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Most beautiful Valyrian
>>221922498Thats the same as that one daenerys pic
do we like Tyrion-fAegon being inverted with Ormund-Daeron?
>>221922464Any webm requests?
So at this point the greens have at least 2 dragons in action and the blacks have roughly double? Triple? How is Rhaenyra not taking names at this point?
Ser Crispin be likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si7dl6BU78E
It’s not fair she has to be surrounded by traitors.
>>221922498She is supposed to be thick in the waist
>>221922524because plot armorthe war was over after rooks rest but gotta kill ALL the dragons
this is how you were supposed to read fire and blood (if you didn’t read it this way you’re literally media illiterate) >huh, viserys named rhaenyra heir so the blacks must be the “good guys” and i think im supposed to root against the greens>*blood and cheese happens*>huh…ok that throws a wrench in things. Greens? Yeah go ahead and kill them, I’ll get my popcorn
>>221922524Vhagar turns invisible and Daeron's dragon is surrounded by civilians who can't ever be harmed
>>221922512Aegon shanking niggasBonus point if you can put the first stabbing and this episodes one together in the same one
The green doctrine >>221922523
>>221922524Rhaenyra forgot...
IN THE MAZE WITH LAENA
Gwayne and Criston should have had sex
>>221922524Because she’s a good person.
After the Dance, how did the Targshits retain their power without any dragons?
>>221922579you love you lose (impossible mode)
>Source?How do you respond without getting mad?
>>221922593InertiaLike any normal monarch, they just had to not be too retarded to retain power (they ended up failing at this simple task)
>>221922496
>>221922593Alliances and whatnot
>>221922544True, the fans have made Aegon killing Rhaenyra this awful villainous thing but he’s literally avenging his sons who she had brutally killed. It was a cathartic moment
>>221922593Monetary support from Brussels, I mean Braavos.
>>221922593People wanted peace after a long civil war and you have to remember no one hated the targs like show ormund.
>>221922612Here’s the dragon horn, swords and, most impressive of all, Valyrian steel armour that I collected while I was there.
Mysaria needs to go for things to progress.
>>221922663>People wanted peace after a long civil warWell, until the Blackfyres
>>221922673Fake and gay.
>>221922695Don't exist in the show
How do they even come up with Valyrian talk. Did grrm make the whole language up for them like Tolkien did.
>>221922695The blackfyre rebellions prove most people wanted peace.
>>221922728Enough that its an option to learn on duolingo
>>221922691>Mysaria>This bitch again...
>>221922719Did you not watch Dunk?
>>221922579So are they just stuck in the walls now or something?
i havent watched the new ep, and i dont much care to, to be honest
>>221922755No idea this is not in the books.
>>221922719
>>221922728>>221922740George made up some basic words for the books. The language was developed fully by the show.
>>221922738True, many of the houses didn't get involved but the fact they almost won the first time shows how fragile the Targ regime was
>>221922631How do you explain in the show when she was against it and Daemon did it behind everyone’s backs.
>>221922593They started marrying into the great houses after Aegon III. It was the Velyarons who really feel off because the fleet was destroyed, Driftmark sacked and the Targs had no reason to focus on marrying others of Valyrian stock for dragonriders.
>>221922748>mfw I am trying to read Dancing In The Glory of Monsters, and my fucking older sister walks into my room again
>>221922691Was the leak about mysaria watching while those 2 fuck real or not?
>>221922783I can't read whatever valerian runes that's written in
>>221922789Did any of the paramount houses even side with the Blackfyres or was it all vassal houses?
>>221922768It was just more filler like last season
>>221922755I have such an irrational fear of getting stuck in small places with no exit. Being walled up or buried alive is one of the most horrifying ways to die imo. That last scene of the gals stuck in the walls was awful to watch
>>221922789I doubt they had the manpower to siege kings landing not to mention if any major lord decided to help they would crush the rebels easily.
>>221922842>fuckThe leak is just about a kiss, a brief one, if it's real or not how can we know without seeing the episode? Supposably it would be on eps 7 or 8.
>>221922768I think it's my favorite episode of the season
>>221922524Daemon made a pretty good point throughout the entire episode how bad at ruling Rhaenyra is. You can make a parallel at how this is a mirror to Viserys, but even he actually tried and succeeded in keeping peace for like 20 years at least.
Where is fuck is the blackfyre sword during GOT? The blackfyre shits surrender the sword during the third rebellion.
>>221922860From what I remember it was just a bunch of strivers>>221922871But they hadn't got involved, and a win might have got them involved on Daemon's side, conjecture sure but it did get hairy for the loyalists
>>221922887What did you like about it in particular, Ranjeesh? Be specific.
>>221922524Double the amount of useful dragons, BUT does Rhaenyra has twenty good men? Thought so, anon. And that's the green checkmate right there, bro.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
Sped up webm of Ormund losing his shit over fantasy chess with the caption "disconnected from server"
>>221922894Illyrio has it and will give it to Aegon
Another filler episode….this only works when shows are 12+ episodes like the old days.
This MCU post credit scene revelation was so corny it came all the way around and became kino
>>221922852Cursive?>>221922860It was all the uppity vassal houses that were gunning to replace their liege lords. Peake, Renye, etc. Basically anyone who was tired of playing second fiddle.
>>221922934>hello there
>Unwin Peake almost assuredly killed Jaehaera>Joined the Blackfyre's in the first rebellion>Head of the house conspired for the second rebellion>Rose up themselves and ended up killing king Maekar>Still aroundHow?
>>221922498hunter schafer looking bitch
>>221922934I barely remember this guy.
>>221922934Darth Tylandus
>>221922934>drowns>survives>goes back to Casterly Rock to get fresh drip>then goes back to the Crownlands
>>221922934This nigga came back from the dead and refuses to arrive dripless
>>221922808That’s just cope
>>221922728She said A son for a son in the show, she was never against it
>>2219225121.daemon when he goes one and two with his hands while speaking with the goldcloaks2. cole talking to gwayne at the end3. alicent slurping the moon tea
>>221922980He's Jon Arryn's squire, Hugh.
