a one-note actor I swear
>>221794128Reminds me of this movie as well. Difference is that this is a comedy. The facial expressions are ridiculous in Nolan's flick
>>221794128Meet the Spartans was better.
>>221792391What a manly run! Now that's a man's man, a soldier of Sparta!
>>221794211Fucking Matt Damon of all people as Odysseus is somehow still the worst part of this abomination.
>>221794128Zany
>>221794211>He's dry-firing the bow againOkay then
>>221792391Atrocious editing. The second helicopter shot haphazardly shoved in looks particularly awful.Nolan reminds me of Nicolas Hoult in The Menu using the finest ingredients to make inedible food.
You can tell they’re desperate when the only criticism is >umm the editing is bad.
>>221794211he barely looks haggard at all here, isn't he supposed to be completely unrecognizable to penelope and telemachus?
>>221794303It's distracting as fuck, dude. A normal scene with two people talking doesn't need a wobbly camera and a cut every 3 seconds and a flashback within that conversation. This happens over and over again
>>221794303everything is bad lmao
>>221794309I think it's yet another flashback. The flashbacks are constantly happening
>>221794309>confused about flashbacksThis is the kind of audience who doesn't understand Nolan's high IQ movies
>>221794303>ignores the sea of other criticisms
>>221794128what the fuck am I looking at...I've lost all (what was already little) respect for Nolan.
>>221794128is this a comedy?
>>221794303This is basic filmmaking dude. Even Michael Bay can do better than this.
>>221792324This is some RANGS tier shit.
>>221794424>>221794392It's a serious movie. Please
>>221792324So this is why we’ve been bombarded with >muh reviewstoday?
>>221794467IMAX cameras weren't meant to be used like that and Nolan proved that he can't do it either. Clunky waste of money
>>221794303That's actually a pretty important part of movies, anon!
>>221794303Editing is a pretty crucial aspect of a film, anon. You're also ignoring the criticisms of the bland production design, cheap looking costumes, embarrassingly awful dialogue and accents that ruins all verisimilitude, and horrendous fight choreography. It's the same issues with all of Nolan's films except here they are dialed up to 11.
I dont care much about the armor being authentic or helen being a black but everything I've seen of this movie seems so dullIt's a big cast but most of them I dislike or am indifferent towards, nolan isn't really the right person for this type of movie, and everything else just seems lame.Probably will still make a billy but this summers been pretty shit so far with the big movies.
>>221793201newfag
>>221792391Genuinely fucking beat the shit out of all those fucking liars on X saying this was well-directed. That is fucking AMATEURISH. Holy shit, Nolan truly hasn't improved in 25 years. He's still a one-take useless retard with no understanding of framing or blocking.
>>221794580Basic storytelling and filmmaking would improve this movie tenfold in my opinion. Tell the story chronologically, don't give Odysseus amnesia, don't use IMAX cameras. Hire somebody who can do action scenes. That alone would be a huge improvement. Better sets and costumes would be even better and better dialogue of course. But there's so much shit here.
>>221793670Animalism. Another modern degenerate trait to promote. Disgusting!
>>221792324>Main story is about a white guy Doesn't this disqualify you from winning any Oscars?
>>221792324I didn't know Travis Scott was in the movie. I revise my estimated earnings to $700 million plus the average ticket price multipled by the number of zoomers who speak in ebonics there are.
>>221792601Tom Holland is such a bad actor holy shit
>>221794740The horrible actor in that scene is called Pattinson
>>221794822ALL these actors regardless of level of talent are phoning it in hard for this.
>>221792324>>221792324>>221792324>french ripsLOL
>>221794916Subtitles only. Audio is English. Never watched it but i think 007 had dutch subtitles and English audio (weet ik)
>>221794916>LOLNON, en Francais.
>>221794211Waow those shakey hands, that's what I call acting! I mourn for when the actors will loose their jobs to AI in the next few years.
>>221794873>manbun viking guy Weird
>>221794873its impressive that just tom hollands face alone is enough to immediately pull me out of it lmao
>>221794365>>221794384I assumed this was the flashback >>221792899 that would be shown when he was about to do the bow test
>>221792391ACK
>>221792324We wuz Argives and sheeit.
