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Punished Daemon edition

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>In my Kingsguard? Darkstar. He's of the night.
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*teaches your kids some Dornish*
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>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
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>>222008174
supposed to memetext it

>>222008211
Why couldn't Aegon conquer Dorne?
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Naaaarth sex
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>*teaches your kids some aaagghhish*
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>>222008127
>Punished Daemon edition

>
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>>222008211
Shave your arms, monkey.
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Question for lore experts!

Aside from the Brotherhood without Banners, are there any smallfolk heroes in Westerosi history?

I mean like smallfolk that fought for the rights of smallfolk. In England we had a lot of peasants rebellions and the like, so I’m curious how it is in Westeros.
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>>222008217
Water wizards
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>*teaches his niece to suck cock*
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>>222008250
all the stinky warriors son maegor killed
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>>222008242
Tell me, why would a man raised in the light of the Seven mock his gods so?
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>>222008250
The high sparrow, the king beyond the wall,
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>>222008242
I liked how he laughed at Rahenyra's woman moment
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>>222008250
the Shepherd
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>>222008275
>the king beyond the wall
wildlings tend to murder westerosi peasants and steal their stuff
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>>222008250
Kingswood Brotherhood are the obvious example
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>>222008250
That would require George taking some attention away from glazing the Targaryens.
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>My Alys, where did my Nuncle go?
>Aemond, sweetling. Where Daemon Whent doesn't matter.
>Whent you say… I like that word

That's all it is. You fucking idiots think these writers care about niche fandom theories?
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>>222008250
The Chill Chuds
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>>222008284
Only Chads like Daemon are allowed to do that. Chuds like Aegon, Aemond, and Vaemond get executed.
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Why would GRRM cut the Battle of the Bastards? Its literally the coolest thing ever.
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>>222008309
I don't care about the writers fanfiction but people here are forced to defend the show if it happens.
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>>222008297
Wildlings count as westerosi peasants, they’re just killing the cucked kneelers.
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>>222008266
>>222008275
>>222008288
Why are all the smallfolk movements religious in nature?
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>>222008352
Because Smallfolk are deeply religious
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>>222008352
Because magic and dragons are real yo
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>>222008352
Because historically they've often had a religious grounding?
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>>222008346
lmao
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>>222008352
Nothing else could give men the courage to stand against steel-clad men and fire-breathing beasts.
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>>222008352
Cope for having such shitty poor lives. They put all their hopes in having a good after life.
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>>222008217
>Why couldn't Aegon conquer Dorne?
Plot armour
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>>222008334
With Littlefinger still fucking around in the Vale in the books the Vale Knights wouldn't be able to show up in time to full Jon's ass out of the fire.
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>>222008352

It's the same in real life.

Usually peasant rebellions were Christian and rooted in Christian beliefs (helping the poor, feeding the hungry, aiding the stranger, etc).
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>>222008309
Mayhaps.
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Dunkaerion is canon.

Aerion has already been knocked up several times by Dunk.
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>>222008315
Chad doesn't need to groom his niece
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>>222008250
Eh no not really
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You have ten (10) seconds to post your favourite Ulf White pic or treason will come to your Tumbleton!
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>>222008428
Is that why Aerion drank the wildfire? Did he mix it up with his moon tea?
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>The "Dreadfort"! Hey fellas, the "Dreadfort"! Ooh La-Di-Dah, Mister Bolton!
>Well, what do you call it?
>A Karhold.
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>>222008352
Because that's what happened irl
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>>222008352
Because the seven only help the smallfolk like davos and dunk
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>>222008449
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>>222008334
because Ramsay is a meme in the books, not a serious threat. And that battle was dogshit in the show, pure slop on multiple levels
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>>222008473
Christ is that who that is. I thought he looked familiar but was simply too lazy to look him up.
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>>222008471
And the dragonpit rioters
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>>222008460
>Dreadfort
What a bunch of fucking edgelords
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>>222008217
>Why couldn't Aegon conquer Dorne?
because GRRM's a fat hack who wrote in book 1 that they weren't conquered, then had to come up with an explanation for how at some point even if it made no sense
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>>222008449
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>>222008474
This is the culmination of millennia of vampire overlords seething at the wargwolves. It’s going to be an epic battle bro
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>>222008217
The Dornish didn’t hear no bell.
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Greenbros... it's been nearly a WEEK since we last got to see RAPE... how are we holding up..
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>>222008536
>overlords
>plural
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Who will have a more humiliating death, Ormund or Cole?
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Stannis is going to use gunkata to wipe out the B*ltons at the Battle of the Ice (Formerly Fire) and it's going to be the coolest shit ever
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>>222008569
They are specifically making ormunds death honorable to contrast with Cristins dishonorable one
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>>222008569
Cole is confirmed to be shot by Black Aly which isn't that humiliating so I think Ormund
>Gwayne walks to his tent to see him being topped by Daeron and calling him his sweet Targaryen king
>burns the tent in disgust
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>>222008569
They're really hyping up Ormund's sensitivity to smell so maybe whoever kills him with get an opening after farting.
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>>222008569
I heard they shit in Ormund’s vinaigrette.
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Ormund is gonna drown in poop
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All this talk about Ormunds aversion to stinkiness
They're going to have to subvert this, they can't just have him get stink bombed, it's too obvious

