King Daeron the daring editionPrevious >>221974507
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
I drank the Arbor Gold.
>>221978195Book version
QUEEN RHAENYRA HEIR TO THE THRONE RIGHTFUL QUEEN
TAOOBA
>>221978241QUEEN O' WHORES
SOON
>>221978248I guess its something, and I dont really have a problem with doomer characters. Its just that this isnt Criston
>Sex with young Rhaenyra>Sex with adult Rhaenyra>Sex with young Alicent>Sex with adult Alicent>Sex with Mysaria >Sex with Helaena >Sex with Baela>Sex with Laena>Sex with Jeyne Arryn>Sex with Hugh Hammer's wife>Sex with Alysanne BlackwoodAny questions?
>>221978312Corrective nonconsensual sex with Sara Hess?
>>221978312Young Alicent and S1 Olivia are enough for me
>>221978271Based taooba poster
>>221978195egg is icsh
>>221978279I don't have a problem with him dooming, I have a problem with how it's written and the context around it. You can have him dooming about how he feels responsible for his men marching to certain death against the unstoppable force of the dragons and how they can't do anything against them but still have him hope to see Alicent again and make that what brings Gwayne and Criston together along with the dooming.You can also show Alicent worried for him, just one line is enough like when they learn that Vhagar fucked off, but she doesn't even remember him and is just worried about killing babies or sending Daeron to the wall.
Notice how both Allicent and Rhaenyra were both innocent maidens until Criston Cole corrupted them. Rhaenyra never got into any trouble until she started dating Cole. Meanwhile Allicent was a paragon of honor and honesty, a morally sound respected Queen. Once again corrupted into a conniving bloodthirsty harpy right after Cole started fucking her. Maybe there is a good reason that Knights take an oath of chastity and that fucking the young girls they swear to protect could lead to dire consequences.
Fuck the BlacksUp the Freys
>>221978484Cole didn’t corrupt Rhaenyra, Rhaenyra corrupted Cole. She promised him classic rock CDs and beer in her van.
Why do fags try to ascribe some morality and meaning to this tale of inbred retards killing each other and everyone else? Why does it matter so much which retard lizard spawn sits the throne?
why do twitter and reddit normies, women and male feminist content creators insist that cole's motivation is bitterness because he got rejected by rhaenyra? are they stupid or they simply like this narrative?
>>221978520This is true. She also fucked her uncle. Truly degenerate.
>>221978484Rhaenyra corrupted ColeAlicent and Cole fucking makes 0 sense and they just wrote it in the show for shock value and to blackwash both of them
When will Ali and Nyra scissor
natalie dormer OWES me sex, love and affection
>>221978527Because that’s his motivation
>>221978527Because they are right, that's his motivation in the show he is mad because Rhaenyra said no to his proposal.
>>221978520*She promised him oranges and a ride on Syrax.
>>221978527They’re stupid therefore they parrot the narrative they like.
>>221978543The books are just what is known historically. The show reveals what actually happened from the characters point of view.
>>221978578The deviations in the show are way to far from how the events play out in the book to be possible
>>221978494freys are the anti-starks, they are likeable and fun in every story
>>221978527Rewatch the end of season 1. Cole turns into a whiny bitch the second Rhaenyra rejects his silly notion of running away. He is visibly seething the entire night of the pre wedding party, literally murders laenors innocent friend out of seethe, then acts spiteful to her and her children forever after.It has nothing to do with honor, he gave that up by wanting to abandon his knighthood and run away with the heir to throne
>>221978556>Missandei in d tierWhat are you, gay?
>>221978556Where’s Meera?
>>221978659she blac
>>221978578the show is not canon, its tumblr dyke slop. FOAD
>>221978670>FOADFear of air defense?
>>221978670You spend a lot of time sitting in a thread discussing a show you hate. Maybe find better use of your time?
>*teaches your sons some High Valyrian*
>>221978658>literally murders laenors innocent friend out of seetheYou absolute retard, he thought he was being blackmailedHe broke his oath and his life is on the line, you genuinely do not understand shit about the characterHe's not mad he didn't get a gf, he is mad his life was ruined by a girl who thought to be his gf, its NOT the same thing
>>221978658>literally murders laenors innocent friend out of seethe>try to blackmail the best fighter in westeros and expect to not get yours hit pushed in
>>221978527That’s because the showrunners made that his motivation instead of coming up with something interesting for him
>>221978578Nice try, Sara
It ain’t easy being the rightful queen.
>>221978559>>221978561>>221978658cole wasn't rejected, he could have had rhae's pussy on a daily basis, her love and even children. not to mention a comfy position as a kingsguard assigned to protecting her. if he wanted to he could have been her son's father instead of harwin strong. why not take that, assuming he only cares about rhaenyra?
>>221978779What would you know of it?
>>221978234NEED a spin-off series that focuses on Dorne
>>221978708He could have remained her bf and raised sons of his own by her while still fulfilling his duty but he was a coward that wanted to run off to some shithole. Rhaenyra had a duty to fulfill Aegon's prophecy.
>>221978798Because he was coping by trying to regain some form of honor. That or he was racist and didnt want to see his of married to some black dude.
>>221978832>Rhaenyra had a duty to fulfill Aegon's prophecyI'm sure popping out three bastard children was integral to said prophecy.
>>221978779>daemon: lets conquer essos!!>mysaria: we should give our money to da peepelshe should get rid of these two retards
>>221978832He didn't want thatWhen Cole literally spells to the audience that he defined his life by oaths he meant it, he didn't want to be Rahenyra's side piece he wanted to be able to be proud of his actions, and all he had left at that point was a romantic marriage to justify his actions
>>221978870Daemon's advice is solid when he isn't in one of his Genghis Khan manic episodes
>>221978237>book version>ormund still brown haired
>>221978312>Sex with Daeron?
