EMH and Danora Editionpreviously on /trek/: >>221844750
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ds9 fucking rocks
I want a replicator so bad bros!
>>221884547and the Holodeck is basically a replicator as well. Someone could theoretically live in a Holodeck and keep generating food.
>>221884564Best I got is hello fresh and a quest 3.
>>221883752Your meme has spread, I swear this isn't my post
It was a meme spreading hazard
>>221884629>t.
>episode is called Furry>Old Kes doesn't arrive in a fursuit
>>221885155Tom Paris and Kes look like siblings.
what zero bitches and no holodecks does to a guy
>>221883752star trek sex with wesley
The Doctor and Tuvok were the backbone of Voy while Janeway and Paris were off making lizard babies, Chakotay was getting high, Blanna was Puerto Rican, Harry was pretending to not be gay and Neelix was breaking the law.
>>221884917t'was inevitable I suppose.
>t'waswho?
>>221884547You would trust ChatGPT to make food for you?
>>221884564Yes, that was the plan for relocating of Ba'ku in Insurrection.
i played trek online for like 30m but couldnt get through the tutorial, filtered by space combat. why does space combat in every trek game suck ass, its like its purposely destined to be slow as fuck so you waste time. even that voyager game was like that. i did get WFF (warm fuzzy feeling) making a tos vulcan but i uninstalled it.
>>221886976can't be worse than some of the shady thai I had
>>221887001Space Station 13 and Space Station 14 are the better Trek games. You work together with a crew on a station. It's multiplayer. There are departments such as Engineering, Security, Medical, Service ( Chefs, Bartenders, etc) etc
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>>221883722made by jews, for goys
Is Star Trek a setting where all kinds of hellish things like being trapped in a time loop for decades, transporter accidents that merge people, transporer accidents that duplicate people, people being forced to live out entire lifetimes in their minds, watching your time copy die, etc. is a regular occurrence? Or is what we see the extreme exception and life on the average ship is relatively mundane?
>>221887024more like tom yuck amirite
>>221891398Every now and again they remind us that Starfleet officers understand the risks of being on a starship, that weird shit is going to happen and it's just a matter of how weird it'll get. Life as a colonist is probably alright until the spoonheads, crystals, or Borg arrive.
>>221891560don't forget the Sheliakthose dudes HATE colonists
>In 2021 on her official TikTok account, Rhodes stated that she is on the Autism Spectrum.>Rhodes was screen-tested for the role of T'Pol on Star Trek: Enterprise, having earned strong praise from Kate Mulgrew on the set of "Ashes to Ashes". According to Rhodes, she was rejected because she was "the wrong physical type". She told the Delta Flyers podcast in 2022: "I specifically said 'did they mean I was too fat?' and my agent said 'yes', and that was when I took a year away from Hollywood and went to Shakespeare because I learned what exactly pretty is as pretty does in Hollywood."
>>221891767But 20 years later Hollywood would "correct" their mistakes by casting fat women in everything
>>221891767Such a shame, I would actually like T'Pol if she wasn't played by that wood plank.
>>221885213They should've made a kid before she left the ship.
>>221892466i think it would be neat to have an alien character that only lives for one season but it respawns every season with the same actor in different alien makeup
>>221891767its curious that we're only supposed to feel bad for the fatties and not the uggos.
>>221893383idk you seem to feel pretty sorry for yourself
>>>/toy/11850470Are there any good Vic Fontaine toys?
>>221895808>Worf after meeting another new life form, that needed to be established as a threat to the crew
>>221895808The blanket has to be shiny so you know that it's the future. The urns in the background contain previous patients.
>>221896152>doesn't get shiny futuristic jammiesLife is suffering
>>221896152This was always silly to me, how they always felt the need to upgrade even the simpliest devices, because "iTs ThE fUtURe".
>>221896493>Chess? No, it's FUTURE CHESS>Racketball? No, it's FUTURE RACKETBALL>MMA? No, it's ANBO-JYUTSU
when in reality the complexity of games has gone down over timeChess used to have four players and dice and is simplified to the game we play today. And now most people play flappy bird anyway
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>>221896818>no money>plays poker
>>221898341For people who don't use money daily, they sure have a good concept of their value. Their games should be more like>Mr Worf I see your billion dollars, and I rise you... two trillions!
