dont drop the soap editionprev: >>222087514
Gwayne is not a fag, Ormund was just mocking him for deserting and teasing him, jester. If you accept that joke to mean Gwayne is gay we also just have to assume things like Daemon being close to a male servant in S1 for a few seconds as him being gay. Furthermore he spoke of being the 2nd in line and continuing the Hightower dynasty. Just a bro joke, relax.
>>222091414h-hes fast!
>>222091411>>222091414what happened to gwayne? did he die with cole?
queen of bastards
>>222091411>GWAYNE HIGHTOWER IS AN ASS MUNCHER!
>>222091433he raped daeron... :(
>>222091411How can a show about civil war with dragons be so boring? Every episode is a chore to watch now.
>>222091414dude...hes a homosexual man. hes a fag, hes gay. he likes guys
>>222091414dude walks around with a giant white phallus as his sigil. it's symbolic
>>222091414Nah it does read like he alreayd knows Gwayne is gay and that's why he keeps teasing him about it. Also Daemon was supposed to have that scene that confirmed he was bi so not the best example.
>Flaming faggotHeh clever
It must be hell being him. Imagine smelling all that unwashed pussy.
>>222091447how much more betrayal can the fandom take?
Reminder: She displayed better archery skill and know how than Matt Damon’s Odysseus. Let that sink in.
>>222091484zionist trash bitch actress. she was in the og israeli euphoria
>I know this is a fake Baratheon because the real one has blond hairYou fucking what now?
>>222091455This was supposed to be the episode that ROCKED OUR SOCKS OFF
>Ser ARYAN Baratheon>Hair of light chestnut>Foot taller>Far more comelyDid they make a fucking Aryan joke and managed to also make it incredibly funny? Is this some incredibly veiled jab at that "I will see you in Valhalla," CIA guy? Was this accidental genius?
Well fuck now I know why Black Aly reminds me of Alycia Debnam-Carey
why didn't they introduce the idea of gwayne being a homo in a more wholesome way rather than ormund warning daeron to protect his tight bussy from gwayne the predatory homo rapist
>>222091513Same reason they show sexual assault to indicate bad guys, this is how they show gwayne is a good guy. He's bullied for being queer and all queers are beacons of light shining down on all us evil straight bastards.
>Ulf betrays the Blacks because he’s now allowed a drink at the tavern>Hugh burns Tumbleton to get back at his bitch wifeJustified, as I see it.
>>222091433
gwayne didnt really react to the homo jokes, you just know that ormund made fun of him alot. based
The Green kids are all hollow cardboard cutouts. Fuck this show for wasting every single one.
>>222091411someone explain this to me
>>222091513They needed to establish that Ormund (their villain of the season) is sexist as well as homophobic. Two greatest moral crimes imaginable for female millennials who write this show
>>222091414>Gwayne is not a fag, Ormund was just mocking him for desertingthis would end up Ormund dying on the spot or being challenged to a duel to the death thus dying a bit later, this is bullshit 101
>>222091534You can see ormund isn't all bad.Gwayne is able to speak to him freely at the window, without having to think >oh I better tread lightly or I'll be killed or beaten
>>222091433>"Gwayne Hightower...I thought you were dead!"/"I was!"
so is it ay-gon or egg-on
Incestuous aliens don't belong to westeros
>>222091554I award two (2) virtue points.
there will be no rhaenicent sexo or kissiesnext ep alicent is going to harrenhal and ep 8 rhaenyra flees
>>222091577ormund went a whole episode without having one of his fits (throwing up doesnt count)
>>222091607What do you think her true form looks like?If she takes off that necklace.. will she die?
>tfw a disgusting n*rfman '''female''' tries to interact with you
I'm not exagerating but This episode feels like the exact same thing as ep 4 and 5.
>>222091622showrunners showed restraint for onceusually that repeat shit non stop to hammer it home
>>222091603ebert
>>222091613rather humorous when you take into account how much more like an incestuous alien Raymun looks. in the show anyway
>>222091623Her true form is an owl.
>>222091603ayyygone
>>222091499Btw, what was even that “book readers won’t be happy, hotdtw will be angry” moment that they were yapping about? The absence of “no songs” line before Cole’s death?
>>222091651Who?
Is it just me or does the Pajeeta look AI generated in her scene?
>>222091655Everything is just hype bs to get people to watch.They really have no shame.
Damn even the subreddit is shitting on it. How is THIS episode that they turn on it after ep 4 and 5?
>>222091484If they'd somehow managed to have Taylor Momsen in the role I think I'd like Alysanne Blackwood a fuck of a lot better. As matters stand I took an almost immediate dislike to her.
>>222091603Have you not heard how they say it in the show?
>>222091662
>>222091603They can’t even pronounce abhor right, they’ve got no chance with the Targ names.
>>222091709What relation does she have to that owl?Is that her lover that will have to watch as aemond impregnates her?
>>222091655>The absence of “no songs” line before Cole’s death?t b h I thought it was fucking hilarious they had him bawl out "WE LIGHT THE WAY!" and those other retards take it up. criston moar like PISSED ON amirite lel
>so ser criston fights on and you dont. because?>because, well, its complicated.>it sure gets complicated when you take it up your fag ass!loved the dialogue in this episode
>>222091655Sending Alicent to Harrenhal?
what the fuck is up with her face?
