Motherhood editionPrevious >>221922464
MAKING FUN OF THE QUEEN!
>tfw no witchy gf
>>221924842Corlys defection will hit like Themistocles joining Persia
OFFICIAL AND CANON ENDGAMEAegon Blackfyre-Mopatis, King of Andals, Rhoynar and First Men.His wife Shireen Baratheon, Lady of Storm's End and the Stormlands.NORTHRickon Stark, Lord of Winterfell and the North.His wolf Shaggy Doo and his dragon Cannibal.Baby Bolton, Lord of Dreadfort.Walda Bolton-Frey his mother and regent.RIVERLANDSEdmure Tully, Lord of Riverrun and the Riverlands.His wife Roslin Frey.Jonos Bracken, Lord of Stone Hedge and Raventree Hall.Harwyn Plumm, Lord of Darry.His wife Amarei Frey.VALERobert Arryn, Lord of Eyrie and the Vale.Harold Hardyng and his wife Sansa Stark.Petyr Baelish, hanging from his tower.WESTERNLANDSMartyn Lannister, Lord of Westernlands, married to some Crakehall or whatever.Lost lord Tarbeck, Lord of Tarbeck Hall and Castamere.REACHWillas Tyrell, Lord of the Reach.Leyton Hightower, Lord of the Oldtown, happily celebrating destruction of Euron's fleet.DORNEIdk who cares, preferably Daynes because they aren't Dornish.IRON ISLANDSVictarion Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, married to Daenerys and dusky woman.
So Targs are essentially the European Union for Westeros? >Lust provoking image
>>221923105luke is icsh
can't believe they broke up
>>221924892>Aegon Blackfyre-Mopatis, King of Andals, Rhoynar and First Men.>His wife Shireen Baratheon, Lady of Storm's End and the Stormlands.Holy cope
TAOOBA
>four men out of nowhere climbing a cliff to enter Harrenhal instead of walking in the usual way>the first one that comes over the cliff made me immediately react "they brought Aragorn into this show?">for some reason Alys knows they're going to be there so walks out to greet them with sarcasm>Alys maintains the same cocky boldness as they say she is retarded and lonely and hasn't had dick in a while>one of them mentions he'll make her his salt wife and tries to rapeseriously did she go out to talk to them because she wanted to turn herself on from being called retarded and lonely and have a rape attempt that she somehow knew would 100% get foiled by Aemond?did she see into the future and know that they would climb over that cliff and try to rape her and that they had a guarantee to all get killed by Aemond?now the show's ridiculousness doesn't just end there>be Ormund Hightower>be busy in the occupation of Tumbleton>somehow have enough resources to remotely contact people back home to mint a new coin>this new coin with Daeron's face is somehow so powerful that it enables him to pay off people in King's Landing to do Twenty Goodmen tier stunts on City Watch including setting up a Last Supper type setup for Daemon to walk into at the endare Hightower agents and whoever else might be recruited by them in King's Landing all pedos who get a massive boost to their sneaky assassin skills by seeing a doofy portrait of Daeron on a coin? It can't be this easy to simply pay off agents in King's Landing so that Daemon gets very distressed by what's happening to Gold Cloaks?Oh and I guess the Daeroncoin was so powerful it triggered Rhaenyra last episode into chimping out about being called Queen of Bastards (to the point where many gold cloaks are killed in the counter-reaction) despite her being morose and hesitant about so many other thingsWhat is Ormund going to do next with Daeroncoin?
What is this 20 good men thing about!? Why 20?
>>221924919>This flat assed heeb was a porn starWe could have had Jeyne Westerling man
>abortion makes you free HalaenaWhat the hellOnly two things on Hess’s mind at any given moment time are rape and abortion
>>221924921>protects her children
Post chads and chaditas
>>221924954That’s all Ramsay needed.
>>221924953>What is Ormund going to do next with Daeroncoin?Black Trombo is going to rugpull the daeroncoin
>>221924919
>>221924964Shae was the porn star. This is Charlie Chaplin’s granddaughter.
>>221924964She wasn't a porn star. She fancied herself to be a most serious actor.
>>221924954holy shit kill yourself
>>221924968
>This bitch again.
Has someone made a compilation of Rhaenyra being a walking mess (crying, sniveling, boogering, complaining, etc.)?
So why are the Velaryon's seemingly the only ones the Targs married into around the time of the Dance? Aren't the Celtigar also valyrian?
>>221924953>he didn't buy the Daeroncoin
>>221924982>kills tranny daeron and everyone thinks the real daeron died
>>221925035That's every Rhae scene, Anon...
HELAENA IN MY WALLS!
Aegon and Aemond will reconcile before the end. Aegon will head back to KL while Aemond summons Daemon, sacrificing his life not only to save Westeros but the whole world from the mad prince.
