/tv/ told me this was going to be a monumental flop...What happened?
>>221815765You were lied to by a bunch of basement dwelling incels. It's a great movie go watch it
>>221815823good fucking morning
>>221815765Hello Saar!
>>221815765how much are you getting paid jeet shill?
>>221815765No Xochitl, no watch
Hindi full movi pls
It won’t flop, it just has no soul
>>221815895>>221815838Jeets love Elon and hate the Odyssey, go back to twitter
The movie will remain unwatched
>>221816064Do the tunak tunak dance for us, Sukhdeep.
Still not watching this DEI slop
>>221815765Not even pirating this shit
the fun part is it wont beat black panther the goat of all time
>>221815765These terminally online culture identity warrors spend too much time on twitter being dogwalked by bots
>>221815823its 7/10 nolanslop even if the diversity shit doesnt bother you
>>221815765I honestly want to see the audience reviews
>>221815962Sauce on pic?
>>221815765Critic score is expected. Nolan could make a three hour movie of a guy on a toilet and it would get 95 plus critic score. It will have a big opening weekend as all the Nolan fan girls and lefties flood to see it. Let’s see how it does its second weekend. Third week Spider Man will steamroll it so it better hope it makes a shit ton before then
>>221815765Oh boy. I haven't seen a kino rated this high since Get Out.
>>221815765weekend hasn't even begun yet
>>221816585cromartie high
>>221815765>What happened?money
>>221815765>NolanslopSorry, but this guy is just what the MCU audience goes to to feel like they are smart.Dunkirk is literally his only good movie, with the worst being by far Interstellar.
>>221815765>Critics love woke garbage Shocking.
>>221816693It will have a big opening weekend. That’s a given. Media and stupid people on here will say what a success it is. Opening weekends mean jack shit. The Mandalorian and Grogu had a big opening weekend too. We all know how that turned out. No way this movie will have legs like especially with Spider Man coming. Not going to be a Barbairhimer tend to save it
People said it was going to suck, not flop.
>>221816232>7/105 at best carried entirely by ithaca return
>>221816701is this the same one with Boob vs Ass question?
>>221815765How many of these same threads have you made already, like 100? You think we can’t tell it’s you samefagging? You are one pathetic motherfucker.
>>221815765Last two digits decide what the difference between the audience score and the "experts" score is.
>>221816823>Opening weekends mean jack shit.Domestic Opening Weekend is what matters the most for a big budget movie to be successful. That is when the studio rakes in most of the money.If they don't recover the movie budget on opening weekend they are then looking at a potential flop and ave to hope it gains revenue from other avenues somehow
>>221817596No movie this big ever recovers its budget opening weekend. This movie got a 250 million budget and 150 million promotional fee. No way in fuck it will make 400 million even in two weeks before Spider Man
wait for the audience reviews, then we can compare, they are often in discord
96% and dropping
>>221817940what are the reviews doing in discord? chatting?
>>221816693They must be seething
>>221815765>Rotten tomatoes critic score
>>221816003>shitty taste in women is stopping you from watching a shitty movieKEK
>>221815765>heh…16 effete jewish intellectuals liked the movie. Bet you’re feeling pretty stupid now
>>221815765Genuine question, but do you shills actually believe that anyone here thinks the critic score matters or were banking on it being low?
Motherfuckers were dick riding Uwe Boll. Coming to /tv/ for actual film discourse is like heading to a port-a-potty for lunch.
>>221816823>coping this hard alreadyi'm putting this one in the screencap
,>>221818197And yet, here you are.I wonder what you had for lunch.I guess it's not just for breakfast anymore.
>>221815765It releases tomorrow. It doesn't have a score yet.>But muh critics!Don't care.
>>221815765>BOOOOOMgay cunt
>>221815765The odyssey is a triumphant success, earning a perfect 100% score on all platforms!When the odyssey played a round of golf, it shot 18 hole in ones!
>>22181819790% of the discourse around that shit vigilante movies were people going>erm actually this is about a jewish landlord and uwe boll believes in the holocaust narrative, you're all goyim for watching thisif that's dickriding to you, then i can't imagine how warped your perspective is on more important things in life
>>221816003Mouth too big.
has there ever been a movie astroturfed as much as this?
So how are y'all gonna cope?
>>221818197Yeah, this place ain't no reddit
>>221818437What is there for me to cope about? My money is staying in my wallet.
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>>221816121The Marvels, Indiana Jones 5, female Ghostbusters and Suicide Squad 2 are monumental commercial bombs with the great critic score.
>>221818437good morning sarearn many rupees today?
>>221818197It's really odd. /tv/ should be all over this movie with its Uwe Bollian cinematography.
its not out yet.
Insert a female trannie Ellen Page and a Sub-Saharan Africans and the leftists will immediately suck corporation's cock.
