Assassin's Creed editionprev >>222091411
>the soup is moonteaThe writers aren't that smart
MY QUEEN IS STUPID AS HELL
repost >>222093364talk about the show's downfall
Why does Alicent want to personally murder AemondIf she runs into Aegon is she going to stab him too?
With Crispin dead, Ulf, Gwayne, and Ormund are my reasons to keep watching. Honourable mention for Manderly.
>>222093549KEEP YOUR BACKS TO THE WALLSOR GWAYNE WILL FONDLE YOUR BALLS
>>222093568these retards will glaze episode 1 and episode 2 because epic cgi
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222093549like : GOT s1-2-3-4dislike GOT s5-6-7Hate : GOT s8 - HOTD - AKOTSKsimple as
>>222093585It's going to be the One Betrayer, isn't it? Ulf has enough justification in his mind to turn, Hugh is going to battle him to stop him burning Tumbleton.
>why alicent wants to kill her kidsdoesnt matter, red herring>moonteamystery box,red herring, doesn't matter>dragon eggsreference to dani's dragons for show watchers>starkshour of the wolf won't happen so it's a reference to winterfell and the fan favorite house>god's eyealicent will kill aemond, probably with poisonpost more doomposts that are 99% likely to come true
>>222093617hello
>>222093585Ulf is based>>222093598I wonder what Dorne is doing during the Dance
Bring her Jalabhar Xho
>>222093475Surely not. That would make their pet character completely irredeemable.
It comes...>AI CHAD
Please just one female nipple Sara please
>>222093568
>>222093601Why the hate for AKOTSK? It at least seemed to give a damn about the novella.Main complaint with the show I have is that some of the minor character casting choices were bad.
>>222093644You have a reddit account
>>222093601>AKOTSKbest piece of ASOIAF media in a decade
Do the showrunners think they're smart for cutting GURM's best lines?AKoTSK was more unforgiveable than this but still.
>>222093643after we humiliate the patriarchy for 9 more eps, then you will see the nipple of emma dacy as she's lying in a puddle of her own guts and gore
>>222093660>You have a reddit accountyeah nigga.
>>222093644>express you don't like something>UMMMM MEDIA LITERACY DARLINGInsufferable.
Rhaenyrbros... it happened..
>love triangle with the two velaryons and rhaenaI see it and I can't do another season of this
Though all men do despise us
>>222093692Its so boring and predictable
Why is Hugh's wife so retarded? That entire scene made me so mad
I don't get what's so bad about Alicent's writing.She thought Aegon and Aemond were doomed and aren't good people, which is correct, and so she made a judgment call to abandon them to save Helaena.So she threw in her lot with Rhaenyra thinking it was the best way to achieve this, but her desperate attempts to save Helaena are blowing up in her face and now she keeps digging the hole deeper.Helaena dying under Rhaenyra's "protection" while Alicent is away will be the last straw between the two and will obviously lead to something big in S4.
>>222093676based redditchad>most of my reddit points are from calling the show garbage
>>222093729all women are like that, it was actually pretty faithful kek
>>222093598Why did Westerosi line up by the tens of thousands to die in Dorne for the Targs instead of assassinating the Targs?
>>222093732She just needs to get fucked really badly, women go hysterical without some good dick
>people unironically proud of being r3dditors ion publicIt's over
this bait post
>>222093585What a pathetic twat Ulf is.
>>222093749That's what happens when you push contrarianism too far. You lose all standards. 4chan's fault.
>hates fags>hates womenis he /ourguy/
>when i smell Targaryen cunt
>a tripnigger ranting about thread qualityextremely hilarious
>>222093729because it'd take a retard to marry Hugh. dude gets what he deserves
>>222093586> Sure, we sniff some pomander here tonight, but I go way back. And in light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by Hightower men…AND NOT SOME FAGGOT ASS CORN-HOLIN' COCKSUCKERS LIKE MY COUSIN! HE SHOULD FUCKIN' GO TAKE A BATH!
>>222093737>all women are like that
>>222093799it's true tho
>>222093692Fuck I meant baela went to check that's how unremarkable these characters are now
>>222093794>Sure, we sniff some pomander here tonightthen why does the entire chamber stink of spew ormy?
I’ve never been so bored and uninvested in GoT than with this season of HotD
>>222091732Why are blackfags so uncouth?
>>222093805sure in the incel chamber where nothing's the incels' fault
Gone but not forgotten
>>222093732She knows Helaena is fragile as fuck and keeps agitating her and trying to force feed her abortion juice.
So what was your favorite girlboss moment of the show?>Rhaenys breaking out of the dragonpit>Anything with Rhaenyra>Cole getting shot by a woman
>>222093816akotsk was worse no matter how much this general tries to act otherwise>WOW THIS IS SO MASCULINE THIS SHOW>IM JUST LIKE DUNK (anon is actually 5 foot 4)>SO I WILL LIKE THIS SHOW LIKE MY OTHER MASCULINE ANONS>DO I FIT IN PLZ? DO I BELONG?meanwhile it's the most fucking boring show ever to exist
>>222093833>the actress is a jewje- girls get it done**
>>222093833YAAAAAAASSS QUEEN SLAY
>>222093777Why is he even going to war if he has this condition, he knows he will puke himself to death in the first skirmish, very strange to put this quirk on a war leader
>>222093833retarded face
>>222093833I wonder if that chicago bar that lived watch GOT cheered for coles death
>>222093732Perhaps they could focus on that instead of repeatedly showing her forcing her daughter to have an abortion.
the dragonlord line got me
>>222093738Because the D*rnish are reprehensible.
