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First for Alysane Mormont!
>>221941836young alicent looks goodold alice looks averagelesboid-humanoid nutjob looks demented and disturbedsheep face looks like she needs brain cells
whenever Vhagar's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking 'Where's Vhagar?'
>>221941971got sick of the show and wanders about eating farm animals and pretending its all due to his dragonlord being injured and sort of out of commission for a bit
Where's Taoba?
He comes....
>>221942031I want to torture all Blackwoods
How can anyone hide Vhagar
In tired of Nigerians milking the series on x
>>221942054She's not hiding. She is going here and there, and never staying in one place for long.
>>221941836all these actresses roll their own ciggies
>>221942045You stink of a Bracken stable, horse thief
Is Vhagar going to the Vale to hang out with Sheepstealer?
Lord of Oldtown. What a kino life. Can't be much better
>>221942100Gods what massive tits that Barba had
>>221942134not enough sheep for two dragons, especially when Vhagar is involved
So in the show timeline Johanna just chilling or what?Because if no ironborn raid why exactly aren't the Lannisters sending more armies?
>>221942135Shame its septas will be salt wives and its maesters fodder for the Drowned God's table.
>>221942185>why exactly aren't the Lannisters sending more armies?they are having tea parties
>>221942034anyone got the full vid?
>>221941962>lesboid-humanoid nutjob looks demented and disturbedholy cope
>>221942162old people lose their appetite
>>221942302not old dragons
>>221942302old dragons have more potent fire and thus more appetite for devouring
>>221942034Gods she's so hotI need to save her
>>221942193>gets glassed
>>221942135Oldtown in summer must be a fucking furnace with those stone buildings everywhere. You don't want to spend year long heatwave of a summer there
All Ironborn deserved to be murder and rapedAgree or not? State arguments.
>>221942396>nothingburgerAll the rapes
>>221939031AKOTSK is concerned with justice, honour, duty and sacrifice, all masculine values. It positively portrays the bonds of friendship and brotherhood unto death and it treats the code of ethics of the setting with sincerity. HotD is entirely modernist and its morality reflects today’s standards rather than the standards of the setting. Traditional values are treated like jokes or worse, hurdles to female empowerment. There is a mother conspiring to kill her entire male family and the showrunners are portraying it as the liberating act of a woman striving for freedom in a man's world.
>>221942413I would gladly listen to Pycelle blather on about his life in Oldtown while being served iced milk from young servant girls. Ned was a pissy little bitch
>>221937706fAegon is bound to be promised to Sansa id the Ashford theory is right.Also marrying Arrianne is nonsensical of Doran really thinks fAegon is the son of Elia. He would be already a close relative and half Martell.The war of the Three Queen will be between Sansa with fAegon, Dany, and either Margaery or Cersei
>>221942449Not. Mariners of their mettle make Velaryons quail.
>>221942135>City made by Hightowers is marvellous, clear>City made by the incestous aliens of low intellect is a smelly shitholeReally makes you think
>>221942293How are they so good at playing a female character even though they aren't females?
>>221941971For how big and important the living nukes are they really don't seem to give a shit about what they do when their designated glorified nuke wrangler isn't nearby.
>>221942293Name? She looks nice
>>221941836young alicent mogs hard in this pic
>>221941836Millie looks like my ex and Emma looks like my sister, this is confusing.
>>221942293What a fucking waste
They/Them is sick of this nigger shit!
>>221942293>be young beautiful woman>live in a deranged western society>make yourself as ugly as possible
>>221942562I believe the Salsa thing because she must be part of a cut storyline because otherwise there's no reason to merge her with Jeyne Poole.
>>221942703metaphysically all these lgbtq etc the rest are possessed by entities of the opposite sex, one or multiple ones
>>221941836corrective rapes for everyone
>>221941836>right: superior good looking celts and natives of britain>left: inferior ugly nordics and foreign invading scum of britain
>>2219418364>3>1>2
Why does everyone know that sheepstealer is called sheepstealer? I thought Rhaena was the one that named it but apparently Rhaenyra somehow knows its name? Who writes this shit. When Rhaenyra asked Alicent “who’s rides Sheepstealer??!!” Alicent logically should have responded “who the fuck is sheepstealer?”
>>221943026Probably the same way everyone knew Grey Ghost was called Grey Ghost or the Cannibal was the Cannibal.
>>221943026He's a wild dragon that's been STEALING SHEEP on dragonstone so the people who on dragonstone started calling him sheepstealerYou wont believe how Cannibal got his name
>>221943026>Who writes this shit.some jew cunt
>>221943052no, in the show he is just some random dragon in the vale that the nigger-goblin calls sheepstealer on her own
>>221942031Fucking based.
>>221942086Ahhhh, the Yassir Arafat method.
>>221943067He only moved to the Vale after the war started.
>>221942100Kekked and chekked.
>>221942135This is in Dorne, right?
>>221943052in the show the dragon feeds sheep to the nigger-goblin so the dragon is a nigger-goblin-lord and the ugly cunt is not a dragonlord of any kind.the dragon tamed the "human" whatever that thing is
>>221941836>You don't understand, listen to me! I NEED to kill your unborn child, so drink the fucking tea already!This is getting ridiculous.
Witch sex and witch baby when?
>I go to the ratcatchers, in whose mighty company I shall not now feel ashamed.
