The Three-Eyed Crow edition Previously >>222093549
Targs eat shit
>>222096064She was a targ, your mother?
They will sing songs of it
>>222096134Why did they cut the line from the book?
>>222096134Criston Cole should have been a Jaime tier character
>>222096214Spite
human posting in a bot thread
>Starks are not innately honorable. People only think they are because of Ned (who was raised as an Arryn, their motto was "High as honor") and his sons. But the average Starkman and northerner throughout Westeros history has more in common with the wildlings than with southlings.
>>222096288That’s true though
>That’s true though
>why didn't you heckin' teleport here way before now! Everyone else can do it!
>>222097066>I was suffering and you got a fucking dragon
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222096014rip ser crispy cole
Most based green.
Are we just posting chudjaks instead of real arguments?
>>222096014Both Bloodraven and Bittersteel are Aemondspawn btw
MAIDEN'S CUNT, HAVE YOU RUN MAD!?YOU HAVE LOST KING'S LANDING WITHOUT UNSHEATHING YOUR TAMPON! YOU HAVE LOST WESTEROS!
Aegon was more competent as a king than Rhaenyra, ratcatchers and all
>it's an Aegon scene>it's an Ulf scene>it's a Gwayne scene>it's an Ormund scene>it's a Jayne Arryn scene
>Are we just posting chudjaks instead of real arguments?
>Aegon>Ulf>Larys>Tyland>Gwayne>Ormund >Manderly>JayneThese are the only good characters in the show.
>>222097671to be fair rhaenyra never sent magic assassins to kings landing lmao
Watching this show is a slog through thick molasses. It's so oppressively heavy, stupid, and boring at the same time, and every single conversation is one character admonishing another, or two characters admonishing each other. There is no wit, there is no joy, there is no soul. Everything is drab and dusty and tedious and everyone is mad at each other all the time. In some ways I imagine this is how it would be to converse with one of the showrunners in person, endless admonishment and complaining. Tom is the only moment of lightness and life on the show and the showrunners actively hate him with all the fury of their craven hearts.Cole's death was done better than I thought it would be, with the last stand and the handkerchief. But it still baffles the mind why these hacks, in all their strenuous effort to pad out the plotting with more repeated conversations and modern English idioms, some classic and kino dialogue that GURM just handed to them on a silver platter. The only reason can be that they are intentionally making it bad on purpose. The show has millions in budget. Every single thing in the shot is carefully handcrafted by huge teams of experienced pros. Why else would a massive media corp like HBO allow its premiere franchise to be so hopelessly, inanely, purposelessly written? And how do I get a job in one of these writers' rooms?
Cast her
>>222096288Look where Ned's honour got him. If all Starks were like that there'd be no Starks left.
How do Haleana's powers work? Why doesn't she need a weirwood?
god I LOVE being a raper!!!
>>222097715I like Daemon and his ham, I miss Simon Strong
>It's a woman scene
>never trust poor people they are dirty and smelly and if they achieve something in life its because they have major character flaws and are most likely evillmao what the fuck is his problem
>>222097671>Aegon had his ratcatchers>Rhaenyra has her tallowmerchants
>Sconces: unlit>Rats: uncaught>Otto: vindicated
>>222096288That was true and self apparent from the beginning, when Robb Stark had to execute hisndistant cousin Rickon Karstark for murdering two young Lannister boys when they were captives.His army got pissed and iirc the Karstarks then betrayed the Starks.Not even getting into the Boltons, Norf was always barely civilized.
>>222097753Foreshadows Hugh and Ulf.
>>222097725>Look where Ned's honour got him.A loving family and subjects who respect him?
>>222097734Join the green army sonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpQveRzD3sQ
>that one guy who keeps posting the same things every thread>no one ever responds to himWhy does he do it?
>>222097539>>222097606Both blind retards
>>222097753The Basedtowers
>>222096347With the vale represented by specimens as honorable as Littlefinger, Mandon Moore, Lynn Corbray, baby killing Jon Arryn, and Harry the Heir I'm not sure how anyone could come to the conclusion that Ned got his morals from the Vale.
>He was gay, Gwayne Hightower?
Why did the cast the ugliest possible renfaire hoe as Alys? Everything about her, her manface, her stupid larp costumes, her smug grating voice and accent, her total lack of chemistry with Aemond, is so distractingly bad. Is she another writer stand in?
>That was true and self apparent from the beginning, when Robb Stark had to execute hisndistant cousin Rickon Karstark for murdering two young Lannister boys when they were captives.>His army got pissed and iirc the Karstarks then betrayed the Starks.>Not even getting into the Boltons, Norf was always barely civilized.
>>222097753The noblecuck fears the self made uberman
>>222097770Da norf wememmbuss
>>222097066>having targ blood is not enough>having a dragon is not enough>having a knighthood is not enough>having a job serving the queen is not enoughWHAT DO THESE BITCHES WANT
>>222097753>lmao what the fuck is his problemhe got MOGGED by daemon that's why
>>222097753Monstrum in fronte monstrum in animo.