>>221896818The first official rulebook for tabletop miniatures was Little Wars by H.G. Wells, and players would use a slingshot to knock out enemy minis.That kind of behavior would be considered beyond barbaric today.Video games have gone from pong to whatever the fuck Fortnite is doing with like five games in one.God damn I wish I could go back in time and play a game with Peter Cushing.
>>221883752nice to see you're still aroundis the guy we made fun of with pic related still here?
>>221883752star trek sex with holo-quark
>>221899038With Kira's body
>>221898851>wei did not participate in that retarded faggot shit
>221898797>tfw get a response from it
>>221891687Such a cool design.
>>221900626It’s a dude wearing a sofa
>>221900657And they made it look cool.
>>221883722>>221883733Is that the groupie who later replaces him with a "better" EMH that can sing higher octaves?
>>221897790Why is nu-trek so ugly and fake looking? Is it the color correction?
This game is extremely stupid, heavy on the fanservice, and I adore it. It's the most generic of MMOs but the devs are obviously trekkies.
>>221900943piss filters need to end'ate them in fallout'ate them in csi'ate them in academysimple as
>>221901227Looks like an animation from an early 2000s real time strategy game
>>221901264post said animation from an early 2000s real time strategy game, i.e. sauce
for me, it's the mycelial network
>>221901427Discovery is such a fever dream
>>221901081Is the bald slut supposed to be Picard?
>>221901456I love how Lorcas reaction to that thing was "leave it where it is, and let it die". I miss Lorca, he was a cool captain.
>>221901456Tilly is gorgeous. I like her hippy fuckboots in that shot
>>221901470no it's me.
>>221901427Wouldn't the rotating mass cause the rest of the ship to wobble as well? Like in a helicopter the centrifugal force would take over without a counter weight.
>>221901470Who else? He even tried to hook up with his own subordinates.
What songs other than Mozart's and Beastie Boys have survived the nuclear holocaust?
>>221900997Fucking Picardo, what a shit performancetalk about phoning it inthen again they probably paid him like 500 bucks
>>221901689magic carpet ride
https://www.akoocheemoya.com/
>>221903038Why didn't they make Chakotay an Apache or Mohawk, like something cool and not some jungle indio?
>>221903099why don't you a koo chee these moya?
>>221901689Wyclef Jean sampling the Bee Gees in that one STD groundhog Day episode.
>>221903099It was considered, but they didn't want to offend anyone. Also the actor was Mexican (not a native).
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Star Trek is just motw garbage, and a cheap twilight zone ripoff.They go to another world that's just like earth only 1 things different, or omg threat to ship. It's done better with "Sliders" or "Fringe". Just fucking trash in a sci-fi shit coating.The sci-fi is just magic. It would be less gay if they just called it magic.
Computer, greentext his post and attach a crying Wojak to it.
Computer, give me an analysis of this anon's genitals. Scan for signs of recent use.
to serve man
hasperatt
>>221907815they look like cold chicken wraps desu.
Computer. Make a Neelix Sitcom where he tries to make it big in the Big City.
>>221907939Should there have been more of a Cardassian influence on Bajoran cuisine? I mean Italians came over to America and invented pizza and brought it back to Italy and that only took like forty years.
Computer. Make a Neelix Sitcom where it tracks his journey of making it big in the Big City.
are we hype lads
>>221896493
>>221891767Rhodes who?
>>221908194
Computer, create a prestige drama a la HBO about Neelix going back in time to kill Alex Kurtzman to prevent NuTrek from happening.
Computer. Make an underdog sports movie where Neelix crashlands on a planet and helps Iceland make it to and win the world cup.
>>221908799Kim Rhodes
>>221908986I remember her now.Here is a picture of wht Kim Rhodes would have looked like had she been cast as T'pol instead of Jolene Blalock. The similarities are quite striking.
>>221909247Here's a full length version.
>>221908194I am hype yea.
