Sadako edition previous: >>222065252
>>222088294Movie is fucking old, why even pick it? Tf is wrong with you
So...has anyone seen all of them? I've only seen the original, Ring 2, Sadako, and the American ones.
Speaking of Mongolian horror films, has anyone see the Korean remake/sidemake of the Ring film?
>>222088294Is Ready or Not 2 worth a watch?
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>>222088294Hopes for Evil Dead Wrath? I really didn't like Burn and Rise was forgettable. Hope this is a bit of a course correction.
>>222088480>Hopes for Evil Dead Wrath?None really. Ash vs The Evil Dead was the last time Evil Dead was good.
>>222088640Is Ash vs Evil Dead woke?
>>222088294This flick is hard to get hold of, it's the only one I haven't seen
>>222088408Hair kino
>>222088640that dude is gonna be dead by dawn alright
What are some other supernatural vidya kinos like Stay Alive?
Ya'll ever had a real life horror experience? Mundane, supernatural, long, short, just a single sighting of something; it all counts.
>>222089449yeah
>>222089449no
>>222089449maybe
>>222089449I don't know
>>222089620What do you know?
>>222089449I am certain I was being followed by someone while driving home late ome night. I had a sudden gut feeling of 'danger' while driving. I got off the highway thinking maybe there was something coming up or wrong with my car. Then the car behind me followed me off, even though I exited last minute and quickly. Then I pulled into a random parking lot quickly and they drove off. My sense of danger immediately went away. Then I saw them turn around at the end of the road so I drove around random neighborhoods to make sure I lost them and verify they weren't following me anymore. Might have been paranoia but something like that never happened before or since.Have a couple supernatural things happen too, but those are longer /x/ related stories.
>>222089691you're not the boss of me now
>>222089703I once had a neighbor who told me one day that there were UFOs watching him and then that night he fell out of a third story window and died.
Just finished. Pretty good psycho killer character study that had an aura that was, dare I say it, Lynchian? I mean that on the low end of the spectrum, haha, it occasionally felt a little like a season two episode of Twin Peaks, especially cause the lead looks vaguely like a young David Lynch, lolAnyway, this guy works at an NYC morgue and one day lo and behold his oneitis that he obsesses over shows up in his morgue, dead. He's shattered, but then becomes obsessed with the idea that she was buried alive and things progress from there. It's got a similar vibe to Nekromantik but much less gross during the first half, but he gets more unhinged and psycho as things go on. The makeup is very good, they keep the live actress in it as the girl's corpse decomposes, and they switch between showing us as she physically is and as he sees her. The dead girl is gorgeous and shows her tits plenty. Like I said, pretty good, I see why Mondo Macabro picked it up.
>>222089757Out of his own house's third story window? If so kind of spooky
>>222088688No, just watch it.
>>222089757Spook
>>222089006I wish they'd advertise all services spookily
>>222089449I have a regular boring ghost stories but the most terrifying "spooky" thing to ever happen to me was when I was around 10 and cycling around the lakes near me, I went down a path into some woods I hadn't been before and fell into a ditch/pit surrounded by dead trees, on the trees were loads of handmade voodoo dolls with pins in them, obviously in retrospect it was just some older kids messing around in the woods but it really did spook little me.
>>222091390>on the trees were loads of handmade voodoo dolls with pins in themI had a friend who had a similar experience. 37 years later, he was decapitated in a massive train crash.
>>222089449A random ass video changed to some analog horror style shit out of nowhere then went back to normal, the guy didn't bring it up and didn't answer my comment, so idk if i imagined it or not and it was such a random "filler noise" video that i can't find it anymore.On a true real life level, never had any supernatural experiences as far as i know of, tho i do believe in it to some extent.
>"oh there's a tv adaptation of ringu">only good quality available is a 1080i 160gb bluray rippain
>>222091605I can only hope I go out in such a spectacular fashion.
>>222092068you'll go of dehydrationbecause of a diarrhea-based deathalone, grasping for helpand in a gas station toileti have thus foreseen it
>>222092190At least I'll traumatize the next person to walk in.
>>222092190Then some wagie is going to have to clean it up or get fired by their boss who's probably at home watching them on the security cameras.
>>222089857The girl is black?
>>222089449When I was young my parents left my sisters and I at home to go watch some sports game, probably one of the first times we were left alone as kids.But out the window we saw the strangest lightning. Never seen anything like it since, red glowing flashes and no thunder. We were convinced it was aliens, scared us for sure.
>>222088294>>222088388>>222088408No movie character has ever owed me sex more than SadakoI don't understand why it's even a "horror" franchise when it literally has the most attractive and lovable character in the history of fiction
>>222089449When I was a kid I saw the hat man for monthsAll I can say is that I'm so fucking old that there was certainly no internet in my childhood, no cross contaminationIn fact the horrifying moment came years later when I saw all the creepypastas and shit and realized that he wasn't some singular whim of my retarded kid brain, that plenty of other people had seen the exact same motherfuckerEven now I struggle, what's the rational explanation? The human shape sure, that's brain chemistry 101, but why did we all see him in that stupid fucking hat?
>>222089449Not really, but something very odd did happen. Somehow I got lost in my room. I could navigate my room blindfolded and it's not big either. I woke up in the middle of the night and needed to go to the bathroom. I turned left and began to walk to reach my door, but it took way longer than it should have. Somehow I ended up stumbling into my closet, which is impossible. My closet is going straight from my bed, not left, and it's the same distance away as the door. So how the fuck did I end up in my closet? I still have no fucking clue and it has bothered me all these years later.