>>221943089the show does not elaborate
>>221943115>I NEED to kill your unborn child,this is so jewish its a caricature
>>221943119>witchhas magic spells and alters, has altered her appearance and LOOKS UGLY LIKE THAT, HAVE MERCY
>>221942377Do not be fooled by her appearance, she can change it like you change clothes as demonstrated by the show. We have no idea of how insane she is irl.
>>221943155She's a cute mommy witch. Just the type Aemond needs.
>>221943183she is ugly
THE RATCATCHERS!!!
>>221943121They all warged into the cats. Otto, too. Their vengeance cometh, and that right soon.
We are so back.
Why are we being forced to like the nigger maester?
>>221943194>>221943119I fucking hate that she's appeared from a corner with bug-eyes while going "ooo hallo thare I'm the vvitch of this estate, and it's verry spookkyyy" like five times up to this pointCaricature of a character
>>221943207Varys calling someone a bad man is the pot calling the kettle a retard
>>221941836Is that really Alys Rivers at right there? She looks well sexy, which I would never have imagined her being on the strength of the series.
>>221943227Larys/Varys?
>>221943227>VarysMeant Larys, fuck you George
>>221943162yeah I dont give a shitif she were mine, she'd be wearing those dresses 24/7. I dont care how much it costs, she's be giftwrapped at all times
>>221942551You'd probably enjoy listening to Julian Glover but Pycelle's just a boring, windy, probably very dishonest old cunt.
>>221943212he left naath on a niggeroid-humanoid student exchange program and studied in the citadel and managed to become the great man he is as serves the crown now. Another story of a heroic black nigger-man.
>>221942703being a non-binary dyke is the only way for pretty white women to get cast in hollywood nowadays
>>221942449I can't even imagine wanting to harm Rodrik Harlaw. Or Tris Botley. I like Asha a lot too.
>>221943238>>221943242the fat man takes pleasure in humiliating his readers>Jeyne, it rhymes with pain
>>221942744"Entities" don't have sex, canonically.They often appear as androgynous being, or pretend to be one sex at best, but they are sexless.They push their host to be like themselves in defiance of God and nature, destroying their own body, their beauty, and often their ability to give life. A sacrilege and grave sin against life itself, desu senpai.
>>221943115>I NEED to kill your unborn child,good. the baby could be a moid. alicent doesn't need to take that risk
>>221943275You're a fucking idiot, anon.
>>221943162>We have no idea of how insane she is irl.we do. she is also a non-binary dyke like emma d'arcy now
>>221943297>the baby could be a moida mongoloid? well it is Helaena's horrifyingly inbred whelp
>>221943283Asha enjoys getting raped by her boyfriend. It makes her cunt become world.
>>221943293>"Entities" don't have sex, canonically.some are stuck human souls that just attach themselves to humans to fuck around as they risk gettting judged if they move to the next level or they cannot move and are stuck regardless. Other spiritual entities are another thing altogether.
>>221943305is this gonna be another one of those monotonous virtue signaling threads?
>>221943299no i am not nigga. if you are pretty white girl (non-nepo) good luck getting cast in major productions these days.
>>221943194>>221943213Don't care. I'm still team Witch Mommy.
>>221943314Yeah, I noticed. I do think it says a fuck of a lot more about Jawge and his ridiculous excesses than it does about Asha though.
>>221943325>no i am not nigga.You definitely are, anon.
>>221943283do you despise us anon?I mean it's all right if you do, everyone else does
>>221943234>She looks well sexy,anon...
>>221943283Fucking fuck, like a total retard I forgot to mention the rightful king of the idiotborn.
>>221943376Rough as a badger's arse here though. I can scarcely believe it's the same person.
>>221943376
>>221943376>She
>>221943115Does Jaehaera know?
>>221942031No, no, no!
>>221943358Put it this way, Lucas: You're popular on /b/.
>>221941962Hag rhaenyra looks like Hunter Schafer
>>221943442
>>221941836We got any more lewds of young alicent? Seem to remember she had some tasty photos
>>221943486even flesh can diverge into anomaly due to spiritual corruption and distortion, one is a chemical and surgical abominable mutant and the other of the other type
>>221941836humanity is finished, the show is not just degenerate is moronic, this is cretinism 101, nothing makes sense.
>>221943552I agree you declinist shitpeelers ought to be pitched back into the Gin Lane scenarios you love so much, for whatever that's worth.
killing every targshit for my king
>>221943759he is a targaryenhttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/DaeronPrince Daeron Targaryen, youngest son of King Viserys I Targaryen and Queen Alicent Hightower, also called the Daringhttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Daeron_Targaryen_(son_of_Viserys_I)Daeron had the coloring of the blood of the dragon. A handsome boy, Daeron was the most popular of the three sons of King Viserys I Targaryen and Queen Alicent Hightower. He was courteous and clever, and was described as "the gentlest" of his brothers.Characters with silver hair; its dyed for the show as they used the fake one to hide him
>>221943836Daeron is honorary Andal.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>221943938he can be an honorary ninja too, but he is a Targaryen
>>221943962Honestly, I think this person's image should just be banned from the internet at this point. Personally, at least.
>>221941836damn the alicents really mog the nyras
>>221941836Would rim all their buttholes
>>221943759based>>221943962how is dorne so powerful? it's just a desert!
>>221944031>how is dorne so powerful?You know it's true.
We are Daeron truthers here
>>221943376Oh fuck! Abort! That's a dude!
