peake.>>221950047
ENTER
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j5dOyfNlt70>the small folk feel sorrow at a dead prince but every man in the realm is a rapist
>>221956133House Peake is so based
>>221956156This MF was in a god damn Blandings flick.
>dies a free man, on his own terms facing men, not dragonsproper soldering
>Haha bro. Got you good!
>>221956287Just a normal jest she learned from the targaryen
>>221956287what was her actual plan here
>>221956223>offers a 1v3 fight to save his men>blacks piss and shit themselves in fear and quickly order the archers to shoot him downhero
I'm tired of getting more Alicent scenes than her sonsThere is no reason for Alicent to have more screentime than Ormund and Daeron this season
LMAO???
>>221956287Hilarity itself! I pronounce it the most whimsical jape of the season!
>>221956351Luthor brutalizing innocent peasants: goodCole calling Rahenyra a cunt: absolute evil
>>221956287>i sucked your cock and then we fucked and you came inside me and now im pregnant... but its just a prank bro, actually im your sister lol! fell for it loser!
>It has been three days since the princess perished, and I have not slept. I do not know that I shall ever sleep again. The Mother is merciful, I have always believed, and the Father Above judges each man justly…but there was no mercy and no justice in what befell our poor princess. How could the gods be so blind or so uncaring as to permit such horror? Or is it possible that there are other deities in this universe, monstrous evil gods such as the priests of Red R’hllor preach against, against whose malice the kings of men and the gods of men are naught but flies?>I do not know. I do not want to know. If this makes me a faithless septon, so be it. Grand Maester Benifer and I have agreed to tell no one all of what we saw and experienced in his chambers as that poor child lay dying…not the king, nor the queen, nor her mother, nor even the archmaesters of the Citadel…but the memories will not leave me, so I shall set them down here. Mayhaps by the time they are found and read, men will have gained a better understanding of such evils.>The lords of Westeros are proud men, and the septons of the Faith and the maesters of the Citadel in their own ways are prouder still, but there is much and more of the nature of the world that we do not understand, and may never understand. Mayhaps that is a mercy. The Father made men curious, some say to test our faith. It is my own abiding sin that whenever I come upon a door I must needs see what lies upon the farther side, but certain doors are best left unopened. Aerea Targaryen went through such a door.
>>221956171Otto was right though, they could've won over many of the lords maybe even turn the riverlands had they been more patient.
>True to our word
If Aemond hadn't come to her rescue what would have happened? bats from the vagina?
“Both of them are broken,” Grand Maester Munkun declared in a letter to the Conclave. The girl had witnessed the murder of her twin brother at the hands of Blood and Cheese. The king had lost all four of his own brothers, then watched his uncle feed his mother to a dragon. “These are not normal children,” Munkun wrote. “They have no joy in them; they neither laugh nor play. The girl wets her bed at night and weeps inconsolably when she is corrected. Her own ladies say that she is eight, going on four. Had I not laced her milk with sweetsleep before the wedding, I am convinced the child would have collapsed during the ceremony.” As for the king, the new Grand Maester went on, “Aegon shows little interest in his wife, or any other girl. He does not ride or hunt or joust, but neither does he enjoy sedentary pursuits such as reading, dancing, or singing. Though his wits seem sound enough, he never initiates a conversation, and when spoken to his answers are so curt one would think the very act of talking was painful to him. He has no friends save for the bastard boy Gaemon Palehair, and seldom sleeps through the night. During the hour of the wolf he can oft be found standing by a window, gazing up at the stars, but when I presented him with Archmaester Lyman’s Kingdoms of the Sky, he showed no interest. Aegon seldom smiles and never laughs, but neither does he display any outward signs of anger or fear, save in regards to dragons, the very mention of which sends him into a rare rage. Orwyle was wont to call His Grace calm and self-possessed; I say the boy is dead inside. He walks the halls of the Red Keep like a ghost.“
>>221956459I didn't even think she was realApparently ghosts can get strangled
>>221956324Letting her brother finger her to orgasm-with no survivors
>>221956287>just rubbing her lower bellynothing wrong with that.
>>221956464Let Condal cook and save Jae.
>>221956485She could get pregnant so how could she be a ghost?
IT AIN'T MEIT AIN'T MEEEEEEEEEEEEEI AIN'T NO LORD PARAMOUNT'S SON
>>221956351>that picture.That is bordering mental disorder territory.
How were kings and lords not mad horny all the time with all those buff men in armour kneeling before them with their big submissive eyes and promising to do anything they are ordered to under pain of death?
>>221956459she's kinda uglyhot.
>>221956459Gangrape
>>221956525Twittards aren't human.
