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>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
First for Septa Lemore, the best swimmer on Planetos
Sex with Jeyne Arryn
>>221898033latest leak>>221898125stop spamming this ugly bitch in this general.
>>221898125keep posting this hot slag in this general
>>221898128MOMMYOMMY
>>221898196
>>221898128*oral sex with Jeyne Arryn
>>221898125Andal men can't resist
Do you think Visenya ever got her periods on the Iron Throne?
But what about the Aegon attack on the Ratcatchers?
>>221898125>>221898232i understand why daeron ii and maekar DORNED their lines up now
>>221898252He'll be punished in the seven hells for that don't worry
>>221898140Once again, a kind and just solution from our queen.
>>221898128CUTE!
sex with daeron
>>221898140Jesus Christ these two women should fucking hate each others by this point instead of talking about such nonsense. Making them of the same age and friends butterfly effect into most of the issues with this whole adaptation. And i was one of the fags in favor of it during season 1
>>221898125is dorne a nice place to live?>>221898321the first or second?
>>221898033Ashara must have had some crazy jumping abilities to launch herself out of that tower and still land in the ocean
GoTHotDDunk character like this?
>>221898351Both, at the same time, while Ormund watches.
>>221898140Aegon the cucked dragon
>>221898140will bloodraven support aegon now? they both got cucked by evil foids
>>221898128>when the showrunners accidentally hire an actress with actual gravitas >just a couple short scenes are enough to make the lead actresses look amateurish
>>221898128>Arryn bitch claims she's a great ruler despite being a woman>dyke refuses to get married and have a kid>vale instantly goes into a civil war over succession crisis after she dieswhat did GRRM mean by this?
>>221898125>>221898358Someone shoop the Sochee with purple eyes, I want to see if she can pull off being half Dayne
>without you I'm a silhouette
>>221898252>>221898297We take King's Landing, make our lair-nest, you no-no stop us!
>>221898417i desperately want to rape bracken twink
>>221898128Arent Arryns supposed to be dark blonde in the books? Why the TV shows always cast brunette actors for them then?
>>221898412daynes aren't brown, Arya doesn't even believe that Edric Dayne was Dornish when she first meets him. Dude was pale as a northerner and had purple eyes with bleach blonde hair
>>221898321I wish Daeron raped me tbqh
>>221898519Robin actually had brown hair, which is why there are so many theories that Littlefinger cucked Jon Arryn. Every other Arryn was a blonde hair blue eyed Aryan ubermensch
>>221898128>Lesbian
>>221898558Nuh uh
>>221897176luke is icsh
>>221898552Rape doesn't work that way.
>>221898417>Flames to dust>Lovers to friends>Why do all good things come to an end?
>>221898558i could fix her
Don't care, still team AegonThe showrunners will never be able to make me not like him
>>221898558Hot
>>221898515Davos Blackwood...Black Aly...Every Blackwood in existence...
>>221898557Arryns are likely the Major house Martin cares the less about (his jewish blood cannot stand the idea of arian-ish blonde blue haired ubermen). If there will be a dynasty truly cucked out of their own bloodline in the end of the saga the Arryns are more likely than the Baratheons (all of Cersei brood will die after all)
>>221898321daeron is icsh
>>221898033Butcher's ball tonight? Cole is in all the teasers for this episode
>>221898128She's mine buddy
>>221898335The problem more then anything with the whole childhood friends stuff (which I also actually liked as well) is that they decided they wanted to make it a doomed lesbian romance, so Alicent goes from >Fuck you Rhaenyra I don't trust you and I'm putting my children first to>lmao okay you can kill my boys and help raise my grandchild as gay bestiesThe show became retarded to me the second Rhaenyra was in the sept with Alicent somehow, and Alicent agreeing Aegon has to die because of "A son for a son" (because apparently grandsons don't count) was just driving a stake, not a nail into the coffin.
Rodrik Cassel is icsh
>>221898643I’d butcher his balls, and by butcher I mean slobber all over.
>>221898643they are probably going to show him killing some people and save butchers ball for the finale
>>221898643I think it's going to be next week. but who knows
>>221898412Daynes are pale as shit dudeSame with hightowers
>>221898643The three cucks will capture him and deliver him to Rhaenyra for rape instead.
