dreamfyre a cute editionprev >>221984073
We MUST rape.
>>221990667
>>221990667i bet helaena has lesbian sex with her dragon
>>221990667lil jaehaera with hag jaehaera
>>221990816>>221990825>name's ziggyMALAKA
TAOOBA
>greatest knight in the realm>bangs two queens>trains dragon riders in combat>bashes fags>cares about his menwhy am I supposed to hate this guy again?
The doom of Valyria was the awakening of a giant Balrog like demon and his minions - R’hllor who now rule there.
>>221990667>dreamfyre a cute edition
>>221990915>PUSSYSLAYER. GET IN HERE
Reunited and it feels so good.
>>221991029
>>221991071>>221991029>eats pussymy respect for Criston Cole as a man, just fucking plumeted
>tfw you will never be the queen's pussy slave unable to refuse her in any way
rape count?
>eats the pussy of a woman who birthed 4 kids in a short amount of timeew. rhaenyras pussy must be so busted too
>>221991333not how pussy works. but okay
>>221991471t. roastie
>>221991471That's exactly how it works. It's not some miracle organ
>>221991071What’s it like to pleasure a woman? I’ve never made a woman cum in my life.
POPPA BEAR!
>>221991521your hear the quest completion jingle from WoW at the end
>>221990915>why am I supposed to hate this guy again?oathbreaker (multiple times), liar, high treason, false honor, many other things (cowardly murders like that of Lord Lyman Beesbury an old man)responsible for the death (massacres of unarmed civilians in a civil war no less) of tens of thousands (millions or hundreds of thousands in todays terms) of civilian villagers "smallfolk"so yeah he goes to the 7 hells and his skill with the morning star or sword does not make him greathttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Criston_Cole"exceptionally skilled warrior, particularly with his morningstar.[4] He is also known to have wielded a longsword in battle""I'll have no songs about how brave you died, Kingmaker. There's tens o' thousands dead on your account."—Pate of Longleaf to CristonCrowning the Usurper: Cole committed ANOTHER high treason by aiding the Hightower faction in crowning Aegon II, actively IGNORING the late King Viserys I's stated wishes and plunging the realm into civil war.
>>221991521if you're eating pussy then when she cums her thighs will clench your head hard and you will feel her whole body shake, it's great
>>221990667was dany raped in the ass by viserys to keep her a virgin ?
>>221991592nta but how do you get over the smell, ive been with heaps of girls but i havent ate pussy since i was in my teens with other teens, since ive grown up i find pussy smells bad for most chicks so i never go down anymore. just do it in the shower or what?
>>221991692no, mopatis bought him whores to keep his balls in check as she would be useless to him and varys if she was not a virgin and if viserys fucked her he would not fuck her ass only
Greensexuals, we won
*SPOILER ALERT, LEAKS AHEAD*The Blacks are at camp, showering Rhaenyra with gifts and oaths of fealty. Rhaenyra smiles, enjoying this valuable legitimizing experience. A cry is heard in the distance. Suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses. We see Ormund Hightower driving the Greens to fight by cracking a flaming whip. "FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS". In the distance, women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail. "RAPE THE WOMEN," Ormund shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE DRAGON". "Yes!'', Daeron cries, "Tessarion hungers!" Rhaenyra looks on, her face grief-stricken. "Seven save us," Rhaenyra whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!''and who...- Written by Ryan Condal and Sara Hess
>>221991983>talk about "superior andals blood">beaten by a wild first man who never bath
>>221992015the old man that kills him kills another guy at the same time despite having lost 1 arm
>>221992070Northern cunts are crazy. If the war hadn’t been going on would they have been able to prepare for winter better instead of sending men to die.
>>221991554>IGNORING the late King Viserys I's stated wishesGood, Viserys was a retard.
>>221991130t. homosexual
Ashford, whatever happened there
>>221992222you are the only retard, your mother cannot give birth to anything else
>>221991697Pussy smells good as long as you are with a woman that showers every day.
>>221992244>you are the only retardDemonstrably untrue, there are in fact many, many retards.
>>221992230he fucked his sheep, lord ashford?
>>221992210Pro-tip: sending the old men to die is how they prepare for winter.
>>221992408What would they have done if there was no war? Go beyond the wall to fight some free folk?
>>221992466Most likely, yes.
Aemond loves Alys.