>this.. smells like defeat...
and then he sepukkus
my prediction
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>>222008631
They’re combining his death with Jon roxtons, he guts rodrick with vigilance and the smell makes him vomit which gives Rodrick an opening to kill him
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Criston Chode was remembered by Ser Jaime Lannister

Two queen fuckers, although Criston had him beat with two of them
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>>222008681
Rhaenyra is a princess not a queen
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Shipping Dunk with Tanselle is just right.

Shipping Dunk with Lyonel feels so good.

Shipping Dunk with Baelor hits different.

Shipping Dunk with Rohanne scratch the right part of my brain.

Shipping Dunk with John the Fiddler wakes something new in me.

Shipping Dunk is the answer.

Dunk is everything.
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>>222008718
Mayhaps
Or mayhaps she's a bitch with a dragon
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>>222008719
Dunk and Rohanne is funny because Rohanne is Tywin's grandmother

So he fucks Tywin's Grandmother.
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>>222008718
She's the Queen of Bastards.
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>>222008679
How does roxton die then
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>I know you caught me trying to rape the queen and I'm glad you came because, she is in fact a traitor! Arrest her!
>Nah nigga I'mma arrest you!
>Thank you black man for saving me and not having me arrested!
Who writes this drivel? Who watches this drivel?
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>>222008762
women
me
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>>222008751
he slips on a banana peel and impales himself on his own sword
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>>222008751
Maybe they'll have him be the guy who drinks the wine to convince Ulf it's not posioned.
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>>222008496
>A dragon, large, on her back!
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>>222008597
i like this picture because you can tell the person that made it is either a virgin or very low iq by projecting modern day values into the past
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>>222008796
Ulf is a good guy in the show, why would they poison him?
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>>222008536
Nah. The real threat is Roose weaponizing Fat Walda as a baby cannon with which he can shoot babies over the walls of the dreadfort and at the heads of his enemies.
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>>222008569
Us, the viewer, surviving and watching this slop
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>>222008529
What transforms this mad lad into a man who has nightly rape orgies and feeds the worst-performing girl to his dragon?
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>>222008762
>the queen
*queen dowager
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Who has the baddest pussy in HOTD
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>>222008783
>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!
>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!
>wHaT iF aEmOnD aNd aLiCeNt kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!
>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA fUcKs OvEr CoRlYs FoR nO rEaSoN?!
I will never let up or forgive you for what you’ve done, Sara. Only corrective rape from my penis will undo what you’ve done.
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>>222008861
imagine how fucking freaky helaena gets if you gives you her undevoted attention
the problem is is she retarded and not present
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>>222008719
Ship Dunk with Egg, cowards
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>>222008631
Are they implying that he's autistic?
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>>222008867
Rhaenyra fucking over Corlys was good though. It was the entitled, retarded, smug, self interested Rhaenyra of the books. In fact if you want book rhaenyra you're kinda eating good this season minus her getting fat
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>>222008250
look into the Poor Fellows
Targshits and Highblowers don't want you to know of them
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Hypothetically if the Blacks all lived. Would Daemon really be okay with Strongs being heir to the throne? Would he try and take care of them or be content with Raella being queen?
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>ormund gets stabbed
>sniffs his incense
>at least I will die.. smelling good....
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS as he dies
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>>222008901
Why would he care? They're married to his daughters
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>>222008826
With Ormund dead, Ulf could go on a drunken rant about using his dragon to claim Oldtown like Daemon joked about. The Hightower bannerman take him out.
Hugh I like to think will die like in the books or go out fighting Addam on dragon back.
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>>222008915
They are BASTARDS anon....
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>>222008899
she's too weepy, not nearly angry enough

