Skinny Dipping at Crystal Lake Editionprevious: >>221869675
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
Last thread had a bunch of posts nuked
Dead thread.
>>221887176cuz the last one is still going
>>221887192Going hwere?
>>221886073Horror is Satanic. Don’t watch it dammit.
wtf you guys said the Cronenberg was boring now, crimes of the future was KINO.classic weird cronen-machines, gratuitous nudity, star actors - also like my favourite of his The Brood it had a plot that I had no idea where it was going until it pulled one out at the end like a magic trick.not for everyone but this is one of my favs of the decade.
>>221886292Is this what she did irl?
>>221886292I will now add Prophecy to my list.
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>>221887900>"The Haunted Palace"Starts with an Edgar Allan Poe quote -- just to be pretentious, the film has nothing to do with Poe but is based on "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward", "The Color out of Space" and "The Shadow over Innsmouth" by H.P.Lovecraft.Great sets, but that's about the only thing that can be said about that movie.
>>221887900>The cutest girl is only in the introMany such cases.>>221888163They were cashing in on the Poe adaptions which had been a money maker for them.To each their own, I thought it was kino.
>>221888163>Starts with an Edgar Allan Poe quote -- just to be pretentious, the film has nothing to do with P-- OOAHH! AHHHHH!!!!
>>221888250kekgot em
>>221888216I had seen "The Haunted Palace" when I was very young, and it made an impression on me. Later when I re-watched it I had already read Lovecraft and found it was a cheap mish-mash of many of his ideas. The sets are great, the acting is very good, it has Vincent Price in it, and the cinematography is also decent. I guess on second viewing I was just disappointed because I liked the stories from which the ideas had been taken better than the movie.Also I never got the appeal of the Poe "adaptations" by Corman. Poe was an early writer of "the macabre", but pretty tame even by 1960's standards. At first I thought maybe Poe is the only American author they know of, but later thought that can't be it. So it was probably just a combination of a well known name plus that the statutes of copyright had expired and the stories were in the public domain and therefore available at no cost at all.
>>221886073>>221886233Me on the left.
>>221888351>what's the raven doing>he's just standing there... menacingly!
>>221888418Kek.
>>221888418>>221888450Early Treehouse of Horror is required October viewing.
>>221888791Some of the later ones are funny, too. But the early seasons are just gold.
Just finished. All right, it was a few hours ago, but I needed to tap after. This was a fucking fantastic event. Two classic Dohler movies introduced by the Count with a panel between of actors and behind-the-scenes folks from both movies, and even a blooper reel after the double feature. Cool stories, awesome for me to see some of these people in person.Alien Factor is great regional no budget ($3500 in 1976) cinema where a spaceship lands outside a small town and the released aliens cause bloody mayhem. Has at least THREE monsters, beat that shitNight Beast is a straight remake only with more money, Evil Dead style, except they knock it down to just one alien. Great effects, hilarious acting. Dick Dyzel who plays the Count was in both movies as the same character.This was where I got my Leanna Chamish selfie.
>>221889497The delicious Eleanor Herman who was in both movies and is a regular of the Count Gore universe. I've seen her in person too but never met her
>>221889531She's a sexy old lady now
>>221889497haven't seen either but I like that sort of schlock. sounds like a fun event.
>>221889636Alien Factor is where this classic meme image comes from
Is /hor/ into creaturekinos?
>>221889682kek. I recognize it.
>>221889696https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhd0wOACwQg
>>221889696The final boss monster in Alien Factor was this cool super imposed claymation beast
Evil dead burn was utter dogshit. Femoid trauma slop needs to die
>>221887474No, the jews murdered her for some reason.Harley Pasternak. He's been memory holed. He was a personal trainer to Britney, as well as to Ellen Page.
which ones are worth a watch?
>>221890207depends what you're looking for.1 and 2 are straight gore porn, fake snuff.3 and 4 are slapstick comedy with gore.5 is a grim science fiction fantasy, 6 is an unintentionally goofy one.2 is my favorite.
In case you haven't already seen it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LNzJKHR3yM
>>221887232That retard is so fucking stupid lmao
>>221890207I've only seen the mermaid one but it was good But stay away if you can't handle multi-color oozing pus shooting out from wounds
>>221887900boomers would look at her and say "Damn, that's a sexy haircut".
>>221888163How is quoting Poe pretentious? Poe is pop culture that Americans read in school.
>>221892752As I said: The entire movie had nothing to do with Poe at all. It's like showing a picture of Iron Man and then proceeding to show a 3rd rate Troma film.
>>221892871They probably chose a Poe quote because they wanted a quote with a spooky vibe and he's a recognizable horror figure.
>>221892935I just looked it up. They've taken the plot from three Lovecraft stories but the TITLE from a poem by Poe. Just the title, nothing more. That's why they probably had an excerpt from that poem at the beginning of the movie.I still call that a pretty lousy way to trick the audience into buying a ticket for the theatre.