>>222097779It's called ritualposting and it's based, peasant.
Bros…https://x.com/ginazle/status/2081703330569715831
If Daeron is king, why doesn't he and Gwayne just conspire to remove Ormund? They don't even have to kill him. Publicize one of his tantrums and it solves itself.
So did Alysanne kill Criston because he disrespected her by only challenging men?
>>222097779Everybody wants to noticed, senpai.
>Dornish "women"
>>222097796It’s about Vale customs and the idealised chivalric culture in the Vale which Ned internalised
>>222097841Just make a fucking screenshot.
>>222097796If not from the Vale, then where the fuck did Ned get his honor from?
>>222097859When was he ever chivalrous.
>>222097856>mysaria scene
>>222097770>dead>two sons dead>one son taken the Black>one son in a wheelchair and gone all weird>one daughter raped by Boltons>one daughter an international assassinThe bloodline should be over, where does it even go from here. Jon would have to break his Black vows, which is very dishnourable.
>>222097866No because he calls Olivia cookie.
>>222097805Bit weird innit that all of George's self made men are villains
alyn is painfully boring and looks like hes 40 years old
>>222097893>showshit
Why are there so many ESLs itt?
>>222097893>citing the show
It seems like the Starks and Tullys are the most competent in universe houses. One of them should be King.
>>222096226He's a more interesting character than most of the cast.
>>222097917I'm a native English speaker but dyslexic so I make lots of mistakes when typing, please be patient with me
>>222097913>>222097919This is /tv/, not /lit/
>>222097911He isn't?
>>222097066>he was needed at home with his struggling wife and dying daughter, but he peaced out to go play the dragon lottery>daughter dies and wife cant afford to stay in king's landing, has to travel the rape road to stay with her brother>he shows up after the fact and pretends having a dragon fixes everything that happened priorYou're just pretending to be retarded, right? It's not that hard to grasp.
>>222097764The main Karstark line would have been hard pressed to join Roose given that they are all dead or captive.
>>222097943Fucking kill yourself, showfag.
>>222097943this general is a /lit/ colonythe shows are shit and nobody cares about them except for memes and nude scenes
>calling Harrenhal an "ancient seat"reeeeeeeee
even cole's men were gigachads, unfariad facing a horde of smelly unwashed norfmen and riverfolk savages.
>>222097963>he got baited into reading thousands of pages of books that will never be concluded and now he's mad that others weren't sucked into the same sunk cost negative equity situation
>>222097779every time he makes a thread no one replies and it goes to page 10 because of the odyssey bump so he has to resort to posting in this general
>Karshartswhat was their problem really?
>>222097873Dunno, maybe Rickard gave him a quick course in norfern honor before he turned eight.
>>222097917You realize its the middle of the afternoon right? Many of us are phone posting at work and don't have the time to proof read posts
>>222097983>this like, 100 years old seat
>he got baited into reading thousands of pages of books that will never be concluded and now he's mad that others weren't sucked into the same sunk cost negative equity situation
>>222097947This is such a braindead post I'm surprised at the amount of smugness that comes along with it. You're either literally a woman or the wimpiest of men. Actual Low-Test beta shit.
>>222098008>Amerishart
>>222098016Especially as it's supposed to be a start of the art castle, minus the whole melted aspect
Let's the retarded shit this episode>Riverlander trap>not-Nettles goes all the way to Vale-mommy>it's more lucrative for Goldcloaks to quit rather than become corrupt cops or go undercover>20goodmen capture Corlys
>>222097947she was adamant on fucking off to Tumbleton from before Hugh went dragon-wrangling
>>222096014I want to paint Cersei’s face with my smelly viscous Baratheon cum.
>>222097911>Addam chats up Baela and talks about a future together and she barely reacts>Alyn hooks up with her out of nowhere Brutal. Are they going to have Addam join Ulf and Hugh in turning?
>>222098054Don't forget>1 good men and one good woman to kill Aemond>the good woman is his mom
>>222097947You're just pretending to be a retarded shit eater, right? Humans don't act like this. Especially not medieval women in the middle of a war who know life is very hard. ESPECIALLY if she is ugly and brown.
>>222097987Most of the best fantasy series are unfinished, it's something you learn to accept about the genre the journey is more important
>>222098070I could have fixed her
>>222098026So you are pretending to be retarded, got it. Just go watch conan the barbarian and jack off to Arnold's abs. Eventually you'll feel better about your insecurities.
>>222098054>Riverlander trapthe riverland trap is kino from the book
>>222098070Alexa Grace is absolutely not a Cersei
Are they actually gonna set up Aemond to be the first 3eyed raven with a Daemon body swap? Cause that’s what this episode is heavily hinting
>>222098107even if Cersei had married Rhaegar should have found him disappointing and grown to hate him, she's a profoundly unwell woman
>sconces
>>222098110see>>222098026
Why the FUCK are they already calling Daeron “Daeron the Daring”??? I thought he got the name much later in the books
Did Roxton teleport? Was that him in the end?
