Skinny Dipping at Crystal Lake Editionprevious: >>221869675
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
Last thread had a bunch of posts nuked
Dead thread.
>>221887176cuz the last one is still going
>>221887192Going hwere?
>>221886073Horror is Satanic. Don’t watch it dammit.
wtf you guys said the Cronenberg was boring now, crimes of the future was KINO.classic weird cronen-machines, gratuitous nudity, star actors - also like my favourite of his The Brood it had a plot that I had no idea where it was going until it pulled one out at the end like a magic trick.not for everyone but this is one of my favs of the decade.
>>221886292Is this what she did irl?
>>221886292I will now add Prophecy to my list.
>>221887244
>>221887900>"The Haunted Palace"Starts with an Edgar Allan Poe quote -- just to be pretentious, the film has nothing to do with Poe but is based on "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward", "The Color out of Space" and "The Shadow over Innsmouth" by H.P.Lovecraft.Great sets, but that's about the only thing that can be said about that movie.
>>221887900>The cutest girl is only in the introMany such cases.>>221888163They were cashing in on the Poe adaptions which had been a money maker for them.To each their own, I thought it was kino.
>>221888163>Starts with an Edgar Allan Poe quote -- just to be pretentious, the film has nothing to do with P-- OOAHH! AHHHHH!!!!
>>221888250kekgot em
>>221888216I had seen "The Haunted Palace" when I was very young, and it made an impression on me. Later when I re-watched it I had already read Lovecraft and found it was a cheap mish-mash of many of his ideas. The sets are great, the acting is very good, it has Vincent Price in it, and the cinematography is also decent. I guess on second viewing I was just disappointed because I liked the stories from which the ideas had been taken better than the movie.Also I never got the appeal of the Poe "adaptations" by Corman. Poe was an early writer of "the macabre", but pretty tame even by 1960's standards. At first I thought maybe Poe is the only American author they know of, but later thought that can't be it. So it was probably just a combination of a well known name plus that the statutes of copyright had expired and the stories were in the public domain and therefore available at no cost at all.
>>221886073>>221886233Me on the left.
>>221888351>what's the raven doing>he's just standing there... menacingly!
>>221888418Kek.
>>221888418>>221888450Early Treehouse of Horror is required October viewing.
>>221888791Some of the later ones are funny, too. But the early seasons are just gold.
Just finished. All right, it was a few hours ago, but I needed to tap after. This was a fucking fantastic event. Two classic Dohler movies introduced by the Count with a panel between of actors and behind-the-scenes folks from both movies, and even a blooper reel after the double feature. Cool stories, awesome for me to see some of these people in person.Alien Factor is great regional no budget ($3500 in 1976) cinema where a spaceship lands outside a small town and the released aliens cause bloody mayhem. Has at least THREE monsters, beat that shitNight Beast is a straight remake only with more money, Evil Dead style, except they knock it down to just one alien. Great effects, hilarious acting. Dick Dyzel who plays the Count was in both movies as the same character.This was where I got my Leanna Chamish selfie.
>>221889497The delicious Eleanor Herman who was in both movies and is a regular of the Count Gore universe. I've seen her in person too but never met her
>>221889531She's a sexy old lady now
>>221889497haven't seen either but I like that sort of schlock. sounds like a fun event.
>>221889636Alien Factor is where this classic meme image comes from
Is /hor/ into creaturekinos?
>>221889682kek. I recognize it.
>>221889696https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhd0wOACwQg
>>221889696The final boss monster in Alien Factor was this cool super imposed claymation beast
Evil dead burn was utter dogshit. Femoid trauma slop needs to die
>>221887474No, the jews murdered her for some reason.Harley Pasternak. He's been memory holed. He was a personal trainer to Britney, as well as to Ellen Page.
which ones are worth a watch?
>>221890207depends what you're looking for.1 and 2 are straight gore porn, fake snuff.3 and 4 are slapstick comedy with gore.5 is a grim science fiction fantasy, 6 is an unintentionally goofy one.2 is my favorite.
