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Killing all women for my Prince Daeron

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>*teaches your kids some Dornish*

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>>221892932
rhaenys bros... we fucking won

>>221893058
>half mixed british accent
>bogged freak
PASS

Did Maegor do anything wrong?

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Robert Baratheon was based.
Lyonel Baratheon is based.
Raymun Fossoway is based.
Ormund Hightower is based.
Fuck the targs. Westeros belongs to the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men.

>Targs will never be an immortal God emperor who ascended to the stars

>>221893148
Maegor The Wise

>>221892932
>Yi Ti
Just read about this. Literally just fantasy China. GRRM is a hack.

I’m trying to write my own fantasy move atm and I’m trying to add in as many autistic references to /got/hotd/dunk/ as possible

>>221893169
Fuck Westeros
May the Others take the whole damn thing

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He comes....

>>221893214
>when it’s another black scene

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What are the leaks for this episode beyond Corlys dying

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>>221893214
No, no, no!

>>221893229
Helaena is a brothel queen while Alicent shakes her head and rhaenyra asks what would you have her do

>>221893258
>rhaenyra isnt crying
fake

>>221893229
I have no idea why you think corlys is dying

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Good morrow sers

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What did she mean by this

>>221893300
twitter

>>221893336
>gets every dragon killed

She’s very strong in the head

>>221893360
well they are wrong

>>221893336
I CLAPPED BECAUSE I KNOW WHO QUEEN ELIZABETH IS

>>221893194
Why, didn't fantasy England, fantasy Venice, fantasy Mesopotamia, fantasy Mongolia and fantasy Finland already clued you in?

>>221893148
He thought he could go up against the gods, that’s called hubris, and it’s always punished

>>221893455
And only a Valyrian punished him.

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I dont want him to go

>>221893529
Actors literally a jew

>>221893536
>white supremacy
>white nationalism
>brown
I guess that explain why 4chan like him so much.

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>>221893536
the character however isnt

>>221893562
And the character can't subscribe to basically all those ideologies because they don't exist in Planetos, so the image is retarded and as are (You).

>>221893562
Show Cole and book Cole are two completely different characters. The real Cole refused rhaenyras advances and was only mad at her for being such a whore, not because she rejected him

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>>221893595
yeah well, you're a fucking faggot and I'm not so how about that

>>221893604
>The real Cole refused rhaenyras advances and was only mad at her for being such a whore, not because she rejected him
not really tho that's just another muh ambiguous shit fat fuck pulled to avoid writing a proper book.

>>221893619
Not an argument.
Concession: accepted.

>>221893604
The real Cole got mad because she accidentally laughed at his small dick

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>>221893667
>NUH UH ACHTUALLY THERE IS NO WHITE SUPREMACY IN PLANETOS AND BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
fucking nerd

>>221893684
>b-but muh real life politics bleeding into Westeros...why don't you believe me REEEEEE
get wedgied

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>>221893336
Even my libtard feminist friends are getting mad at how the showrunners are depicting Rhaenyra.

In their attempt to make her loved by everyone, they make her loved by no one.

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I drank the Arbor Gold.

>>221893820
you know anon I don't think they are going to kill him with the arbor gold on the show...

>>221893336
Shes in her masculine yass queen eraaaa slaaaaay

>>221893018
>Egg is 3/4 Dornish
>Aerys is around 1/3 Dornish (and complains about the smell of Dornish people)
>Rhaegar is likewise around 1/3 Dornish
>Aerys married him to a Dornish princess
>Rhaegar’s kids are 2/3s Dornish
Why are Dornish girls like catnip to Targs?

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Elia Martell if she was alive circa 299 AC

>>221893336
The real quote is
>I know I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too.

Notice how they changed "I know" to "I may appear". fucking losers

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egg tart-garyen

>>221894233
It's also delivered irl in a far more impressive and "cinematic" (eurgh) manner than at desk having a melty

>>221893300
>I have no idea why you think corlys is dying
I dunno who else it could be, given that it's supposedly a very unexpected major death that doesn't happen at this time in the book.