>>221978832Nigger are you retardedHe literally spells it out for you. Its about reclaiming whatever honor he can after it was taken from him. The White cloak was the only thing he had of his own, with marriage at least he could hope to cope with breaking the vows>prophecyyeah that worked out well in the end, how does arya jumping the white walkers work out
>>221978312In the team black way or in the team green way
>>221978912its funny because if they did what daemon wanted they'd both be dead within 2 weeks
>this bitch
>>221978953If they burned the hightower host before they reached Tumbleton they would be dead?If they gave the gold to the guards they would be dead?If Rahenys burned the greens after her terror attack on the dragonpit they would be dead?If he and Rahenys 2v1 Vaghar the second the war started they would be dead?
>>221978987I meant the thing about going to conquer essos
>>221978312You would leave young Baela and Laena out? Y U so racis?
>>221978526For me, it's blackfags acting like the green line ending and Robert dying without true heirs is some divine punishment from George for the grave sin of usurping. And not, you know, the result of characters actions and multiple other factors at work.
>kings landing is a bad environment for my son to grow up in...no, i should send him to oldtown instead to be raised by my pro-rape cousin who regularly goes on schizo rants about andal blood purity. yes, i think daeron will love it therewell done alicent
You will never be Ronnel Arryn
Where my snail tappers at?
>>221979059>my dear cousin, prone to violent tardrage episodes and jigsaw psychological abuse games, will be a great father figure
Does anyone have the webm of ormund losing the chess game and throwing all the pieces down? Preferably that cuts right there
>>221978556>Maisie "Briish Rose" Williams in D tierTrash tier
>>221979106Did they really give him young Griff's moment? Is he supposed to be petulant and impulsive?
>>221978527Cole show is great and the actor mogs HARD.The fact that he makes all the degenerates seethe is the cherry on top.
Viserys was shit. Could have just told Rhaenyra that it he ever has a son he would be heir. Its really not hard.
>>221978705>*teaches your sons how to cook*
>>221979059She was right though, Daeron is much better than her other sons
>>221979233>and the actor mogs HARD.That's the only real complain about cole, his actor is not good enough
>>221979144british gollum you mean
i dont want this used up slut to kill our chud. its a cheap foid power fantasy
>>221978779>It ain’t easy being the rightful queen.MAKING FUN OF THE QUEEN IN THE SEPT AND RUNNING, YOU CAN'T GET ME GOLD CLOACKS SHITS HAHAHAHAH I'M FAST AS FUCK BOI
They aren't going to show rhaenyera being cut up by the throne. lol.
>>221978870The faustian urge to conquer Essos during one of your manic periods.
>>221978968CUTElena and CUTEhaera.
>>221979269Or everybody who swore to acknowledge Rhaenyra as the heir could have held true to their oath.
>>221979233yeah i love him, he makes twitter foids very angry. the actor had to delete his social media because angry foids kept sending him death threats lol. but they really could have given him one good fighting scene. even his fight against daemon was fucked, its like he only won because daemon got cocky and didnt take it seriously
>"Oi, we dun do that in da norf. We were raised by wintah. You soft southron lords wouldn't survive a week in our lands.">"Who are you?"
Jace should have seen the writing on the wall and taken his brothers to go conquer some far away land with their three dragons to start a Strong dynasty somewhere else. That's what I would have done atleast after finding out I was my whore mother's bastard.
>>221979418>everybody should have just-
>>221979429>Dany finds some random city state in essos ruled by house Strong
>>221979422or actually just do the grrm/d&d cheap method and have other characters mention how good of a fighter he is
>>221979317somebody post the pasta
>>221979422>angry foids kept sending him death threatsAre the goyfolk even human
>>221978998After Elissa Farman stole dragon eggs and sold them in Braavos, Jaeharys I threatened the Sealord. The response went something like "you burn my city, the faceless men will kill your family". Then they wrote off some debt the crown owed to the Iron Bank and that was that.
>>221979422>the actor had to delete his social media because angry foids kept sending him death threats lol.I literally saw someone post "where were you when the queen was in danger" after the blood and cheese episode and they called him a scumbag or somethingReally retarded "people" out there
Aemond looked at the camera and stated his character motivationI think the idea behind the character is ok but whoever is writing his dialogue doesn't know what subtlety is
>>221979428>luv me winter>luv me wall>luv me queeny sansa>luv me forest gods>'ate wildlings (not racist just dont like 'em)>'ate the soufsimple as
>>221978234>I suffer in Dorne
>>221979528>Elissa FarmanGRRM really does suck at writing historical characters. Mr. Farman was a chad, though.
>>221979600Androw's problem was being a chud. Maybe if he studied the blade he could have been like Aemond.
Image by Ragecandy
>>221979675I could have fixed her
>>221979708Jon Snu didn't even try.>inb4 i dun want it
>>221978237Daeron identifying more with his Hightower heritage despite looking Valyrian would’ve been more interesting
>>221978195Daeron the Darling!
>>221979744His hair is white which is why the fake daeron had white hair, he's probably forced to dye itHis arc will probably be to wash the dye away and accept his targ side
I'm at ep3WHY IS SHE RETARDED WHY IS EVERYONE FUCKING RETARDED AND SELF DESTRUCTIVE
>>221979807Its a tragedy. If everyone made the right decisions there would be no story here
>>221979807Based Ormund explains it at the end of ep4.
>>221979828That's not true, if everyone makes the right decisions there could still be struggle, extremely bitter struggle, because people are opposed to each other. Now the winning side has the retard ball
>>221979807>>221979833Beasts of low intelligence, but with cunning
>>221979708She didn't need fixing, she was right to burn them.
>>221979862No because the right decision would have been Rhaenyra and Aegon getting married avoiding the whole conflict other than eventually having to put down Daemon's inevitable rebellion. Would be a short story.
>>221979867>we have 6 dragons, let's conquer Yi-Ti and the winged men
Would guys like Kermit and Bloody Ben still fight for Rhaenyra if they spent one day watching her hold court at the Red Keep
>>221979675>ding dong …the witch is dead
>>221979915But how will this achieve my goals?
