Young Wolf editionPrevious >>221978195
reminder that the weirwood trees are EVIL and are trying to mind control youDorneCHADS are lucky since weirwood cant grow in the desert
>>221984101monke raped cole. alicent groomed viserys.
>Renly offered me a peach. At our parley. Mocked me, defied me, threatened me, and offered me a peach. I thought he was drawing a blade and went for mine own. Was that his purpose, to make me show fear? Or was it one of his pointless jests? When he spoke of how sweet the peach was, did his words have some hidden meaning?">The king gave a shake of his head, like a dog shaking a rabbit to snap its neck. "Only Renly could vex me so with a piece of fruit. He brought his doom on himself with his treason, but I did love him, Davos. I know that now. I swear, I will always harden thinking of my brother's peach.
>>221984114It can and weirdwood grow in essos
>>221984073SEX WITH ALYSANNE
>>221984148jesus... then nowhere is safe from those SHITTY evil TREES
>>221984146>He brought his doom on himself with his treasonIt was just a peach bro
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
which targaryen has the cutest feet?
>>221984165Only the old gods can save us from the othersThe seven cucks are foreign, fake gods
>>221984154>kills Cole
>>221984146>Only Renly could vex me so with a piece of fruitwas he referring to Renly or the peach?
>>221984154i assume willem was her brother. shouldnt she be angry at daemon and oscar for killing him? she seemed rather cheerful
>>221984245It's weird Daemon killed that guy instead of using the real story
>Do keep trying, Ser Laenor. Soon or late, you may successfully cum in Rhaenyra's pussy and finally make a quadroon you AIDS ridden faggot nigger. What the fuck I mean what the FUCK did she mean by this?????
>>221984245You're gonna lose your mind before trying to understand HOTD shit writers
Fuck Frey girls.
>>221984245The writers of this shitshow have a shorter attention span than a goldfish, don't bother.
>>221984204rhaenys, daughter of rhaegar
>>221984101People say Daemon is a pedo, but nobody says Cole is a pedo when he fucked 16 year old Nyra?
>>221984338Rhaenys, sister of Aegon. The ultimate Targ waifu.
>>221984369how do you think hers compared to visenya's feet?
>>221984073>let your cunt mom drive your brother to the wall>let yourself get dragged into a pointless southern war before a long winter, instead of trading for your sisters and bailing>trust an ironborn>trust a bolton>ignore the watch saying a huge wildling army is going to invade the North>first Stark ever to lose Winterfell>first Stark ever to lose Moat Cailin>blow a marriage oath to marry a girl sworn to your enemy>execute an ally and lose half your remaining army instead of just holding him hostage or sending him to the Wall>if Jon hadn't held the Wall, every noble family in the North would have been killed/captured by wildlingsno character in GOT deserved death more, Robb is a fucking loser
>>221984341People say abusing a superior hierarchical position to have sex with someone is rape, but nobody says Cole was raped by Rhaenyra.
>>221984154Cregan: What if I ask you for your maidenhead, my lady?Alysanne: I cannot give you what I do not have, my lord. I lost my maidenhead in the saddle when I was three-and-ten.Cregan: Some would say that you squandered on a horse a gift that by rights should have belonged to your future husband.
>>221984447Cole wanted hot monkey sex
>>221984278I actually had enough foresight to dislike HotD since as far back as season 1, but man the whiplash from this to current shit is noticeable. Why these retards thought that every character grouped under "green" in the books needs to have their own agenda incompatible with everyone else is beyond me. I mean there literally is no green faction at all, and that's on top of George's stupid favoritism making the riverlands win every engagement against all odds.I'm almost looking forward to the Baratheon character assasination next episode. It's like they couldn't have left a scene they adapted passibly well in s1 alone and just HAD to draw him back into the plot before his time.
>>221984073egg is icsh
>>221984286>Amerei was discovered in the stables of the Twins having sex with three grooms at the same time>Gatehouse Ami, gods be good. I couldn't believe that Lancel picked that one. What's wrong with that boy?>Lady Amerei's mother is a Darry. Our uncle thought she'd help Lancel win the Darry smallfolk>How, by fucking them? You know why they call her Gatehouse Ami? She raises her portcullis for every knight who happens by. Lancel had best find an armorer to make him a horned helmfor me, it's gatehouse ami. A true southern slag in it for the love of the game
>>221984216the old gods are made up by those EVIL FUCKING TREES because they want you to feed them bloodfuck you TREE, I know your game, and I will finish what the ANDALBVLLS started and burn YOU ALL to the ground
>>221984549Based Lancel join the warriors son instead of touching this whore
>>221984549>Lancel had best find an armorer to make him a horned helmCan't he just have one of Robert's taken out of storage?
>Go home, pup, and tell the bitch your mother that the Lord of Storm's End is not a dog that she can whistle up at need to set against her foes.Condal and Hess ruined this funny dog-centric line from the book because they experience severe emotional pain whenever Rhaenyra is demeaned. Mark Addy's reading of that line mogs the fuck out of the show version too.