>>221892932
what should i do, /got/?
i have a stray bitch in heat bringing other stray dogs to the area and they bark at night annoying me but i can't bring myself to hit her.
she ran away whenever she saw me but now the bitch just lies down and refuses to move.

>>221894488
black: let her fuck the dogs
green: rape the dog

I don't get why nobody questions Sweetrobin's real parentage when Jon was blonde and Lysa a redhead, but he has dark hair.

>>221894565
Because nobody else would want to fuck Lysa

>>221894565
Jon was blonde?

When are we getting Robert's Rebellion so we can see Targ shits get their just desserts?
Both sides in hotd are unlikeable trash

>>221894696
Probably never, too many battles.

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>"It was me, Rhaenyra! I seduced you into believing I had switch sides! I feigned ignorance on Aegon's location but had Lary's Strong take him away from King's landing to lick shit off of peasant boots in exchange for a full on foot job! I knew you would kill my father, thus further declining your mental health! He deserved it anyways for making me marry a manchild who bored me with his miniature collection! I hid all the thrones gold in Helena's cleavage to bankrupt your reign! I sent Aemond to Harrenhal knowing him and Daemon would both end up getting killed because Aemond would get stabbed and rescued by some manish looking witch! I sent Daeron to my uncle knowing he wouldn't be able to resist telling him about all his "race realism theories!" It was a setback that he died, but no matter, I had a plan B of course! I turned the people against you by whispering to the rats to spread my propaganda amoungst the city. And now that the common folk have turned against you and Aegon has returned, ill-equiped to sire children, the only path forward for succession is for Helena to marry a nobleman of pure Andal stock! My own family underestimated me, Rhaenyra, because like you I am a woman! But it was me who won in the end! Me! I was the mastermind all along!"
How would you react?

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NEW LEAK. LOCK IN

>>221894488
>strays
leave your third world shithole

>>221893529
that blackwood girl gonna end up killing him is she?

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>>221894757
This shit keeps getting more and more cringy.

>>221894717
this show's writers are so bad it hurts. the episode 3 king's landing drop in had me seriously considering just dropping it.

>>221894757
Halaemondbros GET IN!!!!

>>221894757
aegon 2.0 status? cucked lol.

>>221894757
kek thats why she will sudoku? fucking based

>>221894845
they're doing a better job than D&D post-season 6, and with about the same amount of material to work with frankly.

>>221894757
>daemon the rogue cuck, raiser of other men’s children

>>221894757
Literally every character is a cuck in this series, how do they do it

>>221894777
>Cole is surrounded and slays so many Blacks that the rest are too scared to face him
>"I am Ser Criston Cole! The greatest swordsman who ever lived! No man can kill me!"
>"I am no man!"
>"Alys Blackwood? A woman? Hahaha! Women are weak of body and mind! Now let me explain the truth of why women only get paid 70% of a wage a man and how they actually orgasim when rape-"
>*Alys teleports behind Cole* "It was her turn." *Winks at the camera*
>"NANI?!"
>*Cole screaming as he is filled with Alys arrows.* "NOOO AHHH PLEASE IM SORRY! YOU ARE RIGHT I'M A CHUD! I SHOULD HAVE VOTED RHAENYRA! WOMEN ARE STRONG, STUNNING, BRAVE, AND VALID! AHHHH!"

>>221893675
It wasn't that.he got mad she wasn't willing to leave the crown for him and run away were they probably would have been happy.

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>>221894757

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>>221894757
rhae rhae is gonna be a dad

>Let the ravens fly that the realm may know the pretender is dead, and their true king is coming home to reclaim his father’s throne.
My king...

>>221894757
another episode another cuckgon humiliation lmaoo

>>221895093
>picrel
Wtf is that?

>Viserys was nicknamed the Beggar King
>Daenerys was never called the Beggar Princess

Aegon is a bigger cuck than Jorah at this point

https://streamable.com/n6pm3y

what do?!