>>222098110>go watch something bettergood advice from anon
>the petitioner speaks in MLEtiresome
Was the soup Alicent gave Haelena some abortion concotion? Is she going for the double kill?
>*slaps you*>*spits in your mouth*>*steps on your penis*
>>222098173>Hm. Never stops to be amusing
>>222098173Bit weird mate, I just want to have normal sex with her if you don't mind.
>>222098147Daeran is almost ready to die broThey introduced his character far too late, as GRRM warned Condal
>>222098173we really needed to see jace eat her outfor the culture
>husband: I need to improve our lives. >wife: Yeah you should do that*later*>husband: I finally found you wife, I have a dragon and I'm a knight and our lives will finally improve!>Wife:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF I DON'T KNOW YOU THAT'S MY PURSE REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>222098168that was my feeling as well. i think Haelena didn't drink enough of the soup so the abortion will just cause an early miscarriage or something
Is the Bloodraven actor in HotD playing n him in Dunk too?
>>222098147They can’t actually show him doing anything notable or having any feats so they’ve just bundled the sobriquet with Ormund’s propaganda machine
>>222096998>[ thirty uninterupted minutes of Cersei getting facialabuse tier throat fucked by Bobby B ]>[ Cersei, snot, spit, tears, and cum cascading down her pink swollen face with visible red handprints, smirking with remnants of Bobby B's bush stuck in her teeth ] "Power... is power >:)">AND SO HE SPOKE AND SO HE SPOKE THAT LORD OF CASTAMERE
>>222098173are the Arryns the actual master race of Westeros>rules over the stealth most powerful kingdom>bannermen are competent and loyal without being dirt poor like the Norf>PVRE ANDAL BLOOD>always comes out on top
>>222096014Started watching knight of the seven kingdoms, why are they so mean to dunk? :(
>Daemon just so happens to literally bump into Ulf
>>222098116>has countless brother fucking scenes >not Cersei Ok buddy.
>>222098197I'd rather see her get double penetrated by two big black fellows from the Summer Isles myself
>>222096014this guy is such a fucking rat
>>222098236>immediately insults him, beats him, and threatens to de-eye him
>>222098173>mommy will never scream at you and make you explodeWhy live?
>mfw the son I'm constantly trying to kill has replaced me with someone who isn't constantly trying to kill him
>>222098256Why do they keep making Baratheons short and giving them brown hair?
>>222098237So does every other porn tart, she's far too flat
>>222098225they are based but why cant they genocide those savage tribes?
>>222098292>just fight to mountain goatfuckers!Not that easy pal
Why is every woman in this show a fucking retard? Aren't there any normal women in westeros?
Ormund calling Gwayne a fag before taking his essential oils:
>>222098110>go watch conan the barbarianYou're finally making a bit of sense. That will help me recover form enduing this garbage.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_HG-ho1-tA
>>222098008We're not asking you to proofread them, we're asking you to prooftype them
>Your grace... easy on the lemon cakes...
>>222098334Gatehouse Amy is the only respectable woman in westeros
I think it's kino that in the final Targaryen kingsguard there's a Hightower knight as the lord commander. The Hightowers and Targs finally make peace and unite again, only for the dynasty to fall.
>>222098173Mommy Arryn is a power-bottom size-queen anal-empress, she doesn't do any of that weird shit
>>222098334other than rhaenyrys who is getting actively screwedthe only woman I've hated so far is Hugh's wife
>>222098344nta but the Arnold Conan movies are overrated and not too accurate to the Howard stories, I was disappointed by them
Will they actually send Alicent on this wacky journey to Harrenhal? Will she teleport, just like she did to Dragonstone last season?
who is supposed to believe this bullshit lol, no ruler on earth would stop paying his own capital's city guard. It doesnt matter how poor a city is, you always have enough to at least buy food or you wouldnt have a city anymore. At the very least the guards would get free food which is enough to not make them desert.
>>222098415Preview of next episode already shows her in Harrenhal and Alys screeching to Aemond that she's false so yeah, she teleports
>>222098334i like alys and jayne arryn. helaena was good too until they overdid the autism
Is Gwayne really a bumboy or is it just cousinly banter
>>222098213gross. You could've at least used fanart of book cersei.
>'member Faceless Men? we've included themAlso wouldn't Faceless Men not hire themselves out to a Valyrian dragon riding family? Especially as the longer the war goes on the more likely it is that dragons die. Plus a monarch would in theory never be able to afford their cost.