>>221979940The Lord's work is never done.
>>221979921I wonder why he did not mention Asshai?Does Targaryen lore says there is nothing interesting there?
>>221979995Even Daemon knows its best to not get too uppity
>>221979921Based retard.
>>221978798He wanted Rhae Rhae to give him his honor back, for him her doing that would've been the ultimate symbol of her love for him cause she knows how important it is to him since it's all he had to his name.Rhae denying him that felt like an insult and a betrayal to him.
>>221979995I mean, there kind of isn't, from what we can tell. Huge, toxic desolate city where no children are born. Dragons might come from there but that's it.
>>221979978I can't tell if this chick is really hot or kind of funny looking
>>221980017>>221980034>Dragons might come from there but that's it.Yeah thats what i was thinking maybe Targaryens knows if there are dragons and maybe even other dragonriders?
>>221979561>'ate the Irn throne (not conceit, like, ah jus dun wan eet)
>>221979233I'm pissed that Gwayne doesn't try to appeal to Criston's love for Alicent to convince him to come to Tumbleton.
>>221980035She is jewish so she is hot
>>221979978How would Ormund rank this jewba witch?
>>221980035typical reaction to khazar milkers
>>221980084Jewish boobies..............
>>221978658Never gonna do that btw. Does he realize she murdered his unborn child?
>>221980094Probably would end up like her bants with Varys.
>>221979940:( still hurts
>>221980084>we have Rachel Weisz at home
>>221978312>Sex with Aegon>Sex with Jace>Sex with Criston>Sex with Gwayne>Sex with Ormund>Sex with Daeron>Sex with Ulf>Sex with Larys>Sex with Martyn Reyne>Sex with Leon EstermontAny questions?
>>221980084>>221980035Her face is pretty except for the nose. It makes me mad how a nose can ruin an otherwise beautiful face. It's unfair, really.
>>221980198>By the gods, he's doing the finger thing again...
>>221980292Where’s sex with Bracken twink?
>>221980059There are dark magics in Essos and beyond, but Dragon riding was a uniquely Valyrian tech tree. No one else has figured it out, and it involved some kind of magic only they knew. The Dhoom is the mystery box reason why it failed, and only the Targs got away with the tech.
>>221980312I love jewish schnozers though
>>221980324>Sex with Bracken twink>Sex with Blackwood freak>Sex with anon for reminding me
>>221980084temu rachel weisz
>>221980358Based and talmud pilled.
>>221980070its because he has to die in the battleif his death was mysterious in the book they could've pulled a laenor
>>221980084>>221980374Built for al qassem brigades
>>221979059He gelded the guy who raped. What more do you want from him?
>>221979978Why was she fired?
>>221976863Isn't this the Obsession Girl pose? She stole it from Jace?
>>221980438I'm not saying they should write him going to Tumbleton or even accepting Gwayne's proposal, only that Gwayne should at least try to convince his sister's lover to stay alive for her.
>>221980198Could have left him a finger or two for jerking off.
>>221978404luke is icsh
>>221978234>*Actually teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>221980438Laenor's death wasn't mysterious in the book, he was fucking murdered in the street in Spicetown Laenor was spared in the show because they didn't want another heckin' buried gay and they didn't want the audience to even perceive that Rhaenyra was involved with his murder
>>221980533I wish her pits were unshaven
>>221979995the type of shit they've got at asshai puts targs to shame
>>221980502Rape the rapist to show him how it feels.
>>221980572I know, but that didnt stop them from retconing it in the show
>>221980509D&D brainrot
>>221978234>texts you in Spanish>everything is spelled wrong>some of the words aren't even Spanish
>>221980572Dragons have never taken a rider when they already have one so Seasmoke accepting Addam means he died offscreen. Unless they changed it but that means Joffrey can fly Syrax and just burn the Shepherd's mob, Storming of the Dragonpit never happens and 'Nyra rules happily for 30 years.
>>221980654I hate to break it to you champ but the Shepherd isn't appearing in the show
>>221980615Yeah. It's in Dornish. When did I lose you?
FAFO
>>221979921This show is so altshiftx core I'm not even suprised he likes it beyond just living in symbiosis with HBO. I wouldn't be suprised if it's made by people who've only seen GoT and his videos.>dude let's mention wacky mysterious crap from awoiaf! And just put green men in there, they got mentioned once!It's like making a medieval story and someone starts talking about the torso-faced people in Africa. Terrible writers.
It's easy to hate the nobles, but do you have the courage to hate the smallfolk?
>>221980694it looks like he gained 20 pounds in between shots wtf
>>221980694People saw this and said it was as good as early GoT (and weren't even in the minority)
WHEN WILL THE FEMALE CHARACTERS GET NUDE IN THIS GAY FUCKING SHOW
>>221980743It's just flesh anon.
>>221980743No nudity. You will get depictions of attempted rape and like it
>>221980760God I wish I was Gendry so much, Melisandre is so fucking sexy
>>221978195when are we going to get to see daeron's feet?
>>221980771>No nudity
>>221980760>the actor for Davos when they were doing the shadow baby scene, being convinced that Carice would wear a prosthetic also assumed her breasts would be fake too>seeing them he said ''those look nice''>Carice responded ''thanks, they're mine''
>>221980797is this achievable natty
>>221980533>*Teaches your kids Dornish native cultural dance*
>>221980533Stone Dornish women be like
>>221980866>one of oberyn kids its actually a fucking aryankek the show fucking sucks
>>221980743We didn't know how good we had it back then.https://h.uguu.se/lsRCxlts.jpg
>>221980797routine?
>>221980922fuck mom x F
>>221980811In R'hllor we trust
>>221980922>3 sets of Kiss Mommy>2 sets of rape sister>4 sets of kill brother>6 sets of get stabbed by a random peasant>1 last set of cry to witch gf>no leg days>diet consisting entirely of TAOOBA
>>221980797Guy needs to do more arms and shoulders and eat more chicken
>>221980960>stabbed by a random peasantIt wasn't a random peasant it was one of the Strong nobles.