>>221984146Book Renly is so much better than the one we got in the show.
>Sunset found her getting raped in the grass, rapefully. Every rape was more rapeful than the one before, and smelled rapier. By the time the moon came up she was the raped.
>>221984445all he needed was a good BACKHAND from Bobby B, because Ned was too much of a BITCH to do it
>>221984146Gurm is good at doing this, writing mysterious and open ended stuff with no meaning.There is no explanation behind the offered fruit, but it's captivating, like Aerea Targaryen mysterious fate.He probably realized that himself and doesn't intend to finish asoiaf, because that would be better than anything he could write to conclude the story.
>>221984633woah... deep...
Can anyone explain (without becoming hysterical) why the Kingsguard would lock the Queen in her quarters against her wishes merely on the behest of her son who is only a prince?
They should just say fuck it and start adapting Feast and Dance plotlines into HoTD. Who cares anymore. Bring in Darkstar
>>221984655>mysteriousShe became a living host for demons
>>221984670Bad writers.
>>221984670Clearly you've never dealt with a woman mid-psychotic break
>>221984687>bring in darkstarDarkstorm will make his debut next episode
>who am I raping?
>>221984721>GOT: Rape treated like a horrific war crime >HOTD: Rape is just something people do casuallyWhat happened
>>221984670Because they want to be greens but are being pressured into being blacks by their families and shit. NOBODY actually thinks women should rule, but they have to bite the bullet because of oath autism
>>221984670she was close to her period and irrational. he had no choice. i mean she became histerical, imagine if that happens in the middle of a battle
>>221984687Darkstar is too good for this shit.
>>221984720The darkstorm will explode from the darkstar.
>>221984670Well, I know that I couldn't because it doesn't make any sense at all, but some asoiaf-tubers have said it's "a clever take on Jaime's dylemma". Which refers to the time Jaime couldn't do anything as Aerys was raping his wife since he's at the top of the hierarchy and the one he's directly sworn to. As to how that related to a kingsguard commiting treason to obey a prince I have absolutely no fucking idea. The guy just completely breaks the chain of command for a guy who he's not beholdened to in this circumstance based on a faulty argument (if his job is "keeping the royals safe" then he should've locked Jace up too)
>Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night.
>>221984687They already are. We got Temu Jon Connington and Aegon for literally no resson whatsoever.
>>221984341Anon, beside the fact that George love to write about kids having sex with adults, it's a medieval setting, girls are considered good to go as soon as they have their first period.
The Dance of Dragons was supposed to be the point where everyone realises the power of dragons is overrated. Yet this tranny, on a moving ship, one shots a dragon like it's absolutely nothing.
>>221984655>>221984690>demonsis that what actually lives in the Ruins of Valyria now? reading about her death was fucked, she was only 13 when she got on Balerion and disappearedthat Maester having to try and fix that must have been terrified
>>221984854So...she one shots a dragon like its nothing...thus proving the power of dragons is overrated?
>>221984073If the 6th book ever get released (it wont) It would be really nice if George explore more of the Dreadfort. Im a sucker for dark fantasy shit. Also, pale skin vampire bolton mommies dressed in pink doing daily ASMR
>>221984670oath loophole where he did it to protect her from going into battle. If only Aerys kingsguards had a similar IQ, they should have locked his ass in a padded room instead of standing around and jerking off while he burned the Starks alive and guaranteed a massive war
>>221984887Dragon fire is radioactive. This is strongly implied in the books.The “volcanos” of Valyria were magical nuclear reactors, generated by the fire wyrms. Every atom of dragonfire is like an arrow, traveling at nearly the speed of light, penetrating nearly everything in its path: woods, metal, stone, flesh. Every gram of dragonfire holds over a billion trillion of these arrows. That’s in one gram. Winds will carry radioactive particles across the entire continent, rain will bring them down on us. That’s three million billion trillion arrows in the air we breathe, the water we drink, the food we eat. Most of these arrows won’t stop loosing for 50,000 years...Valyria is a radioactive wasteland.
>>221984850>it's a medieval setting, girls are considered good to go as soon as they have their first periodThe writers demonise it with Viserys and Alicent (after themselves aging Alicent down)They have a bad habit of doing this shit to themselves, I must say. Condal cut Aegon III and Viserys II's involvement in the battle of the gullet because "filming with children is hard" (total bullshit btw) after he himself aged them down from being a bit younger than Joffrey to being literal toddlers.
>>221984889It happens as if it's expected to 100% happen. If the dragons were thought to be such a dangerous enemy before this, then they shouldn't expect it to be so easy to kill them.
>>221984834>everyone around darkstar thinks he's an absolute buffoon but they put up with him because he's handsome and has a convenient castle
>>221984887Yes demons and other monsters released from the 13 flames
>fire cannot kill a dragon>the only targ whos immune to heat and fire is danybravo george
>>221984834I love Darkstar because you can tell George genuinely just thought he was really cool.
