welcome back golden lion editionPrev >>221915349
Witch sex next episode?
They 100% fucked.
>>221919084HALAENA WHY YOU DONT WANT TO EXTERMINATE OUR OWN BLOODLINE LIKE MEABORT NOW OR ELSEYOU ARE AN INSANE FREAK
>weekly attempted rape scene on AlysWho’s next, Helaena? Is nothing sacred
>>221919094i would fuck fabien too. no homo>>221919084are those helly milkers real or just padding?
>>221919094Is the actress pregnant or just a bit chubby?
>>221919094He looks like such an Arab
>>221919079Hope she pushes him against a wall and wanks him off in his trousers while staring him in the eyes.
>>221919119>"No, Mother, a baby is a living creature!"/"I DON'T CARE!">whips up the horses, deliberately running over various cute children and their pets>laughs
>>221919126>>221919126>Green man saves a woman from attempted rapeYup
>>221919119Is Alicent actually a based Targ killer, spawn camping em?
>>221919140Indian Jew. Same thing
>>221919142she'll probably peg him
>>221919132The actress has big boobs
>>221919154It's called an arc
>>221919198Expectations: subverted
>>221919164She did remove as many dragons as possible from KL back in the day
>>221919142Odds he moans "mommy"?
So with Aegon complaining about his brother does he not know that Aemond basically started the war with his murder of Lucerys?
>>221919255Sadly they removed that part from the show including the feast and I don't know why because they hate the greens.
>>221919255i thought he want to throw a feast congratulating aemond for that?
So, uh, Tyland was just hanging around the Riverlands for the wonderful surroundings?
>>221919079Never, it's going to be purely platonic
>>221919164The ancestral andal bloodline in her awakened and its pushing for the complete annihilation of any incestous alien of low intellect around hee
>>221919297Lies!
I legit thought Helena’s was going to jump this episode
>>221919291Maybe the exiled king with an exploded cock might have changed his opinion on the matter during a rant
>singlehandedly redeems this trainwreck of a show
why does everyone hate cole and like aemond and daemon?
>>221919314>"The window will have to do">*jumps*
>>221919294Rook's Rest is a crownlands keep on the shores of the Gullet near Dragonstone. This was a major plot point in season 2 Its still a huge coincidence but it's not like he walked to the other side of the country
Why is Ormund such a little bitch?
>>221919326Because Cole rejected rhaenyra and called her a bad word. That’s literally it. Rhaenyra fans hate him for that. Alicent fans hate him because she fucked him and not rhaenyra. Daemon fans hate him because they think daemon isn’t an incel and he’s cool even if he literally choked rhaenyra
>>221919326>why does everyone hate a jeet and like white chadsjeez idk
>>221919320Wish she'd ledeem my cock, iykwim
>>221919138let her cooke
>>221919367>white chads like Matt smith and Ewan who are both inbred monsters
>>221919320I don't even think shes that bad, it's the accent and being next to theatrically trained actors
>>221919397Inbred just means pure of blood
>won't kill her unborn baby>won't abandon her daughter Why is Helena so fucking unreasonable about every little thing?
Amond One-Eye, I'm mommy. You're a big boy.
>>221919326Only people that aren't bots on here that hate Cole are my female coworkers
>>221919407>and being next to theatrically trained actorslol, there are basically no good performances on the show, and none with whom she shares scenes with
I'm calling it now. When Aegon captures Rhaenyra, he'll want to "be a good man" for once so he'll decide to spare her life. But in a "shocking twist", an enraged Sunfyre, having none of it, will pounce on her and eat her alive right then and there before anyone can even react.You heard it here first.
>>221919425>tyland and alys in a pose off.
>>221919425>hfw I last only three thrusts
>>221919434ok give me 1 good performance in any movie/showmore than one (You) = i accept your concession and win
So it's confirmed that Tyland fucked the tranny then
>>221919425Did she actually expect Daemon to give her Harrenhal? Is she retarded?
>>221919478Well, when in Braavos.
Shit episode, shit sir criston speech, shit aemond scenes, shit niggers in their dragons doing nothing. It's so over for this show
>>221919504she EARNED harrenhal chuddy
>>221919326He was mean to a woman who wanted to use him as a toy
>>221919425ugly toadfaced renfaire larper with an accent almost as grating as miseria's
>>221919362the war is constantly keeping him from daeron's bedchamber
>>221919513It never even began.
>>221919326>>221919364Coles entire character is whinging because Rhaenyra was never going to commit to a proper relationship with him. He was right to be pissed/upset but to turn traitor was a step too far but he didn't stop there, he continued to whinge the entire time he was on the side of the greens and fucked up everything by being a retard who wanted to make friends bask in unearned power, it was his fault Aegon dismissed Otto which sealed the Greens fate. And of course he just whinges even more about a situation he created that he could have avoided long ago. He is the least honorable character in the entire show
Remember /got/hotd/dunk/Never apologize for victory
>>221919513This series is the Dark Souls 2 of ASOIAF TV shows.
>>221919298oh.. right
>>221919298Ah yes, that guy.
>>221919604He's getting bratty.
>>221919621Like i said. Brazilians hate Cole for dumb reasons.