>>221956525gross, he known her since she was a child.
>>221956043>It was "confirmed" as a leak, I thought it was a fakeIt wasn't a link bro they announced the guy was casted as random baratheon an assassin.
>>221956574>it’s ok when daemon does it
Bluepilled: Aemond stepped in to save AlysRedpilled: Aemond heard "salt wife" and his blood instincts from when Harrenhal was burned kicked him and made him go all out on the ironniggers
>>221956565In what world did Cole rape Rahenyra, these people are insane
>>221956593Targs are known... degenerates.
>>221956464“ The smallfolk of the city remembered her wedding, and how brave and beautiful the little girl had seemed and sothey wept”Bros…..
>>221956208House Peake is mid
>>221956519Aemond fucked a ghost?
>>221956656How do the smallfolk of kings landing sometimes appear to love their monarchs and go full world war Z the next day?
>They'll kill your child>Oh no, what shall I do?>Drink this, it will kill your child
>>221956675TAOOOBA
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
So we're basically getting the Sons of the Harpy storyline again?
>>221956574Thats Criston Cole for you...>>221956593Also yes
I assumed that 4 bandits that attacked Alys were North/Rivermen, when that one guy grabs her he says he is going to make her his salt wife... Why would he say that?
>>221956661House Peake is peak. I have it on Doylean authority, word of god, the fat man wouldn't have named them that if he didn't think so as well.
>>221956684abortion isn't murder.
trips are still unclaimed means roll again lads
>>221956726I bet you're smart enough to figure it out.
>>221956351That popboner guy sounds like a retard
>>221956684It may seem insane but this is how abortion roasties think.
>>221956620They found out rhae rhae was 7 in the book when she met Criston and use that justify calling criston a rapist cause he fucked show rhae rhae. Pic related example.>In 104 AC, Criston won a melee at the tourney at Maidenpool to celebrate the ascension of King Viserys I Targaryen to the Iron Throne, drawing the attention of the royal court by knocking Dark Sister from the hands of Prince Daemon Targaryen with his morningstar. He gave the victor's laurel to the seven-year-old Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen, whose favor he wore while unhorsing Daemon in the joust.>Thereafter, King Viserys indulged Rhaenyra by naming Criston her personal sworn shield.
>>221956593Daemon will never lick pussy, that's for sissies and gays.
Crazy how house of the dragon is a show for women whereas a knight of the seven kingdoms is a show for men.
>>22195675464-67 plz
>>221956776>show with "knight" in the title is for men>show with "house" in the title is for women
>>221956776and yet both shows are equally shit.
>>221956683It helps that Helaena was literally “she’s chunky and nice” and then they probably just felt bad for her kids. They weren’t bastards and they weren’t flying dragons. They were just kids murdered.
Daeron the DARLING!
>>221956826Terrible bait
>>221956776The dance of dragons is a leftist, feminist story.
>>221956847From Daeron the daring to Daeron the abuse goblin
>>221956755Northmen also travel to the Iron Islands to have drowned god priests ordain captured concubines for them?Do they pay the iron price or the gold price for the ceremony?
>>221956166What a boss!!!!
>episode looks dark as fuck>think it's just a shit dp job like the got last season episodes >turns out i dl'd hdr version accidentally
>>221956906You failed...
>>221956776House off the dragon isn't exclusively for women, it is, simply put, for deeply unserious and mentally impaired individuals.
I hope one of Aemond's harrenhal dreams will see him fuck his mommy like last season with Daemon.
>>221956214Does he jug f___ her?
>>221956166>"the king will not be happy">he didn't give a fuck>the show time jumped like 13 years after that episode so we didn't see any of the aftermath.
>ywn be trained by Ser Criston and listen to his rants on bastards and jokes about a ''female king''
>>221956929Either that or he's encouraged to forget his family and embrace his inner edgelord, burn all the rivermen and sacrifice them to the gods and cum inside his witch gf.
>>221956973Criston x Catelyn
Hoping episode 6 is as balanced as episode 5.
>>221956973i dont want our chud to die in the next episode bros, its unfair. he deserves better
>>221957026Actor confirmed that Ormund loves Daeron.
>>221956973
All of these Targaryen princelings playing at brutalizing riverlords are wastrel bums who can't hold up a candle to Maegor.Maegor survived a trial of the seven. What have you done, survived a harsh exchange of words with your geriatric aunt?
>>221957026why would you send your half targ kid to be raised by your andal nationalist cousin?
>>221957043And young Alicent actress confirmed Alicent loved Criston and was jealous of rhae rhae for fucking him yet here we are, the writers don't give a shit and change from one minute to the next.