>>222092611damn you went into the backrooms
>>222092794Maybe some kind of space manipulation? I'm not sure, but it's one of two big mysteries I still haven't solved. The other being a movie I swear I saw, but can't find even though I remember a very specific scene that even AI can't help me with.
>>222088640Lost it at their reactions.
>The Last House>comes out August 7thTrailer looked decent enough. It's also a rarity these days in that the main family is a white male and asian female.
>>222092921don't go inthe last houseon the left
>>222092518> but why did we all see him in that stupid fucking hat?Only the stupid kids saw that stupid hat.
>>222092611this happened to me once except after a minute I realized that I wasn't in my room I was actually at my parents place
BLEH!
Vampires have it right, you should go out at night and stay in during the day. Would make summers more bearable.
>>222092456True
Didn't like it. It all takes place in a building, while completely lacking the horror element to it. Its just a boring action movie, with a silly premise of "ant" zombies.
>>222094867monkey scene was good
>>222088294>inb4 "le ambiguous ending" where both the monster and the main character get into a fight and one of them dies but you don't know if it was the monster who died or the main character but the movie makes you think the main character lived but in the last 4 seconds of the movie there is "le subtle" implication its actually the monster and then the credits roll.
>>222095445That's for sure how its going to end
>>222090326Third story apartment, but yeah
Do you have more hope for the F13 reboot or the ANOES one?
Flat = Justice.
>>222095445kino
>>222096799It depends on which one casts the Canadian actress Amanda Fix. She's the hottest current scream queen.
>>222096799I have negative hopes for F13 and the Crystal Lake series.Don't particularly care about Elm Street without Robert Englund.
Watched Exit 8 over the weekend. Pretty good aside from the main character being an annoying, coughing faggot for 95% of the movie. Also finished Tales From the Crypt. Some pretty kino episodes in season 7. WTF were they thinking with that animated final episode, though? Also, the sound mix is completely fucked. You can barely hear the Cryptkeeper's narration, but if you turn the volume up enough to hear him the rest of the audio blows your head off.>>222094091And a good bleh to you
New pic of Amanda Fix's beautiful blue eyed from Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
>>222088388I've seen Ringu 1 and 2, Spiralu (not to be confused with Uzumaki (Spirals in English), the live action adaptation of Junji Ito's Uzumaki), and Sayako vs Kayako
>>222089449yes, i saw a blue light coming out the living room when i was 11 at 2 am, it had the caustic effect, like it was coming from underwater. I was too scared to look inside the room so i'll never know what it was
>>222089449Not really. Used to have Sleep Paralysis as a kiddo, thinking there were monsters in the closet.Also, not scary in itself, but I have have something I call "vertigo", amd it's when I lay down in the dark (in bed or whatever), and the room "breathes". The room gets bigger, then smaller. It feels pleasurable to me (especially if I smoked a bunch of dope before), but it kinda looks like the staircase dolly zoom in Vertigo(/High Anxiety)
>>222098370It's way fucking slower than in Vertigo though*
Saw a billboard that said "Lawyermaxxing" and wanted to kill everyone that let it happen. Must be how slasher villains feel when they see drug users, sex havers, etc.
Any LA bros going?
>>222095445What if the dad just front kicked her in the face right there? Side note, the trailer was really good but that jump scare didn’t do it for me. Chastain is just so pretty that I found her smile very endearing instead of creepy.
>>222099578nice bussy
>>222099228for its restaurants featuring AI-generated menus with gibberish text and dishes that look nothing like reality
>>222096799did they confirm a new F13 movie? i'm not gonna bother with the series
Hello, working class. I have quit my job so now I can post here any time now.
>>222101400Glad to hear it Fixbro
>>222101400Based, checked and neetpilled
After watching Masking Threshold, I had a hearty chuckle when I learned it was directed by the same guy who did Solvent. The movie suddenly made a lot more sense. I can see why the gay nazi incels here hated the movie and Solvent because they hit too close to home for them kek.
>>222101966>gunshot fade to blackfantastic movie 10/10
What is a good horror flick to stream with my egf?
>>222101430>>222101559Thanks guys. Mommy also gave me $8000. What should I watch tonight? I hear Colony was amazing.
>>222102680Probably Colony, I am hearing good things about this one.
>>222102922You were wrongly informed, see my extensive review here:>>222094867>>222095445Mommy!
>>222102949>streamthe movie isn't out on streaming yet
>>222102967Your review is worthless.
>>222102967Your picture is ugly.
>>222088388I’ve seen all but two (maybe three?) of these. I love Ringu and the one where sadako joins a theatre troupe. The rest are pure slop. The sequels are obsessed with sadako trying to be reborn but that’s pure dogshit as a concept because she’s not scary as a dangerous psychic, she’s scary because she’s a video that will kill you if watch it unless you doom someone else to die. Also fuck spiralslop
>>222100535I think they have said that they are developing a new film
>>222092426>>222098338When I was young I saw the face of a robotic alien on my ceiling at night and it terrified me so much I jumped out of bed and woke my parents up who figured out it was the reflection from a flood light on top of the building across the street from us. they adjusted the blinds and the "face" went away.tldr you were all stupid kids and didn't see shit
>>222103257Holy, you are stupid.
>>222102999It is out on my tv box actually. I haven’t seen the movie yet though.