>>221908194I don't watch anything that requires me to sign on to any kind of paid subscription.
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BELAY THAT ORDER
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>>221910195wtf who's this guy I don't recognize him from any Treks I've watched
>>221910469That's Picard in one of the stupidest episodes of TNG
>>221883722The Vidiians should've been completely eradicated. There would've been a concerted effort by everyone in the sectors they were working to destroy this demonic species who go around stealing body parts from everyone else.Unless the Vidiians somehow owned every media company in the region and could for their own narrative. Unlikely, since they can't pass for anything remotely sympathetic.
>>221910469Bro, how did you forget about Korgano?
>>221910469That's Dexter Jettster
>>221909626I think people who do are stupid as shit.
>>221910725he looks nothing like picard
>>221911011You need to have your eyes examined.
>>221911011They just let anyone post in here, I see.
>>221911237>>221911275you guys are trolling right? I know what Picard looks like and that is not Picard.
>>221911744Cigars are top shelf.I walk around my Mansion's Misty Garden with a cigar and my Tall Red Haired Wife, who has prominent front teeth and prominent clavicle, in my arm.
Ok, The Thaw is pure Kino.
What's for breakfast, /trek/?
>>221911825>Drat.Such a great ending.
star trek
>Alright Ensign, what have you got for us?
>congratulations lil nigga your species are shit farmers no one cares about now get off the wonder ship have fun don't forget to write (literally LOL)
>>221916338icheb is my spirit animal
>>221909247I wonder if she would have done the shower scene.
>>221916802I really feel for the kid. His response to learning he was a bioweapon was to worry if his parents would forgive him for not detonating. Christ.
>>221916805>tfw no vulcan tomboy space elf girlfriend
imagine making star trek sex with shran about digits or that stupid reddit meme of "the game" and not what the meme ought to be about:de most, de MOST sexy man
>>221917835im glad at least you get me
>>221908775Jesus christ.
>>221910725Besides Brent’s embarrassing overacting the episode wasn’t that bad. The premise of having the ship being overwritten by an alien culture was neat. The big mistake was making the alien culture technologically advanced enough to overpower the Enterprise computer but be otherwise stone age savages. It would have worked if the aesthetics of the overwrote Enterprise was alien but still advanced like the Iconian sets.
should've been a different mask desu
An Andorian, a Tellarite and a Vulcan walk into a barThe human bartender sells them democracy and steals their cultureDoes that seem right to you?Down with the Federation!
I swear this board is getting more retarded and the arguments even stupider. I made the mistake of venturing out of /trek/ today and let me tell you, our retards in here look like Starfleet Academy graduate enlightened humans compared to the mouthbreathers out there posting right now.
it was a mouthbreather hazard
I like Star Trek
>>221910469um acktually sweaty that's noted Voltron pilot Kwetwores Vaginismus, although he has a tortured secret identity.
>>221920394I love Starfleet
I love that the trekkie fandom now includes rick & morty fans
>>221921081>L... Look at me <buuurp> Morty, I'm a Starf <burp> Starfleet Captain!
>>221921081Little children have always been attracted to cartoons.
>>221921081It's done a lot to dispel the myth that Star Trek fans are generally intelligent.One thing I've realized since 2015 is that all of the good episodes of Star Trek are not made for everyone. Maybe 20% of the people watching really get it and the other 80% find other things to like, such as "TNG is so comfy!"
wtf I love Israel now
>>221922553It must be a curse to be a woman and to be that hot for maybe like 6 years of your life and how much being that attractive can get you and then it's all rapidly downhill from there
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>>221921081>MORTY!>I TURNED MYSELF INTO A LIZARD MORTY!
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>there might be factory workers in China mass producing Ro Laren action figures right now>have a short list of toy companies in Wuhan used by Western companies to make all their plastic crapWe're gonna need black Vulcan wigs, clear tape to make our eyes look chinese, and some janitor costumes. In and out, keep our eyes on the floor the whole time. We escape across the Himalayas. Who's with me?
>>221924653I'm on it
>>221924653/trek/ meetup 2026, right before everyone was arrested for espionage
Enjoy NuTrek's last year at Comic Con, because Paramount is going to bleeding $750mil every quarter if the merger doesn't go through.