>>222093842nothing beats the rhaenys scene. it was the dumbest shit this show has done.
>>222093855Not everyone has a zoomer/alpha attention span like you.
>>222093855I think I see what your problem is. You are either a semite, or a woman, a PoC, or all of the above. And yeah, for those who are, your reaction is perfectly understandable.
>>222093834Alicent can sense it's a dirty male and is trying to get the demon out of her as quickly as possible
>>222093822Ser Criston has a House of his own and said House probably has its own words. Not to mention that if there's one thing following Jawge's mad farrago teaches us it's that the intensity of House pride isn't conditional on the House's strength or consequence. Whatever House Cole's "words" are they're definitely the ones Criston should have yelled and fuck any viewer who failed to recognise 'em.. . .Also I noticed a kid who must have been his squire getting killed at the beginning of the scene, poor little sod.
>>222093729That is unironically how women """"""think"""'"" and act
>>222093769unironically, my hatred for the Starks has also risen.I can not watch Game of Thrones again in the same way as I did before HotDI'm even starting to admire the Freys a bit now
>>222093858>she is jewish because her last name kinda sounds like Shapiro>she might have played a jewish character in a tv-show early in her careerI dont think she is actually jewish
>>222093893Lad she is a real genuine jew.
I am waiting for alt shift x to tell me about how I think about the episode
>>222093647>at least seemed to give a damn about the novella.Except it undermined the entire theme of novella by making Laughing Storm Dunk's bestie that he can always fall back on
>>222093881>You are either a semite, or a womanyou're a faggot or a faggot. or a faggot.possibly a faggot
based female anons like the in-depth political intrigue and exploration of gender dynamics shown in house of the dragonunbased male anons like floppy penis and fart jokes in a knight of the seven kingdoms
They massacred my wife
>>222093914I want boobs
>>222093833>Jewess shoots Arab manwtf did the writers mean by this?
>>222093833she's hot
>>222093893>>222093901>made the post as a joke not knowing if she's a jew or not and it turns out she most likely isi'm tired, boss
>>222093893I don't necessarily hold that against her but I've never liked Australians. As you were.
>>222093842>>Rhaenys breaking out of the dragonpitAnything but this is an affront to your intelligence as a human perfect setup to make the audience sympathize with the plebs in hating the ruling class weaponized into a girlboss moment and signaled a true end to the quality of the show
>>222093912I prefer to be known as a fäggöt, anon.
>>222093647It was generally well liked so personalityless contarian NPCs dislike it
>>222087697>She's nobody of noteWay to out yourself as a showfag secondary.
>>222093833I thought it was one of the sand snakes at first
>>222093912>zoomer influencersyeah, you are a brown teenager. dunk is too white and CISgender for you, i'm afraid. don't worry though, there's going to be an ultra pozzed aegon's conquest adaptation, there is an ultrapozzed black starks stage play playing on broadway, and there's still 10 great episodes of HOTD left for you, so you're not running out of zoomer goyslop any time soon
>>222093912No need to post pictures of yourself, we already can tell you're retarded.
>>222093952trying too hard bruh. for some reason there's always one
>>222093949Thank the gods for snek, and her tits
>>222093924Free Dorne!
>>222093769kek
>>222093959>we already can telloh no how dreadful!ps: fäggöts (respecting your pronouns here)
>>222093944i've never seen anyone state a valid reason for liking itbesides uhhh I just do and ummm we all like it right guys right
>>222093965STRAIGHT OUTTA SANDSTONE MOTHAFUCKA
>>222093960>trying too hard bruh. for some reason there's always onedid your brain turn to mush from too much jewish state media pozz forced ingestion and now you can't make a coherent thought?
Kisses
>>222094002Just give it a rest, guy. You suck at this.
>>222093816This, every episode has been so dragged out, with exception of episode 3 because every scene was from Rhaenyra's POV
>>222093996it doesn't have enough female nudity and there are black peopleit's cucked
>>222093908I expected some changes, but sure, that's fair. He's just not that present originally, his scenes outside of the tournament were just added to give the show more runtime.
>>222093769yes that and also fuck the starkshit
>>222093601AKOTSK is 8/10.The only problems taking away two points are>not including the "a knight who remembered his vows" bit>the flashback shit in ep 5>making Lionel too zesty and unBaratheonlikeI fully believe the next two seasons will be worse.
>>222093930Fuck them smallfolk that Rhaenys killed, WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THOSE POOR RATCATCHERS?!!
>>222093769I never doubted my GOAT The Mountain. Those willing to kill are always heroes in my eyes as they're the protectors and believers when most falter and do nothing.