>>221794980Tom's acting is alright. You're clearly seething
>>221795056hi tom you're a terrible actor
>>221793749Should have had Will Smith do "Wild Wild Greece".
>>221795045>Nolan gave Odysseus amnesia >the most determined man in all of fiction trying to get home no matter what >starts his journey without memories>story doesn't make a lick of sense nowWhatAHACK!
>>221792324>RPatz between a black and a koreanbravo
Does Jon say "let me tell you something" or not? That's all that matters
>>221792899That boar and dog editing looks like something out of a budget tv show.
>>221793148>That sudden wobble when panning like the cameraman bumped into someone.
>>221795108>one guy bald as a bowling ball >another guy extremely long hairwtf are these extras?
>>221792391Every single thing about this is an abomination. This feels like a parody of everything wrong with modern blockbusters.
>>221793337Anon...
>>221793884Jeets with a nokia phone. It's not the final product, I hope
>>221792324Those cuts can't be real
>>221793528>What the FUCK is that run they can’t do another take??>nolan directed film>another take>he doesn't knowanon...
>>221795108Is that an indian? Why are there fucking indians as well? The cast has >blacks>indians>asians>latinos>northern eurosBut not a single mediterranean or greek actor. Jesus fucking christ.
>>221795228it already has subtitles. nolan does no alternate cuts. It's over
>>221793884anne hathaway is a terrible actress
>>221794479No more dead greeks!
>>221792391>>221792324This movie's failure will be so catastrophic it will make Hollywood implode. Any critic that gave this shit a positive review will never be trusted again
>>221795303she's a good actress but she's using a ton of botox lately. she also looked awful in the prada sequel
>>221793148Can someone edit in the Rock and Vin Diesel and Agamemnon
>>221795108That plastic armor disgusts me. §D printet props truly are a bane on movie making. Lazy fucks don't even try to make it look like metal, no, it's just dull plastic with metallic spray paint.
>>221792324Damn.... all the shillings were right.... this looks absolutely amazing..... best movie ever.....>>221792391OH.... MY.... FUCKIN'...... GOD......IT JUST GETS MORE AND MORE EPIC!!!!
looks good and will make a billion. its over for you, chuds.
>>221795346>Failure>Breaking box office records>Highest rated movie of all timeyou people live in your own little realities. this movie looks like utter shit but never doubt the power of tricking normies into seeing fake kino
>>221795410Watch Excalibur or Polanski's Macbeth for some proper eye bleach.
>>221795278Nolan is a Brit. Brits are extremely insecure and bitter towards Greeks, they feel like the Classics/Antiquity belongs to them.
>>221795465>Excalibur0% historically or mythologically accurate trash
>>221795465italian sword and sandals movies might look like shit but at least there's some fun there. This is just dour. like oppenheimer no rewatch value.
>>221792391>killed immediately And he was the greatest Viking- I mean, Greek warrior and a good friend.
>>221795482They do. Modern Greece only exists because of Brits who were obsessed with classical Greece. They basically forged their whole modern identity
>>221795482Nolan has retarded opinions in general. Might be why he chose to make this movie to spit on Greeks.
>>221795271can nolan really be considered an auteur director if he's never tormented an actor just to get a perfect take before?
>>221795465Polanski's Macbeth is extremely underrated.
>>221795498Who cares nigga? Its a movie about a literal fairy tale. The armor looks stunning, that was my point.
What were they filming?
>>221795482>britsGermans do the same things as well.
>>221795562>a literal fairy talelike the Odyssey?
>>221795548It's only truly good film adaptation of Shakespeare.
>>221795278latinos and indians look more mediterranean than finnish mutt chowderhead matt damon
>>221793712>Just because you can edit doesn't mean that you should.
>>221793863you're rightit's perfectly cut for those zoom ins and flashing light things they do
>>221795498>mythologically accurate lmao
>>221795584Yes. And? Being a fantasy doesn't give a movie excuse to have armor that looks like plastic 3D printed garbage.
>>221795278>Why are there fucking indians as well?hope this helps!
>>221795600good day sir
>>221795650He's absolutely right. Have you ever visited Greece? They're brown as it gets.