>>221922557>Aegon shanking niggas1/2
>watching Preston>"I just don't understand how rightwingers can enjoy Star Trek or ASOIAF without understanding their themes and not hating it for being against everything they believe" Probably the same reason George only wanted to talk to him about salad dressings and Sybil's Myrish Swamp...
>>221923005He is a LANNISTER. Lannisters don't dress like fools.
>>221922904NTA but Manderly and the Frey lady gossiping at the table was pretty funny.
>>2219230262/2
>>221922909are you posting random instagram whores or does she have some relation to ASOIAF?
>>221922971For a continent so violent that rape is a part of life, the lords and nobles are surprisingly forgiving.
>>221922971Pure love of the game.
>>221923026it looks so bad
>four men out of nowhere climbing a cliff to enter Harrenhal instead of walking in the usual way >the first one that comes over the cliff made me immediately react "they brought Aragorn into this show?">for some reason Alys knows they're going to be there so walks out to greet them with sarcasm >Alys maintains the same cocky boldness as they say she is retarded and lonely and hasn't had dick in a while>one of them mentions he'll make her his salt wife and tries to rape seriously did she go out to talk to them because she wanted to turn herself on from being called retarded and lonely and have a rape attempt that she somehow knew would 100% get foiled by Aemond?did she see into the future and know that they would climb over that cliff and try to rape her and that they had a guarantee to all get killed by Aemond? now the show's ridiculousness doesn't just end there>be Ormund Hightower>be busy in the occupation of Tumbleton>somehow have enough resources to remotely contact people back home to mint a new coin >this new coin with Daeron's face is somehow so powerful that it enables him to pay off people in King's Landing to do Twenty Goodmen tier stunts on City Watch including setting up a Last Supper type setup for Daemon to walk into at the end are Hightower agents and whoever else might be recruited by them in King's Landing all pedos who get a massive boost to their sneaky assassin skills by seeing a doofy portrait of Daeron on a coin? It can't be this easy to simply pay off agents in King's Landing so that Daemon gets very distressed by what's happening to Gold Cloaks? Oh and I guess the Daeroncoin was so powerful it triggered Rhaenyra last episode into chimping out about being called Queen of Bastards (to the point where many gold cloaks are killed in the counter-reaction) despite her being morose and hesitant about so many other thingsWhat is Ormund going to do next with Daeroncoin?
>>221923026>>221923052Wrong brother, you hateful bitch
>>221922582agree. in tender missionary position with gwayne on the bottom sobbing and criston telling him everything will be okay. they will have unlimited oranges.
>>221922934This guy is unironically my favorite character on the show. He's funny in most of his scenes, and I love the trope of seemingly incompetent guy who locks in and delivers when it matters most.He won the war for the greens by hiding the gold, what a chad.
>>221923052>>221923026Thats aemond but im still saving itThanks legend
Aegon just thinking he can walk to harrenhall from rooks rest with the smartest man in the show not knowing how to get west.Then that crazy put down and evisceration of the king you are going way out on a limb to support.Then randomly the dude who was thrown overboard in full plate armor is alive and somehow back on the land.And then most importantly the guy who held all the cards just randomly finds his crown and puts himself in a vulnerable position to get a reaction out of the king..?
>>221923026
>>221923032If you asked preston what he thinks right wingers believe he would probably enter a comatose state
>>221922691This but unironically.
>>221923032As much as I can enjoy his content he's a textbook example of a midwit retard where any time he's talks about something other than ASOIAF you realise how thick he is, and even with ASOIAF he gets things wrong
>>221923062>our men out of nowhere climbing a cliff to enter Harrenhal instead of walking in the usual wayThey tried going in the front door at the start of the episode. She turned into bats and freaked them out so they ran away and tried the cliff instead
>>221922464egg is icsh
>blood and cheese toned down and offscreened >pussied out by making it ambiguous if daemon ordered them to kill the kids or not, and having rhaenyra not know about it >shifts the blame onto alicent and Cole for having sex >haelaena doeant care her son died and he’s never mentioned again The showrunners know blood and cheese as in the book would make the blacks irredeemable villains. That’s why they took every step they could to half ass and minimize it.
>>221922860None, it was all vassals wanting to get uppity. Reyne was one, Osgrey who were one of the most powerful in the reach prior. The Hightowers were still recovering from the Dance so they decided to play kike and have their foot in both camps so whoever won they would come out okay.
>>221923052I wish they kept Aegon and Aemond as brothers who supported eachother, but that would have made the greens too sympathetic to the audience, so of course the show runners can't let us have that.
>>221923107It's spelled Helaena.
>>221923101Were they not different people?
>>221923121Nope
>>221923072This, it is such a bizarre chain of events.
>>221922557>Bonus point if you can put the first stabbing and this episodes one together in the same oneI cannot for now with the spud I possess. One day mayhaps when good fortune grants me a mighty device
>>221922622Kekked and chekked.
>>221923085me and daeron
>>221923105https://youtu.be/y2tirHYe4DI?si=Xun7SRsR9_rfYqLE
>>221922768If you'e TB it's a filler episode and if you're TG it's the best episode.
>>221923118At least they are kind of giving them an arcThat's more than I expected, I still enjoy both characters more than I do any of the blacks
>>221922930>Illyrio has it and will give it to AegonHow? The loyalists had the sword.
>>221923100ngl I think the fanfic is going to his head where he now thinks he understands the series, characters, and themes better than George does. If Winds ever comes out- which I think it will be released posthumously as stated by Elio Garcia- he is going to hate it for being so different from his fanfic. Because it being different will be a surefire sign that he was wrong in his interpretation and understanding of George.
>>221923072Full plate ins't that heavy, remember when Jaime survived after Bronn pushed him off horseback
>>221923054It's Xochitl Gomez from the MCU.
>>221923118They had zero interactions in the book after Aegon got TAOOBA'd
>decide to listen to an alt shift x/glidus livestream since i see people here mention them sometimes>extreme heavy breathing into the mic the entire timeThis is like anti-ASMR.
>>221922523>This is why you rape early, and rape oftenI drunkenly pressed my boner on my female friend's ass with booze brain convincing me she would like it. The guilt of it still haunts me, I was lucky she thought it was some other guy in the crowded club
>>221923161Illyrio’s wife was a Blackfyre.
