There's no way all the praise for it isn't forced. Nolan's been terrible for almost a decade now.
Nolan is pure kino if you turn off your brain and treat the movies like spectacles. Don't look into the story too hard, don't pay attention to the dialogue, don't question the decisions and you're gonna have a good time, like watching fireworks on the fourth of july.
They have been forcing propaganda on movies like this for over a decade now. Why do you think Nolan believes he can get away with doing it? Because it's guaranteed to be showered with false praise. We live in a society now where we are told not to believe the truth our eyes see.
>>221813398>Nolan's been terrible for almost a decade now.Shit taste, opinion disregarded
>>221813437>like watching fireworks on the fourth of july.which i can do for free
>>221813454Tenet was meh, and Oppenheimer was terrible. Dunkirk was 9 year ago.
there is a little girl pretending to be a man in this film, and if that wasn't bad enough there's a hideous black woman who thinks she's beautiful.I shan't be watching, it can get 99% positive reviews, people i talk to IRL can highly recommend it. When something is this spammed & forced on 4Chan i must avoid seeing it out of sheer principle. No captain marvel (1+ year endless threads) No super pooper james gunn, no backrooms. He'll, even Robert can take a hike as far as I'm concerned he would not be missed
>>221813398No Xochitl no watch
>>221813511Dunkirk was his last good movie (I thought it was great). I don't consider anything made after Dunkirk canon.
>>221813437>the movie is good if you pretend it's not a bad movie
>>221813437You should turn off your brain permanently
Black Panther and Last Jedi were also 95% movies praised to hell and back and now both movies are referred to as Mid to absolute shit that killed a multi billion dollar franchise
>>221813398It's a combination of a few main factors:1. Our collective standards have become shamefully low because we live in Kali Yuga Clownworld Trumplandia George Floydistan.2. Critics are obviously being paid to juice their reviews.3. People are so desperate for quality art that they're willing to basically fool themselves into believing slop is good.
>>221813398We are in full bot/shill mode. Going to need to wait till after the weekend to see what happens. IMAX will be booked for multiple weeks but there are not many of those. You can still get theateres for normal showings and everyone is waiting to see if normies figure out this is boring and 3 hours before they buy tickets.
>>221813782He's right though. Nolan makes pretty good blockbuster slop, you just have to actively avoid thinking about anything happening
It's obviously forced. It's social engineering to keep the jewish agenda going. They want to cast these types of films in the most humiliating way, then tell you that it is actually great. And then they want you to repeat that it is great. Then you are completely controlled, because you just go along with whatever obvious lies and propaganda they feed you.
>>221813437kek
>>221813398Its not for midwits
>>221813398>no....NOOOOO....it can't be TRUUUUUUUEWhy are you so melodramatic and self-important?
>>221813437>if you turn off your brain and treat the movies like spectaclesThis. Nolan is basically Michael Bay at this point
>>221814386Why is there no option for "it's good and they liked it"?
>>221814501Fuck off reddit tranny sissy Michael bay was always based and only actual sissies and leftgroids dislike him because he’s sexist or some shit. Cry about it.
>>221813437>Nolan is pure kino if you turn off your brain and treat the movies like spectaclesWhere's the spectacle?
>>221814519Because it's obviously garbage lol
>>221814547>obviouslyHave you watched it? Try to answer without immediately rushing to your "le shit plate" analogy.
Oppenheimer was great, though. I think you chudjeets fighting your imaginary wars don't even like cinema.
>>221813437this reads like a red-dit post. And that's probably where you first posted it.
>>221814480>Then you are completely controlled, because you just go along with whatever obvious lies and propaganda they feed you.it's sad to see how many white men are willing to do this.
>>221813562>I don't consider anything made after Dunkirk canon.Wait, all of Nolan's movies take place in the same universe?
>>221814529Bay always made dumb movies for teenage boys. He never tried to pretend otherwise and was pretty open about that fact. Nolan does pretend otherwise despite making similarly dumb movies.
>>221814519The furthest I'm willing to go in that regard are points 1 and 3.The film isn't just bad, it's mind-numbingly fucking awful. The plot development has no flow, the editing seems like it was done by a zoomer with adhd, the acting is industry standard at best, the action scenes are laughably ridiculous, and the casting choices range from bland to gorillanigger levels of retarded.
>>221813398>almost a decadeAll his movies suck including the memory movie.
>>221814594I've watched enough scenes to know it's bad>OKAY I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'VE SEEN IS TERRIBLE BUT THE REST OF IT IS KINO I SWEAR
>>221813398>does 37 quick cuts in a 40 second long fighting sequence
I AM HELEN, FIRST OF XER NAME, OWNER OF EBT, SLAYER OF FETUSES
>>221813398All the fucking "music" in it is all just booming bass and clanking noises
so how are y'all coping?
>>221813454Nolan hasnt made a good movie since fucking Prestige
>>221814896>AI slopThis is what leftist memes have come to?
>>221813511Oppenheimer was also some of the most brazenly open propaganda I’ve ever seen
>>221814896>tldr ai slopGood job being an honorary jeet you fucking faggot.
>>221814896shit half of my speaking points gone
>>221814896saving this because whether it succeeds or not it will be funny
>>221814761>I saw some camrip webms
>>221814977Is the camrip not the movie?
>>221814896Actually quite accurate.
>>221814896Based Chud.Maintain the agenda.
>>221813398Nolan's always been terrible. You just grew up.
>>221814916>>221814938>no response which of the points is inaccurate to what you're doing?