>>221818642
>>221818197quote the threads from the archive that actually praised the movie and not justnposting the same webms of niggers and sanniggers like yourself being lynched
>>221818667I remember the days when wojak gained popularity because it was easy to edit with literal paint, but even that is too much, you had to AI generate this shit.Even if it's bait specifically made to be cringeworthy you should still feel bad for posting it.
>>221818780He’s a known schizophrenic tourist, shitting Tolkien threads.
>>221817342No that's Prison School.
>>221815765/tv/ told you it's gonna be trash and it is. Nobody has talked about the money it'd make.
>>221818937I'm not the RoPe poster though I admire his work and acknowledge his influence on my own work
This cringe trash can be a commercial flop, the second flop for Nolan after Tenet.
>>221815765It's ticket sales that decide what is and isn't a flop, not rotten tomatoes reviews
>>221818968>Nobody has talked about the money it'd makelol
>>221818997I don't think it's going to flop as hard as some say it will if at all. The movie is a giant turd, though and will be looked at very poorly in the future once the marketing ad campaign dies out.
>>221819020This is leftists once again making their own headcanon lies and trying to pass them as reality so they can say they owned le chuds. In reality I haven't seen anyone say the movie was gonna flop, only that it would be bad. Everyone knows that normies flock to Nolan movies like faggots to aids.
Nolan started making the movie in 2023, at the peak woke and it shows.
>>221819074everyone knew you were gonna cope like thatits a chud classic
Its down to 96%. Not to mention the people early reviewing this dont want to lose their access to early screenings. So they will be as positive as possible. RT dosent count for shit.
>>221819095>it was real in my mind
Gore said it was mid when he wanted to hate it so it's probably mid.His criticism that Nolan's influences for the film are anti-epic and so his craft is across purpose for an Epic film rings really true so I believe him.
>>221819056It has to get more than $600 million to break-even with the $250 million budget, we'll see. Not a single Nolan movie was this controversial.
>>221819245
>>221819245>It has to get more than $600 million to break-even with the $250 million budget, we'll see. Not a single Nolan movie was this controversial.With the $250+$100 million for advertising. It will need $700 million to break even. Give ot take, depending on what region its in and how much the theater takes from the ticket sales. But thats the standard.
I skipped the theatrical release of Avatar because /tv/ told me it was overrated. Now people talk about theatrical Avatar as this epic lifechanging experience but I missed out on it. Is the Odyssey at that level? Like 15 years from now are people still going to be talking about how amazing it was to see it in theaters?
This is my superbowl btwI can't wait to fill my weekend with youtube slop centered around a movie U never had any intentions of watchingGreetings from /tg/
>>221818582>All those fucking cutsDo long shots not exist anymore?
Billion minus one.
>>221819437Avatar was pretty in theaters but the movie is still trash
WEWUZKWEENZN'SHEITTT!!!!!!
Still better armor than Nolan's.
>>221815765>/tv/ told me this was going to be a monumental flopnewfag
>>221815765Just watched it on a relatively small standard cinema screen. Thought it was compelling overall, if predictably limited by it being a Nolan venture with all his typical aesthetic and directorial sensibilities. As you'd expect given the director, it's something you really ought to watch in a theatre. For anyone genuinely worried, Lupita Nyong'o is a very minimal part of the film.I'm slightly confused at the glowing reception Pattinson's Antinous has received. I thought his performance was largely run of the mill.Will outline my pros/cons in the next post
>>221815765>mail in votes
>>221815765>>221815823>anti-nolan: look at how bad these leaked scenes are>pro-nolan: don't believe your lying eyes, the media establishment said it's good!what level of cope is this?
>>221820134>schizo incel: THIS CAMRIP LOOKS BAD! MY RACIST MELTDOWN IS JUSTIFIED AFTER ALL!!>sociall well-adjusted person: its a camrip, chud.
>>221820134dude they're taken out of context those leaked scenes make more sense in the movie itself. the iron golems for instance are justified because its an illusion from the flashbackers
>>221815765People said it was going to suck, not flop.
>>221820272#8:>>221818437
>>221820246>>sociall well-adjusted person: its a camrip, chud
just booked my ticket to see the film in IMAX and there is nothing chuds can do about it :)
>>221820385#6:>>221818437
>>221815765Not hard, Nolan. Not hard at all.
>>221820385Yes, socially well-adjusted people aren't triggered by black actresses.