I don’t get why it’s such a big deal for Westeros to have a ruling Queen when women have already been in charge of ruling the realm temporarily as Queen regents. >but muh women are too emotional to rule! Meanwhile Ormund throws temper tantrums when he loses at chess. Yeah ok lol. The whole dance of the dragons conflict and extinction of dragons could have been avoided if they just went through with Rhaenyra being Queen. Sure, maybe she would’ve been a shit Queen but who the fuck cares.
>>221957066me when I see a mixed race child in public (Westerosi/valyrian)
>>221957094Because he wasn't like that yet in season 2, where Gwayne gave a merry description of Daeron's life in OldtownHis apperances in the first 2 episodes of season 3 (which were mant for season 2) did not even hint at this behavior from him, it's something they invented literally a year ago
>>221957066That guy should've played present day Aemond instead of teen Aegon.
>GUYS, WOMEN HAVE IT REALLY TOUGH>WE GET RAPED AND HAVE BABIES N SHIT>WE BLEED OUT OF OUR PUSSIES>BEING A WOMAN IS SO HARD>MEN ARE REALLY BAD
>>221957113Westernos had a bunch of shit kings and nothing ever happened
>>221957081At least Aemond doesn't bring his ACTUAL mom with him when he burns the Riverlands.
>>221957066How is midway Aegon taller than the final version? Is he Frieza?
>>221956166>do you know what color the beacon glows?yeah it's green but all their shit seems to be green during peacetime as well so is it supposed to make a difference here?
>>221957140nah, Tom is the only actor who actually gives a shit and is standing up for his characterTennants son is a faggot probably like his dad
>>221956776both shows are lefty
>>221957149Exactly. So why is it such a big deal to have a potentially shit Queen and avoid the extinction of dragons?
>>221957185She was in the way of the usurpation.
>>221957113>Men rule the kingdoms>a war breaks up once in a while and things go back to normal>women try to rule for 6 months>dragons go extinct, hundreds of thousands dead, economy is gone
>>221957150>>221957081ok but compare crybaby alicent to dommy mommy visenya. its night and day. imagine if aemond had visenya as his mom, he would be so happy
>>221957202>women try to rule for 6 months>dragons go extinct, hundreds of thousands dead, economy is goneYou can’t be this retarded. This literally happened because of the Greens usurping her throne and opposing her.
Tom deserved better writers
>>221957185According to the maester conspiracy theory the Greens were backed by forces who wanted the dragons to go extinct. In the show it isn't even a conspiracy since Ormund openly wants them gone.
>>221956754
>>221957247sure, sure
>>221957150No, instead he found himself a replacement mom and became so enraptured by her cobweb-covered favors that he forgot how to point fire ejaculator at stationary targets.
>>221957140Tom Glynn should've played Aegon the whole time and only make Aemond change actor after the time skip. Yeah I like the teen aegon actor more than current aemond who just looks like a mong wielding a sword and can't act for shit.
>>221956754This time, I'll get her
>>221957173I didn't say anything about Tom though.
>>221957247because a woman thought it was ''her turn''yeah
>>221956754Bessie is coming home with me.
>>221957202>men rule the kingdom>goes mad and tries to burn his entire city downYeah, but women are too emotional here LMAO.
>>221957171This is Alicent declaring for the Hightower side, before she uses blue, them after her marriage she dons the Targaryan red and sometimes black, this is her "lighting the beacon".
>>221956918make a blog post
>>221956684CLUMP OF CELLS chuddy>>221956726false flag, Red Kraken is actually working on Hightower's orders. Rhaenyra can do nothing wrong obviously
>>221957336and who fixed the problem?A MAN
>>221957171>yeah it's green but all their shit seems to be green during peacetime as well so is it supposed to make a difference here?She was only wearing the targ black and red up until that point and she never wears it again after thisshe's making a statement
>>221956702why was oberyn so cool but all of GRRM's wannabe oberyn's since then (darkstar, daemon, etc) have been boring?
>Mom loved Aegon more!>Mom loved Aemond more!Meanwhile Alicent is planning how to efficiently kill the most family members she can because wherever she is she must kinslay
>>221957336Are you sure you want to go down that lane?
>>221956351complete delusionI feel like the average IQ of the internet has halved since GoT came out
>>221957357>your access to the erotic Yi Ti-ish poetry section is hereby revoked>I want your permission slip and your key on my desk, now>and your other key
He was needed in the dance
>>221957390Daemon is gurm's husbando so maybe he just has a different definition of boring.
>>221957403>trying to cleanse the realm of (((targ))) taintbased
whenever Vhagar's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking 'Where's Vhagar?>t. dota 2 carry players
>>221957425The blackfyre rebellion kept him occupied.