>>222093996>a valid reasonyou do not have a capability to define a "valid reason", as demonstrated your internal system of criterion finding AKOTSK unappealing to you due to your strong personal bias as a non-gender-conforming person of color of the gen-z demographic>>222094015what point are you trying to make? did you get lost in the sauce of your own pozz brain blanking out?
>>222094038>making Lionel too zesty and unBaratheonlikeYou do remember Renly, right? Baratheons are fags
>scene ends with Alicent storming out of her room (to do...?)>cuts directly to a scene of Alicent back in the room
>>222093952>dunk is too white and CISgender for youHe's just like me!
>>222094053Renly was also unBaratheonlike. Baratheons are supposed to be fierce black-haired tall gigachads. That's what Renly was like in the book.
Can't wait to see Alicent in harrenhall!Chills!
the way Jeyne Arryn is written in the show is a lot closer to what i actually wanted Alicent and Rhaenyra to be like
>>222094038The fart and poop jokes annoyed me too.
>>222094093you should probably get out of this thread, since this is predominantly white christian conservative website and you will just gaslight yourself by staying here.
>>222094096read the books before talking about them
>>222094038Lionel was zesty af, but I think Baratheon fags LIKE THAT!
Why does Daemon bully his half-brother?
>>222093996I like it because it is a good show and I am a white man
>>222094128>this is predominantly white christian conservative websiteYou can't *make* this shit up.
>>222094140>parroting showfag liesBaelon was loyal to Alyssa.
>>222094006Will we get a nude scene?
>>222094128>this is predominantly white christian conservative websiteironically the brownest comment in the thread
>>222094038As you didn't dock points for the whore your opinion's worthless, anon.
>>222094030And yet, he doesn't laugh in the battle, at all. Was that small detail so hard to implement?
>>222094157>incorrect use of asteriskyou should get out of that cycle of self-hate, rajesh
>>222094179already did. Evan Mitchell (correct name?) was quite fearless about parading around with his dick out, he even watched it with his mom just to give her a surprise
The people still crying about “muh book accuracy” in House of the Dragon are the exact reason prestige television had to evolve past the sticky-fingered fanboy demographic. Ryan Condal and Sara Hess (and the entire writers’ room) understood something the pure text-worshippers never will: George’s vision was a starting point, not a cage. What they’ve delivered is a richer, more psychologically complex, more thematically coherent adaptation that actually interrogates power, gender, and legacy instead of just reenacting the same patriarchal medieval cosplay for the thousandth time.If you’re still out here ranking episodes by how closely they match the page instead of how effectively they serve the larger thematic project, that’s not a critique of the show. That’s a diagnosis of your own limitations. The vision is clearer than the source ever was. Sorry you're incapable of seeing it.
>>222094181it is. and you browns always manage to out yourselves because its in your nature. like the guy who couldnt use the asterisk
>>222094205Sooooooooooooooooo thats where the mommy fetish comes in, Evan fucking sneaked that in there huh?
uhhh guys prestonjacobs didn't like this episode
>>222093735>-51 in f1*clears throat*REMINDER THAT LEWIS HAMILTON IS NOTHING MORE THAN A SUBHUMAN WORTHLESS MONKEY WHO GOT SPOON FED BY FIA ALLOWING MERCEDES TO USE AN ILLEGAL CAR ALL THESE YEARS (THE STUPID WORTHLESS UGLY NIGGER STILL LOST 2 CHAMPIONSHIPS TO LITERAL NOBODIES KEK) JUST TO BRING THE WOKE PEOPLE INTO THE SPORT AND EARN MORE MONEY. HE IS THE ONLY CHAMPION IN HISTORY THAT LOST TO THE No2 DRIVER IN THE TEAM… WORTHLESS NO FRONTAL LOBE PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER. THE WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT SUBHUMAN APE LOOKING UGLY NIGGER HAS MORE POLES THAN WINS, THE MONKEY CANNOT EVEN WIN FROM THE FRONT.LOOK AT THAT UGLY NIGGER... FLAT NOSED, PROTRUDING LIPS, NO FRONTAL LOBE, GAP TOOTH, BALD MONKEY LOOKING NIGGER...
>>222094133Have YOU read the books?
>Teleports to the Crownlands, kidnapps the Hand and slaughters his menI kneel
>>222094208HoTD is a fucking mess.
>>222094183I forgot about the whore, blotted it out of my memory. Fuck. You're right. 7.5
>>222094208>GRRM: "This is not my story any more!!!">the story is a bunch of wiki articles>only "finished" story in the universe, the other two TV shows are based on unfinished materialIf I was him I would stfu and collect the money
>>222094208>George’s vision was a starting point, not a cage.it's a shallow lightly sketched-out story short on details that some cynics believed they could profit by adapting for tv. correctly.
He comes....
I didnt read the book so I don't notice when something is changed. The same is true for most viewers
>>222094183>>222094246Which whore? Rowan was cute, only her cucking Raymun was bad.
>>222094208This is literally AIslop and it's sad that you don't understand how recognizable it is.
>>222093924both are jews
>episode 6 is the best thing I've ever seenso all these early access shill were bullshiting? this was just another filler episode.