Jesus Christ Aegon is literally the only reason to watch this show anymore. Literally nothing is happening. It’s just people teleporting around all day
>>221923075THAT'S 5 FOR 5, FOLKS! 5 RAPES IN EPISODES IN A ROW!
>>221922971Worth remembering that Egg becomes king then after his father died and Aegon while a decent kid and squire becomes a naive midwit of a king.
>>221923229This episode only Tyland teleported
>>221923162I can happily say I've not engaged with his fanfiction project for a single second
>>221923026>>221923052>Greens stopping rapeThis isn't canon.
Guys did you know men are evil and only women seek peace
>>221923277
I hate the grey medieval filter so much it's unreal
If instead of showing Cole only beating Daemon by backstab, and getting beaten by Harwin, they showed him beating them properly, then the "greatest warrior in the realm" line would have hitBut it didn't, because they fucked up the buildup. Another case of the toxic butterflies.
>>221923231Where was the rape in the Rhaenyra episode? All I can think of is>Cole's men raping in ep1>Alicent's attempted rape in ep2>Hugh's wife attempted rape in ep4>Alys attempted rape in ep5
>>221923277Did you know if you kill THE RATCATCHERS! the capital is invested with rats?
>>221923019>1.daemon when he goes one and two with his hands while speaking with the goldcloaks
This episode was basically just a repeat of the last episode What even happened? Allicent and Helaena are lost in the walls somewhere and some more gold cloaks died?The only good part as per usual is Cole grandstanding (setting up for a very pathetic death, so i dare say, kino) and Aegon.I dunno who aegons actor is but hes so far ahead of everyone else in the show.
>>221923313Her goodwill was raped by entitled peasants.
>>221923153Aegon is the best character but gets the least amount of screen time. Alicent and Rhaeynyra suck and are boring but the whole show centers on them and they get the most screen time.When Joffrey dies on his dragon trying to impress his mom it's going to be very sad. Are Aegon III and his bro even in the show? I don't remember anyone talking about them being lost at the battle of the gullet. Rhaenyra and Daemon sure seem to not give a single fuck about them.
>>221923309>the "greatest warrior in the realm" line would have hitIt hit fine.It's what he thinks of himself, it's not reality.
>>221923277I'm going my own way.
What did the guy who tried to rape Alicent actually think was gonna happen if he managed to rape her? It’s her son’s castle and her son’s guards. She’d just call the guard and hang him lol why is everyone so dumb
>>221923337>Trust in your Queen, and I pledge you, you will be raped twice over
>>221923338>I dunno who aegons actor is but hes so far ahead of everyone else in the show.Aegon and Daemon are the best characters and actors. Rhaenyra's actor i think objectively is very good, but her character and writing is awful.
>>221922512Manderly and tully gossoping at the table.
>Otto and the other lords push for Rhaenyra to take the throne mainly to avoid Daemon on it>She then marries DaemonWas she stupid?
>>221923352>it's not reality.But its supposed to be reality, its canon criston cole. But the show failed at showing us this
>>221923062>they had a guarantee to all get killed by Aemond?I think she was intentionally trying to bait Aemond out of his slump which worked. That or she might be retarded like that potential rapist was saying.
Have there been any strokes of writing genius this season that have genuinely impressed you?
>>221922934Master Kenobi...
>>221923351Are they even going to have a single fucking scene with Joffrey before they kill him off? It seems like they're afraid to introduce a cute kid character just to kill him off. I wonder if he will just remain offscreen and die offscreen.
>>221923355What the FUCK was her problem
>>221923387Daemon is just Matt Smith being allowed to ham it up
>>221923337thanks anon, cannot believe its not already a meme
Jaehaerys Targaryen, whatever happened there.
>>221923414Women want equality right up until it doesn't benefit them.
>>221923161The theory is that illyrios wife is a blackfyreThey make it a point to mention that the “male line” is extinct, really putting importance on that “male” partHis wife is described as having silver hair and he has the backing of the golden company. The selling point if Aegon is that he’s the son of rhaegar, so a targ. Why the fuck would the GC support a targ, ever?Also the line>some contracts are bound in bloodAnd apparently illyrio has a “gift” for Aegon, which may be tbe sword
>>221923444HE KILLED SER BEESBURY WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION
If Asoiaf was written like fire and blood >umm why do people hype up Jaime? Dudes a bum who killed his king and threw a kid out of a window, I cheered when stoneheart hung that bastard
>Could people still not like Rhaenyra for the whole starving them stuff where they might have lost family?>Nah, of course it's the Hightowers, everyone loves Rhaenyra!
>>221923185I usually wait till the Dragon Time podcast covering the ep comes out. Can't stand the livestreams.
>>221923444He was gay, Laenor Velaryon?
>>221923468*hanged
>>221923457she already has a roommate, anon...
Did they keep in the fact that Rhae Rhae is not at all a feminist and actively undermines fellow female land claimants to gain support
>>221923336The age of the rat is here-here, tribute is demanded!
>>221923457
>>221922464i can't wait to see Daemon skullfuck Aemond and penetrate his virgin sapphire eye.
Can someone explain Alicents motivation in this show? People like to lump Rhaenyra with her but at least Rhaenyra has clear goals and obstacles to work with.
If they were making Rhaenyra chubby who would be the best casting?
>>221923466Laenor son or Saera daughter?
>>221923387>Rhaenyra's actor i think objectively is very good,she's atrocious, completely ruins every scene she's in. just hamming up paddy considine and failing pathetically. actually zero charisma, and i'm not even sure if she's trying to appear nervous, angry or confused. most like it's just the natural state of the bipolar troon playing her and the director couldn't care less as long as he gets through the scene list of the day.
>>221923505Do you think she has seizures from the weirwood throne trying to warg into her?
>>221923513There is noneThe writers decided they want her and rheanyra to fuck and by god they’ll get there whatever it takes
>>221923431Yeah but he's compelling and interesting, unlike Alicent.
>>221923521I chose the Arbor Gold.
>>221923457She'd be better as Rhaenyra then Emma.
>>221923513>Can someone explain Alicents motivation in this show?Exterminate every single member of her family
Rhaenyra getting horrifically eaten seems so wrong and evil. Any chance she agrees to fake her own death and run away to essos? How can you have the main character die so unceremoniously?