>>221898643they are going to humiliate him before he dies like they did to homelander... i don wan eet bros
>>221898128>>221898316Where's her husband?
>>221898125Is there a Dornish language?
>>221898724I'm here man
>>221898724I'm right here.
>>221898712it's inevitable, he's the big bad incel
hot sweaty breeding sex with rhaenyra
>>221898529>>221898698Some are, they're mixed. Some are tan like Ashara, some are fairer like Edric.
>>221898409>Picks a random distant cousin to inherit over her first cousin>Corbray faggot is the one who forces them to accept it when everyone else doesn't want to listen to a dying dykes last wishCorbray's are such faglords. Literally when it comes to Lyn Corbray.
>>221898643beginning of next episode most likely
>>221898724She didnt married and died childless. Indeed there is a whole convoluted succession war in the Vale after her death
>>221898125how did they constantly beat the Targaryens?
>>221898726It’s a love language.
>>221898558I know Jeyne Arryn is meant to be a dyke but is the actress herself? Lost interest in young Alicent when I found out she was a they/them lesbo tard.
>>221898724dyke
>>221898782They are le hecking women and progressive half-brown people of Westeros. Martin loves them enough to actuall give their nation a proper abstrace name, instead of generic geographic terms like "North", "Vale", "Land of x element"
>>221898782Constantly feigning surrender then killing Targs under peace banners.
>>221898770>>221898807Grim. She's unironically the hottest character.
>>221898712Homelander was always going to crumble without powers, Cole is still the best fighter in the seven kindgoms at the time of the Dance. They dont have to change his death because it is simultaneously embarassing and an acknowledgment that he could have won the 3 vs 1.
>>221898724Jeyne Arryn is pretty heavy handily implied to be a lesbian. She has a "dear companion" who's a Redfort lady.
>>221898813The door, Ned!Door, Ned!DoornedDorne
>>221898125>>221898726Does make me wonder why GRRM didn't make more languages.
>>221898816Based, killing Targs is never dishonourable
>>221898782they sent a letter to aegon with drawings of rhaenys getting gangbanged by brown dornish cocks and that mindbroke the targs forever
>>221898125Shoot, Mesoamerican influence makes sense with the Rhoynish infusion into First Men/Andal Dorne.>Stony Dornish = Castizo>Salty Dornish = Mestizo>Sandy Dornish = Indio
>>221898817She could have used blood magic to make lesbian babies with Jessamyn Redfort desu
>>221898845The Fat Man is great for creating interesting characters. Worldbuilding by his own admission is not his strong point and be usually just mix pop history with citations from other fantasy universe he likes
>>221898816>>221898870based
Why are black so evil and wrong?
>>221898887Darkstar of the Night is his most interesting character since he actually tried with that one.
>>221898903You're asking with regards to the Dance, right?Right?
>>221898782Meant to be guerrilla tactics. It's why they never tried to invade westeros, they couldn't take on dragons in an open area so they'd just hide in the mountains and shit, ambushing targs as they came out of emptied castles and use scorpions to take down Rhaenys. Aegon and Visenya burned pretty much all of Dorne save Sunspear to rubble but didn't hold it.They still called it seven kingdoms though out of cope, and the Dornish weren't ever in a position to be on the offensive, only able to defend well against the Targs so they didn't bother correcting them.
>>221898870Based.
>>221898954>that picuhhhh, context?
>>221898910>Accidental parody of an average Tumblr donut steel OC character from some shounen anime Hes funny for all the wrong reasons. Still impressive tho that Martin created the parody of a shounen anime edgelord without even knowing whar the fuck an anime is
>>221898968he's just a sick fuck
>>221898968Crusader Kings 3
>>221898782more like beat them off lmaoooo
>>221898954>>221898991Had this happen while I was at war from some french guy raiding my lands, only he died almost immediately after he sent the letter.Still went down and beat the shit out of his son and took her back though.
>>221899007She was so peak in season one. 9/10
>>221899007khaleesi...please...