>normalfags when pic related happened: "OMG A SIGN FROM THE GODS SHE'S THE ONE">normalfags when the throne cuts her: "pfft it's a chair of swords who cares lol it doesn't mean anything don't be superstitious"
>WHAT BETTER WAY TO DIE, THAN BLADE IN HAND>*doesn't fight Cole*Roddy is a pussy
>>222097724>Cast her
>>222098434Lmao, the fuck?
>>222098359A true woman of the people
>>222098441>morally good greenHe's 100% canonically a fag
>>222098450the throne shit is factually superstition the deer is not canon
>>222098452shes already playing daenerys.
So canonically Hugh's wife was repeatedly raped on her trip to Tumbleton >gets out of an awkward reunion with her husband by implying rape
Been rewatching Season 2 of HOTD and I had totally forgotten that there's a pornographic cock suck scene in Episode 3 with a sex worker. This makes perfect sense for a feminist tale like HOTD because sex work is one of the most empowering things a woman can do. Not everyone can be a dragon riding girl boss like Rhaenys, (Rest in Power) so this scene serves to remind us that smallfolk ladies can be empowered too.This scene is also a clapback at the South Park chuds. The franchise's penises are no longer flaccid, soft, or otherwise non-erect.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csOcHCDmMdE
>>222098496Then why did she have such a problem with rape two eps ago?
>>222098173>Keira Knightley of the Vale
The patriarchy fucking rocks.
>>222098452Daemon’s imaginary Dany tulpa
>>222098524she MOGS keira
Got no time for this dragonrider nonsense, I have dornishmen to kill
>>222098496her life was a never ending rapefest since hugh left her, just cocks cocks cocks in every hole. but she should be happy because he got a dragon lmao
>>222098570He was hiding because he was afraid of dragons.
>>222098359I'd like to raise you one Genna Lannister and one Queen of Thorns.
Alys Rivers ASMRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW_UWBzulkw
>>222098578I dunno, seems like if you're getting raped quite that much then it's probably not rape
>>222098500South Park ages worse and worse with passing year, I find that shit so painfully unfunny these days
>>222098476and ? she should play every woman said to look like her, even the hightower ex-wife of jorah
Will they actually have Rhaenyra torture Tyland in the show? It seems like they might since she's getting more insane
>>222098612>said to look like her???
>>222098618ESL moment?
>>222098612Ashara doesn't look like Daenerys
>>222098633since when was jorah's ex-wife or anyone else said to look like emilia clarke
Sheepstealer was flying with Vhagar right?
>>222098173i wanna see her and debicki fight with their necks like giraffes
>>222098646She's said to look like Dany, who, guess what, was played by Clarke
>>222098646In the books Jorah mentions that Daenerys looks like his whore ex-wife Lynesse Hightower
>>222098618like her character she's already playing
>>222098647I think it was Moondancer. Didn't they say that?
Reminder that Vale women are CANONICALLY uglier than their sheep!
>>222098671will you please shut the fuck you annoying pajeet
Betrayed by her realm.
>>222098647The old bitch would eat sheepstealerNobody is bothering Vaghar right now, she's just burning riverlanders here and there
>>222096014egg is icsh
>>222098673Does this mean that their sheep are even more attractive than the actresses playing all the Vale women? Might need me some of that shussy
>>222098666>his whore ex-wife Lynesse HightowerAre all Hightower women sluts?
>>222098666can you really blame her? imagine leaving oldtown and moving to some fucking norf hellhole island. not to mention jorah was a massive simp for her while shes used to hightower abusechads, obviously she got the ick
MINE.MINE!
>Ulf Humiliation: the show
>>222097753I hope the leaked Winds of Winter summary is true. Imagine the reveal that the Hightowers actually worship the Great Other.
I know the show doesn't give a shit about these kinds of details, but it cracks me up how they gave Hugh and Ulf fucking dragons and just let them go off on their own with a few orders. They don't set them up with any kind of retinue, or a household with servants and guards who could also be used as double agents to take them out the moment they start to swerve away from the cause. Nope, just let them and their dragons go off and hope they follow orders, and slap them in the face when they ask for anything
>>222097066reasonable crash out on her part, this nigga and Ulf are going to lose it soon enough aren't they? maybe going completely rogue on Rhaenyra's ass
>>222098734One of Aegon's elite soldiers
>>222098672Yeah, just saw that scene lol, I'm watching it atm
>Kick this dog and it will bite your handSo we've gone from rats to cats to now dogs, the plot thickens
>>222098735Not ONE ALE
>>222098724>can you really blame her?Yeah... she gave him her favor at the tourney and agreed to marry him
>>222098766Don't forget the bats.
>"A new dawn is coming, a new line of unsullied kings">fucking dies
>>222098766>the plot chickens
>>222098776She was being mind controlled by the glass candles!
>>222098776Jorahs fault for thinking he could keep an actual noble happy in his frozen hole, she wasn't too know he was a glorified sheep farmer
anyone notice Mysaria getting the ick while Rhaenyra was fumbling the petitions?