In case you haven't already seen it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LNzJKHR3yM
>>221887232That retard is so fucking stupid lmao
>>221890207I've only seen the mermaid one but it was good But stay away if you can't handle multi-color oozing pus shooting out from wounds
>>221887900boomers would look at her and say "Damn, that's a sexy haircut".
>>221888163How is quoting Poe pretentious? Poe is pop culture that Americans read in school.
>>221892752As I said: The entire movie had nothing to do with Poe at all. It's like showing a picture of Iron Man and then proceeding to show a 3rd rate Troma film.
>>221892871They probably chose a Poe quote because they wanted a quote with a spooky vibe and he's a recognizable horror figure.
>>221892935I just looked it up. They've taken the plot from three Lovecraft stories but the TITLE from a poem by Poe. Just the title, nothing more. That's why they probably had an excerpt from that poem at the beginning of the movie.I still call that a pretty lousy way to trick the audience into buying a ticket for the theatre.
>>221893088but lovecraft is more recognizable than poe for the average audience, that doesn't make sense
>>221893127Maybe not in 1963. Lovecraft wasn't very famous when he was alive or in the years after his death. It took a while. In fact, "The Haunted Palace" (1963) was the first very loose Lovecraft adaptation, "Die, Monster, Die" (1965) the first real adaptation that was close to the source story and not just taking a motif or an idea from Lovecraft.
>>221893127>>221888163there is an overlap between lovecraft and poe fanspeople who like lovecraft's stuff tend to also be aware of poe
>>221893088>I still call that a pretty lousy way to trick the audience into buying a ticket for the theatre.Corman knew how to make a profit lol>>221893127>lovecraft is more recognizable than poe for the average audienceI don't think so, at least not in the US. Maybe "Cthulu" as a pop culture monster nowadays is bigger than Edgar Allen Poe, but the average person is still more likely to know Poe by name than Lovecraft.
>>221893238>Corman knew how to make a profit lolThey had a documentary about Corman on the Franco-German culture channel once, unfortunately I only caught the second half of it. But it was wild. They interviewed former crew members and stars and they told stories about how for example they would start shooting at a place and then the cops came and everybody would grab their gear and just run, because Corman was too cheap to pay for a proper permit.All in all Roger really had a talent to make a cheap production kind of work. For example he was hired to film "Captain America" only so that the rights to the IP wouldn't expire, and I think he was given under 1 million dollars to do it. The finished film was instantly shelved and never released, but people who have seen it said it was impressive for how low the budget was.
>>221886073Quite an ass.
Chuds don't get ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSaU7CMQEX4
>>221894299>The uploader did not make this video available in your country.
>>221886073still didnt finish The Descent>woman sneaks up on her screaming friend that was just now fighting gollum and gets teamkilled>girl finds herself next to 3 gollums eating her friends corpse - somehow they can see the corpse but not the living gasping friend right next to itconsider my disbelief intact
>>221888163>anon discovers American International Nigga, they made ‘The Raven’ about a wizard duel.
>>221895068>wizard duelI gotta bump this up in my watch list, sounds kino.
>>221895068As a +8 Wizard, I can say with confidence that it definitely was not about a wizard duel.
>>221894642Yeah. Wasn't that also the one where >the girl who organized the trip threw away the map and decided to drop into a completely unexplored hole in the ground instead?>>221895068No, they were on on one of the back channels when I was a child. I just didn't think too much of them even back then.>>221895094Yeah, but you'll have to get through a whole film with an improvised script to get to the final scene. Also it's 1960s "special effects" that were available at a Roger Corman minibudget. Nice colors, though.
>>221888351Dude practically defined the horror literature genre and was considered a classic author. Not having to pay for his stuff was definitely a plus though.
>>221895155>Yeah, but you'll have to get through a whole film with an improvised script to get to the final scene.It’s Vincent Price and Peter Lorre shenanigans. It’s charming.