>>222094134I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day
>Although it’s been well documented that Miramax has been developing a Halloween television series, reliable sources are telling us this has been shelved.>The reason given was that the company couldn’t drum up interest from a network or streamer.>Instead, those same sources are telling us that Miramax have instead shifted their focus back to feature films.https://www.screamhorrormag.com/heavy-rumour-miramax-shelves-halloween-tv-series-for-2028-feature-film/
>>222103719it comes out in theaters next monthit got leaked on torrenting sites, it's not out on streaming
>>222103801THANK GOD. I get they have nowhere to go but space but still, fuck tv shows.
I watched "Haunter" (2013). Found it kind of boring. What might have been an interesting story was drawn out way too long. It's Groundhog Day, but supposed to be scary, we get it. This should have been a 40 minute episode of a weekly TV show.Great corpsification scene though. Overall maybe a 4.5/10.
>>222103971she coulda been a big star
>>222103971Thanks for reminding me. Guys, watch Mine Games on Tubi.
>>222103080>>222103102>>222103412fuck off cunt
>>222104169Not all me.
Who's ready for Onslaughthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMLCbpM1fRQ
>>222104054the gravity of those two mellions would have been inescapeable. alas this timeline is cursed.
>>222104054Yeah, they tried to make her one. Her name's the only one on the poster and in contrast to the other actors her name appears BEFORE the title of the movie. She's pretty cute and she can act. Too bad "Hauter" wasn't a movie watched by people who discover stars.
>>222104324Fat
>>222103801Maybe the worst MM mask
>>222088388seen Ringu, it's not good or even scary.rare instance where the american remake was better.
>>222104800The original Halloween Michael Meyer mask was a William Shatner / Captain Kirk mask whose colour had been removed with paint thinner.
>>222104800Still don't understand to this day why it's so hard to make a good Myers mask. Even the movies kept fucking it up.
>>222094584>look up susu's shit>a bunch of boring pics/vids with no nudity or actionWhat a waste of five minutes
>>222088294Why does Asian horror suck so bad? Everything Japan puts out looks fake as shit.
>>222105655?
>>222103971>>222104054>>222104324She slammed into the wall doing 200mph
>>222099712The trailer messed up the jumpscare by playing the jumpscare music like almost a full second before spooky chastain even shows up on screen. Plus even spooky chastain is kinda cute, so there's that.
>>222088430if you liked the first one yes, if not no. I thought it was better than the first movie, but then I enjoy excess in this genre.
>>222105917still would
>>222106566Not worth watchng, peak roastie coded horror.
>>222089703This happened to me once on foot, I was walking home from a friend's house at around 3am and had this nagging feeling I was being watched or followed. I made a few turns that made no sense and could still hear footsteps far away. For some reason I can't explain instead of running home or going back into a well-lit area, I felt compelled to go into a dead end alley and then, once I reached the end I started walking back towards the mouth of the alley. Just as a I got half way, two figures entered the alley but I couldn't make them out because they were backlit. I stopped, they took a few steps towards me but when I started walking again they turned around and left. When I got back to the street there was no one in sight, I still felt very uneasy all the way home but could no longer hear footsteps.For a long time this bothered me but today I figured maybe they wanted to mug me but changed their mind when they lost the element of surprised and ran hard which is why I didn't see them, but I distinctly remember there was no running footsteps sound, just normal walking.
>>222106697You..live..in the ghetto?
>>222105917She can slam onto my cock doing 200mph
>poster features a nice set of legs>home movie quality video and a gay man wears the thong for 80% of the movie>ONE (1) pair of tits the entire movieI was bamboozled
>>222089449not me, but my parent's house has an allegedly haunted room and multiple people have said they felt a hand on their neck in bed or heard whispers, my brother and his gf even went as far as dragging the mattress into the corridor instead of sleeping there. Meanwhile I sleep there everytime I visit and haven't seen shit.In our childhood home though, from ages 6 to 8 I would regularly see some barechested kid crawl out from the plumbing under the bathroom sink and wander around the house. I don't really remember much beyond what my parents told me but I had to go see a psych because I was so convinced it was real. The summer I turned 10 a couple of neighborhood kids and I broke into an abandoned house in the countryside, came in through the basement window. Everything was gone as the house has been for sale for over a decade now, but up in the attic there was a mannequin left in a corner, the kind without a head but with limbs so you could put clothes on display. Someone had drilled a hole in one the hand parts and put what I can only describe as a wand or short, polished switch in the hand. As soon as we saw that we all felt It was wrong to be here and left running. Again probably nothing, but the wand thing is very strange. The next time I went to that part of the country I was 16 and the house had been sold to an old Dutch couple that wanted to make an inn out of it.
>>222106666why are you replying to me? I already watched it, anon.
>>222089449sleep paralysis as a kid nightmare fuel.
>>222106802not at all, I live in the historical center of my city and have never heard of a mugging commited in the area, but that's the only way I can explain away why they'd be following me into a dark alley that leads nowhere and only has emergency exists or service entrances.
>>222091390kek I used to do this kind of shit as an edgy teen, I'd buy cheap dolls anywhere I could and just string em up in the woods. I'd also leave cryptic, slightly threatening notes in people's mailboxes or on their porch. Ah to be a 13yo retard again.
>Bloody SmartNew horror TV show from Taiwan dropped. It's only 10 episodes so around 10 hours for the entire series.
This was good.