>>221957336Stupid faggot or woman, never post here again
>>221957426I get it, sometimes when I’m playing ck2 I’ll get attached to a particular character for no reason and just decide he’s my favorite, then I’ll use console commands to save him every time something bad happens giving him plot armor. I would never expect other people to like my OC though, that’s very very cringe
>>221957258maesters poisoned the baby dragons and the eggs post-dance, and they only dared to attempt that after the fucking yuge dragons were dead Targs were the retards who killed their own dragons and the maesters saw the destruction from that war and decided to ensure it never happened again
>And queen alicent herself will hear themRight, sometimes I forget nobody in the green side knows Alicent sold everyone out so she can smooch Rahenyra
>>221957270>>221957335littlefinger'd
>>221957419Ser Luther was based. Also people have always been stupid. Some people think GOT only got bad in Season 8 (in reality it was in decline from Season 5)
TAOOOBAA
>>221957488truthi dropped the show during season 5
>>221956929He dreams that he's tag teaming her with Cole and Viserys, and then Wylde pokes his head around the door
>>221957481Aegon III hated dragons, witnessing his mother's death mindbroke him into a crypto-green and he allowed the poisoning.
>>221957485im happy he'll die before finding out that alicent sold them out and basically couldnt care less about him. infact she loves rhaerhae more than cole kek
>>221957113You women really are retarded, show your tits or gtfo
>>221957407She was based as fuck for burning that shit city down.
>>221957477Did you save Jaehaera?
When is the pudding being served? Asking for a friend
Season 8 dany was the hottest dany
>>221957519I wonder if Aemond will realize, that's bound to be a major fucking chimpout
Who was supposed to be guarding jaehaera. Why didn’t sir Willas guard her
>>221957444All of these were necessary.
>>221957481based maesters i guess. hard to see a dragon war as a non-dragonrider and not think "geez maybe the WMDs that the incestuous schizos that lost their homeland brought here are a problem"
>>221956764I don't like <current year> because people are so goonbrained they see sex everywhere. Two bros hanging out? "they're gay!"an adoptive father taking care of his immediate family? "lol grooming pedo!"it's crazy out therebut I guess that's the show
>>221957542I want to swing this faggot by his ankles against a brick wall
>>221957425>Dunk succumbs and is peer pressured into joining in the raping
>>221957549She looks so fucking fat here.
>>221957549I know those words
>>221957549what the fuck happened to olivia
>>221957548i liked season 2 bimbo dany
I can't wait for the lock inhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/7l1xKLQL0hI
>>221957592peak queen right there
>>221957592bong gene
>>221957488I find anything from S2 onwards cringe, I stopped caring in S3>HotU>Stannis>Robb's shitskin made up wifenah
>>221957607If you change shorts to watch then you can post the embeddedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l1xKLQL0hI
>>221957103Book accurate Arianne Martell.
>>221957592They're intentionally making her look uglier
>>221957634S3 was when you could tell things were going to get bad. I watched through to the second or third episode of season 5 and couldn't take it anymore.
>Dragonstone was still hers if she wanted it, Jaehaerys told his sister, but Rhaena refused that as well. “There is nothing there for me now but grief and ghosts.” When Alysanne asked if she would return to Greenstone, Rhaena shook her head. “There’s a ghost there as well. A kinder ghost, but no less sad.” The king suggested that she remain with them at court, even offering her a seat on his small council. That made his sister laugh. “Oh, brother, you sweet man, I fear you would not like any counsel I might offer.” Then Queen Alysanne took her sister’s hand in hers and said, “You are still a young woman. If you like, we could find some kind and gentle lord who would cherish you as we do. You could have other children.” That only served to bring a snarl to Rhaena’s lips. She snatched her hand away from the queen’s and said, “I fed my last husband to my dragon. If you make me take another, I may eat him myself.”She actually wanted Harrenhal
>>221957652>If you change shorts to watch then you can post the embedded
>>221956754Stop posting this
>>221957542George is just gonna have to deal with it
>>221957322That anon is a chud
>>221957660I do not believe anybody posting in a house of the dragon thread stopped watching GOT before it ended
Why do so many anons like House Baratheon?They're kind of the lamest Great House.
>Book accurate Arianne Martell.
>>221957607>>221957652>2 more weeks
What was Renly's problem trying to take his brothers throne? Why couldn't the faggot just stay in his lane?