>>221893088but lovecraft is more recognizable than poe for the average audience, that doesn't make sense
>>221893127Maybe not in 1963. Lovecraft wasn't very famous when he was alive or in the years after his death. It took a while. In fact, "The Haunted Palace" (1963) was the first very loose Lovecraft adaptation, "Die, Monster, Die" (1965) the first real adaptation that was close to the source story and not just taking a motif or an idea from Lovecraft.
>>221893127>>221888163there is an overlap between lovecraft and poe fanspeople who like lovecraft's stuff tend to also be aware of poe
>>221893088>I still call that a pretty lousy way to trick the audience into buying a ticket for the theatre.Corman knew how to make a profit lol>>221893127>lovecraft is more recognizable than poe for the average audienceI don't think so, at least not in the US. Maybe "Cthulu" as a pop culture monster nowadays is bigger than Edgar Allen Poe, but the average person is still more likely to know Poe by name than Lovecraft.
>>221893238>Corman knew how to make a profit lolThey had a documentary about Corman on the Franco-German culture channel once, unfortunately I only caught the second half of it. But it was wild. They interviewed former crew members and stars and they told stories about how for example they would start shooting at a place and then the cops came and everybody would grab their gear and just run, because Corman was too cheap to pay for a proper permit.All in all Roger really had a talent to make a cheap production kind of work. For example he was hired to film "Captain America" only so that the rights to the IP wouldn't expire, and I think he was given under 1 million dollars to do it. The finished film was instantly shelved and never released, but people who have seen it said it was impressive for how low the budget was.
>>221886073Quite an ass.
Chuds don't get ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSaU7CMQEX4
>>221894299>The uploader did not make this video available in your country.
>>221886073still didnt finish The Descent>woman sneaks up on her screaming friend that was just now fighting gollum and gets teamkilled>girl finds herself next to 3 gollums eating her friends corpse - somehow they can see the corpse but not the living gasping friend right next to itconsider my disbelief intact
>>221888163>anon discovers American International Nigga, they made ‘The Raven’ about a wizard duel.
>>221895068>wizard duelI gotta bump this up in my watch list, sounds kino.
>>221895068As a +8 Wizard, I can say with confidence that it definitely was not about a wizard duel.
>>221894642Yeah. Wasn't that also the one where >the girl who organized the trip threw away the map and decided to drop into a completely unexplored hole in the ground instead?>>221895068No, they were on on one of the back channels when I was a child. I just didn't think too much of them even back then.>>221895094Yeah, but you'll have to get through a whole film with an improvised script to get to the final scene. Also it's 1960s "special effects" that were available at a Roger Corman minibudget. Nice colors, though.
>>221888351Dude practically defined the horror literature genre and was considered a classic author. Not having to pay for his stuff was definitely a plus though.
>>221895155>Yeah, but you'll have to get through a whole film with an improvised script to get to the final scene.It’s Vincent Price and Peter Lorre shenanigans. It’s charming.
>>221895187Maybe in America, but in Europe there were definitely a number of French, English and German authors writing ghost and horror stories. Some of them definitely more spooky/scary than Poe's stuff. The very first horror movies adapted European stories like Dracula, Frankenstein and Werewolves. Then it seems the genre slept for a decade and came back with the youth culture of the 1960s, with teenagers wanting to go to the theatre or the drive-in for kicks every week. That is of course the era of Corman in the US and Hammer in England. Mainland Europe was more into crime at the time with a record number of neo-noir films and Edgar Wallace adaptions being filmed there.
>>221895155Yes, the girl had some dumb reason why she led them all into a "completely new and undiscovered" cave. Honestly the movie was atmospheric in the buildup but not very subtle and a bit too many foreseeable jumpscares. CBA finishing it
need her so fucking bad brehs
is heretic good
>Bear fumbled Sarah just because she's Asian, has tattoos, and has facial piercings
>>221895937They killed her off way too early. I knew the film wouldn't recover after that.
>>221895937if it was a 2013 deadite she'd attack more
>>221895937Hate how this movie didn't have a scene of an exit being obstructed. The carseat headrest scene was perfect for it but nahhh we have to go out of our way to subvert everything this movie :)))))))
>>221896211>Hate how this movie didn't have a scene of an exit being obstructed.Why?
>>221896064A tramp stamp in 2026? This bitch must make squishy noises as she walks around from all the semen leaking out
>>221896267because it adds to the dread of being stuck. and it shows the demons have much higher power than possession. usually it's a very impactful scene.
>>221896211Not copying scenes from prior movies isn't "subversion", dumb zoomer.
>>221896306>tramp stampIn my country they're called "arse antlers" because they often look like upside-down hunting trophies.