>>222089449Not spooky, but when I was 13 I went trick or treating with my best friend and my little brother. Very ordinary night, not much loot since our area didn't do Halloween as a big thing so most houses weren't really prepped. But then we get to this one place that has all the lights out but the one above the porch and the whole porch area has a glass veranda over it so that you have to open the front of it to get to the front door (I hope this makes sense). So we figured the owners must be home but maybe they're upstairs or something and ring the bell at the front door hoping for candy. No response at first, we ring again andhear a voice inside, we can't hear shit so just say ''Hello?'' but just more muted voice from the inside. So we knock on the door and suddenly someone is BANGING on the inside and howling. We're scared shitless so obviously turn in the direction of the exit: just behind the door is a tall figure in a dark trenchcoat with one of those Balinese masks on holding up a chainsaw it was off. My brother denies it but I'm pretty sure he pissed himself. Loud banging behind us, scary masked figure in front, that was the most scared I felt until that point in my life. Of course the dude took the mask off as soon as he got a good scare out of us and then his wife opened the door and gave us candy, they made a little fun of us but were nice enough. I left thinking every house should try and pull that kind of shit, but I think it only worked because of how unpopular trick or treating was in our area.
>>222092518qrd? I've never heard of this hat man before.
>>222092611maybe you were half-asleep or in a sleepwalking state. My brother used to sleepwalk and piss in the kitchen or a random closet all the time when he was a little kid, the first few times the dog got the blame lol.
>>222104054For me
>>222094867I was similarly disappointed, there are some cool ideas with the colony wide info transmission but the movie itself was nothing new or special. The characters were almost all annoying.
>>222107280I've never once sleepwalked, my parents would have known. I'm either asleep or wide awake, which is also why I never do naps.
>>222107034That's about 5 hours more than I'm willing to invest.
Is this slop best watched by release order or by chronologically?
>>222104235>Reginald VelJohnson I wonder how big his role will be.
hi bros wanted to let you know im watching this moobie called Loop Track about a very strange man who seems to need to avoid other humans for some reason going on a long hike where he's trapped among annoying fellow hikers and he's just quietly freaking out all the time. im very intrigued so far
>>222108965Hello bro. >>222107778Lmao.
>>222106853You took one for the team man. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.I just watched Venus Die-Trap>cool poster image>actual movie is Nanoshark tier>heavily padded with old stock footage and drive-in theater snack ads>the rest is an inch away from being talking heads >one "outdoor" shot looks like it was greeenscreened against a win95 screeensaver>almost never more than one character in a shot except the leads with replies coming from of camera>Monsters are handpuppets>the only girl was nowhere near at hot and fully dressed at all times
>>222107778Little timmy saw a dark figure with a hat in his hallway every night. lelll
>>222109654Lmao.
Just put on Dolly. Pretty good so far..Stifler guy aged well.
>>222108965ok I officially recommend this movie. dont look up anything about and see if you can guess what's going on. you won't lmao.
I posted a video talking about my favorite Lovecraft film Re-Animator! check it out anonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lWmVcyJGPo&t=16s
>>222109975thanks for the rec anon
>>222089449When I was in 4th or 5th grade, I went with my parents to one of my sister's swim meets. I left the pool room and was walking alone in the hallway of the school near the entrance. A big brown or black dog turned the corner nearest the entrance, looked at me, growled, then walked out. I went to look for it, but didn't see which way it had gone after going back outside. In retrospect, life seemed to get increasingly dull after that. I think that's the night I lost my innocence. I think about it a lot.
>>222109654Imagine all the timmies living in rural towns who saw a black figure with a hat in their hallways at 2am all throughout American history.
>>222104235>Horror movie about killing Nazi super soldiers in a modern settingAbout fucking time
Saw One Night Only. Weird coincidence that The Sex Purge stars the daughter of the star of The Purge
>>222088294Finishing possession for like maybe the 6-7th time? Really plan on watching it stoned as fuck, anyone else have other horror flicks to watch high?
>>222110071>Dan........look out.
horror movies for this feelinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7K-pr9ZinY
Watching Dolly and it is pretty good.
>>222107778>>222109034>>222110131Saddest retard on 4chan laughing at his own jokes, poor comfort for his sad life in the basement
>>222110567The Lawnmower ManDreamscape (not horror though)
Just put on All the Moids Love Mandy Lane
>>222111251the sick fantasies of a homo jeet
>>222111108There’s a random black character in this movie.
Romantic scene in otherwise a bad movie.
>>222088294I watched Cure and almost shit myself. I don't watch horror I though it was a thriller like Memories of Murder o algo>inb4 it's not horroralso what's the the gramophone recording mean? Just some artefact left by cult members once upon a time, to be listened to by new apprentices or randomly turned on by the detective
>>222111425What am I looking at?
>>222102967Tara Tainton is so fucking hot.
>>222111512My negroe
>>222111512She looks 60.
>>222111532Thank god!
I didn’t understand this scene.
>>222111532>She looks 60.she looks great
>>222088294looks like someone needs a correction
>>222111456I don't remember but I agree it's kino. Check out his new films, Cloud and Chime. They great.
>>222111562What do they say?>>222111622His films are so forgettable.
>>222111622will do
>>222111562https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miph27PBuQU
>>222111532god that’s hot
Did nobody ever think to try getting a gun?
>>222111829A gun for what
>>222111829I would if my state wasn’t so strict on it
>>222111829If Hannibal managed to do what he did with just a pen imagine what could have happened with a gun.