>>222094205>Evan Mitchell (correct name?)Yeah, you've got it right. A thread ago I was being pretty boring about Fabian Frankel and how he gave what has to have been an intensely frustrating and often ridiculous-seeming* role better than it deserved and I'd further suggest Evan Mitchell deserves the same sort of regard. Along with a good many other members of the cast; they're better than the prevailing standard of writing and/or "show running".
>>222094257It's better this way seeing his life's work get butchered and kicked out of adjusting or being part of the conversation in the writer's room while lashing out like a child is deserved treatment for being lazy
>Alyn Baratheon is chestnut of hairIf Ned had simply read that one fact, none of this would have happened.
>>222094276I did, but I didn't bother mentioning it. 4chan is too normie adjacent nowdays so people genuinely can't spot the AI sentence structures nor AI jeet art.
This episode was absolute SHIT scenes mixed with some genuinely good scenes. Leaving the overall experience very bad, the payoffs of entire plots are just removed to what I can only describe as woman logic.
>>222094227yes, and Renly was not a "fierce" man
>>222094272>Which whore?All of them, the ginger being the worst. *You* might think it's all right to piss all over the founding of New Barrel like that but I do not.
I'm a brainlet, can someone explain this scene to me?
>>222094267The book readers are steering the online discourseLook up how many on the other place are dreamers like helaena and can somehow foresee that helaena and daeron are dying this season in supposedly non-book spoiler discussions, even down to their moment and method of their "predicted" death
>>222094208>>222094257>>222094259George wrote a concise and straightforward narrative that the faggots at HBO could've deepened and enriched but instead chose to mangle beyond recognition.
>>222094208Accuracy to the book isn't the problem. The show is a clusterfuck of weak and inconsistent characters and plots. The characters are barely characters and just get pushed around doing nothing until they get unceremoniously killed off. It's happened to Jace, Otto and Cole already this season and it's about to happen to Helaena.
>>222094306Fucking shit, sir! The "*" should link to a postcript reading "imagine getting and then trying to make sense of one of the scripts he was sent".
>>222094321Which ones were good? I ended up bored on my phone, and I haven't been bored enough to scroll on my phone on a show since Pluribus
>>222094330Tyland badly wants to say yes but can't quite do it. Myself I feel cheated at not seeing Larys try to work with a shovel.
>>222094267i was like this with hotd s1 and i enjoyed it a lot. but that was because the season was also higher quality. if i was watching this shit i doubt id keep interest even knowing how much they muddy the story
>>222094330Earlier, Larys gave Aegon an ugly and brutally honest accounting of what a miserable dumbass he's been, and then suggested they go to Essos. Tyland suggests they go to Casterly Rock.Aegon tests Tyland's honesty. Tyland fumbles around trying to tell a pleasant lie, Aegon sees right through it and follow Larys' advice to go Essos. It's a rare moment of Aegon possessing good judgement.
>>222094208I know this is bait probably copied from somewhere but just saying, I don't care about book accuracy in itself, I liked some of the changes like show Viserys and Aegon but I object to changing so many cool moments from the book to utter garbage.
>>222094267You don't need to be a bookfag to notice the show is shit. I never read the books beyond a 10 sentence summary, and even I can tell when a really baffling dogshit change is made. Most of them are surrounding Alicent. Even if you're a clueless showfag the show is just not good.
>>222094349pluribus was kino, aside from the last 1-2 eps. are you the same zoomernigger who said he disliked AKOTSK? you just have low iq and standards probably
>>222094330Larys was honest with Aegon and called him a terrible man.Tyland won't do it, even though he clearly believes it.So Aegon trusts Larys plan since Larys was more honest with him.
>>222094349Eh.... *checks notes*Ormund and Rhanerya scenes where pretty good.Alys and Aemond.hmm, I guess everything else is worse than 5/10. Opening scene is especially bad.
>>222094339>dreamers like helaena
>>222094327You mislike seeing whores in your medieval shows? And as i said, the cucking was bad.
>>222094330Every time these 3 are on screen, it's pure kino. Shame the show isn't 90% about them
>>222093549So R does not go to Oldtown with several dragons, snatches the noble relatives of ormund and the hightower elite and use them to tell the army at tumbleton to surrender or she will burn oldtown and all their families (of the soldiers) as well as burn the elite of oldtown right then and there in front ot tumbletonthe soldiers would mutiny and surrender, returning to oldtown with terms and they would give up ormund and the rest
>>222094230Yeah how did he even know where Corlys was when Rhaenyra didn't even know?
>>222094377>I never read the books beyond a 10 sentence summary,Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water.
>>222094384>likes reddit memes and 2 of the shittiest actors in the showare you a woman
>>222094411bad writing and it only took only "20 good men" to do the deed even when they were limited in tumbleton
Was that Roxton in the end? Is he a teleporter? Is he a 20goodmen?
>>222094410>she will burn oldtownlol she will lose every single ally she has
>>222094411>Yeah how did he even knowSara Hess told him and teleported him and the rest
>>222094230thats why you unlock the teleport points before the tv show starts, too many retarded show writers dont realize this
god damn that SLAP jeyne gave rhaena was great
Roxton will rape Corlys
>>222094432no the entire city, she can route out the nobles by threat of dragonfire and some limited applicationin previous centuries the dragonriders burned down the house of the nobility of the houses that did not comply
Still you insist on misjudging me
>>222094418No. I have to find something to be positive about, otherwise it would be a 200 word essay about how fucking bad the show is and how they butchered my boy Cole.