>>222091709omg it's Alys Rivers I haven't heard her say anything about her extremely special relationship with Harrenhal for at least an hour!
>>222091732I couldnt quite hear what they were chanting it sounded like something stupid like "We fight good" "We fight good" (I cant remember what I heard but it was something goofy like that)
>>222091655Changing the offer from a 3v1 to a 2v1. Drastic decrease in opponents faced, can’t even give him that small victory.
>Arrion Baratheon, light chestnut hair>Damn, Joffrey is legit
In any competent HOTD show, this scene would be making headlines.But this show is so boring. All the cool moments and epic battles have been off-screened or deleted to make room for shitty feminine soap opera tier nonsense, or made up nonsense like Daemon becoming a detective or Alicent making her same one expression or a girlboss moment.
So what has Daeron done that his men are already calling him the Daring?
>>222091762>Anonymous, brown of hair, soon to be baldHow do I fucking cope
>>222091741
>>222091738"Arse", anon. Arse. Up the *arse*.
>>222091762shireen had dirty blonde hair in the show, ned was just an idiot
>>222091770He is daring to usurp the iron throne
>>222091778better than anon, bald because he's dying of aids
>>222091741She’s a northern woman in her thirties. That’s just what they look like.
>I have a dragon and money now>REEEE you smell weird!women amirite
>>222091411this script writers and showrunners need to be dealt with dragonfire, this is mental retardation who writes this crap?!THIS IS ASS
>>222091411First two episodes were great. Shit has been dragging ever since, at least they finally ended Cole's 30 episode walk through the woods. Now they're dragging out Helaena an heroing.
>bring aegon, aemond and daeron the usurpers...to me!
Imagine watching this dogshit filled with most terrible people you can imagine. It's not even worth of hate watching
/r/equesting webm of Vermithor smooching Silverwing
>>222091785Ned kinda forgot about the strong seed.
>>222091655It's kinda weird they took it out. I expected the scene to be a lot more different but it's fairly close, but for some reason they just don't include the most famous line.
>>222091742Harrenhaal is the only thing keeping me watching, I love spooky castle and witchy lady.Its not riveting scenes, but its home.
>stay in King’s Landing, get raped>flee to Tumbleton, get raped multiple times on the wayIt’s hilarious how lawless Westeros is.
>>222091697Funny how they all shit only on Condal, I bet they never dare to criticize Hess.
alright this scene got me
>>222091741been wondering the same thing. that's Olivia Cooke but that's not what Olivia Cooke really looks like, she's more youthful and less matronly. perhaps they're actually managing to do one thing right
>>222091831a stupid death for a stupid simp
>>222091741That’s just her usual expression in 99% of her scenes
>>222091824Anon, it's a massive amount of land and there's probably not enough guards on to patrol it, if the local lords even care to have it patrolled. Plus they probably don't even hear about the random bandits/evildoers until long after those bandits have gotten to flee the scene.
>>222091821Alys is too fugly tho
>>222091741She does look an old evil stepmother here, I guess that's what their going for. For some reason
>>222091821no slight intended to your enjoyment anon but whenever she appears my eyes roll so far back into my head I can study the underside of my own brain
>>222091846I like her.
>>222091843Same with RhaeRhae actress.
>>222091831the fact that alicent couldnt give less of a fuck about him makes it depressing
>>222091846I will take on the burden of mating with Alys.You guys go on ahead, dont look back.Forget about me, and my cries as I creampie the witch.
>>222091829I'm quietly confident you're talking shit for virtue points.
He comes....
POPPA BEAR!
>>222091831It's a shame Alicent doesn't really care about him.
>>222091709Alys my queen
>>222091810webm anons plz
>>222091732I'm glad he got clapped. What the heck was his problem?
>>222091831To his credit Fabien Frankel's always made a determined effort to meet the demands of a frankly silly role, including this rehashed chunk of Braveheart.
>>222091852But why? Everyone I see criticizing says she cringe, but I think shes supposed to be cringe.Shes just 1 lady trying to spook people out of a run down castle she wants. I dunno I find her funny and cute in that way.
Aemond is going to fall for the witch. She kissed him, but he cupped her face as they kissed.
>>222091821that place is so fucked even Vhagar flew away
>>222091411the witch of harrenhal is supposedly attractive due to her spells, has she forgot to cast it since the first moment we saw her in hotd?
>>222091891speaking for myself I never once called her "cringe". I just think she's extremely dull and the role's not sufficiently well-written to justify the time and attention given it
>>222091896I wonder if vaegar can't make a mental connection (the bond) with aemond or any other person while they are in the clutches of the castles nightmares
>>222091821It's one of the less boring storylines at this point I suppose.
>>222091411the goldcloaks quit and say they have not been paied but daemon gave only 1 gold sack to the queen and the other 3 are not shown, more bullshit by SHIT-HOUSE OF THE DRAGON
I'm so happy for Alicent. Finally she gets to kill her son.