>>221919647>>221919659yes of course
Who are the soldiers with cole again? Are they hightower lads?
>>221919621But he's the hottest man on the show so I like him :3
>>221919799All the living greens are hightowers after the riverlords fucked the lannister army
>>221919799Crownlanders, there is a guy with a Stokeworth shield
#GOLD LIVES MATTER
Ew.
>>221919904Not every character can be as pretty as post-transition but pre-op Fake Daeron
>>221919799He rallied the finest fellow incels of the realm and launched a holy guerrilla against the sex-haver normies
>>221919079Do you have to ask?She has the power to disappear, summon creatures, wind.. She was about to get ''raped'' but her silver knight came in chopping.
>>221919989Aemond killed a guy with a tree root, he deserves witch anal
The way people's nicknames are inserted in the dialogue is so clunky.
>>2219190601. Arthur Dayne2. Barristan Selmy3. Aemon the Dragonknight4. Duncan the tall5. Jaime Lannister6. Daemon Blackfyre7. Criston Cole8. Daemon Targaryen9. Karl Tanner the fookin legend10.Sandoq the Shadow
>>221920025Clegane bros should be on Here
>>221920025Aemond sure was impressive when he...
>we've lost half the soldiers we set out with>there are 200 rivermen for each of us>you march us to certain deathRight, because you were surely going to win when it was just 100:1 against you?
>>221920085cole said it was a harassing and delay campaign before joining ormund then he said it was just a suicide rush
>I am the Realm's greatest warrior
>>221920036The Hound, for sure, but only Zombie Mountain. Oberyn pretty conclusively showed that Gregor wasn’t really all that when stacked up against someone with actual skill. I’d say everyone in that “top ten” could kill him.
>>221919084hate this retarded cow bitch. I hope she dies this season
>>221920146>I’d say everyone in that “top ten” could kill him.Jaime was afraid of the mountain.
>>221920004He Logan'd that one guy.I think he's starting to fight good. If he gets his angst and silver locks under control he could kick Daemon's ass.
Mysaria would probably treat Helaena better than Alicent
>>221920085They were supposed to do a gorilla war
How it the ever loving fuck did enough Hightowers get into King's Landing unnoticed to pull this shit off?
The absolute state
>>221920163I’m sure a lot of people were afraid of him, mainly because he’s a sadistic rage beast that can literally crush a man’s skull in his bare hands. That doesn’t mean they’d lose to him in a duel.
>>221920146Oberyn without poison loses with Gregor still alive. And 1 vs 1 is different from warfighting, can't be clever in the throng when there's a 8 foot 500 lb cunt barreling down towards you
i can fix sara hess
>tfw no more rape
>>221920236>>221919298
>>221920249>That doesn’t mean they’d lose to him in a duel.>yeah no bro sorry I'm not going to fight the mountain for youHe knew he would lose vs the mountain.
>English graffiti in Westeros
There was a scene in this episode when Helaena and Alicent were standing face to face, and Helly was mogging her own mom SO BAD.
The absolute shit eater
>>221920261Oberyn could have killed him at any point after severing his Achilles tendon, poison or not.
>>221920284He’d lost his sword hand at that point. One thing you never hear any of them talking about is Gregor’s great skill.
>>221920297Total organic poster
>>221920332>One thing you never hear any of them talking about is Gregor’s great skill.people talk about his great rape skills all the timea proper green lad
>>221920247>>221920286>>221920306
>>221920333What
>>221920344Kek
i find more enjoyment watching the BTS videos than watching this shitshow.
>>221920333Sorry. My morning coffee hasn't kicked in yet.
>what
>>221920345
>>221920236>Greens close the city gates to prevent smallfolk from leaving>Blacks take the city and open the gates to "enable trade"The Hightowers are just walking through an open door
>A Reachman idolizes a D*rnishwoman
Was skipping through a Rhaenyra scene and could have sworn I caught another "I never asked for this" from her
THE CUMCATCHERS!
>>221920373
>>221920286That's not Lego. The studs are distinctly longer.
>>221920380tfw you hate targs so much you accidentally become a feminist
>>221920380>>221920409>the put a woman in charge!>I heckin love the queen of dorne!
>>221920025Now give us a top 10 greatest rapists.
Witches are so sexy I want a witch gf so bad. I know she would be my ruin but seven forgive me I can’t resist
>>221920427>a non Targaryen woman who hates targs gets respect over a Targaryen queenWOWOWOWWOW SHOCKER
>>221920308Sure thing Oberyn mate, a spear can puncture a steel boot in that tiny spot
>>221920137George said as much
So Alys is just wearing Simon Strong's clothes now? Must have had a lot of fabric to work with.
>>221920466George says a lot on nonsense
>>221920137Jaime in AFFC iirc
Just watched the episodeare we back?
>>221920473He beat daemon and harwin who are considered two of the finest warriors of the age
>>221920487time to shill again?
>>221920493He got his face smashed in by Harwin, in the training ground after Cole outed his bastards
>Tries to have her son killed>Tries to have her other son killed>Doesn't care about whether her third son lives or dies>Doesn't care about her dead grandson>Doesn't care about her brother>Doesn't care about her lover>Tries to kill her unborn grandson>Plans to abandon her granddaughterWhat is Alicent's problem?