He comes....
>>221990667>Daemon change the name of rhaenyra by rhaenerys when they talk in high valyrianam i the only one who heard that shit ?
I want Gwayne to survive but I know his fate is tried to Crispy Cole :(
Since Alicent loves rhaenyra so much they should get eaten together. Aegon accepts the poison because his life is over and he is a kin slayer now.
I just binged watch all the episodes of season 3 so far. What did I miss? Any hot new memes?
Screencap this: next episode we are finally going to see what got grrm so angry: gwaine and Ormand are going to have gay incest homo sex next episode to show that they’re hypocrites and no better than the targs
bear poppa ...
>>221992588Rhaenyra did something similar with Daemon's name where she first pronounced it like Daemos then later in the same conversation says it the normal way
Sex with season 1 AryaSex with Gwin AshfordSex with fake DaeronSex with Jaehaera
>>221992588>>221992913Goes to show that Vayrian names are subject to localization
>>221990816what's going on with this five head?
>tfw no kisses
>>221992982Valyrian phenotype.
>>221992982Wig.
>>221992853Ormandy will rape some bitches in front of Daeron
>>221991471>>221991501>during the later phase of childbirth pussy stretches so much that woman temporarily loses feeling there
>>221992934Valyrian probably has cases.
>>221993296is that what causes dead bedrooms? chicks can't feel anything down there anymore?
>>221993382The feeling returns but I wouldn't be suprised if it is lessened.
>>221991697you only do it with girls that take care of themselves that don't eat like shit or smoke/drink heavily. The girls I've done it with were really self conscious about it and would freshen up in the bathroom shortly before and the smell is more or less the same
>My leal lords will find me>If they search the seven hells, mayhaps.what the fuck is a leal lord and why are there seven hells?
test
>>221992466the common practice is to go out on a "hunting trip" and an hero in the woods by letting winter take them i believe
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>221993433Because one wasn't enough to hold all the retard targ shits.
>>221992711Aegon does it because he realizes he's won but he'll never ride a dragon again and has no benis.
S03E01: so much that doesn't make sense or is awkwardly done>the wilder niggress daughter taming the wild dragon in the vale(?) suddenly joins the fight in the gullet(?) because?? (I know it's because in the book it's a different character and the show just lazily rushed through duct taping two different storylines together)>triarchy starts throwing lannisters/greens off their ships but you don't even see a reaction from the main lannister dude?>corlys ship barely goes through "the teeth" corridor even though he's supposed to know it well and carefully maneuvers, the triarchy ships get successfully trapped except.... pirate mary sue suddenly pulls through AND gains speed on corlys and successfully rams his ship (whole sequence feels like a dumb, rushed asspull) you see corlys thinking through maneuvers and her just doing whatever and she wins>meanwhile rhaenira remains stuck off screen just because of one door>they seize and burn down corlys home while waging battle on sea, I know it's implied they have more forces but weirdly done>S03E02 intro you see 3 dragons flying which is confusing (why not cut to the third rider being corlys son joining late instead of cut to baela)>also had forgotten how much worse the writing and acting are compared to GOT, half the cast is terrible (alicent, jace, cole, lohar, basically all the nogs beside corlys and his eldest son, my god do they look ridiculous with the wigs>Baela is sort of ok just bland but the wild one is the shittiest in the whole cast by far>matt smith is ok but they have no idea wtf to do with him past season 1 all he does now is sulk alone or give lame speeches to nobody extras)>lohar both character and actress were so shit, just feels like out of place woke fanfic pandering you can't take seriously, I bet that character was barely in the books or a man they turned into a woman, the only ok bits were the initial weird flirting with lannister but her in actual action/command was not serious at all
>>221992581No, no, no!
was it rape
>I have detected the king's mother is committing treason, I know this is the perfect opportunity for the next step of my master plan that surely will bring me the king's favor........... raping his mother
Why does everyone in Westeros speak the same language despite it being an entire continent?
>>221993775Andals beat it into everyone
>>221993805I thought the First Men were White, not Andals.
>>221993595I would argue Jace's actor wasn't that bad, especially in the last season when he was forced to patronize with MONGRELS.