>>221925082As much as I hate to say it, I don't think Ellison really cares if he loses that much money.
>>221925167(((Ellisons))) might be billionaires but no billionaire has billions in liquid assets. Paramount: the corporation will be footing the bill. And that will result in fewer movies, fewer shows, mass layoffs.
>>221924992>Black faceHow were they not stripped of their ranks for this.
>>221910789The guy who runs a 1950s diner on Coruscant, that sells Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes?
>>221925552I'm so glad trek didn't become shit like Star War
New episode of Strange New Worlds in 3 days! Kino is back on the menu!
>>221926912if they don't open with the puppet one then they're poseurs.
>you guys liked comedy trek so half of SNW is comedy episodes
>>221927689its actually been a slow rebranding to parody for SNW. after its all over we'll still say it sucks but instead of defending it as serious trek theyll say we dont get the joke.
>>221927689Most people stopped watching back in 2017. The trannies liked Lower Decks so the powers that be decided to make all of Star Trek like Lower Decks, which means cringe, memberberry-riddled and gay.
Damning.
>>221927971IT'S TREMAINE
>>221928022NOW THIS IS STAR TREK!!!!
r u ok?
>>221927929>Frakes with no beardTells you all you need to know
>>221928391>If I was on that ship with those kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class turbolift.
>>221883722Sex with Jean-Luc
>>221929095I really don't like the MovieTrailercore look to this.
>>221929736Kurtzman's ten year contract is ending in August, there's one more season of SNW and Academy each already filmed.Don't trust anything you read on this site.
>>221929736It is canceled. There's another season of Starfleet Academy in the can as well that they're yet to release.It's the new Hollywood scam -- filming multiple seasons at once to try and lower production costs and prevent actors from demanding more money/withholding their services as leverage.It's why an abortion like Starfleet Academy gets two seasons.
The VOY episode up next in my watch is S2 Sode 24 'Tuvix'.I've anticipated this episode since before watching VOY. It is finally here.
>>221929955Enjoy!How did you enjoy Meld?
>>221930060It was a good sode. I liked the episode S2 19 'Lifesigns'and S2 23 'The Thaw'
>>221929836
>>221883733This is rape because photons can't consent.
>>221930599I don't consent to your belief
>>221927875I've never understood why subhumans and freaks of all kinds got the idea stuck in their heads that they "deserve" representation in every facet of life to the point that they literally drown out everyone and everything else.
>>221931017The actor who played Okona would have been a better 'future Wesley' version. Both have round faces.
>>221931017we need tranny vulkans,, sorry it's only logical
Autism -the show
>>221927875>The tranniesRent free
>>221930599You don't go to prison for raping holograms, you just get a light sentence.
>>221931017>I've never understood why subhumans and freaks of all kinds got the idea stuck in their heads that they "deserve" representation in every facet of life to the point that they literally drown out everyone and everything else.Then why do so many chuds complain there aren't any White men on TV?
>>221891767I hated that voyager episode she was in and her acting was awful
>>221931082>we need tranny vulkans,Maybe to feed the feral sehlats...
>>221931833What a ridiculous question. Are the White people in the room with you right now?
>>221891767
>>221930653
>>221931036I just now realized that his shirt had a rainbow stripe across the front. So was he supposed to be gay all along, or was TNG made before the homosexuals adopted the rainbow as a symbol of their perversion?
>>221922553Horse faced whore looks like Jerry Lewis in drag.
>>221933010that's not really a rainbow it's only the 3 primary colors
>>221932868>What a ridiculous question. Are the White people in the room with you right now?No, the gweilo brings bad luck to us
>>221933010>I just now realized that his shirt had a rainbow stripe across the front.It was the color of all three divisions to show he had the potential for anything, you homosexual-obsessed closet case.
>>221933820This is just Shadowheart with no tiara and retarded facial featuresdoesn't look vulcan at all
>>221929636that's not picard. picard is bald. that guy is wearing a hat.
