You have to cast a black Helen of Troy - who do you go for?For me, its either Zazie or Nathalie.
>>221958960Hailee Steinfeld. Look it up.
For me, it’s taylor russell. The cutest black girl of all
hear me out
Halle Berry
Helen of Mutt?
>>221958960Zazie is ugly af compared to Nathalie.
>>221959086>Terry Crews with a blonde wig on>switch Tom Holland to Pariswould've been too based
>>221959086would be a good Ajax
>>221958960I hire some crazy beautiful sorta greek african mix or european/chad or senegalese model looking bitch
>>221959393Why do you call her a bitch though?
>>221959079incorrect
>>221959451Moderm women unironically adopt hoodrat culture. If you don't call them bitches they will never respect you. It makes you soft. Not joking.
>>221958960Candace
>>221959451I mean it in a good way
>>221958960No, I actually don't have to. Stop absolving Nolan of his crimes.
>>221959508That's what beatings are for, idiot. Foids do not understand words. You don't reason with a dog, either.
>>221959633and thats why you will never have sex, incel
ice spice
>>221959790I've been married for 12 years. I have sex with my wife at least once a day unless I am ill and choose not to fuck it.
>>221959824she doesnt understand "platonic Ideals" like megan does
>>221959912No, you will never be married and you are a virgin crying on the internet,
>>221958960Well, since Helen is old in this current movie anyway, I'd just go with the safe bet and cast Halle Berry's pussy. Not Halle Berry, just her cunt.
>>221959916>Mirko leotard thigh high cosplayShe knows what the people want.
>>221958960>>221959049>>221959079>>221959393>>221959494>>221959582>>221959824>>221959916Post an actual black woman and not someone with Europeans in their family tree.
>>221960034shut up nigger
>>221960034the story is by and about europeans you retard. There is no such thing as black culture, just black appropriation and bastardization. Maybe when they actually invent something, which requires forethought, they can come up with something original. Small steps. Baby steps
>>221960069Troy isn't in Europe
>>221958960Nathalie > Sade > persia white > zoe kravitz > zazie
>>221960078The entire Mediterranean was founded by Greeks, you moron. Their DNA is all over it. Try again.
>>221960078But it was, retardo.
>>221958960Myself in blackface and drag
>>221958960I unironically believe Chase Infiniti is the most beautiful actress in Hollywood right now. Of course it helps that Hollywood keeps casting uggos to own the Chuds.
>>221960109The entire Mediterranean includes the coasts of Asia and Africa plus Europe.>>221960124It's in Asia
>>221960109What is "European". Is everyone who shares a landmass the same race?
>>221960078Helen was not from Troy.
>>221958960Both at the same time
>>221960140>>221960151I didn't bring up Europe. I said Europeans. They were capable of travel without being chained to a cart because they could produce a surplus of food, and not just live off dirt cookies. Try again retards
>>221958960Nathalie
>>221958960I would cast anyone, I would not make the film if it was required. And thats what no one did.
>>221959079Mid
>>221960179Below mid
Victoria Cakes
>>221960139>btfo by IRL sheva alomar
>>221960178I didn't bring up Europe either, though I am surprised that you're triggered by someone mentioning Europe in the context of 'Europeans'. I asked: What is "European"?So, what is it?
>>221960167>Helen of Troy
Daily reminder that ancient greeks were blonde with blue eyes
Maserati
>>221960090>SadeAs in Helen Folasade Adu, the singer? She's 67.
>>221960346she'd still get it
>>221960362She was the fucking epitome of beauty when she was young and has stayed gorgeous amazingly long, but I don't think Hollywood would let someone pushing 70 get a role like that.
>>221958960You can't even find an attractive one that isn't > or = half White.Isn't that interesting?>>221959049No one ever posts her in grokgen on /gif/ and I wish that would change. Would marry, jew and black genes and all.