>>221895187Maybe in America, but in Europe there were definitely a number of French, English and German authors writing ghost and horror stories. Some of them definitely more spooky/scary than Poe's stuff. The very first horror movies adapted European stories like Dracula, Frankenstein and Werewolves. Then it seems the genre slept for a decade and came back with the youth culture of the 1960s, with teenagers wanting to go to the theatre or the drive-in for kicks every week. That is of course the era of Corman in the US and Hammer in England. Mainland Europe was more into crime at the time with a record number of neo-noir films and Edgar Wallace adaptions being filmed there.
>>221895155Yes, the girl had some dumb reason why she led them all into a "completely new and undiscovered" cave. Honestly the movie was atmospheric in the buildup but not very subtle and a bit too many foreseeable jumpscares. CBA finishing it
need her so fucking bad brehs
is heretic good
>Bear fumbled Sarah just because she's Asian, has tattoos, and has facial piercings
>>221895937They killed her off way too early. I knew the film wouldn't recover after that.
>>221895937if it was a 2013 deadite she'd attack more
>>221895937Hate how this movie didn't have a scene of an exit being obstructed. The carseat headrest scene was perfect for it but nahhh we have to go out of our way to subvert everything this movie :)))))))
>>221896211>Hate how this movie didn't have a scene of an exit being obstructed.Why?
>>221896064A tramp stamp in 2026? This bitch must make squishy noises as she walks around from all the semen leaking out
>>221896267because it adds to the dread of being stuck. and it shows the demons have much higher power than possession. usually it's a very impactful scene.
>>221896211Not copying scenes from prior movies isn't "subversion", dumb zoomer.
>>221896306>tramp stampIn my country they're called "arse antlers" because they often look like upside-down hunting trophies.
>>221896448I think Lee Cronin's The Mummy is more your speed
>>221894341poetry
>>221889497The Alien Factor is a fantastic Cinematic Titanic live show that is easily on par with the best of prime Mystery Science Theater 3000. I know for a fact that it’s on Tubi, and I think it might even be on YouTube.Rifftrax did Galaxy Invader too, and while it’s not as good as the aforementioned Alien Factor, it’s still prettt damn good. There’s several of the cast of Alien Factor who return too. The “totally-not-Jaws-mayor” from Alien Factor is a friendly scientist who wants to help rescue the alien from the evil rednecks, the alien hunter from Alien Factor is one of the evil rednecks, and the coroner from Alien Factor is the abused wife of the main evil redneck.
Any fun deep sea gigantism horror besides The Meg & The Beast series?
>>221896734there's a josh brolin and austin abrahms sea horror coming out next month. think it's called the whale or some shit. trailer before evil dead burn showed a little too much. full on scene of getting swallowed in the whale
>>221896734There was one year (1989) that had three major undersea horror movies: "Leviathan", "Deepstar Six", and I forgot the other one.
Going to try and get to Kidnapped (2010) tomorrow morning. I have another movie planned too, but it's not horror.
>>221889941and kanye
probably the most homoerotic 90s christian horror film i've seen
>>221897082>homoeroticNot at all. Are you a homo and are imagining these things?
>>221897149brother, there are men literally kissing and licking each other
>>221897173That's what communists from the Warsaw Pact did. That's what French people do daily. Neither are gay.
For me it's>Scary.Movie.2026.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL>Scary.Movie.2026.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL>Scary.Movie.2026.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHELIf you're poor it's>Scary.Movie.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo>Scary.Movie.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo>Scary.Movie.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGoIf you're a 3rd worlder it's>Scary.Movie.2026.720p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo>Scary.Movie.2026.720p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo>Scary.Movie.2026.720p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGoNo scene DV + HDR release yet
Realistically, how do you finish her off for good?
Return to Silent Hill (2026) - what changes could you have made to fix it?
