Taliban commander Cole and his holy Jihad editionPrevious:>>221912153
>ormund is going to get the shepherd questline and he's going to be le subverting the good loyal to rhaenyra masses to his devious nazi endsi'm tired boss
>>221915372What are they getting at making both sides racial supremacists? Although I argue Ormund isn't a supremacist and just wants an Andal to rule Andal land.
>>221915349>david benioff, jewish>d. b. weiss, jewish>ryan condal, jewish>sara hess, jewish>miguel sapochnik, jewish>ira parker... jewish...
>>221915404>and just wants an Andal to rule Andal land.that makes him a nazi chud, who will get a death scene where every woman and gay in the show will kick him in the nuts while he's crying and talking about how he'll eat shit and suck dick
>>221915401>His canon death is plenty humiliating already. But maybe they will have a bunch of stronk women archers do it.I dont see how his death is humiliating at all
>Green prevents a rapeThe writing on this show is so inconsistent.
>>221915405nuke usa and let us de done with this, eradicate all usans all unitedstatians to vanish from planet earth
>>221915405>"the nose is strong... cat... what does it mean? .... the nose is strong...."
>>221915069Honestly I thought that the Velayryons being black actually added something to the show, its not like they're just bastards now, they are straight up taking the piss to say that the 100% white people are a brown man's sons. idk I think its actually relevant rather than the usual wokeslop point gathering
>>221915405when its italians its the mafia, when its jews its a conspiracy
every character in this show is incredibly sassy at all timesregardless of the occasion or the difference in class between people speaking, everybody always needs to one-up each other with witty remarks
Rate my OC Donut Steel characters Bros.His house ruled the Rainwood castle until Robert's Rebellion, replaced by Davos and his familyThe current last Stormreaver while in exlie became a pirate and a raider, and even started workshipping the Storm Lord his ancestors used to pray to. He also joined Euron's host
>>221915349Number of actresses that appeared topless in Game of Thrones:31Number of actresses that appeared topless in House of the Dragon:Zero (brothel extras in the orgy background don't count)Number of actors showing dicks - 3, several male asses as wellNumber of actresses that appeared topless in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms:One (the hooker pretending to be deadNumber of actors showing dicks - 1, several male asses including a literal defecation scene
jfc what a boring episode
i love the fact that i can use the phrase "whitewashing the blacks" on their site and redditors have no recourse.
>>221915595male horny = bad, evilfemale horny = good, sexy
>Helaena, drink this Monster energy drink (tm) to kill your unborn babe>it might be a Targ boy, who will eventually cause major drama>...actually Rheanyra is a queen - a FEMALE king of sorts, y'know>this could mean that she probably feels threatened by female contenders as well>get that knife, let's shank Jaehaera and that other kid (I can't be bothered to remember his name, or if he's still around)>...actually, wait a sec - aren't you a Targ woman? you haven't been dragoning around recently, I almost forgot>we'll wrap up by you killing yourself, how'bout that?
>>221915649writting I hate the blacks is not a bannable offense either
Wasn’t it Mysaria’s fucking job to handle the gold cloak situation. What the fuck is the point of her except to be a lesbian self-insert?Speaking of, are they seriously trying to pass her off as a competing love interest to Daemon for Rhaenyra?
Aemond is a subby bottom who wants to get pegged. Toxically masculine in the streets, but a peggy bottom in the sheets.
who is the argentina of a song of ice and fire?
>>221915661>>221915649you should go back and stay back, I mean it
>>221915595its a show written for suburban middle aged women and fags, anon. sexy women would be a reality check far too harsh for the main audience.
>>221915675sothoryos monkeys
>>221915663what would you have her do?
>>221915675Rhaenyra since they are the good guys
>>221915675>cheat and rig>lose anywayHouse Frey
>>221915660worst mother ever
>S2 Daemon spends entire season stuck in Harrenhall doing nothing>S3 Aemond spends entire season stuck in Harrenhall doing nothingBravo Sarah Hess
>>221915660fuck this character and fuck her actor
>>221915689>its a show written for suburban middle aged womenthis. it explains the naked guys, ugly women, and constant rape attempts
>>221915633I can usually tolerate hotd but today's ep was just not there. I'm tired brehs.
I need more speculation on GRRM's death. Is he really dying??
>>221915633>>221915769Mid season filler, but exceptionally badly cut and edited.
>>221915770we can only hope
>>221915675>useless retards except for the twenty (1) good menboltons
>>221915770no, he's attending that Game of Thrones play in a few daysbut he's stepping back on interviews and podcasts because he's a salty bitch who can't handle people asking him what the fuck is going to happen to the property after he dies
baela's actress literally can't keep her eyes open all the wayshe looks genuinely mentally retarded
i liked the daemon rhaenyra talking scenes, and that fucking sara hess cunt still keeps going with the lesbo tones with mysaria, fuck off skank
>>221915417>face superior army after being whittled down by scorched earth tactics and guerrilla warfare>offer to give himself up in exchange for the lives of his men>gets denied>challenges the three best rival knights 1 vs 3 to at least go down in a blaze of glory>gets unceremoniously sniped from afar insteadClassic death by GRRM to the honorable guys.
He comes....
>>221915813>honorable
>>221915807I want Daemon/Myseria instant loss scene. Everyone else is raping everyone else anyway
>>221915790hes just tired of all the industry nepobabies trying to grab a piece of him. i wouldnt be surprised if dealing with the multiple tv show adaptations has exhausted all his motivation for his own setting.