>>221993809First Men were Celts; Andals were Anglo-Saxons throwing down on some replacement migration
If we don’t see Daeron shirtless by the end of the season I’m not going to watch season 4
>>221992015>War of the Five Kings northerners>rely on surprise and shock to defeat southern knights due to factors like inferior numbers, armour and mounts>Dance of the Dragons northerners>fight their way through five times their numbers in knights wearing plate and riding destrierslel
>>221993595>i bet that character was barely in the books or a man they turned into a woman,Correct. It’s essentially a made up show only character. Played by a man pretending to be a woman playing a woman pretending to be a man
>>221994041this but if we dont see daeron violently topping ormund while shirtless
>>221992982Adult sized wig on a child.
>>221993496i don't get how aegon wasn't able to turn the daynes or yronwoods against the martells
>>221994087what the fuck happened to the norf and the Starks between that time?
>>221993691>>221993729>
>>221994087You forgot lions. They also killed a bunch of war lions
>>221994179some ai jeet needs to make this a love scene
>>221994215some ai jeet needs to make a webbum where dunk smacks that little brat for calling him dumb
BRING AEGON, THE USURPER!!TO ME!!
>>221994091oh lol didnt even realize it was a troon instead of a butch dykerare passable troon voice?also forgot to shit on the witch (whats even the point of this shit character) and the asian whore (awful actress but her accent turns me on) as wellit's retarded how there are so many stronkwomyn in power positions but the show at the same time still wants to larp that they're oppressed by the patriarchyfeels like hotd is the designated female soap opera so they made dunc and egg for males, but got managed to please both demos
daenerys makes rewatching got nearly impossible
>>221994370Why? Shes the main character lol.
the white walker plotline makes rewatching got impossible
>>221994370Her character, and the whole Essos feels so out of place. She seems like a perfect person and and everything works well for her.
>>221994392she's an annoying cunt with zero redeemable traits except her semi-decent tits
who's killing the gold cloak? The faceless men?
>>221991029Cunnyman, the Abubandit. Ruskis even made a song about this and occasionally spam it on dvach lol.
chat is this true?
>>221994543Forgot the part where he literally bashes a fag to death in front of everyone.
hes an ugly heeb
STOP WHINGING, SER
Realistically, could any women ever love him?
>>221994424I don't understand why they wrote her like that. Its why so many people were shocked that she went psycho during the final episodes.
>>221995016Tysha, Penny, his mother etc
>>221995016Realistically... no.t. has a visible minor disability
>>221995016No, Tysha wouldve noticed he was highborn so hes coping there. Then again not even Jaime can get his woman to stay loyal.
>>221995180Autism is hard
>>221995016One did. He raped her.
>>221995200he was forced to do it...
>>221995184Try hearing implants since age two.
why green screen look so much worse this season
>>221995209sorry bro
>>221991554love that pate quote
>>221990825>come home valyrian man
>>221995016For hands of gold are always cold...
>>221993382it's arbitrarysome women who aren't that active still recover sexual urges, others who are proudly sexually active and generally open to sex with their husbands lose all urgemaybe there's a pusy doctor here who can speak with real insight though, i don't really know shit besides a collection of anecdotes
>>221995180>visible minor disability>hearing implantsPatchface.jpg
>>221991697maybe as teens they coasted on the freshness of youth and didn't douche regularly, idkpussy isn't supposed to smell bad, you might have better luck with older chicks now who feel their biological clock ticking and are more self-conscious and clean themselves regularly.if you're just that squeamish then there's no helping it i guess. stick to vibrators
Viserys was a lucky man
>>221995396whomst've?
>>221995421Olivia Cooke
>>221995446still don't get why they cast her to play that ugly bitch in Ready Player One
>>221995396yes he was
>>221994087just to show how retarded the book is also
Queen of bastards !
>>221991709I don't think he felt that way about her.
>>221995495she's so sexy
>>221990915He really did train Aemond didn’t heDude is a legend
>>221995496
>>221995016Crunch or Pretty Pig
Is it even possible to produce a new, Valyrian steel blade without melting down old ones? Or is this another "Greek fire" situation?
Only women with large breasts should be cast, I hate flat chested women.
>>221995574>large breasts>white>bong>decent faceYou'd be lucky to find even 1 actress like this for the castings
There are like 2 episodes left for Hugh Hammer to convincingly betray GaynyraIt’s gonna be rushed
>>221994543>>221991554>>221994667he is a piece of trash character with no value, see >>221991554
>>221995514That's your step-mom, Rhaenyra.