>>221819771Pros:>Immaculate, booming sound design, easily the single greatest reason to watch in a cinema. Nolan and cohort weave tension like Odysseus's bow string. The cyclops encounter, brief as it is, feels colossal.>Matt Damon is typically bland, but not as much as usual. There's a commendable degree of pathos in his performance>Odysseus's return. From Charybdis onwards, the last hour or so is the film's high-point where the narrative pace and structure finally gets to relax from Nolan's schizo choppy storytelling.>Some of the more dramatic seafaring scenes are thrilling>Of what preciously little there is - Nolan captures the awe of the mythic and fantastical creatures. These are basically limited to Scylla and the Cyclops however, although the latter is captured with a fantastic sense of scale and sound, albeit sorely lacking Odysseus's wiles>Decent score from Ludwig, although hardly Oppenheimer territory. It comes off like he was deliberately asked to avoid emotionally influencing the scenes too much to allow the film to speak for itself.>Some surprisingly beautiful scenic shots - although the film fails to give off a strong impression of the Mediterranean>The razing of Troy is great to watch, heart-pounding shit>Circe's transfiguration of the men into pigs is visceral and muscular - with some surprisingly daring body-horror-esque practical effects from a director as unadventurous as Nolan>Tom Holland is surprisingly not actually all that bad either. He's still a goofy little lemon-sucking dude, but you do kind of root for his Telemachus. He's likeable. I heard someone say by the end, he's war-hardened and transformed as some sort of poignant commentary on how war turns boys into men, but nah, his ending is pretty positive.
>>221820618Why are you defending massive corporations?
>>221815765>media are going to shill it and force that it's not a flop just so Hollywood commies can reinforce that woke does sell It was inevitable.
>>221818437
>>221815765>Haha, i have the money and power to bribe critics>What will you say now, huh?anon, i want to sell you a bridge
>>221816693Gary is honest.Jeremy is a Nolan dickrider. Drinker I have no assessment of but every time Gary streams he's just an honest dude.
>>221820618>>Immaculate, booming sound design>NolanDidn't read the rest. No point.
>>221820246Indians seem to have a hard time understanding that "looks bad" doesn't necessarily mean the visual quality is poor.
>>221820618Nice AI slop shillfaggot
>>221820727>Drinker I have no assessmentI like him because he uses pirated copies for his reviews. Man is definitely not some industry plant.
>>221820618Negatives:>Intro is a choppy mess with typical Nolan rapid scene changes and pseudo-montages of characters introducing things, plotting, and preparing with nonsensical editing and hype music. Think the plane scene from TDKR. This continues to a lesser degree throughout the film as it rushes through Odysseus's trials. Anyone planning to watch this film without prior knowledge of the basic story would probably do good to read up on it first.>Utterly no sense of visual or historical identity tying it to the mythology or culture of Greece and the Mediterranean.>Odysseus's crew are all forgettable. The indian bloke who character name I forget comes the closest to a comrade, but even he fails to rise to any real significance. Instead, Odysseus is largely emotionally tied to Elliot Page's Sinon, who shows up repeatedly through flash backs and the encounter in Hades. Elliot Page was of course poorly cast, and incapable of not being a distraction. >The casting in general is just abysmal>The film's use of Calypso as a reference point to recount Odysseus's journey thenceforth is narratively messy. You constantly get the impression everything leading up to it could have better served as a miniseries to allow some breathing room for the character's to grow. Instead, Nolan clearly expects you'll just be intimate with this figure from a cultural perspective already.
>>221815765Just dont support it, thats all, even if it was the best movie of all time, if you truly believe in your principles of authenticity then just dont watch it.
>>221815823>If you don't like propaganda shoved down your throat you're an incelKYS redditor.
>>221820877You're actually a brown lefty kekhttps://www.commondreams.org/news/christopher-nolan-odyssey-western-sahara
>>221815765>Director makes wokeslop>Critics praise itHoly shit, really?
>>221820794how did this literally who (sinon) got recruited in a fucking 10 year war is beyond me
>>221820246Fucking lmao you are a seething baby
>It’s good because a bunch of paid critics said it was goodIs just as bad as>It’s bad becuase my favorite streamer said so
>>221821010You are actually scared of this movie, chuddie. You think it will annihilate your entire race.
>>221821049>brings up raceWhy does Hollywood cast ugly brown women instead of attractive brown women?
>>221820794Cont.>Odysseus lacks any wiles, his cunning is called to question repeatedly. You'll discover later that is all purposeful as a sort of metacommentary on the follies of war, man's hubris etc. The ploy of the trojan horse acting as the thematic centrepiece of this. An interesting diversion, but it reduces a character known for his resourcefulness into a bleak sack of endurance and weariness.>Costume design. Ranges from bland (Circe, Menelaus), to distractingly fantastical (Agamemnon, Laestrygonians). Pattinson and Hathaway's outfits might be the only exceptions.>The film is utterly sexless, almost afraid of it. Nolan's too wrapped up in the notion of making "adult" films. The original tale tells of nymphs, sirens, and seduction. Circe in this film was indistinguishable from a classic English hag. No room for enchantment and bewitchment, just barely concealed contemptuous misandry. The modern feminist influences are undeniable.>Athena as an echo of Troy's bloodshed is a severe misfire. Zendaya frowns pointedly in all her scenes and barely speaks. Juvenile honestly.>The film is joyless and dour outside of the very ending. It almost mitigates the extent to which Odysseus's venerated and long-awaited return feels justified when the preceding two and a half hours have been misery porn. Who is this celebrated man they speak of? When can I see him?>Film lacks magic and myth. Nolan's sensibilities - his devotion to quasi-realism interpretations of elevated settings is a constant dampener. Athena is essentially delusional personified guilt. It's so overdone now that it just feels like a self-parody.For all the negatives, it's still a solid film, worth watching even just as a curious take on a time-worn tale. By it's very nature as an adaptation of a classic story, it naturally invites more criticism than exaltations. It's just very, very much a Christopher Nolan film. Down to the cellular level. I just wish he might have tried something different for once.