Aegon isn’t a cuck because he has no feelings for Haelaena. That’s why Robert isn’t a cuck either with Cersei. Bloodraven is a true cuck, cuz he really loved shierra

>>221895207
>Robert isn’t a cuck

>>221895207
you're a cuck

>>221895194
they/them are so fucking breedable

>>221895207
I mean, in a sense, he didn't want to marry Haelena and she even says he only fucks her when drunk

It's still an odd choice to make, narratively, considering Haelemond has like ONE scene supporting it

>>221895150
it's not her who did the begging

>>221894757
Please be real please please please I can't wait for her to die

>>221895207
>he has no feelings for Haelaena
Not true according to what aegon actor said

>>221895263
He has feelings of family but not romantic feelings

>>221894757
holy kino

>>221895260
kek if the leaks is true then I doubt they would let rhaenyra die the way she did in the book

>>221894757
This is just stupid, people would notice Rahenyra wasn't pregnant and then a baby popped up

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>>221895207
>yes someone else impregnated his wife b-but its not like hes a cuck
loool the absolute state of aegonbros

>>221895312
you dont get it bro he is heckin sigma!

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>>221894757
>the Green line survives through daemon cuckery
I KNEEL CONDAL

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>>221895143
the rightful queen

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can anyone post that image of pov larys handing you a blunt 'the realm needs you to lock in'

>>221894717
*shrug*

>>221895338
anon...

this webm brought to you by the writers of house of the dragon https://streamable.com/g8qjhk

>>221895347
>Freehold spends all the effort and magic(?) to build an overly epic Dragonstone fortress
>oh the village? yeah whatever, some huts and shit

>>221895347
How do you assault this? Like, what was Loras thinking?

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>>221894757
Can we start a petition to tie condals and hess's limbs to their bodies and then have both of them swung against a brick wall?

>>221895395
Well he ended the siege.

>>221895395
FUCK IT WE BALL
FUCK IT WE BALL
Probably

>>221893839
>asoiaf wiki
You mean branhub. The rape was good sansa topkek

>>221895347
fuck, I generated that on my work computer anon
let me see if I can log in remotely

>cute autistic innocent girl
>cheats
this show is a massive blackpill on foids. even rhaenyra cheats on daemon with that asian slut

>>221895483
The asian slut is Daemon's extension so technically she is kissing daemon

https://streamable.com/poqf8t

rhaenyra says she loves pegging

asian slut seems like a pointless character
she has nothing at all today except sit around sometimes being told to shutup by daemon
just kill her off or at least get her tits out
would like to see some more lesbinicious scenes with her and rhaenyra

>>221895395
ASOIAF art is inconsistent, goes from high fantasy extravagance (which doesn't make sense) or so low fantasy that it's literally that meme of peasants covered in piss and shit and misery

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>>221895347
there we go, it was still in my chatgpt

>>221895483
I think it's a combination of things
>Her son dead, Aegon didn't even hug her
>Aegon burned to a crisp, doesn't go out of his room
>He never loved her romantically
>Aemond probably always did
>He now has all the power
It's fucked up but I think it makes sense in context, it's just unnecessary and wasn't set up as well as they should have.

>>221895483
Literally who?

>>221895540
You're wrong anon, Aemond raped her because he is green.

>>221895538
What an awful image.

Hold up
is there legit ANY relevant female character in HOTD that doesnt cheat?
>Alicent fucks Criston
>Rhaenyra fucks Criston, Harwin, Daemon, moonboy for all I know
>Now Helaena fucks Aemond

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>>221895565
I mean, they could also do this kek, based Aegon and Aemond rapist brothers

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>WOWIE ZOWIE! my wife is having another son!

>>221895582
changed up the pasta?

all women cheat
you can deny it and be miserable
or embrace it by cuckmaxxing and youll be happier for it

Aegon has Tom Tangletongue now, it'll be alright Aegonbros

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>>221895608
>cuckmaxxing
or just cheat yourself
infidelity on the womans part is a justified reason to go fuck other women

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>>221895347
>>221895395
>>221895424
>>221895446
How many men could Stannis have even left to hold it?