>>221995548Probably not. It’s a mix of iron from Valyria and magic. Qohor knows the spells, but as they’re only mentioned reworking existing swords rather than forging new ones, it’s going to take some mad man running through Valyria to find iron deposits.
>>221995667So, theoretically its possible as long someone finds some iron? That sounds like it'd be a cool standalone story. A bunch of retards navigating the Valyrian ruins to scavenge the materials.
>>221991554jew spotted
>>221995691look in the mirror for one, its you
>>221992222quads of truth. fuck viserys. all my homies hate viserys
>>221995667It’s not magic it’s just metallurgyIt’s Gurm’s version of Damascus steel
>>221995593casting bongs isn't a requirement. they have worked with american actors
>>221995650what do you mean, theyve already set it up with a couple of scenes of hugh begging troonyra for a house for his wife and to patrol tumbleton, hugh betraying the queen will take no more than 2 minutes after tumbleton gets rekt
a pretty face is more important than big breasts
>>221995719It’s just steel plus Lovecraftian black rock
didnt tywin make valyrian steel swords from another in GoT, shit cant be that hard
>>221995746Big boobs will fill your handBig butt will fill your heartt. Confucius
>>221995746this is a liberal psyop, and has been debunked
>>221995784big butts are vulgar and smelly
If Winds ever comes out, will he actually sacrifice his daughter and lose against Ramsay like in the show?
any world of ice and fire PDF links asking for a friend ;)
literal poop comes out a woman's butt
>>221995823Just torrent it dude.
>>221995780The issue is that valyrian steel cannot be produced anymore, it can only be repurposedAnd he had to hire a specific master craftsman from essos
>>221995810Big butt(natural) means big hipsBig hips=bigger birth canalBigger birth canal=easier birthEasier birth=less chance of dying in childbirthLess chance of dying in childbirth=better chance of child surviving Child surviving=better chance of species survival
>>221995842I've looked around with no luck, that's why I'm asking. It took awhile to find fire and blood, and I finished it about two weeks ago
>>221995889>Big butt(natural) means big hipsthis has been debunked
>>221995835no
>>221995865Another subject Gurm doesn’t understand much like math
I like girls of many different forms of shapesI like flatties, small butts, but also giant tits and plump butts and birthing hipsI like foids taller than me who can lift me, but also small foidlets I can lift with one arm and squeeze
>>221995901It’s been rebunked you hiplet
>>221995910It's magical, I don't think there is a big issue with that, they don't know the ritual magic used to imbue the metal anymore
emma is a good actresswhen the dialogue isn't dogshit
>>221995899what are you looking for? links for the main series or dunk and egg? They're very popular so you shouldn't have too much trouble by browsing the usual sites.
>>221995927You’ve experienced none of these things
>>221995956Emma sucks
>>221995972I shall have thine head for blasphemy against our one true queen
shes an absolute horrid actress, shockingly bad and unwatchable, i honestly fast fwd all her scenes along with criston coles scenes too
>>221995965You are right, the only foid I had was the exact same height as me so I had to use two hands to lift her and she struggled to lift meBut I could squeeze her.I miss her.
>>221995995imagine all the better Rhaenyras we could have had...
>>221995997Is Ormund greenlighted?
>>221990915He’s d*rnish
>>221995997Why did they cut his hair and make it browner in later seasons?
>>221991349DUNK IS A PRETTY COOL GUY AND I LIKE HIM (NO HOMO)
>>221991349how did this become such a meme?
booba cocka
>>221996074To show that it's not the blonde hair, gold, or even the dastardly good looks that makes a Lannister a Lannister. It's his propensity for brutal violence.
>>221996015>betterZoomers are hopeless. Especially ones with a foot fetish.
>>221996074brown hair = goodblond hair = evil
>>221996112>propensity for brutal violence.I think you're confusing Lannisters with ironiggers
>>221996139I mean, unironically it was probably to show character change kind of like ser criston has his hair cut once he switches to the greens, but I find it lameYour personality changed so now you have to look lamer?
I hate ugly and flat chested women
>>221996218I think she's cute and want to cover her face with my semen
The boys be fighting over an actual disgusting whore with stdsWhat pussy does to a mf....