>>222098337Kek
>all the great houses of westeros will flock to us!>why?>...>we are le realm and we don't like her!I know Ormund is not even a real character in the books but this is ridiculous
>>222098797And sharks
>>222098746i think it makes sense in a way because rhae is very entitled and daemon just doesnt give a fuck about these people and considers them inferior subhumans.
>>222097724Ana de Armas. She was younger when GOT was still in production.
They didn't ruin Cole's death.
>>222098773All work and no ale makes Ulf a dull boy. All work and no ale makes Ulf a dull boy.All work and no ale makes Ulf a dull boy. All work and no ale makes Ulf a dull boy. All work and no ale makes Ulf a dull boy. All work and no ale makes Ulf a dull boy. All work and no ale makes Ulf a dull boy. All work and no ale makes Ulf a dull boy.
>>222098817Sheep farming is a noble, and lucrative, profession from the Vale. On Bear Island all they do is get raped by their eponymous namesakes and stare at rocks.
>>222098847it's not ruined but I'm disappointed because I just wanted to hear the line
>>222098110>So you are pretending to be retardedThat anon is an incel. He thinks its fine to leave your partner without saying why or when to be back
>>222097753Too based for this world
>>222098817>Jorahs faultIt's Jorah's fault that he should slapped her around a bit rather than wasting all his money trying to keep her happyWhen women marry they leave their homes and join their husbands, they all know that. Catelyn didn't much like the North either at first but grew to love it.
>>222097635that isnt cole
the CHADest of all Seven Kingdoms.
>>222098857What did they cut?
>>222097900Dunk is a villain?
Did Emma get a nose job her nose seems way too symmetrical to be natural
>>222098847>go out of their way to show it was just one specific Skyrim female character who killed him>not a group of archers that she was part of>just her
>>222098877>Faggot who dies a cuck's death in both versions of the story because he simped two whores>Chad who was horrifically tortured by Rhaenyra and refused to talk despite what it cost him No.
>>222098878Nice to see a fight scene where someone's using a weapon other than a sword for once
>>222098776people living in the reach clearly have no idea what a depressing shithole most other places are in westeros
do you think that cole and the fag hightower had sex?
>"Your grace, your regime has a terrible reputation among the smallfolk, perhaps we could send our loyal local lad to splash some cash at the local taverns thereby improving your image, perhaps under the care of Daemon, who too likes a sesh, and who could rally the plebs to form local neighbourhood watches to fulfill the role of the Goldcloaks for free.">"Hmmmmm, no. Publicly gouge his eyes out."
>>222098522Was she getting raped or her neice?
>>222098533Our heroes
>>222098882After Cole challenges for a duel and he starts getting skewered with arrows, Ser Pate of Longleaf bluntly says:>I'll have no songs about how brave you died, Kingmaker. There's tens o' thousands dead on your account.It's one of the most memorable lines of the whole Dance.
Is Ormund gay?
>>222098993No he just hates women
>>222098883Unwitting but yes. Although he his happy to remain a tool throughout his life, he's good insofar he doesn't make any power plays or seek self actualisation.
>>222098993he is squeamish
>>222098981>>222098882>>222098847
>>222098981Oh yes that was missing, then again after Cole's repeated retcons he's not actually that important to the cause of the Dance now, especially in the show's version
>>222098993No he is just really into femboys.
>>222098288She’s got a pawg ass though. But just like Cersei I would fuck her everyday if she was my sister. I can’t say that about every porn tart.
>>222098522Because he wasn't Chad. And if he was Chad then it wouldn't be rape because of implicit consent.
>>222098981>>222099024So?
>>222098993well hes got no children since gwayne said hes next in line for hightowah leadership. also he hates women. i think he might be asexual or a based volcel
What does being loved by a woman feel like?
>>222099043see >>222098857
>>222099050bags of salty coins
>>222098993All hightowers are gay. The tower is actually a cock.
>Ulf pops into Tesco to get a cheeky beer after his tedious dragon commute from his shit job and cunt boss>gets eviscerated
>>222099050Hey Gwayne
I feel so bad for Aemond. He just loves his mother and she hate him. Even in the context of the show it doesnt make much sense. She seemed to be her favorite as a child. Did she really just change because he grew into an incel?
>>222098746The show basically made Rhaenyra have too little resources to do all that
>>222099044He's a Green, at a minimum he rapes
>>222098288>blue boardI’d feel bad if I had to crop out a pair of actual honkers.