He had around 1,500 fighting men left and Davos says he took that with him to the Wall.

How big could the garrison of Dragonstone possibly be?
Especially to kill 1,000 men under Loras.

>>221893310
The Realm's Delight!

What house should I play for CK3? I have only ever done Targs.

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>>221895540
i think this scene had romantic undertones, obviously they had sex after

>>221895347
is this ai or did ted paint this?

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>>221895616
Tom and Aegon cracking open some cold ones in the Red Keep romcom fucking when

>>221895483
>even rhaenyra cheats
Even? Did you miss how Rhaenyra is the first girl in the show to cheat on anyone?

you dont need many men to hold a castle

>>221895584
Rhaenys, Corlys BVC leash her well

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>>221895608
or you could her and chad killed and fuck their daughter instead

>>221895483
>even rhaenyra cheats on daemon with that asian slut
This doesn't count as cheating according to Condal

>>221895682
> or < 20?

>>221895649
A castle is a huge force multiplier
a garrison of a few hundred can repel or at least hold back thousands
look at the siege of malta 2.5k people pushed back 35k turks
and only 500 of those were knights, the rest were a peasant militia who were handed whatever they could swing

>>221895672
It's not cheating if you both agree to fuck other people

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THE RATCATCHERS

>>221895710
IDIOT

>>221895730
*IJIOT

>Whenever a Green is onscreen they need to be raping. And whenever they aren't onscreen all the other characters need to be raping instead.

>>221895664
I need to see Aegon with a Colt 45 tallboy in his hand.

>>221895682
Yeah but 50 is not enough to defend against 1000 even with a good castle, you can't even man the walls and the gates properly

Stop raping, ser.

He rode through the streets of the city,
down from his hill on high,
O'er the wynds and the steps and the cobbles,
he rode to a woman's sigh.
For she was his secret treasure,
she was his shame and his bliss.
And a chain and a keep are nothing,
compared to a woman's kiss.
For hands of gold are always cold, but a woman's hands are warm...

>>221895710
Would he have gotten his point across better if he hadn’t taken such a hostile tone?

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>>221895660
he's mostly known for his lotr paintings but he has some stuff done for asoiaf

>>221895705
Yeah but Dragonstone isn't going to have a few hundred. Stannis took almost every fighting man he had.

START THE DAMN RAPING BEFORE I PISS MESELF

>>221895767
He should have raped someone, for emphasis

>>221895747
We read the thread before posting duplicate information here.

>>221893169
>FUCK Targaryens.
>It's actually a Targaryen branch

>>221895777
Dragonstone isnt just a castle
there are towns, entire communities that live there.

>>221895792
The seed is strong

>>221895708
>tried to fuck Daemon
>fucked Cole
>marrying Laenor
>fucking Harwin
>begs Daemon to steal her from Laenor
bitch was always one big red flag lmao

>>221893169
>Ormund Hightower is based.
Not when his son is fucking his stepmother

>>221895805
House Strong has bred with House Targaryen blood for centuries

>>221895792
>Orys played a 300 year long game to overthrow his family because he was so mad about not being legitimised
Absolute brains on that guy, did what Daemon never could.

>>221895813
She is a whore, but the first actual case of cheating is with Mysaria

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>Problem?

>>221895790
>We

>>221895813
Better a red dragon than a black.

>>221895836
and it's not surprising at all
>even
lmao

>>221895836
Mysaria is just warged Daemon by extension so it's not cheating

>>221894717
>He deserved it anyways for making me marry a manchild who bored me with his miniature collection!
YOU DO NOT DISS THE MINIS, WENCH OF WHOREWOOD

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and speaking of impregnable fortresses, is it even possible to take the eyrie (let alone getting past the 3 gates) without some sort of betrayal/intrigue on the defending side

>>221895825
>not incest
>she's only 2 years older than him
>she wasnt the one who raised him so its not like fucking your mom anyway

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>>221893529
i dont want our chud to die ... its not fair bros

>>221895747
fake as shit

>>221895837
>men call me darkstar and I can't kill a little unarmed girl

>>221895805
>>221895833
house targaryen is a branch of house martell

>>221895868
>that perspective
Did Hitler paint this?