>>221933010That's not a rainbow, that's the flag of Armenia. So, even more gay
>>221933820>ai sloppa i can't fap to this
>>221934327leave your bigotry on the bridge, ensign. theres no place for it in your quarters
alright guys, watching VOY S2 S24 "Tuvix"
I can't believe Zek is fucking dead bros
>>221936098DS9 utterly massacred the Ferengi by the end of it. I like how they fleshed the Ferengi out but then they erased them. They built them up and then tore them down.
this is going to be kino
someone post something
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>>221937521I've been busy watching thread drama on another board
>>221937521Something... in the way... she moves.Attracts me like no other lover...
>>221937521Alright, check out this hot webm of Kira.
>>221937521I'm just thinking about the Enterprise-J
>>221938324This is a retarded design. Making the ship flatter just means you're giving yourself less decks and less space internally -- literally what is the point? You don't need a slightly smaller target profile in the vastness of fucking space.
>>221934366Belushi. Always hated that fucking degenerate, and everything he represented.
>>221938433In canon this shp, the Universe class, is so large you need site to site transporters to get from one side to the other. It was more of a mobile space station that can also travel through time
>>221938600>Ancalgon the Black, the Ship
>>221931817
>>221938433And what is the diameter of the saucer section? It's fucking huge, and you have no idea how many decks it has.
We're watching the battle of discordia prime, when the tranny forces where defeated and they where finally driven back to their dimension (hell)
>>221938669Yeah I didn't realize it was some absolutely absurd scale breaking retard ship
>>221938710>OUR PRONOUNS ARE XE/XI!
>>221938710>where
>>221938973Alright, get in the crate faggot
>>221938710>>>/toy/11852118
>>221939264kek. saved
>>221939264You couldn't find a matching uniform for the first panel?
>>221883722https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7pfV1s4oNQ
>>221939264Try posting a darker pic next time. I can almost see who the hell that is.
>>221939264based>>221940505get your ocular implants checked, laforge
>>221937521I like it when they say "fuck" in the new showsSo funny haha
>>221938600Zefram Cochrane's Phoenix would crash into that blue orb and blow the whole thing up. Pssshhh, nuthin personnel, kid
>>221940772>personnel
>>221941228
Allamaraine, count to four
>>221938612what is the glaurung of star ship designs
>>221939264
>>221941883and then three more
spock you green blooded hobgoblin half breed mongrel
>>221942488what as mccoys problem
i think they know i'm gay. wat do.
>>221942576That was an example of the Earth custom known as "banter," Mr. Spock.
>>221942576It's worse than that Jim. His rhythm is gone!
>>221942785hasperat and banto poodoo
>>221943607how did this fucker live to 150 when he was looking like that only 3 years after the end of tos
>>221943857Turnabout Intruder takes place in 2269Encounter At Farpoint is set in 2364So that's 95 years in continuity
>>221943926Go on.
>>221943926No I was saying McCoy went from Turnabout Intruder to TMP and looked (in my opinion) quite rough. I was just using a picture of old man mccoy because I find it funny.
>>221944043Not much of an issue, we're all aware of how aging works and that these are actors. If you want some kind of lore explanation there's many alleys to bark down, such as his refusal to teleport adding up to countless seconds of faster aging that his peers and the transporter buffer/biofilters not passively regenerating his genome each time he beams.
>Seven will never give a presentation to the senior officers on how dumb you are kanar, neelixleave the bottle
You should be able to solve this.
>>221944043DeForrest Kelly and Doohan were 10 years older than Shat-sama and Lenny
>>221944179far too autistic post
>admits she only got through the academy because of attitudes toward Bajor after the occupationDUKAT STATUS:V I N D I C A T E DINDICATED
>>221944646>Lennyalways looked significantly older than billy
>>221944646And yet Nimoy lived more than 10 years after both of their deaths, and Shatner is still somehow kicking.
>>221944402simple two-body, I'm pretty sure this is a straight up copied example from "Fundamentals of Astrodynamics" which is a classic aerospace textbook and required reading for anyone learning to do anything in aerospace.>e=0.5 Elliptical>p=2.25 DU>a=3 DU>r_a=4.5 DU>r_p = 1.5 DU>h= 1.5 DU2/TU>Specific Energy= -0.166_7 DU2/TU2solved using a bootleg cracked R from over 10 years ago
>>221944696Younger people outlive older people? Call temporal mechanics!!