>>222094208>Hey chatgpt, generate me an excuse for why my show is shit
>>222094456why do the writers love the "still, you ___" format of dialogue so much? especially with rhaenyra?
It's funny reading this>>222094341>George wrote a concise and straightforward narrative that the faggots at HBO could've deepened and enriched but instead chose to mangle beyond recognition.and then this right after>>222094344>The characters are barely characters and just get pushed around doing nothing until they get unceremoniously killed off.George's material is exactly why this is happening. No matter what else the hotd writers want to do, they are ultimately bound to the fate of each character in almost all cases (no one cares if gwayne lives a bit longer)It also led to S8 because D&D were bound to daenerys going mad, cersei dying with jaime, and bran becoming king. Which everyone hated and probably wasn't where they would've taken the story themselvesI wish they would just do a new series hundreds of years after GoT or something, because being trapped by george's material is killing every adaptation
>>222093676Why did you get banned?
>>222094462i mean rhaenyra is irredeemable, and there's aegon and larys on top of the 2 you mentioned. but yeah besides that you might as well skip every scene without them.>>222094452>attack old town with dragonsthen she also attacks the faith, and also the noble house with the most legitimacy in the realm, not some dornish sandniggers.
>incel>chud>religious>slut shamer>shot to dea-ACKIs criston cole meant to be a charlie kirk analogue?
They keep using scenes that should be the cold open to the episode as the hook for the following episode. It's quite irritating.
>>222094503>then she also attacks the faith, and also the noble house with the most legitimacy in the realmshe does not attack the faith, she attacks only the hightowers....have you noticed they are enemies already?
>>222094476>It also led to S8 because D&D were bound to daenerys going mad, cersei dying with jaime, and bran becoming king.They weren't, D&D had complete creative control>because being trapped by george's material is killing every adaptationGRRM's material is the only thing anybody is interested in
>>222094522old town is the seat of the FOTS, you attack old town you directly attack FOTS
>>222093833YAAAAAASSSSSS
>>222094557oldtown is not immune to aggression, the hightowers are not the faith of the seven they are a house with close ties but that is it. She only needs the nobility form oldtown anyways not anything else.
how does ormund deal with going to the bathroom if he can't handle smells? what if he has a bout of diarrhea?the whole smell thing seems a little far-fetched
>>222094330How did this comedy scene help the rest of the episode?
>>222094208>The people still crying about “muh book accuracy” in House of the Dragon are the exact reason prestige television had to evolve past the sticky-fingered fanboy demographicThe people gobbling up D&D's retarded changes because OMG IT WAS SO BADASS WHEN NED FOUGHT JAIME WITH A SWORD OMG IT WAS SO COOL TO SEE TYWIN TALKING TO ARYA OMG THEON NO COCK SHIRTLESS RAMSAY OMG ARYA AND HOUND ROADTRIP EVERY FUCKING CHICKEN LMAO OMG TYRION AND DAENERYS FINALLY MEET OMG HARDHOME is the exact reason for why we ended up with the utter shitheaps of GoT seasons 5-8 and HoTD.
>>222094582>oldtown is not immune to aggressionsure. say goodbye to every ally you had then.>, the hightowers are not the faith of the sevendo you not fucking understand that old town is the seat of power of the faith of the seven
>>222094330this sounds extremely homosexual but i don't understand why in all fiction men are automatically more kino and interesting than women, it's too consistent to be a coinkidinks
>>222094476The fates of the characters wouldn't be an issue if they actually bothered to write a compelling 'why' and 'how' to go with the 'what'. Instead they're just speed running through the plot.
>>222094609you do not understand that the hightowers are not the faitth and have no immunity or a free hand to do whatever they want due to their ties to it or to the citadel.
So is Gwayne a faggot? Is that why Ormund told Daeron to put his back against a wall? Have Gwayne and Daeron fucked?
>>222094317I kinda miss Cole already
>>222094639Yes, yes, not yet
I wanna blast sticky white ropes all over Alicent's gormless face
>>222094614They write men as men, but also write women as men. I found Cat and Sansa to be good characters because they are actually written as women.
>>222094503Oh I root for the death of Rhaenyra. But I think the actress does a good job and I enjoy seeing her even if it's just feminist nonsense. She deserves death for stealing Crispy's virginity and honor
>>222094614you prefer men lol
>>222094649
>ignore that the current ruler is a queen (a female)>in theory, Rheanyra as a woman on the throne should fear male AND female contenders equally>in practice, ignore Helaena and Jaehaera, and tunnel-vision on Aegon and Aemond instead>Healena's pregnancy is an issue only if the baby is of male sex>again, focus on ignoring one of the major plot points of the series - a female ascending to the throneWasn't sure whether I should use Hess's, Nyra's or #1 Mother's face
>>222094614They put in work, you'd never see Rhaenyra or Alicent with the shovel. Also men are allowed to be introspective and self-critical.