>>221960401midshe's bald
>>221960561shed be wearing my jizz on her baldheadlike a tattoo
>>221960034This. Hard mode. They can't.
>>221960649lofl. sade chads rise up.
>>221960746no offense, but you should kill yourself
>>221960948>15% White or j*wish admixture stillkys, shabbos goy
>>221961175>africans are only black, not people we call blackkill yourself cause reasons
The finest negress in all the land.
221961244>this dog is a German Shepherdkys, slave, and no more (You)s
>>221958960Lizzo
221960948Post a negress with 100% African genes that is attractive, no European or jew genes.Everything attractive about any black in America is traced directly to their White genes, because they're only 80% or so African on average.
>>221960034My wife Tyla but she's not an screen
>>221961784*ActressIdk how I fat fingered that
>>221961750surrrre it is pal
>>221961857Nordics and Saxons are not European now?
>>221961874Chew with your mouth closed.Fucking bitch
221961857>Whites are all White mutts mixed with White genesThese retards really think this is some kind of own.Afr*cans still eat other Afr*cans. All the time.Afr*cans still enslave other Afr*cans. All the time.Afr*cans rape other Afr*can children to try to cure AIDS. All the time.The cope would be sad if it wasn't so hilarious. Bl*cks have literally nothing to take racial credit for other than the jews' permission to act like the rape apes and murder monkeys they are.
>>221958960Infiniti girl
>>221961995>king sheperds mixed with chinooks and Pyrenees arent the exact same as german shepherds now?
>>221962081your roman mutt rape baby is still 15% celt briton admixture
>>221960034Impossible. Since humanity originated in Europe all blacks must share white DNA unless they really are a separate race akin to Neanderthals that evolved from African apes.
>>221958960>You have to cast a black Helen of TroyNo, I don't.
>>221962191europeans, semitics, east afro semitics and other levantines have neanderthal dna west african niggers, click niggers and asians have currently unidentified hominin dnaAussie abbos and Melanesians have denisovan DNA, also melanesians magically got blue eyes somehow, might have been from the spice trade and DNA testing is faulty or they actually had itpygmies are an entirely different human hominid, but like "political correctness" and stuff
I dont know, but i think Ruth negga would have been a great cleopatra
Gabourey Sidibe
>>221962572that fucking bitch is a psyop, she only appears in psyop ass movies and TV shows too
>>221958960I'd fall on my sword, Helen isn't fucking black.
Lupita Nyong'o
>>221962647Ayo izzat Prushizz
>>221961476Seconded.
>>221958960Lupita is literally cuter than Zazie you people are so silly
>>221961476Came here to post this. It blows my mind that she can't get any good roles.
>>221962068Cut her some slack; her brain is probably half microplastics.
>>221960034Literally every black american has at least 15% euro genes on average. You can't unless you pick an african
hol up
>>221964143>>221963627comtrarian trolling.
>>221960322Moriah Mills is prettier
>>221962647All black women should be prescribed low-level ozempic when they hit 21.
>>221960322I dated a chick who looked like present-day (chubby) Maserati. The tits were insane.
Whoever this is.
>>221960214>that vid where her and yum thee boss both double team a dudes dick in a hotelkino
>>221958960Chase
>>221965110Nice to see Tupac made a recovery, still zesty as always too!
>>221959451I call my gf a bitch all the time. Because she is a bitch.
>>221958960
>>221965931I could see them fighting over that one.
>>221960237Didn't she marry an actual Italian guy? Anyway, why doesn't Hollywood woke types ever cast a pretty Black girl for their diversity movies? Are they secretly racist?
>>221965739This is what Hollywood considers to be black?
>>221965931Source?
>>221960284You're stupid if you need ask. Im not here to answer dumb questions for retards.
>>221966753/int/ kween threads
>>221965110THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
>>221960034Lol there are no attractive black women When people say they like black women they mean some mutt girls who don't have african features
>>221960034Zendaya is half white and you didn't complain
>>221959393>>221959494>>221959582>>221960179>>221961784Are these girls half Indian or something?They look like indian hotties
>>221967433Tyla's father is a brahmin BVLL
>>221967433You wish, Rakesh.