>>221818437>#1Probably the funniest oneespecially when these tourists pulled this for that faggot barbie shit
>>221821049I'm half Pakistani I just don't like ugly BIPOCs in movies
>>221815765>paid critic-shill scores on rotten tomatoes mean somethinglmao. what's even more funny is you go look at the reviews and half of them are painfully obvious IMAX marketing shills repeating the same phrase over and over>I saw this in IMAX 70mm™ and believe that IMAX 70mm™ is the only way to see this film!>You need to see this on the biggest IMAX 70mm™ screen you can find!then you go over to the "top critics" and find a bunch of self-contradicting reviews like>it falls short of greatness. 10/10 best movie i've ever seen>it's slow and clunky between the set pieces. A++ Nolan is a god>the ending is so good you forget how much the rest of the entire movie sucked. 10/10 it's going to sweep the oscars
Just got home from the theaterThe first character we see on screen is a niggerWithin the first 60 seconds we see a trannyA few seconds later, Hathaway gives us a basic bitch feminist lecture on mjen having all choice and women having no choiceAll this aside, the movie is still a 6-7/10. Nolan is fucking soulless.
>>221815765I'll bet that The Odysseys audience score is lower than The Dream Is Alive (an 80's IMAX space shuttle documentary) by the end of its run.Any takers?I tried watching the camrip last night and bailed halfway through cause its sucks so bad. And thats disregarding the "woke" casting stuff; like its fundamentally a bad film he put out cause he spent all this money on 70mm one-takes and he had to weave together something to show for it.
>>221815765>>221815823In what universe were critics not going to suck the dick of the woke BIPOC Helen of Troy movie?
>>221821159I would pay to watch the faces of chuds as they experience this movie
>>221821276I'll go see it for $100,000. You got venmo?
>>221820794>>Utterly no sense of visual or historical identity tying it to the mythology or culture of Greece and the Mediterranean.Isn't that just fundamentally flawed then? Also I hate that they speak too modern.
>>221821159>A few seconds later, Hathaway gives us a basic bitch feminist lecture on mjen having all choice and women having no choiceExplain
Seeing everyone on both sides lose their minds is more entertaining then anything Nolan could produce. Of course thats not saying much
>>221821159Any modern Hollywood movie without Xochi Gomez in it is an automatic 0/10.
>>221821317>Seeing everyone on both sides lose their mindsbut only chuddies are losing their minds. normal people are enjoying the kino.
>>221820618>Gemini, write a positive review of The Odyssey but make it sound casual like you were an anonymous poster
>>221821317Nolanites, like me, are very happy
>>221815823>go watch itno
>>221821390Why? He bent the knee and we all have no explanation as for why when he can sell about anything even that piece of shit Tenet.
>>221821355>seething this hard
>>221821359honestly? the odyssey is a certified banger. 10/10So, I had to read this for a class initially and expected to absolutely suffer through a wall of dusty, ancient text. But I’m not gonna lie... Homer actually cooked with this one.If you strip away the high school English class vibes, The Odyssey is basically the ultimate, chaotic road trip disaster movie.The SetupOdysseus spends 10 years fighting in Troy, finally wins, and just wants to go home to his wife, Penelope, and his kid. Simple, right? Except he has the absolute worst luck and zero impulse control. He manages to turn a standard boat ride home into a 10-year survival horror game because he just had to yell his social security number (well, his real name) at a blinded Cyclops. Poseidon, the ultimate hater, hears this and decides to make Odysseus’s life a living hell.Why it actually slaps:The Monsters: You’ve got a giant one-eyed giant throwing rocks, a multi-headed cliff monster (Scylla) eating dudes like popcorn, a giant whirlpool (Charybdis), and sirens that are basically ancient audio hazards. It's nonstop action.The Drama at Home: While Odysseus is playing Survivor: Aegean Sea, his wife Penelope is dealing with a house full of freeloading suitors who are eating all her food and waiting for her to pick one of them. Her stalling tactics (weaving a shroud and secretly ripping it apart at night) is top-tier stall tactics.Odysseus is a Menace: He isn't just a strong guy with a sword; he’s a massive troll. The whole "My name is Nobody" trick to defeat the Cyclops is one of the smartest, pettiest moves in literary history.TL;DR: If you think old books are boring, give this a chance. It’s got monsters, petty gods, shipwreck drama, and a guy who just wants to get back to his dog (shoutout to Argos, the realest MVP of the entire epic).Don't let the "classic" label scare you off. It’s a 3,000-year-old action blockbuster. highly recommend.