>>221980993All without the blood of the dragon are peasants
>>221980694Probably second stupidest scene in the series, should've killed him another tourney. Everyone loves a tourney
>>221980811>Carice responded ''thanks, they're mine''
>>221981008I dont care what anyone sayspurple eyes look fucking retardedthey look alright in drawingsfor real life adaptation you need to make them darker otherwise it looks uncanny
>”before Daenerys”Like she’s some fucking god lmao.
Who is the Stannis equivalent in HOTD
>>221981151daenerys birthing dragons was the most important event in centuries
>>221981085I don't think they need to necessarily be darker, just less saturated than that pic. Also, believably mistaken for blue since that's a plot point.
>>221981177She birthed dragons, two of which got killed by a zombie and an evil queen lmao. And then she burns down king’s landing like a retard lmao.
>>221981151>>221981177Daenerys Kitchenborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Size, the UnBurnt, Queen of McDonalds, Queen of the Dressing and Cheesy Potatoes and the Fist Bakers, Caloressi of the Great Cola Sea, Breaker of Crab Legs, and Mother of Burgers.
>>221981085Valyrians are the elves of Martin's world. They SHOULD look uncanny. They're incestuous aliens, after all. But in the show they're average Detroitians with white dreadlocks. Sad!
>>221981217>And then she burns down king’s landing like a retard lmao.And that's a good thing!
>>221981194>believably mistaken for blue since that's a plot point.QUAITHE ISNT ASHARA
>>221978312>>221980292I like how you left Alys and Aemond out. They only belong to each other.
>>221981218Based.
>>221981238I'm obviously talking about Young Griff. Idk if it's also a plot point for Egg as well, I think his eyes were very dark or something.
>>221981218>>221981248
HotD is missing something.
>>221981151Could’ve said “before the War of the Five Kings”, but I guess it’s not as recognisable
Women vs Men showing grief.
>>221979269THEY ARE BASTARDS
>>221978527Rhaenyra basically raped Cole by abusing her authority over him.
>>221981304She unironically looked so much better with short hair. She looked so evil and cunty.
>>221981276>>221981194has she died from her brain tumor yet?
>>221981151Those are literally her ancestorsIt wouldn't have made much sense to say "172 years before Littlefinger"
>>221981323>>221981357Cersei still holds the crown for Biggest Retard
>>221981151>>221981177Daenerys is the most important Targaryen to ever live, only rivaled by the Conqueror himself. I say this as a Targ hater
>>221981238Quaithe is Tyrek Lannister
>>221981248>>221981301season 6 Dany when Emilia was at her heaviest was also the hottest she was in the entire show. Would breed endlessly
>>221981357noone says this
>>221981376So important that she completely failed at becoming Queen just because she chomped out and got herself killed. Instead, that whore Cersei will be known as the first ever ruling Queen just because Daenerys was a retard.
>>221981323Cersei cried when Joffrey and Myrcella died. By the time Tommen killed himself she had no more tears to shed and had hardened herself from her grief. You know, kind of like what people said Rhaenyra was gonna do after Jace died but instead she just keeps being a doormat Mary sue
>>221981151Frankly I'm surprised they didn't call her khaleesi.This was HBO trying to shore up the franchise they killed by referencing the character with most name recognition.
>>221981391she was never seen ahorse
>>221980533for me its the milf with big titties.
>>221978234I like how you have to resort posting here because everytime you make a thread about this girl no one replies but you
>>221981224Purple looks stupid, having grey silvery eyes would have been better
>>221981437Try sticking a sugar cube beneath her mask.
>>221981476That would make them look like weepy washed out halfwits.
>>221981224It works with Aegon because he is cute.
>>221981420fuuuuuckkkk
>>221981514People have grey eyes irl and it looks normal.
>>221981476Gray eyes is already the Stark thing. Targs can have red eyes because dragons or something.
>>221980691no se
>>221981550Most of them aren't incredibly pale and born with white hair.
>>221981243I will NOT have sex with the traitorous wanna-be kingslayer until he apologizes.
>>221981357I love season 8 Cersei's look, after five years of her wearing almost nothing but black I loved her finally wearing the crimson gown of a Lannister Queen
>>221981357>stares at you smugly, drunkly.
>>221978527>they simply like this narrative?yepit's that simpleremember, tv shows have to be written so a person with an IQ of 70 can follow
>>221981085Subtle but make them glow when the character is angry
>>221981276It is, iirc the two eye scenes are written very similarly.
>>221981085>you need to make them darker otherwise it looks uncannyWell there you go anon, you found the solution.
>>221978234based dorneposter
Thoughts on the First Men?
>>221981576Her season 7 look was kino as well. She looked so hot and evil.
>>221978234Why didn't Aegon the Conqueror try to convince the Yronwoods or Daynes to betray the Martells?
>>221981425>Instead, that whore Cersei will be known as the first ever ruling Queen just because Daenerys was a retard.I think she would've been either way, just by going by Maegor / Aegon II rules. You can't have a stretch of time with no ruling monarch. It's more retarded that noone else declared himself the monarch since literally anyone has as much of a claim as Cersei does.
>>221979639Androw Farman was being used by Jaehaerys to get rid of Rhaena. This is so obvious, it shouldn't even be considered a theory. Androw has no knowledge of poisons, no funds to buy the very expensive tears of Lys, and no contacts to acquire it even if he had the money.
>>221981856>The practice is an ancient one, believed to be ten thousand years old. It was begun by the First Men of the Dawn Age, who only followed strength and bravery. It was considered a blessing for a warlord or hero to bestow his seed upon a bride on her wedding night, and if a child came of such a coupling, the husband would have the honor of raising the hero's offspring.
Do you think Cersei will become Queen in the books?