>>221984931As if anyone would abide by the King just being unlawfully imprisoned
>>221984939So did the magic the Valyrians use protect them from radiation?>>221984976God damn. I wonder how long Aerea was sick. I wonder if Balerion took her to Valyria immediately, or if it was near the end of the year, and when she got sick he flew back to try and get her saved. Or maybe he was trying to get the demons back to Westeros?
>>221984850it's not even historically accurate, they'd marry young if needed for political reasons but they wouldn't consumate it until much later. And before all the shit in our water fucking with hormones, girls didn't have their period until they were 16-17GRRM is just a degenerate coomer who gets off on it, he's got Arya being fondled and seducing men at 12 in a Winds preview chapter
>>221984992Is that even true btw?I think most dragon vs dragon battles do conclude with teeth and claws but they also breathe fire at one another and it's not like it does nothing. The fire breath of a dragon like Vhagar would surely make short work of a smaller dragon like Thessarion
>>221985003>WHY DID YOU IMPRISON THE KING HUH?>Uh, he was gonna murder the Stark lord, his heir, and wanted to murder his younger son too.>This would have caused a massive war, and thus put the king at risk, so we protected him from himself.it's unfortunate that even the very obviously mentally deranged kings and queens were considered absolute in everything
>>221985013Balerion went back to westeros because the demons of valyria almost killed him>Barth's accounts describe wounds and half-healed scars on Balerion. The dragon bore a huge jagged rent down his left side, almost nine feet long, and fresh blood still dripped from the wound, hot and smoking. Barth speculated that, when Aerea claimed Balerion, she was unable to bend the dragon to her will, and instead the dragon had taken her to the place he had been born, Valyria.
>>221985003the only people who would be against it were a few ass kissers getting rich off of his craziness. 90% of the realm would have supported him being locked up and Rhaegar being prince regent. Rhaegar was a fucking retard for fumbling so badly
>>221985064>>This would have caused a massive war, and thus put the king at riskThis isn't their judgement to make. You either serve the heir or you overthrow them.
>>221985013Balerion was wounded too and there's no way Aerea survived long with that shit. They probably weren't in Valyria more than briefly. Honestly, it strains credulity that Aerea even survived the trip back.
>>221985074Ah, so he didn't know it had been destroyed, since him and the Targs had left Valyria a while before it was doomed. I was just wondering if the entire trip took just to Valyria took a year or not. I suppose a big dragon like Balerion probably doesn't fly that fast, and he'd need to stop and eat/drink a lot. I wonder if he was able to kill any of the demons or not.
>>221984073Why is HOTd so feminist?
>>221985106True.Look at the "loyalists" in Robert's Rebellion. Only two great houses. Tyrell just camped around Storm's End and sent no knights to aid Aerys, and Dorne literally had to be blackmailed into sending 10,000 men to the Trident.
Do we really need 5 seasons of HOTD and then an Aegons Conquest movie?Is there no other part of this universe we can explore more?
>>221985146The dance is deeply rooted in a feminist retoric
>>221984999George was already a middle aged man and busy with game of thrones in the 90s when the edgy badboy EXTREME craze swept the nation, George totally missed that whole movement and unironically thought he invented it. But by that time it was already old hat. Then the fucker did it again with daemon
>>221985158yes
>>221985119Maybe the demons kept her alive so they could try and infect more people wherever they were going back too? Only to die to an ice bath lmao
>>221985158Need more smaller scale stories.Almost like dunk but not quite.Someone not trying to be famous, just exploring the lands and seeing some sick cool shit on his journeysIm done watching LE POLITICS GAME for throne
>>221985057vhagar's fire burned sunfyre's wings too
>>221985173Which makes the fact the hack showrunners consider the source material sexist even more insane
>>221985127I'm sure he was able to kill or at least fend off enough of them to run away
>>221985194What could make for a good story like that?>>221985205based Balerion
>>221985194I always thought a mini series focusing on some random recruit to the wall setting out on the Great Ranging. Could start out Band of Brothers esque and then get a more horror bent as it goes on/as they journey farther north and things get weirder.
>>221985146Sara Hess is a jewish dyke
>>221984670Jace short-circuited the Kingsguard's brain by using circular logic of saying the oath to defend the queen means that you're also obligated to protect the queen from self-destructive choices like riding out into battle.Kinda like if Tommen had told a Kingsguard that he was going to kill himself by jumping out a window, would the Kingsguard's oath force him to prevent the king from committing suicide?
>>221985212>What could make for a good story like that?wouldnt YOU like to know mr hbo exec.PAY ME and we can talk!>>221985234mite b cool
>>221984655The explanation is that Renly wanted to give away the crown to Stannis but felt like he couldn't signal it directly due to his allies, so he uses a peach as a metaphor - he says it's sweet and anyone given a chance should try it but also tells Stannis that if he wants it he can have it all.This makes Stannis killing Renly that much more tragic because it was pointless.