>>221943759the one that killed him was some sellsword if it was a manPrince Daeron died during the battle, though it is not known exactly how he died. The story most often told claims Daeron was cut down by Black Trombo with a morningstar whilst stumbling out of his tent with his clothes on fire, after the attacks of the dragon Seasmoke had begun. Another claims the same, except that the prince was slain by a man-at-arms with a sword, who was unaware of the identity of his victim. The third account, agreed upon by Munkun and Gyldayn, states that Daeron's burning tent collapsed on top of him.1)Black Trombo with a morningstar (Myrish* sellsword)2)slain by a man-at-arms with a sword3)The third account, agreed upon by Munkun and Gyldayn, states that Daeron's burning tent collapsed on top of him.*so as i said before GENOCIDE ALL OF ESSOS AND LET US BE DONE WITH THESE ASSHOLES
>>221943429Jaehaera is a girl, so it's fine, she doesn't feel the urge to kill her (yet). But she still want her mother to abandon her tho. One way or another, Alicent need to make children suffer, children related to her if possible. I begin to suspect that she draw some sexual gratification in doing so.
sex with daeron
>>221944253>Alicent need to make children sufferyou mean the script-writer of a particular ethno-religious ethnic group
>>221944268Our people, anon. Our people.
>>221944343the absolute genocide of all usans or united-statians, a mass of sub-humans (hardly even that) with no language of their own or even a proper name, this pseudo-nation of sub-animals will be erased first from this planet before all other filth. 99,9% of everything to come out of this cancerous mass called usa was, is and will be absolute evil.
>>221944253I mean does Jaehaera know that Helaena is carrying her baby sibling. She is putting her hand on Helaena's belly.
>>221944379#NeverAgain#WeStandWithIsrael
>>221944399the most amazing thing is that trump is doing everything to protect himself personally and for no other reason.
>>221943962Why didn't Aegon wipe them out after they killed Meraxes?
What if we replaced the lazy Andal dockworkers with Ibbenese chads?
>>221944461best writing by some fat hack called martin the i will not finish my work as it actually sucks
>>221941836>Listen to me, Helaena. I watched you play with your daughter, she seemed happy and safe, this is getting out of hand. We must depart, you must abandon your child at once. Don't you understand? She's having a normal childhood, for fuck sake, we can't have that!
>>221944390she'll be fine although Helaena commits suicide Princess Jaehaera has a marriage to Aegon III ("Aegon the Jolly") to look forward to.
>>221944481>Listen to me, Helaena. I watched you play with your daughter, she seemed happy and safe, this is getting out of hand. We must depart, you must abandon your child at once. Don't you understand? She's having a normal childhood, for fuck sake, we can't have that!its also antisemitic
>>221944476You'd get worse results because of how badly Ibbenese deal with the local climate. Hey, you did ask.
>>221943289elaborate. i'm too low iq to understand your example despite reading the books.>reek, reek, it rhymes with meek.
>>221944501>She's having a normal childhoodwell she's not it's seriously circumscribed b/c they's a war going on
>>221944528
>>221941836How did they get the casting between young and old Alicent so right but completely fuck up Rhaenyra? Did they have them locked in before the compliance team noticed they weren’t fulfilling their pronoun quota?
>>221944478>>221944461They sent Aegon pictures of mindbroken Rhaenys in their Dornish rape dungeon and said they'll kill her if he does anything.
>>221944478martin moar liek FARTIN amirite lel
>>221944551it was a matter of choosing the right degeneracy propaganda asset
>>221944551>Did they have them locked in before the compliance team noticed they weren’t fulfilling their pronoun quota?Yes, anon, I'm sure that's what happened. Almost as sure as I am that you're not a massive twat playing for (You)s from his "/tv/bros" at all.
>>221944461logically he would genocide them
>>221944555>Dornish rape dungeonthe Yellow Toad needs to be pleasured
>>221943962#not_my_Dornish_girl
>>221944528I was the dumb one in this case, I guess, from the start of the books in always read "Jeyne" as "Jean"Like "Gene Pool"So it was a bit of a fucking surprise when he spelled out that no, it's pronounced "Jayne"
>>221941836So...in episode 3, Daemon take (f)Daeron and doesn't notice that his supposed dragon doesn't follow?>One last thing...I'll take the cute tomboy with me, you can keep your entire army and the dragon, it's fine.
>>221944623oh. who gives a shit? he pronounces Dothraki as Dothrakai
Jeyne Jeyne it rhymes with...
>>221944658R does not even demand to have all the pirates slain (when Corlys goes to fight the ones that came ashore she does not care) and the triarchy cities burned down for killing her son Jaceand many other things, the show is a shitshow
>>221944665I agree that the man's takes on pronunciation shouldn't be taken too seriously Matter of fact, with every passing year without a book, most of his takes are losing validity, kinda like Ridley Scott with Blade Runner>>221944691kek
>>221943376I like her. She's not a great beauty, but there's something about her.
>>221944775Yeah, longer hair and a witchy dress and we're game.
>>221944711This is beyond incompetence at this point.They chose to show Tessarion on screen, with Ormund's army.It would be retarded for the tomboy tomboy to be on a battlefield without its dragon but you could at least shit some excuse for Tessarion's absence...If it wasn't on screen right in front of Daemon.
Don't get why anyone calls Criston's death pathetic or humiliating. If it reflects badly on anyone, it's on his killers for being cowards.
>>221944775She has beautiful eyes.But she really need longer hair.
>>221941836has it been mentioned how happy preston is going to be this week?