>>221920436some unknown dothraki or slaversa slaver from yunkai could have raped more than 10 000 people
>>221920440She is butt ugly
>>221920519Nobody has ever given a shit about her, why should she give a shit about anyone?
>>221920247>let women in the writers room>rape scenes go up 1000%
cat noticed
>>221920533She looks good in the witch outfit and wig to me, very cfnmable
Am I supposed to hate Ormund? He's right about everything. If he had been king he would have brought Dorne to the Seven Kingdoms earlier
>>221920569I'm sure his gay smell bottle would conquer dorne
Am I green chud for feeling most satisfaction from the traitors feast than I ever had for entire season
>>221920519I just wish Helaena would finally call her out on wanting her entire family dead.Also what are they doing with this Helaenicent escape plot? Where's this "trapped in Maegor's maze" plot going to go? Why hasn't "The three of us should ride Dreamfyre out of the city" been brought up even ONCE? Sure feels like the writers forgot that Helaena is a dragonrider with a dragonbond.
>>221920584yeah
>>221920137Hes the best in the realm of his era as Jaime was in his. (book) Cole is a foil to Jaime, nicknames included (kingmaker/kingslayer)
>>221920440Witches truly are the best
Woah woah woahThere were a group of black soldiers looking for Aemond who wanted to RAPE!?
>>221920589Dreamfyre is in the dragonpit, how would she get there?
>>221920589>passengers on a dragonhym
>>221920163No he only said the Cleganes and Barristan were the only ones in the continent that had a chance to kill him in a fair 1v1
>>221920607No those are mercs trying to earn harrenhal not black soldiers.
>>221920473>the author knows less than me
>>221920607They weren't black, they were just filthy iron islanders
Why is she so obsessed with killing her family
>>221919060>Tyland just shows up with no explanation and immediately finds Laegon>Laegon wander aimlessly around and return to the town>succession of pointless Halicent scenes>have Alicent froth at the mouth trying to murder her unborn grandchild>succession of pointless Cwain scenes>Cole "the greatest warrior of the realm", despite not ever being shown to do anything besides murdering harmless old men>show Cwain's host successfully wage guerilla warfare on the river host, then w/o explanation show Cwain lagging behind them on the field>obligatory rapist of the episode>Rhaenyra continues to whine and do nothing>Ormund continues to seethe and do nothing>Daemon more concerned with cop-killers than with a host and claimant camped out nearby>more horrible Mysaria actingThis is bad writing even by Condom & Mess standards, what the actual fuck. And I'm not just nitpicking for the hell of it, I liked E03, but the last 2 episodes have been more of the same old nonsense. I feel bad for the objectively great cast who have to contend with this.
>>221920509>purposely egging a guy on with a smile on his face that got him banished Kek
is it just me or does it feel like they're setting up for Gwayne to betray and kill Criston and change his death entirely? Gwayne's dead at this point in the books anyway.
>>221920640>the author knows less than meThe author said Rhaenyra is the heir... Aegonbros?!
>>221920644>>Tyland just shows up with no explanationThey swim now
>>221919126We are at 4 out of 5 episodes now right? I assumed it was the writers barely concealed fetish but Sara Hess cant be writing them all can she?
>>221920642>"Mom for Trump">Look inside>The most pro-choice woman to have ever existed
>>221920569He is a complete fraud. He can't even beat a small boy in a tactical board game.
>>221920607Conveniently the rapist gang were iroborn chuds. So Saint Rhaenyra is innocent again
>MHYSA IS.A MASTER referenceNot kino
>Writers finally acknowledged his death
>>221920649>that got him banishedthat's not what happened thoharwin and his dad left the capital because he impregnated rhaenyra 3 times
>>221920642It's what stands in the way of yuri purelove sexx with RhaeRhae.
>>221920693Literally the only time it's been mentioned since it happened, lmaoooo
>>221920710but enough about the innocent ratcatchers
>>221920680>fraud All his plans have worked so far
>>221920677She dictates them to the writers' room.
>Most consistent and captivating plotline of the show is the Ratcatcher Saga
>>221919126>>221920677Did they actually put another attempted rape in this show?
>>221920644>Laegon>Halicent>CwainWhy are you using meme words that are usually used only by Tumblr femgooners shippers bro?
>>221920693Why don't they just call him Jaehaerys
Woah bro...
>>221920679>Trying to force a woman to abort against her wishes>"Pro choice"
>>221920640Well ask yourself, do you know some good satisfying ways in which ASOIAF could end? Because George doesn't.
>>221920738He won.
>>221920775Yeah I do. But you’ll have to wait untilI turn 60.
>>221920693I need a hundred more mentions of the Ratcatchers to offset this Black slander.
>>221920768Martin would had never come with such a genius scene. Hail Condal, hail Wess!
>>221920768I pointed this out several threads ago. Check the archive.
>>221920768How and why has Reddit devolved into Youtube Comment Section levels of intelligence and discourse? I don't even mean the liberal tranny thing. The posts and comments over there are trash these days.
>>221920768Logistically, how did they do this?
