Helen of Troy is widely regarded by scholars and historians as a mythic character. Because there are no surviving historical records or portraits of a Bronze Age queen, her exact appearance is fundamentally open to artistic interpretation
Sure but she sure as hell wasn't a dark as night nigger.
>>221818500This
>>221818500Greeks had contact with Nvbians. She could as well have been
What the fuck do you mean "widely regarded?" She is 100% literally a character from mythology.Zeus transformed into a swan and fucked her into Leda. Leda laid two eggs, from each of which hatched two matched pairs of people, one being divine and the other mortal.Like how fat and autistic are you little guys? You think because they dug up a city in northwestern Turkey that dates back to the Bronze Age collapse it means that a bunch of stuff from an ancient play set in the region must have actually happened?What would you little no-dad obeselords say is your primary strategy for sifting fact from fiction? How do you check on it afterwards?
>>221820344no, lol
>>221817162Yeah, she probably had four heads and six arms right. I mean how could you have a problem with that
>>221820498>What would you little no-dad obeselords Post body, tough guy
>>221820498
>>221818500proof?
>>221820559You're going to have to get along with just a case of probability. Like, read the way I communicate and try to figure out how much older than you I am and then get one of those charts showing that the new generation of Americans is basically a pile of fat rolls>>221820574Yeah sorry little guy I don't give a fuck what you want to talk about I'm not your broken-down drudge of a single mom
>>221820698>no bodyCome on dude. I will if you do. SJW male feminists are known for their tough physiques so you should be fine
>>221820741Are we all done in here? Isn't somebody going to say 'nigger' so the jizz-stank fucktard OP can feel a funny tingle on his sad nuts?Big day of eating another 900 excess calories tomorrow and failing to register on your dad's agendaEarly 20's suicide spike is waiting in the background, good luck!
>>221820842Scared, Potter?
>>221817162This. Why not have Manute Bol play Bilbo? He's fictional after all
>>221820517Nice non argument
>>221821424I'd watch a movie with him in it. Not as bilbo but id definitely watch him in a movie.
>>221820647Yo momma
>>221817162OK? Then cast Xochitl as her. She's the most beautiful woman in the world.