Andalshits think they rule the world because they got seven gods. A real man needs just one.
>>221944691
>>221944838>Criston Cole>Rejected female seductionGet to fuck!
>>221944838>it's on his killers for being cowards.he challenged 2 old men and 1 of proper age to a 3v1 duel - he could have worked out some sort of honorable surrender and be done with it but did not want to, blame martin.
>>221944838>>221945086error, it was different
>>221944838he had to pay for his sins by dying like that, he was a worthless asshole in his worthless soul
I noticed Aegon II art has him holding a knife, is he a grandmaster shanker in the books too, like he is in the show?
>>221944838brutally murdering Prince Joffrey Lonmouth at a tourney, fracturing Lord Lyman Beesbury’s skull during the Green Council, and breaking his Kingsguard vows of chastity with Rhaenyra Targaryen. Later, as Hand of the King, he ordered the unauthorized assassination of his former ward Rhaenyra and orchestrated the slaughter of thousandsjust for this hie enters the hells forever; Vow-breaking: Cole violated his Kingsguard oaths of celibacy.
>>221942542Yeah, thanks to his chivalric upbringing Egg will become the most trad ruler Westeros has ever seen and establish a hundred years of peace, faith and prosperity, praise the Seven.
>>221944658It's worse than that, the conversation goes has follow:>Ormund: You would take him (Daeron) hostage?>Daemon: It would be rather an oversight to allow one of prince Aegon's heir to go prompting about the Reach with his dragon.I don't know how film making work, but it's hard to believe that not a single person noticed these gaping holes at any point in time between writing and filming, it's just weird man. Same shit happened in s7 s8 of GoT.
>>221945261the explanation is easy to understand, Ryon and Hess thought it would be Rad as fuck
>>221944838>>>>>>>>>>>>rejected female seduction
>>221945261the people who do the filming and those who do the writing live in completely different worldsIn Knight you can tell that they're working together, because the end result is so much better, it's a united vision
>>221944691Nice.
>When anyone asks, tell them that paternity testing came to House Targaryen. Tell them that the Trueborn remember.
Sunset found her getting raped in the grass, rapefully. Every rape was rapier than the rape before, and smelled rapier. By the time the moon came up she was the raped.
I want to fuck a Targaryen woman.
I want to fuck a Targaryen boy.
>The tears burned like vinegar as they ran down her cheeks. Ten flerce ravens were raking her face with sharp talons and tearing off strips of flesh, leaving deep furrows that ran red with blood. She could taste it on her lips.>It hurts so much, she thought. Our children, Ned, all our sweet babes. Rickon, Bran, Arya, Sansa, Robb... Robb... please, Ned, please, make it stop, make it stop hurting... the white tears and the red ones ran together until her face was torn and tattered, the face that Ned had loved. Catelyn Stark raised her hands and watched the blood run down her long fingers, over her wrists, beneath the sleeves of her gown. Slow red worms crawled along her arms and under her clothes. It tickles. That made her laugh until she screamed. Cat is ticklish...
>>221945698>>221945742And if you get really lucky, you won't be able to tell which one you're getting
>my nazi headsmashing friends are le dead!?
Did she deserve it?
>>221941836Old Alicent > Young Alicent > Monke > that boy
>>221945787No, but her death was a necessary sacrifice to rid the world of Targshits.
>>221945765that scene is fucking absurdOrmund has enough of a following in King's Landing to apparently take out all the leaders of the gold cloaks and have them set up like some hannibal lecter art installation How are there not already riots all the time This is like the dragon coming out under the crowd at the coronation, just absolute slop
>>221945820ormund is the most powerful man in westeros. the hightowers control all of the gold.
https://asmr.education
>>221945820He should've used this power to kill someone useful
>>221945842>he who controls the flow of gold... controls the flow of rape
>>221945787Not even Tywin thought she deserved to go out the way she did.
>>221945842This. They could afford to hire faceless men to kill the goldcloaks.>b-but why not hire a faceless man to kill RhaenyraBecause the price for that is Daeron's cock or something.
>>221945765>my nazi?
>>221941836Monke looks like she's going to be groomed by her creepy cousin.
>>221945880
>>221941836I have the feeling that George the Fat displeased (((Hollywood))) so they are taking a fat and steaming shit on his life work to teach him a lesson like they did with The Witcher.
Just saw the new episode.Lmao we got cucked on another rape scene. But I guess this time the rapists were vaguely Black aligned.
>>221945900why didn't the greens just hire faceless men to take out daemon and rhaenyera as soon as they took the throne the first time
>>221943213I have not read the books, but there's no way GRRM wrote her like that, right?She's so fucking insufferable and out of place.
>>221945900>faceless mengod i wanna see jaqen h'gar so bad.
>>221942034CAKETOWER
>>221945985He has only himself to blame, it's been over 15 years since the last book and he doesn't feel like writing (eating is cool though).
>>221946009the price scales up exponentially with who the target is. with daemon and rhae rhae, the price won't include just money.
>>221945398>greentextkek those are always gold.
>>221945698
>>221946009Because they demanded more gold than the crown had or all the dragons or whatever, their rates depend on the target and the customer.
>>221944838He's just an incel. Completely pathetic character.
Preston will flip out, we saw The Dagger this episode.
>>221945820Yeah this whole plotline is retarded'oh no were so trapped in tumbleton what will we do''lol i'll just pay some peasants to kill the guards in KL, i'll even pay them with coins minted with the face of a king nobody knows lol'
Bros, AI says it's highly unlikely Gurm will finish the series...