>>222008912
>roll credits
>and who
>smelled you
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>>222008944
>she's too weepy, not nearly angry enough
and she should be more vindictive, but compared to how I thought they would depict her - a flawless angel and only men are bad - they've actually not gone that direction, at least anywhere near to the extent I expected
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>>222008915
>Why would Daemon care about First Men bastards breeding his daughters to legtimize them taking the Valyrian crown

You're right he wouldn't
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>>222008899
>minus her getting fat
I don't think they've filmed Season 4 yet so there's still time for thick Rhaenyra to make an appearance.
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Do Targaryen women poop?
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>>222008900
Hightowers would, they supported the Faith Militant for thousands of years
The Sparrow is probably their man
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>>222009013
Dany certainly does.
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>>222008127
Predictions for the mad king stageplay?
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They show Dunk taking a huge diarhea shut but denied us Dany shitting, and women have the FUCKING AUDACITY to whine about sexism
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How shameless do you have to be to have three blatant bastards and pass them off as pure blooded kings that thousands of men should die for?
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>>222008242
Why does Nyra always seem to hate her uncle husband?
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>>222009037
White man bad
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>>222009037
NIGGERS
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>>222008556
Yes IT pretends to be multiple different Bolton lords over the eons.
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Thoughts on House Truefyre?
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Boltons are way less interesting and thought out than fandom makes them
They are the bad northern guys
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>>222008888
Checked, but Egg is bald and thus not icsh.
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>>222009101
>>222009093
This.
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Thoughts on house Cuckfart?
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>>222009033
ew
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>>222009174
i think your house is noble and gay
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>>222009037
There's another stageplay?!
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>>222009174
I'm glad it dies with Ser Criston
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>>222009197
You jest. But if one was to literally have a noble house and seat in Westeros. It would be worth it regardless of the name, no?
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>>222009037
Aerys small weewee syndrome next to Tywin.
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>>222008827
Wait, I know this plot.
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>>222009229
Maybe, maybe not.
Would you rather be a lord of Cockmongler Hall in the riverlands opposite the Golden Tooth or lord of the Rimjobfort across Ironman's Bay from the Iron Islands, or some smallfolk toiling in the stormlands or reach?
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>>222009123
I get Aegon is supposed to dislike bastards but idk killing your possible relatives is kind of fucked up.
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>>222009072
Just have to be a woman.
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>>222009262
Is that the sweaty guy from Alien Earth?
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>>222009262
>casting a black man as a dishonest, cowardly thief that turns violent in a moments notice and sucks his teeth while saying stuff like "ayo dunk, hol up"
based