>>221958960megan thee stallion
>>221967480His skin is too dark for a Brahmin
I would start WW3 for Nathalie. I'm more racist than Hitler.
I would probably pick Paris Jackson.
>>221967519>Historically and textually, skin color is not a determinant of varna (caste). Many revered figures and deities in Hindu mythology, like Lord Krishna and Rama, are described as having dark or blue-hued skin.
>>221967545it's crazy how many standards we just obliterated so that black people can be allowed to do the shit we do
>>221965784Tupac is more fuckable as a corpse for a normalsexual man who's a White nationalist than that monstrosity is alive.
>>221965124>coontrarianone job
>>221965931>>221967432These would definitely be believable>>221961874Too much of a titlet, but cute face
>>221958960If you've seen the film you'd know that Helen of Troy is meant to be a bit of an uggo and has a massive facial scar. Her husband jokes "A beauty that raised 1000 ships? They wouldn't even send 100 for her!" Right to her face.The whole fucking point is that Agamemnon was using a false justification for his war as he just wanted to do a land grab.The thing is the film is trying to make the point throughout that wars are often bloody and pointless and you lose more than you ultimately gain, even if you win. Politicians try to suck everyone into them as a quick fix or because they're some sort of autist obsessed with something like making Ukraine Russian or getting ALL the oil. In the end though most of them end up like Agamemnon, too.But in responce to OP's question:Oti Mabuse; look at those mahoosive giga tits, and she's a dancer so would be good at the sex.
>>221961476Ella deserves to be in a succesful movie
>>221958960>You have to cast a black Helen of TroyIf this thought crosses your mind, just kill yourself and save the rest of us from having to have this conversation
>>221961476being unhireable because you're actually attractive is crazy
>>221968193she deserves to be my wife
>>221958960She's half white you dumb fucking Russian incel!
>>221961874She has european facial features, doesn't count
>>221962647She's stunning
>>221960034They can't. Niggers, stormfronters, and Ruzzians are basically a breed apart in stupidity. There's no Nuance in their thinking. Everything is borderline, and they uncultured as fuck.
the gayest race communist reddit thread on the board right now
>>221958960Jessica Lucas
>>221968641Singh, see>>221960034
>>221968730
>>221960034turns out you were right thread is filled with mixed girls
zoe saladna 20 years ago
>>221969059one drop rule nigga. supreme court certified denigrification by the bwc commando, it is written.
>>221958960Nathalie is easily one of the most beautiful women ever when she isn’t trying to make herself look ugly.Or at least she was, I haven’t seen her in a while.
>>2219690881/8th of a person spook. you should not be posting or having say in a thread. Shut up nigger and head your black ass back to the field.
>>221960034>one drop ruleThe hilarious thing is this is so much more incredibly racist than anything chuds say but leftists will gloss over this like it's nothing. By this person's logic Obama isn't black
>>221960214Even though she's old and walled, I was going to say Cherokee to make the same joke. This is fine, too.
>>221969059I know right, it is sad. A race that can't produce anything, needs to prop itself up by displaying something someone else did.
>>221958960The nigger on the right is better as a cockslave
>>221969172If it's shit black people say or adheres to, it's a high chance it's already racist by default. You should see how racist your average nigger is.
>>221968030The is the least romantic, least homeric, and most cliché point they could make, which is why I am convinced a jew wrote it.
>>221960139>>221961476These girls are one white boy away from removing any trace of blackness from them
>>221961476>I JUST MOVED SHIT WITH MY FREAKING MIND
>>221960034Europe made Africa its playground for a few centuries.You can find bits of their genes basically everywhere there now.