Almost fell asleep watching this episodeAt this point I just care about the dragons
>>221915807>liked [...] rhaenyra talking sceneshow? every time she or mysaria is on the screen i want to fast forward
>>221915813>three best rival knightsSer Roderick Dustin, this was an old man https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Roderick_DustinfSer Garibald Grey, this was an old man https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Garibald_Greyand Ser Pate of Longleaf https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Pate_of_Longleafhe challenged two old men and a knight assume of young or worthy to challenge age and we are to assume this was some gallant act?
Somehow Tyland returned
>>221915696She’s master of whispers she’s supposed to be figuring this shit out, not leaving it to Daemon. If she actually did her fucking job Daemon could be free search for Vhagar
>>221915851i mean i prefer when they get along and talk, it's much more pleasant than the s2 dykery
>>221915885his reveal made me chortle
What the hell was that lame ass stabbing scene with Aegon? You can tell the writers absolutely despise this character.
>>221915944there's no time to develop the main antagonist of the series, we need more scenes of women of all races crying in various locations about how difficult it is to be a female in a medieval world
Ok what is actually condals problem?>ANOTHER rape attack this episode>evil alicent tries to force /ourgirl/ heleana to abort her unborn child, stating that "everyone" does it and that it’s secretly a blessing, heleana refuses>aemond calling every woman he sees mommyIs he actually… /ourguy/?
>>221915405the hatred of pregnancy and motherhood in the series is truly misanthropic, its as if a caricature o fa jew wrote this.... oh wait, nice list
What a pointless episode. What did we learn? Cole can 20goodmen the Riverlanders and then gets bogged down in 'nam. Ormund 20goodmens the entire city watch. Somehow Tyland returns. Aemond gets Daemon's S2. plot. Alicent hits the wall.
this season has been so shit so far
>>221916008>Aemond gets Daemon's S2Aemond gets Daemon's PS2, turns it on and spends his time having fun
>>221916008Why even have armies when you can accomplish more with 20goodmen kappa
>>221915944they know they have to stop short of the boys writers in terms of how much they hate the character so they are getting their money's worth
>Aurafarms he isnt THE GOAT for nothing
Fevre Dream is unironically the GRRM property most suited to an adaption but absolutely nothing
>>221916008>20goodmen>>221916025>20goodmenthese are the same naruto ninjas that killed the gold cloaks
It's obvious that Ormund only organised for the graffiti to occur and it's actually Mysaria orchestrating the public murders of the Gold Cloaks.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>221916144>Mysaria orchestrating the public murders of the Gold Cloaks.the killers seem to be the siege ballistae men of house targaryen that were told to stand down, one of them is the same actor
>>221916162You mean House Hightower
>>221916144>actually Mysaria orchestrating the public murders of the Gold Cloaks.makes sense, she is japanese so has naruto village ninja connections
what are the chances that Aegon 2 will be the one who tortures Tyland just for the obligatory reminder that greens are le bad?
why are we wasting aegon's screentime on aegon vs aemond? they are never going to interact again. just stop with this bullshit.
REEEE WHERE IS EPISODE 5
>>221916186>>221916186no, these particular ones were house targaryen household guards - according to the tv show the hightower men household guards in the city were all executed when R took over, maybe they will say that some soldiers were sent in disguise to KL by ormumd to help them.
>>221916090>somehow tyland returned
>>221916213uhhhh so where is the sex dream with alicent?
>>221916210Dude are you retarded? Just use eztv
>>221915556Such as?
>>221916233>Ser i am here with your sex dream
>>221916210qbitorrent has built-in search engine. just use that nigga
>>221916224In the behind the scenes for this episode the concept art for the final scene the writing on the wall behind them says "A feast for traitors courtesy of king Daeron". They shortened it for filming but i assume this means that they are paid off by Ormund to fuck shit up in kings landing.
>>221916225he is a fun guy to have around, good to have him backalso points out to the danger and emetic nature of the people of ESSOS (genocidal campaign required)
>>221916090>is slowly turning into the Hand of the Kingholy based! another win for the lannisGODS
>>221916210check archive 1-2 threads ago a nice anon was here
I just saw that the scene in the bog where Coles men get stuck and one falls over dead was filmed in an actual bog. The camera crew kept falling over and getting stuck. Pretty crazy to even film in those conditions and not just fake it.
>>221915723I'm glad they found back their S2 footing, those 3 first episodes had me worried we could have something great this time around
>>221916269its definetely targaryen housholds guards involved, maybe some soldier sent by ormund as well and as you say some paid gold cloaks that turned on their own comrades?plus naruto ninjas hired the the japanese mysaria?the series is absolute ass
>>221916294>actual bog.the brains of the showrunners
who killed the city watch men? random smallfolk or a different faction of the city watch?
most of this season has been just filler, shits going nowhere
>>221916320the ratcatchers
>>221916334this would be kino
>>221916320It's the minor nobles conspiring with Ormund, the ones who Rhaenyra pissed off during her rat banquet . Most likely its paid off gold cloaks and whatever men they can hire in the city.
Awful episode just like most of the season, don't why i keep expecting this to get better
>>221916320yi ti ninjas that work to destabilize westeros to make it ripe for invasion
>>221915723>>221916301i can't stand that slop witch anymore, what a shit character, a teenage girl power fantasy with cringe dialog, makes me yikes every time she appears on screen
>>221915567>euron’s hostBased
>no gwayne's guts invaded by the dorne scene
>>221916365with all the hatred towards harrenhal in s2, they decided to stick another main character in there. what's the obsession with that castle? do they think they are magically creating tywin & arya 2.0?
>council scene where they say Vhagar was spotted 2 days from Wendish Town>very next scene is Larys telling Aegon the exact same informationHow they FUCK would he know that? Did he watch the previous scene too?