plus he's a good actor
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>>222009272
We can hope the Rimjobfort is relatively impoverished and not worth it compared to the Seagard and/or Lannisport
If yes. Then I would pick it. These Ironborn wouldn't bother
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>>222009282
Rhaenyra wouldn't do it, she was too just for that.
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>>222008719
this.
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>>222009262
House Benis
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>>222009272
One of these lords, think of all the puns I could make.
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>>222009262
Bennis is a filthy dishonorable scumbag, so I'm sure they'll make him a shining knight of virtue.
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>>222009327
name three
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>>222009317
Yea Daemon will do it for her while she sits on her thrown and ask what would you have her do?
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>>222009262
>Decided to race swap a character by casting a black actor
>The characters he's playing is called Brownshield
I'm genuinely asking here but isn't this kind of racist?
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Haha Benis :DDDD
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>>222009314
All ironborn shiplets would see that they have no chance looting Seagard and sail to your fort.
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>>222009335
god i love that terrible show
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>>222009358
his name is not brownshield, thats his knight title like bron of the blackwaters
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>>222009372
>the Ironborn have attacked Seagard only once in 300 years
Are the Mallisters *that* OP?
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>>222009351
The puns must come naturally in response to someone.
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>>222009372
Well shit
I would hope my death is swift. At least I didn't break my back working the soil
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>>222009322
quite honestly the best ass i've seen on tv
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>>222008127
they managed to make me hate daemon :/
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Is genocide frowned upon in Westeros? Some of these houses really deserve it.
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>>222009023
I'm not talking about the filthy sparrow or the nu poor fellows Septon Moon is literally me
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>>222009410
>come naturally
is that problem at the Rimjobfort?
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How bad do you think the average male commoner smells in Westeros? What about male highborns?
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>>222009480
kek
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Ulf has a better reason to burn down King's Landing than Daenerys ever did
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>>222009262
wokeslop
"it's just a little turd, anon!"
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>>222009487
You realize medieval times existed IRL right? I'm sure there are plenty of real historical books you can read about this matter.
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>>222009464
neither am I, the Hightowers backed the Faith Militant for thousands of years
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>>222009462
Yes, very. When Tywin does it to the Reynes and Tarbecks it was unheard of and immediately becomes a historical matter that shapes how people see him
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>>222009497
>working-class pleb burning a city of Kings
he should be pushing a plow
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>>222009497
He would never do that, he's a hero of the people and also his favorite tavern with his friend Thomas is there
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>Those supposed leaks from last thread claiming Dany is finally heading to Westeros
Bullshit. How will we ever find out what Tiqui, Leng Yi, and Trader Town look like?
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>>222009517
Do you think their balls and cocks smelled pungent? What about their assholes? What does a knight’s asshole smell like?
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>>222008217
the desert sucks
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>>222009272
Cockmongler hall sounds like a noble old pile.
Henceforth you may all address me as Lord Williegrab of Cockmongler hall.
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are there still only a weak ass 8 episodes this season or will they actually give us more like they should? they owe me
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>>222009553
>city of kings
Random castles like Banefort or Barrowton had been seats of more kings that it.
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>>222009636
yer sigil, m'lord?
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>>222009663
8
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Will there be Aegon bowl in the books or is Jon vs Faegon not feasible?
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>>222009695
Jon dun want it
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>>222009683
I thought it was only 8 last season because of that strike or whatever happened during the making of season 2
did they just get lazy and cheap?
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Thoughts?
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>>222009695
Jon's name is not Aegon, that would be fucking stupid because Rhaegar already had a son named Aegon, it will be something else
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>>222009756
It will be Aenus.
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>>222009756
Rhaegar is autistic enough to do it.
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>>222009756
GRRM already confirmed it was Daemon.
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>>222009756
It will be Visenya by that logic
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>>222009738
No they are doing 8 because it's cheap and they can expand to 4 season
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>>222008250
Ser Duncan the Tall.
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>>222009522
yet they kept them out of their walls
curious
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>>222009754
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>>222008250
Pate the pig boy
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Characters with canonically small dicks

Jaime Lannister

Characters with canonically big dicks

Samwell Tarly

What are some else?
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I'm reading the fake leaks for autism sake, but can someone quickly remind me the last time Jojen appeared in adwd/affc?
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>>222009756
>>222009773
>>222009781
>>222009783
Duncan Targaryen
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>>222008250
Dick Bean.
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>>222009781
KINO
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>>222009675
Petty kings don't count
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>>222009842
The paste Bran eats
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>>222009754
Need to see Dunk fuck the shit out of him.
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>>222009862
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>>222009834
Doesnt Khal Drogo rip up Dany's pussy?
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>>222009792
>shows went from 22 episode seasons to 8

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost....for none now live who remember it.
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>>222009862
No king styled himself as petty
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Its sad that AI slop is taking over the fanbase. A whole generation of fans will not even know TheMico soon.
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>>222009892
Guilds, unions are inflation
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>Jon becomes an Ice Wight and Jaime becomes a Fire Wight

What does it mean?
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>>222008667
They will trebuchet dragonshit in to Tumbleton and Ormund will crash out and forsake his command, allowing Daeron the Daring to rise. This is hess and condol we're talking about, subtlety isn't something they possess
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>>222009909
It means nothing because it's fanfiction
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>>222009899
good fuck this low effort shit