>>222091920>I'm so happy for Alicent. Finally she gets to kill her son.seems this is sarah hess fantasy magical realm, having mothers kill their living children or not having any at all
i love alys, shes going to protect aemond from alicent. its so romantic
>>222091932That or he sides with his REAL mommy, kills alys and then dies to alicent or alicent runs away with him because he saved her
>>222091920I like how she pretended to be all reluctant.
>>222091831>Young Tully finds the cloth>"'A'...Who could that be?">"...">"*Aegon?*">Roderick Dustin: "AYE AH'M A FOOKIN PLAINSPOKEN NORTHERN WOLF BLOKE ME THEM SOUTHERS IS ALL BENDERS LIKE GIES IT T'WIPE M'ARSE WITH LIKE"
>>222091935well its possible, aemond is clearly delusional about alicent
It is a very smart move on Condal's part to have Criston's death in the same episode when Rhaenyra gets sliced on the throne. To make sure it draws as little attention by normies as possible.
>>222091411as shown in hotd 50% of westerosi are naath sub-saharan black africans and/or other non-european races and most men are homosexuals, rapists and women are the same and its all just a SLAANESHI PARADE OFA COUNTRY
>>222091953Shit I didn't notice that, it worked
>>222091821same
>>222091902as her real appearance is much like Melisandre's without the ruby* I'd say she's been casting up a storm within that same time frame anon* yeh I know, bath picture etc
>>222091745WE LIKE TO FIGHT
>>222091981YES Thats what i heardlmao
with ormund they created a truly chud character yet fans seem to like him. is it really all about the looks and the aura? chad could get away with anything?
>>222091935He will at first, but he will return like he does in the books.
>>222091438>“Let them remain there until they are with child,” Lady Misery is purported to have said. “They speak of bastards so freely, let them each have one for their very own.”
>>222091411Corlys is caught by soldiers from Tumbleton despite the town being under a blockade, this is more bullshit.
>>222091883well whatever it was getting shot three/four times probably didn't help any
>we are here to die for the dragon kween!>yes thats why we are here. we want to die for the kween!god i hate snowniggers so much
>>222091990He's the only somewhat entertaining thing left in the show
>>222092007The bastard dragon rider wasn't watching his post and they got past unseen
>>222091981>>222091987It's what you *wish* you'd heard because "We Light The Way" is just embarrassing. Your brains quite understandably altered it for you.
>Cregan got to tap that
>>222091990>chad could get away with anything?Grow the fuck up.
Why are women so evil in this show?
>>222092027chanting We Light The Way is kind of cringe well the way they said it at least.If it was just like Sir criston saying it and then the men saying or screaming YEAHHHH it would have been cool
>no posts about Lady Jeynewe truly are in the prison bathroom right now fucking eachothers soaped up gay asses
>>222092042because you don't feel persecuted enough and like a starving raccoon in a garbage can will seize any excuse brah
>>222092042>in this showlol
>>222092049If that were true, anon, we'd be having a hell of a lot more fun.
>>222092042its realistic. alicent is how most white woman are
>>222092049I did really enjoy seeing slap that cave dwelling basehead
So did Cole go and do some recruiting or something? Wasn't there just like 10 of them last episode?
>>222092049Friendship ended with Lady Jeyne. Now Black Aly is my waifu
>>222092078>>222092064It makes me fear for my wife, she cant be seen on camera slapping a black person, that means certain death for her. whitey cannot get away with this.
>>222092042>in this show
>>222092089It seems we have a traitor in our midst.Boys, soap him up.
>>222092083I doubt even the parties making the show could satisfactorily answer that for you, anon. Which is pretty fucking rich when you take into account it's literally the script supervisor's *job*.
Meh, I think that he should last one more season and have a better death like in a great battle and not to a silly trap.
>>222092101yassuh
>>222092115omg is he all right?
>>222092103They never seem to make camp, eat or sleep and somehow they're just like super human warriors?Come the fuck on...
>>222092129duncan would've tanked it
>>222092009Wow, Bold Jon's really let himself go.
>>222091881
>I made a promise to those guys that I just let you kill, haha.. They were merely bait while we had hundreds if not thousands of men waiting to attack your messily group of 20 or less. GOT YOU GOOD COLE
IIRC the book doesn't exactly deal well with Cole either -- he just goes on a warcrime spree in the Riverlands and dies ignominously -- but the show hasn't known what to do with the character since S02E02. All he's done for the last ~12 episodes is mope around gloomily, mostly in the Riverlands. At least they gave him a couple of kino scenes with Gwayne.>>222091884This, Frankel really put in the work.
>>222092172>"but-but I don't have enough BONES!"That was quite bad. All right, really bad.
>>222092184Dude such a fucking horrible line, who the what the fuck wrote that?
>>222092170Looks like he's about to rape her
>>222092172They seriously. Just let their men get fucking attacked and killed by Cole when they could have ambushed him from the very start?......Who the fuck writes this shit?