>>221896593https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1gXRXrPEKlgTis on tube
>>221898054More sexy monsters
>>221898513Is that from Silent Hill? Or another movie?
so that's why the piston flesh room was less than 5 minutes long
>>221898603
>>221898548Its from Return to Silent Hill
>>221896064She’s also fatThat’s the I-have-nothing-to-offer-pose btw.
>>221898513goddamit I'm here to get scared not be aroused
>>221897791rich people would buy the movie
>>221899225Shut up
>>221899444I respect the trips, but you mean financially irresponsible people.
>>221897222It is things whites do.
>>221897149>not gay, bro
>>221900052You’re definitely replying to a gay>but but what IS woke????
>>221896734There's Tentacles and a bunch of 00's -10's syfy slop.>>221896921The RiftAlso Lords Of The Deep and The Evil Below, all ripping off The Abyss.
>you finally get a good look at the slasher>it's literally a soldier from Jin-Roh / The Wolf Brigadecool ass movie, I like it
Evening Harperbros
>>221900091I don't ask what woke is because I know woke won. Tenfold at that kek.
>>221886292
>>221897791I was checking how this did against the others and was jumpscared by SM2 being that lowhttps://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/the-scary-movie-franchise-ranked/2 was my fav as a kid
>>2219010632 is underrated. It went more on the stupid side compared to 1, but it doesn't go too stupid like some of the other sequels.
>>221900913You’re gay.
>>221901360Sent that fag flying
>>221901360I'm not, but if I was I wouldn't hide it
>>221901970>t. leftist homo
>>221898886She won two gold medals at the Winter Olympics. You're a mediocre white male.
>A scientist taints his mother's scientific experiment with his own drug that transforms pain into a pleasurable experience.place your bets, will there be incest?
God bless whoever posted the REAL banned movie list where I included Zac Amico lmao >>221885311
Banned movies on /hor/>Terrifier 2&3>Obsession>Megan 2.0>Terrifier 4>Bring Her Back>Talk to Me>Midsommar>Army of Darkness>It Follows>Babadook>28 Years Later>Phenomena>Abigail>Longlegs>Longlegs 2>Hereditary>Sinners>Henry>Barbarian>Gremlins>Gremlins 2>Day of the Dead>Dawn of the Dead>Night of the Living Dead (both)>The Return of the Living Dead>Return of the Living Dead Part II>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)>A Nightmare on Elm Street series>Leprechaun series>The Fly (1986)>Nope>Angst>Oddity>Lair of the White Worm >Night of the Demons 2>horror-comedies>VHS series during the month of October>feminist horror is also banned*>the entire animation genre is also banned*>all of David Cronenberg’s films*
>Dislike ONE popular feminist movie>Career instantly ruined
After watching F13 new blood I realise how much damage trying to give the audience a main character to root for does to a series.
>>221902807>I'm sorry if you were offended, libtard!It's hilarious these dumbasses can't make a real apology and take the L.
>>221903035True he's pretty retarded for not just ignoring them, but also canceling someone over fucking movie opinions is also retarded. But I guess thats what happens when you have a twitter tab open in the background 24/7/365
Many people are saying that Hokum will be banned from /hor/
>>221903233It might be banned soon.
>>221903233Horror movie for women
Best version available so far>Scary.Movie.2026.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265.DUAL-C76>Scary.Movie.2026.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265.DUAL-C76>Scary.Movie.2026.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265.DUAL-C76
FF13 Series seems roastie coded af. Gonna focus too much on Jason’s roastoid mom.
>>221900913Scary Movie ended woke though
Milfs in Crystal Lake V
>>221902450This is the list
>>221903774Yeah, it is gonna talk about trauma and grief and other woke nonsense.
>>221903905This is>>221902483
>>221903861>search this>find a hookup site for a milf in Crystal Lake IllinoisUh based
>>221886073God I wish I had the sexual differentiation of either of the people depicted here. Instead I am a chud, anatomically somewhere between a stalker from half-life 2, and a character from my 600 pound life.