>>221815765It will. Did you jump in your time machine from 2015 or something? None of us give a single fuck about shilled review sites.
>>221821355Normal people don’t watch trannies
>>221818582That looks horrible holy shit. Real?
>>221821515>None of us give a single fuck about shilled review siteslol coping hard
>>221820995His (her) character solely serves as a means to reflect on Odysseus and Antinous as the protagonist/antagonist. The repercussions of Odysseus's hard decisions and cruel sacrifices, his remorse and loyalty to his men, and his honour to his people and home. Antinous's deception and cowardice, trading places with Sinon in the lottery/draft system employed in this version's narrative, and his disloyalty and oath-breaking.A couple of other things I thought were worth mentioning was that stylistically, it feels like Nolan took massive fucking influences from Villeneuve's Dune films in this one. Personally I was hoping for a more classical swords and sandals type experience harkening back to those vintage Hollywood days, but the depictions of things like Hades are exactly as plain and stark as you'd guess. Odysseus and his men row up to some bleak volcanic, icelandic-looking shoreline and commune with the dead.Robert Pattinson's performance also wasn't that good. Everyone keeps saying he's the star of the show, but his performance really was just by-the-numbers. I'm not sure if it's just a consequence of Nolan shying away from actors being allowed to ham it up, but he really was just mildly snivelling at best. The character itself is interesting of course, but the acting's hardly worth mentioning.Anne Hathaway probably had the most dramatic performance, but her entire career is being emotionally devastated woman, so it's no surprise she shone here at doing the exact same old tripe.
>>221815765chudbros... did we just lose?? the white race might be finished after this...
Posting in monumental television and film history.
>>221821390I doubt you will be quite as happy when the film bombs, tho
>>221821655Yes, you are
I know this makes me sound like a dumb bobbysoxer, but I went to the same high school as Chris! Go Wildkits!
>>221821838umm chuddie you are not supposed to say that, the chud party line is that no one ever claimed it would bomb
>>221821933Literally everyone claimed it would bomb, because it's fucking obvious that it will.
>>221822027Even if it bombs at the box office, it will be remembered 1000 years from now, the same way that Homer's Odyssey is.
>>221815765Just got home from a IMAX showing. Very, very good. Exceeded all expectations Will win multiple Oscars
>>221815765> One of the highest rated of the decadeEvery blockbuster gets a 99% critic rating on opening weekend
>>221821435Tell me you didn't understand Tenet without telling me you didn't understand Tenet LOL
>>221822079>Will win multiple Oscars
chuds lose as always.
>>221822064Better movies than this have already been forgotten not even a year later. This will be memoryholed in a month, if not sooner.
>>221822319That comic is hilarious Leftists really are deranged
>>221822319josh luna-tier levels of self-awareness. what an embarrassing comic. i can't believe someone spent effort making this shitpost of a comic.
>>221822319these don't make sense as the people that are anti o'dussy are browns"chuds" in general are mostly browns
>>221815765>idiot zoomer doesnt know RT always shows the opposite of realityNotice the part showing FAN ratings is mysteriously omitted? hmmm
>>221822468never seen this demented cope before
>>221815765>You're Indian>You're a paid shill>You're a RedditorIt's actually pathetic how ingrained making excuses is for this website. Its good to keep in mind that actual loser manchildren inhabit this place. The kind of people who'd stand out in a bad way if you saw them irl.
>>221822468all straight men are "chuds""chuddism" is just the modern meme label for the instinctive testosterone-fueled ideology of anti-faggotry and antisemitism.
>>221815823no thanks
>>221822564>all straight men are "chuds"No, just the ones who will never have sex due to their repulsive personalities
is this one of the biggest "the emperor has no clothes" cases in the history of cinema?every scene I've seen of this movie looks like total garbage. I like most Nolan's films and I normally don't make a big deal about "woke" inclusions as long as the film is good
Yes, I will pirate itYes, I will keep shitting on it
>>221822594But most men I know personally who would be described as chuds are like me from my parish or similar and have at least 2-3 childrenAnd most people I know of who unironically use the word "chud" are deeply mentally ill and have no family of their own and likely never will
>>221822689No, chud, neither you nor any other chuds will ever have children.>my parishlmao. you will never be Christian either, chud.
>IT'S A MASTERPIECE, THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE! WE NEED MORE DATACENTERS SO IT'S EASIER TO MANUFACTURE CONSENT!