>>222092172They call that move "The Riverlands Welcome"
I finally understand Alicent.You know how some characters are the ultimate expression of a trait? How Aegon IV was the ultimate expression of gluttony and negligence? Well do you know what Alicent is? Alicent is the avatar of abortion.Think about it. She is now 'redeeming herself' by trying to abort children - her own children and the children of her children - even when they're alive. If she can't abort them, killing them is close enough.She is trying to abort Aemond by killing him. She is trying to abort Aegon by seeking to serve his head on a platter to Rhaenyra. She is trying to abort Helaena in a roundabout fashion by convincing her to abort her own unborn child, thus destroying her sanity, and getting Helaena to kill herself. She tried to abort Daeron by revealing his movements to Rhaenyra in S2.Alicent is the embodiment of the modern female's urge to kill children and avoid the life of being a mother.
>>222092172They must have lost like atleast 30 men in this fight so you're going to tell me that 30 guys were just like "haha.. yeah I'll lay there pretending to be dead while I know reinforcements are just over the hill waiting not to come rescue us and I'll be actually lying here dead soon"???????????????
>>222092178>he just goes on a warcrime spreethat was a huge part of his character and the one that mattered most and this is why he dies with no glory or honor
What is point of having archaic language if you mix in modern slang?
>>222092225the people running hotd are cretins
>>222092194>>222092209David Hancock and Shyam Popat. I don't know a thing - not a fucking thing - about either of these people.
>>222092215Now I understand why the Tully's are the retards of the land.
>>222092232Its for the black folks to cheer too, and I mean black folks in double ways
>>222092222Bravo, Sara
>>222092172>>I made a promise to those guys that I just let you kill, haha.. They were merely bait while we had hundreds if not thousands of men waiting to attack your messily group of 20 or less. GOT YOU GOOD COLEthe sellsword black trombo from essos was supposed to do this dead men thing or something
>>222092232That's not modern.
>>222092222see >>222092040
>>222092244They call this shit 'Tuesday' there
>>222092255Look at old Dustin behaving as though it's the cleverest and most humorous thing he's ever heard >>222092172....Then again perhaps it is.
>fair-haired BaratheonsIt’s now canon that Ned started the War of the Five Kings because he believed some pseudoscience about hair colour.
How the fuck do you not know these things when you are the ruler? I thought she/he wanted to be King/Queen
>>222092253Does she purposely try to make her self look like a disheveled nerd to get more Cred?
>>222092172megastupid, as well as teleporting armies
>>222092232>It's been a minute
>>222091411so the other 3 bags of gold, he gave r 1, daemon got were invested in potato fields? so no money exists to pay the goldcloaks etc?
>>222092268>literally just everyone lying dead. Noone slowly dying
>>222092232Proper line would have been:>Press me no further.
>>222092222bravo Vince
>>222092253non-human entity
>>222092257It's informal, if nothing else
>>222091411what is the alicent kill your son mission called "sara hess aborption fantasy no. 1343?"
>>222091411mommy sexo
>>222091411AGAIN AN EPISODE IN WHICH NOTHING MAKES SENSE
>>222092299No one's actually dead; Riverlanders are like Necrons, they just lie in piles until a Tully comes by and rezzes them with fish magic, that's why houses like the Blackwoods and Brackens can scuffle to the tune of thousands slain and not ever seem to lose any fighting strength through attrition
>>222092328>aborption fantasyHand or arse, anon?
>>222091778The Sneed is strong
>>222092328>aborption
>>222092253Would clap no regrets
>>222092374The jaws of shame would swallow you whole, you fibber
Alicents desperation to kill every male member of her family is starting to feel like an SNL sketch
>>222092347And here I was thinking it would be awesome to be homeless in Westoros with all the empty houses. Damn
Is that it?
>>222092392The irony is that every male child she eliminates drives Helaena, who she wants to keep alive, closer to the window
This show really avoids admitting whenever 'bad' male characters are right. Daemon is the biggest example of this.Remember how Aegon wanted to claim Harrenhal before the Blacks do, wanted to burn the blockade as fast as possible, and wanted to keep the smallfolk content?Yet the show would have us think he was a terrible king with no faculties. Same with Daemon, it wants us to think he's a crazy Targ supremacist but he's the only person in his faction who actually gets anything done. Especially now. Really his only mistake is being a dick to Ulf.
This is literally every Rhaenrya scene >I am a beautiful and kind queen and will not be responsible or allow anything bad to be done >evil man argues with her >Rhaenrya regrettably and reluctantly allows the bad thing to happen or the evil man does it for her >rinse and repeat
This is why you can’t allow women to be the showrunner for popular shows, every single change that has been made so far in the show is to make the male characters more evil/pathetic and the female characters to be more good/badass Every single decision
the show is running out of time AGAINwe have maybe 10 episodes left in total and we haven't even done first Tumbleton yet, what the fuck are they waiting for?
>>222092439>Male King who is undertrained and ill-equiped to lead makes a hasty decision that leads to bad things happening>"He had every opportunity to better himself and learn for the role but chose not to. He's a horrible ruler.">>Female "King" who is undertrained and ill-equiped to lead makes a hasty decision that leads to bad things happening>"They set her up to fail! It's not her fault! She is doing her best! The people need to leave her alone! Yes they are starving but Aegon would make it worse!"
>I will light a candle for her in the sept.How do you respond?
>>222092439why the fuck are the writers writing her like this? Just what are they trying to accomplish here??
>>222092406>And what of good Cole?