>>221920694>harwin and his dad left the capital because he impregnated rhaenyra 3 timesMaester's official records show that Ser Harwin left the capital in the company of his Father and Hand of the King, Ser Lionel Strong, in order to begin his duties as heir to Harrenhal.
>>221920805*Hess
>Then there is the current heir, Joffrey>That one is the bastard right? It's from when the queen was still whoring around?>Yes, now Daemon raises him like a good cuck>And what of his nigger daughters?>Oh those.... subhumans. We will see....Why are they like this?
>>221920822First, you need 20 good men...
>>221920768>random out of universe religious allusion for no reason2deep4me
>>221920768>people raised atheist think this is deeplol, lmaoI was in a book club reading Dune with a bunch of guys who were raised atheist and it was my job to explain every biblical reference. The takeaway was a realization that the cultural disconnect from religion has done irreparable damage to the zeitgeist or meaning of all literature. Most people don't even read The Iliad firsthand anymore. Even Daniel Green recently made a video about how much reading the Bible for the first time in his life, in his mid-20's, has reframed how he views literature and especially scifi-fantasy
>>221920863Mysaria even notices this. What the fuck is she doing?
>>221920816All that’s left there are Indians, ESL’s and mentally ill trannies, faggots and blue haired women.
>>221920863Average female leader cabinet
>>221920881>Putting a "traitors" sign under Christ and his apostlesPeculiar choice by the jewish screenwriters
>>221920743Didn't feel like typing out full character names, why the hell else
>>221920863I bet this nigga is going to pay Celtigars cock tax.
>>221919320Strong contender for worst actress of all time doesn't help that the character is terrible and nonsensical too
I liked how before everyone has conversations that anyone can overhear but because it's necessary fictional shorthand they don't hear anything but now there's one guard who overhears a conversation that should have been had outside of the castle while they were walking and then decides to act on in just to get killed by Aegon
>>221920816That's X or Bluesky or whatever it's called now.
>>221920894There was a decent video last month from a Youtuber who is a recovering alcoholic who makes videos about history.His point in this video was that religious return movements are usually full of shit and incorrect. Specifically the ghost dances of the Plains Indians and modern day neo-pagans. His point that modern neo-pagans try to make the pantheon more like the Christian God was pretty good.
>aegon kills "garrison" "commander" in plain sight>no one fucking caresWhy did anyone listen to that guy again?
>>221919434>there are basically no good performances on the showStop being retarded, the cast is the only good thing in this show, everyone is doing a great job aside from mysaria who is awful
>>221920863>open traitors in your own fucking small councilWhat are we even doing here? I wanted them to depict Rhaenyra's reign as incompetent, but not like this. I think it would've been better if both Rhaenyra and Aegon started this season as arrogant, entitled and know-it-all, and learned meekness in their individual circumstances. Or more ideally, Aegon learns meekness and humility and ultimately wins the war, while Rhaenyra suffers and falls under her pride. I think that's the best theming they could've gone with in the show.
>>221920970He was a jerk
>>221920869Lmao
>>221920989>I think that's the best theming they could've gone with in the show.But you already know Aegon lost the war.>>221920970Aegon was sitting in some kind of hole when he killed the guy, only Tyland and Larys saw the whole thing.
Isn't the goldcloaks barracks a part of the Red Keep? How did a substantial fighting force get in, kill them all, arrange them in a melodramatic diorama, and then get out without anybody noticing?
>>221920105They got all the way to the Stoney Sept, it's almost half way to Tumbleton from Harrenhal, Criston wasn't lying but he realized they wouldn't make it or only a few would.In the book they just got ambushed and they were the ones that actually suffered the guerilla and scorched earth tactics from the rivermen.
>>221921053Asian diaspora female writer.
>>221920987>everyone is doing a great job
>>221921053Well, the Goldcloaks are their own security...
Why doesn't ormund's 20 good men simply kill rhaenyra?
>>221920894This guy is an absolute monster of an actor. He’s phenomenal in Star City, too.
>>221920968This is veering off topic but imo it's worse than that because most Christians are protestants who have entirely divorced themselves from the bronze age mentality of apostolic Christianity and Orthodox Judaism. So the neo-pagan revivals have no grounding whatsoever and are painting on a warped idea of Christianity onto their warped views of neopaganism and take with them the protestant concepts of knowing the divine as a mental assent rather than one in ritual, sacrifice, and prayer.
>>221921058>rivermen suffered guerrilla in riverlandbravo!
>>221921095I still can't believe he was in Harry Potter>>221920768ngl I really liked this scene and it's disappointing I got a stronger emotional reaction out of this scene for a bunch of faceless gold cloaks than Blood and Cheese.
>>221921117*bravo Hess!
>>221921117Actual gorillas could save this show.
>>221921101I thank God most weeks that I was raised high-church.
>>221921092Or certainly Daemon, who was walking around unarmored all day with Luthor.
Honestly, the Larys and Aegon buddy cop adventures have been pretty funBut Sunfyre needs to wake up and Aegon needs to lock in nowVacation is over, self pity is over, it's time to be dreadful in vengeance, righteous, and glorious.
>>221921153Luna’s dad? That’s fucking great.