>>221895868
No. The end.

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>>221895868
not without dragons
You'd need to do some really sneaky shit

>>221895876
Look, we don't have anything on him. Let us have this.

How else are we supposed to trash talk a white western man opposing the incestuous schizo eastern tribe that lost its homeland?

>>221895868
Visenya did it with a dragon and her "feminine charms" IYKWIM

>>221895797
True, but I thought Stannis had already levied all the manpower they had at the beginning of his campaign. Or else wouldn't he have brought more men to the Wall?

>>221895868
It should be easy to starve them out. You can just wall up some mountain roads and they would have no food

Astaruku
Tarugarieh
Baratienu
Turri
Areh
Ranisturu
Maruteru
Gurei-Joi

>>221895876
>ermmmm akshually you just put step before the title and that makes it okay

>>221895868
Where is the moon door?

>>221895868
I'd impregnate the bitch

How do the Northerners feed themselves? It can't ALL be herding cattle like goats or cows or anything like it, right? It feels like it'd take eons to buy and transport grain from the southern regions. Could they even do any of this during the winter? I'm under the impression they can't.

>>221895868
The Eyrie is the most kino place in Westeros

>>221895933
leaving your own castle empty is a really dumbfuck move and a man with Stannis's credentials wouldnt do that

>>221895868
with conventional means and excluding a great number of climbers you would lose so many men that they would mutiny and you would not take it as your own soldiers would murder you for giving them stupid orders.

>>221895868
>without some sort of betrayal/intrigue on the defending side

To be honest this is how most sieges ended when attackers won

>>221895954
Bend over and spread your cheeks in front of a mirror, that's your moon door

>>221895878
they going to make his death a humiliation bro...

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Copulation with mommy Jeyne Arryn inside the Eyrie

>>221895956
alexander the great did it with aornos petra which is what martin is referring to

>>221895868
Can't you just siege it? Do they have access to food and water?

>>221895964
Historically weren't castle garrisons pretty small? Like a few dozens guys?

>>221895999
I need her to give me an unenthusiastic dry handjob

>>221895868
Yeah, you starve them

>>221895999
Imagine licking her pristine tight arsehole

>>221896010
In real life. But in Westeros lore, all castles have hundreds to thousands of permanent men-at-arms. GRRM isn't very good with economy.

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i want mommy visenya to overpower me and force me to mate with her for hours until she gets pregnant, invincible style

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>>221895999
whore

>>221895940
>>221896005
There’s a waterfall and the granary is as large as Winterfell’s for a castle that is a fraction of the size. There’s a reason they sit out every war: they’ve got the resources to not need to fuck about.

>>221895999
>>221896014
I want to get on all fours so she can give me the daily milking session dry handjob (if I have been a good boy)

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>>221895956
>

>>221896048
basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased

Is it really wrong to call Targaryens wrong for saying they're superior when they're basically normal like everyone, but have resistances to incest, can command scaly nukes and have a better heat tolerance? If everyone's a walking 20 dollar bill, a Targ is like a 20 dollar bill and 50 cents.

>>221896048
Aegon was just gay
How did he not give vissy 10 children at least

>>221896070
I suppose you could run a skeleton siege on it while actually successfully taking all their key vassal's territory. Leave them to rot up there.

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>>221893058

>>221896048
was it visenya or rhaenys that cuckolded Aegon?

>>221896107
shut up, Viserys

>>221896118
literally me bros

>>221894247
Icsh

Who should play Visenya when they make an HBO show about the Conquest?