>>221925062MY RATS, FEAST ON THE FLESH OF THE TRAITOR AND LEAD MY WIFE TO FREEDOM
>>221925039Yeh but the Celtigars aren’t rich in this period. Corlys made Velaryon big bucks. It’s funny, of course because his family’s power and wealth is completely destroyed during this conflict and House Celtigar are the ones with a fat treasury by the time of A Game Of Thrones if you take Stannis’ word on the matter
Lyonel was a real one. Possibly the only real one.
>>221925049>cope
>>221925089Still seems odd that they wouldn't diversify a bit over it just being the same two families
>>221925049>real Daeron survives but no one believes him and he is sent to the Wall with the fakes
>>221924954There are two brothers in ASOIAF, Ser Twenty Goodmen and Ser Ten Goodmen who are legendary fighters on par with Jaime Lannister or Criston Cole but aren't in the show.
>>221925092Lyonel, Gwayen, Manderly and Oscar are real niggas.
>>221925114>serI thought the Brothers Goodmen were norferners
>>221924954
>What is the thread to be today, Bold Anon>Raine shitposts and pisstakes by the looks of the OP
>>221924921upvoted
>>221925108You also have to remember the incest thing and that brother sister marriages aren’t just considered acceptable but desirable, so that also cuts down on out family pairings
>>221925146The real question is why didn't the targs ever practise mommycest.
>>221924842This shit has the same plot themes as the mexican telenovelas my abuela used to watch.
>>221925062>HELAENASHE'S MINE! SHE'S MINE OWN, SHE'S MINE!
>>221925134They are, but they are still Knights like Jorah and the Manderlys.
>>221925087THE RAT KING COMETH
>>221925186GRRM wasn't into it.
>you may call me, YOUR GRACE
>>221925186Barren hags
>>221924921is this satire?
>>221925144>is of the night >was weaned on venom >any viper who bit him would rue it>defeated a lion>looks like a “valyrian god”>gave himself a cool nickname >doesn't drink wine, only lemon water Thank you George so based
>>221925186Because George couldn't get off on it.
>>221925186Aemond was a great innovator in Targaryen incest, he would have saved the dynasty with his mommy fetish
>>221925216That was hot. If I was that guy the stabbing wouldn't kill me because all my blood would be in the dick.
*ahem*Attention all Anons:Rape!That is all.
>>221925210>>221925246Doesn't Nightflyers have this element?
What is fake Daeron doing right now?
>>221925216Bro what was buddy doing just crawling on the ground? Was weird as fuck.
>WE MARCH TOWARDS OUR DOOM>Mhhh a weird thing to say>TO DIE WOULD BE A RELIEF>This sounds like a cleverly subtextual expression of suicidal tendencies ser criston>WE WILL DIE IN GLORIOUS BATTLE>I see trough your dogwhistles, you want to die!How did Gwayne take so long to figure it out
>>221925290you know how they are moving daeron money in kings landing now? fake daeron is going to pretend he is the real one during the riots
Remember that guy during the finale who tried to kill Jon because Jon tried to stop him from raping some ugly NPC even though presumably he’d been under Jon since winter fell what was up with that
>>221925278why she kinda looks like the jilly juice lady?
>>221925290Carrying Daemon's babies.
>people criticize GoT for all the rape>bring in female head writer>even more rape
>they cast a fat sleazy Jewish actor as the Black Master of CoinGringotsmaxxed
The most anachronistic part of this show is the idea that a royal palace is like the White House or something and you can just walk up to the crown and start shit talking
Lmao I just now realized that was supposed to be a Trumpcoin reference. Shameless fucking writers
Ormund having fucking ninjas in King's Landing is such a shit plot point
>>221925313>Series starts with Lannisters sacking and raping King's Landing>Series ends with Starks sacking and raping King's LandingBravo George
>>221925278so epic
>fake DaeronHang on, isn’t this retarded? If Rhaenyra slew faeron what would the hightowers even rally behind? Theres no documentation at all that daeron is daeron only the words of Osmund at that point For all the realm minus the host in tumbleton all the green claimants would be dead or known as a kin and kingslayerThat shit makes no sense
>>221925327Ill let you know manderlychads are honorable as fuck
>>221925326You mean we didn’t need a ten paragraph description of people getting gangbanged to death and covered in splooge in the street while their husbands are skinned to death in front of their eyes for a book to be realistic?
>>221925360>Hang on, isn’t this retarded?Yes it is. But both Daerons are cute.
>>221925327>council is composed of husbuncle, street whore, niggers, and more women everydayWow Rhaenyra is so progressive truly our woke queen
>>221925331Rhaenyra needs a giant block of cheese.
>>221925344The people would never rise against their beloved Queen, they needed to be brainwashed by the evil Hightowers and their cronies in the faith.
