Right Ones editionPrevious >>221843701
>>221869675good movie>BUT THE BOOKi don't care!
Flea market finds. I go sometimes, mostly looking for old horror comics, but found these today.
>>221869675>>221869840So was so cute.
>>221870014Keep it shut
>>221869979>the Regan has puke-fu actionDamn, I gotta tell Santa
>>221869979I watched all 5 Exorcist movies earlier this year, but it's been years since I've seen Kubrick's Shining.
>Spelunking: retarded>Women: retardedThese things were already known, this movie wasn't necessary.
>>221870034Go be a cock fantasizer somewhere else, Harshad.
>>221869675I remember my gf catching me furiously jacking off to the shot of her p*ssy.
>>221870088I've only seen Exorcist 1 and 3, are any of the others worth watching?
>>221870165I watched Let Me In, but never saw the original. I thought the twist was its actually a male
>>221870192Everybody seems to hate 2, but I hate 3 more. Much more. 4 was interesting, or 5 depending on how you count. 5 was made before 4, but it was so shitty that they remade it and released it as "Exorcist The Beginning". It's watchable. "Dominion" was then given additional funds to finish it and released one year later. It's basically the same story, but a weaker version of it.
>>2218703963 is good
>>221870672No, it's not. It's written and directed by someone who doesn't know anything about writing a script or directing a movie. He should have stuck to just writing books.
Hello working class, how is everyone’s weekend? I think tonight’s movie is the Golden Glove.
>>221869675He cute, no homo
>>221870014Its a grooming pedo.
>>221870848It's meh, but could definitely be worse. Tried wolf brand chili for the first time and immediately regretted it. It's a 4/10, not inedible, but won't buy again. Even the Walmart store brand chili is better and cheaper.
>>221870848>Hello working classHoly shit, a real life high caste member greeting us. Everybody bow down.
>>221870848for me it's this
>>221870975Okay. >>221871252Well, you’re either working class or not unfortunately. >>221871427Should I watch this?
the Magic remake is OUT!
>>221871852>ask question>get answer>doesn't actually give a fuckAnd this is why I hate people
One time AMC played Exorcist 1-3 and I stayed up all night watching them. 2 comes on and it's ridiculous. Deeper deeper, grasshoppers, burned lady, priest running off with a teenager after almost being seduced by her doppleganger. Then 3 comes on and it's good but I'm like is this even the right movie?
>>221872012Are you the chili anonymous poster? Here’s your reply. Chili is kinda gross.
No other movie fits this vibe
>>221872041Shit, might watch the second movie again tonight.
>>221871852>Well, you’re either working class or not unfortunately.Why are you posting about this here? You don't seek very bright, no offense.
>>221872041>AMC playedIt drove me crazy how they’d sometimes air horror marathons out of order
>>221872139Fit a gun into your mouth.
Can someone explain the symbolism of the fountain pen in Evil Dead Burn? It's a gift the guy gets early on. I guess it's some more setup to the main character fakeout trope.
>>221871427cooooool
>>221872139
>>221872497>>221872777What the fuck is your problem lmao
>>221872139Some guy got triggered by your webm.
>>221872554I haven't seen Evil Dead Burn yet but Jason Takes Manhattan also has a pen gift that doesn't pay off. Or maybe she stabs someone with it, I don't remember.
>>221870848>the Golden Glove.Main character in this reminds me of that autist that spams this general about hating women and aging and shit. It's pretty funny.
https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3960028/herbert-west-reanimator-first-look-introduces-contemporary-h-p-lovecraft-reimagining/Not that it really matters, but we're never getting an accurate blonde West, are we?
>>221873173you just know
>>221873259I just want the scene with the black boxer, filmed with the same tone as it's written
realistically speaking, what is the absolute worst damage someone could cause with your unlocked phone?
Kind of silly, but the red haired girl has nice tits
>>221874007We love Quiggz here
>>221873964I have a "dumb phone" so basically just calling people I know and lying to them.
Here for creature kino pls
This was bad. Like a poorly made B-movie. Only later did I read that the movie was originally made as a parody, and was later re-shoot as a horror movie. And it makes sense, because it still retains a lot of weird funny parts. Should have been released as originally intended. The only good part is the mask of the melting guy.
>>221873228Harperfag?