>>222094627hightower and the faith both occupy old town you dumb nigger
>>222094656i root you're arse
>>222094649Lord Jasper!
>>222094585I have a sensitive nose too and I'm not bothered at all by my smells. I can tell if they don't smell good but I don't have bad reactions to them, because they're mine. It's different if they're from anything else.
https://youtu.be/o6jLHQ41jaA?si=-q0MTVEP5S06VwoT
>>222094669You are the gay poster. I shit from highest chimney to your mouth.
>>222094677you are the only nigger here and in real life, hightowers are not the faith or the citadel - they are just a house with at best some influence due to their ties but that does not give them actual power or a shield they can use to do whatever they want
>Show ends with Alicent poisoning Aegon because she knows he's a terrible monarch and to avenge Rhaenrya can't wait for this kino to drop
>>222094677my cock occupys you're anus
Are there any leaks for the final two episodes?
>>222094682
I like Ormund despite the character assassination going on now
>>222093833Of course it had to be some foid. The Burlington Bar freaks are gonna love this.
>>222094760This is (ass) seizure! This is (gay) treason! At the least!
Maybe this is just a case of me getting old and no longer being able to relate to children but I'm really starting to dislike Arya and Bran chapters on re-reads
>>222094715>if i burn down a holy city and just claim i only did it to burn down hightowers that means the faith are okay with their burnt down citynigger IQ on display
it's probably impossible to discuss this scene but i thought it was unexpected that Condal & Hess actually made Criston and his followers seem brave and fearless when facing certain death. like even when Cole is struck down the remaining soldier still face their fate with heads held high
I'm not liking rhaenyra anymore>incompetent but good heartedbut since the latest episode>incompetent but also cruelalicent basically made her queen and is her friend at the end of the day
Such STRONG children.
>>222094703Honestly though, as a girlboss herself why is Rheanyra not bothered by female green Targs?
>>222094817How did Hightower guy make it out alive?
How would you go about achieving victory for the greens if you got isekaed into the books? Keep in mind that GRRM is actively working against you and you can't just go and win battles fairly.
>>222094819Rhaenyra should be 80% cunt 20% incompetent. Instead they made her 80% incompetent 20% cunt and it's weird.
>>222093549Dumb bitch self-insert fake autistic Healena is getting on my nerves Crispin Cole was righteously slain by a femoidThey're openly mocking incels
>>222094840I'm born a girlboss.
>>222094840As soon as they heard that Rhaenyras dragonseed plan worked, they were total retards for not doing their own.
>>222094832Gwayne left last episode
>>222094873I'm like half the size of Aemond
>>222094866Impossible, there's no girlbosses on the green side.
>>222094832Gwayne? He deserted last episode and somehow teleported to Tumbleton.
>>222094885More bad news for you: aemond is a grower but only alicent could get him to reach his maximum size
>>222094873>abs with 0 bulkswimmer?
>>222094885Penis exercises work, but it’s a lot of hours to see big gains (thousands)
>>222094790What does a holy city even mean? How do the westerosi even worship? Do they carry articles of faith (books, jewelry, etc)? Do they gather to worship at predetermined dates and times? Do they have special rooms in their homes just for worship? Are the deeply religious, those who devote their lives to their faith, a special or protected class of people?
>>222094886*blocks your path*
>>222094947yea
>>222094871Dreamfyre just sitting there the whole war like a malfunctioning Chekov's gun was so dumb. Helaena just shutting down after B&C and not seeking vengeance was one of the most egregious "thumb on the scale" moments from George. Couldn't allow his favourite OC Donut Steel Daemon's heinous actions have a negative effect on the Blacks, i guess.
Is Blackfyre with Aemond atm
So Helaena knew Alicent was lying about Otto fixing up her marriage right
>>222094479some fag accused me of stealing his post because I got more upvotes.
>dreamfyre>blackfyre>fyreI am vexxed
wtf is even happening, nothing is moving, it's the same shit as last episode literallygreen bitch wants to leave, renira says no, like 5 scenes edmond or whatever doing jackshit in some spooky castlesmell guy keeps fucking shit up in the cityit;s literally the same as last ep wtf is this show
>>222094873>>222094885those are fake cocks.
What archetype of male are they skewering with criston coles character? I’ve never met anyone who turned mysoginist because a girl wanted to be fuck buddies instead of marry. That’s like some shit women would get mad at a guy for “what are we, you’re just using me for sex”
Are women the new incels? This gender shit should've been grown out if by high school. I legitimately don't understand what these posts are meant to invoke.
>>222095029Nuncle
>>222094840It depends on when i got teleported. When Viserys was still alive? Right after his death? Be more specific bro
>>222095075His only crime was giving his heart to the girl he loved.That and several murders.
>>222095075Feminists have always been like that. Incels were just a reaction to it.
>>222095075she's so hot
>"guys guys they cast this actor as this really special character, i can't wait for you to see him! keep your sword sharp, man">character ends being a pathetic hatred sink for normalfags and burlington bar patronslol
>the way Cole died that shit made me laugh, what a pathetic way to go they actually dealt him the most humiliating death Helaena isn't surviving this isn't she? hopefully she doesn't suffer more and goes out in a quick way
>>222095075>died holding the gift from a woman he lovedhow is this guy supposed to be an incel woman hater?