HODL the Daeroncoins lads, they are going to the MOON
>>221925337>Lmao I just now realized that was supposed to be a Trumpcoin referencebrainrot detected WEEE OOOOH WEEE OOOH WEEE OOOHrequesting immediate extradition to /pol/
Aren't half of the Manderlys also known for being badass knights despite having the body fat of John Madden
reddit
>>221925360>Theres no documentationNigga real Daeron has his dragon with him, and everyone in Oldtown can vouch its himIt doesn't make sense, but for completely different reasons
So, I'm thinking Daemon will call for the burning of Tumbleton (NOT Rhaenyra)>>221925360Well, he has this Dragon that proves who he is I suppose.
>>221925405Yes. Both of Wyman’s sons in the War of Five Kings are noted as good fighters and very brave despite being almost too fat for their armor. Bloatmax Rep
>>221925360Yes it’s dumb, but daeron needs to live while everyone thinks he’s dead and that’s what they came up with
>>221925428>Manderly army
>>221925387Our sweet and daring prince, raised in the light of the Seven shall bring new era of peace and prosperity!
>House of the Dragon>Dance of the Dragons>Blood of the Dragon>From Dragonstone>Meanwhile, they ride WyvernsUh...
>>221924863>imagine just sitting in a church and praying and reflecting on past deeds and you hear Demon laugh...I mean, what's the best course of action here?
not enough rape
>Rhaenyra has no money>Ormund is out there getting custom Daeron coinsOrmund is the king Westeros deserves
High and Low
>>221925457The fact that they’re faking daerons death makes me think they won’t end up doing a fakeout rhaenyra death. I mean surely they would use that trope THREE times, two is the cap
>>221925495rape
>Varys as Master of Whispers in GOT>Knows literally everything and every scheme happening>Intelligent, can go toe to toe in a battle of wits against anyone>Has connections across the entire world>Has his own goals>Still cares about the common people>Constantly outplans and outmaneuvers the other smartest players in the setting>Mysaria as Lady of Whispers in HotD>Out of the loop>Has no connections or allies>Is dumber than Daemon, despite acting silent and deep>Gets convinced to betray Rhaenyra by Alicent for no reason at all>Fails at literally every facet of her job>Doesn't do anything really#girlpower
>>221925368>the only consistent description of Manderly family traits is that they're morbidly obesephysiognomy is all, gluttons are inherently unprincipled.
Would love to see Khalesi put Alicent and Raeneera in their place. Time travel arch when?
>>221925516Ormund has 25% of the crown money right now.
>>221925527Wouldn’t use*
>>221925278Isn't it weird how she goes from basically out of work for 5 years after Orange is the New Black, to becoming Executive Producer and #2 writer for HotD?
>>221925546
>>221925544not an argumentthe seed is strong
Your daily reminder that Rhaegar was the biggest bitch nigga in Westeros
>>221925290>What is fake Daeron doing right now?Walking home from the Night's Watch after failing penis inspection.
>>221925543It worked when she was a Valyrian nepo hire.
Ormund is hilarious desuToo bad he's a one season character
>>221925507>>221925534
So how are they gonna contrive Hugh The Loyal House Nigga betraying team black
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO GODS DAMNED DARK
>>221925278
>>221925621>has magic powers >still just a powerless womanWdtmbt
>>221925622When they get commanded to attack and destroy Tumbleton, which they will have to to dislodge Daeron (who has been declared King), he will say no he's not attacking and burning the city his wife is in and Ulf will go "fuck that cunt, not letting me drink".
>>221925516The hightowers are filthy rich, like, genuinely close to Lannister and Tyrell tier of rich
>>221925622Ormund takes his wife hostage
>>221925543>cares about common peopleLOL
>>221925543I'm guessing there has never been a truly professional woman on the small council
cant wait for the tv show watchers from twitter and reddit to fuck off so i can chat with /got/ again even if it means 12 hours for 100 replies.
>>221925192>IT'S MINE - said Helaena calmly - IT'S MY OWN, IT'S MINE!
I want a Tyroshi gf with neon green dyed hair and bush
>>221925647you cant just cast magic out of your asslook at mirri maz
>>221925621What is the point in humiliating and embarrassing this previously magically powerful and intimidating woman
Helaena pro-life
>>221925700I want to drown in a thicc Myrish swamp...
>>221925222>targaryens are barren before 20No wonder there are so few of them.
Does Alys even have powers? Seems like she is just using spooky scenery to mesmerize people. She even through a rock to scare all the birds, didnt control them with magic or anything.
>>221925709The writers want us to know that ultimately, ugly block faced witches are just holes. Much as George reminded us of this when Miri’s fat ass got raped like a dozen times in the mud before Danny found her
>>221925463WTF the soldiers marching look so gosh darn fake here? Didn't look that bad in the cinema.Is it the webm compression or something?