>>221874291>This was badLike Michael Jackson bad? Like good?>Like a poorly made B-movie.Like a Michael Jackson poorly made B-movie? Like Thriller?
>>221874291>Don't shoot! I'm Ted Nelson!BLAM!
>>221874396What? Lurk more.
how my best friend looks at me when the substitute teacher is having a melty
>>221873964Depending on the person, total financial devastationBack in the late 2000s anons would hijack computers upload massive amounts of really messed-up porn as a prank and then call the cops on the ownerThat was about as bad as it got and honestly I kind of miss those days
>>221874514Like Michael Jackson raping children bad.
>>221874396Hate that fag
>>221875189Is that the guy who was posting this shit >>221848284 last thread? What a fuckin retard.
>>221869675Cute boy>>221869840Book's worse. The ambiguity of the movie adds to it.>>221870272>>221870165A castrated boy
>>221875291Yeah, married men are retards.
>>221869675We need more movies like this. Vampires are my number 1 favourite creature and in the overwhelming majority of movies they're either the villains or if they aren't, they're the faggy tortured abstinent vampire trope. You rarely get a vampire protagonist who still feeds.
>>221875523>he's still here Why not talk about this shit somewhere else? Don't be stupid.
>>221875643Harperfag is fucking annoying huh
>>221875821Kino
Backrooms has really grown on me over time since I watched it, very memorable.
>>221875899I like the first half a lot, but the movie falls apart for me once the therapist woman becomes the protagonist.
>>221875899FAT fucking ass
>>221875983>he didn't like all the kino captain clark scenesI was hyped as fuck in the theater when that nigga appeared.
>>221875899>>221875983I think in time it'll be seen as a great film, but not the film anyone wanted. Feels like a "Tales From The Backrooms" plot that should be like the 4th film.
>>221875821Looks like it could be haunted.
>the MRI machine company are just sadistic torturers who put people in the Backrooms and OBSERVEholy fuck im OBSERVING bravo kane pixels
I just watched midsommar too bad everyone was killed off screen could have used a bit more gore
>>221876039I was disappointed all he amounted to was a mediocre chase scene.
>>221875821
>>221876160Greatest Argento movie that isn't Suspiria.
>>221875821>>221876160In the middle of the day, John Saxon sits on a bench and watches a woman being assaulted at a restaurant. He smiles faintly. A regular occurrenceA homeless man lunges at a woman.A dog attacks a woman unprovoked.A black gloved killer brutally murders two women in their home.The world is against all of them. Simply because of their gender. In a night blasted by light, without a shadow to be found, the women can scream all they want, and no one will come to their aid.The best auto-critique Argento could ever create. There's only one person to blame.Himself.
>>221876099that didn't happen though
>>221875899I love the black main character.
>>221876189>want to rewatch suspiria>remember all those scenes of harper chatting with the girls in the beginningi'm good.
>>221876273Definitely one of the best black protagonists in horror. Finally a movie that isn't afraid to portray them accurately.
>>221876329>doesn't enjoy comfy hangout scenes in horror movies I wish Suspiria had more of the school shit desu, I love all the stuff with Suzy and Sara talking.
>>221869675was she (he?) grooming the MC to he her next devoted servant?
>>221874396>>221875752Obviously not him you retard
>>221876329>remember all those scenes of harper chatting with the girls in the beginning
>>221876391yes?
>>221876404This is him also>>221876425
>>221876404Yeah that's the actual "marriage" dude and he's trying to deflect it onto the Harper posting guy. Pretty poorly lol.
>>221869675I like how this movie ends in that big pool room. It reminds me of the same room that It Follows ends with.
>>221876492Harper is also the marriage anon
>>221876503Clearly not since he's saying he hates him. It's very shitty trolling.
>>221876518harperfag is a troll
I like how we're actually talking about Suspiria and all that dude can do is post a picture reply of the actress's face and add nothing to the conversation.
>>221876533What enjoyment do you get out of spamming this dying website?
>>221876565He's busy seething about some other guy who isn't even here. He has no time to talk about movies when "Harperfag" could be lurking.
>>221876518>>221876533This.
>>221876571It's like asking what a dog gets out of barking. He's an autistic retard with no life.