>>221795529Wrong. The Russians and the French played a significantly more important role. Sure, the Brits also helped. But your statement is entirely wrong. Greek intellectuals were already pushing for a revival linking modern Greeks with the ancient past. And it's not like the Greeks had no national identity either , they simply identified more with the Byzantines, as that was significantly more recent. But the elite still did identify with the ancient, as did the Byzantine elites.
>>221795671Now, but not back then, such is the nature of 1000's of years of conquest and immigration
>>221795278It's a direct insult to audiences worldwide. It also has a 350 million budget including marketing. It requires legs and international box office.It'll get neither. This needs 700 million just to break even.I don't see it beating fuckin Superman at this rate. Especially considering the full film leak dropped the same day the astroturfed reviews showed up.
>>221792391Hollywood is shitting all over its own past movies because... I don't know why, but it sure is funny.
>>221793012It's a fiction book
>>221794303Editing is THE most important thing when you do a movie, if it's painful and hard to watch because the angle change every 2 sec, then it's a bad movie
ONE BILLIE
>>221793012They poured another 50 million in critic consensus to counter the disaster.It failed considering the whole movie is right here right now.
Wtf is this shit?
>>221795710Don't know m8 I think that's a cope. Meds were always mostly brown. Just look at the weather. Weather like that will not produce Nordic looking people.
>>221795710You are entirely correct, Greeks were blue eyed blondes. We also now know that the mediterannean was significantly colder back then, with great fir trees all the way coasts dotted with icebergs.
>>221792391>see pre release pictures of the armour>it looks shit>goys come to nolan's rescue and say you cant judge it because its not out yet>it comes out>armour looks shit
>>221795710debunked.>nooooo those are Egyptians!!!debunked.
>>221795108They all dressed like Hawkeye from the mcu.
>>221793639>Throw healthy puppies because????
>>221795779It's the best movie since Return of the King, chud!
>>221792391What is that doink doink doink, run hobble she does kek lmfao
>>221795723>This needs 700 million just to break evenlol here we go again
>>221792575they shot her twice and stabbed her through the chest retard
>>221792391>>221792324Shills were calling this the new lotr, lmao.
From the webms posted, it looks fucking boring.
>>221795801>>221795795Haven't you seen the statues? They're white.
>>221795830Yes, when a movie has a 350 mil budget, and movie theaters take half (not even counting foreign markets), then it requires 700 million.I know that pisses you off, but that's just how it is.This movie will flop. It's far too divisive to be the billion dollar epic it needs to be. This is a Heaven's Gate situation, objectively.
>>221795635They didn't even know what the fuck Indians were founding the America's. Gay ass faggot Ai shit.
>>221795708They would be nothing without Western European intervention. Their first king was a German. Every Balkan country is basically carved up by Russia, Britain and France. So I don't blame Brits for having a superiority complex over classical Greece
Is this really not a workprint?
>>221792899...what?
>>221795891Is this your first Nolan movie?
Took me like five different webms to realize that old woman was Anne Hathaway
>>221795868Screenshotting this because in a few days chuds will deny that anyone ever claimed this
>>221795868Once you take into account the marketing budget. The movie needs nearly a billion to break even.
>>221795919Watch out! He'll screenshot that!
>>221795924haha look at her go
>>221795671If you're retarded and colorblind and cannot differentiate between different ethnicities just because they're different shades of tanned it's not our problem
>>221795868Heaven's Gate is a great movie though
>>221795919I included marketing, which according to them is 100 mil (extremely doubtful it's that low).
>>221795913Claim that you don’t anything about cost and overhead.
>>221795924She has no styleShe has no grace
>>221795955I'm talking commercially. Heaven's Gate was good but it flopped hard and effectively shut down a genre.
>>221795924I'm waiting for the clone troops to run in frame
>>221795788>>221795795>>221795801The ethnic range of a time period is complicated, and a discussion about the validity of an indian representing an ancient greek i am unwilling to argue, as you've lapsed all reason and good faith.
a movie killed in the editing room. RIP marcia lucas
>>221793148>these cuts>panoramic shot of the sea and landscapes>looks like falklands or irelandkino
>>221795934He can screenshot this!>>221795958I doubt 100 mil would cover the US marketing budget, let alone the world wide marketing.