I'm so tired of being gaslit by Rhaenyra fans who pretend the show is even-handed and doesn't have a huge agenda in trying to portray her as the objective heroine of the Dance
>>221921234Sunfyre ded bro
speed watcher here where tf is hugh?
>>221921101Pagan (as opposed to neopagan) religions were all about orthopraxy rather than orthodoxy. They didn't necessarily believe "in" the gods per se, and belief was not required to do the rituals. The rituals and sacrifices were what mattered, because they maintained a kind of transactional parity between the human community and the divine. "I give you 20 oxen, you give us a good harvest." Personal devotion and especially personal salvation had little to no importance in this context and that is what neopagan religions will never get right, since they are nostalgic recreations by alienated modern people to feel better about themselves, not community-based acts of ritual which were about propitiation.
I will say it sure seems like Gwayne is the best green and maybe the only rational person in the entire Dance after the death of Otto. I actually thought he was gonna go off-book, murder Cole and fuck off back to Oldtown. That's the good ending he deserves.
>>221921263>by Rhaenyra fansPeople itt will call you a black tranny if you say the book and show are anti green.
>>221921234If he hasn't conquered Dragonstone by the end of the season I really worry for season 4 we have 11 episodes left of the entire series and it feels like the show is still dragging its feet and wasting time with endless Rhaenyra and Alicent scenes
>>221921275Circling endlessly around Tumbleton
>>221921164Nah the Velaryons aren't that popular
>>221921263But she is clearly portrayed as inept, both as a political leader and in interpersonal relations.
>>221921299Kek
>>221921275He and Ulf are camping tumbleton and letting the green soldiers walk in and out at the convenience.>>221921283Gwayne is the only decent person.
Was really hoping they were gonna use the dialogue from Tyrion and (f)Aegon's cyvasse scene with Ormund and Daeron. "Keep your dragon close, Daeron" seems like the most obvious advice in the world.
>>221921285GRRM does favor the Blacks but he at least shows that the Blacks are capable of war crimes and that Rhaenyra is a power-hungry hypocrite The show ensures that Rhaenyra is as far removed from ANY crimes committed by the Blacks and gives her policies that would be appealing to a modern audience that originated from other characters in the book - like how Otto's idea to adopt cats to replace THE RATCATCHERS is now Alyn's idea given to Rhaenyra in the show, so now childless millennial women are talking about how their epic queen is a cat lady
>mfw watching the episodeJust finished it. It was the worst so far, but next week promises good times. I'm also downloading Kingdom Come to roleplay a bit.
>>221921332Ormund would never say that
>>221919094whomst amongst us?
>>221921283>>221921320Gwayne is only offered sympathy by the writers because he has no investment in the conflict and wants to run off and go home to his life of luxury
>>221921348Well the whole thing is an inversion of Tyrion and fAegon. Daeron even wins the game by using his dragon when Aegon loses by not using his.
>>221921332Ormund hates dragons on a visceral bone-deep level though. Probably the thing that made him the most mad was Daeron beating him with a dragon piece.
>>221921307Her "flaws" is that she's too soft and those heckin toxic men won't listen to her, not any innate cruelty or ineptitude on her part
I hope somehow Rhaenyra finds out Mysaria knew Helaena was pregnant and didn't tell her, and as a result has her trampled to death by horses
>>221921335Please blood and cheese is nothing compared to the shit the greens did and the book always shigt the blame from rhaenyra.
God I hope this piece of shit gets canceled so troonyra fans can suffer
>>221921388Why is he playing a game with a dragon piece? Why not cards instead
I can't see shit again. Why is this show so fucking dark.
>>221921423>blood and cheese is nothing compared to the shit the greens didName one. Blood and cheese was the moment blacks went from protagonists who you should root for to a corrupted faction deserving of the deaths they got
>>221921445Because westerosi chess has a dragon piece
When you think about it, Blood and Cheese only killed one heir, Alicent is trying to kill a whole bunch. Alicent tried to kill one of Helaena's babies in this exact episode in fact, and just left the other one behind like a bag of trash.
>>221921445Liar's Dice. >Two sevens
I'm still salty they took the cats from the greens. We really can't have anything >_<
>>221921344>It was the worst so far, but next week promises good times
>>221921433>wanting it to be cancelled before she sucks dick and eats shit on live tv Patience
>>221921466Alicent just can't help herself, wherever she is she must kinslay
>>221921445Westeros only has one game
>>221921514Is she stupid?
>>221921460I can name two, bitterbridge and tumbleton>The battle was followed by a chaotic and lengthy sack of Tumbleton by the victorious green soldiers, who were left leaderless with the death of Lord Ormund Hightower. Women throughout the town were raped, including crones and girls as young as eight, and not even septas and silent sisters were spared. Drunken soldiers killed every male they found, including old men and boys. Homes and shops were looted by bands of greens, and wealthy townspeople were tortured to reveal hidden fortunes. Even babies were impaled upon spears.[1] Ser Jon Roxton killed Lord Footly and claimed Lady Sharis Footly as a "prize of war",[1] and Ser Ulf White allegedly raped three maidens each night.[1]>Blood and cheese was the moment blacks went from protagonists who you should root for to a corrupted faction deserving of the deaths they gotBlood and cheese was irrelevant in the grand scheme of things because of the pro black bias George just did one edgy thing to pull the "both sides are bad" meme.