>>222095072Is he even a misogynist?? He seemed like he hated rhaenyra but that’s it.
>>222095113>current mood: pleasedi wonder what the current mood is
>>222095075She has gigantic jewish milkers
>>222095114I’m assuming Alicent secretly fed Helaena moon tea-rhaenyra seethes at Helaena-helaena miscarries-helaena sees visions-suicide
>>222095075Good to see you appreciate the importance of letting reddit determine what you like, anon.
>>222094968Daemon avoiding any kind of punishment for B&C be like
>>222095075>wtf people are NPCs and act like bots on the bot NPC websiteholy shit no way, you're a genius for noticing
>>222095075>r/freefolk loves when a israeli execute a brown arabWhat did they meant with that?
>>222095075Has Criston even said anything mean to women? I get if it was Ormund but why are they acting as if Criston is number one misogynist of Westeros?
>>222095114what did he expect?>attack in dishonorable guerilla combat>uhh guys let's have one honorable duel when I'm actually btfo and outnumbered
>>222095113>Blackhavendid he get BLACKED
>>222095148the post is mocking the twitter user
>>222095072Who is the most powerful man in the show that is not a woman hater at any point?
>>222095114>what a pathetic way to go they actually dealt him the most humiliating deathNot even close.
>>222095127
>>222095160The whole guerrilla subplot is just a lame excuse to not have Butcher's ball as a proper battle. Gullet and Tumbleton 1 already took almost all the battle scenes budget of the season
>>222095160They're Starks, them not dueling him then claiming "honor" is the most sad shit I've seen. Criston fucking honor MOGGED the Starks.
>>222095075Is she really jewish?
>>222094782Bran chapters will always be my favorite. Him being a child and all the magic gives it a unique fantasy charm compared to the other POVs, and there's a sense of foreboding leading up to his sad fate of being weirwooded/bloodraven'd
>>222095177>4chan will claim pic related is not white because of her religion
And who has a better story than Alicent the Awful?
>>222095160>outnumbered army uses hit and run tactics >anon mad over it
>>222095173ulf
a lot of this could have been avoided if someone gave Alicent a dildo
>>222095186Northeners are savages. Normies mistook Ned's Valemen education that turned him into a honorfag and wrongly extended it to a whole dynasty famous for hunting people with wolves and for murdering people to please their demonic tree-gods
>>222095075>should've been grown out if by high schooMost women are less rational than the average middleschool boy so it checks outEven the intelligent ones are often incapable of pure unbiased logical thinking in anything that isn't purely abstract, it's always funny to witness objectively smart STEM educated women turn into completely irrational monkeys on any subject they have the slightest emotional reaction too, most be something to do with their hormones
>>222095113George is a fag, he could have put more time into making Cole interesting and giving him more depth, dude put all his eggs into the fucking daemon basket and then complains
Nooo wait he dies?? Fuuck he was my favourite character!
Helaena, please drink this tea and abort your child.Helaena, please come with me and abandon your living daughter.Helaena, I beg you, why won't you listen to me? I only want the best for you.
Is she capable of any other expressions other than gormless, and bitter?
>>222095120He called her a cunt one time, but daemon also called women a cunt. It’s just a case of sadistic mob hysteria. Cole is the “criminal” that the “state” is executing in the town square for crimes against the “king”, twitter is the peasant mob who have crowd orgies during the public execution
>>222093549>GoT>IncestI'm confessing here. I've fucked my cousin for 2 years now. I'm going to kill myself soon.
>>222094230'twas kino, simple as
>>222095271Even for what it is, anon, that's some overwrought and pretentious crap.
Serious question, is there anyone in here who even still watches this slop in an unironic way like it's a serious television drama?
>>222095273Why not just stop fucking your cousin and live yourself instead?
YOUR DEAD CUNT OF A SON WAS A GODS DAMNED BASTARD MONGREL
>>222095186It's different from Ramsay avoiding 1v1 with Jon because uhhhh
>>222095273I was unironically "molested" by my older horny teen female cousin when i was a kid. Made me suck her tits and to train with french kiss. Loved the frrst but Gods she sucked at the second. I only Remember her moving the tounge like some crazed worm
>>222095290I actually agree with him
>>222094128Can't speak as to whether watching me Shapiro videos and never going to church makes you a redpilled christian.However I can definitely state that you are not and never will be white.
the best scene of the entire season
>>222095306Ramsay is like THE most evil character of perhaps the entire series
>>222095186Starks are not innately honorable. People only think they are because of Ned (who was raised as an Arryn, their motto was "High as honor") and his sons. But the average Starkman and northerner throughout Westeros history has more in common with the wildlings than with southlings.
>>222095329this is child abuse
>>222095329GIWTWM
>>222095329>Now look what you've made me do
>Starks are not innately honorable. People only think they are because of Ned (who was raised as an Arryn, their motto was "High as honor") and his sons. But the average Starkman and northerner throughout Westeros history has more in common with the wildlings than with southlings.
>>222095329
>>222095367What about this quote do you find contentious exactly? It's correct.