>>221916387>obsession with that castlethey think they are framing the scenes in some great mystical place but are such mongoloids they could not possibly create such an atmosphere
>>221916389He has spies on her council.
>>221916320jaqen hagar
>it is revealed that the cats intentionally led Haelena and Allicent to become stuck in the secret passages>the ghost of Maegor appears to them and shows them the way out>Haelena says she will name her unborn child Maelor in honor of him>in Episode 7 she attempts to grab a cat on the windowsill and falls
>>221916389Larys still has people at the council, I highly doubt that useless Mysaria has rooted them all out
>>221916387The culmination of Daemon and Aemonds arc ends with an anime fight near Harrenhall so i can kind of understand why they want to keep it in the viewers mind throughout the series but it is dragging on way too much now.
I had a dream where Cole was killed off this episode while giving his speech like how Theon got knocked out by his own men in GOT.
>>221916427>>221916413Does he have a WhatsApp or something? How is he getting that information, seeing as the diversion to Rook's Rest wasn't part of his plan.
>>221916365Also that actress is not only bad but ugly to boot, god forbid we have a sexy witch.
>>221916424They have already cast another actor who is playing Jaehaera at age 9-10 or whatever when she killed herself. The unconfirmed rumours are that Helaena has a vision of her daughter in the future and commits suicide from the same window that Jaehaera does after the war.
>>221916389He’s a green seer.
>>221916453>She killed herselfNo she got UNWIN'ed in the books. And show Jahaera is gonna survive
>>221916445Rooks rest probably still has its maester so that information may have filtered down to them but it's still an insane stretch.
>>221916445>WhatsAppsheepstealer had gps coordinates for dragonstone and you are shocked for varys clubfoot electronics?
>>221916445this is a problem that started in the late seasons of got and continued to hotd, but I think it's very ironic that both of these shows have omniscient characters who inexplicably have all the information in the world when they're based on books where most of the plot is driven by characters having partial information or just wrong information all together
>>221915349Not gonna lie, I have never been so bored watching this show
>>221916536>omniscient charactersbrain dead script writers you mean
Please... All I ask for is a well written Aegon redemption arc ending with him being poisoned right as he's about to fix the realm... Just do this one fucking thing please dude.
>>221916569>just about to sign the law to feed all the hungry in kingslanding, lowering taxes, peace agreement with Dorne and securing a great deal with the ironbank freeing westeros from high interest loans forever>and was currenty being carried to a children hospital where he was going to entertain the sick children and bringing little sunfyre toys to hand out
>>221916569nah the least you can do is have aemond impregnated haelena instead
>>221915885>a character is presumed to have been killed off-screen>appears alive later>"Omg wtf he was supposed to be dead?!?!"You and your sub 90 IQ breathren are the reason this trope doesn't die.
>>221916610And it will be Alicent who poisons him, just wait.
>>221916569lol, Aegon will be more callous and cruel. they will show that despite Rhaenyra getting overwhelmed and overall stupid, her reign is still better than Aegon.
>>221915851>it's another mysaria scene
>>221916008>Aemond gets Daemon's S2he wants to be his uncle so bad he is even copying his shitty storyline
consensual sex with helaena in the missionary position
>>221916678what happened to olivia cooke?she used to be hot
>>221915349rhaenyra was retarded and short-sighted screwing coryls over with the legitimizing. why they wouldn't assume treachery from him is also extremely fucking stupid, and bad writing. the graffiti had the strong sigil on it, come on...
This was the worst episode so far this season. I did like Rhaenyra's expressions though when Daemon comes in chuckling while she's praying.
>>221916705too much cooking not enough exercising
>>221916705If you can't beat the wall, go inside the walls!
>>221915817No, no, no!
>>221916714the *pop* sound when that dude had his eye taken out was the best part of the episode
>>221916150>Egg is 3/4 Dornish
>>221916150The Dornish don't have Injun blood. They're supposed to be Spaniards
Did the Dragonseeds actually do anything in the show besides increasing the number of Black dragons?
>>221916662Oh, a 100%
>>221916746they're arabs lol
>>221916777ulf poopoo and court fool
>>221916777Ulf tried drinking but that is no longer allowed
I hate Cole so much
>>221916812
>>221915779yeah the editing was noticeably worse than earlier episodes.
>>221916820honorable duelist, in a civil war no less - wow kingsguard material indeed
>>221916676Of course they will. The show runners will not allow him to change as a person from his travels with Larys. I'm sure they will make it so that once he gets back to kings landing he will revert to his old ways. Who knows, maybe they will have him rape his sister? Since, you know, rape is how we know someone is a bad guy in this series! So Alicent poisons him for it.It's basically going to end up being Jamie all over again.I can't fucking wait.
>>221916150Shoot, Mesoamerican influence makes sense with the Rhoynish infusion into First Men/Andal Dorne.>Stony Dornish = Castizo>Salty Dornish = Mestizo>Sandy Dornish = Indio
>>221916798Not really. You could argue that the Dornish are supposed to have a bit of Moorish influence (since the Rhoynar do seem to parallel them a bit, minus the fifferent religion). But Moors were more Berber than Arab really.
>>221916798it's a mix. they are iberia + north africa combined
>>221916820Who was that killed guy again?
>I AM LE.....ACTING!why do we have to put up with this useless cunt
>>221916820>the best swordsman of his time>the only fight he won was when he dabbed on daemon>everything else is whateverwhat did they mean by this? I know the dragons are getting all the budget, but can they not spare some for my nigga Cole especially that his death is an episode or 2 from now?
>>221916798They're a few inspirations, from Wales to Spain and moreCan't really one for one themBut since Latinas have played them before, they fit the idea of being Dornish
PLEASE STOP SHOWING ME ALICENT FOR HALF THE SHOWS RUNTIME. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.