>>221876492I still don't understand why he poorly pretends to be him every thread. It's so obvious. What did the Harperposter even do to live in the spammer's head rent free? Did I miss something because Fix is infinitely more obnoxious in his spamming but the retard is always hyper fixated on Harperanon instead
>>221876654>replies "This" to two posts that disagree with each otherThe brightest mind in Mumbai.
daaaamn. I see why Will Smith wifed up this baddie
>>221876696/hor/ is a Fix general
>>221876682>>221876696His mentally ill mind getting completely stuck on something as inconsequential as some random anonymous poster on 4chan is actually hilarious. Humanity invented real life Lovecraftian horrors for the mentally disabled by allowing such free access to the internet.
>>221876696We love Amanda Fix here. She is literally our queen.
>>221876714Such a fun movie.
>>221876696That harperfag has multiple personalities and each one is a stain on /hor/
>>221876864It's scary that you're so fucked in the head that you read that post and your response was to continue ranting about the Harper guy.Imagine interacting with these freak in real life lmao.
>>221876905>these*thisFuckin autocorrect, I need to turn that shit off.
Thoughts?
>>221877016that movie isn't out yet? so what the fuck are we supposed to have a point of reference to. lol
>>221877016>what if we make the monster look like a vaginabravo nolanbrun
>>221877016Isn't this a troon movie?
>>221877016This obsession that zoomers and young millennials have with sex and gender makes me seethe like you wouldn't believe. It's not interesting anymore, get the fuck over it.That is all.
>>221876425Love this gif
>>221877215Zoomers are such a weird cohort. They're simultaneously obsessed with sex and degenerate as fuck but are also absolutely terrified of it.Will complain about sex scenes in films and then go and eat ass.Make it make sense.
>>221869675let the right one in is such a good moviein my top 4
>>221877288>They're simultaneously obsessed with sex and degenerate as fuck but are also absolutely terrified of itIt's ridiculous, but it also makes sense to some degree. People tend to have a strong interest in things that frighten them.>Will complain about sex scenes in films and then go and eat assLol
>>221877288Zoomers are poor and are the most woke generation. You need a male dominated society and to be rich so you can be the dominant one in the sexual market. Zoomer males hold no leverage at all.
>>221869675Just watched Whisper 2025 with dafnee Keen. What did I think of it?
>>221877840Cuckslop
>>221877840You thought it was so forgettable you've already forgotten it was called Whistle (2025)
just watched Backrooms and ts was legit nothing. like absolutely nothing happened. not one setpiece. wtf
>>221878176what kind of setpiece did you expect.I mean there was the chase sequence. and the bread people.
>>221869675>movie about pederastyI can't believe this was originally a novel, and I can't believe the author isn't a jew.
>>221870098She gets a satanic baptism in blood and resurfaces changed.The movie is not about what you think it is about.
>>221872139What movie is this with the half-jewess Jennifer Connelly, and why did 1 or 2 posters react to it with such hostility?
>>221869675so is kairo just the scariest movie?
>>221875080You mean it's literally bad but it's also a lie concocted by Sony jews?
>>221878288They're not? Are you sure? Sometimes they hide
>>221878452Japanese women aren't scary, so no.
>>221878264there was one 2 minute chase in this 2 hour movie
>>221876714tfw you start to root for the villain just because he's the fucking rizzler
And it wasn't even a good chase scene!
>>221878422Phenomena, and both replies were by the resident samefag schizo.
>>221878515Why did this dudes career just fucking die
>>221878422that's jcon in Phenomena. it's a kino. make sure you watch the long version.
>>221878452basically yeah
>>221878545An actor embracing their balding will often lead to career death.
>>221877840Did you see her smooth mutt pusspuss?
>The doctor said she's young, she'll probably forget all about it in timeShe's like 17 and probably won't forget her boyfriend and entire class being murdered
>>221878545>>221878598Maybe Zane was just too based or something. Patrick Stewart's been around forever, and he's a giant flaming queer.
>>221878452>the scariest movieGenuinely how? I don't get why this would be so scary to someone.
>>221878452Mind-numbingly boring
>>221878422We don’t really like her here
>>221877033I thought RLM gave it a one sentence review like a month ago. Saw the trailer the other day, looks like crap and not even horror. Just a young lesbian and an old lesbian talking about movies between sex.