>Rhaneyra’s usurper whore ass being rejected by the throne via cutting her arm is changed to her getting her period because women have it hard or something
>who we were promised: Duncan the tall mixed with Jaime Lannister>what we got: le hateable incel man
>>221923505Is she Lord Paramount of the Vale?
>>221923455And Aegon's babysitter is Ashara Dayne.The whole Mummer's Dragon conspiracy is just all the gays who escaped to Essos plotting revenge.
>>221923501Who exactly?
>>221923505How is she so sensual all the time?
>>221923524>and i'm not even sure if she's trying to appear nervous, angry or confusedThat's a you problem
>>221923532Everything is better than Alicent, but Daemon is very much whatever the plot needs him to be at that moment.
>>221923557Yes.
>>221922934Who is the Warden of the West now that his brother is dead? Shouldn't he be headed back to Casterly Rock to rule?
>>221923513>motivation>hotd writersto get middle aged suburban women clapping like seals in burlington+get zoomer foids söyjacking in youtube reaction videos>>221923567ok do tell me what sort of emotion this pic is attempting to convey
>>221923564Lady Stokeworth and someone else. Hayford maybe? Or a Rosby? Both were eldest children who wanted the same deal she got for their land inheritance and she told them to shove it and gave it to their menfolk instead
>>221923597It's a moving visual medium, show me a webm of the full scene and I can tell you
>>221923406They will give him some sympathy scenes the episode he dies atleast, typical HBO style. I personally don't want to see Joffrey dying and the 7 that ride, or the other kid who gets torn up by a mob in bitterbridge, but I guess it has to happen for the show to progress. It's grimdark enough and little kids dying is something that's easier to read about then it is to see happen on screen.
Why did George call every noble regardless of their standing "lord"? Wouldn't it be more viable for the great houses to be called something like "duke"?
>>221923594Lady lannister
The show wants me to take Daemon seriously, but his introduction was him being humiliated and nearly losing a war to fucking pirates, despite having a pair of dragons and a huge fleet because…a cave exists
>>221923543In this lesbian fanfiction she will fake her death and run away with Alicent to live on Laenor's lgbtq pride castle in Essos.
>>221923633the fact that even lords paramount, who rule an entire kingdom generally don't get a different title is even more silly. in the real world these people would have a higher title than regular lords.
>>221922544More as seeing how it ended up with Rhaenyras and Aegons kids marring and you saying to yourself. >Wow Targaryens are dumb.
>>221923513Alicent wishes she never had kids and ran away to Essos with Rhaerhae and tries to live those days again through Helaena, hence trying to force her to have an abortion and to escape to Essos. She'd try to convert her to lesbianism too given time.
>>221923597Taking random screencaps is stupid as fuck to make your point, you guys literally meme’d that Matt smith one and he’s one of the very best actors in the show. I mean it’s already clear you have almost zero idea and are just bitching about political stuff about the actress. Alicent is way worse because the actress likely doesn’t even understand what’s happening so her body gives it away.
I will never forgive them for butchering alicent
>>221923633>for the great houses to be called something like "duke"?Lord is the generic title, but the formal title for a ruling family of one of the seven kingdoms is Lord Paramount. Ie, Ned was Lord of Winterfell, but he was also Lord Paramount of the north, meaning, every other Lord in that kingdom did fealty to him.
>>221923085they/them are so fucking hot
>>221923633There are 3 tiersLord paramount /protector of the XLordLanded knight (ser)It's an oversimplification but it works
>>221923670>She'd try to convert her to lesbianism too given time.I've seen this Brandi Love video.
Are you guys ready for the retarded kino that is Daemon being pulled out of the godseye by Alys to become the new three eyed raven after her?
>>221923085How do you make these videos?
>>221922934hello there
>>221923687There’s also the warden titles, but those don’t really matter as much as Martin initially intended them to matter.
>>221923633No dukes, no counts, no barons, no marquises, no earls
>>221923532Is he?
>>221922934Did he dry his clothes or did he make a detour to Casterly Rock to get some new ones.
>>221923597She's a great actor with shitty material to work with. You're autistic so you conflate your hatred of the character with her acting talent.Mysaria in contrast is a shittyactor who can't act, who also has shitty writing.
>>221923681GRRM's take on feudalism is retarded.
>>221923457I need her to tell me how much I fail to satisfy her sexually
>>221923695>Alys is the 3-eyed ravenThis is stupid enough without any further elaboration
>Haelena is a better mom than AlicentBASED AUTISM QUEEN
>>221923621ok, maybe this one? >>221923524sure you can at least try?let me try>she's so frustrated because you see, things aren't going so well, the sexismus chudismus council keeps undermining her and now he's tits are leaking and now she's having her period and all she wants to do is feed the smallfolk>>221923671i never said he was a bad actor. matt smith actually has some screen presence and can actually act instead of just contorting his face like a fucking retard (besides THAT söijäck scene, which im convinced he personally requested be used considering he's apparently known for that söiface)
>/got/hotd/dunk/Too longThoughts on renaming this general to /asoiaf/?
>Lady Jeyne and Rhaena in the books get along great >For no reason whatsoever in the show they don't like each otherSo much for femoids backing each other up, the idea this show is feminist get's funnier every episode.
>>221922852>valerian runesSuprisingly they are real. As in the guy who made the language also made the writing system for it. It's actually pretty neat.https://www.tumblr.com/dedalvs/712335641919225856/the-high-valyrian-writing-system
>>221923726It’s pretty obvious no?
>>221923457>book Jeyne Arryn is a lesbianit's not FAIR
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>>221923752It's because Rhaena is black.
Why does the show deny Team Green the use of the Targaryen family colors when in Cannon, both sides were flying the normal black and red flag in addition to their personal coat of arms for each claimant. In the show only Rhae Rhae ever uses it. Is it just a way to delegitimize one team?
>>221923749What is going to be added to it for those movies they're apparently doing about Aegon's conquest?
>>221923749it already exists on /lit/Why would a film board have a book series name for the threads?
>>221923749asoiaf is the book name for only one of the series
What’s with all the almost rape? Has there been an almost rape ended at the last second every single episode so far?