>>221822723If it makes you feel better I guess, I'm not sure why it really matters either way
>>221820385Niggers are so repulsive
>>221822534There is an entire facebook group dedicated to capping shit here and posting it thereThe vast majority of them posting culture war shit are brown
>>221818392For you, maybe
>>221822882and your evidence for this is a Brie fan? you know chuds hate Brie Larson, right?
>>221815765Nice filename, paid shill.
>>221822564This
>>221822948Paid shill packets include images, videos, and pdf's that tell you where to post and what to say. The filenames are always the film's name plus the number. It's been happening for over a decade at this point.
>>221822946>brie fanNo he's an antibrie posterThe evidence is the facebook group full of "chuds"(browns)
>>221823071that's a meme from the barbie film, another leftie film hated by chuds. you are either trolling or deeply confused.
>>221823131>pretending you didn't run around praising trash like barbie nowkekFucking parasites
>>221823181you are actually insane. you found some mexican leftie group on facebook and post their leftie memes as evidence that they are chuds.>ackchually chuds are brown people who love brie larson and the barbie filmnobody is going to ever buy this desperate cope
>>221823245Yes they're "chuds" like almost all brownoids
>>221815765>i listened to terminally online brain rotted contrarians who are out of touch with reality with crippling mental illness and developmental issues and they were wrong Surprised_pikachu.jpg
>>221819437Avatar in theaters was fun but nothing compared to interstellar in imax
>>221815765I don't think anyone said it was going to flop.
>>221819603Wait how does that tranny have both the zipper tits scars and tubular estrogen tits?
>>221824270classic chud revisionism
>>221815765I dunno, why don't you try asking any of the half empty theaters if it's a success or not?
Anything under a billion would be bad. That being said, it will probably clear a billion.
>"TURN IT TO 11! BREAK THE KNOB IF YOU HAVE TO AHHHHHHHHHHH!"AHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*BREATHES*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>221815765No one was saying it was going to be a monumental flop, it's still a Nolan film with tons of famous actors. I just don't think it will hit a billie
that still wont make me like nolans boring filmmaking idc about the cast i dont like his craft
>>221815765>/tv/ told me this was going to be a monumental flop...What happened?/tv/ told you it'd be a piece of garbage but would do well, which is what happenedyou were the one pretending it'd fail because that's a necessary component of your painfully obvious psyop
>>221815765eat a dick
>>221819245>Not a single Nolan movie was this controversial Only terminally online racist losers think the movie is controversial
>>221821108Okay so you’re a racist chud with Pakistani background, congrats
>>221819245They've spent more than any other movie I've seen in promotions. Much of it trying to deflect the criticism. Probably needs a billy.
>>221820246put the jam on, jamboy. no breaks for you
>>221815765No one was saying it was going to flop, just that it wasn't historically accurate and wouldn't be as good as Troy or other versions of the Odyssey. Of course it was never going to flop, it's Nolan, it was guaranteed to make money. He could make absolute garbage and retards would still pay to see it.
>>221821355put the jam on, jamboy.
>>221822112Can't understand what you can't hear.
$250 million so that Elliot Page can get an Oscar for Best Supported Troon
movies don't need to be realistic for be fun to watch
Impressive, now show me the user score
>>221825859>muh audience scor-ACK
>>221820531KYS
>>221818437It's literally the "the left can't meme" meme...
>>221825752>$250 million so that Elliot Page can get an Oscar for Best Supported TroonNo way. Forgetable if not for the fact she/he looks "off"
>>221815765>500 reviewsYeah, that's all the views it's gonna get, lmao
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>>221821092>he read the whole thingabsolutely pathetic lol
>>221815823But enough about movie reviewers.
>>221819245don't worry, it's fucking NOLAN. It will break a billion easily
>>221815823I agree that critics are lying incels.
>>221815765It isn't out yet
>>221815765Well, this is it lads. All I had left in life was hoping for this movie to bomb. It didn't, so I'm going to kill myself.
>>221815765>critics reviewsdoes anyone unironically still get these "experts" reviews seriously? Its been exposed so many times that they are all best buddies with producers/people involved behind the scenes sucking each other off no matter what to push their dogshit and pretend it's some pinnacle so they can keep the grift going
>>221818529>one of the biggest box office bombs in history>simultaneously the most successful movie from a black female director ever
>>221828321Most of the "verified critics" these days aren't even actual film critics, they're some faggot with a blog or a podcast that gets an early access screening so they can tell all their followers (usually no higher than double digits) how heckin' amazing the movie is.They're obliged to shill the fuck out of it and give it a 10/10 rating or 5 stars or whatever, because if they don't then they won't get invited to the next exclusive screening.Go take a look at any recent blockbuster and scroll past the first page of NYT and CNN and the like and then see how many of those critics are from some website you've never heard of.