>>221904018Too old
>>221903970Wrong, this is >>221902450
>>221903030The Tommy trilogy is mostly solid at least. 6 causes issues with the original Jason concept due to the zombie stuff. An anthology of camp / in the woods slashers would have worked better after 4, but the series overall is still very entertaining.
>>221903843>ended woke by being a terrible and forgettable movie
>>221902483Thanks. I was looking for it. I am going to save this list and post when necessary.
I wouldn't watch the new scary movie even if Anna Faris gave me a blowjob to.
Good movie.
Bleh frens, BLEH
bleh...
Official /hor/ banned movie list>X (2022)>Lowlifes>Swallow>Skinamarink>Suspiria (2018)>Black Christmas (2019)>I Saw the TV Glow>Firestarter (2022)>Pulse (2006)>The Exorcist: Believer>Hippopotamus (2018)>Halloween Ends>Manos: The Hands of Fate>The Invisible Man (2020)>Zac Amico's Midnight Spook Show>A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)>Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
>>221905964There's gonna be a sequel so I guess we'll find out what is up with the lil red demon
>>221907684BasedThank you for posting it again.It's important to remember the other list is fake and compiled by that homosexual tranny lover.
>>221907414Low energyYou need more blood
Finally watched Obsession, pretty fantastic movie. It hits hard if you've been in a relationship like that before. I was surprised by the comedic moments too, it gave me a few good laughs.
>>221908134You’re a betamale?
>>221908329Have you never dated a bitch with BPD?
>>221908134I think the thing that confuses me about discussions is nobody brings up how much of a manipulator Nikki was pre-wish
>>221908346Wanna know why anyone would have a bitch with bpd? Cause they didn’t have a bunch of other girls lined up. So you have to put up with her shit and bpd. Her bdp is the price you pay for fucking her. And I don’t pay.
>>221886073What a whore
Hopes and expectations for Crystal Lake?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lZ2ZenuCGc
>>221908824I'm looking forward to it and hope that it isn't shit.
>>221908945It will be work and female coded.
>>221908824I just want it to be good. I'm more interested in a new Friday the 13th movie with Jason in it though. I just want fun slasherslop
>>221908393The entire movie is about Bear being the literal manipulator.
>>221909042Dawg what. He was also a victim.
>>221909042Shut up
>>221909042He was just your average male and she was just your average girl who couldn’t do better but thought she deserved better.
>>221909042>OOPS I DROPPED MY CRYSTAL DOWN THE DRAIN(she knows he's gonna buy her a crystal cause he's a simp)>DOES ANYONE HAVE MONEY? :(((((hehe, thanks for the money, i'm giving to a homeless dude! look how much of a good person I am. you thought I needed the money? nope!)>i'm fucking your friend for 2 years now and you don't even know it! can I get a ride home btw? i also told sarah I think of you as a brother but I'm going to ask you if you have a crush on me
>>221909140And he got all friends killed
>>221908134Nice guys.
>>221909506Do you think he knew that was going to happen? He didn't think the wish would even work.
>>221909498I find it weird that his best friend was trying to set him up with his human fleshlight
>>221909498All nothingburgers
Hello, working class. Weekend over and I will see you guys next week. Bye!
>>221909613See you next week! Really enjoyed your company once again.
>>221908346He hasn't ever felt the touch of someone who wasn't his mother
>>221909582nikkis an asshole. prob why her dad doesn't like her.
>>221909613I only work weekends
>>221909526>men incapable of accountability
>>221909042anon can't grasp the idea that more than one person can be a manipulatorshe's a manipulator and her manipulation tactics got amplified to insane levels when he made the wish that she would love him more than anything
>>221909613Bye
>An early cut of the film kept receiving the note that Bear wasn't sympathetic enough and that he didn't do enough to try to end the curse. This led to Barker doubling down in reshoots to make it explicit that Bear isn't meant to be sympathetic. One such scene was the post-haircut scene, which was written and shot with the goal of making it clear that Bear only wants the relationship to work, not to help Nikki.>Johnston came up with the idea to have Bear try to make himself vomit up the pills after chickening out of overdosing, to drive home the idea that in the end, Bear is too much of a coward and truly only thinks of himself.