>Episode name is Faceless Men>No Faceless Man show up
>>222099148>No Faceless Man show upThats what you think
>>222099113he kicked her off the small council, alicent is mostly motivated by her own selfish deisres and interests. it doesnt matter now, hes got a new mommy who loves him
>>222099148I suppose we're fortunate that he didn't sputter out "valar morghulis" as he died
You all thinking Gwayne is gay is just proof none of you have any social skills. Call your cousin gay is just bantz
>>222099113He killed Rhaerhaes son even though Alicent was one of the ones filling his head with anti bastard propaganda
>the Iron Throne deeply cares about consent>lets Aegon IV sit on it without issue
>>222099172>hehe I now this is not the real oc baratheon because the real one is so handsome!yeah bro your social skills are sharp
>>222099050No one knows
>>222099172Gwayne literally begged Cole to come with him to Hightower and serve his hightower.
emma looking exceptionally cute this episode
>>222099050No one in the history of humanity can answer this.
>>222099199nigga you gay
>>222099050If only money could speak...
>>222099202>daemon>drown
>>222099202Why did they never bother giving Targs the purple eyes?
>>222099216you're the fucking faggot pretending she is not attractive because you think team faggotry is some kind of political statement
so helaena is going to commit suicide because they locked her in her room?
Aegon was unironically the wisest character in this episode.
>>222099216she looks so soft and enticing though
>>222099240Too much of hassle wearing contacts for that long I suppose
>>222099245>he thinks it's about teamsthey/them
>>222099252She is le sad...
>>222098892They had him killed by an unnamed girlboss? Lol... even better. A fitting end for the most obnoxious character in the show thus far.
>>222099240not in the budget
>>222099252>you're grounded!>guess I'll kill myself then
>>222098993Yes
>>222099274can't they add them in with CGI or whatever?
>>222099292Didn't they trial them in the pilot and they looked crap
>>222099199>>222099245>you're the fucking faggot pretending she is not attractive>emma looking exceptionally cute this episode
>>222099254Aegon had the makings of a really good king. I know Viserys was a bad father but having Cole, Otto, and Alicent all there to raise you it doesnt make sense why he was such a fuck up
>>222099323Yeah that rings a bell
>>222099148It honestly got me wondering, why SHOULDN'T Rhaenyra hire a faceless man to kill Aegon and Aemond this far in?
>>222099323>>222099332Emilia hated wearing the contacts as well
>>222099050I went on a date and that women lead me on. She was actually banging an older rich dude and friendzoned me. The rich dude pumped and dumped her. It was a total shitshow but man that date did feel good when I thought she was really into me
>>222099289Your opinion on Cole is a litmus test and you are exposing yourself as a faggot by calling him obnoxious. I can infer everything about you
>>222099254Explain your reasoning.
>>222099335With what?
>>222099225George you fucking hack Daemon did not walk it off after falling hundreds of feet after an intense battle. You can’t do this! This Nuncle has lived far too long.
>>222099330>Aegon had the makings of a really good kingHe was a party boy, his mum's retarded, criston is just a fighter who doesn't know shits about politics, and Otto didn't teach him anything, just used him to get the throne, what makings of a good king did he have?
>>222099357She can pay in dragon eggs
>>222099335Because they'd never agree to it? A Valyrian even entertaining the idea is losing it
>>222099362Ok where is the body? Sheepstealer rescued him.
>>222099335Why would the faceless men do a job for the people they hate when they can just sit back and let them kill each other
>>222099357The question he should have asked is why they didn’t they get Tyland to hire a faceless man in bravos instead of wrestling in the mud with a pirate with perfect teeth
>>222099341>It was a total shitshow but man that date did feel good when I thought she was really into meIt feels good but you'll always later find out how frivolous and conditional women are with their affections so you have to learn to not care about it too much
>>222099317Probably cause more delays apart from the additional cost. Current VFX pipeline would need to have them painstakingly add them each frame. Not to mention how fake and gay it would look in different lighting across the show
How did Gwayne get from Cole to Ormund is no time at all, without even a horse, after months of marching?
>>222099382>>222099388What about the Blackfyre gold dragons at the House of Black and White?
I WILL PERSONALLY HUNT AND KILL EVERY SINGLE TRANNYRA SIMP OUT THERE
>>222099388Because killing is their sacrament to their god and getting paid to kill someone you hate sound like a good deal.
>>222099368otto plotting to put aegon on the throne for years while not putting any effort into aegon is just so stupid. if he wanted him as a puppet then he should have shaped him like that. its obvious aegon didnt understand that hes just there as a figurehead and he wanted to do stuff and then got upset about the situation. its like otto and alicent never talked to him about any of this
>>222099388(((Bravossi))) like money and the crown+the Lannisters and the Hightowers have a lot of it
>>222099409Same way Ormund's guy teleported to King's Landing and killed Corlys
>>222099418And who would Rhaenyra sacrifice to get the contract?
>>222099410That's golden money, any trader in Essos could have been paid with them (as they don't care about its treasonous connotations) and from them ended up in the temple
Gods I miss Season 1
>guilt tripping the guy with the second largest dragonThey couldn't think of any other way to write new material for show Hugh?