>>221996218I think the dialogue and story direction are worse. How is she supposed to play a rhaenyrasimp effectively when she’s the one who started this mess and now wants her own children and grandchildren ded
>>221996218There is no actress who could play that character well, the writing is schizophrenic
>>221996260why would she want her own baby boy which she gave birth to dead? what about unconditional love?
>>221996169No ser, I am not. The Ironborn are ineffectual larpers. I am not going to list out all the times the Lannisters used violence to achieve their ends in GoT, because that would take an hour. You did watch the show, right?
>>221996299The writers want her to scissor with rhaenyra
>>221996319>You did watch the show, right?Upto S5 since i heard it becomes shit afterwards>The Ironborn are ineffectual larpers.They lack honor and just rape and pillage everything. The Lannisters at least pretend to have class.
Dornish women have their charms, do they not?
>>221990667Could the dance have been avoided if they pledged themselves to serve Rhaenyra when she becomes queen when vizzy t held the first family get together ever?
FACTSJoffrey Baratheon is the one true kingMadness, madness AND stupidityTyrion is an ill conceived spiteful little creatureRiverniggers had it comingGregor Clegane is a noble servant of the crownReynes are a cringe house and the world is better off without them
>>221996411You mean, when Aemond toasted her sons as bastards? Nah, I doubt it, kek
>>221996396natural Js
>>221996396too small
>>221996458Oh, and also the red keep is conspiring to make Cersei's dresses smaller
>>221996481Instead of him stating the obvious have him, aegon, and daeron pledge to remain faithful to rhaenyra and her heirs. Eventually the two lines will intermarry again because the targ towers have valyerian blood and actually look like targs.
>finally becomes queen after everyone said women shouldn't rule >first day of duty she can't focus because on her period>this is a feminist show written by femaleslol womeme
>>221995658Nobody cares Rhaenyra.
>>221996612did she really say the word "periods"?
>>221996577gay
>>221996596The north is so big they could build a castle up there to strengthen their presence in the region.
>>221996642who is the girl on the left? full webm?
>>221995997you gonna pick fight with every targ who looks you sideways?
>>221996634"fuck, i'm bleeding""for the cramps"reddit losing it over this plot point lmaohttps://www.reddit.com/r/HOTDGreens/comments/1uhvsqy/rhaenyras_period_cramps/>uh no actually she just cut herself on the throne>condal and hess are misogynists (nevermind they're turbo woke)they also get really mad at any rape stuff apparently
>>221995446i hate the stupid fucking faces she does, it's worse this season
"as a survivor..."https://www.reddit.com/r/naath/comments/1uity1a/gotta_say_im_disappointed_with_the_reaction_to/these subhumans are all mentally ill
>reddit link
>>221996798naath is a toxic positive sub. no wonder it's filled with mentally ill troons
>>221996798>Honestly even as a guy I am irritated by it because it feels like male characters in shows that are portrayed as bad have like a 30-40% chance of being a sex pervert... If a man is alone in a room with a woman in a scene that goes up to like 80% men are written like they can't control themselves or something.You can see the cogs in his head slowly start to move, he's so close to figuring it out.
>>221992802So far only greenchuds trying to rape someone each episode, Ormund's racism against the (((Targs))), and Alicent trying to exterminate her entire family
>>221992853Ormund will be topped by Daeron.
>>221992802>Any hot new memes?Rape. Which goes surprisingly well with ratcatchers.
>>221995823First result of Yandex )))
What's stronger, the urge for a greenchud to rape, or the urge for Alicent to kill one of her children?
>>221996753>Because the writers hate women and therefore hate both the show and book Rhaenyra. (And the rest of the female characters) Though they hate book Rhaenyra more. I'm 100% serious right now. I'm not sure what their ideal woman is like, obedient, peaceful, masculine, not a mother, into woman given Rhaenyra's only love was Mysariah (a male at this point), thin, never human, emotionally not connected to ANYONE, especially not their children, sitting in their room preaching wisdom? Locking themselves up during their periods and pregnancy as well and after it, lest they become "too emotional" and act nuts or leak milk? (No pun intended that Rhaenyra got locked up) Of course they love Elizabeth I! She had no children! She hated other women in power!>(Sorry, the quote was incorrect by Elizabeth that I previously provided: Fucking Google AI.)>(It's also hilarious that in Elizabeth's story Rhaenyra is Mary, Queen of Scots - who she (yes had to do something about her, Mary was delusional) imprisoned for 19 years then executed, then named her son his heir. Rings a bell?)>Edit: When Sara Hess said some upstanding men are rapists, I thought she meant that "you would never know what people are like behind closed doors" or "One can be a good individual all their life, and then one day, out of nowhere, they do this." But I was informed, that apparently not the case. And she is supposed to be a feminist ?I'm not drunk or retarded enough to even begin to understand this. Fucking reddit, man.