>>221827881Oppenheimer didn't break a billion, neither did Tenet, Dunkirk or Interstellar. It's been over a decade since he's done that, not sure why you're so confident about it.
>>221815765I'ma wait when it is available Hotstar Hindi dub
SPOILERS:Opening night, theater bout 2/3 fullThe good:Matt DamonAnne HathawayAt some point the movie gives Inception vibes for a short while.Everything else:Zendaya is inconsequential (could had been any other actress)Black actress is even more inconsequentialTom Holland playing 'a kid' once againThe CGI was not greatAudience cheered and clapped a couple times during the final act.In contrast, I didn't cared for the final act. The "villains" were not developed enough for me to feel anything when they went down. The same generic goons and pretentious aristocracy we have seen in movies time after time before.Does not come close to Nolan's greatest
>>221815765His review will determine if the Odyssey will have any legs up until Spider-Man that is.
>>221815765>The biggest trick of Rotten Tomatoes is that the percentage is not a letter grade. It does not mean critics gave the movie a "96 out of 100."It simply tracks the percentage of critics who gave the movie a "passable" review (anything 6/10 or above).If 150 access-media critics watch The Odyssey and think, "Well, the rubber armor is ugly, Tom Holland is totally miscast, and the Travis Scott rap intro is weird, but Hoyte van Hoytema's 70mm IMAX cinematography is pretty, so I guess it’s a 6 out of 10," Rotten Tomatoes registers that as a 100% positive review.The system actively mathematically sanitizes criticism, turning a sea of lukewarm "it was okay" reviews into a flashy, marketing-friendly 96% score.
>>221819245Unless they spent more than what they said it will start making money once it passes 650m>>221827881He's never been a billion dollar guy
Why do you brown people need this movie to be a success just so they can justify their existence?
>>221815765well, when the wokies unite they can turn governments and whole countries to shit, see Germany. You can bet your ass they can unite and make the wokest tranny nigger film of the decade a billion dollar success. Then you have the normies, who will eat literal shit if it's promoted well.
>>221831096Same reason why white people needed it to fail to justify their prejudices.
>>221829908>Does not come close to Nolan's greatestOkay incel. Enjoy never having gay sex with other movie critics.
>>221831108It was made by a white person, you dolt.
>>221829908Damon is horrible in this, he could not give less of a shit and moves like a geriatric.
>>221825752>>221829908So Achille never appears in the film, but Page has the role and scenes that were supposed to be his?
>>221831096What else do they have justifying their existence?They don't create anything or contribute anything to society. Hell, on a financial level they're an outright drain on; law abiding, tax paying white people have to work harder in order to fund their existence.A movie casting an ugly black woman as Helen of fucking Troy for DEI-reasons is about the only "validation" they're ever going to get.
>>221815765Just like elictions in North Korea
>>221816121this
>>221831096If it doesn't succeed their "marketing company" (see: a bunch of jeets paid pennies to shill non-stop on forums and social media) won't get hired again for the next major blockbuster.On that note, watch all of these threads mysteriously drop off the catalog within a month, if not a week, once the contract runs out and they're told to pivot to Spider-Man or something else.
>>221818437>Cope >4>5it's almost impossible for the movie to make money. I'm not sure you realize how expensive it was to make. It needs to make at least 800 million to be in the profit.>7I'm not watching it until I can pirate it, and that's only if some youtuber wants to review it critically and the review interests me enough to shit on it personally.>10I mean yeah. Brand names are burning through goodwill. Nolan had enough goodwill to push it through.
>>221829908>I didn't caredsaaaar
>>221816121Yeah I'm not watching niggerslop
>>221831177yep
>>221820707i don't get it
HAHAHA FAGGOTSNolan forgot to buy Polish reviewers (Filmweb)
>>221820917Actual retard
>>221833784I don't think even Poles would give a shit about what other Poles sayIt's like saying that Nolan forgot to buy Somalian reviewers
>>221815765oh my god, Twitter said that paid reviewers like this movie? Holy cattle I must go and consume like a good goyim, I ain't missing out to be the best cattle there is, FOMO is a legit disease bro, don't underestimate it! Which is the most trending hour to watch it with other NPCs? 9:00? earlier? later?
>>221833874>hurr durrthe point, you clueless Amerimutt, is that when you forget to manipulate the reviews you get less than 4/10 for this dogshit
>BOOOOOM
>>221816121
>>221818437cope why? i'm not going to watch it but i'm not delusional enough to see it flop... worst case scenario it does better sales than Tenet
>BOOOOOM BOOOOOM
>>221819584Based of Nolan to hire a negress for a scene where she chimps the fuck out
>>221816823mando and baby yoda had a worse opening weekend than solo which was a giga flop
>>221821258Paid critics... suck Nolan and CO's dicks?