>>221909042It's not his fault the wish worked. Nikki is a typical woman who can't take responsibility for her own actions. It's insane people think Bear has to kill himself, why should he die out of the two.
>>221910112Zoomers are a lost generation
>>221910190Modern females hate men and really just going all out. They know this won’t last. Females instinctively know men are weak atm and are just enjoying it as much as possible before we all reset again. You would have to be the most blind and dumb person to think female’s role in society right now is the natural order of things.
>>221910495I have no problem with girl’s enjoying the current state of things but a lot of them genuinely think they earned it or fought for it and that they are equal to men and all that. Very delusional among all age groups of females but all this does was reveal how 100% of girls all have a certain dislike and envy of men. Back then, they had to hide it, now they dont.
>>221909613See you next week
>>221886073I have been in love with Barbara since I was 11.
Ngl, this new Scary Movie is pretty good so far. Like it is actually good.
>>221910495You're the weakest, stupidest faggot I've ever met, don't reply to me dog
>>221910763Wrong barb but I'll forgive you
>>221910902>t. low test betacuck redditor
The message of Obsession is that the zoomer dating scene is literal hell and you're better off just avoiding it all together.
>>221911255Sure I can see that. Zoomer girls are poor and lazy and zoomer males are poor and lazy and both see no future for themselves.
>>221910763B5 Season 5 Patricia Tallman was hot af.
>>221911303I have legitimately considered getting into that show for she.
>>221911284Probably because we literally don't have a future because boomers fucked us over. That's the true horror, someone should make that a movie.
The 1980s is better than the 2020s. I was not alive in either decade.
>>221911376How gen Z of you lmao. Blame boomers. Total lack of self awareness
Watched picrelated last night. Interesting premise. WW1 is underused as a setting in general.Would have preferred a supernatural twist like the Germans opened a portal to Hell or something. The genetically-engineered worms that produce rage-zombies was kinda lame and the final villain was incredibly hammy. Also the chubby lead definitely didn't look like a man who just spent an entire year on the western front.
>>221911376All your comforts were invented by boomers. All the technology you guys use.
>Tfw you realize everyone ITT replying for the last couple hours would've gotten insta-banned on the obsession and/or horror reddits because 4chan, despite the heavy amount of bad faith shitposts and botting, is one of the only sites where you can have discussion without getting banned for wrongthink over a fucking movie opinionThe state of the internet discussion is pretty saddening.
>>221911553Yeah, here they wait until the thread's at post #315 to start moderating
>>221911553Woke isn’t welcome here
>>221911553The voting systems on those sites encourage group think as well. Don't need an argument when you have likes and hearts and shit.
>>221911553We have a few anons here keeping the woke, cucks and simps away.
>>221910190>It's not his fault the wish worked.It literally is his fault>Bear is a typical man who can't take responsibility for his own actions.ftfy>why should he die out of the two.He drew first blood.
>>221911667Yeah that an auto-mod can delete your posts before they even get sent out, yet they call 4chan and other sites like it "echo chambers" but they're not really echo chambers since as seen above people can debate and shit on each other. I wouldn't be surprised the obsession reddit has the sentence "Bear did nothing wrong" and all similar ones set to auto report and delete.>>221911615From what I've seen personally, the jannys here doing shitty stuff is mainly limited to the shit boards anyways like /v/, /b/, /pol/, gif/, and some popular /vg/ games. As opposed to reddit where every single relevant group probably has some auto delete the wrongthink script or mods acting like they're superheros
>>221908346KYS yourself, this is the dumbest forced meme I've seen in over 20 years on this site
>>221911553>I said the n-word on reddit>Now I'm banned from there and airing my grievances hereThank you anon, very cool
>>221911697kek trve
>>221908346here is what has happened to youyou either knew someone with bpd or was interested in someone who had bpdthey were very hostile towards you and when you found out what bpd and that they had bpd you came to the conclusion that any female person who was hostile towards you must have bpd because after all them not liking you is not evidence that there is something wrong with you no there must be something wrong with them
>>221911773That's like saying all the people in Wishmaster deserve to die. None of them think the wish will work and it's unreasonable to expect them to. Mens rea, lack of guilty mind.