>>222009909
pottery
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>>222009899
TheMico sucks desu
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>>222009899
Anti AI troons will really call any poorly made scribbly cartoon soul wont they?
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>>222009903
>unions are weaker than ever
>it's their fault greedy people are greedy
lmao
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>>222008127
egg is icsh
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>>222009824
>Pate the Lion.. Ackk
Pate the trampled, paste of broken twig, pate the HORSED!, Paste formerly Pate of Long leaf, Pate of Ground leaf, Pesto Pate Paste, Pate-died of internal hemorrhaging from his “loyal” and “brave” steeds. Tessarion’s dinner
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>>222009834
>Characters with canonically small dicks
Meera Reed
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>>222009949
>yeah bro if you don't use 300 writers we are going to strike
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>>222009944
okay but the women he draws are fuckable
see Cersei and Dany
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>>222009899
good, his fanart fucking sucks
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>>222009899
I liked his art :(
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>>222009944
It has its charm. When was it drawn? Early 2000s
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>>222008315
Aemond is a chad now that he has a girlfriend.
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>>222010123
>Aemond is a chad now
When has best boy not been a chad
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Why is Mysaria so excited?
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pate pate rhymes with hate
watt watt rhymes with thot
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>>222010141
She only cares about these poor diseased cretins for whatever reason
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>>222010083
Doing this to the cast was cruel and unusual. D+D should have resigned.
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>>222010115
same
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>>222010141
Same reason Pablo Escobar was happy when handing out a pittance to recruit more sicarios
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>All the leakers: OMG SUPER SHOCKING DEATH THIS WEEK! PEOPLE WILL NEVER SEE IT COMING
>It was SER LITERALLY WHO, the Goldcloak in the background.
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>>222010140
In Rhaenyra’s world he doesn’t have nuncle status.
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>>222010179
that was the death?
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>Gaemon
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>>222010163
>All those plastic bottles
I guess they wouldn't trust someone to bring an open pitches of water with glasses.
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>>222010206
Normies have not read any of the books so are shocked the evil greens would do something to the upstanding goldcloaks, don’t mind the time Daemon used them as his personal goon squad to feel like a bigger man.
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I would just keep Jon dead in the books to throw a curveball and go in a completely different direction
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>>222010296
it would be extremely painful
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>>222010265
More like gaymon!
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I LOVE MY GREEN QUEEN!
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>>222009899
>GRRM is suing AI companies for copyright infringement
>AFfC anniversary edition releases with all AI art
Clown world
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>>222010330
The two recognized queens of the entire dance
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>>222010308
Unironically the only way GRRM could spin a real twist that is still interesting and continues the core themes of the series would be if Stannis actually won
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>>222010330
this but ironically
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>>222010379
Cute and perfect!
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>>222010379
Young green queen!
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>>222010485
mogged monke insanely hard
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>>222010485
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>>222010355
Or if Roose actually is a vampire and decides to jump to Stannis to manipulate Melisandre to his own ends.
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>>222010505
Monke had insane princess brat sexual energy. A fundie daddy’s girl like Alicent couldn’t compete.
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>>222010585
CUTE!
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>>222010485
Cute!

>>222010505
this
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>>222010206
One leak said that Rhaenyra was going to flirt with the new Gold Cloak captain. Then another leak hyped up some character death of someone whose been getting alot of screentime.
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>>222010631
>Monke had insane princess brat sexual energy
You're not wrong
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>>222010639
I thought Olivia Cooke was an upgrade because she kind of looks like Jessica alba if you squint in s1 but they’re either making her look older with makeup, weight gain, bad wig, and/or the curse of bong genetics is finally striking.
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>>222010379
>>222010485
>>222010585
>>222010639
Our rightful queen.
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>>222010718
I don’t care if she looks like that kid from mad max or will poulter I would shag her until she’s preggo.
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>>222008744
Unfortunately for her that’s an epithet and not an actual title.
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>Brandon and Lyanna had a secret relationship
>Brandon got Lyanna pregnant with Jon
>Lyanna meets Rhaegar at the tournament she is crowned but later Rhaegar learns about the pregnancy but keeps up the ruse the kid is really his to protect Lyanna's honor
>Lyanna learns Rhaegar is secretly gay and madly in love with Jon Connington he only married Elia out of duty to appease his family and tradition in continuing the Targ line
>Benjen knew about the relationship between Lyanna and Brandon and exiled himself to the wall out of grief hoping to take the secret of their incest to the grave with him
>Roberts Rebellion happens resulting in Jon being born

This is how the books will go
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>looking up Blackfyre on Amazon

>VERSATILITY: Functions as both a decorative piece and a battle-ready sword, suitable for display or practical use

hmm
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>>222010792
kek
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Our young prince is going to win the continent over.
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>>222010947
Is he popular? Nigga is dying soon
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>>222010792
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>>222010979
He’s going to reincarnate as Link.
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Bend the knee.
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Thoughts?
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ormund with his head down and arse up while daeron thrashes him
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>>222011145
If his cock burst like a sausage what happened to his butt
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>>222010719
Haleaealeaena mogs
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>>222008234
Kek
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>>222011205
Snail tappers! Assemble!
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>>222008250
Moon Boy.
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>>222008382
Good point.
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>>222010379
emma d'arcy raped her and now shes nonbinary loser too
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>>222008352
It's actually historically accurate. There were many social movements in the Middle Ages, which were explicitly religiously motivated. Mobilizing the commoners is a way for priests and quasi-priests to gain more power and reduce the power of the nobility and king.
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Man I’m gonna buy and good zaza and cocktails when Aegon 2 burns Rhaenyra and finally ends this shit show. I’ll be come here to post