>>221899057For me, nothing will be the season 2 livestreams and threads here It was just the right mix of people who had read the books and people that had seen season 1 that conversations were fun and the memes hit just right
>>221898948>. It's why they never tried to invade westerosTechnically they are in Westeros as that's the name of the continent, they never formally tried to invade the Seven Kingdoms but absolutely did support proxies like the various Vulture Kings to nibble at the edges
>>221898948guerilla warfare isn't a thing in a subsistence farming level society, GRRM is a retarded hack. 90% of the Dornish population would have starved to death within a year
>>221899007AI
did the episode air already?
>>221899078everything was more cozy back then. glad you got to feel it
>>221899061Relentlessly handsome. Unrelenting in his handsomeness.
>>221898845What are you talking about? Obviously a giant supercontinent the size of Eurasia with impossibly vast distances between every settlement would only ever have one language...
How is everyone's rape preparations going for tonight?
>>221899115In 5 dragons and 47 stags it shall air
>>221899061Just a crumb of pussy…
>>221898948>>221899083Funny to think they used to invade the stormlands and reach all the time
>>221899007saar
>>221899183It was implied he got a tug or two.
>>221899142thats the problem, theres no reason why dany wouldnt fall in love with jorah since hes hot, devoted to her and also a brave fighter. much better than some fuckboy like daario. in the books hes ugly and as we all know foids are very superficial so it works there>inb4 hes old60s corlys banged and impregnated teenagers its fine
>>221899191Until they got big dragon overlords. Playing hide and seek on your home turf is one thing but trying to occupy a foreign kingdom where everyone hates you and there's a ticking clock until a dragon appears and you have no way to prepare to be 2clever4u about it isn't a winning military strategy
>>221899098It happened in medieval wars too.
>>221899220She's 14 and more senior than him, not that deep
I hope we get an episode about the new cats of the red keep
>>221899276I'd simp for her dragon ass too while she was ripe
>>221899258>Until they got big dragon overlordsyupit's funny to think they used to do stuff like lay siege to oldtown and sack highgarden hell, the did lay siege to oldtown once during the reign of Aegon the Conqueror lol
For me, it’s Alysane Mormont.
>>221899007imagine not breeding this. i like viserys but he was kind of a fag
>>221899330>hell, the did lay siege to oldtown once during the reign of Aegon the Conqueror lol>Oldtown's walls repelled an attack by Ser Joffrey Dayne during the First Dornish War, but the Dornishmen burned farmland and villages in the vicinity of the city before returning to the Red Mountains.[22]Actually just after the Conquest during the First Dornish War, interesting I thought it'd be during Aegon's invasion of the Reach, opportunistically
>>221899287>aegon, aemond and helaena
>>221899383Didn't he try to rape her?
>>221899400>Actually just after the Conquest during the First Dornish WarYeah during the reign of Aegon the Conqueror lolThree big dragons couldn't stop itNo wonder they were so cocky about resisting, and then killed one
in a comical turn of events, Rhaenyra will use barrels of fermented poo and pee sourced from Aegon to launch on Tumbleton and disgust Ormund
Will the real Alicent (S1) show up?
>>221899383Didn't he try to fuck her to get her pregnant before drogo but got cockblocked by Illyrio?
>>221899482>Olivia Cooke>27 December 1993 (age 32)>House of the Drago>Release August 21, 2022 –>Age ~ 29Anon...I don't now how to tell you...
>we barely have any leaks>people who saw it think the episode is greatim preparing myself for ceritified kino
>no Tully-Targaryen cadet branch called "House Fyshfyre"GRRM messed up
>>221899541yeah bro just like episode 3 that was so hype!
>>221899287but isn't milk not good for cats? i don't know what to believe anymore
>>221898712I find it hard to believe that anyone could possibly like Crispen
>>221898823not against cregan
>>221899541lol the goyim were shilling every episode of S3 as the best episode ever. i will not believe these shills
>>221899555House Friedfysh
Do they grow cotton in Westeros?
>>221898823 Lord Cregan Stark is a superior fighter to Ser Criston Cole. While Criston was the premier warrior of his generation during the Dance of the Dragons Cregan was superior.