>>221911816Go back
So much race mixing in the new Scary Movie.
>>221911816Nah I don't use reddit, but if I did I'd get banned for movie opinions before I'd ever get banned for slurs or other obscenities.
>>221911923Oh, I fuck black chicks all the time, cool!It is white men fucking black women that you mean by interracial stuff, right? Because it is super common
>>221911955Your opinions are reddit though.
>>221911958Go back.
>>221911955>ifStop creating scenarios in your head, lil bro
>>221911962Nah, if my opinions were reddit I'd say that Bear deserved to get burned alive in a barrel of used needles for daring to look at Nikki, and it would get 100k updoots and I'd be the post of the week.
>>221911962Eat shit faggot
>>221911979Nah, one you go black, you can't go back
>>221912028Cuck not welcome here
Remember: Everyone who disagrees with you on an anonymous imageboard is the same person who is just an asshole and everyone else here really likes you
Okay, I am sorry, I am the dumbest gayest nigger faggot on the planet. I'm this guy: >>221912028 Sorry for wasting your time, I'm gonna be black and gay somewhere else
Obsession would be a lot better if I could actually see anything in it. Movies look so dark now, I can barely make out shapes.
is obsession 4:3
>>221910112>you don't want to die?!>you fucking coward!!!
>>221912819>men should kill themselves for me because... they just should ok?!?!
>>221912767i cry ever tim
>>221912812>is obsession 4:3Yes. It's partially presented that way because Bear was originally supposed to have a fascination with watching old romance movies on his grandma's old TV. But it's also like that because Curry Barker is a huge fucking faggot.
>>221912767do they fugg?????
>>221913020I wouldn't mind Curry Barker doing it out of pure faggotry, but he has to know how to shoot a movie in the old style as well. My eyes could barely adjust to his zoomlighting.
Anyone ever watch Haze?I watched it a year or 2 ago and don't remember basically anything about it.was it any good?
>>221912819>>221912917Bear drew first blood, not Nikki
>>221913092What does that even mean. She did, literally
>>221913075Yes, it's good. The special features showing how he made it are also very good. He built the set inside of his tiny apartment and struggled so much to get things right while filming in that small, cramped, sweltering space that most of his cast walked out on him in the middle of the production, but he knew what he was doing with it so he continued on by himself until it was complete.I need to give it a rewatch now that you've mentioned it.
>>221913020It's 4:3 so it could be edited into tiktoks lol. Curry is such a zoom zoom
>>221913157Neat. You're welcome.
>>221913417I didn't say thank you*shoves you*"nigga"
>>221912812>>221913020>>221913217It's not 4:3, which is 1.33:1. He shot the movie in 1.5:1 for some odd reason. Should have just opened it up a little more and went old school 1.66:1.
>>221914417> He shot the movie in 1.5:1 for some odd reason.1:1 represents Bear and Nikki, the .5 represents the real Nikki on the side trapped in wish Hell
Now with 9 more minutes of footage>Scary.Movie.Extended.Cut.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo>Scary.Movie.Extended.Cut.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo>Scary.Movie.Extended.Cut.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo
>>221914518Good movie
They just added Tales From the Crypt on Tubi.
>>221914739Based
>>221902450Why the Pulse 2006 hate
>>221914911Because Kairo is incredible, and Pulse has kind of like a generic teen horror vibe.
BUMp
>>221915679Pass
>>221902173I'm not defending this girl exactly but isn't "?????" winning the fucking Gold Medal?