>>221814896I look like all of these and I say all of this
>>221813398Restoration Hardware helmet
>>221815074Note how none of the points (written by AI) even dispute that it's a bad movie. There's nothing to respond to. It's just a low quality film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rurhk1hadp8
>>221814896Pretty funny, actually.However, the "only chuds don't like *insert latest Big Thing*" cope is nuclear-grade kike shit.
>>221815112>written by AIthey're not written by AI though, I wrote them and AI made the nice pictures
>>221815140The prose is obviously AI.
>>2218151121, 7 and 9 all indicate it is good.
>>221815258They imply that it made money and critics thought it was good. Because successful movies are always kino and critics are never wrong.
>>221813398>There's no wayWhy? Why is it impossible?
>>221815325No, they clearly say audiences loved it, and 1 downright says the Chud loved it.
>>221815355OBEYCONSUMEFOLLOW THE MASSES
>>221813437good goy
>>221813398>"almost a decade"The Dark Knight is mid as fuck, and if it wasn't for Heath Ledger's untimely death, the movie would have done worse.Don't get me wrong, I like his Joker, it's the only redeeming quality of the movie, since everything else is poorly sound-edited shlock and poorly choreographed bullshit.None of the fight scenes look good, they even hang a lampshade on how awful the garage fight looks by having Bruce order an entire new suit with a neck that moves. It doesn't change the fact that Batman in motion looks goofy as fuck in the first part of the movie. They have to keep it all in the dark and out of sight to obscure how terrible the fight choreography looks, same as the terrible sound editing. It's all just a bandaid to cover up Nolan's lack of talent.
>>221814896leftists should drop dead.
Why arent you watching older one then? Filmed in Greece for Hallmark, by a Russian director. Yes all the suitors get brutally murdered at the end. Whole Troy arc lasts 10 minutes.Its free too.https://youtu.be/VwdoA0_t2vIhttps://youtu.be/rzE3tRXSzEI
>>221813398I have seen daytime soap operas that have better acting in it
>>221815386This isn't a response. You were wrong and you know you were wrong.
>>2218155221 is just not going to happen. As for the rest, other people thinking something is good doesn't necessarily mean it's actually good. You're not defending the film on its merits, well because it's just awful. You know that.
>>221814977A good movie will still be good even if watched on a camrip. A quality screen isn't going to help the flaws in this movie. P.S. I did watch a camrip and it is deeply flawed.
>>221813437give me something for the cringe and let me die
>>221815541>1 is just not going to happenIt already did
>>221815541>other people thinking something is good doesn't necessarily mean it's actually goodok now you're just moving goalposts to the point of being in the parking lot
>>221813437just take some LSD or eat a shroom and go watch the clouds if you like that kind of entertainmentcheaper and less brain damage
>>2218155411 is one hundred percent going to happen. That's the most ironclad certainly on the whole list. Pretending a big success is actually "anti-woke" or "traditional" is standard here. Even if they claimed the opposite five minutes earlier.
>>221814641have you seen his color grading?all the same peak bleakso I just assume a shared universe
>>221813437>Nolan is pure kino if you turn off your brain and treat the movies like spectacles.the spectacle
I cant remember the last time a film broke /tv/ this badly.
>>221815599Still no defense of the movie
>>221815541>well it says that people liked it but uh....well it might....ummmJust admit you didn't really read the image before you made the claim >>221815112.
>>221815632the last second deserves to be a reaction image on it's own
>>221815595>>221815618>christcucks>chud
>>221813398if this movie fails, the liberal new world order could fail, too. because to them life is a movie.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>221815638Imo /tv/ just wants to argue with shills. They wont even discuss movies here.
>>221815668No defense of the movie to be found. Just coping while pathetically bad webms continue to be posted
>>221815638>>221815695Shut up fags quit defending this trash movie
>>221815716those webms are AI slop
>>221815729I posted the older one and nobody gave a shit actually. That proves my point. You just want to point at shit and laugh. I do agree it looks like shit.
>>221815734>ackshually the camrip isn't the movieHoly shit you're beyond coping and into delusion territory
>>221813511>Dunkirk was 9 years ago
>>221815659The premise is "what Chuds on /tv/ will say in response to the huge success of the film to cope with their claims the film would be a bomb not coming true". Several of them indicate audiences liked the film, and one of them indicates the Chud liked the film. You're demanding the list "defend the movie's quality" even though the premise is made clear, but also ignoring several of the points indicating it was considered quality.
>>221815787>THE MASSES AND (((MEDIA))) SAID IT WAS GOOD IT CAN'T BE BAD
>>221815865Are you braindead? Are you able to parse simple language or not? The list is talking about how posters will respond to the film's success. It's a specific thing. You're just flailing around mumbling.
>>221815865yikes, it really hurt you didn't it?
>>221815758What the fuck do you even mean? Yeah I'm going to point and laugh? What older one? Are you genuinely fucking retarded?
>>221814600yes the parts about his wife were absolutely necessary and added greatly to the film
>>221813437>turn off your brainTHE LEFTSHITTER HAS SPOKEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>221815911Do you even think the movie is good lol?
>>221815990I don't know, I haven't seen it. What I do know however, is that it will very obviously be a big success, contrary to the claims it totally would bomb, and those people that maintained it would definitely bomb will make up increasingly lame excuses.
>>221813437>just be retarded broI wish
>>221815952See >>221815493As i said, nobody gives a shit about the story, you only care about deservedly shitting on the new one.
>>221814916Leftists hate AI until they want to make one of their long ass graphic novels (lefties can't meme)
>>221813398Off course it´s being shilled and the studio bought half the tickets as part of a publicity stunt, what are you 12? Everybody knows that.
>>221816151#4: >>221814896