>>221945820The coins are gold no matter whose face is stamped on them
Alicent and Helaena will follow the tunnel until they arrive at a whore house. They'll find shelter there ... if they work. Brothel Queens!
>>221946060>whorenyra sexually assaults a sensitive young man duty bound to serve her >it’a his fault for being upset when she quickly gets bored of him and even laughs in his face when his suggests they marry for love not powerCristin Cole is the victim of this story, he was on track to be the best knight in the realm before selfish women derailed his career
>>221946125gold is gold, that's finebut finding people competent enough to do that job, while keeping it completely secret from the so called "master of whisperers" who supposedly lived in that part of the city for many years? That's insane gross incompetence on the part of the blacks, and incredible overreach on the part of the greens, they could burn down the dragonpit with that cash, or incite revolts, crash the price of food, whatever they want apparently
>>221946155>brothel queens but Rhaenyra isn't even responsibleWould be utter dogshit, which means it's not even that unlikely.
>>221946025My favourite part is when he said he just needed some time for himself away from everything to finish Winds, the universe then sent the coof and he still did not work on it.
>>221946210We already have plausible in-setting explanations. Either they hired the faceless men or House Goodmen has answered Ormund's call.
why does their favorite drink look like period blood?
>>221946159>sensitive young manhe was a kingsguard and a grown ass manhe was not assaulted nor a victimhe let it happen'gimme back my helmet :('Literally just walk away. But no, he got baited by a literal child, and then was surprised when the child acted like a child afterwards and went to fuck her uncle (lol). Then he went off and tried to get thousands of people killed because he was suicidal.IMAGINE being Criston Cole. Imagine being fucking brainbroken so hard by a literal fucking child. What a worthless fucking character. Should've been hanged all the way in the beginning when he randomly decided to chimp out on Joffrey.
>>221946155Only Alicent Halaena is preggersThis is because Alicent is a MAGA mommie and must be humiliated constantly in order for Trump to be defeated by the rainbow coalition I’m so excited I’m going to tell my wife’s boyfriend all about it!
young rhaenyra was a succubus like creature, cole is of no fault
>>221946210>That's insane gross incompetence on the part of the blacks,Not logically inconsistent with the rest of the show
NO MORE DEAD GOLD CLOAKS
>>221946238>House Goodmen. Their words?
>>221946262>IMAGINE being Criston Cole.I'm not worthy of imagining being such a CHAD
>>221945820I think it's worse they took a thing the blacks did (butcher's ball table) and made the le evil green chuds do it in a scenario that doesn't make sense
>>221946299got me there
>>221946302>Whatever happened there
>>221946277I would pay double to fuck a preggo whore. A queen no less.
>>221943119This was retarded. Nobody saw him come from behind or even tried to move before he had killed 2/3 of them.
>leave the whore of dragonstone to methis guy's aura is fucking insane
>>221946441They're ironborn, all the blood in their brains was in their cocks.
>>221946210>while keeping it completely secret from the so called "master of whisperers"It's master of whispers and it's not subtle at all that she is playing both sides, especially fucking with Daemon since she doesn't like him.
>>221946586oh god what if she isn't...
The Lannister was thrown overboard in full plate armor, he should be dead and drowned. Haven’t the writers played ocarina of time? Shit like iron boots sink you to the bottom and are incredibly difficult to move around in underwater
>>221946901Somehow the Lion returned.
>>221946901>wtf why isn't this like muh video gamesShut the FUCK up.
>>221944555Aegon and Visenya torched Dorne for years before they sent their meme letter>>221945746kek, all of it is her fault>pushed Ned to go South because she wanted Sansa to be queen>forced Jon out of Winterfell>started the war by kidnapping Tyrion>told Ned to trust LF>made garbage deal with Frey>let Jaime escape, red wedding never happens if he's still captive
>>221946901It wasn't in the middle of a sea or lake or anything. It was literally just a shallow straight. If he had just stayed calm, I could easily imagine him cutting the heavier bits of plate off, enough to just wash ashore, or even just crawling along the bottom of the straight like 20 feet untill he finds his way out
>>221947079I could have fixed her.
rape
>>221943162>We have no idea of how insane she is irl.Spoken like a true craven, I will tame the waves and spirals of her mind
>>221944775Yeah, she looks like an ugly teenage boy
>>221943305
The entirety of Game of Thrones (the book) is a mess. Catelyn kidnapping Tyrion with zero evidence or valid justification, the ridiculous catspaw dagger plot, Jon Arryns poison whodunnit , the lannister allied boar. So many plot contrivances were required to "kick everything off".
>>221947205we are getting another scene with emma soon. alicent this time
>>221947222dare I say...kino
>>221947205oh right this happened>girls moment
>>221941836Stupid bitches uglifying themselves as if they can’t get raped just the same
>>221946901did you miss the shallow water causing the boats to be grounded?
Is season 3 any good or is it just woke garbage with awful pacing like season 2?
>>221947205bros im beginning to think we might not be the target audience
>>221947219The boar smelled Lancel's bussy and went wild.
leaks say next episode will have the Greens discussing a new position on the small council called Master of Rape to standardize the realm's rape policy
>>221947219Cersei's behind it all
>>221947219Cat being an impulsive retard is established at least, she thinks Jon is just waiting for the moment to kill all her kids and take Winterfell. Meanwhile he spends 90% of his time thinking about giving Arya headpatsher being a retard who thinks that seizing a Lannister in public is better than just riding towards Winterfell is consistent
>>221947318She could have just hanged Jaime and everything would have been fine.