The woman queen is dead kek
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>when your queen is beyond insufferable the greens look good who fucking are kikes
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>>222011355
any chance this happens by the end of the season, dont wanna see troonyra anymore she shortens each episode by like half an hour these days
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>>222011372
They come from the in universe Vatican city. The kikes in the show are Italians and live on an entirely different continent.
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>>222008127
This nigga Alyn is growing on me. I like his even keeled well tempered demeanor. And the way he killed the troon pirate by drowning and stabbing him was BASED. I can't get past the dreadlocks on the other Velaryon jigaboos though. It's just not an appropriate vibe for a high fantasy setting.
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>>222011393
No
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>>222009679
How one blazons the old arms.
We leave them misaligned on purpose because we are retarded.
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>>222011415
They should have given the velaryons purple eyes instead.
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>>222008264
she already knew how, by the time he got any from her she'd had more foot traffic than the kingsroad
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>>222011415
He’s the only character who I respect. Daemon is fun to watch too but he’s borderline evil but he’s trying to be better from seeing the future or whatever
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>>222009780
A autist would never stand for such nominative disorder.
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>>222010586
>Theon chapter
>Stannis decided to behead him in Winterfell godswood
>he beats the Freys takes Winterfell
>the roof of the Great Hall collapses killing many norf lords including Roose
>Stannis survives
>Theon notices something is wrong but can't put a finger on it
>then the realizes, just as Stannis' sword falls
>his eyes are the wrong colour
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>>222011393
Not a chance in Hell
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>>222009262
>Bennis of the Brown Shield
>Black actor
based and understatedly racist pilled
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>>222011489
Kino
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>>222009571
8 year old me thinks Stygai is badass
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KINO.
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PURE.
KINO.
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no new ulf memes?
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>>222011777
Wasn't in episode 5
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>>222011734
>>222011752
This is not kino
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>>222012110
If you really think what you're even doing here anon?
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>>222012269
>think what

think that* sorry
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>>222012269
That's none of your business
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>>222012355
>That's none of your business
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>>222012367
Yes
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Ironborn keeping Targaryen traditions alive!
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>>222008127
What can we expect from Daeron????
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>>222008217
>Why couldn't Aegon conquer Dorne?
Dorne is a desert. Fire and sand make glass aka ice or White Walkers. Not a good plan.
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>>222012269
>i'm acting!
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>>222012619
I don't it's all acting, i genuinely think Phia is mildly autistic.
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>>222012545
He's touching her belly button, not her pussy...
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Joffrey the bastard king named after his fake dad's gay lover
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>>222012269
logs
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Why do we pick on those poor Velaryon boys again? They did nothing wrong. Also no proof of the accusations. Them being bastards is mostly a show thing.
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>>222012650
so will they die in those walls ?
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at the hospital there was a baby named Raemond and I feel like the parents watch this
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The dragons died out because Viserys III is not a Targaryen but a lookalike the Rogares picked up. They successfully usurped the crown.
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>>222013094
>>222013094
In the book two blonde valarians with purple eyes “have” 3 brown haired boys with brown eyes and they all look suspiciously like Harwin Strong.
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>>222013372
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>Asshai sprawls for leagues across both sides of the Ash, and its great walls allegedly could contain Volantis, Qarth, King's Landing, and Oldtown combined. The population of Asshai, however, is no more than that of a good-sized market town. By night only one building in ten shows a light.
We need asshai kino
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Alys is touching Aemond's arm.
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>>222012269
This is the a song of ice and fire adaptations thread, not the telenovela for people with traumatic brain damage thread. At least not exclusively.
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NEW THREAD >>222013565

NEW THREAD >>222013565

NEW THREAD >>222013565
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>>222013502
I need to watch some of her movies so I can pretend the last decade of my life didn’t happen
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>>222013530
some chucklefuck sellsword from Westeros trying not to get merked there would be kino
I'll call it
Surviving Asshai
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>>222008762
At this point I just hate watch it. They're so far off the book I have no idea how they'll ruin it next. Still amazes me. All they had to do was write dialogue. Unlike D&D the whole story was right there for them. But I guess this is what happens when you let a cuck and a dyke run your flagship show. Dunk and Egg is the last best hope because the AC movie is going to suck unless they focus on Orys
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I screamed when Tyland showed up and for a moment I wasn't sure if I hadn't just woken up watching a YTP
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>>222013502
She reminds me of that Nu Wars bitch with the crustacean chompers



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