>>221915849It wasn't for you. It's only for straight men and not homosexual tranny lovers.
>>221915849this nigga GAY
Evil Dead Burn worth seeing at the theater?
>>221916178Nah
>>221914417>He shot the movie in 1.5:1 for some odd reason.It's the native aspect ratio of the camera they shot the movie with. They just stuck with the default instead of using it to frame for a more common ratio.>>221916178Not really. Easily the worst of the series.
>>221915679Is this obese or fat?
>>221916439Are you a fag or an insecure woman?
>>221916439Borderline obese, man. She’s at least overweight. >>221916490Cope.
>>221916439Have you told your parents you're gay yet?
>>221916625Will be adding this to the filter
I saw Hokum last night and it was a bit stale. Maybe the whole 'oh so spooky' horror movies that heavily rely on jumpscares just don't do it for me.I did enjoy the part where the protagonist was just left alone in the honeymoon suite and experience his own 'trip'. But the eventual motive of the bad guy was so lame.
>>221914518Someone post the 9 minutes instead
I kept wondering how they secured the band for such a low-budget scifi film, but I soon realized the film probably served as a vehicle to showcase several up-and-coming bands and make some cheap music videos out of it
>>221916890I thought the point of the film was that he was never actually saved from hanging so it was anticlimactic when it turned out to be a completely normal whodunnit.
>Kidnapped (2010)Spanish home invasion horror-thriller. It's a 4.5/10 and only the last 15 minutes or so are worth actually watching. Good opening scene, good last 15, but everything in-between just doesn't do it for me.
ITT: Sequels that are better than the original
>>221918373All I ever wantedWas to be somebody All I neededWas a truthful friendhttps://youtu.be/laJGqsRovVE
>>221918213Pic rel is also a Spanish horror with a similar theme and it's excellent. I had forgotten it exists but it's worth a watch if you haven't
>>221918466>director of REC 1, 2, & 4I'll add it to my list
>>221897082I never got into these, am I missing something? I was much younger then
>>221914778Can't Stain The Zane
>>221886073So when is Frogman Returns coming out?
>>221920132When they're done doing festivals and get picked up by a distributor or most likely pick a streaming service.
>>221920132I'm excited for this, first movie was awesome. I should research that desu, great comfy vibes.
>>221911851No, I literally couldn't do anything I wanted to do. She wanted full control over my life. She'd get upset if I even spent time with my family.
I should watch Terra Formars
>>221922187ngl, I really want a mime or clown gf.
>>221922220I had one but she refused to do the sexy time with clown makeup because it was "against clown code"
>>221922277>full house digitsNice.>against clown codeWhat is clown code?
>>221922277I mean to be clear I mean the egirl fetish kind, not a legitimate clown. That would be nice but I can understand a professional clown not being into that, but the kind of gf I'm imagining is basically only putting on the makeup for sex/fetish reasons.
Any actual horror podcast kino that isn't pretenious feminists and male feminist wank slop? Evolution Of Horror is garbage.
>>221922187>when you can tell this movie was directed by a man and would have been ten times better if it was directed by a woman.
>>221922590>podcastsask reddit you fag
>>221922590The problem is that all podcasts are inherently awful.
>>22192261110x0 is still 0, that movie sucks and somehow manages to get worse with every scene.
>>221922187I'm bad with technology, how do you get a 30 sec vid in that quality posted here ?
>>221923452It's really about the video more than anything. Pure digital with no grain/noise will compress A LOT better than something with grain/noise. The more static the scene, the easier it'll compress as well.
you guys watched undertone? I think it is pretty good
Thoughts /hor/?
>>221923821I found it boring
>>221924030why?
>>221918373The AI completely bungled that upscale
>>221924101Just a lot of nothing happens and it's another trauma-horror, which I hate.
>>221924017But we already had Taissa, why change?
>>221924521Literally who?
>>221918373Not that one