>>221879313Why? I love Labyrinth.
>>221875899>I AM A FUCKING ARCHITECT
>>221879447kek
>>221878422We hate her
>>221872139>>221878422Looked up Phenomena, Argento, yeah, I've already seen it and forgot about most of it. It made me hate Italian directors.But then I remembered this director was Italian, so some, I assume, are good.>"Hey, guys, come on in, meet my fiancé."
this one looks bizarre, anyone here seen it?>>221878680>>221878938did you even watch it?
>>221879371ignore anyone who sounds like a gay schizo
>>221880111It'll probably leave you wishing it had more, but yeah if you like surreal psych horror films it's worth a watch
>>221880111Possum is a shitty ripoff of Spider.
>>221880111Also it's written and directed by Garth Marenghi
>>221879447Kek
>>221878422One autist has a hateboner for her.
We love Phenomena and hebe Connelly here.Don't let that samefagging uber faggot bully you just because he hates women (they hated him first).
>>221880290>implying it is one anonCope.
>>221880111The imagery is very spooky but I haven't watched it desu.
this general is so funny with the right 4chan x filters on. love you guys
>>221880386Nta but I don’t find her attractive and find her pretty overrated.
>>221880744Neither do I. She is so overrated and a little chubby.
>>221880386She's mid and cant act. I guess she appeals to cucks
>>221880888>zooms in on her chubby face >look ma! she is acting!
>>221878635FRECKLY WITCH MOMMY
>>221880962That is pretty much her entire early “career.”
Samefag psycho continues
>>221880888She is profoundly mid
>>221881067Exactly, she should be in the fields, not infront the camera. Simps will simp I guess.
>>221881140Cucks have no shame
>>221881032Too dark, I can't see shit
Rebecca Hall is so fucking pretty.Also, I watched The Awakening today. Pretty meh. Also I realized part way through that I had seen it years ago and just didn't really remember it, and it's kind of derivative of a few other similar movies of the time.
agree with these anons, connelly is very average, almost ugly.however, she is still a lot prettier than amanda fix
pretty fookin hairy
>>221881341Absolutely cucked opinion Amanda Fix is the absolute prettiest actress.
>>221881338Night House was really carried by her.Kind of a bummer she was never in a really perfect horror. Well I haven't seen The Gift though maybe that's good.
>>221881727Has she been in much since then worth seeing? I saw Resurrection and it was another sort of meh thing. She was good in it, but it wasn't otherwise something I really liked.
Watching Abandoned Souls on Tubi. Pretty good so far.
>>221881885The Night House is ok.She's in The Prestige though and that's kino.
>>221881032You really set that retard off tonight.
Should I pay $10 to rent Obsession?
>>221881338Don’t look up what she looks like today
>>221882193Yeah
>>221882193it's on the Peacock
>>221882250I already used my free Peacock trial to watch To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
>>221882199She's in her mid 40's, I can cut her some slack. I don't love her personal style these days though.
>>221882193Yes
I watched the Mummy 2026 last night. Lee Cronin should have his fucking hands cut off and eyes gouged out so eh can NEVER make another movie again. It was so digusting with the constant vommiting. Gross =/= Scary. Actual horror doesn't need to rely on gross things. It also was just like poorly thought of, full of stupid dog shit tropes that are done to death. It's a possession movie but what else can I expect from Blumhouse. Also Blumhouse editing and camera work- awful as always.
>>221882398> She's in her mid 40's
>>221882193Don't be a cuck, anon
>>221881885Passing. It was her directorial debut, but doesn't star in it.The Beauty TV series
Oh my God, I got a selfie with horror host Leanna Chamish (she's in WNUF)
>>221882567
>>221882567>>221882608Pretty cool, I was coincidentally thinking of WNUF earlier today.