>>221899612the only thing he ever did wrong was being dornish. otherwise hes a hero
>>221899531idgi
>>221898712his death is literally a humiliation, that's the whole point
>wtf is this shit Alyn? I thought they were supposed to kill the rats
>>221898823>Colethe problem is the actor has no presence or magnetism or athleticism and looks as if he sells shoes at walmart
>>221899693>its like real life! no good guys or bad guys like in some cheap fantasy tale!>well yes ofc starks are the best fighters and the most honorable and noble and loyal and always on the right side of history
>>221899627>>221899693lol who had cregan fought to give that kind of reputation?
>>221899726>a humiliation,the actor portraying him is the humiliation
>>221899774Aemon the Dragonknight
>>221899768But Rhaenyra was the Usurper.
>>221899768>>221899774thats the story, thats the "reality" of that fictional world.the cole problem is that the actor looks like shit and acts like shit, he needed to be some super cool dude and not that commonerhe looks like a nobody
>>221899830I was never a fan of cole but I think that's why. Literally 0 presence.
>>221899808Not born yet, we're talking events during the Dance
>>221899774Aemond dude, he aknowledged it and said he was the best he ever fought and that includes cole
>>221899783the whole show is a humiliation, no, correction, the whole franchise in all forms is a humiliation
>>221899768the show is trashthe ratcathcer doggie should sit the iron throne, he has more presence than fucking cole and is more likeable than any queen or king wannabe
>>221899830cole is written like shit. fabien is a fine actor. see him in task
>>221899853the actor looks like a gypsy selling watermelons o a toyota coming by every Wednesday in my street
>the high septon (who should still be in Oldtown) anointed Aegon>but didn't crown him as that was Cole
>>221899704He's a literal retard who goes around killing noblemen for no reason and then receives absolutely no punishment for it whatsoever simply because the plot demands it. And like every other character in the story the writers keep changing his personality every season. First it was wanting to run away with Rhaenyra, then it was "honor", and now it's just nihilism apparently? "We're all gonna die so who cares" isn't an interesting character motivation
>>221899858>AemondCregan never fought Aemond or Cole
>>221899896>cole is written like shit. fabien is a fine actor. see him in taskhe looks and acts like crap in hotd he looks like a kind in the wrong size clothes in that stupid armor as wellthe show is so bad
>>221899853true, ormund basically did nothing so far and everyone is simping for him just because of his aura. same with aemond, hes got many fans and he gets like 1 minute per episode
>>221899908I don't think his appearance is the problem, Daemon is fucking ugly but the actor know how get your attention not to mention hotd has many great actors eclipsing him.
>>221899726He wanted to sacrifice himself to save his men and traitorous riverland cucks were to cowardly to face him 3 to 1 and killed him under a peace banner.He died like a hero.
>>221899924famously crossed swords with Prince Aemon Targaryen, known as "The Dragonknight". The exact year of this legendary duel is not specified in George R. R. Martin's books, but it occurred during the reign of King Aegon III or Daeron I. Because Aemon was born in 136 AC and did not become a Kingsguard until 153 AC, the sword fight must have taken place when Cregan was an older man, sometime in the mid-to-late 150s AC. Despite Cregan's advanced age during this friendly sparring match or trial by combat, Aemon later praised the Lord of Winterfell, claiming he had never faced a finer swordsman
>>221899957I don't like that word but yes even minor characters like the season 1 kingsguard commander or Simmon Strong have far more presence.
>>221899980>traitorouscole is treachery alpha and omega he deserved as well as going to the hells (kid got beheaded in the show while he was fucking the queen and his excuse was that he was sick and abed)
>>221900008>>221899857yeah that's after 20 years or more of experiencewe're talking at the time of the dancewhy even mention aemond or cole? cregan and aemon never met or fought them.
>>221898033the only one i will support as king is the ratcatcher doggie, the rest can fuck off and die
>>221900063wrong name but he was still better than cole even then take it up with the fat man i am with ratcatcher doggie
>Tumbleton, whatever happened there
I think Cole is alright but it is true that minor characters have more presence than him. Even Crabfeeder was cooler than him.