>>221794241anon, i feel you and the other webm
>>221796001this movie was not killed in editing, there's barely even a movie here
Every single review is a 10/10. Hundreds of 10/10.Critics are calling it the most epic movie in all of cinema.Redditors are going APE shit for Nolans new masterpiece./tv/ lost
>>221796045He's too gay to screenshot that.
>>221796087They expected people to sit on that reaction for 48 hours. They didn't expect the leak destroying any and all hope.You lost.Again.
>>221792391Welp that looks fucking retarded
>>221792391Why does all the armor look so cheap
>>221796087watch the camrip lmao, this is one of the biggest embarrassments in cinematic history
>>221793012Cuties is 87% on rotten
>>221793884>Odysseus looks like some random peasant who cant think of anything>Not a glimpse of brilliance, wisdom or wit in expressions>Because its a fucking Mat Damon, who has the range of "YOLO FUCK YEAH" and face of the dude from Detroit streets.Terrible casting choice, mediocre acting.
>>221796126>>221796151 The Wrap - William Bibbiani - 100/ 100 You can’t say Hollywood doesn’t make them like this anymore. Nobody ever did.its so over for you bros.Nobody, I mean nobody, has seen a movie this good before. Might be the first movie to hit 20 billion in ticket sales.
>>221792391The Trojans look like they’ve never held a sword
>>221792647>Those wartsYou mean ladybugs?
>>221796087It's like the emperors new clothes irl. Funniest shit ever.
>>221792324>>221792391>>221792601>>221792899>>221793092How do you go from Oppenheimer to this?
>>221796241easy you don't have Barbie to prop your shit up
>>221793132KEK WTF NO WAY THATS REALLY IN THE FILM
>>221792606Yea, like America
>>221795801Every one of those looks med/italian you fuckin mook
there's still time for him to fix this right?
>>221795924Doink, doink, doink, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle. Like she's runnin with a full diaper hahahahaha
>>221795635but theyre indians playing greeks, explain that jeet
Haven't seen anything of the cyclops, is it just a nothingburger?
>>221795868>Yes, when a movie has a 350 mil budget, and movie theaters take halftheaters don't take half. They take like 10% on the opening weekend and then slowly take more throughout the week until it reaches a 50/50 split. It's why theater's charge so much for snacks and buckets and shit. You're thinking of the marketing budget, which tend to be fuck-huge.
>>221796193Here you go, a better publication for your credentialism.This one more accurately represents the value of the film.https://time.com/article/2026/07/15/the-odyssey-review-christopher-nolan/
>>221796324this isn't even good trolling. get it together
>>221795885You are ridiculously uneducated on the matter. Otto was forced on Greece to ensure their neutrality, so that they would not fall entirely into one Great Power camp, France, Britain or Russia. Has nothing to do with German hegemony or any other shit you have in your brain. Western Europe, for the longest time, was a mire of apes living off of the carcasses of dead empires. Any attempt to become anything more, was a poor attempt to copy the Romans (see Charlemagne). The only reason Western Europe managed to elevate itself is the fact that monasteries kept ancient Roman/Greek texts alive along with the happy coincidence that the Turks destroyed the Byzantine empire forcing scholars to flee.
All the negative reviews are from the camrip. Most people will be watching in theaters. Why would anyone believe that a camrip would make this look good?
>>221796348i don't know why you think i'm trolling. The movie producers have all of the leverage in these types of deals, so they don't have to give the theaters shit.
>camera work shit>cutting shit>dialogue shit>story coherence shit>costumes shit>casting shitGuess the locations are fine.
>>221792391He runs like a girl.... oh, wait.
>>221796363This one isn't >>221796343
>>221793639idk if I’d believe you if you told me 5 years ago Christopher Nolan would adapt The Oddesy and include a scene with Sid the Sloth throwing puppies over the edge of a cliff
>>221796193>>221796343You don't understand, shill. I don't need these.I'm watching the movie right now for free, and it's awful.What use is a critic?
>>221792391Wait is this shit pg-13? Why? I'm so tired of these pussified movies that can't even show proper violence. It's going to look so retarded when Odysseus comes home and slaughters everyone and it's just a bunch of guys laying down pretending to be dead with no visible wounds.
>>221796476Meant to just quote the first one. Time review's about right.