>another episode of a player complaining about Harrenhal being taken off the tableThis episode did so many rhymes with the original series
>Was she a villain? Or a hero?People who vehemently hate Cole are missing out on one of the few well written characters and arcs in this show
>>221921538>bitterbridge and tumbleton Blacks did the same shit, that’s just war. Greens never did anything as purposefully malicious and evil to complete innocents, there’s no green equivalent like how there are black equivalents to tumbleton and bitterbridge
>>221921475>(Queen Alicent was too busy riding Ser Criston Cole to care.)
>>221921508>kin slayYou mean kill targs?Looking at her actions i think she might actively be working to get as many targs killed as possible.
So what's going to be the trigger of Helaena's suicide in the show?
>>221921475The women who write this show refuse to let their opps have any relatable qualities. Otto seems the type to be a cat dad but that might humanize him and we can't have that in the Saint Rhaenyra show
>>221921614She dies in the tunnels
>Aegon: Mommy loved Aemond more!>Aemond: Mommy loved Aegon more!>Alicent: I actually hate all my children and grandchildren except for Helaena and honestly, Helaena is starting to piss me off because she won't abort my potential future grandson (Rhaenyra might kill him after he's born so it's better that we kill him now instead)
>>221921582>Blacks did the same shitThey literally didn't, you won't be able to find anything similar from the black army.>Greens never did anything as purposefully malicious and evil to complete innocentsAll that murder and rape was just a prank?>black equivalents to tumbleton and bitterbridgeThere is no black equivalent of tumbletonand bitterbridge.
What's the Worlderos equivalent of France?
>>221919060Criston cole confirmed for kino?
>>221921582>Greens never did anything as purposefully malicious and evil to complete innocentsBro by the end of the dance Aemond was torching entire towns in the Riverlands without a second thought, until Daemon put him down. The show is literally softening him by making this random shit Vhagar is doing while he's asleep, for some fucking reason.
>>221921641How evil do you have to be to force your daughter to get an abortion against her will?
>>221921641Ormund probably snatched Dareon because he saw that she was already thinking of killing him
>>221921583>Butt dimples
>>221921642I mean they did blockade King's Landing to deliberately starve the smallfolk. It's not rapes but it's still pretty bad.
>>221921335>power-hungry hypocriteMy read on her might be even worse than that. She’s just a coddled, entitled bitch. She doesn’t want to rule because she thinks she’ll be good for the realm. It’s just what “Daddy promised.” She’s like a kid with a shiny new sports car that they didn’t do a thing to earn, and that’s how she’s treated it since she was still just a girl. She wants it because she thinks it’s her due, not her duty. She takes it completely for granted and has never once acted in any way like she even feels grateful for being named heir in defiance of tradition.
>>221921642I see your bitterbridge and tumbleton and raise you Blackwood and Greyjoy war crimes
>>221921649Westeros is big medieval europeYou can see bits of french culture in the reach, but I'd say mostly the vale of arryn: it has that "fantasy chivalry" vibe to it that the imagery of the french knight would giveThat said, there is no 1:1 equivalent to anything in westeros, it's bit and pieces from everywhere
>>221920004That's not how you get a witch pregnant, anon.
Why does Tyland Lannister think Braavos is hot and has monkeys? It's cold, northern and foggy. Surely an educated and well traveled man wouldn't make such a glaring error?
If you liked Christon Cole's speech but didn't like Rhaenyra feeding the nobles rats, you're a chud
>>221919314I thought that too!
>>221921656No different from the greyjoys and the Blackwoods doing the same thing for the same reasons
>>221921649The Reach
>>221921538>Ser Ulf White allegedly raped three maidens each nightMy GOAT.
>>221921488Is this canon? Will Hess sign off on it? Unsimulated blowjob by Rhaenyra or nothing
>>221921710He was too busy fucking trannies to take note of his surroundings
>>221921731He fucked Lohar's wives, not Lohar ximself
>>221919437Screenshotted
>>221921642>All that murder and rape was just a prank?Happens in every war that was ever fought, the greens didn’t do anything any other army wouldn’t do. What the greens wouldn’t do is some psycho shit like blood and cheese, that crosses the line
If I watch another completely useless and dull scene with Helaena, Alicent or that whore I'll be giving this show the From treatment
How have they managed to lose sight of Vagar? There must be some magical shenanigans going on, right? It's a big fucking dragon who's actively burning the local lands, how is it possible that nobody knows even roughly where it is?
>>221921687It's nothing compared to the green shit.>>221921690Another perfect example of Martin shifting the blame from Rhaenyra because the red kraken just sacked lannisport and then he went back home, basically a free agent. The Blackwoods did nothing wrong in the book.>>221921758>the greens didn’t do anything any other army wouldn’t doAnd the black army did nothing wrong, that's the core issue the greens are savage animals compared to the blacks.
>>221921655>And the stranger...the stranger offers us rest.
>>221921762>I'll be giving this show the From treatmentcontinuing to watch it for several seasons for no other reason than it's fun to come on here and complain about how shit it is?