>>221900101ugly hag attempted rape by retard soldier
leaked footage from episode 5
>>221900097Don't need to, they never crossed over so there's no basis for comparison. All we know is that Cregan fought no one in the Dance and arrived too late to see battle. Cole would probably take him apart lol.
>>221900143We NEEED this
>>221899922he lost his honor in a moment of monke induced lust, everything went downhill from there. but i think what finally broke him was when aemond betrayed aegon, hes a nihilistic doomer since then
>>221900143K I N OINO
>>221900147nope, its clear he was better according to the fat man
>>221900143me and daeron
Would Cole beat prime Barristan or the Mountain?
>>221900183Debunked, Cregan feared to face him and dragged his feet. Confirmed by GRRM.
WHERE'S WINDS GEORGEWHERE THE FUCK IS IThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d4jMnmbGMk
>>221900211Beat them off mayhaps
>>221900211No.
>>221900211baristan no, mountain yes.i think the mountain is overrated, he basically lost to some dornish hobo
>>221900211what are coles credentiansl? he defeated daemon in fake combat once and killed beesbury
>>221900211Barristan no ideaBarristan never really went against top tier level swordsmenMountain, yeah
>>221900038He is loyle to his king and he was off duty at that time. Aegon goons had their shift and they were with king.
>>221900340>>221900343Mountain lost to someone both dexmaxxing and using poison, Cole going toe to toe traditionally with a morningstar is getting btfo by the Mountain
>>221900345nope, it was his fault and his excuse was that he was sick and abed while in truth he was fucking the queen motherand then send the twim to kill R to cover his pile of crap
>>221900340Oberyn used spear to stay away from his grab range until he got a good hit in and got sloppy. Only Sandor fights him with a sword.
>>221900038If there's one thing Cole ISNT its a traitorThe guy was loyal from start to finish to the crown
>>221900143emma needs to show us them milkers before the show ends
>>221900392what did the mountain do in the books? because in the show he lost to fucking loras tyrel, killed some peasants and then got btfod by oberyn. as far as i can see hes only feared because hes big
>>221900455for you
>>221900455>to fucking loras tyrelIn a joust, not a melee, where Loras chose a mare in heat, and he's been in numerous battles, like btfoing Dondarrion et al and surviving the ford against dug in Edmure
>>221900455He's really fucking big, 8 feet tallstrong like a motherfucker so he's using a big ass sword, shield and armor only he can actually use
>>221900211>>221900340Isn't the Hound a better fighter then the Mountain? Gregor relies too much on raw strength and that he's a bit faster then you'd expect for a guy that big, but then his massive armour slows him down as well. The Hound and Bobby B are better warriors and also faster and still strong as fuck.
>>221900214>Debunked, Cregan feared to face him and dragged his feet. Confirmed by GRRM.no that was one of the 3 this never happened with Cregan, it was the leader of the 3 that refusedPate? Ser Pate, Ser Garibald Grey, and Lord Roderick Dustin
>>221900455Loras was going to get chopped in two if the Hound didn't stop his bro.
>>221900173I don't have a problem with him being spurned by Rhaenyra and then that informing his behaviour for the rest of the story, my problem with him is how much plot armor he has. He beats a nobleman to death in the middle of a wedding and none of the dozens of guards standing around do anything to stop him. Even ignoring that he hits Laenor which that alone should have got his hand cut off.
let's settle this once and for all.Is that thing he's huffing a pomander or not?
>>221900518>this never happened with CreganBecause he dragged his feet and avoided Cole. Confirmed by GRRM. Northerners are cowards lol.
>>221900214it was Pate of Longleaf and he gave the ord
>>221900561It's Daeron's sweat.
Where does Cole rank realistically among the best warriors in history?
>>221900561its creed aventus
>>221900566Pate of Longleaf not Cregan
>>221900583Speedblitzed by Aragorn, just like Jaime.
>>221900583Just below Dontos Hollard
>>221900599Because Cregan avoided Cole lol.
>>221900583mid top 10 somewhere if you count the legendary/mythical warriors tooand the weird superhuman fucks like Sandoq the Shadow
>>221900560>Even ignoring that he hits Laenor which that alone should have got his hand cut off.Smart king didn't lose a good warrior for some nigger's sake.