>he didnt watch a pixelated DVD rip of "Ringu" with his friends on some old couch with chips, alcopops and your crush in the same roomngmi
>>221882567damn
>>221882567>>221882714very nice
>>221882703Sounds ultra comfy
>>221882714paizuri goddess
>>221882714I've had a crush on her forever. I was at an event that wasn't focused on her and was surprised to see her, so I figured I could grab a picture since people weren't swarming her. She was super nice. It was star studded by my standards, horror hosts Count Gore and Dr. Sarofiguy were there, and Jeff Krulik director of Heavy Metal Parking Lot, and George Stover, and documentary director CW Prather, I was starstruck. But my policy is only to get selfies with people I'm attracted too, lmao. She was so tiny and old now, lol
>>221882826I remember her standing out in Out There Halloween Mega Tape and took a screengrab
>>221881009idkidk manHilda's thicker, she looks like she can take more
>>221882861I put my hand on the small of her back and didn't realize she was wearing an open backed blouse
>>221883095
>>221883086I saw some talk ahow she was a guest on where she made the joke she was thought her dentist was hot and told him "Hi, I'm Caroline, I have a cavity I'd like you to fill" and it's been in my spank bank ever since
>>221883184Banned movie
thoughts?I like it, saw it after backrooms and thought it was better.Yeah I know the religion is control shit isn't exactly original but the way it was framed more like a psychotic's take as control is religion was cool. Also the mormon girls were freaking cuties.Though as a schizophrenic I'd have to rate it objective as like a 6/10. A bit midwit that tried to punch above their weight, but good enough and worth watching especially for the girls.
>>221883184Need more Rhodes reactions.
Just finished Abandoned Souls. On to Quarries.
>>221883231Putting aside anything else, Hugh was great and Soapy was adorable.
>>221883231Top tier film until they went down the stairs and there wasn't a giant labyrinth. Then it got stupid, like when she started explaining what the trick in the basement was I thought that was her attempting to be retarded to make him mad.
>>221882861>Out There Halloween Mega TapeIs this anywhere online yet?
>>221883329mega dot nz/folder/2kBGHILB#LuteajOMDYifUtrHB1lVHA
>>221883251>Y-you must listen to me! I need more Rhodes reactions!
>>221883305fucking kekit kind of reminded me of like a classic who done it or sherlock holmsIt was almost comical, but I agree it was a milquetoast end. It's like when a girl sees my micro penis, a disappointing end to a seeming great time.
>>221883641Yeah it was a bit like Saw where John Kramer becomes Nostrodamus.Where I thought it was going actually excited me though, I thought he had created some kind of death trap maze in his basement to determine who god favored the most by feeding it people of different type of religions. Someone should make that film.
>>221878635Wait, didn't one of them do soft core porn?
RELEASE THE FILES
>>221883860I it's basically confirmed there's an r-rated cut (or at least script) for this, it was initially intended as a Brady Bunch Movie kinda thing.
>>221883860>Daphne-Velma kissI got my jar of vaseline and box of tissues ready.
>>221881338I've seen Awakening three times just because of how gorgeous she is in that movie. I think the movie itself is just ok
>>221881727The Gift is good, you should watch that. I can't recall how prominently she features in the film though, I just remember she has a major supporting role.
best horror movie of the decade so far
>>221884500get out exists
Boompa...?
>>221884500How come you guys have not banned this movie yet?
>>221884563What?
>>221884634You want to ban this movie?
>>221884557I can't even believe there are TWO movies with this plot
>>221884563It is banned. We dont allow cuckslop here.>>221884500Best horror movie of the decade so far is Lowlifes, but Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma will likely surpass it next month.
>>221884667No? What are you talking about?
>>221884770On /hor/ we have banned list. If you want, we can ban Obsession.
>>221884877Its already banned
>>221884717It is banned?
>>221884905Yes. All cuckslop is banned by default.
>>221884877how's mom's basement tonight retard, did you earn enough good boy points to watch a movie
>>221882199>Threatening me with a good time
>>221884877>we have banned listThis isn't your reddit safespace, faggot.
>>221884899>>221884920Oh, I didn’t know.
>>221869675Whois ready for Other Mommy? It is looking great
>>221884717Well there it is. Confirmed the Fixfag is the Bannedfag. Always knew it.
>>221885024We don't have enough time to discuss all the things you don't know.
>>221885028>Jessica Chastainme
>>221884877Please add Obsession to banned list..
>>221885028Trailer before Odyssey was great
>>221885024The list hasn’t been posted in a while. Can someone please post for this anon?
>>221885028Seems promising. Hopefully it's good.
>>221885086Here you go saar
>>221885086Can you fuck off? It upsets me how stupid you are.
>>221885047Are you okay? I am not up to date with everything that goes on here.