>>221921762>I'll be giving this show the From treatmentwatching every episode as it comes out and commenting on every single detail with other anons on /tv/?
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>>221921768Vhagar has crazy high stealth stats. Did you forget how she vanished from sight mid-battle and sneak attacked Meylis
>>221921681>Stop gooning, ser!
>>221921762The from treatment?
>>221921272>Sunfyre ded broVery obviously set up that he's not.
>>221921762So you'll keep watching it in the hope that a cute big titty ginger shows up?
>>221921789>>221921791Yes, but skipping entire scenes because I can't be bothered no more
>>221921768>somehow palpatine returned ass show
>>221921768She's sneaky as shit, did you forget what she pulled on Meleys?
Whats stopping the North from seceding right after the Dance?
>>221921783>The Blackwoods did nothing wrong in the book.They went mountain mode on the riverlands small folk just like in the show >the greens are savage animals compared to the blacks.Yet still never did anything as evil as blood and cheese
>>221921716>Greyjoys completely removed from the show>Blackwoods raping septas is turned into Daemon being heckin' problematic so he can then go on an arc where learns to #listenandbelieve women
>>221921818Starks don't break oaths
>>221921801>>221921816These anons breathe the same air as us through their mouths…
>>221921812Wrong show
>>221921818What would be the point of making an enemy of the rest of westeros?
>>221921808Bingo!
For me, it was Larys roasting Aegon.
>>221921865Now he's been roasted both ways
>>221921865That shit was fucking great.
>>221921830>Yet still never did anything as evil as blood and cheese>Even babies were impaled upon spears.You're going to pull a hess and say peasants are worthless?
>>221921785>>And the stranger...the stranger offers us rest.
>>221921904The peasants understand that it was Rhaenys’ turn and Aegon is a rapist usurper so they support their troon queen since she was handing out plates.
>>221921277Rare good IQ post on 4chan. Worthy of a reply
>>221921762>Helaena mentions something about Alicent being bloodthirsty for kinslaying>Alicent tries to change the subject
>>221921818What good what that do? The crown even seems to contribute to wall-funding, and manning.
What was the deal with Aegon and larys? They just go into the forest and then back to town because...?Did they cut the scenes from previous episodes and just put it in this episode for padding the runtime?
Aegon reminds me of Tony Soprano's son but now he actually gets to redeem himself through sheer violence
>>221921836Robb did
>>221921307Women dont consider softness and undecideness as faults in other women. They mistake them for kindness or something similar
So in the book, does the shit about legitimizing Corlys’s bastards play out the same? Because in the show, it comes off like Rhaenyra is just a capricious, ungrateful bitch who’s alienating one of her most loyal and valuable supporters.
>>221921842No I think that's From alright
>>221921785
>only 3 more episodes/weeks of /got/ this year>we get one dunk series in 2027 and hotd won't be back until 2028next year is gonna be suffering if Winds doesn't come out...
>>221922011Yum.
>>221922011For some reason I thought you were talking about the D&E big booby ginger, now what if they...kissed?
>>221921990Aegon wanted to go kill AemondLarys basically confronted him on his self pity and Aegon realized he was wasting his time on self indulgent bullshit, so they came back
>>221922009They’re legitimised before Rhaenyra even steps foot in King’s Landing.
>>221921904Again, both sides did war crimes. You can’t come up with a green equivalent to blood and cheese because there isn’t one. It’s uniquely evil
are we getting the storming of the dragonpit as the season finale or are they going to save that for season 4? seems like there's a lot that needs to happen still to wrap everything up to end the series next season
>>221922047What in the fuck are they doing? This shit makes no sense.
>>221922062>You can’t come up with a green equivalent to blood and cheeseHow about a teenage kid getting murdered by Aemond outside of Storm's End outside of any kind of active battle? Ya know, the thing that kind of prompted Blood and Cheese?
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>>221922093I think they struggled with setting up Corlys' defection to the greens and this was a way for them to start that conflict
Have not started on s3 yet, how are the episodes so far? I enjoyed the first season thought s2 was dogshit, is it worth going?
>>221922099No, killing a dragon rider on his dragon on the enemy side, while vicious as it was a messenger and a teenager, is not the same as behading a child in his bedBoth are bad, but B&C is more monstrous in nature
Ormund's 20 Good Men infiltrating Kings Landing and slaughtering the entire City Watch
>>221922068Tumbleton episode 6Butcher's Ball episode 7Dragonpits episode 8I can't tell if Helaena dies before or after the dragonpits but I assume Rhaenyra is going to be retarded and execute the high septon in episode 7
>>221922099Aemond was also a teenage kid, I blame him less than the grown man daemon for doing reckless shit
>>221921997pink creature
>>221922129AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>221922120Yeah, I’d say establishing that she’s a capricious, ungrateful bitch does a fantastic job of that.
>>221922141Ormund's men = Sons of the HarpyRhaenyra = Daenerys, growing ever more paranoid with each day of subterfuge
I really struggle to stay interested in any Rahenyra, Alicent, Mysaria, Baela or Addam sceneThis is a HUGE flaw, because the first 3 are a good 50% of scenesIt's insane how more interesting and tense the scenes with the greens are
>>221922148>Tumbleton episode 6>Butcher's Ball episode 7Other way around, BB was already shown in the preview.>Rhaenyra is going to be retarded and execute the high septon in episode 7Don't be foolish now, they'll just have Daemon do it.