>>221900561poppers
wouldn't harvesting extremely rare dragonbone from Melys rotting carcass be more profitable than selling poop and pee? or is that too dangerous to do in a Targ ruled world?
>>221900515Jaime thought he could beat both the Hound and the Mountain with speed and skill before losing his hand, but also that outmuscling Gregor is not possible.
You guys said this show is bad but I started watching this season to watch alongside /got/ after I started coming here for Dunk a few months ago and I literally want to pull my eyes out. It's not bad, it's horrendous and even hatewatching it for the memes is painful. I think I'm done and I'll just watch clips.
>>221898125shut the fuck up
>>221900653I just lurk the threads whenever there’s an episode to see where they’re going with the plot. It’s not even worth pirating and skimming
>>221900630There's like a dozen other people who would be just a good as Crispen. Better, actually because fighting ability is really not the best qualification for a Kingsguard. Rhaenyra chose Crispen for his fighting ability and he betrayed her meaning he was actually a bad choice.
>jaime lost to brienne>the hound lost to briennetheres NO way a foid could do that
>>221900560>He beats a nobleman to death in the middle of a wedding and none of the dozens of guards standing around do anything to stop himOk, place yourself in that situation as a bystander. >You're at a royal wedding>tons of guests, music is playing>suddenly a fight breaks out>you have NO IDEA whats happening>everyone is panicking>at the end of the ordeal a guy is lying dead on the floor under a kingsguard >the dead guy is holding a knife in his handNow what would you assume happened? We know that joffrey tried to threaten and blackmail Cole, but the people in the room dont, they also dont know why the fight started. So going into the situation blind, you'd assume the fucker pulled a knife at the royal wedding and the guy SWORN TO PROTECT THE ROYAL FAMILY took him out >WAAAH HE STRUCK LAENORHe wasnt a royal yet, the marriage wasnt completed so he was just a noble, and a kingsguard outranks a noble. For corlys it was probably a relief that his faggot ass sons lover was dead too
>>221900583He'd be below the likes of >Selmy>Dayne (with Dawn)>Jamie >Daemon Blackfyre >Aemon the Dragonknight But those guys are genuinely just built different. He'd still be top 10, but lower top 10.
>>221900601Aragorn solos all of Westeros and the Others at once
>>221900737Brienne in the books thinks that prime Jaime could have beaten any knight in Westeros, but that might be the vagina talking.
>>221900713>he betrayed herHe is sworn to the king, not to his usurping rapist.
THE RATCATCHERS
>>221900737Jaime was starved and locked for a month by the time of the fight, his hands and feet were also in chainsBrienne admits to herself that even in that state she was a single mistake from getting killed
>>221900825HE'S VIOLATED INNOCENT MEN
It was a simpler time.
>>221900256It's coming, don't worry.*farts*
I hope you're ready for like 3 minutes of AEGONKINO and then total slop for the rest of the episode
>>221900787Also the fact she struggled fighting him despite the fact he was malnourished and chained she's still being pushed to her limits in trying to take him down.
>>221900941>posted 5 years ago
>>221900256he said he was 2/3 done like 6 years ago no? fucking fatman
How has nobody in westero's ever seemingly invented something?
>>221900976It's from 2026.
>>221900749>For corlys it was probably a relief that his faggot ass sons lover was dead tooBusiness idea: gay conversion therapy but it's just Cole beating to death zesty niggers
>>221900953>3 minutes of aegon>1 minute of aemond >30 seconds of cole looking depressed>2 cartoonishly evil lines from ormund>rest is rhaerhaeyes its going to be a certified greenkino episode bros. we are back
>>221900753>>Dayne (with Dawn)Both of them?
THE CUMCATCHERS
>>221900953plus 40 minutes of a celebration of life for Lohar followed by 2 minutes of Tyland sneaking away comedically from the shoreline
>>221900749>He wasnt a royal yet, the marriage wasnt completed so he was just a noble, and a kingsguard outranks a nobleThe idea of someone who's job it is to protect the royal family striking someone who is about to become a member of the royal family that very night is just ludicrous. I can give a pass for him not receiving any punishment because the queen is at his back but t's insane that nobody even mentions it happening.