>>221925700I want the sluttiest lyseni gold digger I can get
>>221925710Chud brother fucking bitch
>Entire Lyseni economy built upon ex-Westerosi fair haired whores
is the ck3 asioaf mod any bit decent yet?
>>221925709>>221925742Sounds like the writers and Gurm are incel chuds at heart.
>>221925222she has her period in dance
>>221925192her precious
ive grown fucking tired of waiting. when are alicent and rhaenyra gonna have hot lesbian sex?
>>221924931
>>221925575Ser, do you comprehend how much of a glutton a man must be in a medieval setting to be corpulent? All of his food is organic proteins, fats, vegetables fruits and simple carbohydrates. He has to walk everywhere, he lives and works in massive fortresses whose stairs he must climb.The onky way for it to happen aside from eating constantly is being an insanely prodigious alcoholic.
>>221925822
>>221925827You don't understand GOT genetics.
>>221925598Ormund will survive and take Gormund's place of putting six babies in Rhaena.
>>221925621the fuck is a salt wife
>>221925827>you comprehend how much of a glutton a man must be in a medieval setting to be corpulentIf you have ever seen one of the feast scenes when the Manderleys show up, you know what we meanWyman is knocking out like three massive pork pies the size of trash can lids all by his own and washing it down with a half gallon of cherry cordial
>>221925822They need the inversion of Alicent x Aemond with this
>>221925709They needed to establish that Aemond has grown attached to her, so he comes flying out and ridiculously 1 v 4s a bunch of dudes while bedridden with a kidney stab for her
>>221925822>>221925842so glad this nigga's dead
>>221925852Iornborn harem wives, the ones they take in their raids
>>221925852Sex slaves ironborn are allowed to keep besides their one real wife.
>>221925709Humiliation fetish
>>221925852>he doesn’t know what a salt wife isShow only I see? —TLDR the ironborn famously kidnap women whenever they raid. Under iron borne law, you can basically kidnap foreign women and make them be your legal wives and while they will have lower social status than your rock wife(real wife), your kids won’t be bastards
>>221925852It's when you see someone you like during raids so you kidnap them and take them home, like Eddard with Theon.
>Be Sara Hess>"I didnt watch Game of Thrones, and I havent seen it. I didnt necessarily feel a whole bunch of loyalty to the story">ships Rhaenyra and Alicent. "There's an element of queerness to it">adds Dragonpitt scene with Rhaenys. "It would be awesome if Rhaenys just came through the floor on a dragon!">makes weird comments about women who die in childbirth.>thought the audience would love all the Admiral Lohar stuff
Book soon btw
>>221925846>>221925863I think you guys found GRRM's self inserts.
>>221925852holy shit kill yourself
>>221925948>blackfyre flag in the back
>women are strong and powerful!>also women are designed to be tied to donkey shaped posts, raped by a dozen Dothraki bulls, and ritually beheaded after What did they mean by this I’m getting mixed signals
>>221925919What if they refuse to do such a thing? I can't imagine most women would agree to that.
>>221925686same, fucking tourists
the above image is George R.R. Martin's transit chart for April 23, 2029. I have obtained his Ascendant/Hades midpoint to be at 12deg07' on the Fixed Axis. Same position as his natal Mars. The Ascendant/Hades midpoint is particularly associated with becoming a corpse because it's the middle position between your body (represented by Ascendant) and the repulsively decaying (Hades).Interestingly enough, George R.R. Martin's Hades is located at 27deg18' Aries, the same position as his natal Moon. That shows a lifelong emotional interest in the repulsive, the decaying, the dead, the rotten, the highly controversial and the taboo. And the fact that his natal Mars is on his Ascendant/Hades midpoint shows that his action taking is in alignment with rottenness, decay, death regarding the body and regarding his personal instincts.On April 23, 2029 the ruling planet of his chart (Venus), and Saturn, will be transiting in such a way that it's right on his Ascendant/Hades midpoint. Both will be oppose his natal Mars in Scorpio. Simultaneously, transiting Pluto in Aquarius will be squaring his natal Mars. As such there is a fairly decent chance he dies on that day. Perhaps shortly before that day or shortly after that day.
>>221926012No one knows what women want, least all of women.
>>221926023Sucks to be them I guess.
>>221926023>What if they refuse to do such a thing?They are prisoners taken in violent raids anon they don’t really have a choice.
>>221926034obtained from https://astrologyreadings.online/uranian-chart-calculator/
Reminder that canon ironborn doctrine when sacking a town is to rape and kill all the ugly women first because you aren’t bringing them back as loot anyways amiright fellow sailors
Westerosi history since the death of Aegon IV:>196 A.C.: First Blackfyre Rebellion>212 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>219 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>236 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>258 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>282 A.C.: Robert's Rebellion>(300 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned)?