>>222111640Filtered
>>222089449>1996>12am>family driving along country road heading home>notice weird lights in sky>mom pulls over, we get out to look>light floats above us>dad: "that's not an plane!">next thing I remember is us driving along in total silence and it being 4am Dad died a few years ago and we talked about it a few times. He doesn't remember after getting out either. Mom refuses to talk about it and in recent years claims she doesn't know what I'm talking about.
>>222089449I was flying into an airport one time and as we were descending a mirrored sphere was flying alongside the plane
>>222094867I thought it was good, cool concept with the zombies. And last strech was outside.
>If a bear attacked me, at least people would believe me
>>222110184you'd piss your diaper
>>222110184Go back.
>>222111917
>>222112179>anon's barely disguised fetish
>>222104800kek
Just finished All the Boys Love Mandy Lane. Aged well. Was probably rated low when it came out but now in 2026, movie is almost perfect.
>>222108335Release order is the only way it makes sense. Skip the unrelated one they did last year tho.
recommend me a kino with this vibe
now im watching Lovely Dark and Deep. it's about this backcountry ranger who has like baggage because her little sister became a Missing 411 statistic but it has that actress from Barbarian and I decided I dont really like her dopey looking face and how her mouth is hanging open all the time. very fishlike. good moobie so far though
>>222111532Out of 10
>>222111456Yes, Kurosawa always intended for it to be an unconventional horror film: https://letterboxd.com/journal/kiyoshi-kurosawa-chime-serpents-path-interview/>Q: For the Belfort Entrevues Film Festival, you once played a game of “double features”. With each of your films screened there, you associated a film from your personal pantheon. Which films might you associate with Serpent’s Path and Chime?>A: Regarding Serpent’s Path, it was a film that I made such a long time ago, so I am having a difficult time remembering what headspace I was in back then. This answer is not necessarily limited to Serpent’s Path but, back then, I was making genre films. These V-cinema films were basically yakuza or gangster movies, but I remember I wanted to shoot them as if they were horror films. Even though the genre is that of gangster film, I wanted to shoot it in a way that was horror, in such a way that a ghost or a dead body could appear at any moment.>The reason why I was interested in doing so was actually The Silence of the Lambs—which is a very famous film that many people have seen. I remember being taken by this film, because it was ultimately a crime or detective story, and yet it felt like a horror film. It was shot as if it was a horror film. Of course, there are no ghosts that appear in it, but it still felt like horror.>When I watched this, I felt this was something that perhaps I could replicate while making films in Japan. This is a very specific memory that I have from watching that film. I started to think about how I can shoot non-horror stories to feel like horror stories. Out of that came my film Cure, which was the film I made before Serpent’s Path. Both of these films ultimately are not horror narratives, yet they feel like horror films.His views on horror is very interesting because to a Japanese person, especially from his generation, horror typically just means supernatural ghost stories and then he made one of the GOAT psychological horrors
>>222112477I agree with you
>>222112774The Last Exorcism
>>222113020seen it, anything else?
>>222113033The Wicker Man kind of maybe?
>>222113080Waiting for the 3rd movie
>>222113033Hmmm, it's not found footage but there's that A Dark Song film. Otherwise, perhaps The Tunnel or Occult.
>>222112179>>222112275Have I got the horror film for him then.
>65 days until Oct 1
>>222109974Did you recognize Ethan Suplee?
>>222113232>A Dark Songtrailer looks interestingi hope it's not some subversive plot like "there's no supernatural stuff and it's just a guy taking advantage of a stupid foid" bs >The Tunnelseen it, it's ok, the bitch deserved to die so terrible ending>Occultif you mean the japanese found footage from 2009 i have it downloaded but havent watched it yet
>>222113341yes, also he produced
>>222105460>Still don't understand to this day why it's so hard to make a good Myers mask.Because it was an shitty Captain Kirk maska) licensing rights of his image>2) it's incredibly difficult to intentionally make something bad that looks goodiii) Hollywood wants to redesign the mask all to get around the first two points, and they're incredibly incompetentIt's the perfect storm of inability vs lightning in a bottle.
>>222099228Good men pushed to do ungood things as a matter of doing an ultimately good act cannot be considered villains.
>ordered a Sackhead Jason NECA figure>got a poorly paint bootleg insteadFuck ebay.
>>222113522Fucking doodoo mask and doodoo face Jasonfuck this shit ebay sellers are subhuman
Watching Sleepy Camp III: Teenage Wasteland. I like Sleepy Camp II quite a bit, even though it doesn't work too well as a sequel to the first Sleepy Camp. Sleepy Camp III, however, is an excellent sequel to Sleepy Camp II. More Angela shenanigans, more offensive humor, more crazy kills, more nudity and, dare I say, better-looking breasts. Suffice to say, it rounds out the Sleepy Camp trilogy rather nicely.
>>222113345A Dark Song has the same vibe of two bri'ish people doing some spooky shit. Occult is buy the same director as Noroi. It's not for everyone but one of my favorite ff films.
>>222113378I think it's more that it's not only the exact mask, but the right head. There's people who make some pretty amazing replicas.
>>222113522>>222113532Absolute cunts. Neca bootlegs are so common I never try buy second hand ones unless they actually show close-up photos.
>>222113726The start of the film is a crack up
>>222113726I'm imagining anon as a toddler getting the name of the series wrong by accident but still intellectually aware enough to offer a thorough criticism, and it's very cuteAngela Shenanigans would be a pretty good porn star/drag queen name
>>222113341Who?