>>222092492QUEEN OF BASTARD NIGGGERS!!
>>222092492i do a big sloppy dunk shit at her
>>222092492>with what tallow you dumb cu—In this scenario I imagine Dark Sister is halfway through my head before I realise.
>>222092452Female characters are way more evil and pathetic in this though
>>222092532Why don't the fanbase think that then?
reddit won
Name me one black character on the show who is evil or bad Name me one female character on the show besides Alicent who is a representative on evil chud sons Name me one evil or bad thing Rhaenrya was personally responsible for that wasn’t done in her name by a man Name me one evil thing done by any female member of team black
dawg this show fucking sucks lmao
Tranny writing couldn’t give Cole a 3v1 lolIt made no sense as Cole would have absolutely bodied the old man and the kid m, they also rushed Cole’s death in the scene so we didn’t get to see the old man the Tully stutter out an excuse
>>222092451Baratheons swore fealty to the greens thoughbeit
>>222092503Have to say, that's an absolute *cracker* of a picture.
>>222092547WOMEN AND GAYS CAN DO NO WRONG YOU DISGUSTING CHUD
>>222092492
>>222092547>Name me one female character on the show besides Alicent who is a representative on evil chud sonsffs why? it might mean plenty to you anon but I *piss* on your shallow, self-serving "chud vs. woke" binary
>“and all i asked… is it faithful to the books? cause i love how cole dies in the books”This show didnt deserve Fabien
>>222092569Honestly I'd take a golf cart over a dragon any day of the week
>rape and abortion and mysogyny and rape and abortion and mysogynyBan females from writing
>>222092591NOOT NOOT!
>>222092591your axewound is leaking again
>>222092610chuds mad
>>222092591>besides Alicent who is a representative on evil chud sonsI got two for you
I know George Martin is filthy rich but I truly hope he does unfulfilled and with regret how he has allowed all his ASOIAF books and lore to be destroyed in media for a pay check Brings me great joy he will never finish his book series
>>222092170based beyond belief, thank you. literally the best scene in the episode.
>>222092623>muh cgi dragonrinosare you a redditor by chance
Any book chads in the house?Is there any book series out there that are on the same level or on the way to becoming the next game of thrones? What is 2026 version of the Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, Hunger games etc?
>>222092610>I've got nothing also I literally cannot stop sucking cocks"NO END IN SIGHT" Researchers Say
>We will be avenged... even if it takes.. you know.. longer than the little time that you currently have left because... well you fuckers just keep dying
>>222092628fuck off, dragons are awesome and the only thing keeping me around
>>222092610And you're covered in penguin piss.
>>222092170>filenamehonest kek
>>222092638>fuck off, dragons are awesome and the only thing keeping me around
>>222092635>We will be avenged... even if it takes.. you know.. longer than the little time that you currently have leftEven Suigintou. You've still got it, /tv/.
How long has she known those eggs were at harrenhal? is that why she wont leave? shes sitting on GOLD JERRY GOLD!
>>222092655kys retard
>introduce female character for the sole purpose of having her kill Cole and have no other linesI groaned. I was hoping they were doing something more interesting with his character but it was all just to dunk on another misogynistic consensual rapist with a girlboss moment.Hugh's jeeta:>how dare you return to me with a winning lottery ticket, why didn't you think about me
>>222092659She's sitting on enough gold to straight up buy a kingdom btw
>>222092170>smells her neckWtf I love Vemrithor now. He is /one of us/ imagining that smell.
Aemond will marry Alys.
>>222092660"kys"kill yourself nigger
>>222092631Mine, mate. Just give me a few years to actually put it down on paper. I'm gonna start on it any time now.
What the actual fuck is the logic behind Hugh’s wife?They were in poverty, he basically left for a few weeks/months to make money then he returned?This is like a husband living in a trailer park, leave for a few months to work on the rigs then ends up owning the oil field and returning with 2 million and the wife dumping him
>>222092451>Yoyr grace, but da peepo
>>222092621>I know George Martin is filthy richdid you (or anyone reading) see him showing Sibel Kikelli (Shae the Funny Whore) around the house he bought for his miniatures? strange days indeed, most peculiar
Lads we have 10 episodes left Give me your best predictions on changes or decisions the tranny writers will make
>>222092694I don't think some shitkicker's wife in Westeros could even understand the ideas you're putting out here, anon.
>>222092712we can have 10 episodes left or 100the quality will never improve and I'm glad I stopped watching it years ago
>>222091867No, no, no!
cant wait to watch all these cute hecking pupperino redditgons die>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY KILLED HECKING [random demon with some retarded anime name] NOOOOOO!!!!!! NOO NOOOO [random demon with retarded anime name #2] AS WELL???? NOOO NOOOO!!!! PLEASE NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Ser >>222092712 of Gayshire drops his breeches and says "here's the steak chaps!". He is roughly and repeatedly bummed, which he enjoys.
>>222092321>Come, fool, come; try me in thy paper.Shakespeare, 1594
>Get kicked off a boat by a tranny>Have to dig a hole for a body that your future king killedWhen is it gonna end for our boy?