>>221947282so the boar was ass druk?
>>221947249pacing feels pretty decent so far, but that might just be because the first episode of this season was supposed to be the last episode of S2 that they cut for budget
>>221946468was I supposed to recognize this guy or know the last scene he appeared in?
I wonder which cat was the ancestor of ser pounce
>>221947318>it's another "Jon thinks of mussing Arya's hair" moment
>>221945880Lmao
>>221945960I can’t unsee it.
>>221946018A man lacks patience.
>>221947249It's Season 2 if some things actually happened inbetween the dykey gigakike fan fiction besides long scenes of Rhae Rhae and Alicent sitting around in rooms shitting their pussies out being impotent whiny faggots (they still do that but it's spliced in with actual plot progression).I don't expect it to be good any more and am solely watching for the eventual catharsis of seeing the Blax and by extension Targniggers as a whole get BTFO in Tumbleton, Storming of the Dragonpit, and Nyra's well deserved SUNFYREing. It is still entirely possible that the writers do the "erm history was heckin WHITEWASHED chud" bit to even these very set in stone events to remove any loss or culpability for the Blax, so I don't even have full faith on that.
>>221944415Bingo.
>>221944541KEK
I hate how Spymasters just know everything with zero explanation as to how.Mysaria just somehow knows about the moon tea and Helena even though the only people who would know about it are Orwyle, Alicent and Helaena. She just got her entire spy network back up and running to Varys levels in a few days to the point of become omniscient?
>>221944711Weren’t the dragonkeepers ambushed bringing it back to the pit? If so, I’ll give them this one. That’s on Daemon for assuming everything was in hand and not sticking around.
>>221947624Meant for >>221944831.
>>221947613I can accept Mysaria knowing about Alicent getting abortives. She just needs the guards or maids to keep her updated.But what I can not belive is how those Masters of Whispers in general are operating a continent wide intelligence network that provides them with up-to-date news on everything and everyone. Without telecommunications and a staff of analysts. That's already a Grrm problem though.
>>221947777That's why things like 20 good men aren't implausible.
Helaena has a caterpillar that will turn into a butterfly signaling helaena flying out the window jej
>>221947490BRING ME THE UZERPAHS!
I never believed the Whent theory but it was weird the colors are the same as the book color of the green symbol (black and yellow/gold). The bat is random.But in the show, Alys "summons" bats...
>>221947819Actually Helaena grows dragon wings and flies away.
Vhagar isn't hiding, dumbasses. She's razing the Riverlands while Aemond was feverish and bedsick. Rhaenyra was reading that report. Aemond's "razing the riverlands" is just Vhagar senile actions.
>Helaena, you must have an abortion and abandon your daughterWhat is Alicent's problem?
>>221947819>I WANT TO SEE THE MOON MUMMY!>not now Helena! go look out of a window**jumps out of the window**NGL, I was fully expecting her to jump, I know it is early but fucking hell that would have been a WTF
Did Laenor actually get one in?
>>221947856Vhagar is a strong independant boss girl dragoon first generation, she needs no rider to get business done.BUT WHY WON'T SHE FUCK UP SHEITSTEALAH
>>221947864are you blind?
>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF aEmOnD aNd aLiCeNt kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA fUcKs OvEr CoRlYs FoR nO rEaSoN?!
>>221947882Are you? That looks like a mixed kid.
>>221947856>Vhagar isn't hidingShe is hiding and this is from the books, Daemon and Nettles spent some times trying to find her but she was hiding.>>221947897He looks exactly like the other 2 dead Strongs and not valyrian at all.
>>221945153>Duncan Targaryen, the Prince of Dragonstone, met Jenny while traveling the riverlands in 239 AC. The prince loved Jenny so much he married her against the wishes of his father, King Aegon V Targaryen, breaking his betrothal to the daughter of Lyonel Baratheon, Lord of Storm's End. King Aegon tried to have the marriage undone, but Duncan refused to give Jenny up, ultimately relinquishing his rights to the Iron Throne for her, while the outraged Lyonel led a short-lived rebellion. Duncan became known as the Prince of Dragonflies, while his younger brother Jaehaerys became Prince of Dragonstone and the new heir.>The Prince of Dragonflies loved Jenny of Oldstones so much he cast aside a crown, and Westeros paid the bride price in corpses.>—thoughts of Barristan Selmy>When Catelyn Tully was twelve, she camped at Oldstones while traveling to Seagard with her father, Lord Hoster Tully. Catelyn and Petyr Baelish, her father's ward, pretended to be Jenny and Duncan, with Catelyn winding flowers in her hair.The fuck is fatman's problem, everything has to be tragedy after tragedy repeating itself over and over throughout the ages.
>>221947919Westeros was doing fine until Targshits arrived
>>221947915>She is hiding and this is from the books, Daemon and Nettles spent some times trying to find her but she was hiding.Rhaenyra literally was reading REPORTS on Vhagar fucking razing the riverlands and is sending Addam and Baela on that.Keep up the story of the SHOW.
>>221947944Yes she was razing and hiding just like in the book.
>>221947959The thing is that was with AEMOND in the book. While Aemond's just tripping in Harrental in the show.