>>222095329Jeyne Arryn should never raise her voice. Her displeasure and disdain should always be soft spoken with a narrowed gaze, preferably while commanding me to take my clothes off.
What's this about Whent of the Fentkeep and Aemond I hear?Not going to watch house of the doodoo, so you'll have to explain to me.
>>222095367dumb showfag
>>222095233>unbiased logical thinking in anything that isn't purely abstract,women are capable of logical thinking when they work in a strictly defined system with no room for creativity or abstract thinking which is why they dominate professions like accounting and why women love puzzle games more than men. but you'll never put a woman in a role that requires abstract, logical, and emotional skill like a commercial pilot or you'll have a disaster on your hands
>>222095385>>222095394Vale Lords do not perform executions, Eddard's brand of honour is northern
>>222095367Thousands of years of stark history and you think they are all bright, shining, honorable knights instead of a mixed bag like literally everyone else?
>>222095367Brandon Stark literally maimed a dude.
>>222095264She used to be able too. Perhaps they should have kept their younger actors and just added more make up to make them look older tbhh idk.
MAKE A NEW THREAD BEfore I piss myself
>ummm achually the people who go man out of house to saved the Ned's girl aren't honorable
>>222095329i can't believe she moon door'd the emo dog right before this. just horrible
>>222095327>Can't speak as to whether watching me Shapiro videos and never going to church makes you a redpilled christian.I don't know who you are Saphiro, but I am evangelic lutheran, and sacraments don't mean shit to me since I'm not a catholicuck.
>>222095367Look at all the non-Stark northerners in GoT and tell me that poster is wrong. Greatjon Umber and the Karstarks might as well been from fucking Hardhome lol.
Aylsanne Blackwood fucks you
>>222095340I know, but I just find it very ironic and funny how they're known as THE honor fags, and anyone except Neds family is just fucking animals
>>222095367you really triggered the redditors with this one
Right at the start of the episode. I expected nothing from Cole's death and I was still disappointed. These hacks just can't help themselves, can they?
>>222095441>moon door'd Is that the Vale slang for getting fucked in the ass?
>>222095471>discussion is about Starks>b-b-but what about these families who AREN'T Starks!goalposts etc
>(You)ing yourself after getting blown the fuck out
>>222095513What honor did Brandon have?
>>222095473Fine by me
>>222095441cum and dump scheme, very popular in the valley
>>222095534Very kazarian beauty
>>222095532He agreed to Petyr's duel when he could have just laughed and told him to fuck off nerdHe attempted to save his sister after she was kidnapped by dragonspawnHe tried to save his father
>>222095532>Sure no problem Ned, I'll go and talk to Ashara for you!>Dishonours her and cucks his loyal brotherHe's getting eternally strangled in the seven hells
>>222095451>Workship a fat degenerate that rejected his vows because he wanted to fuck a munWoW truly the exact dogma Christ teached
>>222095367This is correct. Even Cregan Stark agreed to join Rhaenyra's side only after Jace promised to marry his future daughter with Baela to his son and not because his father pledged his fealty to her years ago. Hard pill for showfags to swallow but it's true.
>>222095582>he actually thinks Brandon banged Asharadumbest red herring in the entire franchise, only a moron would believe that theory
>>222095451If you were a sensible person you would naturally see "me shapiro videos" and realize that the "me" is a strange spelling error representing "Ben"But then you aren't, are you?This is all your ilk has left, trying to define whiteness the ability to not make typos. And I'm not surprised, these risible attempt at crafting identity-markers showed up when Rome became mutted, they appeared when the Hellenistic diaspora became so mixed that trying to define being Greek through lineage became an exercise in futility.And now we have mixed race new world nilwits like you trying to define whiteness as the ability to avoid typos.
>>222095585>>222095607this site will always be white christian majority, ranjeet
>>222095124>counting money
>>222095532He had great honor when he took my virginity and I saw my blood on his cock. I'm not sure why I'm telling you this, Theon Greyjoy. Oh well.>t. Barbery Dustin
>>222095329Wasn't Dunk almost executed for this
>>222095575Dueling some skinny ass twig when you are gigachad swordman is not honorable. Saving your family members is most normal thing anybody would do, honorable or not.
>Baratheon>Light chestnut??
starks are targ shitter cvcks. ned probably gooned for months knowing a targ bull had his wife.
New thread now
Hot Pie mentioned
I'm gonna make a brown people fag-loving edition if there isn't a new thread in 2 mins
A regular edition then
>>222093833>mfw guerillingvs.>mfw getting guerilled
thread stretcher
>>222095921>>222095921>>222095921>>222095921none of you get to complain about this
>>222095484Redditors are the biggest Starkcocksuckers of all time, faggotshitcunt.
>>222088370FUCK smugnyra is sexy>>222088672Wow she's much more kino irl imo
>>222095924>>222096014>>222096014>>222096014
>>222094208>see book>its a good book>want to make a tv show about booksomething is going wrong here but i can't put my finger on it.
>>222095075>he just naively wished for Rhaenyra to run off with him and live a modest life but full of love>for women that fate is worse than death and he is history's greatest monster for merely suggesting itHello, I hate foids.