>>221896107
>and have a better heat tolerance
That's not true

Anya Taylor-Joy would have made a much better Daenerys, honestly

>>221896119
Rhaenys was known to entertain herself with ministrels, bards, etc etc, though it was never confirmed if anything actually happened there

Visenya is unlikely (arryn shitposting aside)

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>>221894757

Just when you thought it couldn't get more stupid... it gets more stupid.

all Targaryen women are sluts until proved otherwise

>>221896144
This and me as Khal Drogon

>>221896160
At least that will explain the suicide considering she didn't gave a shit about her son and maelor doesnt exist.

>>221896138
>That's not true
20 dollar bill and 30 cents then.
>>221896127
No, get me more minis

>>221896138
>can tolerate hot, sweltering summers
>can tolerate baths that I would run from normally
seems correct enough to me

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>>221896205
lol

>>221896188
>20 dollar bill and 30 cents then.
Them being able to resist incest is solely due to plot, and the only thing they actually have is control of dragons which with characters like Nettles and the Dragonseeds is put into question how much of the control the nature of being a Targ and how much is nurture/chance

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>>221895999
CHECKED AND CUTE!

>>221896231
she looks like a fella in a wig

>>221896223
i said higher tolerance, not immunity

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>there's no house with a rabbit or hare sigil

Kind of surprising

>>221896231
Would you beg her with a tin cup?

>>221896240
you say that like it's a bad thing

>>221896205
From what I recall the only Targ who shows some heat tolerance is Danny with her hot baths and there are normal weirdos like that too

>>221896249
Watership Down is one of GRRM's favorite books too, it's strange

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>>221896240
this but picrel

>>221896265
Nothing sexier than plausible deniability

>>221896280
Egg loves the summer heat, Dunk and others don't

>>221896249
I made one for my player group when we did an ASOIAF campaign. A crownlands house, divided by loyalties.

>>221896308
so do Dornish people

>>221896308
:(

>>221896308
>a child likes summer
yes, truly concrete evidence

>>221896240
just having a sharp jawline doesn't make you a man. she has very feminine eyes

>>221896323
>Dornish
>people

>>221895395
>Like, what was Loras thinking?
"I will look so fucking cool if this works"

>>221895649
>How many men could Stannis have even left to hold it?
mutiny is feared if officers started giving stupid orders and persisting upon them past a point, you can push them to charging up that narrow path but up to a point

after it the officers get butchered and the men go home

>>221895868
it's uninhabitable in winter
so siege them until winter and let them freeze to death

>the Eyrie has remained the seat of House Arryn in spring, summer, and autumn. In winter, ice and snow and howling winds make the ascent impossible, and the castle itself uninhabitable, but in summer the castle is bathed by cool, fresh mountain breezes, a welcome refuge from the sweltering heat on the valley floor below.

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what was he doing in the King's Landing dungeons? These guys cost the equivalent of an army to kill some nobody and this bum got nabbed by the gold cloaks

>>221896367
>mutiny is feared if officers started giving stupid orders and persisting upon them past a point, you can push them to charging up that narrow path but up to a point
Buy ten thousand Unsullied

>>221896371
>it's uninhabitable in winter
they would still use it during war if they had to

>>221896389
Jaywalking

>>221896389
he came from bravos and landed there then he got arrested and took the black for a free ride to the north

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HAS ASSAULT DESERTED THE NOBLE HOUSES OF WESTEROS? I WILL NOT BELIEVE IN IT SO
ARE THERE NO TRUE RAPISTS AMONG YOU

He got captured on purpose, his original mission required him to go up to the Wall for some reason

>>221896410
and freeze to death

>>221896389
Under Janos Slynt, the gold cloaks were a deadly elite force!

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>>221896433

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What was she thinking at this precise moment?

>>221896463
"I wonder if Nyra has a big bush..."

>>221896390
>Buy ten thousand Unsullied
they would have to manage to get past all the other defenses and defenders of the vale and by that time they would hardly be any left alive or enough to besiege anything.