>>221996577
completely stopped caring now. don't even care about hatewatching or snarkposting.just ski forward 2.5 years and give me storming the dragonpit and let me watch rahenyra die in peace
>>221996257Bittersteel wasn't in love with Shiera, he was in love with Daemon, that's why he never had children.
>I enjoy boyish, flat chests on adult women.
>>221996798>hanging out on redditYes, yes you are.
>>221995823Consider buying it, it's a nice encyclopedia style book to own. There are probably some in good conditions on ebay if you don't want to pay full price.
>george rr Martin has a bastard son who finishes off his books after he diesKino
>>221997115god i wish that were me
>>221997109>Bittersteel was just jon conningtonOh lord...
will gendry ever be relevant again?
>>221997109>Bittersteel wasn't in love with Shierabeneath the copethe bitterseethe
>>221996674Quirk chungus.
>>221997115Average Targaryen fan
>>221997196same, i love corn
>>221997195>>george rr Martin has a bastard son who finishes off his books after he dies>who releases his chapters online illegally to counter the doggerel published by GRRM’s estate
>>221996674Living under a rock lol
>>221996812>>221997117>muh reddit on a site dedicated to zoomer niggers reacting to twitter posts, in a thread full of phoneniggers spamming facebook tier memes and contributing by asking shit that makes redditors look genius
>>221995956>emma is a good actresspost a single scene where this is evident. or are you guy who went "acting ability is subjective"?
>>221997332:(
>>221997372she was pretty good when Alicent cuts her, also when she's by her dad's side asking for help
>>221997372giv emmy NOW
>>221997221There are many historical characters who exist to be mirrors of asoiaf ones. Rhaenyra was supposed to be proto-Cersei and foreshadow Cersei's death (escaping to Casterly Rock after her bastards die only to meet Tyrion waiting there for her and raping her)
>>221997468don't remember any of those scenes, also if you don't mentally phase out when 2 women are talking at each other, not sure we can hold your opinion wtih much regard.her forgettableness aside, i remember paddy considine going "what is the meaning of this, speak plainly" and a number of his mannerisms despite it being what, 5 years since i saw season 1?>>221997524>all i can do is make an overly emotional facethe weirdest thing to me is that people actually rate this actor. of course i know 95% of them are just zoomer women who loves the characters and think big expression = big acting = big good and would fall asleep watching a robert de niro movie.
>>221997115saar why you have save this on your phone?
>>221991554Criston Cole really is the ultimate retard filter>MUH OUATHBREAKERwasnt his choice>Liarhow?>High treasonliterally the most loyal person involved in the Dance besides Tyland>many other thingsvague for the sake of seeming smartresponsible for the death (massacres of unarmed civilians in a civil war no less) of tens of thousands (millions or hundreds of thousands in todays terms) of civilian villagers "smallfolk"He's a soldier, the fault for the deaths in battle lies with the command.>"I'll have no songs about how brave you died, Kingmaker. There's tens o' thousands dead on your account."yet Criston is still remembered in the main timeline and mentioned more often than the others in the dance, especially the craven faggots who shot himAnd he has the most aurafarm nickname of anyone in asoiaf>the Kingmaker
>>221997524>i am le acting
>>221997247Being gay is even worse than being a cuck
>>221997616>the most aurafarm nickname of anyone in asoiafDefinitely not“Kingmaker” is ripped from real history anyhow
>>221997524kek. black trannies forever on suicide watch
the acting that destroyed a thousand greens
>>221997651100% wrongA faggot still gets to fuck when having sex, even if he's fucking a man, he's still the one involved in the actthe cucks entire position and title derives from the fact that he doesnt get to fuck anything and just watchesNot only are you not fucking, but the object of your desire is nothing but a tool to get another person off instead of you.A faggot is a faggot, but a faggot still takes what he wants, a faggot actsthe cuck sits back like a coward, and a craven is worse than a faggot
>>221997716holy shit. even the real one looks like the meme. how can a bitch look this ugly?