>>221945001are you retarded
>>221945443people age, get over it
>>221945443What?
Unless you're physically engaging with something (engineering... tailoring?) aren't the majority of jobs on the Enterprise basically desk jobs? And with customisable LCARS displays and everyone wearing comm badges, do you even really need to leave your quarters? I wonder what the 24th century view on remote work is...
>>221945618Your en-suite terminal won't have any specialized equipment attached unless you request and install it, which is cringe and also unhealthy. I don't see any of the jobs aboard Enterprise being especially well suited for remote work, especially considering "remote" would be a 15 minute trip away at best.That being said, station personnel is probably called to remote join specific meetings on starships lightyears away constantly to effectively use their expertise while also giving them far more spatious, specialized labs and offices.Which on screen starship job do you think could be done mostly remote?
>>221937521dead franchise
for me its dirty diana
>>221945988>"It wasn't what I hoped it would be. I thought it would be wonderfully inventive and wonderfully creative, and I found it was not any of those things, but it did give me Trekkies. I love Trekkies. I find them very dear."
Snow worlds are drastically underutilized
>>221945699>Which on screen starship job do you think could be done mostly remote?vibe coil harmonic realignment
>>221947030Paramount films near LA and Toronto, most other scifi near VancouverMore scenic snow in BC especially toward Kamloops/Whistler
>>221945988They should've apologized to her
>>221947030Hercules in space Canada
>>221883768>transparent green cymbals from NemesisI kek'd
>>221947030we had this intensely kino scene in DS9 when Odo was trapped in an icestroid with Weyoun.Also in ENT we saw Andoria.
>>221947097She insulted them a little bit
>>221947501they weren't trapped they were trying to hide from Jem'Hadar
>>221947717they deserved to be insulted. bunch of jerks
>>221947717No she didn't They all treated her like crap because she was Gates' replacement and resented her for itBut she was gracious about it and didn't even want main cast billing
>>221896152>The blanket has to be shiny so you know that it's the future.>>221896493>how they always felt the need to upgrade even the simpliest devices, because "iTs ThE fUtURe".Except for all those times they didn't. Trek loves the idea people are playing regular instruments and painting with normal paint. They have normal dances, they still eat staples from our age. Hot chocolate and ice creams are more prevalent than Romulan ale. People still care about actual physical books.>>221896620>>Racketball? No, it's FUTURE RACKETBALLBut they had several episodes devoted to baseball. Holodeck adventures involved doing normal shit like skiing or kayaking or playing tennis. Regular tennis. It's not exactly a subtle point that people in the Star Trek future have a weird obsession with traditionalism and preserving culture, I'm not sure how you didn't pick up on it.
Something about Neelix's makeup in the first season is weird
Kino on the telly right now
>>221949165>>221929636something always made me completely disregard any star trek parody even when I was still little and decades before the cringe word was even invented and normally I'm quite easy to amuse.guess it's the autism that always got the best of me>why do they always fuck up the relatively simple uniforms? why do comedians always mix up star trek and star wars?
>>221949783But the love boat parody was good.
>>221949783>why do comedians always mix up star trek and star wars?Comedians are usually the normalest of normalfags and love to sneer at those silly sexless nerd losers. Combining Star Wars and Star Trek was always the cruise control for making both nerd crowds kinda butthurt and also was easy because they didn't have to read up on details like costumes and so on.
>>221949866I've legitimately never seen someone mix up star trek with star wars.
2-year anniversary of the Bell riots.
>>221949968the high class in that episode had a cool style.
>>221949968Potatosisters...
lads i showed my friend a picture of seven of nine and he just responded "built", is it actually over or what...
make new
>>221949968Even in Star Trek, you kill one black guy, and America burns...
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>>221949930Star Trek vs Star Wars HD : The Final Empirehttps://youtu.be/2Nn0QybLFWI