>>221956754Check these digits, that cunny is mine
>>221957703
>>221957703>They're kind of the lam-ACKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep009ll9BgM
>>221957703because there's not been a single unlikeable Baratheon ever shown, in both books and shows
>>221957727Might makes right
>>221957727Robert claimed the throne by conquest and he was going to do the same.
>>221957703It's kinda funny how the stormlands feel the least developed of the seven kingdoms.
>>221957703>>221957739This. Every single Baratheon is BASED and easy to like.Even that fag Renly.
did pudgey get plastic surgery or something? what's up with her face in the latest reaction
>>221957755Then you'll love the OC Baratheon in the next episode.
>>221957703Nobody cool dislikes Baratheons for any reason
>>221957739Renly is a homo inherently making him unlikeable.
>>221957755>born amidst salt and smoke, is he a ham?He has his zingers. Him being a fucking gigachad in the book helps too
>>221956754I will PREVAIL!No Cersei or She please.
>>221957343i binge watched dunc and egg a couple days ago in a single sittingthat was a lot of fun and kino so decided to go back to hotdim bored already halfway through a single episodei ate scrambled eggs on toast and an apple
>>221957771Only reason is because he was terribly miscast
>>221956754I got dany last time, can I get a fucking good one for once
>>221956754I will receive Hightower pussy, it was foretold in prophecy.
>>221957703Rhaegar stan, cersei foid or anti rape nerd, wich one are you?
>>221956754rolling
>>221957739Dear worms character.There has been exactly one likeable Baratheon character shown on screen and his name is Lyonel.Renly is a conceited finook.Stannis is the antithesis of likeability.Robert is a statutory rapist who is to depressed to take baths.And it goes without saying that the better said about all the house of the dragon shit the better.
Take the cerseipill
>>221957171it burns green because they use wild fire. there is a hint there.
>>221957778THE QUEEN IS MINEEEEEEEEEEE H A H A H A H A H A MINEEEEEEEE SUCK IT FAGGOTS!I shall mount her every night, we will have many children!
>>221957703I would say the lamest are the Tyrell's. they're upjumped stewards who got the job after all of House Gardener was killed by the targshits. Tully's are kind of in a similar position but they at least rebelled against Hoare and fought them. Baratheon's aren't that cool though because they're targshitter bastards.
Yeah so that house known for their loud boisterous burly warriors, the house that was loyal to Aegon in the dance? Yeah what if there was a sneaky assassin Baratheon tho that is loyal to rhaenyra
>>221957832careful faggotcareful now
>>221957832People who dislike bobby b are not welcome here
>>221957703>a targshit posted this
>>221957851Tullys are 100% the lamest house event heir sigil fucking sucks
>>221957864>casually turns himself into Rhaegar in your pathEt tu, Roberto?
>>221957661I would've preferred to see Rhaena, Jaehaerys Alysanne and Maegor brought to life than this dance garbage.Aerea claiming Balerion at the top of Dragonstone would've been even more kino than Aemond and Vhagar.
>>221957883They at least did something to gain their titles beyond surrendering. Also a rose is worse then a fucking fish.
>>221957866Not sure how the Robert likers found themselves here given that you have to be able to read to navigate this website.
>>221957918Hear hear!
OHHHH N-.....
>>221957924How bro felt writing that quip
>>221957947
the fish scale armor looks coolthat's all I have to say about the tullys
>>221957517>after the last dragon died, Aegon III became known as "Aegon the Dragonbane". Regardless, Aegon became convinced that dragons could be used to cow those who sought to oppose him. At the urging of his brother Viserys, Aegon brought nine mages from Essos to attempt to hatch a clutch of dragon eggs with magic, but this ended in failurehe still tried hatching them again in his last years when he realized Targshits were too dumb to rule without them. Baelor the blessed died trying to hatch an egg because he wanted to use dragons to forcibly convert the North and Iron Islands to the Faithevery targshit is insane and desires to be a tyrant no matter how they cover their intentions. Egg killed the majority of his family trying to hatch them because the lords dared not kiss his ass about his peasant reforms after his kids fucked up all their marriage alliances. Doom of Valyria wasn't enough, Faceless Men should have finished them off
>>221957918A rose at least looks pretty and goes well with the aesthetic of highgardenyou look at the tullys and its just a fucking fish. A smelly slimy fish>woah look at our armor it looks like a fishcongrats, you look like a fish, im so afraid. The lannisters are carrying lion helmets into battle and you're a fucking fish. You're not even swimming, what the fuck is a fish doing on landa fucking fishYou can call out the rose thing, but they work with it. A rose has thorns, and the tyrels are famous for their horsemen who use lances, like a thornwhat do the tullys have? fucking fish armor. they're all gingers too, could easily switch to something cooler like a fox. Cunning and smart, but no, a fucking fish
>>221957953NOM NOM NOM NOMseriously the only scenes I care about in this show is Sunfyre eating Rhaenyra and I'm not even a vorefag
>>221957953You think Condal and Hess are just raging whenever they think about this moment and that no matter what, they'll have to have their girlboss be eaten alive?
why isn't Elmo and Kermit Tully in the show?