>>221997716Why did this become a meme in the first place?
>>221997651Only thing worse than cuck is janny.
>>221997731>100% wronglmao I guess your faggotry explain your weird obsession
>>221997716I cant even tell if this is edited anymore
>>221997616Kingslayer>Kingmaker>>>>>>power gap>>>>hot pie>>>>maegor with tits/the whore of dragon stone>>>powergap>>>>Darkstar I am of the night
>>221997732Why is the worth of a woman to you only in her attractiveness
>>221997616>kingmakergay>KINGSLAYERRRRRkino
>>221997758Kingmaker isn’t even top 20, it’s the nickname of an actual historical figure
>>221997616>And he has the most aurafarm nickname of anyone in asoiafThat's Durran Godsgrief.
>>221997651I think it makes bittersteel a better character. Instead of being a bitter incel he was actually just a tragic toxically masculine man who was in love with daemon and couldn’t ever express it except through loyalty. You’re just a homophobe
For me, it's Roddy the Ruin.
>>221997779Lmao type them out son.
>>221997779Actual historical figures can have nicknames more kino than anything in asoiaf>Pale Death of the Sarracens
>>221997784Shutup queer he wasnt gay, or a cuck
>>221997616>wasnt his choiceYes if was, also did it again when he fucked another queen. >literally the most loyal person involved in the Dance besides TylandLiterally betrays the woman who made him and is sworn to protect just because she doesn't want to run away from her duties for himHe is an all around greasy slimey bitch. He is truly a horrible person and a stain on the silver cloaks.
Is the Darkstar the worst part of gurm's worldbuilding?
this is what happens when you cast bong women
>>221997826Darkstar is representative of how not doing the five year gap ruined the story
>>221997616>aurafarmkingmaker is not an "aura farm" you negative IQ zoomer nigger, it's just an epithet with a negative connoitation given to a group or an individual whose actions are motivated by attempting to install someone on the throne. in the show this character already exists and it's ormund.
>>221997824Show only lmao. He’s a kingsguard in a civil war and chose the right side with the most legitimacy.
>>221997859>it's just an epithet with a negative connoitationSo is kingslayer, yet it goes oh so hard
>>221997779>Cristons nickname is so fucking good they made it a real thing
>>221997859low iq esl boomer
was there any way for renly to protect himself? maybe his armor?
>>221997804No
>>221996642>>221996674Pretty sure the original webm is some cute slampig with fat boobas who is just enjoying pancakes
>>221997804Hot PieHorsefaceDarkstarToothless LionLord too Fat to Sit on Tectonic PlateLord LampreyLate Lord FreyButterbuttBrown KinghtBrown DragonGiant's BabeGatehouse AmiSer UselessPink DreadCock o' MoonReekHorrorSlobberBreakwindFat Flower
>>221997824>Yes if was, also did it again when he fucked another queen.no it wasnt, and him fucking alicent is show only noncanon>Literally betrays the woman who made him and is sworn to protectit doesnt matter who made him, he's a kingsguard and is sworn to protect the royal family and as the lord commander, the KING specifically. Rhaenyra was a usurper so he owed her nothing
>>221997904Why didn’t Stannis shadowbaby Margaery?
>>221997888>esli'm not the one who can't use words.aura can mean both a positive or a negative thing. so according to your logic, someone who you think is cool (or, do you think he is cool?) is actually paradoxically not cool.
>>221997937Why didn't he do it to Joffrey who was more dangerous?
>>221997862>>221997916This is /tv/. The show is the main Canon here. No one is GoT ever mentions him either, no songs ever sung about him.
>>221997859kingslayer was made to mock Jaime for what he didyet it goes fucking hard
>>221997916>Rhaenyra was a usurper so he owed her nothingRhaenyra was literally usurped, absolutely no one expected Aegon to become king. The greens did a coup because they lucked out with Rhaenyra being on Dragonstone birthing Visenya. That’s not even me choosing a side that’s what happened, Greens are the best fit to rule. But Cole should’ve followed what his king wanted.
>>221995814>will he actually sacrifice his daughteryes, gurm confirm 3 thing while also saying the show did them with crappy difference: stannis burning shireen, hodor "hold the door" and the person on the iron throne at the end.
>>221997990Stannis would burn Shireen because he thinks it is the only way to stop the Long Night, not to defeat the Jobber of Dreadfort.