>>221916870The character is always putting up an act, so it's kinda okay.
>>221916868Well.... is him..... Lord... (mumbles)
>>221915872Yeah they were the only named npcs in the rival army. Plus Robb Rivers leading the archers.
>>221916880>the only fight he won was when he dabbed on daemonThey didn't even give him that. Daemon beats him, then showboats allowing Criston to recover and 'win'
>>221916855Nope.Dorne seems inspired by Spain with the Rhoynar as a soft stand-in for Moors. Salty and Sandy Dornish are the more Moorish/Rhoynish, while Stony Donrish are more Latin/Andal.
>>221916855>>Stony Dornish = Castizo>>Salty Dornish = Mestizo>>Sandy Dornish = Indiogood points, it really does fit with three types instead of just being one thing or the other
>>221916870sara hess self-insert
>>221916870https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/MysariaMysaria had skin pale as milk.During the riot of King's Landing, Mysaria warned Rhaenyra against the coming dark. When Rhaenyra ultimately fled the capital, Mysaria remained at the Red Keep among other members of the court. Ser Garth the Harelip surrendered the Red Keep to Ser Perkin the Flea and his gutter knights, and Mysaria attempted to flee, but was taken. Perkin informed Mysaria that if she could travel naked through the city to the Gate of the Gods while being whipped, she would be allowed to live. Mysaria only made it halfway, dying on the city's cobblestones.
>>221916150>>221916746Dorne is al-andalus
>>221916888Alicent alongside Rhaenyra are the leads of HOTD, why won't they have half the shows screentime?
>>221916870This might be the worst character in the Game of Thrones universe. I can't recall if there was a character I hated seeing on my screen more than her.
I was so sure she'd break down in tears again, she was incredibly close
nothing fucking happened this episode either...
>>221916888i wonder how many niggas are going to rope when we see the alicent x rhaenyra makeout session in ep7
>>221916888Anon, it's a Rhaenyra/Alicent fanfic world. We're just living in it.
>>221916150How did they win every war?
>>221916912it's so sad we'll never get to see this
>>221916919She does nothing, every single Alicent scene takes place in her own room. Get this garbage slop out of my face.
>>221916855>>221916908it's based on iberian peninusla. not shithole america
>>221916932bullshit writing by a fat hack
>>221916932better fighters
>>221916868lord poofter or something
>>221916932>AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY TARGARYEN MASTERS PLEASE SPARE US! WE KNEEL!>the targaryen lowers their guard>the dornish fucks stab them all in the back
>>221916920i hate her. and i acknowledge she's good looking too. her look are being overpowered by how shit her acting and demeanor is.
>>221915595Stop lying you see Mysaria boobs in s1 you ungrateful fuck
>>221916855Next con I see him at, I want to ask him about this. It just fits so perfectly.
>>221916932valyria had to drop 300 dragons to even defeat the rhoynar. these guys aren't pussies like andals who ran before fighting
>>221916932traversing the desert sucks
>There are people on this planet who thought this was a good episode
>>221916932Killed a dragon and scared (((Targs))) for generations
>>221916932According to George R. R. Martin, Dorne is partially inspired by Wales, Spain, and Palestinewow that did not age well mr martin
>>221916932Mastering the spawn cheat commands.
>>221916963that body was mad tight in ex machina
Do we still want a Valyria show considering someone like Hess will write it?
>>221916698Where is that from??
Did Cole go full retard?
>>221916989martin needs to stop dealing with these jews.
>>221916989>someone like Hess will write it?yes it will be the obligatory jew propagandist pretending to be a normal working person
>>221916982why?
>>221916698I recorded it with my phone, thoughts?
>>221917000they own him
>>221916999just incel doing incel things
>>221916698>consensual sexFucking ew
>>221916988>mad tightIs that code for skinny and small boobas?Because yes
>>221916978so your here just to bitch and whinge like a woman?
>>221916989>Do we still want a Valyria show considering someone like Hess will write it?Who asked for Valyria show in the first place?
>>221916150i will now fight for dorne
>>221916719kek
>>221917030Is it masucline to enjoy goyim slop writing?
>>221917029>Is that code for skinny and small boobas?you don't need more than that.
>>221916150why is /tv/ suddenly so obsessed with brown girls? what the fuck is going on
the npr recaps need a better editor
>>221917032You don't want to see the highs of Valyrian civilization? I do. Hundreds of dragons, glorious cities, etc. At least a Valyria flashback episode in the Aegon The Conqueror show.
When did Alicent and Rheynra get abortions?
>>221917069Coomers LARPing
>>221917067I need much more than that
>periods>abortions>lesbian shitI hate women writers so much, they can think of nothing else except their hole
Playing the AGOT CK2 with a mod that adds hundreds of hypotetical cadet branches hidden across the whole of Westeros I accidentaly found one of them while playing the Celtigars: house Kostoba, founded by Aemond's bastard that somehow received a barony in Claw IslandBut for the love of God DO NOT research what "Kostoba" means in valyrian
>>221917094no you don't nigga.
>>221917091Rhae Rhae fucked Cole and Daemon (as a kid). Alicent fucked Cole.
>>221917079Valyrian is like any mythical lost civilization that works only a a subtext for a story taking place elsewhere else: the less you know about it and remains mysterious, the better is
>>221917101they were right prominent ancient Greek philosophers like Aristotle truly believed women were biologically and morally inferior—essentially viewing them as "incomplete men" or "deformed males.
>>221917122
>>221916995The behind the scenes thing they air, "The house that dragons built". Latest episode
>>221917128it wasn't always mythical. it was like rome. they came from humble beginnings
>>221917079>You don't want to see the highs of Valyrian civilization?No. Prequels should be banned by law.