>>221958025the audience who watches this show doesnt know what kermit or elmo are
>>221957517>mindbroke him into a crypto-greennew cope added to the list
>>221957972What was the manwoodys sigil before they killed king Daeron? Probably a big ol cock I imagine
If the faceless men killed all the Valyrians, why didn't they just kill Aenar and his family on Dragonstone too?
>>221957444seething moid
Why would Larys poison Aegon? Makes no sense. Aegon was his best chance at holding power.
>>221958067it wasnt their problem
>>221958067Because the faceless men didn't kill all the valyrians
>>221958063Cock is Septon Moon's holy symbol representing the true Faith (one that doesn't kneel to incest and polygamy like the Hightowers and the Starry Sept).
>>221958083Maybe he didn’t and just said he did
>>221957703>house founded by literally defying the Gods with a Stark assist>some valyrian bastard marries into the house and gets rid of the Durrandon name>doesn't matter because their demigod genetics just completely overwrite his and within 3 centuries they become kings againother than the Starks nobody else mogs the competition harder in terms of prestige or origins of their house
>>221958105the hightowers and daynes easily mog the starksbut baratheons stand alone on the peaktelling a god to go fuck himself
>>221957703The brothers Baratheon are downright dostoevskyesque, it’s kino
>>221957836Ned could have fixed her
>>221956754Helaena please...
>>221957576ser duncan is a most honourable and noble knight who would not do that
>>221958122>daynesthey've got a meme sword that Ned could have kept if he felt like it. And they got cucked and forced to kneel to a fucking essosi refugee thousands of years ago>hightowerstheir fucking castle was built by a Stark lmao>baratheons stand aloneDurran failed every time before Brandon the Builder decided to show some pity and build him a proper castle so he could have his waifuyou chose probably the worst possible houses to say they mogged the Starks considering all of them only exist canonically thanks to the Starks
>>221957689I remained a constant lurker and poster in the threads here since I like to bitch and discuss the books. And it's funny to see how bad the show is and the kind of slop people consoom.
>Almost had a single good mother on the show Gotta be Hess' work. Only a woman could create such a misogynistic depiction of motherhood.
>>221958211Thats a cool fantasy. But this is reality
Did you guys know that Daynes, Hightowers, durrandons, and starks were once all one family?
Thoughts on Criston Cuck?
>>221956754i got the Vale lady last time. idk if i want to risk getting Rhaenysed.
>>221957509THAT'S TAOOBA!
>>221958317Coping loser that is only remembered by other coping loser Knights
>>221958321>the brown worma fate similar to Rhaenys
>>221958211>their fucking castle was built by a Stark lmaoFoundations of the High Tower were there before First Men.
I haven't been in here in a couple of weeks.Is the consensus that the last two episodes were just filler because they blew their budget early on the first two episodes?
>>221958296They did this same drop the sword schtick in Last Jedi too. Why do all woke writers operate like a hive mind?
>>221956754rollin' rollin'
>>221958317we will never get the version of the character that George has in his head. But that’s his fault too
>>221958354Nope, wide consensus was the last episode was the best of the season.
>>221958318Wtf is wrong with Jaehyra's head?
Based Phia. https://x.com/nyratiri/status/2079547684680069581
>>221958352not him but something built a black stone maze then the starks built the whole thing on top of the maze
>>221958296>where's Arya when you need her? >I just hope she remembers that move I saw her practicing earlier... bravo dandy
>>221957798A HA HA HA
>>221958383That was the deep ones.
>Baratards thinking they're a big shotfucking kneelers l m a o
>>221958407no the black stone came from the spaceconfirmed by the yiti fags
Do you think men in Westeros get a lot of dick cheese from not bathing often?
>>221958380Sniper’s dream
>>221958425yeah, the average cock in westeros is mindbreakingly horrendous smelling
>>221956754Anyone but Rhaenys pls
Skagosi are the most powerful race in the Seven Kingdoms, they have unicorns and don't listen to the laws of southerners or Starks.
>>221958445Don’t nobles bathe every day though?
>>221958380wig is getting pushed up
>>221956351Luther is just some random black thug no one knows or cares about this dude
>>221957385lmao woman moment, its a dress
>>221956754too old
>>221958383The first wooden tower was a weirwood growing from the dragonking greenseer dwelling within the fortress
>>221956754its a crime that the new show is just full of uggo's compared to the OG and none of them get naked.