>>222092694I really do think Hess and Condal and fucked in the head psychopaths because the way they write some of these characters betrays some fundamental misapprehension of how human beings think and behave
>>222092675Do the current living targs even know how to hatch those fuckers? >step 1: you must self immolate with the egg while showing your ass to the camera
>>222092638>dragons are awesome and the only thing keeping me around
>>222092712Rhaeynre lives and kills all of her enemies and everyone lives happily... oh but not the bigots of Winterfell they all died in their sleep cause of the cold
>>222092731wouldn't think so. he's been made a composite with the Tully boy, which is is who you'll see sensitively blubbing over all the dreadful carnage at some later stage
>>222092751Noone knows how to hatch themDany's dragons already turned to stone by the time she got themthe only reason they did hatch was because of bloodmagic fuckery
tick tock redditgons
>>222092753never imagined the Faith as being so intimately bound up with gay pride t b h
>>222092763Thanks
cant wait for the dragonpit ep
>>222092749>I really do think Hess and Condal and fucked in the head psychopaths*"Are"*, you shitwitted fucking cockroach. I'm so fucking sick of this.
>>222092770This just opened up a whole new thing for the furries..
All r*vermen should be sent to Skagos with their fellow inbreds
bitch queen alicent
>>2220926312 out of the 3 you named are shit. Here's some god stuff:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lord_of_the_Ringshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wheel_of_Timehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Riftwar_Sagahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Runelordshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_First_LawRead them in that order.Books to stay away from at all costs (people will try to bait you to read them by singing their praises, they are liars, the books are shit):https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_of_Nothinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malazan_Book_of_the_Fallenhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sword_of_Truth
>>222091411I don't care for the witch who must be putting a spell on Aemond-chad, because she's a heinous woman.
>>222092413Harrenhall started team Green right at the start as its lord was Larys. Simon simply surrendered the castle immediately because everyone suspected him as a kinslayer
>>222092810>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_First_LawFuck that for a game of soldiers. Joe Abercrombie's terrific at writing setpiece battles but that's all he's terrific at.
>>222092222You are making me like Alicent.
>>222092698This bitch is half-English and was raised in Somerset. Which dipshit dialect coach told her to put on the most stereotypical Oriental accent she could think of?
>>222092743still better fate than his book counterpart
>>222092816Alys and Vhagar are the best things Aemond has going for him.
>>222092743>I have hired sellswords to escort us to LannisportDidn't think to use your hired men to dig the hole?
>>222092824Hence why it's last. I wanted to include a modern one and they are all shit.
>>222092830Its not her fault.You cant just make up any accent you want for a production and they HAVE to let you do it.Director is at fault
>>222092209>>222092172Riverlands are too crowded so they deliberately set to lose extra mouths.
>>222092592>Casted under the premise his character was the Jaime Lannister of his age>In truth It was a pseudo-chud that existed only as a hate sponge for the average millennial liberal woman watcherGrim
>>222092790>meltie over minor typodo whites really?
>>222092830Sharing in your ire here, anon. Let's face it, the most over-the-top Farmer Palmerish "Mummerset" delivery couldn't sound any *more* ridiculous.
>>222091493>zionistThe only people who actually use that word to describe Jews are either muzzies or antifag troons who like to wear keffiyehs and screech about capitalism.
>>222092853you know what hurts more?this is how GRRM himself announced picking Fabien >He is the common-born son of the steward to the Lord of Blackhaven. He has no claim to lands or titles, all he has is his honor and his skill with sword and lance.>He is a challenger, a champion, cheered by the commons, beloved of the ladies.>He is a lover (or is he?), a seducer (or is he?), a betrayer (or is he?), a breaker of hearts and a maker of kings.>FIRE & BLOOD readers know him as Ser Criston Cole.>HOUSE OF THE DRAGON viewers will know him as FABIEN FRANKEL.
>>222091411Anyone notice how hughs hand would cut between touching his wife's face in his shot to completely out of the picture multiple times when it cut back and forth between them? Some of the most blatant continuity goofing I've ever seen.
>>222092852How aren't the riverlands just poisoned with dead bodies all over the place then?
>>222092740I stand corrected, props anon.
>>222092861>minor typo>and/areGet to fuck.
>>222091607She's not attractive.
>>222092872>Anyone notice how hughs hand would cut between touching his wife's face in his shot to completely out of the picture multiple timeshe was masturbating, the dirty sod
>>222092883You style yourself a writer, a champion of the letters and symbols that combine to make up words. Well ser, I'm here you tell you, you are nothing more than a FAGGOT NIGGER! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>222091621>there will be no rhaenicent sexo or kissiesfuck.
>>222092868>antifagso, 100% of every non-faggot?
>>222092888I beg to differhttps://youtu.be/xD5No_JRrZw
>>222092883HUV IT!
>>222092888gayboy!keep your backs flat against the walls lads!
>>222091621these characters have littlefinger's jetpack. alicent could be with aemond at the start of the episode and teleport to rhae rhae by the end
>>222092906>You style yourself a writer, a championoverreactive much?
>>222091741all her angles are slowly blending together. Soon, she'll be amorphous.
>>222092810>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malazan_Book_of_the_FallenI got baited with this one. Gods, is it dreck.