>>221792324>>221792391There is absolutely no fucking way anyone over 110 IQ could possibly think the reviews for this obviously heaping pile of dogshit are organic whatsoever. I think access Hollywood overplayed their artificial propaganda hand when they saw how much it was getting shit on by the masses from the jump, clearly justifiably so.
Matt's scenes are so fucking bad. He is just droning through his lines.How does this have a 99%?
>>221795108>Indian walks on screen and starts talking about asses
>>221796496The final fight is probably the worst part of the film.>>221796506>"How do we make bautista look even more retarded?"
>>221792829Tom is supposed to be playing an 18 year old kid in Spiderman this month and he looks like a fucking 40 year old
>>221796343>Through no fault of Nyong’o’s—who’s both accomplished and, though it should go without saying, uncommonly beautiful—these are almost blink-and-you-miss-them portrayals, the kind of thing a director can magnanimously hand out like candy. We’re supposed to applaud Nolan for bravery in casting, but the result comes off as tokenism, surely the opposite of what he intended.Incredible. Even when we finally have someone criticize Nolan, it's because they think he's not woke ENOUGH.
holy shit this board is going to be unperusable for a decade
>the black suitor is the one to chimpout, attack a dog and an old man and try to kill telemachus is Nolan secretly redpilled?
>>221796377>they don't have to give the theaters shit(You)>>221796363>Why would anyone believe that a camrip would make this look good?(You)>>221796496>Wait is this shit pg-13?It's R
>>221796640>It's RIs it rated R for Retarded?
>>221796654>>221796654
>>221796602based nolan does it again
>>221792829wtf is this bulletproof vest??!pls tell this is ai
>>221796597>Even when we finally have someone criticize Nolan, it's because they think he's not woke ENOUGH.That's why you never, ever compromise.
>>221793712Yes. Its so jarring. It slows down later but the first 15 minutes or so are such a disaster
>>221796604I found that part really funny, the suitors know they're breaking the law of hospitality but they'd know not to try to murder him in front of the entire main hall. So even in a group of violent guys, the black one still manages to be the most recklessly violent out of all of them.
>>221794241what happens if you dry-fire a bow, why is it bad?
>>221796899that force gotta go somewhere don't it (the limbs)?
>>221797010How do you wet fire a bow?
>>221796506>>221796596Was getting caught part of Odysseus' plan?
>>221797010>the limbsNo, the bow. Do it a bunch and you can crack the frame.
>>221797049kind of, Odysseus wanted to wait in the cave to meet the resident to test his hospitality
>>221797076But once caught in the cave, what was the next step of his master plan?
>>221795801Imagine holding on so tightly to these same six mutts as opposed to the millions of counter examples
>>221794916probably from africa paris
>>221796048Good Lord this looks like dogshit
>>221796126>the leak99% of people dont know the leak exists
>>221796237Its been like this for Nolan since The Dark Knight. Did he sacrifice Heath Ledger for infinite praise from journos or something?
>>221796640>It's Rfor what?
>>221797573for Retards
>>221797526The problem is there are so few prestige directors left that no one is willing to call one out. We're stuck in a horrible time where there's really no great ones left in their prime. We're grasping at straws to keep anything above water.
>>221797573>violence and some languageyou do realize you can look this shit up, right? and much more quickly.
>>221794128>ruh-roh >woop woop woop
>>221797603how?
anybody got a webm of Odysseus spinning in circles during that fight with the suitors? Probably the worst action clip I've seen in years.
>>221793092Did nolan have a stroke? This is a regression from Batman begins fight with Bale and Liam neeson.
>>221793712How are you plebs now realizing this is a Nolan gimmick?
>>221798408The autopsy on this entire doomed production is going to be interesting
When criticizing this film don't even mention the race swap shit. You don't need to when every other aspect is terrible, and it will only make normies dismiss your entire criticism as just racist noise.
>>221798448I haven't watched a Mauler video in years but I might make an exception for this one. I hope it's 12 hours long or some other insane number.
>>221798234I am also requesting this. The webm makers aren't even posting the real stinkers
>>221798476Anon, I don't know a single normalfag that is even seeing this movie
>>221795635>he’s at it againCame here to start crying about other shit?
>>221798762>it's a pratty has a melty episode>/tv/ editionOoh boy I love these ones.
>>221795635>he's at it againBased educator
>>221798762also, this jeet is violating rule 13 by avatarfagging