>>221958410>gets -ACK'd by some bastard womenkek!
Here we eat fish, under the sea, the fish eat us. I know. I know…
>>221958471believe it or not, none of them wash under their foreskin and thus all the cocks in westeros are utmost pungent
>>221958414>>221958407>>221958383Wait so theres an alien spacecraft under the Hightower's tower? Whats that all about?
>>221958615its a maze not a spacecraft
>>221958471White people in the real world only started bathing in the 1600s after black slaves showed them how. Blacks aren't a thing in westeros, so no one ever taught westeros whites how to bathe.
>>221958626Brits didn't know until Indian show them kekk
>That creature is dangerous. Many a time I have glimpsed him in my flames. Sometimes there are skulls about him, and his lips are red with blood.What was Mel's problem with Patchface?
>>221958538>for 15 minutes then another martellCHAD is on the throne againyou literally have a bastard from a whore as your lord, legitimized by someone who didn't even manage to become queen at the end of the showI don't think you want to pull up for this specific fight
>>221958550That’s hot. I’m gay and I want to suck on stinky musky medieval cocks.
>>221958624Thats because their primitive minds don't understand it. A black stone maze that came from space literally sounds like the ship from Alien.
>>221958682>you literally have a bastard from a whore as your lordAnd? Isn't Dorne literally pro bastards?
>>221958615Its foundation is built by dragonfire but the architectural style is distinctly not valyrian.The Hightowers also have valyrian-esque features and are the oldest family on the continent, being there since before valyria even became a thing
>>221958471Yes.A lot of recent medievalist scholarship has been attempting to push back on the stereotype that Medieval Europeans didn’t bathe or bathed very infrequently. As Virginia Smith points out in her book "Clean", in the early Middle Ages you see a flourishing “Romanesque” culture of public bathing very much intact: Charlemagne loved “steam-baths,” built public baths in his palace and “would invite not only his sons to bathe with him, but his nobles and friends as well…so that sometimes a hundred men or more would be in the water together.”Far from being opposed to bath-houses and public baths, the Medieval Church thoroughly recommended bathing as long as it was sex-segregated (which would prevent sexual immorality as far as they were concerned), and built quite a few baths for monks, nuns, and the general public, that followed this rule. The general public didn’t give a damn, however, and commercial bathhouses that ignored this rule were incredibly popular, with Paris having more than thirty bathhouses in the 13th century. After all, bathhouses were a one-stop shop where you could get clean, have a nice meal (Smith notes that “bath feasting” was really popular in the 15th century), and get laid all in the same building, which made them a very attractive service. Rather, the decline of bathing can be traced back to the 16th century, due to some combination of the rise of epidemic disease (however good they are at maintaining bodily hygiene, public baths are even better epidemiological vectors), intensifying religious mores with the Reformation and Counter-Reformation, and even something as seemingly unrelated as people wearing more linen and less wool, which made it much easier to clean one’s clothes than one’s person.
>>221958676Patchface becomes an avatar of the drowned god after his drowning
>>221958354The consensus is that HOTD is shit.
>>221958715Space Jews
>>221958712not for ruling
>>221958354it fucking sucks but people pretend is good because some times a green character say something and thats heckin valid
>>221958767Explain why a child that according to dornish culture is perfectly normal should not be allowed to rule if the situation presents itself without renouncing your stupid oc donutsteel culture in the process
>>221956754Rollin
>>221957546>serIs Simon a knight?
>>221958795blessed image kek
>>221958828I imagine he was not that fat 40 years ago
>>221958793The line of succession is between the direct descendants of the king and queen. Dornish bastards are treated well, but do not have the same rights, hence still being called Sand and not [house name].
Who's going to be the next rapist?
>>221958869Well if there are no direct descendants why not legitimize a bastard?
>>221958838Was Jon disgusted when he found out she was his aunt? I don't remember.
I liked the part where they were speaking in old french and the candlelight had the same color as the subs
>>221958920Prince Aemon married his aunt Jocelyn Baratheon. That's why book Rhaenys had black hair.
>>221958941they sounded like two brazilian monkeys jabbering at each other
Does the IRL God exist in the ASOIAf universe?