>>222114140Actor, from Remember the Titans, Boy Meets World, Without a Paddle, American History X, and My Name Is Earl, amongst other things.
>>222111456Didn't like Cure at all, I think the first killing happening with that circus-like music didn't properly set the tone of serious story>Memories of MurderActual kino
It's a full moon out tonight
>>222114440The only full moon I care about is the fat bare asses of hot women and/or boywives!
>>222114514>Audiences and critics alike did not know what to think of the rape scene in Michael vs. Ghostface
>>222114532Wait until they get to my Jason Voorhees vs Angela Baker fightfuck rape sequence(s).
>>222092518This lady talks about the hat man towards the end:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7-TYBeceGMI haven't seen the hat man before but I did see what I think was similar to a shadow person.
>>222114843>it's a genie!I ain't watching that shit.
>>222114390That's the point though. You don't expect anything horrific to occur at all but then it suddenly does. It establishes that a murder can suddenly happen at any point without warning carried out by ordinary people just going through their daily routine in a completely mundane setting and that music then never plays again because it served its purpose. The entire song only lasts for like a minute. There's barely any more music at all during the remaining two hours of the film.
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>>222111622cloud is fucking terrible why are you lying.
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>>222115054I'd put Cloud in my top films of the decade.
>>222115073Cute
>>222115054Cloud's hilarious and ridiculous
Just finished. Another shorts binge from my watchlist1/2Death Walks On Nitrate (2020)Same director as Viola vs. the Vampire King. Not much to this, he admits he just had an image he wanted to shoot and forced a narrative to get it. The short sucks, but kudos to him for sticking with his Super 8 aesthetic.https://youtu.be/p-geG6F693Q?si=YQVLK3OKwDGqND7t&t=2451Doom of Dracula (1966)The Dracula subplot from House of Dracula condensed into a Super 8 digest version. Not really a short, just watched it out of curiosity.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03Z0bQCtVk8Third Dimensional Murder (1941)A demo short for anaglyph 3D. They have a comedic narrator on a first person walk through a haunted house with lots of stuff poking straight into the camera. This presentation has the two images stacked in a column instead of overlaid in red & blue so it's a tough watch, but all the other elements are stuff I love.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=651vmupn-lMSeeing Green (2018)Awful feminine comedic short about some bitch getting revenge on brides to be with a cake that makes them bitches. I must've added this because it has an actress I thought was hot in it, and I like the redhead who makes the cake but this SUCKS.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzFcxBykQmkThe Hidebehind (2018)Short by the director of the Smile movies. Very simple, shot in the woods with one guy, but he nails the gimmick of the short. He fumbles hard by deciding to show us the monster, though, ruins his own short.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP7imEcclVk
>>2221151512/3Evilio (1992)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCegCxaqEHUEvilio Vuelve (1995)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgHu-PY4VdYPair of shorts from the director of the Torrente movies. I guess people in Spain see him as an Adam Sandler type or something, I google translated the letterboxd reviews for these and people seem to hate the guy. These are both about a gross hobo type (played by the director), who kidnaps people to punish them for minor sins. In the second he kills an old woman for offering him cookies when there are children starving in China, I think. Watched these unsubtitled and I don't speak Spanish, so I may have missed some of the humor but I'm pretty sure I caught the gist of it. The second video is somebody filming the short on a monitor with their phone, LMFAO. If there's a better way to see this I'll rewatch. Had some cute girls in these.Das Clown (1999)Feels like a Conan O'Brien sketch or something. Slideshow of a story of an evil clown doll and an old man. Twist ending. Not all that funny and definitely not even trying to be scary. Apparently people remember this from airing on IFC and the video has the old IFC Channel logo on it. John Popper from Blues Traveler narrates.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPNJr4_cu5EThe October Garden (1983)Homemade feeling little B&W short about some kids and a guy with a small cornfield who hates trespassers. Opens with a Ray Bradbury short and seems like it wants to be like something he would write. Not very impressive but you can tell there was talent behind it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j2hXxdCFko
>>2221151683/3Skin of Man (2021)First actually good thing I've watched doing these shorts binges. I'm a Dan Deacon fan so that's how this came to my attention. Two girls and a guy go into the woods, drop acid, and maybe see some tree/cave people. That's it. But the shooting is very stylish and polished, I'll probably rewatch this. Watched on the director's website.https://www.jimmyjoeroche.com/skin-of-manMy Love (1994)Sad and ugly little Amiga animation from the director of Midori about a sad girl with an ugly boil on her face and a sad, trollish, ugly little midget or child that falls in love with her. Sad and ugly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zXk1GxNJTAHands of Purple Distances (1962)Complete bullshit from I think Croatia. Some bitch makes wide eyed faces in the woods, some shots of a horse and buggy, lots of screeching. Worthless.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUQmtoeAygI
>>222115168*Opens with a Ray Bradbury quote
>>222108335Release, although part 1 is really bad. 2 is actually pretty good. 3 is a mixed bag.>>222112517This was just a standard modern slasher. I didn't like it, but didn't hate it. It's just what you'll find in all the other recent slashers, so it hits the 4.5-5/10 range.
>>222109974He's actually been good in the horror/thriller movies he's done. Really enjoyed him in Bloodline.