>BOOOOOM BOOOOOM BOOOOOM
>>221815765>/tv/ told me this was going to be a monumental flop...What happened?
>>221834302gay homosexual
STOP THE COUNT
>>221820246Anon, a camrip doesn't invent the dozens of cut per minute, the cheap looking armor, the retarded casting
>>221834422So you watched it?
>BOOOOOM BOOOOOM BOOOOOM BOOOOOMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQless cuts than this pos movie in the same amount of time
>>221834601quite novel cope, deliciously schizophrenic and delusional
>>221818582did nolan use dark knight rises comabt coreographer for this movie too? it looks so shitty
uhh...guys? The audience reviews are matching the critics...this is BAD...
>>221834681audiences and critics are retardedBOOOOOM
>>221822598if you hate it you are a racist chud who lost because this movie will make gorillion of dollars
>>221834739if you like it you've lost more, clearly
>>221825752New Oscar category: Best Non-binary Actor award
>>221834766no because I follow the NPCs, I'm part of the cattle... a good goyim worth saving when the chosen people will one day rule this earth
>>221816605it wouldn't just be a guy on a toilet, it would be 5 guys shitting at 5 different points in time (one of them being Matt Damon), including one shitting in reverse while a narrator explains how the Schrodinger equations matches the water ripples. Also the guys' children would be kicking at the door the whole time because they have to pee. The whole experience being, of course, a metaphor about the imminent collapse of our civilization.
>sudden shill threads trying to create fomo or own le chuds
>>221831177they Poochie'd The Odyssey
>>221834944the desperation for this movie to succeed is existential for them.you can smell the jeet/troon shill fear through the internet
>>221835013>is existential for them.You literally feel white genocided by this film and think western civilization is collapsing because of it lmao
>>221818991>>221824756Ok, groomer.
>>221835073yes.if people reject your avatar of Elliot Page, then people will reject you and transdom.we're not stupid; we all know metapolitics and hypernormalisation work at this point.pretending to be dumb/lying for your "greater Leftist good" is a known deceptive tactic that everyone has adapted to: Left = Lying
>>221819584Looks like Samuel L. Jackson in drag lmao
MFW I see how the mainstream media and critics are trying to portray Nolan’s movie as sone kind of a masterpiece.
>>221833784> NolanI think you mean Soros
>>221835172>yes.he actually admits it>metapolitics>woe's lawchuds are so cringe
>>221835172rightoids are just posting this retarded tweet at random now
>>221835292>says chud>calls others cringeYour days are numbered commie larper
>>221820246socially well adjusted people don't know what camrips are, failed normalfag
>>221815823If I watch the movie I'm not an incel then? It's not even cute anymore. You people are completely mind raped
>>221816169this
>>221815765>/tv/ told me
>>221816743>Dunkirk is literally his only good movie, with the worst being by far Interstellarhomie, you got it backwards
>>221835241dude has a coke rock in his nostril
>>221834601kek
>>221818582Not really, that's classic Nolan slop choreography and editing. The Batman trilogy also had them in spades.
>>221835363stuck a nerve again, uh?
>>221835620 I got a rock in my nostril https://youtu.be/c_o-qa6jj00?si=_YkCX_glSVRgyU7f&t=30
>>221834601Replace Trump with Soros and maybe you'll have a point
>>221835292dun goof'd too hard troon.learn to detransition before the rest.
>>221815823Chuds did not like this post lmaoooo
>>221815765Numbers mean nothing if there aren't butts in seats. All this image tells me is that 78 people with comped tickets watched this.
>>221835461To paraphrase Sm Hyde, "it is the aim of all leftist discourse to make discourse itself impossible"
>>221835073>white genocidedMore real than palestinian genocide.
>>221835945>Palestinian genocide>Palestinians have trippled in the last 20 yearsSounds fishy.
>>221834832kek
>>221815765>rottentransmatoesEhI'll watch it someday, TDKR, Dunkirk and especially Tenet were whatever, kind of as if Nolan has dementia in addition to his autismThe only must sees in cinemakino establishments are Viileneuve's movies as far as I'm concerned.
new thread>>221836036>>221836036>>221836036
>>221834601>most beloved stories>probably read in any form by less than 1%
>>221834681The "audience" reviews are all coming from Fandango which is known to skew ratings unrelated but RT is also owned by Fandango.
All chuds had to do was say the casting is shit, judge the movie on its other merits, and they could've come across as pretty reasonable. Instead they really felt the need to turn this into their biggest humiliation ritual since Hitler lost
going to watch it. any /tv/ros going to be at the kinoplex? Going to a dine-in kinoplex at a mall.
>>221815823Yes just saw it in 70mm. Easily one of Nolan's best. Makes Dune look childish.
>>221837926The point is to make the shilling believable anon
>>221838536Habeeb it
>>221835874Can you provide a source for this?