>>221947887What if they fucking fired you already, you goddamn hack?
>>221948005She needs corrective rape from my penis
is this an accurate chart for the dragon's lineage?
>>221947887>writes the highest rated episodes of the showseethe more
>>221947996Vhagar hasn't yet burned any castles which was supposed to happen with Aemond, also they gotta show him bonding with his witch mommy so when she appears knocked up viewers won't be confused.
>>221945820Ormund's maester has a glass candlehe probably doesn't but canonically he could because glass candles still worked up to 200 AC
>>221948026Quicksilver and Dreamfyre should probably be of the same generation.
>>221948078The maester have a few candles but only in the citadel but they don't know how to use them.
>>221947861>I haven't killed a child in days, Helaena, drink the fucking moon tea!
>>221948111Why didn't they just ask Visenya?
>>221948152Visenya wouldn't share her secrets with the citadel.
>>221948162Even if they said "please"?
>>221948111Marwyn is the first one to light a candle in 100 years, implying they were still working when the dragons were alive. It's not that they don't know how they work, it's that they don't know how to start them.
>>221948190nyo she hated the westeros normalfags
>>221948204Explain this then.
>>221948040>resetera tranny thinks he can post here unchecked.H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A
>>221947919>The prince loved Jenny so much he married her against the wishes of his father, King Aegon V TargaryenWhat was Egg's fucking problem, I thought he loved the smallfolk.
>>221948230manipulation of the lesser being
>>221944572Then please explain the choice of casting an entire bloodline of white racial purists with black actors.
BEND THE KNEE TO YOUR LEIGE LORDS
>>221948263>Wokeness points>DEI tax credits from blackrock and vanguard >muh black kids need to see themselves on screen to feel inspired
>>221948249Wanting to avoid a civil war and breaking of a royal promise.
>>221946901There's a scene in the Odyssey where an asian crewmember on Odysseus' ship removes his earwax to hear the sirens' song, goes mad, and jumps into the ocean still wearing his bronze cuirass and swims effortlessly toward the rocks
>>221948078Mysaria is feeding intel to Ormund and aiding the gold cloak assassinations. She hates Daemon and has also ascertained that Rhaenyra is a shit leader who won't help the smallfolk
>>221948235I didn’t even dignify them with a response
>>221943962Definitely the best Great House
>>221947490I hate this fucking tranny, bros. I hate her fish mouth. I hate her phlegmy voice. I hate her overdone theater kid mannerisms. I hate how everyone is glazing her performance calling her the perfect casting choice and enabling her they/them faggotry.Sarah Snook, my beloved, you will always be my Rhaenyra.
>>221948374The power of AWOOGA
>>221947490>Troonyra
>>221948374the sirens promised him a thick steaming LOGhe could not resist
>>221947919Duncan was too based, he's one of fatman's "good men who always die" like Baelor.>Prince Duncan defeated Ser Barristan Selmy in the tourney at Blackhaven in 247 AC, when Barristan was only a ten-year-old squire and participating in the tourney as a mystery knight. Prince Duncan took pity on the small knight and jousted against him when no one else would, giving Barristan the nickname "the Bold".>Afterward Prince Duncan helped him to his feet and removed his helm. "A boy," he had proclaimed to the crowd. "A bold boy.">—Barristan Selmy remembering the tourney at Blackhaven, where Duncan proclaimed him Barristan the Bold
>>221948505etc
>>221948505based
>>221946302
>>221948377Why the fuck would you feed the smallfolk for a mere two days when you can pay the gold cloaks for an entire year instead? It's almost like Mysaria is sabotaging her, except I can't see how Mysaria would think a Daeron rule would be better.
>>221948264I really like the Manderly dude. Actor’s always a treat.
>>221948620He seems really familiar
>>221944838Cole was a valyrian?
>>221944838Kek you can tell all the seething replies are from esl posters, I can hear their little accents through the screen
>>221948629No too based to be a member of the tribe
>>221944838Redditors for some reason got really upset by this post huh.>>221945130>>221945149>>221946060Where do you think we are.jpg
>>221948625Fantastic Beasts
>>221943759unthinkably based. hail king daeron hightower, down with targs!
>>221948625If I’ve got the right guy, he was consistently the only good thing happening in those Fantastic Beasts movies, also was on TWD in the later seasons with not much to do.
>>221943759>King, for a week
>>221948795>pretender for a week
>>221948625>>221948702He's in the funny ping pong movie with Christopher Walken. I hope they continue to give him more based scenes where he shits on the blacks to their faces.
>>221948597Mysaria wants the targshits and noble houses to all kill eachother so the small folk can rise up to fill the power vacuum
evil dany > nice girl dany
>>221943759What's so Daring about him? What can he possibly do to earn the title now? In the book he was a chad since day 1, but here he's just terrified of his uncle with anger issues
>>221948826Fuck yes, me too.
>>221948907Flying on a dragon killing people is not particularly daring.
>>221948907When Ormond dies in tumbleton and all hope is lose, daeron will fly in out of nowhere to save the day for the Hightowers
>>221948931He will also genocide bitterbridge soon
>>221948890Was her moonblood upon her on that fateful day? Was it female - not Targaryen - madness that made her put the good folk of King's Landing to the flame?
>>221948962Bitterbridge is not part of the show and that wasn't daring...
>>221948890Please bring her back Kinvara.
>>221948940So he realizes that Ormund was right about everything?