>>221984887No, or maybe? Who knows? Gurm himself doesn't know, and that's my point, he's good at writing short story like that.Look at how much people talk about her fate and all the interesting theory that are created out of nothing, that's what make it good.It's not that he can't cook a good explanation for it, of course, but it's just better left unanswered despite how much I and other would love to know.
reminder George will announce Winds Vol 1 and 2 at the premier for the Mad King.
>>221985106>>221985147Rhaegar fuckled it up because he 'stole' Lyanna. There are very strong hints and implications that he was already planning to oust the Mad King or otherwise sideline him. And then we had Varys trying to set things up for the Blackfyres return. But really the key elements were that Robert Baratheon was an absolute unit, Jon Arryn was a mastermind, and Ned Stark was honorable as heck. They barged their way in when there were already plots to replace the Mad King. A lot of houses just tried to wait it out because they knew there were shenanigans afoot and they wanted to see what was really happening first.
>>221985288>self-destructive choices like riding out into battle.She has a dragon. She HAS to ride out to battle, and it's up to her when and where she does it. It's not the same as Tommen doing a 200ft bellyflop onto the ground below.
>>221985158all of GRRM's actual good writing has been used, so they can only do flashy shit with dragons to keep NPCs interested. Hollywood writers lack the talent to do anything else. Robert's rebellion is probably the only thing left that has potential, but they'd almost certainly pozz it up and turn it into more targwankdepending on AI progress they might just do a full deepfake remake of GOT with all the missing battles, plot lines, and a new ending. In 5 years it would be 20 years since season 1
>>221985323I looked up some theories that it might be related to the dragon bond, or they could have been fire wyrmsbut I don't think fire wyrms would have been good enough to actually harm Balerion enough to cause him to flee and to leave him scarred
>>221985194Post some obscure events in the books that would actually make a soulful mini series. I’ll start >maester wyllis and gorm the wolf in hardhome under the 4 chieftains
>>221984887>she was only 13Worse, she was 12 when she hopped on Balerion and told him "take me home".>>221985013>I wonder if Balerion took her to Valyria immediatelyIt's implied they were there most of the time yeah, Jaehaerys had a lot of people looking for her all over Westeros and his master of whisperers used every connection he had in Essos to search for her there as well but they never got evidence of a single credible sighting of Aerea and Balerion, so he most likely just flew over the ocean straight to Valyria.He only flew back cause he was severely wounded himself and was trying to save Aerea or Aerea after over a year finally managed to control Balerion and ordered him to go to Kingslanding in a desperate attempt to save themselves.
>>221985158I want a miniseries following a clique of debauched young idiots from the 40 families in the 24 hours preceding the doom.
At the start of the series are there any houses that were founded by raised up smallfolk?
>>221984953>The writers demonise it with Viserys and Alicent (after themselves aging Alicent down)No, they show what a girl would feel about being forced to marry a rotting old man for political powerJust because it was normal doesn't mean Alicent should be happy about it
>>221985342I wouldnt say hins and implications, it's confirmed he was going to depose him at that's why varys set him against Rhaegar
>>221985426House slynt lmao
>>221985419While this would be kino I feel any on screen adaptation of Old Valyria would look extremely ridiculous and bad. Its better left to the minds eye
>>221985426Baelish and Spicer
>>221985456George hates underdogs and common people and jerks off blue blood nepo babies
while we're on the subject of weird stuff... what the FUCK goes on in Sothoryos? apparently one of the dragon riders flew over it for three years before returning, and said it was at least as big as Essos>>221985426Would House Baelish count? Since Littlefinger's grandpa was just a landless hedge knight.
how is the season so far? better than season 2 at least?
>>221984516luke is icsh
>>221985426The Lannisters, their founder Lann the Cleverwas just some guy.
>>221985426Closest thing I can think of is the Freys, who have a history going back a mere six hundred years and are considered upstarts by noble house standards.
>>221985342>They barged their way in when there were already plots to replace the Mad Kingthat's the point, if Rhaegar hadn't been a dipshit and just removed Aerys before grabbing Lyanna he'd have been fine. Robert and Ned didn't take action when Lyanna was taken, not even when Ned's father and brother were killed. Jon Arryn was the one who called for rebellion when Aerys demanded Ned and Robert's heads for no reasoneven if Rhaegar was convinced he needed to fuck Lyanna to save the world, she was 15 and it would be years before she married Robert. he had years to plan things out properly, instead he chimped out and snagged Lyanna without a word of explanation and disappeared for months
>>221985489>Would House Baelish count? Since Littlefinger's grandpa was just a landless hedge knight.his great-grandpa was a sellsword without title
>>221985493It started strong then has gone back to the Season 2 style of nothing happening.