>knew a black weeb girl in college who used to draw and make toys to sell at conventions>saw her again last year>married the skinniest white dud and had a baby, looked incredibly happy
>>221958960Greek Statue of Shaniqua
>>221967511>megan thee stallionThat's a man, man.
>>221965110
Daizy Cooper
>>221958960I would reimagine the whole story into an all-African epic on how they try to struggle to invent a wheel in 302,000 years. Any kween will do.
>>221958960Right was always great fanservice for me
>>221969814If that's the case, I'd fuck him,
>>221960034>Post an actual black woman>>221960480>You can't even find an attractive one that isn't > or = half White.>Isn't that interesting?
>>221959086too based, not allowed
>>221960237Wow, she's cute.>>221965537That attitude... ungh.
>>221958960Am i limited by age? Josephine Colbert.
>>221971610Or should i cast as dark as possible? Shantol Jackson.
>>221958960That's not even a question.
>>221958960Some NAFri type of Black. Perhaps Somali. They match the setting much more than the typical Sub Saharan blacks.
>>221958960>You have to cast a black Helen of TroyNo, you don't. In fact, you don't have to cast black women in anything.
>>221971923
>>221971869>Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking Spartans in this motherfucking horse!
>>221972114Kek
Peak Halle Berry would be my choicePeak Rosario Dawson also up thereAs far as right now? Wunmi Mosaku, crown King Arthur
>>221969642But the thing is niggers in this thread are posting girls over half white. They can't even post people who are predominately black. It's laughable.
>>221972038Are we casting the Odyssey porn spoof?l have a one in mind that would be a dope Bond girl in the porn spoof.
choccy milkies
>>221972038What cup size are those even? HH? Bloody hell, must be a pain in the back to have those.
>>221972224goddamn the white guy that fucks her is so lucky she's beautiful and freaky fuck white men man he doesn't deserve her
>>221967664This was MJ's? jfc bleached hard, or adopted?
>>221958960beetlejuice
>>221960078>>221960289She was a European colonizer. :)
>>221958960Helen of Troy, or Helen of Sparta, is the ultimate figure of beauty in Greek mythology!
>>221974328cucked obviously if you can even call that since the relationships he had with women were fakethe homosexual pedophile didn't have kids like that
>>221969308and that boy?.... me
>>221969172Obama is half black half jewHe's a blewWhich is how he blew so many guys.
ITT>Look how bootyful are poor bluddeddd 100% African quanz b nigga>like picrel
>>221958960>who do you go for?An attractive woman that's ethnically Greek, Italian, or maybe Spanish.
>>221959086...his name is Terry.
Stormi.
>>221959086Would unironically watch with friends.Quack quack, motherfuckers.
>>221960034>americans 200 years ago>ONE DROP OF BLACK BLOOD MEANS THEY'RE BLACK GET OFF MY PORCH NIGGER>americans today>ONE DROP OF WHITE BLOOD MEANS THEY'RE WHITE GET OFF MY PORCH HONKYGenuinely, why are you like this?
>>221977377at least half of /tv/'s shitpost pitches would make good comedy movies
>>221977409>formerNot wanting the stock of your nation to be degraded>latterSeethe from browns that the best examples from their 'tribe' have white genes kinda like jews
>>221977493You're telling me the people in this thread complaining about these women not being "real blacks" aren't pasty white virgins?I find that hard to believe.
>>221977493America is Israeli owned.
>>221977588The only experience I have with people doing what you're describing is blacks enforcing 'blackness'>hell naw you ain't black>you ain't a brotha, you a lightskin niggaIt's very common. When you asked "Why are you like this" I assumed you meant America in general.Either way, both the whites and the blacks pointing this out are ultimately correct so I don't see what you're trying to get at really.
>>221976956This is basically every thread made about black women or blacks in general. It's fucking ridiculous and they're still too stupid to know how sad it makes them look.
>>221977804>so I don't see what you're trying to get at reallyI just find it annoying. It happens every single time there's a thread like this. Someone will say "post hot black women", someone else will post a hot black woman, then some retard will seethe "but she's not a REAL black woman!!".The exact same thing happens with goth girls.It's fucking annoying.