>>221981938No, she only became queen because D&D were averse to introducing new characters.
>>221981856based
>>221981856>and thirdly! the compulsory of all adult male knees!>not for the trueborn First man the bony angular knee of the Valyrian so called royal!>not for him the puffy knee of the undesirable Andal element!>the First man knee is muscular, the First man knee is on the march!
>>221978363A man after my own heart. The girl they had playing YAlicent was unspeakably hot, with those pillow lips of hers>More sons, Your Grace?Cooke was also pretty hot, shame she looks like a weird cow now.
>>221982041Why did they make the Hightowers aura-mog the Targaryens so hard?
>>221981856lmao rainbow homo
>>221979233He's good and his scenes with Gwayne are the one of the few remaining glimmers of hope about this midden of a show
>>221980198>What do I look like, your high school girlfriend? Five fingers, no waiting?
Where are Otto's other sons? They mentioned Gwayne being his youngest.
>>221981906It didn't work though, what made Rhaena leave Dragonstone was Aerea taking Balerion which wasn't something that could be planned for unless you have Bat-deduction.
>>221981420Impressively mannish. No wonder Bobby was so miserable
>Rhaenyra is offering Harrenhal to anyone who kills Aemond and brings her his head>Aemond is literally her captive and she wants Harrenhal>Doesnt kill AemondIs she stupid?
>>221982395yes
>>221982395This fucking whore doesn’t even have witch powers does she?
>>221982395She likes Aemond.
>>221982435ofc not he is literally taking credit for the greenseer and blood raven powers
>>221982395What would you have her do?
>>221982517I’d have her do this:*unzips*
>>221982395she understands that being a mommy gf is a serious responsibility
>>221981938>bookslol. lmao even.
>>221982304>>It didn't work thoughYeah, because Androw decided to kill all her friends before her. But there's no plausible way he could have acquired the Tears without the backing of someone with the knowledge and means to buy them plus reason to want someone near to Androw dead.
>>221982395It's stupid that her objective is Harrenhal to begin withShe should be chasing some fuckass prophecy and brainwashing Aemond into it
>>221982610To be honest if there was a conspiracy the one behind it was probably some richfag from Essosi who heard the Sealord bought some dragon eggs, realized that Dragonstone was full of them and there was only one dragonrider there.
i think alicent might be the worst mother ever depicted in a movie or tv show, if we dont count the intentionally cartoonishly evil ones
>>221982610>But there's no plausible way he could have acquired the TearsVisenya would absolutely have kept a stash of poisons on Dragonstone along with assorted arcane apparatus.Farman probably stumbled on her lab while looking for somewhere to play warhammer with himself.
>>221982634We don't know just Harrenhal is everything she wants, after the Dance she has Harrenhal, a son with Targ blood and possibly undead Caraxes too but obviously she is not going to ask Daemon for a dragon.
>>221982707it's weird watching her go from a MAGA stereotype in season 1 to ultra pro-choice now
>>221982753I'm woke, but I don't like how she randomly goes "Haven't we women suffered enough injustices at the hands of men?" or whatever, not because of ideological reasons, it just feels heavy handed and completely out of place both for the time period and the character.
>>221980529season 1 bran is icsh
>>221981856Topkek.
Dunk grabs Aerion’s waist and flips them without preamble, bucking up his hips to get Aerion situated correctly. Aerion squeezes his thighs around Dunk’s waist in warning though for what, Dunk cannot tell. Every movement of Aerion’s is a warning to the point where they become background noise.He’s not surprised Aerion wants to rush. Both of them have been aroused for days, painfully so. It’s just a shame he can’t taste Aerion properly before they get to this part.—that is a dangerous thought. He can't get so greedy over a man who made his blood boil mere days ago, Dunk tells himself. But to see Aerion naked and rising to his knees, chest rising and falling rapidly as he reaches back for Dunk, is something else.“Go slow.” Dunk’s warning curls into a whimper as Aerion wraps a hand around him. Aerion rolls his eyes.“Shut up,” Aerion suggests as he lines the two of them up. “Let’s get this over with.”Dunk had felt a degree of fulfillment on the field, pulling Aerion’s helmet off and walloping him. It’s somehow more gratifying to see Aerion suck in a sharp breath the instant they connect, the blush on his face spreading to his chest and his shoulders as rapid as a flame. Warmth spreads in Dunk’s chest. It’s been quite some time since he’s had the spark of pleasure that comes with first pressing into someone. Dunk chews his bottom lips and settles his hands on Aerion’s hips, eager to help. Pushing his hips up, Dunk sinks further into the wet heat, his exhales laboured.They both exhale some variant of “fuck” at the same time. Aerion’s head drops between his shoulders and his brow pinches as he tries to take more of Dunk but he’s tight, maybe even too tight, no matter how much his body wants to be filled.
>>221982920Let me—” Dunk says, rolling his hips up. He manages to seat himself a margin further but Aerion remains difficult. Dunk should have been allowed to touch him more, he thinks, really work him open before they did this. “Maybe if you relax—”“I’m trying to, you stupid—oh fuck,” Aerion snips and tries to lift up by a fraction, then drops down again. They let out twin groans and Dunk doesn’t know how much more of it he can take. He likes the heat of Aerion’s body and the way it’s dwarfed against his own. He likes that Aerion still wears the marks of being bested in battle. He likes the tiny whimpers that fall from Aerion’s lips as he struggles to make Dunk fit.It’s overwhelming. He needs more and at this rate, it’ll be dawn before he’s even fully seated let alone sated.“My lord,” Dunk calls and Aerion’s eyes snap to his.Immediately, the other man can tell what he’s thinking and Dunk ignores the indignant threats as he sits up. They’re close, all of a sudden, and Aerion tries to draw back but Dunk cups the back of his head and pulls him into the crook of his neck.“What are you doing?” Aerion asks, breathing ragged and pauses. Then he buries his nose in and inhales, distracted enough by the scent that Dunk easily picks up one of Aerion’s arms and swings it over his shoulder.He wraps his own arm around Aerion, spanning his waist and gripping onto a thigh as teeth begin to skim across the cords of his neck. Dunk circles his other hand around himself to keep them steady where they’re connected. By the time Dunk starts carefully shifting them, moving onto his knees, Aerion is biting him, chasing the taste of his scent. A moan reverberates against Dunk’s skin as he tries to fuck in slow, deep.