>>221985493People will probably say no here but yes it is remarkably better
>>221985288It's kind of insane that Rhaenyra or Mysaria didn't have any kind of secret way out the Queen's chambers. And it's just disappointing that they couldn't show Rhaenyra punishing that kind of treason in public fashion, but the modern audience couldn't handle that.
>>221984655There is nothing mysterious about it. Renly probably just offered him the peach probably on a whim, Stannis is full of guilt and regret at killing his brother which leads to him projecting all this meaning and symbolism onto it. The whole situation is very clear and not subtle, Stannis is almost walking the reader through the right interpretation of the metaphor here.
>>221985542there was another door behind them lol
>there's apes south of Yeen that are larger than ANY giant, and strong enough to kill an elephant with a single punchWHY DOES THAT FAT FUCK PUT ALL THIS COOL SHIT IN THE BACKGROUND AND THEN FOCUS ON MUH STARKS AND LANNISTERS
>>221985426based Codds are descended from thralls and saltwives so all the Ironborn seethe about them
>>221985569>strong enough to kill an elephant with a single punchBig deal, Maelys could have done that too.
>>221985053>And before all the shit in our water fucking with hormones, girls didn't have their period until they were 16-17What a bunch of nonsense.The hormones in your chicken and fast food slop make American kids looks like adult at 13yo but their puberty isn't changed that much.Most girls, outliers aside, hit puberty between 11-13 like everywhere else in the world, regardless of food quality and living conditions.
>>221985559Yeah, a door for servants. What would you have them do?
>>221985569The redpill is that stuff is way cooler as background lore than main story fodder
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>>221984073Why is KotSK so good when the rest of the franchise is pretentious poorly written shit? Why can't we have long episodes and seasons of the actual good show?
>>221985619Girls start puberty around when they reach a certain weight, iirc 50 kilos.
>>221985607yeah but she's a dragon, and there's not a lot of thempresumably, these jungles have a LOT of these fucking apes walking around>>221985652I know... it's always a shame. Like those fucking weird conehead people in Essos.
>>221985569because it's easy to make vague shit up for a lore book and including it into the main series would completely wreck the atmosphere and any tension because whoever had the magical creatures would win>>221985548this, it's Stannis being autistic and unable to express his emotions so he's overanalyzing it
>>221985600kinda ironic since ironbabbies are all mixed with thralls and saltwives anyway lol
>>221985668Once they run out of source material Dunk will turn to shit just like GOT
>>221985668first three books are good
>yfw the peach was Margaery Tyrell
>>221985569Fuck you nigger here's 37 more chapters of tertiary characters bumbling through the Riverlands while grease dribbles down their chins.
what is the appeal of House Baratheon?
>>221985740Cersei's wrong about alot of things but not Marge
>>221985758they are based and strong
>>221985489>>221985520(((braavosi))) sellsword whose family repeatedly got a helping hand until LF could destroy Westeros from within. Every citizen of Westeros is now effectively a slave working to pay off the crown's debt to the Iron Bank. Thankfully Arya and Jon will find the final solution to the Braavosi question
>>221985180>Went to Sothoryos, drank worm infested water or ate weird shit (infested with parasites), went to Valyria, worms in her body reacted with the magic shit permeating the place and mutated into whatever the fuck the maesters found inside her.Or she was raped by a fire wyrm, idk.
>>221985775I wonder if the Republic of Littlefinger theory is true
>>221985679>because it's easy to make vague shit up for a lore book and including it into the main series would completely wreck the atmosphere and any tension because whoever had the magical creatures would winIDK mang, GRRM is good at it. Maybe it's easier than making a full storyline and placing the hints into the narrative, but GRRM is still good at making the fake histories interesting to read about. Of course he also got more of a chance to indulge himself with it than most authors, with the books being a massive success and then the TV show being a mega-success.
>>221985768game recognize game
>>221985720Martin actually likes writing these characters though, is he involved or getting railroaded again?
>>221985619No, he's right, the average age of menarche has gone down significantly, though this is likely due to higher body mass and increased food consumption. Obesity also correlates to earlier puberty. Google it.
>>221985758Being descended from both the Storm Kings and Dragonlords through the Targs is pretty cool. Antlers have always been peak aesthetic
Falia Flowers... GODS what a STOOPID BITCH.
>>221985828don't antlers = cuckoldry ?
>>221985862What? How?
>>221985870Birds
>>221985758>Storm Kings descended from a storm goddess like the Stark Kings of Winter are descended from the Others>no other families have these kind of titles and origin stories>every male member of the bloodline is a 6'6+ gigachad warriormagic is returning, Mya is going to be throwing lightning bolts like Zeus in Winds. Trust the plan
>>221985381Anon, it's just Martin's way of telling the reader "you will never know what's going on in Valyria, it's still a wasteland populated by horror beyond comprehension that can wound Balerion like he's bitch made and humans get infected by stuff you don't want to know about"It's spooky, mysterious, and he will not tell you what it's like over there through a POV character.Same with Asshai, btw.