>>222099409cole has a terrible sense of direction and they really were just walking in circles for weeks in the same forest
>>222099349He had a choice between insincere flattery and brutal honesty, and chose the follow the course of the latter.
nigga you're straight up homosexual if you think this isnt cute
>>222099409Never get between a gayboy and his feather bed
>>222099402It looked pretty good in The Witcher
>>222099409You are assuming Cole Gwayne marching timeline was same as when they showed other scenes
>>222099433They don't necessarily ask for money>>222099418We don't know if they might not have specific anti Valyrian/dragon beliefs that supersede simply being assassins
>>222099454Isn't Saera rich, why is Hugh so poor?
>>222099454>"Oh how about that there actually wasn't any rape this episo-">OFFSCREEN GIGARAPE
>>222099454How does it differ from the books?
>>222099409He used the fast travel feature since he already explored that part of the map.
>>222099454To be fair, the actress did an amazing job. It's a motif in the show to cast incredible actors and give them the shittiest, dumbest lines possible.
>>222099459>let me post 3 unflattering angles to completely debunk this statement
>we are going to redeem alicent from the evil stepmom she was portrayed in the books!>*they turn her into one of the most hated characters in the franchise*
>>222099449I miss experiencing the feel of happiness in this dragon show
>>222099508Dunk and Egg style mid episode gigarape flashback next episode?
>>222099340she wear eyes contact, normaly she has glasses
>>222099478They only had to it to giver her that for certain scenes. Giving purple CGI eyes to half the cast all the time would be a major undertaking
>>222099519>take that Drumpf!
New thread when???
>>222099541I doubt it's more difficult than CGI dragons
>>222099459yeah she looks good as a statue. shame about when she abouts her mouth and starts whining, though.
>>222099500Yea but they’ll take it. Jaquen knew arya didn’t have any coin to pay with. The risk is traveling with enough for a royal assassination and getting caught by the velaryion fleet
Gods Eye will be cut. Alicent and Aemond are pitted against each other. At the moment, Daemon and Aemond have nothing to do with one another. Zero narrative momentum building towards the Gods Eye.
>>222099569Same with all women, innit
>>222099459she's not bad looking, but she's not a good actress and a weird tranny freak so I don't like her
>>222099559The CGI dragons dont show up more than a few minutes for the most part except for battle scenes which are also very rare
>>222099581Which dragon will Alicent claim?
call me retarded but i still dont understand the motivation for hugh to switch sides
>>222099601vaghar
>>222099172 He literally foiled the assassin plot because he recognized him from Grindr.
>>222099558bump
>>222099580Jaquen was repaying a debt to Arya and is operating in a post Valyrian/dragon world, no such agreement would be offered in the era of the Dance. Plus getting face changing assassins into Westeros is trivially easy, Bravos is a major port after all
>>222099581Harrenhal witch pussy. The ones Nuncles must be killed over
>>222099601Cannibal would fit her
Who got the get >>222099555
>>222099459for me its the kinose
>>222099559What is your point here? Ignore double production time and costs?
>>222099614nagging>"happy wife, happy life">burns down the town
There's too much dragons in my dragon show
>>222099614He won't. Him and Ulf will kill each other.
>>222099459>myspace angleany time that creature is not wearing stage makeup and where they hide her asymmetrical face and her masculine mouth it looks like a middle aged skinny dude
>>222099050>>222099059Average Gwayne and Cole conversation
>>222099652I mean HBO are supposed to be big boys and GOT is their most profitable franchise so I think skimping out on costs is pretty sad but obviously you niggers are okay with how low quality HOTD is
>>222099630I could see some bravossi agents looking for young impressionable westerosi to serve as infiltrators in the kingdom of sisterfuckers.
>WE'VE COME HERE TO DIE! WHAT BETTER WAY TO DIE THAN WITH SWORD IN HAND!?>Alright, bring your friend I'll fight you both>W-WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT! PLEASE LITTLE GIRL SHOOT HIM!What a fucking fraud, I'm glad his bloodline dies out in the main series
A Fire and Blood, but for House Greyjoy would be my ideal next GRRM book.
>>222099619Isn't it a bit stupid to claim to be a highborn of one of the continents most famous families when trying to assassinate someone
>>222099707WE DID IT REDDIT YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>222099388The faceless men are not affiliated with a political institution. They’re more like a church/cult to the many faced god
>>222099697They probably thought purple eyes were too cartoony vs the amount of time and money it would take to cgi. The show still became a cultural zeitgeist with countless thots dressing up like Dany
>>222099715That is the last major house I would want a Fire and Blood style book for
>>222099716Yeah. Don't know why you wouldn't just claim to be a random messanger. Especially since Baratheon was previously sworn to the Greens, there would be a real chance someone would know any named Baratheon you would use.