>>221923717>She's a great actor with shitty material to work withShe's a dogshit actor with just the same shitty material to work with as rhys ivans or paddy considine had. Except she is a shit actor and none of those that constantly perform well in the show like aegon aemon smith etc are even in the same ballpark as an actor as the tranny.>Mysaria in contrast is a shittyactor who can't act, who also has shitty writing.She's not even en actor, probably just came off daddy's nepo bus.
>>221923727Even Aegon IV is a better parent than Alicent
>>221923019>2. cole talking to gwayne at the end1/3
>>221923737Show the webm. Or are you too retarded do that too.
>feminist tv show>daemon tells bodyguard dude that when rhaenyra says something she means something else, and that he knows what's best for her better than herselfhuh
>>221923766abortion rape
Lord Manderley and the Frey granny are the only characters I like on team Black.
>>221923695The daemon surviving by green men saving him story always struck me as retarded. He has no connection to the old gods at all, if anything he is an enemy to the old gods while aemond is the odin parallel with the old god worshipping witch gf and making blood sacrifices to the weirwood, meanwhile daemon slashes the weirwood with his Valyrian steel sword 13 times causing permanent damage
>>2219237972/3
>>221923766Kind of funny she acts like a robot before this and only now talks like a human
>>221923779>t for those movies they're apparently doing about Aegon's conquest?am vomit
>Rhaenyra, I will help you kill my sons, my cousins, and my daughter's unborn child>Nooo, why did you kill my dad, he didn't do anything wrong
Is Ormund mentally ill?
>>221923784the /lit/ general is /grrm/. The /tg/ thread was /asoiaf/ but it got banned and everyone moved to /grrm/. imo /tv/ should just go back to being called /got/ since everything is under the context of it being Game of Thrones: House of the Dragon and Game of Thrones: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.
>>221923815Aemond will father the bloodline leading to Bran who will rule Westeros in name of the old gods while Daemon's bloodline ends up dead or beyond the wall.
Aegons Conquest but Rhaenys actually does cheat with singers and Aegon is a bitter chud who Visenya hates because he’s a weak man who won’t behead his best friend for being a “threat”
>>221923831I can’t tell if the writers hate her or want us to feel for her since it’s a feminist show.
>>2219238163/3
>>221923513Killing as many Targaryens as possible.
>>221923812They're the most obvious turncloaks but why the fuck would you ever do act this subversive when your daughter is betrothed to Rhaenyra's heir? Or is Joffrey not betrothed in the show?
>>221923804>having this much trouble just describing what kind of face an actor is making >somehow that doesn't mean the actor is dogshit who can barely control her facial expression, as an "ACTOR"
>>221923797I like these two but they've had the same dialogue for the past three episodes or so>Ser Criston, we should meet with Ormund. >I must have honor, Ser Gwayne. Did you know my dad was a steward?
If targaryans did not have dragons they would be nothing. Its no wonder valeria collapsed it was ruled by retards and niggers.
>>221923835He's a chud. That should answer your question.
>>221923779How are they even going to do those movies, are Aegon and his sisters going to be mutts since now in show canon the Velyaron's are all niggers and their mother is one?Where do you even end those movies if you do them? After the failed attempt on Dorne when Rhaeny's is dead? Aegon dying with Aeny's being crowned?
>>221923853They wanted to do feminism but by removing all agency for the more evil decisions made by both sides from the women, who were the leaders in fact, they just make them retarded and weak
>>221923856Did... did he just almost quote Friday Night Lights?
>>221923793Mysaria actor was in Crazy Rich Asians and a TV show called Devs. She used to be a model. I think she's good at sucking producer dick for roles bit I haven't checked her Early Life so she might be a nepo.Emma D'arcy might be a troon and is probably insufferable in real life. I also don't think she's attractive. That said, from what I've seen on House of the Dragon, she's an S-tier actor who sometimes is a bit too theatrical. Mysaria is objectivelt a bad actor. Rhaeynrya is a great actor with shitty material to work with.
>Citywatch genocidedWe’re almost there Targshit haterBros. I can smell the blood of winged devils upon us.
>>221923196>>221923455I know he is a blackfyre but there is no way illyrio got the sword from kings landing
>>221923902I think Mysaria would be fine if it weren't for the fake accent the writers are making her do
>Mysaria in canon: albino beautiful freak with transparent skin and white hair called the WHITE WORM>Show Mysaria: French Chinese Woman
>>221923883They'll be white but at some point a random Velyaron will appear on screen and be like>Hey guys, meet my beautiful new wife, she's from the Summer Isles!To explain Corlys?
>>221923815People aren’t ready to hear this but, aemond and daemon body swapped right before their duel. It was aemond who made the leap that killed daemon and was saved by the green men. This is not cope or shitposting, the hints are all there in the book it’s insane
>>221923816I just noticed Gwayne's tear running down his cheek when Cole says he's done.Too bad writing is garbage and Fabien is so tired he's just phoning it in, could've been a nice brothers in arms story.
>>221923789The writers' barely disguised fetish
>>221923856>>221923019/r/ing Daemon walking into the dining hall with his dead gold cloaks.A Feast for Traitors was better than Blood and Cheese and I'm not afraid to say it.
>>221923944but did they fug?
>>221923945This. Ryan Condal wants to fuck his relatives. Sara Hess wants to be raped by a man.
Is Aegon's big speech coming next episode?
>>221923749how about /westeros/ so it's at least different from the /asoiaf/ general on /lit/?
I still dont understand why vicerys named rhanera his air in the first place. Something to do with the dagger and the song of ice and fire but what does that have to do with her.
>>221923902> she's an S-tier actor>. Rhaeynrya is a great actor with shitty material to work with.abstracts with no subtantiation. in that case i say she's a shit actor. and my argument is just as strong as yours.none of the woman actors in the show can act even half as good as cerseirhaenyra is just a modern woman copying paddy considine's acting with a high school theater play level execution, if you need to be told why her acting is shit this dicussion is a bit out of your depth. she can't even control her expression, and people ITT can't even describe what her supposed expression is meant to convey.>>221923766see this shit? both actresses are working with dogshit material but i have no problem understanding what emotions they are trying to convey. neither of them is looking like they are confused about what the material they are working with is about like the tranny who nobody bothers trying to coax into some sort of consistent characterization. nobody has a fucking clue what kind of character alicent is meant to be but i have 0 issue reading her character in a scene by scene basis.