>>222092869did you see the reaction his death got from the burlington bar thomakes me think god's eye will be alicent divebombing from dragon back to kill aemond and ending in some heroic pose with some quip like "should have done that a long time ago"
>>222092918is that emma d'arcy in your photo?
>>222092170>watching HotD is miserable, it's nothing but shit>OMG A NEW CUTE DRAGON SCENE HIIIIIII
>>222092935Many such cases. It's a plague over the genre.
QRD on the gay joke with Gwayne? Didn't pick up on one.
>>222091613Correct.Westeros belongs to incestuous aliens.
>>222092948It's a Scottish injoke, you thick twat.
>>222091875gross
What is this face trying to convey
>>222092956Ormund told daeron to watch his cute little butt when around Gwayne.Not a joke
>>222092888She has something about her.
>>222092973This is what you look like on little sleep.Days of little to no sleep.
>>222092950>>222092651>>222092676>>222092623fuck off already you retarded samefagging redditor
>>222092973>oh shit wrong hole
>>222092956Gwayne's knackered and wants a rest after giving Ormund his report. Ormund asks young Daeron to escort Gwayne to his quarters but advises him and presumably anyone else within earshot to keep their backs turned to the wall. Because if they don't Gwayne will attempt to bum them, haw-haw.
>>222092170silverwing looks way too small
>>222092631The only one with enough depth would be the second apocalypse
If he/she they/there /them/all of what the fuck IT WOULD GIVE THEM WHAT FOR... THIS IS EVIL
>>222092989the fuck?
>>222092973Range, my friend; range.
>>222093011meds anon, I couldnt understand that sentence.
>>222093015range of what, how shit an actor you can be?
>>222092995Ormund is such a breeder chud, Gwayne is clearly bottom-coded.
So, the crown has no money to pay the citywatch while the goldcloaks could just quit their job and instantly get a better one in the same city with enough pay and benefits?
>>222092973Signature look and targ superiority
>>222093014Some people still attach a lot of emotional importance to "internet gang" fantasies, anon.
>>222093002was thinking that, she looks Syrax size. she should be just below Vermithor.
>>222093029TURNOFFURBRAINHOMO
>>222092940I dont give a fuck what a bunch of fat retarded faggots say
>>222093011>this man can't eat pussy without puking
>>222093018I was just trying to be loyal
>>222092875The fish eat them.
>>222092888>She's not attractivethe witch looks like Tommy Wisseau
>>222093033he looks fucking ridiculous but t b h I think the locals are actually worse for not knowing who it is at a single glance
>>222093029They can get employed as a household guard of some Essosi merchant residing in the city
>>222093029ormund controls the crown's gold. he is the one who is paying them
>>222092940>did you see the reaction his death got from the burlington bar thoembarrassing admission
>>222093049Then we eat the fish... hmmm what a cycle
>>222093029>"And who...are you...the proud lord said"
>>222091411I don't get it, how are women able to change their mind so sharply and so quickly?Last episodes they were disgusted with Aemond because of the entire oedipus thing, now they love him again because of the "Le Witch xDDD" thingy going on between him and Alys.WTF?Someone here explain women to me, NOW!
>>222093051Tommy Wisseau wishes.
>>222093059FINALLY SAAR ONE OF YOU WORKING FOR ME!
>>222092888>this lego face is your new Melisandre broGrim
>arab actor shot down in cold blood by a jewish bitch
>>222091411So, Ulf just flew back from Thumbleton parked his dragon in the dragon pit, without anyone being alerted?
>>222093084>>222093088LET ME LOVE YOU...........HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YEAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>222092973Whatwouldyouhavemedoness
>>222093093What the hell was even that character anyway? Just some job given to a cousin or relative that wanted to be in the series?
>>222093084>>222093088bitch looks like the lead singer of avatar
>>222093066>he doesn't know what burlington bar is>reddit typingno wonder you newfaggot
>>222093081How is this confusing? He had a gross romantic interest that no woman would want to self-insert into. Now he has a new, intriguing romantic interest that anyone could easily self-insert into.
>Yanks wake up>thread ruined with fightinglmao
>>222093088Cute!
>>222093111Alys looks much better than this guy.
>>222093096He's a knight not a prisoner(officially), he can go as he pleases. Its just that his queen asked him not to do that so now hes in trouble
>>222093126maybe you should cry on reddit, you can also guffaw about your hecking dragons pupperinos there and get lots of updoots
>>222092567Did you miss the part where it was assassins in this guy's armor?
>>222093093she's so fucking hot
>>222093150sybau american hillbilly
>>222092743Oh it's gonna get so much worse. He gets imprisoned, tortured, gelded, blinded.
>>222093158>bragging about being a chink
With all the retarded shit thats going on in Harrenhal who the fuck cares anymore
Jacebros...
>>222093081>guy wants to fuck his mom>ewww>guy has romance with random hot woman after they save each other>coolwhat is the problem here?
>>222093107She's one of the Riverlands main commanders and ends up marrying Cregan Stark. Cole's shot by some other nobody in the books so might as well just hand it over to someone who is meant to be a bit more prominent in the story anyway.