So what exactly was his master plan here?
>>221926090GRRM's worldbuilding really is shit.
>>221926102Rape.
>>221926047
>>221926102The fool thought the King of Rats would be content with being the King of Piss
>>221926090We need the Jacobite audience!
Helaena my beloved daughter, you must drink the juice that makes your entire pussy fall out and also leave your only daughter with your pedophile uncle who had her brother beheaded with a dull knife in front of both of you. I care about you more than anything in the world by the way.
>>221926102I legitimately thought he'd swear fealty as a hidden Aegon supporter or something
>>221924842According to online sources Daeron is heading straight to death. Question, will Daeron do anything Daring????
>>221926209He beat Ormund in a game of cyvasse. That was pretty daring.
>>221926193Holy shit what the fuck is that thing next to Rhaenyras actress?!
>>221925919of course they have in built rape legalization laws lmao
Why is Ormund so angry towards Link
>>221926193Me on the bottom right.
>>221926102remind him that he kissed his feet thus meaning that he should actually be the true king
>>221926193I like how the top right girl actually looks decent here but throw on the bleached mop wig and she looks horrendous
Who knew you can only have fast paced action scenes with male actors
A reminder Dunk is Cold Hand's who went to the wall in grief following Egg' death at Summerhall. They'll also kill The Others in the book's by leading them to Winterfell where Jon and Daenerys will try to recreate the Summerhall tragedy using the eggs and weaponizing the volcanic ducts underneath the castle to wipe the army of Wights out
>>221926243Oh, that's just the Mark, some folks around Innsmouth have it.
>>221926209No we need more scenes of Alicent and Rhaenyra doing nothing
>>221926272still most men would probably prefer to fuck the pretty boy next to her
>>221925132Remove Oscar and we’re cool
>>221926246Zelda took his v card
>>221926193Rhaenyra's actress looks good here even dressed as a wealthy gay man
>>221926306I shan't
I bet Daeron has cute feet
>>221926355Feet cannot be cute.
>>221925974what do we say to the god of death?
>>221926330the fuck is this garbage? doesnt even look like her
>>221926243A muppet I thinkProbably one of the Tullys
>>221926396a man cannot be more wrong than you are
>>221925942Absolute goddamn hack. What the FUCK was George thinking.
>>221926434jeetslop
>>221926330>influence: 1>political iq: 0>determination: heart of a king>manipulation: -5ftfy
>>221926330SHE NEVER FUCKING USES HER DRAGONS
>>221924931>icshWhat?
>>221926034Interesting, most interesting. Kudos.What did you learn from him based off his birth chart?
Was it tough love or was larys actually crashing out?
>>221926502i was wondering what that meant too but he was too afraid to answer
Could Bobby B beat Daemon?
>>221926541thought loveaegon was acting like a bitch
What happened here? They disembowled them then redressed them in their armor then arranged the guts? It's amazing how this show manages to make the simplest things look absolutely retarded.
>>221926592the faceless men work in mysterious ways
>>221926514I learned that George R.R. Martin has creepy murderous violent instincts all his life. Years before he wrote ASOIAF he probably did things that would get him scandalized if the news came outMale Feminist with sinister predatory instincts Archetype
I'd risk a gelding to make Joanna Lannister my salt wife desu
what a shit episode. can we get butchers ball already ?
>>221926564The based Daemon or the cringe Daemon?
>>221926613NoI want 2 more episodes of build up at leastCole has just started dropping bars
>>221924842Why the fuck is everything the complete opposite of the source material? Criston Cole isn't a suicidal romantic that wants songs sung of him to please Alicent, he tried to surrender in order to save his men, and offered to basically fight as the champion against 3 men. Everyone's completely different, the plots are completely different, it's like they genuinely don't care anymore and are intentionally changing stuff to fuck with George. Is Ryan Condal trying to prove that he is a better writer than George? What is he thinking?
>>221926603She looks so good here
>>221926613praying for this week so we can fucking move the plot a little
>>221926564Bobby B has a buff against targshits, he'd heem that edge lord.
>>221926636There is no based Daemon. Black or Red, a Targshit is still a Targshit
>>221926549It must be some gay pedo slang
>>221926603I'd let her peg me desu
Please tell me this is the final season,
>>221926684my exact thoughts but he said its supposedly not sexual
>>221926193Holy fuck everyone is dressed like the most flamboyant homosexual you've ever seen. Only Cole and Alicent look somewhat normal
>tfw lost at Cyvasse
>>221926655Well. this faggot should learn how to write his own songs
>>221926714it not who does it firstits who does it better
>>221926355i bet you're on a list
Were the leaks for today's episode accurate? I forgot what it said and I didn't save the image
How the fuck did they manage to murder the city watch?Also did Gwayne go home? I'm kinda glad since hopefully he can stick around a bit longer since it seems the butchers ball is coming up
>>221926603She did a great job capturing Cerseii's bitchiness but not her craziness
leakniggers have no soul
GRRM has not written any pages for 20 years by the way
>>221926792what has he done in these 20 years then?