>>221977409They're not talking about one drop of white you stupid cunt. The nigs claim to fame is by posting people half white or more and labeling it as black. Leftitards look the other way because they're scared shitless of niggers. >>221977804Pretty much THIS
>>221977966>I just find it annoyingThat's because you're the retard seething. Asking for hot mixed girls and asking for hot black girls are two different requests.
>>221978083As correct as you are, it surprises how stupid blacks and incels (Mostly blacks though) can be in such a simple differentiation. It's ultimate elephant in the room. Addressing it gets you branded a racist by blacks so fast though.
>>221971610>>221971646Based Death in Paradise appreciator
>>221960034A mixed Helen of Troy would make infinitely more sense than a full black one given the concept of colonization. A Greek man raping an African slave and producing this>>221959393 makes waaay more sense than Helen of Detroit.
>>221960034Post one black invention
>>221978222Fried Chicken you honkey ass crackuh!
>>221977966>then some retard will seethe "but she's not a REAL black woman!!">seethe100% projection, but do go on, gamma fag.
>>221978246Scottish. Try again.>inb4 WE WUZ HIGHLANDAZ
>>221977588>pastyYes.>whiteYes.>virginsI fucking wish, at least I could die with some dignity instead of with a trail of sloots behind me.Stay virgin, kings; only accept a virgin, kings.pic is the hottest black woman shaving some dude's head
>>221978296You know we built the pyramids cuz muh ancestors and we wuz kangz and sheit in japan.
>>221977588You're telling me the people in this thread complaining about these women not being "real blacks" aren't people with an IQ above 20?I find that hard to believe.
>>221978182I guess i'm not seeing what's supposed to be surprising.Also if a black is calling you racist you're being extorted for sympathy 99 times out of 100. They sized you up and determined you're a libcuck who will give them free things.
>>221978549They honestly believe "you raysiss and shiet" is a golden ticket to get anything they want from anyone at anytime. I mean Mike Brown literally strong armed a Pajeet's store before he got shot. And Asian store owners are a favored target for black mobs.
>>221966852>When people say they like black women...stfu with this broken rhetoric already.
>>221958960>ZazieOld af>NathalieYes
>>221960034racist chud
>>221959086ok this is probably the best ideablonde wig, acting all femininethen he kills the tranny, would be hilariousi honor your casting choices director anon
>>221977998>jpgracist "humor"
>>221979566>""humor""as if I was joking about your cotton picking duties.
>>221960034Is this black enough for you?
Has Janelle Monae aged out of this part?
>>221980100Is this the natty limit?
>>221958960I look for a model, not an actress.
>>221964154Its because >>221968217 but also consider the sucking up (figuratively and literally) one has to probably do to get consistent work in Hollywood, the fact that she doesnt is probably good for her in the long run.
>>221968594Well now that you are here sure.
>>221960034The only bald African bitch I've ever jerked to
>>221960034If they committed a crime or used government assistance they would be black, but because they make your little dick hard you are claiming they are not black. If someone post someone darker you will just say they aren't really black because they do not fit the stereotypes in your head. You'll say that anything that makes them attractive is actually a "European" feature.Theres a reason no women fuck you.
>>221967730The standards are still there, anon. Nobody thinks that fat boon is attractive that didn't previous to that little runway act.
>>221981106>light skin>straight hair>small nosesYeah, straight out of Wakanda
>>221981163>They do not fit the stereotypes in my head
>>221958960You know the Illiad and Oddessey take place over 20 years right? Is Helen meant to be a child when all this starts?
>>221981099It's kinda crazy how you people value total ass volume above everything else.
>>221981684It's an objectively great ass. She has some nice, firm Nefertitties too
>>221980100Yes actually thank you Cast her
>>221981230>hair is a stereotypeBrought to you by the people who say "gender is a construct"
I don't
>>221958960Ellie the Empress.