>>222099707I hate Snowtards and Mudmen so much
>>222099581They are both going into the duel thinking they are having an epic sacrifice death for their prophecy, aemond thinking his kid starts a new dynasty of kings (but actually it just leads to Arya and bran) and daemon thinking his decendent dany reconquers essos and becomes azor ahai (she doesn’t)
>>222099715Yeah a detailed book of Joanna bringing the hammer down on these cunts is sorely needed
>>222099747It’s because the contacts were too irritating for Emilia Clarke
>>222099707criston btfod like 10 guys in a row, obviously they are scared of him. and oscar is just a little shit who cant fight so rody would have been alone vs a gigachad with a death wish
>>222099352>>222099377Does this spic not know this is an English actress?
>>222099698You don't really need local agents, Bravos gets enough Westerosi patronage that they could both pick up enough of their customs to convincingly, especially as Westeros is fairly heterogenous, and to pick up a face.
>>222099402>Current VFX pipeline would need to have them painstakingly add them each frameyou are like 20 years behind on how visual effects work. even a free version of vegas has motion tracking since like version 10 and nowdays it's just a matter of selecting whatever mask preset for human eyes and just applying a color grade at the most basic level
>>222099707>bring in fairly big name actor>literally give him no lines until now
>>222099707trvke
>>222099793And yet Petyr still talks like a cringelord
glory to House Peake
>>222099792how new?
>>222099741Lorelet do not reply to me again
>>222099741I think the anti Valyrian death cult which allegedly cause the Doom might hold some political leanings
>>222099755Because gay joke lmao :D
>>222099827>which allegedly cause the DoomThey obviously didn't
>>222099755Because a random messenger can't swore fealty in the name of house baratheon, you need a noble.
>>222099790>5'7 greasy little mutt>gigachadNo
>>222099840Hey George, finish the books you fat fuck
New thread when?New thread when?New thread when?
>>222099850don't underestimate short kings
>>222099829Ormund telling Daeron to stand with his back against a wall was pretty funny.
>>222099850>be 5'7 greasy mutt>slaughter like 15 tall blonde andals and first men>they are forced to fight ranged or they would just dieLooks like a chad to me
>>222099707They are trying so hard to make that guy badass but he’s like a cringe Netflix character. Glad house Dustin is extinct
rhaenyra is unfit to rule just like her father was
>>222099874What is it with reach 'men' being little twink benders?You just know Or mind is a repressed gaylord too
>>222099894Unlucky. If Daemon was born first the Targaryen empire would have lasted thousands of years most likely.
>>222099894traitor father, traitor daughter
>>222099614His bitch wife is making his life miserable
>>222099898>What is it with reach 'men' being little twink benders?Renly and Jon Connington are Stormlanders
>>222099894Chadmon was right all along, should've sent a few men in to sneak Hughs family out to keep him happy as a dragonrider then burned it out
>>222099910LolHe would have invaded Essos and died in some dumb way
>>222099921Renly wasn't a twink thoughbeitAnd Jon wasn't gay
>>222099951>Jon wasn't gay
>>222099910>Couldn't defeat Crabfeeder hobos with 2 dragons
>And Jon wasn't gay
>>222099910The council would have gone with the based black man and his targ bitch. The noble ladies and their cuck husbands would beg for the king’s right to first night to be reinstated and Westeros would enter a glorious Velaryon BLACKED age.
>>222099943He would have atleast 10 dragonriders. Probably more. There empire would have spanned the entire globe. Just unlucky the cuck son was born first.
Renly was clearly the bottom and Loras the top
>>222098522ive lost track of all the rape desu
>>222099951>And Jon wasn't gayTormund had fun with his bussy
>>222099990That's going to be my defence in court
>>222099850we saw him kill 20 men
>>222099964The Triarchy are no joke. Why do you try and act like they were jobbers and discredit Daemon's achievements?
>>222099130Couldnt afford one squire with orders to murder them in their sleep if they went astray?
>>222099961>>222099966>>222100005Usurper lies
>>222100008Literally all fodder that were just there to spring a trap
>>222097066I literally paused on that exact frame to come here and complain about that stupid cunt's ingratitude. Another woman whose problems are 100% her own making, mad at a man for his success and for trying to help her.
>>222100051>>222100051>>222100051
>>222100050Most realistic writing this episode though
>>222100005With how much he was simping after Brienne, Tormund was 100% a bottom
>>222099050ur mom
>>222098699HBO has the worst fucking social media team, I swear.
>>222100035lmao the cope is insane
>>222099409he got his boyfriend to pick him up in his prius
>>222099454>Hess, can we not do rape this episode?>please hess its too much>FINE you can allude to rape, but THATS IT NO MORE
>>222099986He struggled to subdue the fucking Stepstones. One would think fucking dragons would be a pretty hard counter to the navy-centric cities of Lys and Tyrosh at the very least.
>>222100140Be honest. If you were part of rampaging host wouldn’t you?
>>222098714luke is icsh
Zero chance Ormund is gay. You guys really think he would put his dick in someones butthole?
>>222098892Colefags seething
>>222099454Perfect Chad vs Virging template