The Vale has one of the most formidable military forces in Westeros, capable of fielding an estimated 40,000 to 45,000 men. Their military has many heavy cavalry and elite knights, backed by the impregnable natural defenses of the Mountains of the Moon.

Even if you teleport 10,000 unsullied right there and they start fighting at that narrow path they would very likely just fail. Terrain kills.

The unsullied would be slain just like any other army in the many other natural or other defenses of the vale while imagining they would get to the eyrie.

>>221896390
its a thermopylae situation multiplied by alot

>>221896331
Children don't usually love heat

>>221896501
>and by that time they would hardly be any left alive
Just buy even more, duh

>Addam could claim a dragon despite being a Velaryon
>Quentyn couldn't

>>221896559
they are not infinite or from a vending machine nor do they manifest in a location like an rts, it takes years

>>221896552
Yes they do

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>>221896262
I would do anything she asks me to

>>221896579
So just put the order in in advance. Failing to plan is planning to fail

>>221896559
conquering the vale has no value as you would lose men and resources in such an amount it would not be worth it even if you eventually won

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>what are these noises? someone is having sex in the next room! the slut is moaning like crazy... funny, she kinda sounds like helaena hehe. oh well i guess its one of the slutty maids

>>221896598
>So just put the order in in advance.
you can't order more when you killed all the slavers and abolished those practices

>>221896648
Well I support slavery (of other people) so it's fine

>>221896629
aegonbros...not like this

>>221893536
Wtf I hate Ser Criston now

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God I wish I was Lancel Lannister

>>221893169
>Lyonel Baratheon is based
big fan of zesty ass songs and dance ehhh?

>>221896389
He was going to do a job at the citadel but got arrested after landing at KL.

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God I wish I was Tyrek Lannister

God I wish I was a big black Velaryon BVLL turning all the pale white targ princesses into snowbunnies

Aegon being a cuck is book canon btw.
Sorry greencels

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>>221896783
You have gone to far anon

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that's a long neck

>>221896829
Alyn does this in the book fyi. So with this casting it's possible

>>221896844
IMAGINE the deepthroats and throat bulges

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>>221896844
Love necks
Easy as

>>221896844
Shawty gimme neck til I pass out

>>221896844
for you

>>221896753
Oh no....

>>221896783
>After her flowering, Saera took to the men at the royal court. When she was fourteen years old, Saera told her father that she wanted to become a queen like her mother, by wedding the Prince of Dorne or the King-Beyond-the-Wall. When she saw a trader from the Summer Islands, she declared that she might want to marry him as well.

most targ women are snowbunnies

>>221896844
Imagine all the kisses it can fit

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>>221896048
Visenya was barren, Maegor was made with secret sauce when it looked like Aenys might not survive or would regress permanently into nonverbal toddlerdom after Rhaenys' death.

>ywn wake up to Jeyne giving you head as in your bed in the Eyrie as the cool morning breeze from the Mountains of the Moon blows inside the room
Just moon door me already

>>221897040
>jeyne
>giving head
Anon all you will get is a dry, passionless handjob as she stares at you with contempt

>>221897093
There is no way she lets that glorious throat go to waste

>>221897022
thats just rumors in my opinion. the smallfolk and the faith hated maegor the cool and wanted to believe all weird stuff about him. aegon was simply low t and rarely banged visenya

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>>221892932
egg is icsh

>>221895600
I love Matt Smith and his portray of Daemon but damn that fucking face lives rent free on my head kek, never fails to make me smile.

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>>221897176
jeor is icsh

>>221893058
Finally an alien looking targ

There's just one Strong boy left, for whom will Daemon do the face then?

Name one thing Walder Frey did wrong

>>221897248
He has none. In reality, even in the books, he pretty much cared only about his twins and Aegon and Viserys

>>221893336
Took a speech where a real woman ruler rouses her men to go forth in war and turned it into a pissy monologue to nobody when she's having a cry about being impotent and men ruling her.

Genuinely like if a /polchud/ had written it. Feminists are the dumbest fucking people on the planet.

>>221897260
Not cook his sons

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>>221896919