Ana
>>221966274>>221960237Cute couple
>>221967462where did you find this picture of me
>>221961874the grit from the sand is what keeps her teeth clean
>>221981106this desu
>>221982001You seem to think all black hair is exactly the same and it has to fit the stereotype in your head.
>>221981106By now your excuses to post mixed race people and call them black due to racist one drop rule is becoming exhausting. Why can't you just be happy with being black?
>>221983591The rule exist because of racist like you who justify their rape and bigotry by trying to pit other black people against each other to gain an advantage because you actually are a failure.
>>221968030Wait...war is...bad?Holy fuck...
>>221983721>trying to pit other black people against each otherOh no one is "trying" that, nigs do it quite handily without any help.
>>221983721>literally a racist rule made by democrats and followed by blacks who hate/are jealous of mixed race people. Also allowing black a chance to horde white genes from mixed people>"you raysiss and shiet"This is why everyone hates niggers. Hint: It's not because you're black. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-v1TTUyhM
>>221983721Remember boys and girls, if you oppose racist laws like the one drop rule, you ride with Hitler.
>>221969841>Daisy Parks, 1995, demanding equality to sit at the front of the train
>>221972229>neck tattoo
New rule she has to be at least 80% sub saharan african dna.
>>221961784>post actual Black women>posts Tyla who is only 1/4 Black and is 1/4 White and half PajeetaAre any of the women posted ITT actually Black?
>>221958960Tyra Banks or Antonia Thomas. Helen was in her 30s by the time of the Odyssey so casting young hotties isn't right.
>>2219847781 drop rule
>>221984778What's that giant scar on her arm?
>>221960237>>221960322this exact thread with these exact posts has been made before, what's going on?
>>221985322AI training itself or a sperg didn't get the buzz he wanted first time around and wants to try again.
>>221967700>dickshitter
>>221974513These weird ass looking kids aint white we dont claim them.
>>221984888>t. Nigger
>>221985818>we Okay nigger/honorary white guy online
>>221959086say no more. i'm already on board.
>>221968095>black woman with chink eyesPEAK
>>221969841I still have no idea why they named a porn website "dogfart". Were they just shitposting?
>>221987056it was black guys, who knows. I refuse to watch their stuff because of the name. ( their videos are unionically degrading to women so they kinda hate women too )
>>221987056There was/is a weird clique of nons who fund pornography intended to psyop people, mostly against whites. Dogfart used to film a lot of white male and black female content knowing their name would put people off
>>221987083It was mostly the whole cuck interracial shit with white chicks.
>>221959086Lmao
>>221987975White women are dogshit and get leniency they don't deserve
>>221968030>>221983735Bravo fuckin BRAVO Nolan
>>221960034>you have to cast Helen without European featureslol no
>>221987999And you desire fat white women all the time.
>>221972666K/JJ according to boobpedia
>>221969068she's still hot though.
>>221985163Thirdie mark
>>221965739she's gorg
>>221987083they also did some degrading and abuse porn. hurting women. you're right it's off putting on purpose
>>221968563she is as dark as midnight, clearly an afrikani pureblood
>>221958960Good choice. First time I saw each of these niggerinas, I was shocked at how beautiful each of them were. I like how they have natural hair and not those cheesy wigs
>>221960289Scipio AFRICANUS lmao
>>221958960>a black Helen of Troy - who do you go for?she was a blonde greek from sparta, you cannot cast a black woman
>>221967545>POVI really wish people would understand that these letters actually stand for something, they're not just funny letters that you put at the start of your captions.
>>221992890She was also a made up character in a book filled with fantasy elementShe did not exist in real life
>>221959086I was going with Idris Elba but you convinced me.
>>221968563You're painfully stupid
>>221958960zazie beats my meat>>221959049up in her cooze>>221959079will go barbarian on her clit
>>221958960one on the left is ugly