>>221997951It’s gen z lingo with layers of irony which you cannot intuit
>>221997990But why do stannisfags say otherwise then?
>>221997984>no one expected king's firstborn son to become kingLmao
>>221998015the jobber of dreadfrot will defeat the jobber of blackwaters
>>221997984>But Cole should’ve followed what his king wanted.the king was dead, Aegon II was the heir as the first born son
>>221997978That would’ve just made Tommen king and Stannis would still have to fight Renly. If Margaery dies there is no reason for the Tyrells to prop up Renly, and the Tyrells can’t immediately shack up with the Lannisters if their queen-to-be is dead
>>221998015NTA but it does seem like Stannis has a bigger plan when it comes to dealing with the Boltons, then a lot more things are going on in the books with the Manderly's and Mance Rayder with his spearmaidens
>>221998035Yes, read the book
>>221995814my question is HOW will he sacrifice his daughterStannis is marching towards winterfellShireen is at castle black with melisandre
>>221998015No, because stopping the Others is Jon’s plot. Stannis living means he takes the spotlight away from Jon. This is the crucial reason why he will fail.
>>221997982because you're a zoomoid who doesn't know lore or words. kingslayer is a shameful epithet, the same as "the idle".>>221998020>gen zebonics you mean.>ironyso you are saying that being shamed makes him cool? or are you saying he's cool despite being shamed? or are you saying the epithet is not a mark of shame?
>>221998112>You see this sick thing over here? this cool as fuck thing? yeah it actually sucks and you're supposed to hate ityou're just a faggot
Even Alicent knows her sons are usurpers desu
>>221998096He will stumble back to the Wall after losing to the Boltons
>>221998037It wasn't his fucking fault for losing the Blackwater
>>221998149it takes a month to get from winterfell to the wall, and thats in normal weather
>>221998174Yep
>>221998139another thing i will never understand about zoomers is why they love AI slop so much. to me its just repulsive and makes anyone championing for it look like a 3rd worlder.
>>221998216
>>221998103I'm not saying it will work.
>>221998216First worlders use AI art albeit. Look at the chuds on X.
>>221998216It’s not a matter of love, it’s convenient. Like when people say hurr durr ai slop, I ask you, well who’s gonna do the work instead? Nobody that’s who.
make a new phaggots
>>221998240the point of that meme is that the clouds aren't yelling back. yet, almost without a doubt, you AI slop spammers attempt to talk back when someone rejects what i'm sure if a very cool and hip thing to a brownoid on indian facebook.i never thought i'd be having to explain how a redditsons meme works, zoomers never fail to surprise.>>221998300twitter is mainly bots and people replying to them.>>221998323that's because you are a tourist who barely knows how the place works, which means you barely know what people here find funny (by people, i don't mean the occasional tourist who replies to you), which means you post your AI slop dayy after day, which no-one saves because nobody thinks your slop is anything but spam at best, and repulsive at worst. the funniest OCs are always the ones that just feature an idea. it's almost as if that's the point of what a meme even is if it wasn't so lost on you tourist faggots. the funniest images from /got/ i have are just something someone put together in paint in less than 10 sec, which, ironically enough, is probably faster than what you take waiting for your slop machine to spin up and output the slop you requested from it.
>>221993496Based dragonslayers
He shall rise!
>>221991697supposedly, pussy smells when it is washed with soap. women should either wash with a special acidic pussy wash or just use water.
>>221997914>Dark StarLmao. Cole should have honorkilled Rhaenyra the second she asked to bed him.
>>221998368Be the change you want in the world
>>221998060Sir twenty Goodman will give Stannis a red smile.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2-SEzX5-dqA&list=RD2-SEzX5-dqA&start_radio=1&pp=ygUSU2lyIHR3ZW50eSBnb29kbWVioAcB&ra=m
>>221995328>didn't douche regularlydont do this shit. its complete nonsense.
>>221997914You should add Myrcella, who valiantly fought against Darkstar to a draw
>>221998685>>221998685>>221998685>>221998685New Bread
>>221998216I was under the impression that the people who consumed copious amounts of ai-slop were the elderly, to the ranks of whom only the very first zoomers can be counted.It seems that every generation will disavow ai slop and blame it's proliferation on someone else.
>>221997887It is shameful to have your nickname lifted from an ancestor of Warwick Davis.