>>221885133Who do you think you're fooling?
>>221885065>>221885095It is hilarious how none of you guys have the banned list ready. I will post it later when after I leave the gym and at home.
>>221885181How about you kill yourself
>>221885181>when after I leave the gym and at home.Lmao
>>221885201The delusion is beyond comedy. That fucking psycho belongs in a locked down ward.
/hor/ banned movie list>X (2022)>Lowlifes>Swallow>Skinamarink>Suspiria (2018)>Black Christmas (2019)>I Saw the TV Glow>Firestarter (2022)>Pulse (2006)>The Exorcist: Believer>Hippopotamus (2018)>Halloween Ends>Manos: The Hands of Fate>The Invisible Man (2020)>Zac Amico's Midnight Spook Show>A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)>Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
>>221885195I will post it. We agreed on banning Obsession. >>221885201Yeah, I am at the gym right now. I usually go on Sunday morning. You should try it sometime.
>>221885322It was already posted.
>>221885311Based thank you anon
>>221885311This IS the list.
watching Crimes of the Future because someone said kstew was cute in it. he was right.
>>221885311This is as official a list as we'll get.>>221885322Obsession wouldn't fit.
>>221885448Kstew is based and Fixpilled.She said this after watching Amanda Fix's latest kino, "Teenage Sex":>"This film is a gloryhole. Its a geyser. I have no fear that its going to soak the world when it hits theatres. Its the best time ive ever had in a movie theatre. Ever."
221885532Pot calling the kettle black.You lose, good day sir.The list was posted and we have declared it law forevermore. F i x fag is banned also.
I finally got a chance to watch the backrooms movie. It’s pretty kino. It’s what I expected from the premise in general. It would’ve been movie of the century if there was a kanye png roaming with all of the lights playing
>>221885697It left the theater before I got to see it but I'm gonna watch it as soon as it hits streaming
>>221885697
>>221885730It already hit streaming and the pirate sites 5 days ago
>>221885772Oh...
Ive got the bake ready
>>221885730I just watched it on my favorite pirate site lol
>>221885795I can imagine what it'll be
we're gonna need a real baker
221885819On the banned list, loser.Pay attention.
I knew this shit would happen. They always wait until the thread is over to start nuking posts.
lol I think the janny thought that was real monkey murder. I can bake.
>>221886037It's back down to 279 posts, just wait.Pissjeet is going to try to bake another one though.
new, again>>221886073>>221886073>>221886073>>221886073
>>221886081oh fuggg, well it can sit there for 20 posts
>>221886037New thread was deleted because this already finished thread got purged and so was potentially active again. All of this chaos because they can't get rid of one guy, so they fuck everyone else's posting experience up instead.
>>221885311why are they banned?
>>221886108I was probably reported by PETA
>>221885311Black christmas (2019) is so ass, wtf was even was that. And the tv glow was literal dog shit trash, I regret every minute watching that steaming pile of manure
>>221886157Even Black Christmas 2006 was based compared to 2019.
ohh my goooood
>>221886237Dig the music, kids!
>>221886237rehgafpar
>>221886550>another spooky recipe to try for OctoberNice
>>221886601?
>>221886922it's an anagram of mom's basement
>>221886178Mom don't hoverhand
>>221886601Harperfag. kek
>>221887112Lmao
>>221886944?
>>221887112>>221887150sad little samejeet laughing at his own joke
>>221887212What do you mean by that?
>>221886237parhamspermer
>>221887268I mean that you're a sad little samejeet laughing at your own jokes
>>221887518My own joke? What joke?
>>221887562the joke ab-.,. hey is that your mom calling you? yeah I can hear she's yelling for you to get off the internet for the night.
Careful guys, all this playful banter might cause another 50 posts and the new thread to get deleted
>>221887622That's exactly what's happening. The jeet is spamming posts so that they get deleted again (or he deletes them himself, more likely).
>Why won't you die damn you!!
>>221887403Harperspammer?
>>221887697Seen this one?
>>221887740I hope you see the front of a semi-truck Gurpreet.
Elvira!
>>221886073>>221886073>>221886073>>221886073
>>221886178Why did the jews MK Ultra and murder Michelle? She was supposedly one of their own. What did she do? Not suck enough clipped wangs?