>>221926767The first set of leaks we got months ago its mostly accurate with some changes>>221926780The people killing the guards are hightower soldiers and yes Gwayne abandoned Cole because in the book a bunch of this soldiers run away before butchers ball
>>221926780>How the fuck did they manage to murder the city watch?It was an inside job
>>221926709Matt Daemon looks fine, the glasses are a bit fruity but I wouldn't think twice seeing him on the bus.The negress is okay too, so okay that I actually have no idea who her character is.
>>221926813Enjoyed life
>>221926792You realize he's probably written Winds 6 times over now right? He just cant decide on a finalized version.
>>221926817I mean the recent ones from yesterday's threads
>>221926780faceless men probablythe hightowers have the funds to pay for it, and have magical shit to pay if the assassins desire that instead of coinsthe faceless men would never pass on the opportunity to hurt targs or valyrians in general
>>221926838Oh no that was fake.
>>221926835...doing what?
>>221926709American who wears athletic shorts/sweatpants and plain tee shirts everywhere detected.
>>221926837This is cope.
>>221926845>the hightowers have the funds to pay for itthey do but it's a massive waste of gold when you have so many poor people willing to kill for 1 coin
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>221926837>You realize he's probably written Winds 6 times over nowHe’s not even written A Dance with Dragons
>>221926837lmao
>>221926867I dont think Ormund is in a position to take chances with Alicent and Helaena being hostages
"it's been a minute"
>>221926845If they hired faceless men better to just target the queenI feel faceless men would have an easier time killing the queen since once they get past the initial gates which should be a cakewalk security would be relatively lax
>>221926935What happens to Alicent and Helaena if rhaenyra suddenly dies?
>>221926923is not the faceless men bro, the green soldiers are inside the city
I can’t tell if alicent actually cares about rhaenyra the way rhaenyra cares about her. Like she just feels like she’s up and down scene to scene
>>221926944Daemon kills them.
Do the common folk ever get properly punished for what they did in the Dance? I would go scorched fucking Earth on the disgusting cretins they are.
>>221926949Why didn’t Daemon kill them?
>>221926973looks like he will next ep. he seems to be dressed as gold cloak
>>221926878Have seeeex
>>221926970congrats, you've just made them angrier and you dont have your dragons anymoreon top of that, the other houses are already pissed off with your targshit bullshit as is
>>221926973Because he can't read their minds.
>>221926996
>>221924842based pro-life Helaena
>the iconic riff of ''green dress'' didnt play when Aegon stabs the fucker and drops the barhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhrY5Z0MCJk
>>221926996What do we even need them for? The dregs of fleabottom are completely worthless and do nothing for the city.
Hope mods rename this thread as LGBTQ fags thread.
Alicent hasnt lost a single child yet. Once they start dropping like flies she will really start to go unhinged.
>>221927070Read the works of the philosopher “Karl Marx”
>>221926970The common folk are based, dragons are a disgusting abomination, born out of pride and lust, for power, for impunity.
Why is Rhaenyra opposed to the little balls the Small council has? I liked those.
>>221927070They saved the world from the dragons so there’s that
>>221927141Daddy issues
>>221926970i think cregan has some of the main conspirators executed
>>221926541WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO!?!
>>221926970Disease and starvation kills most of them in the years following the Dance and eventually Dany burns their descendants alive and Dothraki loot the city.
>>221927152>>221927130Dragons are essential. The weak should always fear the strong. There should always be a hierarchy of power.
>>221927090Crazy Alicent ripping off all her clothes when?
>>221927193Good
>>221927197>The weak should always fear the strongCorrect, which is why the incestuous cretins should fear the andal peasant>There should always be a hierarchy of powerYes, with noble families such as the Hightowers on top, not with disgusting alien blood magickers without an ounce of dignity
>>221925709its a witches ploy to get aemond to put his white knight armor on, also known as the damsel in distress gambit
>>221927230>andal peasantKing’s Landing is a city of immigrants
>>221927267>witches ploy You mean women’s ploy?
Why is Tumbleton literal mud huts
>>221927141She has no real experience to rule, nor any desire to do any of the work of ruling.
with all the alterations they madewill Aegon actually lock the fuck in?
>>221927319No
>>221927290Once the Andal peasant has had enough and hoists the Cock o' the Moon above Red Keep, those foreigners will be thrown into the sea.