>>221982727Maybe, but Androw was retarded and not even literate. It's hard to believe he'd be able to figure out what he was looking at even if he stumbled into some kind of secret witch lab.
>>221982707Elizabeth Jennings from The Americans™ is worse, IMO.
>>221982940Aerion’s body gives easier this way. They both can feel it and Dunk manages to make it in halfway. Sweat beads at Aerion’s temples and Dunk bites down the urge to lick a drop up. Still—“Aren’t you in heat?” Dunk grunts, giving a testing thrust up with his hips. It’s sharper than he intends and Aerion’s eyes start to roll back in his head.“I’ll hang you when this is done,” Aerion mumbles, words breaking in pitch. Dunk gives an honest laugh at that which gets Aerion more incensed.“Move your hips,” Dunk says and Aerion scoffs. “Like you’re—”“I’m not some virgin you can—fuck,” Aerion moans as Dunk shifts and cants his hips upwards in an attempt to see if there’s more leverage. It’s a very precise form of torture, where Aerion is so wet and the current of his scent so strong that Dunk’s head spins, but through sheer stubborn will, Aerion’s body won’t make way. Dunk’s surrounded by the heat and it aches that he’s yet to completely sheathe himself in it.“Let me in,” Dunk says, voice lower and firm. Aerion pulls harsh on Dunk’s hair.“I’m trying,” Aerion retorts, teeth grinding. “You are sized unreasonably.”Between them, Aerion drips. He’s so hard it looks painful. Aerion’s threat hangs clear in his head but Dunk can’t bring himself to care anymore. He’ll go mad if they continue at this pace.“Hold on,” he says, lifting Aerion off completely.“Huh—no, no, where are you—” Aerion starts then yelps in surprise as Dunk upends them once more, dumping Aerion onto the mattress. Before Aerion can say anything, Dunk grabs both his ankles and tosses them over one shoulder, folding Aerion in half as he bears down on him. He enjoys the sight: Aerion, flushed red and wanting. Aerion, yielding. Then Dunk fucks in and god there’s so much more give this way.
>it's a sperg anon starts pasting paragraphs in the dead thread episode
>>221982962Aerion goes slack-jawed, complaints forgotten as Dunk buries himself to the hilt and mutters, “There we go.”Dunk gives Aerion a fleeting moment to adjust before he withdraws, thrusts forward again. Aerion curses, curls one hand into the sheets and one around Dunk’s wrist as Dunk starts to move in earnest. It’s a steady pace he sets, the bed creaking rhythmically beneath them.He groans, low, chasing the heat. Now that they’ve made it fit, now that he can feel Aerion down to the root, Dunk’s head swims in the pleasure. It’s better, much better this way. He’s not the only one who thinks so.Aerion sucks his bottom lip between his teeth, trying to hold back his moans. They come out as whimpers instead as he digs his fingers into the thin skin of Dunk’s wrist, pressing harsh into a bruise. Sharp pain shoots up Dunk’s forearm, spurring him on to pick up his pace.He watches Aerion’s face, watches him pant. There’s a thin red line on Aerion’s lip from where it’s been healed and Dunk wants to taste it. It’s a recipe for getting his face torn off so he turns his head, bites one of Aerion’s calves instead as he continues to move. Pleasure spreads through his thighs, his belly, his chest, lust shaping into a beast within him that spurs him on.Heat rises between them, turning the room sweltering.
>>221982955if I was her husband she wouldn't need to shower because I would lick every square inch of her body clean on commandespecially her ass
>>221982905Season 8 Bran sniffs bike seats outside the local parish house during bingo night.
>>221982707She’s easily the worst character to watch for me at this point, like I genuinely can’t into it after she just wants to murder all her kids and grandkids.
>>221982983Aerion’s scent thickens further as he tries to back bite sounds and fails. Little noises punch out of him, pitched high and sweeter than anything Dunk expected out of the wretch. Everything in Dunk wants to lean down and lay claim to the bastard’s reddened lips. He snaps his hips harder, trying to ignore the foolish thought of it, tries instead to reach deeper. Dunk angles and then re-angles again and again with each thrust until Aerion’s eyes fly wide open. Smug satisfaction floods his veins and Dunk makes sure to fuck into the same spot every time and then Aerion is arching, trying to twist away as he comes with a loud cry that rips through the air.Finally. Dunk works them through it relentlessly as Aerion spills all over himself. He bites his lip, brow pinching. Sweat drips down his back as Dunk rolls his hips in as deep as he can go, jostling an over-sensitive Aerion.But as much as his body draws tight, as much as the simmering heat has turned into a fire within him, it’s still not enough for Dunk. And if it’s not enough for him, it won’t be enough to break Aerion’s heat. Dunk slows down.“Isn’t it—” Aerion clenches his teeth. He’s still half-hard and so wet, Dunk wonders how they stayed apart for as long as they did. “You’re still—fuck, if you stop I’ll—”“Kill me, yeah,” Dunk cuts him off and ignores Aerion’s glare. He feels the same frustration he sees on Aerion’s face. He’s close, teetering on the edge, but unable to fall over. Dunk chews his lip as he slows to a stop, debating if his next words will be worth his head. “This would be better if we mounted the way beasts do.”Aerion does not try to claw at him, nor does he lash out. Instead he frowns, pouts really but Dunk vanquishes the thought lest he accidentally say it out loud and actually earn his death sentence. Desire rests across Aerion’s face like a gossamer veil, turning his face from that of an arrogant prince to a needy lover.