>>221948988He's not particularly daring in the book, he just gets named that. He wins one battle, then gets bullied by the dragonseeds, then genocides bitterbridge, then dies unceremoniously in a burning tent.
>>221947079You never get tired of pushing your "Cat is to blame for everything" bullshit, do you?>>pushed Ned to go South because she wanted Sansa to be queenNo, because her sister whom she trusts sent her a letter accusing Lannisters of murdering previous Hand of the king.>started the war by kidnapping TyrionTywin started the war by sperging out and massacring a bunch of civilians instead of bringing the matter to Robert.>told Ned to trust LFDrop in the sea compared to all his other retarded decisions. >made garbage deal with FreyNo one could've done it better. And Robb broke his oaths all on his own.>let Jaime escape, red wedding never happens if he's still captiveLol. Lmao.
>>221948931You know something this show has made me realize? Dragonriders are cool and all, but GRRM really should have established that it’s more like a partial warging than trying to make it seem as if they’re responding to tugs on the back horns and verbal commands. Having characters yelling at them comes off pretty stupid, especially when it’s commands like “EVADE” when a dragon twice your size is bearing down on yours. Yeah, no shit it’s going to evade. Did telling it to make them feel in charge?
>>221949023Yeah I think they will tease a Daeron face turn only to make him go full evil heel, cemented when he burns bitterbridge and massacres civilians. He will be portrayed as a westerosi equivalent of a toxic white male school shooter, radicalized by Ormund Tate propaganda.
>>221949124Tyland and Aegon need to unite with Chad Manderley soon to form the ultimate alliance
>>221949099Will Aegon's adventure with Larys and the Lannisters and Aemond's witch mommy gf also lead them to the same kind of chuddey?
>>221949150I’m just glad to see the Manderlys get some screentime considering how they were basically nonexistent in GoT.
>>221949174Yes, they will reconcile and rape Rhaenyra together.
>>221949124>yfw your king is messing up the plan again by raping some guy
>>221949192KEK
>>221949192The scene would be stronger if Aegon actually raped him and make him call him 'Your Grace'. It's time we got an on-screen rape not half-assed attempted bullshit.
>>221949228>Squeal like the pink dread
>>221949246>Dueling Lutes intensifies
>>221949068Did Tywin even care that Jaime was being held captive? I don't think he even hesitated for a second when giving the orders to burn riverlands after having his big "THEY HAVE MY SON" moment at the end of AGoT.
>>221949174No I think Aegon is getting a genuine redemption arc, Hess is responding to how popular the actor was after season 2 and course correcting. Chances are Aegon will agree to fake Rhaenyra's death and let her escape to Essos to dyke out with Alicent.
>>221949354While that would be hot, it seems his anger issues are just compounding rn.
>>221949068young cat mindbroke littlefinger so everything he does is ultimately her fault
>>221949402The solution is to marry Littlefinger and Lady Stoneheart. If Thoros won't do it I'm sure they can find some wandering Septon.
>>221945820It simply shows Ormund wanted the Targshits to kill each other but Aemond and Aegon bailed and Haleana is in the clouds, instead of kamikaze against Rhaenyra's faction. He was obviously bidding his time to appear and install his precious Targ (but "good") on the throne. You don't pull that coin out nowhere, he had those ready while Aegon was alive. He was always playing the long con and probably has his people in KL already.I think they made him a religious zealot because they don't play to introduce the Shepherd, they are going to pretend he dies but he'll reappear to storm the pits.
>>221949377He's angry at Aemond though, not Rhaenyra and Daemon, the ones who murdered his son.
>>221947407>bangs Ygritte>wonders if she's as skinny as Arya under her furs>compares her personality to Arya>fights with Ygritte and claims it's ok to fuck somebody who grew up being your sister as long as she's technically not your sisterwhat the fuck is his problem?
>>221949546Didn’t they show the Shepherd getting his hand cut off ladt season?
these are rich words from the mouth of a HIGHTOWA
>>221949569Targ genes.
>>221949569Targs love banging their sisters
>>221949573Yes they also showed Gaemon in S1
>>221949593>>221949605the seed is indeed strong
>>221949585Why did she say this, when the Hightowers were the first house to try and usurp the Targaryens? Acting like they are a sycophant house or something
>>221949658Hightowers helped Targayens to settle down. They can't rule just through dragons when they are just 4 people (with the bastard).
>>221949648Technically Arya is just his cousin, and cousin marriages even today are very common, especially across the UK and Pakistan
>>221949593>>221949605Jon is even more ascended on the inbreeding scale than most Targs because she's a clone of his mom, poor bastard never stood a chance against mommy issues and little sister combopeople understate how justified the Watch was in killing him, it would be like Jeor Mormont sending wildlings to capture Catelyn and when they failed he announces he's going to take an army to march on Winterfell. Jon had an all time crashout
Reminder that Gerold Hightower died defending Lyanna Stark and so atoned for the dishonour of Otto and Ormund.
>>221949835he is worst than otto and ormund
>As he rode, Jon peeled off his glove to air his burned fingers. Ugly things. He remembered suddenly how he used to muss Arya's hair. His little stick of a sister. It made him a little sad to think that he might never muss her hair again>hand horrifically burned>top priority is wondering how it impacts giving your sister headpatshow did people doubt R + L = J for so long?
BRING ME THE THREAD STRETCHER BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>>221947318>This noblewoman thinks ill of bastards like she was taught all her life? CLEARLY she's insane and impulsive
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