>The clock is ticking, the hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting.
>>221985901i wonder how tall mya is
>>221985917>gods she was cute thenone in middle
>>221985600/ourguys/
>>221985943>one in middleThat does not need clarification.
>>221985964lmao
>>221985862Yeah it's a meta joke about Cersei cheating on Robert>>221985870Cuckold is a term based on the Cuckoo bird who lays eggs in other birds nest tricking them into raising their young. The "cuckold horns" some from a phenomena among deer where a defeated male deer(Stag) will give up it's mate to another male deer that defeats it in combat. It was a plot point in Bambi oddly enough
>>221985814His involvement has always been limited to giving advice in all series of ASoIF and as he's said it's up to the writers and showrunner(s) to listen and adapt his ideas, he's never had creative control and never will
>>221986004You're right, I was thinking of the Witcher bloke.
>>2219859216'1 with thighs strong enough to crush your skull due to walking up a mountain every day
>>221986004>writing is hard >that is maybe my answer to George RR Martin >whom >as much as I admire him >I do quibble with >Game of Thrones has a very pulp fiction philosophy >that if the writer is a celebrity >the books will sell >we look at real literature and it's not that simple
>>221986004>His involvement has always been limited to giving advice in all series of ASoIFNo it hasn't, he wrote episodes. He held Sibel Kekilli's hand.
>>221985548>There is nothing mysterious about it.>Proceed to go on a tangent about projecting meaning and symbolism onto the gesture, "probably".>Conclude with "The whole situation is very clear and not subtle".Make up your mind, anon, either it's clear and not subtle and you explain the meaning without ambiguity or it's mysterious.
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>>221986057Him writing episodes is up to the showrunners and he doesn't write them alone despite his name being the sole one listed
>>221985670>Girls start puberty around when they reach a certain weight, iirc 50 kilos.Is this bait or retardation?Puberty can be influenced by many things but it doesn't trigger when you reach a specific weight, what the fuck are you smocking?
10 Giant Yeen Apes vs Caraxes? Who wins?
>>221985720>12-15 seasonsThis is beyond milking.Most people will lose interest after season 3.
>>221986221they said it was like 4 in reality
>>221984939Explain to me how a GRRM dragon explodes
>>221985814George always promises involvement and then doesn't actually do anything but drop a note or two
Why did Rhaena just leave her brothers
>>221986221>Martin says he handed over 12 story outlines for Dunk>12 to 15 SEASONS PLANNED FOR KOTSK!!!1No.
>>221985495season 1 bran is icsh
>>221986260Such a fat, lazy old cunt. Those books are never getting finished.
>>221986195In an open field with nothing really around? Caraxes.Now put them in a jungle where the apes can hide and find stuff to toss, and maybe the Apes win.
>>221986267
>Euron in the books molested his younger brotherswhat the FUCK is wrong with this dude?
>>221986057>He held Sibel Kekilli's hand.Fatty came buckets on her audition tape.He could barely contain himself in his blog when he was talking about her.
>>221986379I am sure he came buckets inside her too, Turkish porn whore who can't act did dirty things with GRRM to get that role
>>221986367Euron is a literal eldritch horror in the books he did a lot worse than that
>>221984670The writers don’t know how to explain why Rhaenyra was never in combat on her dragon over the entire course of the civil war.
>>221986260He also throw a tantrum on when said notes are ignored.
>>221986441IDK man molesting your younger brothers so much that the sound of a fucking door hinge causes someone like Aeron to start having PTSD flashbacks is fucked.
>>221985789>dwarf wedding entertainers were hired by LF from Braavos>braavosi ship takes him out of KL after killing Joffrey>Iron Bank using stannis as an excuse to send thousands of sellswords into Westeros, who are loyal to the bankers paying themjewfinger spent years embezzling money and increasing the crown's debt, then started a war to create chaos to make it easy to invade and take over. All while regularly communicating with braavos. Braavos is Israel, Faceless Men are mossad. They are a bunch of short, ugly midgets seething about superior Valyrians, First Men, and Andals while plotting to take them out from the shadows. Too bad they'll get mogged by the innate genetic and magical bloodlines of the Weterosi nobilityGRRM has to be bipolar or something considering he's a leftist writing this shit. Probably why he can't finish the series
>>221986367Historically that kind of thing happened often in warrior cultures (Samurai, Greece, Rome). Given the nature of the Ironborn it might be regrettably more common or ritualized then we as readers realize.
>>221986506but that was mostly consensual wasn't it? or usually portrayed as suchEuron molested his younger brothers purely because he's always been an evil, sadistic freak.Balon should have let Victarion kill him.
>>221984073In 3 days, R+L's love will be considered book canon.