I feel tension.
>>221923019>3. alicent slurping the moon tea
>>221923978I think the wildest part of this was Otto treating it like a bad omen and how it made them look weak, instead of spinning it about how the evil blacks are letting the woman who killed hundreds of the smallfolk for nothing join them.But it also portrayed the people being uncomfortable with the same dragon that killed so many's head being paraded in the streets.
>>221923856You cut it just when he says Alicent will hear the songs. Well not like they'll write her giving a fuck until she sees his head on a spike outside Tumbleton.
I genuinely don’t understand the overuse and fetishization of rape in period dramas when the standard punishment in most cultures was getting beheaded by the nearest guard. >woah guys did you know…people got raped!!!!
>>221924016I guess acting is entirely subjective so this isn't really an argument worth having. I do agree with you that all the female actors on the show are badly acted- the exceptions for me being Rhaenya and Helaena.
>>221923927Oh, she's French? That explains it. I hate her, and I couldn't figure out why. I hate the French in all their forms, including Quebec.
>>221924001That's not why. The reasoning is>Get back at Daemon for his "heir for the day" remark (the small council also desperately wanted anyone but Daemon which is why Otto suggests naming her intially)Viserys wanting to atone in some way for having Aemma cut open for his guiltThat's the only reason they want her there, they just didn't expect when Aegon was born Viserys would still insist on Rhaenyra.
>>221923066>>221923069Damn it, I always confuse the two brothers in my head>>221922557>Bonus point if you can put the first stabbing and this episodes one together in the same oneWhich episode was the first stabbing again? Timestamp would also be helpful, can try whipping up the webms together
>>221923517amy schumer was born to play maegor with teats
>>221923902There’s a few people in this general that were praising Emilia Clarke’s acting unironically post mortem. Just very unserious people. You can tell they have zero appreciation for theater or acting.
>>221924062Women get off on it and these shows are written by horny women and create for a horny female audience. Rape is the #1 fetish for women, along with being choked and bondaged.
>>221924021>>221924016also to add, this is the nepo babby chink jeet who, very similarly to the tranny, nobody can tell what they are doing in the scene. they just show up and say some insane gibberish and then we go to the next scene. the tranny isn't on the same level because at least i can understand her words but i can't tell what she's meant to be feeling half the time. is she confused, cunning, retarded, sad, angry, holding back tears, trying to hold back shitting, or her period, nobody fucking knows what she is doing least of all the tranny playing her or her writers. they just say some random shit about how she wants the throne since birth blha blah heavy burden blah blah and then she's just acting like a random 21st century bipolar twitter woman in half her scenes.
>>221924062this. Also, outside of wars, most of the rape was normalized such as marital rape.
>my face when my daughter won't let us leave her daughter as a hostage in a den of vipers who know all of my children and grandchildren are potential threats to their legitimacy, nor will she abort the final unborn child of her and her now castrated husbandWhat the actual fuck are they doing with Alicent? I can't even tell if Hess and Condal are self-aware of how evil they are making her.
>>221923812
>All the previews spoke about a SHOCKING UNEXPECTED DEATHWas Ser Luthor it? I'd bet 95% of the audience can't even name him.
>>221924065She's a French jap ballerina who became a model then took some acting lessons and started getting cast in big Hollywood productions. In short, she's an irl whore. You'd think acting for Mysaria would come easily to her because she's basically playing herself. It's the goofy accent that ruins her character more than anything else.
>>221923902>she's an S-tier actornigga you don't understand what S-tier is
>>221924103As long as they continue to add my mommy dom fetish I can’t complain
>>221924134I love how based they are. Also for all my previous shittalking, Mysaria's acting is actually on point and works in this webm.
Remember that time they spent all their money hiring porn directors because the fixation on sex scenes as the main selling point haha wasnt that funny
>>221924134Manderly said nothing wrong here. Just stating the obvious.
>>221923513Alicent is unironically the biggest monster in the show.Like yeah Daemon is an evil prick, but he would never betray his own kids and want them dead like she does.I think the showrunners must have some deep seated parental issues.
>>221924136I didn’t even know that gold cloak guy had a name
>>221924196>sex scenes as the main selling pointand that was fucking based. even better than the house of troons
>>221924134Is this how you should talk about the Small Council when your daughter is betrothed to the heir?
>>221924064there are objectively quantifiable qualities in acting. these include believability, which is how likely someone is going to see that character as the character they are trying to portray. obviosuly she fails this since we can't even reach a consensus what face she is making in a scene. then there is the actors internal interpretation and influence on the character they are portraying. nobody has any idea what either alicent or rhaenyra are thinking not even the writers, so how could you ever assume she's doing a good job? if she was an auteur she could influence the writing but shes not or if she is its all negative like the kiss with mysaria and its not like shes capable of transforming the performance with the same dogshit material the same way paddy is so that goes out of the window.theres more stuff thats more like mechanical ability, blocking, expression control, etc, all obviously things she has no clue about. she can make a grand total of 2 expressions, serious girlboss or looking like she's about to cry and shit herself at the same time.
>>221923902>I haven't checked her Early Life so she might be a nepo.Her jap family is loaded, she just buys roles.
>>221924067In the show its not made clear if he ever said the heir for a day line. So I guess it left open to interpretation and could've just been a scheme by Otto. I dont get why he still insisted on rhanyra, vicerys is the most frustrating character on the show and he is to blame for the war.
>>221924205It’s because the entire war in this version was based on a misunderstanding so everyone has to be genuinely retarded all the time to explain why they don’t just stop fighting. Book Alicent was fully convinced she was in the right from Go.
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>>221924183Mommy dom enjoyers eating good but foot chads got btfo with larys. It’s not fair
>>221923927She's not albino, she's Valyrian from Lys.
>>221924133Alicent would be less evil if she just wanted to kill Rhaenyra but the writers thought that would be too evil so uhhh yeah.
>>221924239What's this millenial acting from Manderly?
Wouldn't she be the "Yellow Worm" in this case?