It's incredible how all women are dirty nasty whores, is it not?
>>221900953>decides to start a fight with a violent guard>gets threatened and forced to kiss his shitty bootsWhat was the plan here?
>>221900825Seriously why was he so upset? It's not like Otto Hightower values human life so there's no reason he should care about a bunch of nobodies getting killed.
>>221900256The goys will let us knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRsxHN2gkR8
>>221901102Yes, and we love/hate them for it.
>>221901135stop linking reddit shit, ser
>>221901120You would be angry too if you realized you spent all day shoveling shit for free.
>>221901098>it's insane that nobody even mentions it happening.Blame Condal for that, he wanted a big shock to start painting the greens as evil from the startThe book had a fantastic way of both getting Joffrey out of the picture, showcase Cole's fighting skill and strategic thinking all in one. He gives him the maekar/baelor treatment at a tournament so it looked like an accidentbut having him do that in the show doesnt fit the bald fucks ''cole is a raging incel'' vision for the character
>>221901120he was hangry
THE CUMCATCHERS?!
Why didn't Tywin just remarry and beget more heirs?
>>221901159cope
>>221901159this beta is cortisolmaxxingL
Sex with fake Daeron
>>221901165I'd never be a janny
>>221901122>woah why is this very politically adept and experienced man angry that the king who's trying to be viewed in a positive light is killing innocent people
>daeron you are a good boy despite having inferior targaryen shitblood in your veins. i love you even if you are a mixed race abomination. i think of you as my son even though according to the one drop rule you are nothing more than a low iq sheep herding essosi shitskin.
>>221901060>"Good morrow, Hugor." Septa Lemore had emerged in her white robes, cinched at the waist with a woven belt of seven colors. Her hair flowed loose about her shoulders. "How did you sleep?">"Fitfully, good lady. I dreamed of you again." A waking dream. He could not sleep, so he had eased a hand between his legs and imagined the septa atop him, breasts bouncing.>"A wicked dream, no doubt. You are a wicked man. Will you pray with me and ask forgiveness for your sins?">Only if we pray in the fashion of the Summer Isles. "No, but do give the Maiden a long, sweet kiss for me.">Laughing, the septa walked to the prow of the boat. It was her custom to bathe in the river every morning.>"Plainly, this boat was not named for you," Tyrion called as she disrobed.>"The Mother and the Father made us in their image, Hugor. We should glory in our bodies, for they are the work of gods.">The gods must have been drunk when they got to me.>The dwarf watched Lemore slip into the water. The sight always made him hard. There was something wonderfully wicked about the thought of peeling the septa out of those chaste white robes and spreading her legs. Innocence despoiled, he thought ...though Lemore was not near as innocent as she appeared. She had stretch marks on her belly that could only have come from childbirth.Yes.
>>221901267Me talking to my son with Chase Infiniti
>>221901237Except nobody cares. Nothing happens. There is no civil unrest because of the rat catchers being killed. The civil unrest only comes from Rhaenyra's blockade.
>>221900143>>221900914>>221901067>>221901135>>221901182Turmeric stained posts
Criston sort of has a school shooter vibe about him last episode
>>221901267they should kiss onscreen next episode
>>221898602season 1 bran is icsh
>>221901479HIRE THIS MAN
>>221901397cute boy
>>221901500its depressing that a cute kid would eventually become a weird looking angloid. nature is cruel
>>221901479hot
>>221899287>>221899609>but isn't milk not good for cats? i don't know what to believe anymoreOf course it is, especially raw. It's also the best for humans, we've just been brainwashed into believing in all the "deadly" pathogens and bacteria.
how many times will they bring up the ratcatchers on today's episode?
>>221901598The ratcatchers are the father of Helaena's child
Hightowers are Valyrian looking in the book. It would have made ormunds racial supremacy and daemon parallels even more obvious, they should have kept that for the show
>>221901580When kittens stop drinking their mothers milk they lose the enzyme to break down lactos so no milk is not good for cats
>>221901674That happens to most humans too, that's why those people eat cheese and other milk products instead of just drinking it (nonfermented).