>>221986066It isn't mysterious though, not in the way the doom of Valyria or other things are intentionally mysterious. It's a scene of Stannis expressing guilt and regret, the Peach is a symbol with only a few reasonable interpretations and the same is true for Renly offering of said peach. I guess any kind of literary metaphor or symbol has multiple interpretations but that isn't the writer trying to be mysterious the way he is when talking about shit like Summerhall or Jon's parents
>>221986568It's already canon
>>221986367>Euron stood by the window, drinking from a silver cup. He wore the sable cloak he took from Blacktyde, his red leather eye patch, and nothing else. "When I was a boy, I dreamt that I could fly," he announced. "When I woke, I couldn't...>Euron turned to face him, his bruised blue lips curled in a half smile. "Perhaps we can fly. All of us. How will we ever know unless we leap from some tall tower?"got mind fucked by bloodraven as a child. As with most terrible things, a targ is the root cause
>>221986335
Robert’s rebellion…was built on a lie….
>>221986568I hope when the play comes to America the cast isn't 80% niggers
>>221986445What was the reasoning in the book, is she just a pussy?
>>221986621Hey retard so what made Rickard and Brandon go to Kings Landing and make demands of the Mad King
>>221986622Same desu lmao
>>221986623Syrax is flat-out said to be a habitually lazy dragon who is incapable of hunting for herself and not good for anything beyond riding for leisure Rhaenyra was also in long term pain from her stillbirth and wasn't even walking around for months afterward
>>221986606
>>221986595Euron's the edgy buffoon people accuse Darkstar of being. When a retard like *Victarion* manages to get the better of you you're in trouble.
>>221986621why didn't those chuds robert and ned just let Aerys kill them? Didn't they know Rhaegar was the main character?>>221986623she's fat as fuck and even her dragon was fat because she never flew it and kept it chained so it never even had to hunt
>>221986669lol it must suck to get the lazy bum dragon
>>221986691people considered Euron a clown too until the Forsaken chapter which showed he was legit and at least earned the right to be an edge lord. darkstar needs to do something other than mutilating a child before he's seen as more than a fraud
>>221986691Darkstar did nothing wrong.
>>221986535>Balon should have let Victarion kill him.Given the Ironborn are glorified pirates it's odd how taboo kinslaying is for them as much or more then on the green lands.Euron of course doesn't give fuck since he killed Balon and seemed all to ready to kill Aerion and Asha.
>>221986724>people considered Euron a clown too until the Forsaken chapterThe Forsaken chapter only left me that much more convinced of his ridiculousness, frankly.
>>221986718Dragons often share traits with their riders and vice versa. Likely due to the dragonbond/mind link thing. The fatter Rhaenrya become so did her dragon.
>>221986595Pretty sure he was born a greenseer, so that's not Bloodraven's fault.>>221986745I think it's just their religion. For some reason the Drowned God doesn't like kinslaying. Euron wanted to see if anything would happen to him, so he killed Balon.
>>221986669I now wonder why they didn't include the stillbirth issues in the show, that would've been a better reason for Rhaenyra doing fuck all for so long and even Jace locking her up to protect her from herself
>>221986718tell you for nothing it sucks to get the inbred fatass rider. constantly eating, praline crumbs all through your scales etc
Dragon has to resurrect next episode right?cant just do it in the last episode that would be retarded.
>>221986783But at least it proved he had some kind of power
>>221986589Ok fair enough, I see your point.
>>221986621That actually made me angryWhat the fuck
>>221986995But it is...
>>221987031>DAMN YOU I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PIKE FOR THIS
>>221986845The leaks have it happening before Butcher's Ball which is next episode so maybe.
>>221987173Good
Is Dany the queen of /tv/ ?
>>221987184she ain't even the queen of westeros#pwned
>>221987173>Rhaenyra and Alicent kissWhat the fuck, haven't they been killing each other's family members?
>>221987227I think that was an early draft because they changed stuff for the final cut
>>221986829Because the show writers have decided that, rather than being part of a large ensemble in Game of Thrones, Rhaenyra and Alicent are the main characters of the entire show and every other character just exists in their orbit
>>221987173>kiss
>>22198717390% of that is wrong, and we know Gwayne doesn't get captured because there are already stills of him with Ormund in Tumbleton
>>221987268It feels like a early draft or could be complete bullshit like alot of leaks turn out to be. Only time will tell.>>221987173Heres the last part of the leaks
>>221987184She's the queen of our hearts
>>221984073Just watched s03e01 and I have to say that the nonstop dragons and sea battle was so epic I almost fell asleep
>>221987173...i mean ep 5 already came out and none of this happened
>>221987380The first 4 are far more accurate with what we got so far
>>221987413Youtubers and other personalities were sent the first 3 or 4 eps, so it was probably based on real leaks from the first 4 eps and bullshit for the last 4
>>221987458Oh
>>221987173>>221987380Are they ever gonna let my queen do anything
>>221987716What would you have her do???