>>221982985This was after she infiltrated a US Army bioweapons lab.
>>221983004“I’m not some stupid beast,” Aerion says. The soft pink of his tongue parts briefly as he licks his lips and Dunk feels Aerion tighten around him. He raises his eyebrows.“Do you not go around claiming to be a dragon?” Dunk says as he pulls out completely, letting Aerion’s legs drop to the side. He hisses, missing the heat already, dripping onto the sheets. But the image of his own suggestion is now seared into his brain. Dunk is nothing if not determined. “It’ll be more comfortable for you.”Aerion says something but Dunk doesn’t catch it, already turning him over onto his belly and hitching his hips up. It pleases him that the back of Aerion’s thighs are reddened already, pleases him more to see Aerion try to prop himself up onto his palms but falling back on his elbows as soon as Dunk starts to press into him again. It pleases him most that this time, he seats himself in one slide.Dunk reaches forward and grabs a pillow, nudging it towards Aerion. Aerion has the temerity to throw him a beleaguered look over his shoulder. Dunk shrugs. He withdraws partially and pauses, looking down at Aerion.Dunk understands now why Aerion did not want to lay beneath him. The heady sense of power that rushes through him at the sight of the smaller, prone body is enough to humiliate anyone who inspires it, let alone a prince.“Are you going to move?” Aerion complains and Dunk ducks down, sliding in by a fraction as he hovers near Aerion’s face.Dunk studies Aerion for a moment. Aerion’s eyes are rimmed red and his lips are spit-slick from how much he’s bitten them. He's still panting and he narrows his eyes. “What the hell do you want?”Heat makes many men stupid.
>>221983029Aerion’s pretty, Dunk thinks, in a way he’s not quite noticed before. Given, most of their interactions centered around violence, most recently directed to each other, but Aerion is pretty. Dunk doesn’t answer Aerion. Instead he leans in and captures Aerion in a kiss.Immediately, teeth dig sharp into his lower lip. Dunk tries to tug away but Aerion doesn’t let him and then they’re sliding their tongues together in an approximation of a kiss. The hunger deepens and they moan into each other’s mouths, the vibrations of it reaching their bones. Dunk starts to move again as he licks into Aerion’s mouth and the kiss stutters. Aerion pants against him and Dunk sucks on his lip, runs his tongue over the healing cut as he thrusts. Aerion whines, a high pitched thing and then he suddenly seems to come to his senses. He jerks his head back, tries to spit at Dunk and calls him a lowborn bastard.Dunk doesn’t falter.He sits back on his haunches and flattens a palm against the back of Aerion’s head, shoving it into the pillow. Aerion presses back against him and Dunk holds him by his hip with his other hand. His fingers dig deep into Aerion’s flesh as he takes him once more. He’s not as benevolent this time, setting a merciless rhythm, fucking hard into Aerion like he’s trying to reach his throat.He could in this position, Dunk thinks, and turns the pace bruising.The headboard taps rapidly against the wall and the sounds Aerion muffles into the pillow get louder and louder. Dunk curls his fingers into his hair and yanks Aerion’s head up, allowing him nowhere to hide his sounds, his curses, his pleas for more that he can’t bite back anymore as he gets screwed out of his mind.
>>221983046Aerion draws taut like a bow underneath, his back a rigid arch and he lets out a cry. He comes, maybe. Dunk’s too overtaken by the primal urge to claim so he keeps fucking Aerion as his own release starts to build. The legs of the bed scrape against the floor and one of the canopy curtains come undone, falling open as Aerion claws at the sheets, rolling his hips back to meet Dunk.Dunk drops down, laying flat against Aerion’s back without a pause in his movement, pressing their sweat-slick bodies together. He snakes an arm under Aerion’s shoulders, trapping him and leaving him no choice but to get fucked into the mattress. Aerion lifts his head, twists, and this time it’s less a kiss and more of a filthy slide of their tongues against each other. Dunk drinks it in as Aerion whines into his mouth, broken and sweet, body submitting so well that Dunk could sink in for an eternity.He’s close. Dunk breaks off the kiss and buries his face against Aerion’s neck, licking at the bite mark. Fingers dig into his hair. Aerion clings onto him as Dunk’s movements turn frantic and Dunk closes his lips over the marred skin. He sucks on it and tips over in his pleasure, Aerion’s moan melting into his own as he swells and knots him.His world spins.Dunk groans, grinding forward, unable to see straight as he at last claims Aerion fully, spilling into him. He pants and bites down, bruising Aerion anew. His vision blurs and he aches in a delicious way as the tension releases, flooding him with pleasure. Dunk presses his body hard against Aerion’s, determined to fuse as his hips twitch, determined to get every drop in. Their bodies are entirely congruent and the self-satisfaction that blooms in him is indescribable.Dunk’s head grows light, clearer than it has felt in days. But not completely.
seems i'm the only one reportingi'm out lmao
This is worse than the gookshill in WEBM threads.
>>221983046He has half a mind through his own finish to reach underneath them both and stroke Aerion. Aerion shifts back against him, moving against his lap as Dunk strokes him, squeezes him. He comes all over Dunk’s hand with a haggard cry and a shudder and Dunk eventually manages to slow down, his heart still thundering in his ears.They lay there for a few moments, Dunk on top of Aerion, bodies locked together. Dunk closes his eyes, noses along the crook of Aerion’s neck and inhales his scent. The embers of it settle into his veins and though his heart is starting to calm down, Dunk knows it’s not the end.After a time, he decides to show some mercy and roll them onto their sides, biting back a groan at the new friction. Dunk keeps his arm wrapped around Aerion and surprisingly, a very pliant Aerion permits it. To be fair, it’s not like either of them have many options at hand.“Passable,” Aerion pants and Dunk nips at his ear in a weak reprimand. He hides his smile, because that may as well have been a glowing review from the man.Just as well, because when it comes time for Dunk to slip out, the heat hasn’t quite left Aerion yet and he straddles Dunk, this time determined to ride him like a charger. Dunk manages to stake his claim repeatedly, each joining as frantic as the last, Aerion’s scent overpowered by his own. Near the end, Dunk’s sure Aerion’s heat has been completely fucked out of him and that he himself is utterly spent, but Aerion looks up at him with a dazed yet haughty expression that has him hard again. No words are exchanged, but there is an understanding.So even though it has passed, even though Dunk’s finished his claim, he takes Aerion again and again until dawn creeps through the windows.