>>221916978>episodes 1-3 are good>it’s because they were really episodes 9 and 10 of season 2, and episode 1 of season 3>those are the only episodes where something ever happens in the show anywaysWe won’t have a good episode the rest of the season
>>221917128>Valyrianatlantis/melibone copied, pasted by martin
>>221916820Fabien Frankel had to stand on top of a box when they filmed that because hes so much shorter than the actor who plays Lord Piper lmao
Might start Manderlymaxxing
>>221917143So they will all be filler episodes until the finale?
What a ridiculous non-episode>nothing happens™>Aegon and Larys just running around aimlessly>Cole and Gwain running around aimlessly>Alicent and Helaena running around aimlessly>Ormund is a complete caricature of a villain (has a fit when a kid beats him at chess)>The Haunting of Harrenahl 2: Aemond Boogaloo>some randos scale a sheer cliff by hand, w/o any gear -- immediately proceed to rape>Tyland just appears out of nowhere to immediately find the cripple pair>that absolutely inconsequential kill by Aegon>there's a rebel faction in the city big enough to just off a detachment of 20 guardsWtf was this nonsense? Just when things were getting better in E3, along come this and the previous episode. Only saving grace was picrel and the couple of Gwain-Cole interactions (I genuinely feel bad for Gwain, good on the actor).
>>221917143>>episodes 1-3 are goodnah they were shit. especially ep3
>>221917000and do what instead? write his books?kekaroooo
>>221917163>I genuinely feel bad for Gwain, good on the actortrue
>>221917162next episode should be butcher's ball. should be funep7 will have sunfyre coming back and aegon's speech
>>221917163>some randos scale a sheer cliff by hand, w/o any gear -- immediately proceed to rapeThis part actually sent me when it happend. Clownworld writing.
Brothel queens status?
>>221917163>>some randos scale a sheer cliff by hand, w/o any gear -- immediately proceed to rapekek this was the funniest shit. how did they even scale the walls?
>>221917163>>221917197Also they are randomly ironborns because blacks would never try to rape a woman while hunting Aemond ofc
What's the point having fucking infantry screening for the cavalry if they can't spot obvious caltrops?
>>221917197>>221917206they are of the naruto ninja team that are part of the 20 good men group that did the rest on the episode
>>221917203Show Alicent unironically deserved it tho
>>221917230morale buffs
>>221917230>screening for the cavalryi like that only the horses stepped on them as if there was no chance that a human could be injured by one
>>221917231No, for climbing and rape you only need 10 good men.
>>221917256They're like modern anti tank mines, they don't go off if anything too light goes over them
>>221915682you really saying that in a general infested with phoneposters, slop spammers and normies from twitter and facebook? literally last thread some tranny posted a timestamp for attention
>>22191725920 men for double the rape then
How do I just know that the rest of the season will feel rushed because we got 20 useless Alicent scenes instead of more focus on Tumbelton?
>>221917267>some tranny posted a timestamp for attentionIt was a realy foid, breast dont lie
>>221917277>focus on Tumbelton?this will SADLY SUCK
>>221917206they climbed the rocks not the walls, retard
>>221917277Alicent and Mysaria and all their scenes are destroying this season. All of them are pure bullshit added to the plot that forces actually canonical events to be either delayed or cut
So many Alicent and Mysaria scenes. Excruciating
>>221917267>>221917284sauce?
>>221917284whats the difference between a tranny and a foid attentionwhore
>>221917313>Mysaria scenes.the goldcloak commander has been killed off in the show when he dies much later in the books but the mysaria yiti insert of the cretin jew cunt is still alive and taking up time and space in the episodes
>>221917079Sounds gay
>tfw you meet a mother who doesn't want to kill all her kids
>>221917362this show is so jewish
>Helena mentions the murder of her son for the first time since the crime
>>221917362She's gone from calling for the death of her kids to calling for the death of her grandkids
What is Mysaria's arc exactly? Why is she on my screen? What does she do? What will she do? What has she DONE? They aren't even scissoring this season? Will she scissor Alicent instead? Is it all just forced asian inclusion?
>no ratcatchers mentioned this episodeinto the trash it goes
>>221917368Conversely, the writers contrast the noble Helaena, who refuses to abort her baby and abandon her daughter, with the immoral Alicent
>>221917416Catbros eating good, literally
>Littlefinger gestured languidly. "A trade envoy from Lys once observed to me that Lord Stannis must love his daughter very well, since he'd erected hundreds of statues of her all along the walls of Dragonstone. 'My lord', I had to tell him, 'those are gargoyles'.
>>221917412jew self insert of showrunner
Is Joffery betrothed in this adaption?
>>221917163>>Tyland just appears out of nowhere to immediately find the cripple pairit was the funniest shit. those fake leaks showing him missing an entire arm would've been better
>>221917362This is actually one of the worst parts of the writing, a woke modern perspective.The idea that these people give a single fuck about how moral their kids is a joke, that shit is for commoners not something the royals should ever be portrayed as giving a fuck about, atleast not to the point of wanting / aiding the death of their heirs.
>>221917455>gargoylesthis word always made me feel strange and turns out its from"gargoyle" traces back to the Ancient Greek word γ α ρ γ α ρ i ζ ω (gargarizein), an onomatopoeic verb meaning to "wash the throat" or "gargle."and after knowing this they stopped seems so mystical
>>221917416Didn't they mention them lol? When Daemon walks the street with the guard it seemed he talked about how they died suffering. Maybe he was talking about some other people though.