>>221987716Honestly it's already over for rhaenyra, the only thing left for her are the riots and dragonstone
>>221987716Be a victim of the patriarchy, she only "fails" because men like Ormund undermine her or because they are incompetent
>>221987794>incompetentEvil
>>221987716she may appear to have the weak and feeble writing of an HBO show but she has the body of a troon
>>221987716She can give kisses
>>221987750I would have her torture me sexually
>>221987184Qartheen Dany is muh qveen.The city of Car truly is the greatest that ever was or ever will be for that dress alone.
>>221984633Do you think these types ever realize the massive attention to detail they have for certain sexual scenarios or ideas is a huge tell regarding their fetish?
>>221987895so much for those intimacy coordinators i keep hearing about
>>221987895This made me squirt period blood all over my computer chair and clap.
>>221987895lesbians are hoti wish i was one
>>221985643My wife and my daughter!
>Helaena… *burps* kill your kids and give me more cake *farts*
>>221988375sniff
How is it that the greens are so cool and interesting despite the writers blatantly having a bias against them to the point that only greens rape but troonyra’s massive army would never stoop so low…
>>221987716>[Daemon laughing]
>>221988187>>221988204>>221988227
>>221984154Built for Sabitha
God the blacks are so boring
Bow down before your Queen.
>>221984146>I swear, I will always harden thinking of my brother's peach.What did Stannis mean by this?
I still dont know which are the blacks or the greens
>>221987895She sucks at going from the script and she sucks at improv. Her dad must be loaded for her to get this role. Nearly every other actor in this show is an award winning theater kid and stage actor- and then we have Mizuno and Adam of Hull and Baela
>>221988493i bet she'd be good at forcefemming pathetic AGP losers like menow there's a good question: which /got/hotd/dunk/ character would make the best dom for forced feminization?
>>221988568the blacks have the half black kidsthe greens have the half dead kids
>>221988522>most fan theories and drawings make her cuter and young/tomboyish>HOTD>lets make her old, and throw away her character traits!
>>221988655Not really fan theories, the book described her in that way
rape
>>221984101Monke sexy
Corlys dies fighting in Tumbleton
poppa bear?
>>221988886Corlys is not even fighting in tumbleton
Does Larys beat his meat to Alicent feet in the books too?
>>221988927ofc not lmao book alicent would torture and murder his ass
>>221988927>corrupting the queen of the seven kingdoms into your personal footslutlarys is such a fucking chadi like to think alicent eventually learned to like it
>>221988924I got the screener AMA
>>221985158Starkfags want to see lannistards roasted by a big ass dragon
>>221987895We can tell because there was no buildup ans there has been nothing since that came of it.
>>221988987I got a sneeder haha
Rape count?
At least us greenniggers get some based boys and I can see the dragonriders being primed to defect on the troon bastard queen
>>221988603I say with all earnestness that you need to end yourself
Dragons in the ASOIAF universe can now talk.What changes, if any, occur in the story of GoT and HoTD?
>>221988987What about Cole?
>>221989340>What changes
>>221989378He dies before tumbleton
>>221987895That’s kind of hot that they can take what they want cuz she is da queen
>>221989393Kek I forget what utter faggots D&D were
>>221989457normies only started hating them from S8. I knew these fucks were hacks when they made Stannis kill his daughter.
>>221989378Cole has an epic death, he charges at a lone vhagar and doesn't kill her but ensures significant damage. The music is good, I'm assuming they did this to give him a better send off and to even the playing ground for daemon v aemond even if it's a bit nonsensical
>>221989485What he should be charging caraxes
>>221989513He's not currently serving any side
Kingsguard taking oaths of celibacy always struck me as unbelievable worldbuilding from gurm, it's too much of a disincentive to overcome and would guarantee the institution would exclusively be staffed by nobody hedge nights, never offspring of houses with any ambition or power
>>221989340Granny Vhagar would be peak
>>221989633why vhagar so big?????
>>221989649She's been doing a lot of thinking lately
>>221989668Vhagar is like twice the size of Drogon wtf
>>221984939kek
>>221984939
>>221989706what a crossover
>>221984341pretty much every lady in westeros is barried by that age
>>221989625Having a second or third son be part of the kingsguard would be a massive prestige boost
>>221989625Why do they even take such oaths in the first place?
>>221989875I think even for families of middling wealth and prestige, you'd need to have 8+ sons to even begin considering Kingsguard membership as more of a boon than marriage. That aside, the prestige of the institution only comes from the members themselves, being staffed by first sons of major houses and the greatest warriors through its entire history, but it just isn't believable that that would ever be the case.>>221989930So they have no divided loyalties
>>221984939>>221989706>>221989763>THEY EXPLODED! THE FOURTEEN FLAMES EXPLODED!>He's in shock, get him out of here>THE FIRE MAGES ARE DEAD, VALYRIA IS BURNING, I SAW IT>You're confused, the Fourteen Flames don't explode. Akaemov, we're wasting time, let's go. Get the human sacrifices out of the pits and pump blood magic into the volcanoes.>What about the firewyrms?>Call the slave miners.