>>221983023i bet she was really sweaty after that, even better
>>221983099robert mogs jamieedd mogs carl because he has a fucking armor
>>221982953In my elaborate headcanon he wrecked a load of priceless grimoires and artifacts from Valyria in a comedic manner and at the end of it all pocketed a vial marked with a skull and crossbones for later use, but not before giving serious thought to drinking it.
>>221983087what are you classifying it as? spam?
>>221983099jaime wins singlehandedly (heh)
>>221983095Sounds like you need a beer, Anon. Can I come in?
>>221983114>not before giving serious thought to drinking it.More than likely, considering he was a drunk.
>>221982965>>221983087>>221983089>>221983119Dunkaerion lives forever.Fuck all of you.
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>>221983185damn she walled hard
>>221983301>mother-daughter maid combojust like in my fantasies
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>>221983301Didn't understand why they didn't just rush Mysaria. It's two against one. Helaena's guaranteed to be a biter. There wasn't a guard in sight just an asian woman looking smug
>>221983301h-hot. can you really blame aemond for raping them?
>>221983185Wouldn't want to apply scientific measuring to her knees.As long as one draws breath one will march ever onward, steely-eyed and determined, in the opposite direction of Kiernan Bogka.
>>221983301Beautiful
>>221983383While Orwyle stands in the corner remaking how girls really do get it done.
>>221983383helaena has retard strenght. she could have knocked her out
This weeks episode was better than last weeks but alicent / mysaria scenes are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo painful bros
Is rapeposting alive and well?
>>221983383>Helaena's guaranteed to be a bitergood to know, I'll make sure to knock her teeth out first before shoving my cock in her mouth
>>221983301They should have had Alicent escape with Haelaena and done that Sopranos bit where Vito runs away and tries to start a new life and spends one single day working a normal job and cracks, running back to beg for his old life back. Like what the fuck is her plan here? escape and go where? she can't go back to Oldtown, surely her family knows she sold them out at this point. Go find some village to live in? the peasants are gonna clock a noblewoman in a heartbeat just from her general health and demeanor.Go be Septas and join some women's covenant? that would actually be reasonable, but in that case why sneak around? just ask Rhea, she'd probably be fine with it
>>221978234do the dornish practice horse archery?
Poor Gwayne trying to be friends and bros with Criston and Cole just doesn't give a shit
>>221983576Only Gwayne can save hotd
House of the Dragon? 2x speed, 2.5 for particularly bad scenes.
>tfw rhaerhae took over kl weeks ago and all 3 of your s*ns are still aliveat least she killed her dad but that wasnt the deal
>>221983627HELAAAAAAAAEEENAAAAAAAA KILL YOUR BABY IT MIGHT BE A S*********N!!!!!!!!!! DRINK THE MOON TEA
>>221983600>particularly bad scenes.(this applies to most of the show)
bighelaenamilkies
>”at least she’s not an evil stepmother like In the books!”Is there something wrong with evil stepmother characters? Sounds way better than the shit we got
>>221983454So does Mysaria.
You just KNOW
>>221983708Book Alicent is kino. We were so fucking robbed it's unreal>mayhaps the whore will die in childbirth>bastard blood, shed at war!
>>221981476Starks have the claim on grey/silvery eyes because they are based, Valyrians get the sissy purple eyes because they are sheepherding peasants whose only claim to power is a willingness to perform blood magic that disgusted civilized people
>>221983708Being an evil mother to your own children is much more progressive.
>>221983733What could have been
>>221983708reminder that alicent decided to have her sons, brother, father and lover killed because aemond kicked her off the small council and told her to go back to the kitchen lmao
>>221983749>good two-shoes mary sue house>basedewwwwwww
>>221983796it was necessary
>>221983775We were STARTING to get that kino Alicent all the way up to Driftmark and then after that they took my cutthroat bitchfu behind the shed and shot her.
>She sounded so cocky that Catelyn had to smile. "Do you have a name, child?">"Mya Stone, if it please you, my lady," the girl said.>It did not please her; it was an effort for Catelyn to keep the smile on her faceCatelyn when a filthy BASTID tricks her into liking her, truly creatures born devious
>>221983864>Rhaenyra casually talks about her half-brother, one of the blood royal, being tortured>Alicent is somehow in the wrong for protesting itseason 1 had some good moments
>>221983841>goody two-shoes>until the recent cucked generations their tradition was hanging defeated enemies from weirwood trees by their guts while still alive, then "taking their daughters as prizes"Ned and Robb really destroyed the Starks reputation. Jon, Arya, and Rickon will RTVRN to tradition and genocide all souf cucks
>>221983868>"You are a bastid. A mule-fooking, valeman bastid.
>>221983949>recent cucked generationsdidn't they stop human sacrifices like, over 1000 years ago?
>bastids = bad>true born sons = goodsimple as
>>221983999but it's not a bastards fault they're a bastard, and there are good people who are bastards
>>221983868>BASTARDS everywhere>ill-begotten spawn of lust hiding behind every pebble
>>221984073>>221984073>>221984073>>221984073>>221984073
>>221983949its because ned wasnt raised in the norf, he was raised in the vale by some goodie two shoes cuck. he never should have ruled, he was a weak second son
>>221983987they were still practicing the First Night in the Norf until bitch queen Alysanne and Jae the cucked demanded they stop. Based Roose still does it and killed Robb because he was a glorified southerner
>>221978556>brown curly haired bitch in the lasttf