>>221917412Hess lesbian self insert. Only reason she gets and absurd amount of screentime (more than Aemond and Ormund-daeron combined so far)despite having no relevance on the plot
>>221915994>ABORT IT, HALAENA, IT MIGHT BE A BOY AND YOU CAN’T TAKE THAT RISKAnd some anon deigned to say HotD employed subtext.
Aemond is so bad
So what are they doing with the Meagor storyline? Will she just get stabbed and he dies in the womb? Kinda dosen't have the same effect...
Show expects me to believe Daemon's shitty "trust in your kween" speech turned unpaid, frightened borderline mutinous men around in 15 seconds and Cole's shitty gods speech convinced his men to go on a suicide mission with him but the writing isn't good enough for that
>>221917552Michael Jackson bad
>>221917595Raping kids bad
>>221917582the message is that men are dumb and easily swayed by emotional outbursts, whereas women are rational and intelligent
>be master of whispers>need to have the basics of scheming and intrigue and cutting deals explained to you like you're five by the person you thought you just cornered>mfw
So the bat thing with alys is a hint that she starts house whent right?
>>221915349>rebuild the fleet in the ruins of Drift MarkJust why? Drift Mark isn't even a city, it didn't have shipping infrastructure before it was sacked and certainly no longer.Why not just build a fleet in King's Landing?
Why are you still here watching this trash?
I like Ormund
>>221915491>not "The nose is long"
>>221917610there’s no message there schizo, it’s just shitty, implausible writing
>>221917652something to do and talk about with anon frens
>>221917647Driftmark is also the name of the island.
>>221915723It's like poetry. It rhymes.
>>221917647Driftmark absolutely has large port towns such as Hull and Spicetown
>>221917605
>>221917582I was absolutely convinced that the point of that scene was that daemon gave a shitty speech that only worsened the morale because he talked about targ war plans and his vision of a new Valyria and fucking dorne as if any of that matters to cops that havent been paid in weeks.But then they all stood up and cheered anyway and I felt like I was going insane.
>>221917749You don’t get it the rogue prince has so much charisma that everyone’s loyal to him dude even years after he’s not a cop anymore he’s just THAT frickin kewl
>>221917749It showed that they are all nazi-chuds who support Daemon's third Valyrian Reich.
Perhaps I should give a real shot to see how bad it getsI've been just skipping everything unless a dragon appears
>>221917749>paid in weeks.when he took gold from the vale he took several bagsin the scene where he hands the gold to R he brings only 1 bagwhat happened to the other bags?
>>221917069Changing demographics, my friend.
>>221917788
>>221917455why did valyrians put gothic architecture on their castle. are they stupid?
>>221917122Who the fuck keeps casting that bitch. She was already bad in Devs.
>>221916447I love Alys the sexy witch.
So Cole invented the 20 good men gambit which Ramsay later perfected?
>>221917788Look at this guy, noticing things.
>>221917362and grandkids
>>221915944>that lame ass stabbing scene with Aegon?I do not concur with this description.
So, what happens now? Is Alicent just gone for the next eps?
This is the man the showrunners want us to root against? In favour of Rhaenyra? Hugh and Ulf would never betray this goat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVGAPpegwdQ
>>221917955>Is Alicent just gone for the next eps?HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! YOU WISH!
>And now we tune into Larys Strong's grindset podcast
Aemond was briefly based for going witcher mode on ironborn fucking shits before simping for le quirk chungus witch again
>We can't go back the door is closed!
>>221916919Tyrion, Jon, and Dany would miss an entire episode or two if the writers thought they weren't up to anything exciting that week. House of the Dragon's writers have insisted that Rhaenyra and Alicent need to take up the majority of the runtime, even if the characters have absolutely NOTHING to do, and it brings down the entire show. House of the Dragons characters are more thinly drawn than Game of Thrones despite being a smaller cast, because Rhaenyra and Alicent are just complete black holes of charisma that suck everything out of the rest of the show
>D'arcy's best acting performance is when she's speaking a fake foreign languageweeeeeeeeeeeew
>>221918022Aren't these secret passages supposed to let you sneak out and back in?
>>221917163>some randos scale a sheer cliff by hand, w/o any gear -- immediately proceed to rape>Wtf was this nonsense?Those were idiotborn, anon. I'll bet anything the swarthy one belonged to House Codd too.
So how bad was the episode this week?
>>221918049not in the sarah hess logic universe
>>221918106AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>221918049secret passage traps you in secret corridor, the corridor is a dead endso its a suicide booth of sorts
>Aemond thinks Alicent loves Aegon more>Aegon thinks Alicent loves Aemond more>In reality she's trying to kill them both
>>221918106rape/10
>>221918049>Aren't these secret passages supposed to let you sneak out and back in?sarah could not tolerate a woman being pregnant and staying alive, she just has to kill her
>>221917737and those rival king's land shipdecks?
>>221918137And her unborn grandchild in the same episode kek
>>221918106booba cocka
>>22191810620goodmen/10
>>221918106There almost nothing in the actuall episode of what was show in the preview. Scummy promotion alone would make it bad
>>221918158And her granddaughter.
I'm not watching, what's the justifcation for Alicent trying to abort her grandchild?
>Everyone says “what 0 pussy does to a mf” but I’ve seen what pussy does do to a mf and it’s much worse>CristonCole.png
>mfw Alicent loves abortions so much she has them when she isn't even pregnant
>>221918189If it’s a boy, it’s a rival and Rhaenyra and Daemon will kill it. So let’s kill it first.
>>221918149Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're staying alive. Staying alive.Feel the city breaking and everybody shaking.And we're staying alive. Staying alive.