>>222089449i was once walking home and saw a half naked transparent chick sitting on a bench in mid december when it was like cold as fuck. i kinda wanted to talk to it but i was also afraid and just getting bad vibes so i just walked on by
>Leviticus>Two teenage boys must escape a violent entity that takes the form of the person they desire most — each other.That sounds incredibly GAY
>>222115492>HOLY SHIT A GHOST>ahh, she looks busy, I'd better not bother her
>>222115175I watched the Skin of Man one, nice analogy effects
>>222115505sounds like it's right up your alley then
>>222115958Only if you cuddle with me while we watch it
>>222115958>>222115992>you two later
>>222112816I read this on the archive already :3
>>222094867Hated how it's so obvious that the terrorist doctor was controlling the hive and they had to kill him to immobilize the rest of the zombies but the characters we're supposed to root for didn't and kept doing everything in their power to protect him until the last 20 minutes.
>>222089449i dont want to talk about itall I can say is demons are real and never sell your soul cuz you ain't getting shit except cursed and you're probably go to hell
>>222116610THIS NIGGA GOT STICKYFINGERED BY HIS UNCLE FOR A FREE PS2 THAT HE DIDN'T EVEN GET
>>222116681maybe he really did sell his soul
>>222088480I hope it's good, i need to rewatch rise but i remember liking it, didnt see burn.
another few eps of TFTC down. fun cameo from Robert Patrick.
>>222117866Everybody in the 90s dressed like they were on a TV show about the 90s
the amount of japanese stuff only available on VHS is crazy
>>222117866>TFTCThey put this on tubi recentlyNo idea if it's the same version that's on shudder tho
>>222118092stuff the japs produced for themselves was sincerely never intended to be released anywhere else
>>222118111hmmm, I should probably stop paying shudder for it. I think there was actually a film coming up on shudder I was wanting to see but I've forgotten it now.
>>222115492Define "half naked".
Anybody watched Leviticus yet? I just finished it.
>>222118134I'm canceling Shudder after the last Joe Bob special in October.
>>222118710I saw it in the theater and was bored to death
>>222118134>>222119377>paying for any streaming serviceI just pirate everything or use illegal streams. At worst you can pay like 1-5 a month for an IPTV service and it might include Shudder.
>>222119437It was really average, glad the runtime was short and it could’ve been even shorter.
This is the second slasher film I've seen Alexandra Daddario in where she doesn't get her fat milky jiggling heaving bouncing shuddering quivering quaking shaking jouncing juddering funbags out.It's like an endless tease session with her and horror.
>>222119471My time is worth more than the ~$7 a month I pay for Shudder
>>222115151>>222115168>>222115175You should become a namefag already so we can filter your walls of low-quality text.
Any mockumentaries where the camera crew discovers something that is way bigger than they ever imagined?
>>222119535Malevolence 1 was rough, but had potential as a concept. Had a made-for-tv quality take on Friday the 13th Part 2.Malevolence 2 was better only for camera quality, acting, and direction, but it was a far more boring film.On to Malevolence 3 now.
>>222119955Got 17 minutes and 30 seconds into Malevolence 3 and turned it off. Back to rough and with a cheap mid 2000s digital camera feel. The retained none of the quality increase of 2, and have worst acting than 1. One thing Malevolence 1 did that annoyed me was having sudden loud music stings whenever the killer appeared in the background of a shot, and it's back to doing that in Malevolence 3. 3 has more cliches than 1 had as well. Feels like it's worst for its time since this was made in 2018. Also a bold choice revealing your Jason/Myers ripoff as an emo twink. Not gonna waste my time with this one.
>>222104235i just can't bring myself to care about the ugly mexican girl and her ugly mexican mother. I hope the three cruelty squad chads end up successfully deporting her
>>222120755the ugly mexican Adria Arjona
>>222119901Found Footage is kind of like that, they are shooting a behind the scenes while they film a Bigfoot movie and then the movie gets real dark (and no, it's not that they find the real Bigfoot).Other than that there are a ton of low budget found footage films about people investigating a low level paranormal event that is more powerful than they thought. The Houses That October Built and then that other one, Hell House LLC or something.
>>222120975sorry ese, we're full! wetback hags have to go back
you guys need to check out the Haunted School franchise, the first 3 movies in particular
>>2221212681995?
>>222119901Nothing with a "camera crew", but "The Possession of Michael King" is a kind of mockumentary. Michael King's wife died of an accident, supposedly because she listened to a soothsayer lady. So as a form of revenge Michael sets out with a camera visiting mediums and conjurers of demons, trying to prove to the world that it's all hokum. But in the end it's not.
>>222113522I had this happen with a Leatherface, got a bootleg instead. Thinkgen of getting the remake one by McFarlane soon, they don't have any bootleg versions.
>>222121469yep, the live-action ones, aka Gakkou no Kaidan
>>222089449Not paranormal per se, but years ago I saw several projector-type lights shine on the apartment building next to mine, happened around 2 AM. There was no logical explanation for it unless one of my neighbors had bought a disco light machine of some kind and was fucking around with it.To this day I think it was aliens, but before I could get out of bed and take a look, the lights were gone.
>eyebrows too bushy, 1/10 would not bang
>>222119901The Conspiracy
>>222122060Just look at those pointy elbows jutting out of that jacket
>>222122212Disgusting. Clearly we needed a REAL woman like Zendaya or Awkwafina in that role.
well, if it's from producers of Obsession it has to be good
>>222122060i don't know what to tell you bro this spics not attractive
Hello, working class! It’s day two of my retirement. I saw Dolly last night, and it was decent. There was some good gore, but overall there just wasn’t enough violence . And honestly, it’s pretty unbelievable that a woman that size could pull all of that off. Movie gave off Incident in a Ghostland vibes.