>>221900582its dried berries and things that have been infused with daerons sweat from his butt crack hng
>>221901674Cats can have a little milk.
>>221901707>That happens to most humans tooUnless you are a superior Andal (north European)
I legit don't remember, does Aegon 3 exist in the show? I think Viz 2 exists but I am not sure about this
>>221901754He does
>>221901754Yeah in the first season they visit Viserys and Daemon and Rhaenyra brings both boys and introduces them to himViserys is laying in bed and dying, its the same episode where he laters enters the throne room and a certain Velaryon loses his head
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>w*jakMy Gold Cloaks? Show him to the black cells.
>>221901949My grace, I think they call them the Velaryon cells now, for cultural sensitivity reasons.
why cant they just show the episode already, im tired of waiting
He comes....
what did daeron mean by this
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>>221902289they are still waiting for Ormund's vape
what if this ugly retard ended up getting a dragon? someone this ugly couldn't be trustedRetard the Ugly Ass Motherfucking Bitch Nigger they would call him
>>221902438classic targaryen beauty lmao. clearly the andal man cannot compete
>>221902438That's what Aemond should've looked like.
How do i get a qt autistic dragon dreamer gf?
i support the maesters and their conspiracies
>>221902688The Maesters remember brother Otto's sacrifice.
>>221902648At a truck stop, where slags like Helaena aboundBROTHEL QUEEN
>>221902688>the black maester want total church deathwhat did he mean by this
>>221902713>tells Rhaenyra that removing the High Septon will incite the faithful>only to then suggest killing himWhat I want to know is what the fuck he meant by that
>>221902713Maesters = anti faith pro science grey rats Rat catcher = anti maester, pro faith faction Otto = advocate of the rat catchersThere is a rift between the maesters and the faith, the rats and the rat catchers
>shes just one of the boysimagine the ungodly amount of cocks this bunker bunny sucked
>>221902760He suggested a quiet murder not linked to the crown.
>>221902760He was suggesting for her to have the high septon have an "accident" and then push the citadel for a more complying new high septon.
>>221902806They have yet to even introduce her, she's had one speaking line and it was a bawdy song lyric. They are burying the Blackwoods deep in this garbage fire of a show.
>>221900143This would save the show
>>221902760Declaring an Antipope is much harder to sell than an unfortunate death
>>221902806I hope they keep her as the final person to kill Cole. We should see more of her tonight since we will get Crispy Cole Gorilla tactics to stall the riverlanders.
Where we watching it tonight fellas
They should come up with a OC Bracken character that is a 12 year old war genius named Gorey Glen just to stick it to fat man
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>>221902816>>221902825>the High Septon has an convenient accident after the queen arrives and he refuses to anoint herNot suspicious at all. Then again, everyone thinks she killed Laenor, but no one cares so she could get away with this too.
>>221902881It would not be that difficult. Orwyle seems to be at least somewhat on board and having the grand maester "confirm" the high septon died due to a heart attack or whatever would be fairly convincing.
Make a real thread.
>>221901811>Her children.......ARE VERY NICE BOY- AAAACKKKKKKKWtf Daemon?
>>221898140What the absolute fuck are these characters? She's sold her children to be killed, had her father beheaded and now it's back to all girl's night as they plot to raise another woman's child together like absolute girlbosses.WHATTHE FUCK
>>221898643Chud status?
>>221899609Cats are mostly lactose intolerant. However, the milk has lots of top tier nutrients for a cat as well. They drink too much they get the runs basically, but it's like telling someone sugar is bad for you, it sure as shit tastes good anyway.Interestingly both cats and primarily dogs have evolved an ability to process carbs. Technically they are obligate carnivores and should only be eating meat. In practice they've lived so many generations next to people feeding them scraps they evolved some ability to do it. Dogs especially have multiple strings of a carb processing gene wolves have only one of (iirc). Tl;dr if you wanna give your cats milk, give goats milk or lactose free milk. Then you only risk them becoming fat.
>>221900653Dunkakino unfairly made people give this dreck a second chance.
>>221901707i drink a liter of milk a day, it's like an energy drink but it tastes good