>>221918189She was bored
>It's another "shut up white boy, you're privileged" moment>This time from Larys
>>221918189Rhaneyra will kill the child if it's a male so she has to kill him first to rack up that k/d and if it's a female she will be kept hostage so she has to kill her too because women would rather die than not be free or something
>Braavosi heat, and monkeys
>>221918189ABORTIONS FOR ALL
>>221918239Except the shows Rhaenyra has been depicted as a saint who would never ever do that, so Alicent believing that Helaenas child is in danger comes across as delusional and Alicent just wants to abort Helaenas son because she sees murdering her male descendants as empowering
>>221918262ABORTIONS FOR SOME, MINIATURE HOUSE HIGHTOWER BANNERS FOR OTHERS
>>221918189its a antisemitic to show the opposite
>Alicent and Helaena stuck in the secret tunnel>Helaena dies from thirst or whatever before they discover Alicent>Ormund blames Rhaenyra (he probably cheers when he hears Helaena died to show how eviiiiil he is)>Smallfolk get roused into riotingWatch this happen.
>>221918189Rhaenyra can't kill her grandchild if she kills it first you see. It's very good intelligent writing and not something written by a turbo jew.
Tyland walking in like fucking Obi Wan with that hood
>>221918303Jesus Christ you're a fucking idiot.
>>221918327And the only reason Alicent is hydrated enough to survive is because she drank the abortion juice. It’s quite frankly brilliant storytelling.
>>221918327Small folk don’t care about Helaena
>>221918327now helena it's time for your abortion
>>221918333They must have taken cues from the ending of mass effect>Robots get created and kill all organic life, what do we do?>Make a robot to figure out why>It decides to kill all organic life before the other robots can kill all organic life
>Look, in my bootImagine not strip searching a torture victim, fucking amateurs
>>221918335>"so what's the news chaps any good abortions lately?"
>>221918225What's funny to me about that scene is Rhaenyra is far more fucking whiny then Aegon but nobody ever comments on that.
>>221915944Atleast he can kill a man without crying.Meanwhile Rheanyra misses against a kneeling old man and then has to cry about it aswell.
>>221918379Ser Luthor gave his mom like a 150th-trimester abortion.
>>221915649Go back
>>221915735It's not the female actress fault for the shitty writing.
The writing is so inconsistent, Haeleana acts like a tard before and now suddenly remembers >Oh right, these people killed my son
>>221918388all she needs is a good abortion
>>221915944I thought it was cool
>>221915675Summer islands
>>221918399It’s her fault for being a bald fat fuck. She’s finally morphed into the character she was supposed to be in Ready Player One.
>>221918418>It’s her fault for being a bald fat fuckUNBOWED. UNBENT. UNBROKEN.
God the final Criston monologue was terrible
>>221916150congrats you finally got some (You)s
>>221915675I don't watch football, why is everyone seemingly glad Argentina lost?
>>221918436no it was inspirating
>>221918436>i'm the realm's greatest warriorCoal needs to eat some humble pie where did that even come from
>>221918189True. Isn't her character supposed to be women for Trump? Why does she support abortions now
>>221917652why are you fucking here? just to bitch like a woman? go watch trannies on /b you insufferable twat
>>221918447
>>221918464>comedy sting as he gets pin cushioned with arrows
Why didn't the foids leave the secret door jammed open?
Someone make a new thread before I shit myself
>aemond waking up like a little baby from his nightmareKWAB daemon mogs that wannabe-daemon so hard it's not even funny
>>221915349have you nit picking nancy faggots considered that if you dont like the show to not partake in its threads?
>>221918454>"I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy, we fought ourselves. The enemy was in us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, for the rest of my days."
>>221917693Cope, wokoid
>>221915349>Talibanmore like the vietcong
>>221918518shit in the horn instead your grace
>>221918522Aemond's harrenhal scenes are already more entertaining
Wasn't this the episode critics hyped up
>>221918545>The enemy was in us.
>>221918584Well its the best in the season so farNot a high bar, but still
>>221918509Why wouldn't you be able to open the door from the passage?
>>221918619Exit only secret door? Wouldn't want someone to sneak up on you
>>221918545>I’m leading you on a suicide mission for my own nihilist desire to die in battleOkay, so just knife Cole in his sleep and ride home.
>>221918584Did they get all the eps or just 1-5, or 1,3,5 or something?
>>221918464He did beat Daemon, who is himself an anime character who can fight entire garrisons by himself. Criston is pretty explicitly the greatest knight of his era in the books, the show just kinda forgot to adapt that minor part of his character.
Can alys actually teleport or did she run away while the camera was off her?
>I am the realms greatest warriorWOULDNT IT BEEN COOL TO SEE THAT BEYOND THE 15 SECONDS JOUST FIGHT IN THE FIRST EPISODE THREE SEASONS AGO
>>221918655She learned it from Danhausen.
>>221918648Critics got episodes 1-4I dont really know how you can review a season you've only seen half of but a lot of them did that
I can’t take it anymore, I’ve had enough of these episodes where nothing happens :(It’s going to be like GoT again isn’t it - they’ll cram a season of content into a few episodes at the end
Based maester getting past the cringe misogynist guards by mentioning "lady problems"
Why weren't Alicent and Helaena guarded when they went out the front door? Aren't there guards at night?