>>221922062>You can’t come up with a green equivalent to blood and cheese because there isn’t one. It’s uniquely evilI already did but you can't come up with a black equivalent of bitterbridge and tumbleton.
>>221922170It really is a baffling choice. She has no reason at all not to honor his request, really.
>>221922141Was that supposed to be the entire watch?
>>221922141Kek
>>221921990The point was that Aegon finally hit rock bottom and accepts his current life as the consequences of his poor decisionmaking in his upbringing. idk if Larys could spell it out more obviously. Now that he has accepted them, he can finally begin to rebuild himself and enter his redemption arc. Shame his mother is going to poison him in revenge for feeding her best friend Rhae Rhae to his dragon
>>221922200I imagine its the officers rather than the entire 2000 strong army
>>221922129I'm liking S3 way more than S2 so far.AFAIK during S2 during production they were told by management to add another season, hence why it feels like 90% of the episodes are pure filler. S3 is not as good as S1 but comes pretty close, at least shit is happening again.
Ormund sucks and clearly exists as he does in the show only because they needed a season 3 antagonist while Aemond fucks around having spooky dreams in Harrenhal. Splitting the greens into a separate faction that wants to seat Daeron as king when they only have one tiny dragon that they're refusing to use is a ludicrous, contrived decision that makes no fucking sense.
>>221922188>Don't be foolish now, they'll just have Daemon do it.Actually, better off Orwyle doing it after his scene showing continued loyalty to Alicent. Then it's a dubious political move where he KNOWS it will cause disruption.
>>221922129Its better than S2 but thats like saying wiping your ass with your hand is better than using sandpaper
post yfw you havent watched the last ep and dont much care to
>>221922248Ormund started out cool and then became more one note with each sceneThey HAD to make him a complete villain, for some fucking reason
>>221922235Suppose doesn't really make a difference narratively, either the entire watch is dead or they all desert because they're all scared (and broke) and there are no officers to control them. Once again Rhay Rhay gets whitewashed why it wasn't her fault that she lost the city
>Wahhh woe is me I fucked both Rhaenyra and Alicent in their primes can't you see how I am SUFFERING, Ser Gwayne?
>>221922316There's more to sex in life
>>221922316Soiled his white cloak innit. There's no way to redeem that so he's twisted himself in knots and gone insane and suicidal to cope
>>221922248The whole Ormund host subplot is a weak point in the books too. For a whole chunk of the war when Aegon was MIA and Aemond was busy with his incel rage - fueled school shooting the Riverlands with his Dragon Ormund and Daeron were the only Active treats left for the Blacks. And yet the didnt do anything for months when they could had just forced him to stop his march to KL by deploying three dragons
>>221922231>final season>aegon is being carried in one of those hand carried carriages >alicent was shown earlier preparing his wine and poisoning it>as the man is being carried you can see the silhouette inside take a drink, then slumping forward>carriage stops>the guards checking the body>he’s dead>camera zooms out as if its a POV looking from the crowd>a man in a green hood slowly walks deeper into the crowd >fade to black>and who are you…
New thread when???
>>221921865And his "oh for fuck's sake" expression when Aegon stabs the asshole
>>221922316Average World of Warcraft shoulder armor
>>221922367and it's fucking KINO
>>221922316Sex is super overratedHonor however is eternal>>221922359I mean what was the other option?
>>221922358You're welcome to try your hand at baking
>>221922358The Stranger offers us peace
>>221922359Why would he even care? It would have been worse if he was left alive knowing he was Aegon
>>221922395What would you have me do
>>221922367the shoulder is the most vital part of the body
>>221922395I suck at it though...
Now we get to see Tyland Lannister get horrifically mutilated but in a slapstick manner each following episode
>>221922316>>221922344>>221922388Had my first experience cuddling intimately with a girl this year and then she broke my heart.I really get Ser Criston now because the way it hurt with just that, I feel like if I had lost my virginity to her I'd want to blow my brains out.
>>221922433So do I>>221922464>>221922464>>221922464>>221922464>>221922464
>>221922195I did tho, both the greyjoys and the Blackwoods killed and raped and tortured innocent civilians, the thing you think makes bitterbridge and tumbleton unique. Blood and cheese on the otherhand doesn’t have a parallel event perpetrated by greens
>>221922471>I feel like if I had lost my virginity to her I'd want to blow my brains out.This is why you rape early, and rape often
>>221922316This but unironically
>>221921649reach, but myr and tyrosh as well.the tyroshi are shown to be flamboyant which is what the medieval english thought of the french, plus the attitude of their peasant, chett of the pimples towards their language when he considers it a "wet girly tongue" would quite mirror the attitude of the english countryfolk
>>221922523I had the chance to have sex with/rape a really drunk korean girl in my apartment and I didn't do it. I'm sorry but I'm more of a Gwayne/Criston Green than an Aegon/Jasper Green.
>>221922764You are hereby exiled from /got/hotd/dunk/
>>221919138Just normal. I don’t get the fat meme being pushed.