>>221924239I can't believe one of the demons from little nicky was one of the best got actors and now the fat guy from balls of fury
>>221924260>but the writers thought that would be too evil so uhhh yeah.
>>221924266Every show needs le wholesome quirk chungus chubby guy now
>>221924222Is that in the show?
>>221924222It's how you talk when you're based as fuck and surrounded by incestuous retards you know are beneath your noble Andal blood
Ser Luthor?More like Ser Propped on a Spike and Gutted, LMAO!But seriously, was it an inside (as in from within the Goldie Cloaks) job? Can't imagine Flea Bottom pigeon handlers massing up a force to just overwhelm them. Am I missing something?
>>221924253She was from Lys yes but she literally did have pure white skin also. It’s like her main feature. >Mysaria had skin pale as milk
>>221924223>influence the writingand speaking of which ,aegon does this all the time. he has an actual clue how to act and would you believe it he also tells the writers how to write his scenes. whenever he can that is, and the writers havent already made up their mind about needing to humiliate the character they have a personal vendetta with, for example refusing to look like a clown when dragon riding, refusing to kneel. if the tranny had a clue about how her character is meant to feel she wouldn't come across as a bipolar modern foid unless that is precisely the way she envisions the character which considering the dogshit writing and cast energy i feel might as well be the truth of it.
>>221924232I always took it as he did say it, but he could have said it mournfully, or put on an act for the sake of his men. Daemon is a cunt but I don't think he'd mock his brother for losing a wife and son that easily.
>>221924266We want the Redditor audience
>>221924303This post was approved by true Hightower Patriots
>>221924304not an inside job, somehow the city is filled with green soldiers
>>221924239This just makes me wish Wayman was in GoT.
>mfw took me 3+ episodes to realize Cole is suicidal
>>221924328>Daemon is a cunt but I don't think he'd mock his brother for losing a wife and son that easily.Daemon fucked his brothers daughter, there’s no bigger betrayal possible
>>221924319Yeah, but did GRRM ever specify what kind of milk? The fatass that he is, I'd expect him to base Mysaria's skin colour on choccy milk
>>221924239even without audio mysaria being there makes hte scene instantly dogshit, kek
>>221923958>/r/ing Daemon walking into the dining hall with his dead gold cloaks.
Has Rhaenyra authorized the Greyjoys to rape and pillage the West yet or did they remove that kind and gentle decision
>>221924304It's always the Greens fault anon. They caused every single bad thing in the Dance ever, and destroyed the hero incestuous aliens.
>>221923594His brother had like 8 kids. One of them is in charge in the West now.
>>221924359He wanted to save his bro and chose to delude himself.
>>221924296The Frey granny was talking about how she got an engagement with one of the greens in exchange for allowing the blacks to cross the Twins, but now Rhaenyra was offering her castle to whichever bounty hunter caught Aemond and Vhagar. If I was the Frey's I'd be pissed off and start doing everything I could to undermine Rhaenyra's reign and destroy it from the inside.
>>221924376They removed Dalton for 2 reason:>irrelevant to the overall plot>money saving
>>221924376Yea those rapists looking for aemond were ironborn
>>221924239Thanks.This is easily the best scene of the episode for me.
>>221924375How much time does it take to kill all goldcloaks, arrange them in macabre installation and leave?
>>221924319Yeah but she wasn't albino.
>>221923513Unironically, Alicent looks like she’s always been important but she got railroaded into the entire situation because she never had any agency. She’s just trying to get as much of her family through the war as she can and she’s been steadily adjusting her expectations down to where she’s just trying to save Helaena. Thats what the writers are literally doing with her. She’s also got a lot of guilt for raising children who grew up evil (i don’t really know what her problem with Aemond is except maybe he just never said Luke’s death was basically an accident)
>>221924376I bet the rats are behind this.
>>221924367Dude I never even thought about it like that but you are right. What the fuck daemon sucks really bad. Imagine your brother doing that to you I would literally kill him
>>221924410You're allowed to have 1 (one) naval battle and it will feature a bunch of nogs fucking around on dragons
>>221924372It's the only time Mysaria's acting is good in the entire show
will there be any rape on a male character? Kinda sexist to just limit it to women. Also, are we on a 4-episode rape streak?
>>221924442Yeah there is no way to avoid the gullet but you can skip the ironborn sacking lannisport.
>>221923529I can't help but respect it
>>221924343>THEY PULLED A TUMBLETOWN ON US DAEMON! THEY PULLED A TUMBLETON RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES, HERE, IN THE RED KEEP, YOU HEAR!?
>>221924232>So I guess it left open to interpretation and could've just been a scheme by Otto. I dont get why he still insisted on rhanyraSometimes I forget that Otto is pretty much entirely to blame for the dance, since it was his idea to make Rhaenyra heir in the first place, and he couldn't just stop there but had his daughter seduce Viserys, produce male heirs, and then try to seat them on the throne before the initial heir he insisted on. What a dumb cunt.
>>221924440In the books Daemon deflowered her with Mushroom.
>>221924239>Mysaria's incredulous look at the endkino
>>221924406I thought you were talking about how Joff is betrothed to a Manderly in the books
>>221924422Depends on how many people are involved
>>221924451when ormund finally snaps
Why does every dragon in the show look like they’re made out of muddy Play-Doh instead of the brilliant pastel colors they actually were in the lore
Mysaria being asian doesn't even make sense since Yi-Ti is literally the other side of the world and they don't really leave because they see the rest of the world as unwashed barbarians.
>>221924410Come on, you don't even have to show it, just have a character mention "them pillages and rapes way back there in the West" or whatever.
Best characters for me as of right now:>1. Aegon II>2. Tylund Lannister>3. Lord Manderly>4. Frey granny (what's her name in the book?)
>>22192442220 good men is all you need
>>221924443her acting is good when she's not on the screen. even better when shes not in the entire episode.
>>221924501Bright color VFX looks super fake
>>221924239Why are the Manderlys always fat?
>>221924536Andal genes the only ones in da norf.
>>221924515I like Tyland but fuck just popping like that was so cringe.
>>221924472Otto's whole thing with that was just to have Daemon removed, he fully expected Viserys to name Aegon his heir as is tradition, he just forgot that Vizzy could be real stubborn.Makes me wonder what was Otto's plan if Viserys decided not to remarry. Would he accept Rhaenyra as queen, maybe try to convince Viserys that his son Gwayne would make a good consort for her?