>>221918643He would have been well within his rights to do that, take the remaining host to Ormund and nobody would have fucking cared about Cole, especially as his only friend is "dead"
>>221918706They have to cram:The riotsThe god eyesAegon taking dragonstone The stormingThe death of Rhaenyra Addam gathering a new armySecond tumbletonThe baratheons taking KLBattle of the kings roadThe hour of the wolfThe epilogue
>>221918731He's retarted because this is how the whispers got started
>>221918464He is, in the books, where hes supposed to be a prototype Jaime. In the show all his fighting achievements were either ruined or outright cutted
>>221918706What do you mean nothing happened, the Gold cloaks were wiped out by mysteryfags BTFOing any idea that Daemon was strong, Cole went insane and his men abandoned him, Haelana was shown to be the only good mother on the show, asian slut pouted a bunch, Aegon was humilitated (again) but made up with his crippled friend which was cute. The slaughter of the gold cloaks at the end was probably the best single scene in this entire season
>I don't want itHelaena's Jon Snow impression was way ahead of its time
>>221918464Cole is of his time the best. He'd still get shit on by a Jamie or a Dayne, but 99.9% of people would as is.
>>221918750>The death of RhaenyraShe;s shaving her head and moving to Essos just like her husband. No way they kill her off
>>221918761>In the show all his fighting achievements were either ruined or outright cuttedWhere can I read those?
>>221918768None of this happened in the books. Only stuff worthy happening are the canonicall events
>>221918750none of these are happening this season besides the riot
>>221918738funny thing is, he wouldn't be in that situation anyway if he hadn't volunteered back then to join cole's army...should have stayed with daddy and sis
>>221918474because we need to self-flagellate with a tenacity that you will find astonishing
>>221918809>this seasonNext season and I doubt the riots are part of this season.
>>221918768Everybody languished in their respective locations
>>221918474Why are you here?
>>221918820To be fair, at the time he didn't know Cole as a deranged pussy-whipped martyr
>>221918820I wonder what they're going to do with him now, he was relatively minor in the books so I guess maybe just die at Tumbleton as well?
>>221918831they do shit job at dealing with consequences mid season so I imagine dragons and Helaena dying are good thing to leave unexplained
>>221918643>>221918738la la la la la la i am not listeninggwayne x criston==otp
>>221918750We're probably only getting first tumbleton (Ormund dying), the two betrayers betraying, the riots/storming and Rhaenyra and Aegon leaving for Dragonstone this season.
>Larrys: you're shit and awful>also Larrys: also I'm still going to serve you
>>221918760>He's retarted
>>221917652Because there is literally nothing else to watch
>>221918522>wannabe daemon What is with this recent push in people shilling daemon. Did he do something interesting lately I missed?
>>221918848Him and Tyland Lannister are the only characters I like. What does that say about me?
>>221918884he's been based since s1 when he groomed his niece
>>221918848yeah sure join this strange man you barely know anything about, without giving it a second thought...they are heading into a war against dragons what did he expect to return safely?
>>221918820>should have stayed with daddy and sisSo Alicent could sell him out and Rhaenyra could awkwardly hack him apart? He made the right choice.
>>221918905>this strange man you barely know anything aboutYou mean the recently appointed hand of the king
>>221918865OBSERVE NOW, YOUR GRACE, AS I VERY SLOWLY RUN AWAY!
>>221918801>In his season 1 tournament vs Daemon in the book won fair, while in the show attacked from behind>He easily killed Harwin Strong in a fair 1v1 duel,the show cutted their duel entirely and Harwin got crisped in Harrenhall instead>Reported to be the best morning star user in the entire history of Westeros, while still very good with any other melee weapon>Riverman army was afraid to put in him a 3v1 duel trial as he proposed in exchange of letting his men free because they knew he would had likely won
So does Cole want to die because he got PTSD from seeing a dragon fight one (1) time, or because he's a smelly upjumped pleb?
>>221918920Except Aegon was running away from him this episode, he could literally fuck off and disappear and nobody would care
>>221918926He wants to die because he broke his oath with Rhaenyra and Alicent and he can't handle the shame which has twisted him into a monster he no longer recognises in the mirror
>>221918926he's an incel boi witnessing his first bloody battle and immediately regretting it
>>221918923That's it? I was expecting something cool.
>>221918839because I have an interest in the show besides whining about it
>>221918926Cole has literally nothing to live for
>>221918962Jaime didn’t have any feats either yet he’s considered the goat because George said so. It’s the same thing with Cole. If the kingmaker nickname didn’t tip you off that Cole was basically supposed to be Jaime then you are retarded
>>221918923>while in the show attacked from behindFunny, you'd think Daemon would be used to that, because he's gay>cutted their duelsaaaaaaaar, cut is past tense already > as he proposed in exchange of letting his men free because they knew he would had likely wonffs sort your English out
>>221918987Jaime is lame as well.
>>221918973So what? Same with every other smelly peasant, he's not special
>>221919010Why are you seething
>>221918995T. Reddit fag who thinks daemon and Jon snow are the best swordsmen ever Retard
>>221918987>Jaime didn’t have any feats eitherThen what did Lord Commander Brienne write in the white book in the last episode?
>>221919022Not an argument.
>>221918962Forgot that he was awarded his knighthood by pretty much soloing a Dornish sentry tower all by himself
So is Cole going to try to surrender to spare his men or I guess that's now got to be changed because he wants everyone to die? And that they're not doing his epic fail death either
new bread>>221919060>>221919060>>221919060>>221919060>>221919060
>>221918992You still understood what i was meant to say. Calm down pal.
>>221919059He’s only going to have a few men left helping him. I’m sure they’re going to keep this scene as it was in the book because Cole’s death HAS TO BE THE SAME but no other scene can.
>>221919076>You still understood what i was meant to say.saaaaaaar again
>>221918995moar liek JAIME is LAIME amirite lel
>>221919033Fuck knows. She closed the book before letting the ink dry.
>>221919093stop bullying ESL-kun
>>221919114NO!
>>221918660isn't aemond better than him?
>>221917551It's so stupid that only boys are deemed a risk when Rheanyra herself is a woman on the throne