>>222093144I get it, my my point is that if he landed in dragon pit, you'd think dragon keepers would inform someone on Red Keep Ulf has come back
>>222093171UNCLE LOVIN, HAD ME A BLASTUNCLE LOVIN, HAPPENED SO FAST
>>222093171i thought she had more chemistry with the other guy.
>>222093182Yeah but what point are you making? did I miss the dialogue somewhere where they said they did not know hes back? He just watched for 2 days and now hes back, thats his job. He wasnt expected for anything else.
>>222093111>>222093088She kinda looks like a slightly uglier and whiter version of Jeetefer from that the Witcher fanfic
>>222093173>hot womanAnon... I appreciate you explaining it to me but...
>>222093113I know about the reddit bar reactions and their onions filled feminist fattie crowd. Go back and stay back.
>>222093171>Don't worry mom I'll......
>>222093171why is there a nigger inbreeding plot taking up screentime when they have 10 eps left to wrap up the book and they are like halfway there from the starting point they picked lmfao>>222093218>newnigger gets tripped by the word filter and calls for someone to go backkek
>>222093181Then why even show the character if they will not introduce her? Just teasing because lol?
>>222093029Yes? Not every job in the city is provided by the crown. When public sector jobs don't pay well people turn to private sector.
So, why did Not-Nettles go all the way to Vale-mommy to be told off?
>>222093241And how do I sign up for a PMC?
>>222093173>hot woman
>>222093242she was starving because Sheepstealer didn't steal enough sheeps for her
>>222093241My point is if there is clearly enough money circulating in the city to pay those guys, where are the taxes to pay those guys?
>>222093242The scene really didnt make sense.How would they apprehend her. Its retarded.I guess people were told of the dragon sighting, the vale guards somehow know where her secret hole is, shout out to her that lady jeyne wants to see her ass now!, and then she lets them take her..
>>222093253I've had worse.
>>222093209Her and Disha Patani are the only attractive Indian women
>>222093253I was attracted this bitch before I even hit puberty.
>>222093277post proof, now
>>222093277grim
>>222093207my reading of the scene was that Daemon is mad, not only is he in the city, but he has also left his post in Thumbeton
>>222093314Nah, the other guy just relieved him of his duty before that IIRC
>>222093242>whylol, do you think the writers know
it's fucking over, even reddit chucklefucks are turning on the show. happening wayyy faster than with GoT. by s4 it's going to be like 90%-10% hatewatcher/normal watcher ratio kek
>>222092731>benjicot was actually cuthahahahaha
>>222093211She's kinda sexy as a witch. I like how she seduced Aemond.
>>222093314I read it as Daemon being annoyed that Ulf's roaming the city even though he's meant to remain in the Red Keep, because, you know, that's what Daemon said in the scene.
>>222093384Aemond has a mental illness and she literally took advantage of that, it's not because she's "hot"
>>222093364>Is Martin too talentedGet back to work George!
Misogynists btfo'd
>>222093421Who was this even and why???
>>222093364it's pretty funny that the season isn't even over and even the astroturfed r/houseofthedragon is shitting on the show
>>222091411is this the Shepherd?
>>222093396It can be both.
there was moon tea in the soup Alicent gave her daughter, right?
>>222093475ooo fuckno wonder she wasnt eatinglmao
>>222093475That was my thought.
>>222093447>>222093447if following the discourse around rangs of powa taught me anything the battle lines will form between hatewatchers and toxic positivity shills. then during the offseason everyone just quietly agrees that yeah it was a prettty shit show.
Why does Hughe Hammers wife have to be a negro?
>>222093421I like it when medieval/medievalques shows give women bows, thinking it's a more believable weapon, when drawing a bow requires even more strength than a sword.A realistic weapon would be a polearm, because it requires the least amount of strength.
>>222093489Tumbleton is in India
>>222093475I didn't even realize this until you pointed it out, fuck I need to be more on my guard irl
Rhaenyrasisters... it happened.. let's not talk about it..
>>222093475>introducing fetal-Maelor>just to abort himThe toxic butterflies blogpost REALLY shattered their shitters, huh?
>>222093447I only know /r/freefolk what are the other 3?
we assassin creed now
I dont think its moonteathe maester said he wouldnt give her more secret shit and the other one she kind of drank.could be nightshade poison tiny amount or something? but again how would she have it unless previously saved in case
new thread >>222093549>>222093549>>222093549>>222093549>>222093549>>222093549
>>222093553I guess maybe she could have asked rhae for more, but we didnt see anything remotely hinting besides talk of a baby
>>222091484>they removed one of the best lines so they could have another cringeworthy girlboss moment>Cole, who's supposed to represent both the "best and worst" of the Kingsguard, has nothing very redeemable about himI fucking hate these writers.
>>222091732I think it's hilarious how much you seethe at the dead guy. Black fans, more like BLACKED fags.
>>222091831>how can we adapt this part as cheaply as possible?Would much rather they have copied the whispering woods and had the main battle off screen, only showing the end and his death by arrows. Also massed arrow fire not one archer. Really drive home the hate for the kingmaker and pincushion him.
>>222091836She just has that matronly look. She looked the same in that movie where she dated the deaf heroin addict drummer.
>>222093155did you even watch the episode
>>222092129Source tells me Criston is stable, please Seven.