Dany didn’t kill enough of them
>>221926837>You realize he's probably written Winds 6 times over now right? He just cant decide on a finalized version.he will never finish it and destroyed all he has written, he decided this a long time ago and its over
is this right?did aergon II have sex with his sister?where are those two kids now?
>>221927337King’s Landing was built on diversity
How did Alicent get obese?
>>221927197>The weak should always fear the strong. There should always be a hierarchy of power.By the laws of the jungle, the small folk proved their dominance and superiority over the dragons by vanquishing them and so now occupy the upper rung of the hierarchy
ITS HER TURN CHUDS.STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING
>>221924921holy accurate
Rhanryra should be tied to a stall and all of flea bottom have their way with her
>>221927319aegon is more interesting after his horrid injuries
>>221927432That is what she does to Alicent and Helena in the true and canon story
>>221924842Many such cases
>>221927432Its not morally right to unleash all those diseases she's carrying on the innocent small folk.
If the Valyrians ran out of dragons why cant they just send some senpai back to old Valyria to get some more eggs to hatch?
>>221927386>did aergon II have sex with his sister?yes and it was 3 kids
>>221927331Yes
>>221927502Because old Valyria is literally an evil volcanic hell on earth cursed beyond all mortal imagination. The very air and water is poisonous and the one Targaryen princess who flies there to explore, comes back with a body full of human faced worms, wriggling inside her body and all twisted up like a turkey Something also badly wounded Balerion who was her dragon(yes THAT balerion)
>>221927502The gigachad Worm people are there and rape them as soon as they land, and the Dragons fear them.
So Valryia was nuked or something? Was it aliums?
>>221927547its full of firewyrms that can fuck up anything pretty much when large enough
>>221927583There is no explanation as the writer loves ambiguous shit
>>221927583the peninsula literally exploded
>>221927583they lost control of the energies and it all went up in flames, to put it simply
>>221927601Volcano makes obvious sense but why the nuclear fallout?
>>221927583>was nuked or somethingI’m not trying to be mean but have none of you people read the lore or books ever? Yes. The Fourteen Flames, the magical volcanoes that they used in their evil blood magic rituals to control their empire all exploded at once, sink half the country into the sea like Atlantis, and the other half is now a smoking ruin hostile all life. It’s why the Targaryens left for Dragonstone to begin with. A member of their family had a vision of the future that was to come. Pretty much every dragon, riding family, except them were killed in the cateclysm except for a few irrelevant people who died in the century of blood, where everyone was fighting over the scraps of the old empire
>>221927617>but why the nuclear fallout?volcanoes release gases also that can kill everything
>>221924863Shit King vs Shit Queenwho wins?
>>221927583Faceless men were slaves in Old Valyira and dabbled in blood magic, highly implied they brought upon the doom in ASOIAF
>>221927583The evil Valyrians were using fire-wight slaves, who could not die no matter what, to mine for them in the bowels of a volcano, controlled by fire sorcerers and so the faceless men killed the sorcerers so they could die, which also meant they lost control of the volcanoes of Old Valyria and they exploded and killed everyone.
>>221927583Immigration
>>221927623reading is lame
>>221927643>Faceless menthese killled other slaves mostly and at best some overzealous whip holding overseer, they did not bring any doom
>>221927641(((Maesters))) win
>>221927547How did Euron make it through no problem and come back with loot?
>>221927643Is not highly implied but it is a possibility >>221927671eventually they started killing mages as well
>>221927617Volcanoes release toxic, suffocating, and acidic gases—like carbon dioxide, sulfur dioxide, and hydrogen sulfide—that can kill humans, animals, and vegetation. In extreme cases, massive ancient eruptions have been linked to global extinctions, while localized gas releases can silently suffocate entire valleys without any warning, eradicating all life.
>>221927623I dont read nigga. Its 2026. Get the fuck out of here with that.
>>221927672
>>221927674It’s implied that he’s either lying or used magic. There are hints that he used to work with the three eyed crow
>>221927674Made a deal with some other foreign gods/devils. He fought blood magic with blood magic. Also he sacrifices his crew on a routine basis.
>>221927674Because he's a Greenseer so he could use ravens or something to scout for him then skinchange into his tongueless crew of mutes to go ashore and bring stuff back while he sits in the safety of his cabin.
>>221927617the valyrians were digging deep into the 14 flames that were kept in check by fire mages. The lore is very vague on purpose, but the general idea is that the faceless men killed the mages and it basically made the entire thing go BOOM
>>221927704>>221927649>>221927643This sounds awesome. When are we getting a book about this.
>>221927671>"It was in the volcanic mines beneath the Fourteen Flames of Valyria... that the first Faceless Man realized that death was a mercy, giving the 'gift' of death to suffering slaves and ultimately taking the lives of their Valyrian masters."