>>221924515Add ulf, he is pretty funny.
>>221924232Viserys named Rhaenyra heir to disinherit Daemon and push him down the line of succession behind Rhaenyra's children. That was the sole reason. So Daemon countered by fucking her. If the Dance didn't happen, Jace, Luke and Joffrey would've all died in "mysterious accidents" until Aegon or Viserys naturally became heir.
>>221924550And first thing he does is talk about ships.Didn't he drown?
>>221920768>>221920815>>221920881It's a rip off of the fictional/mythical Last Supper tableau of Ferdinand I of Naples. In reality he just made a museum of rebels he had killed to intimidate his enemies but is popularly depicted in media as being a corpse recreation of the Last Supper.
>>221924536Only ones in da Norf who can afford food
>>221924536Better question is why isn’t everyone else in the north fat? Too dumb and poor to cultivate a bountiful harvest? Fucking skill issue
>>221924536They're rich and well fed noble merchant chads
>>221924472What was he supposed to do just let daemon become heir? The first thing daemon would do would be supplant his brother and put the hightowers to death. Daemon is someone who should never be never near the throne.
>>221924021If Alicent chugging Moon Tea with Mysaria looking on it's foreshadowing for Brothel Queens I don't know what is.
>Your grace, Joffrey is here.>...Who?
SHE IS A FAT WHOREAND HER CHILDRENARE BAAAAASTARDS
>>221924536Its a sign of a well to do house
>>221922893>he actually tried and succeeded in keeping peace for like 20 years at least.That was Alicent and Otto, not Viserys the incompetent.
>>221924576I'm sure many of the lannister soldiers survived
>>221924570You're right Ulf is based af I'll rank him above Frey Granny and about even with Manderley.
>>221924474Viserys is such a cuck for not honor killing them both
>>221924501Pastel isn't brilliant or bright, it's desaturated af - instead, I'd have loved for the dragons to be as colourful as the forest shots from the new episode, that shit was incredibly pleasant to look at
>>221924589>The first thing daemon would do would be supplant his brother and put the hightowers to deathIs this supposed to be a reason NOT to want this?
Is Larys intentionally fucking over Aegon? Wouldn't having him go to Casterly rock to wait out the war be the safest possible outcome? Rhaenyra is already losing control. They could hunker down with the Lannisters and play the long game.
>>221924594Someone's about to get his eyeballs plucked out!
>>221924536Lampreys
>>221922593The one big thing to remember about Westeros is before the Targs showed up the seven kingdoms were all constantly fighting each other, or fighting among themselves in the case of the Riverlands.Targs and the dragons showed up and actually unified all the kingdoms, and the lords eventually realized "Hey, having a single king is pretty good" when it comes to peace among the kingdoms and trade, so even after the Dance they still wanted to keep that peace that comes with an absolute monarchy so they kept the Targs as kings.
>>221923277Bizarre how Heleana focuses on the people who killed her son being men when, you'd think, she'd focus on the fact they were sent by Rhaenyra.
>>221924675Can't trust the Lannister you never know when they are going to stab you in the back
>>221924636Well yeah, Hightowers are based so it sucks to see them killed
>>221924675From the convo Larys and Tyrone had I'd wager he wants to keep Aegon under his own care to later leverage it for own gain. He points out Lannisters would do just that, innit. Doesn't want to lose the (possible, future) advantage.
>>221924675The Lannister could just sell Aegon out to get a Pardon from the Blacks. Taking him to Casterly Rock he'd be a hostage.
>>221924675>Is Larys intentionally fucking over Aegon?He wants to keep him under his control so he's got a bargaining chip/to use him in order to gain power.
>>221924589>What was he supposed to doHe could have at least just stuck to the fucking plan and left Rhaenyra as heir. The problem wasn't not wanting Daemon to be heir, it was continually grasping for more and more power until you aren't satisfied with less than your grandson being king, setting the beneficiaries of your plot A against the beneficiaries of your plot B with tens of thousands dying in the process.
>>221923075Local Witch Not So High & Mighty After Being Molested
>>221924636So you would want to live in a world in constant threat of dragon fire being used against you if you step out of line subject to the whims of a foreign invader.
GUYS DID YOU KNOW HOUSE BLACKWOOD ARE SO EPIC AND SPECIAL BECAUSE THEY WORSHIPS TREES AND HAVE RAVEN CAPES AND A BIG TREE AND MAGIC POWERS GUYS DID YOU KNOW HOW COOL THEY ARE AND—-ok Martin we get it shut up Christ
>>221924788Don't disrespect Martin's husbandos (Starks/Blackwoods/Daemon) or he'll write a blog after the last lamprey pie.
>>221924770Its pretty clear the overarching goal is to slowly destroy the targaryan dynasty and their dragons and the best way is to get as close to the throne as possible which means having his grandsons on the throne.
Can someone please explain the "20 good men" meme i keep seeing?
>>221924779So you're acknowledging that Otto's actions were a direct and intentional attempt to subvert the royal family, and that he's a traitor?
>>221924842>>221924842>>221924842
>>221924840Watch Game of Thrones before this garbage anon.
>>221924788HE HAS A COOL MAGIC SWORD BUT ALSO A BOW AND ARROW BUT THE ARROWS ARE SPECIAL TYPE OF MAGIC WOOD TOO AND HE IS ALBINO WITH RED EYES AND AND HE HAS A RED RAVEN TATTOO ON HIS NECK AND HIS NAME IS BLOODRAVEN
>>221924843Yes.
>>221924853By the time 20 good men appear GoT is shit too.
>>221924843And that’s a good thing tho
>>221924716>The Targs are the European Union
>>221924843For the good of the realm
>>221924860HE ALSO FUCKS THE HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE REALM WHO IS ALSO A WITCH AND HIS SISTER
>>221923457>It's time for your daily cock&ball torture
>>221923052How do you lose from this position?
>>221925056Thank you for posting. I thought that scene's choreography was weird in the moment, but I didn't watch the webm. That's really bad and disappointing they'd do that.
>>221923052plot twist: they were going to rape aemond too