>>221958296>fantasy>Jon was armored in black ice, but his blade burned red in his fist. As the dead men reached the top of the Wall he sent them down to die again. He slew a greybeard and a beardless boy, a giant, a gaunt man with filed teeth, a girl with thick red hair. Too late he recognized Ygritte. She was gone as quick as she'd appeared.>The world dissolved into a red mist. Jon stabbed and slashed and cut. He hacked down Donal Noye and gutted Deaf Dick Follard. Qhorin Halfhand stumbled to his knees, trying in vain to staunch the flow of blood from his neck. "I am the Lord of Winterfell," Jon screamed. It was Robb before him now, his hair wet with melting snow. Longclaw took his head off.it's pvre canon schizo kino
>>221956133Where the FUCK is Lord Unwin?
>>221958874Me. The victim (you).
>>221958999He is probably removed, the show is going into the regency so no reason to introduce him at all.
>>221958999They are afraid of his smug aura and his skill at murdering toddlers
Do you think George has one more series in him? I would like to see him do something set in the future Westeros once he is done with the current books.
>>221958941Are there interviews or something on how the actors did the valyrian scenes? Because I waswo dering if they genuinely learned the language or if they memorized the pure vocals of these long ass exchanges.
>>221958999Anything alluding to jaehaeras death is gone, because she is going to live in the show version and be aegons wife. That means no unwin, and no daenaera (they confirmed vaemond died childless in the show a few episodes back and corlys is the last velaryon)
>>221959050
>>221959050he is 77 years old
>>221959077>because she is going to live in the show versionshe might not die on screen bbut they are not going to say she survived...
>>221958729With the plague in particular, bathing could be an issue. If you bathed every day or at least a few times a week, you didn't get fleas and you weren't likely to get plague. If you hardly ever bathed at all, the fleas on your body were enough to prevent new fleas from getting purchase. But if you bathed somewhat infrequently, every few weeks, then you were constantly getting new flea populations from the people and animals around you, and you had more chances to contract plague.
>Eats your future dragonpsst nothing personal kid
>>221959115If we ever see blackfyres on screen and they are white then it will be proven
>>221956754roll
>>221959131I wish the cannibal was in this show
>>221959143no
>>221959166I wish the cannibal would eat everyone involved in the making of this show.Or any old cannibal really, I'm not too picky on my androphages.
>>221959131Maesters gave it dragon rabies on purpose I bet
We watch alot of people fuck in the show.BUT WHERE IS THE DRAGON SEX?
>>221959172I think even you know it’s going to happen
>>221957336>As heir to the throne Rhaegar was legally entitled to Lyanna Stark>Too bad so sad >Bobby B was a traitor.>Ned was a traitor.>Their houses and vassals were all traitors. >Kings Landing was full of traitors, thieves and cowards.Aerys literally did nothing wrong.
>>221959196Are the maesters based for killing the dragons and fucking over the targs or are they just jews?
>>221959216you're coping
>>221956754Roll
>>221959227See pic
>>221959230Projection
>>221959247add some a poop emoji on dragonstone to signify Rhaenyra
>>221959227They are jews and that's why they are based, goy.
>>221959227Based because Targaryens are even bigger jews
>>221959227targs are jews (incestuous schizos that lost their homeland) so maesters must be based
Who the fuck is the bloodstone emperor and why is this literal who supposedly the 'most important lore figure' despite not being in the book
>>221959077And it would be yet another case of hotd being non-canon dogwater.
>>221959308He's not, lore youtubers memed youHe's a chink who solely exist to creat the prophecy of azhor ahai
>>221959298Jews function via institutional capture and subversion, like the citadel. Not by showing up and conquering everyone like some sort of.. fantasy normans.
>>221959298True. Ancient (Canaan) and modern (Sinai, Gaza, Lebanon, etc) even shows they're prone to invading and conquering other peoples too (especially when they have WMDs).
How many people are supposed to be in the City Watch? Doesn't seem like enough for a city that size.
>>221957558When Condal was talking about how Ormund groomed Daeron, he had to add the qualifier "not in that way", because he knows how alot of the current audience interprets things.
>>221959382The kings landing watch is always undermanned and incredible corrupt.
I saw someone say that Ormund is just Dennis from Always Sunny and now I can't unsee it.
>>221959298Jews and Bravoosi are Maesters. Targs are inbred European royalty puppeteered by Bravoosi bankers and Maesters
>>221956754Let's roll
new >>221959501new >>221959501new >>221959501new >>221959501new >>221959501get in there gwaynebros
>>221959298Yeah, the (((Targs))) are pretty transparently Jewish-coded. >very inbred>prone to mental illness>consider themselves "chosen">seek to rule Western men>lost their homeland
>>221956166
>>221959371A gaggle of jewboys who conquered a grand total of one places twice in the span of some 2100 years are not exactly what most people with functioning brains would describe as prone to conquest.
>>221959371they feel their chosen and it's their rightjust like the (((targs)))