>>221927674It's the equivalent of Cape Bojador. Ancient sailors thought the water was boiling there and you couldn't sail any further until someone did.
How did the Targs and the Velareons know to leave before the shit was going to go down in Valyria?
>>221927676>eventually they started killing mages as wellso says the kindly man, if one is so inclined to believe him and assume he knows what he is talking about
>>221927734Probably never because the writer love the half explanation and ambiguity.
>>221927745One of them had the dragon equivalent of green dreams and saw the future
>>221927734>When are we getting a book about this.Who's gonna tell him?
>>221927745Daenys 'the Dreamer" Targaryen had a dream about it and her family sold everything and built Dragonstone. They were one of the lesser houses of the 40 Families of Valyria.The Velaryons weren't one of the 40 dragonriding families of Valyria, they were basically upjumped lower class merchants.
>>221927674Possibly warging his shipmates and that's why they are all mutes.
There are also Fire Wyrms, which are basically flightless cave dragons living under the Fourteen Flames. Basically prehistoric throwbacks from before the empire broke dragons with blood magic.
>>221927734hopefully never because the mystery is what makes it interesting
This is for Gharin, Lizardfuckers
>>221927674he lied and lies alot
>>221927791>>221927769Obvious rewritten history. They were most likely just losers that were outcast from society and got lucky.
>>221927825>he lied and lies alotExcept he has a set of Valyrian steel armor and George has confirmed he's been there
>>221927735if they brought the doom they also killed countless slaves
>>221927832I'm fond of the idea that "keeping bloodlines pure" was never a Valyrian characteristic at all and the Targaryens were the Codds of Valyria
You have to admithe's got that shit ON
>>221927842>George has confirmedhe lies as well
>>221927855Anon, they believe death is a gift.
>>221927856This Targs were the Mcpoyles of Valaryia
>>221927855>if they brought the doom they also killed countless slavesThey were killing slaves before they killed masters
>>221927856>g bloodlines pure"it was the bread and butter, their alpha and omega
>>221927873he looked cooler in that fake shot with no arm
>>221927906So the Targaryens tell us
>>221927873>Somehow, Tyland returned
They were killing slaves because the slaves were begging for death. Old Valyria was like slavers bay x 10 for anyone who wasn’t a lizardfucker
>>221927923
>>221927908That was from the show Vikings anon
>>221927930Slaves aren't people; when you start treating them as such and giving them "rights" they riot, murder, rape, play victim etc
https://grrm.livejournal.com/543080.htmlIf that doesn't explain everything there's to know about the Doom to you, it means the public education has failed you.
Did none of the Kings that tried to bring dragons back try blood magic?
>>221927930The one thing wrong with old Valyria was the lack of momcest.
>>221927962See: Summerhall
>>221927962It’s implied that this is exactly what Egg tried to do at Summerhall, and we all know what happened there. Catastrophe
>>221927962Yeah, Egg. He got most of his family killed little bitch.
What is dead may never die
The Aemond fight scene was kino, actually looked decently choreographed and had a good speed to it
>>221928015Tell that to Aegon’s exploded penis.
>>221927985Jenny of Oldstones was part of the lesbian witch cabal with Rhaena Targaryen and Alys Rivers.
>>221928040What is exploded may never explode
>Aegon and Aemond admitting their mother loved them>Next scene with Alicent:
>>221927856>>221927923
This shows politics are interesting. Rhaenyra keeps trying to feed the poor but they will inevitable riot on her and kill her dragons, proving Daemon was right to not care about them and she should've paid all the cops and soldiers to abuse and keep them down instead.
Why is Alicent obese? Rhaenyra needs to stop feeding her so much
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>>221925842Is he saying she's a perfect valyrian?
>>221928069Moon tea is high in calories.
>>221928066The only reason they are starving is because she was just blockading them
Led to believe that the Valyrians have no word for ‘tomorrow’.
Rhaenyra is the killer.
>>221925246True, the things he doesn't like just plain don't exist in his world. For example, no man is attracted to ass and only villains fuck from behind. Odd fella, that GRRM.
>We now return to CW's House of the Dragon
START THE NEXT THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>>221917664>>221917664>>221917664New
>>221928307Wtf is Matt Smith doing?
>>221928326:|
>>221928326Lel
>>221928307you know, if granny had a less retarded haircut she'd be surprisingly fuckable
>>221928326I clicked.
Is Trump really making a cameo next episode?
>>221928337morbin
>>221928307Look at the stairs between Rhys Ifan's legs
who greenlit the amateurish blur effect that ruins the cgi and costumes in the background?
>>221928481They do the same shit in The Gilded Age™. Drives me nuts.
>>221928495>>221928495>>221928495
>>221928469LOL
Why wouldn't The Rogue Prince take daerons dragon?
>>221925368The Manderchads are basically the Blackwoods of the North