>>222122533I've never seen Incident in a Ghostland, can you rate Dolly in terms of the Friday the 13th movies? I.e., part IV (great) or Part VIII (boring but it has its moments)
>>222111490People holding hands
>>222122729A black male and a white girl it looks like. Such a random picture.
>>222122711Dolly has its moments, and horror fans and gorehounds will definitely appreciate a few of the kills. That said, it drags in places and leans way too heavily on the usual horror cliches like knocking the killer down instead of finishing the job, then running away.
>>222122899That kinda sounds like a Jason Takes Manhattan to me
>>222122872The person who posted that pic is an autistic indian that spams his fetishes here whenever he isn't sleeping/banned.
>>222123135What fetish?
So, I watched "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" (1956). I dimly remember the 1970s version with Donald Sutherland, but it turns out there's actually 4 movies. I watched the very first one from 1956. Not going to lie, it's pretty corny. And while they shot in colour at the time at Hammer Studios in England, this American movie is still in black and white. It's a pretty straightforward adaptation of a magazine serial story, and it manages to build up suspense towards the end. And apparently this film was selected for preservation in the US National Film Registry by The Library of Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant."Anyway, 5.5/10 from me.
YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
>>222123660I think there's more than 4
>>222123678When I went looking for a restored version, I found a folder with 4 movies online "Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1956 - 2007". There's probably movies that have been inspired by this, but maybe they mean the 4 have the same basic story with the plants and the seed pods.Btw. I found out the German title is "Die Dämonischen" despite of them clearly saying in the movie there's nothing supernatural, it's seeds from space that do this. They even say that they kill faith that way, so the resulting clones don't even believe in demons anymore. Well, I guess they didn't care to much about movie titles back then, main thing was probably to get people to buy a theatre ticket.
>>222123660The 1950s Americana look will always be god-tier comfy. It being in black n white adds to it in my opinion.
>>222123660Cool. I might put this on tonight.
>>222123774Should watch the found footage adaptation of it called There Are Monsters.
>>222123792>The 1950s Americana look will always be god-tier comfyYeah there's a very specific reason for that.
>>222123792>>222123805It was a comfy watch, but as I said also very corny, so that's why it only got 5.5 out of 10 from me. Maybe that's just how people lived and behaved in the 1950s.>>222123827I hate found footage films, they're just an excuse to film cheaply and with a shaky camery. Maybe I'll check it out anyway.
>>222123853This genre and general isn’t for you. Please leave.
>>222123835We all know what you're talking about, but it's more than that. It's the simpler times feel before technology ruined everyone's brain. A time where the local diner was the spot to go. Girls didn't dress like whores and young guys didn't try to be black. Town businesses were family owned instead of just another corporate chain. That's not diving into anything money or job related.
>>222123931That's a big part of it too. It gets worse every generation.
>Check out tourist horror thread>Tourists memeing about the same popular horror movies non-stopAh, never change.
>>222123965Old boomers and silent-boomers killed everything in the 60s with the hippie & drug movement.
americana is only comfy for americanos
>>222124031What do you want to talk about? How about Faces Of Anne? You've seen that right, since you've seen non-popular horror movies?
>>222124106The same principle applies to most western countries. Just go back 70 years, hell even 40 years, and compare then and now. Well actually don't do that unless you feel like being depressed.
bro I fucking love Billy Drago, but he sticks out like a sore thumb in anything that isn't ridiculous B-movie fare
>>222124197>>222124197Thing is, most people would still be poor and low status. People act like with a different decade or system, they would be rich.
>>222124197>go back 70 yearsYou'll get a completely wrong impression. There were still ruins from the bombing raids everywhere, what was rebuilt was rebuilt cheaply and quickly. So they shot romances that were set in the country or the Alps, or westerns in Yugoslavia, anything but ordinary European city life. A life people wanted to escape through going to the cinema at the time.
>>222124306nta, but at least I wouldn't have to see tattoos, facial piercings, dyed hair, broccoli heads, non-whites, trannies, etc. everywhere.
>>222124260>ImprintAre you sure it's not because he's the only white guy (speaking broken japanese) in a film full of japanese people?
>>222124356Those are all low status people anyways.
>>222124458Completely missed the point or 1st grade reading comprehension?
What's the general opinion on /x/'s movie threads?
>no new threadIs this the end of /hor/?
>>222124197I would like to go to the 80s when people looked like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o4AJE72NnMI was alive for some of it, but I was a kid an lived in a rural area, some fashion spill-over and mtv etc. is as close as it really got>>222124616They don't know anything about film. Not that everyone here does, which is fine, but they are completely unfamiliar with any of the technical aspects
>>222124703I hope
>>222124528It's pissfag, ignore
>>222124329Not every European country. I know what you mean, though.
>>222124703Pissfag?
>>222124703see ya in October
>>222124730>unfamiliar with any of the technical aspectsI would say they also don't have the historical knowledge and often think something is new and groundbreaking and a great film when it's similar to many that came before. Not that a writer/director can't retell a story as their version of it and it not be good, but it's hard to have a deeper conversation about it.
>>222124997Like zoomies and the lighting in Obsession
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