>>221896448I think Lee Cronin's The Mummy is more your speed
>>221894341poetry
>>221889497The Alien Factor is a fantastic Cinematic Titanic live show that is easily on par with the best of prime Mystery Science Theater 3000. I know for a fact that it’s on Tubi, and I think it might even be on YouTube.Rifftrax did Galaxy Invader too, and while it’s not as good as the aforementioned Alien Factor, it’s still prettt damn good. There’s several of the cast of Alien Factor who return too. The “totally-not-Jaws-mayor” from Alien Factor is a friendly scientist who wants to help rescue the alien from the evil rednecks, the alien hunter from Alien Factor is one of the evil rednecks, and the coroner from Alien Factor is the abused wife of the main evil redneck.
Any fun deep sea gigantism horror besides The Meg & The Beast series?
>>221896734there's a josh brolin and austin abrahms sea horror coming out next month. think it's called the whale or some shit. trailer before evil dead burn showed a little too much. full on scene of getting swallowed in the whale
>>221896734There was one year (1989) that had three major undersea horror movies: "Leviathan", "Deepstar Six", and I forgot the other one.
Going to try and get to Kidnapped (2010) tomorrow morning. I have another movie planned too, but it's not horror.
>>221889941and kanye
probably the most homoerotic 90s christian horror film i've seen
>>221897082>homoeroticNot at all. Are you a homo and are imagining these things?
>>221897149brother, there are men literally kissing and licking each other
>>221897173That's what communists from the Warsaw Pact did. That's what French people do daily. Neither are gay.
For me it's>Scary.Movie.2026.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL>Scary.Movie.2026.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL>Scary.Movie.2026.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHELIf you're poor it's>Scary.Movie.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo>Scary.Movie.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo>Scary.Movie.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGoIf you're a 3rd worlder it's>Scary.Movie.2026.720p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo>Scary.Movie.2026.720p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo>Scary.Movie.2026.720p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGoNo scene DV + HDR release yet
Realistically, how do you finish her off for good?
Return to Silent Hill (2026) - what changes could you have made to fix it?
>>221896593https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1gXRXrPEKlgTis on tube
>>221898054More sexy monsters
>>221898513Is that from Silent Hill? Or another movie?
so that's why the piston flesh room was less than 5 minutes long
>>221898603
>>221898548Its from Return to Silent Hill
>>221896064She’s also fatThat’s the I-have-nothing-to-offer-pose btw.
>>221898513goddamit I'm here to get scared not be aroused
>>221897791rich people would buy the movie
>>221899225Shut up
>>221899444I respect the trips, but you mean financially irresponsible people.
>>221897222It is things whites do.
>>221897149>not gay, bro
>>221900052You’re definitely replying to a gay>but but what IS woke????
>>221896734There's Tentacles and a bunch of 00's -10's syfy slop.>>221896921The RiftAlso Lords Of The Deep and The Evil Below, all ripping off The Abyss.
>you finally get a good look at the slasher>it's literally a soldier from Jin-Roh / The Wolf Brigadecool ass movie, I like it
Evening Harperbros
>>221900091I don't ask what woke is because I know woke won. Tenfold at that kek.
>>221886292
>>221897791I was checking how this did against the others and was jumpscared by SM2 being that lowhttps://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/the-scary-movie-franchise-ranked/2 was my fav as a kid
>>2219010632 is underrated. It went more on the stupid side compared to 1, but it doesn't go too stupid like some of the other sequels.
>>221900913You’re gay.
>>221901360Sent that fag flying
>>221901360I'm not, but if I was I wouldn't hide it
>>221901970>t. leftist homo
>>221898886She won two gold medals at the Winter Olympics. You're a mediocre white male.
>A scientist taints his mother's scientific experiment with his own drug that transforms pain into a pleasurable experience.place your bets, will there be incest?
God bless whoever posted the REAL banned movie list where I included Zac Amico lmao >>221885311
Banned movies on /hor/>Terrifier 2&3>Obsession>Megan 2.0>Terrifier 4>Bring Her Back>Talk to Me>Midsommar>Army of Darkness>It Follows>Babadook>28 Years Later>Phenomena>Abigail>Longlegs>Longlegs 2>Hereditary>Sinners>Henry>Barbarian>Gremlins>Gremlins 2>Day of the Dead>Dawn of the Dead>Night of the Living Dead (both)>The Return of the Living Dead>Return of the Living Dead Part II>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)>A Nightmare on Elm Street series>Leprechaun series>The Fly (1986)>Nope>Angst>Oddity>Lair of the White Worm >Night of the Demons 2>horror-comedies>VHS series during the month of October>feminist horror is also banned*>the entire animation genre is also banned*>all of David Cronenberg’s films*
>Dislike ONE popular feminist movie>Career instantly ruined
After watching F13 new blood I realise how much damage trying to give the audience a main character to root for does to a series.
>>221902807>I'm sorry if you were offended, libtard!It's hilarious these dumbasses can't make a real apology and take the L.
>>221903035True he's pretty retarded for not just ignoring them, but also canceling someone over fucking movie opinions is also retarded. But I guess thats what happens when you have a twitter tab open in the background 24/7/365
Many people are saying that Hokum will be banned from /hor/
>>221903233It might be banned soon.
>>221903233Horror movie for women
