Dead EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>222097678
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which trek to watch tonite bros?TOS ObsessionTNG The BondingDS9 Past Tense 2VOY InitiationsENT Cold Station 12
>>222108892star trek sex with wesley
>>222109091That is honestly a pretty shit lineup other than Past Tense and Initiations
>>222109091tos obsession
>Let Science sort them out.
>>222109133i do enjoy the odd cloud
The measure of a man is not necessarily his humanity, but his ability and willingness to choose for himself.
the measure of a man is chest, waist, and inseam you faggot
>>222109091TOS Obsession
oh and sleeve and neckyou're still a faggot
and smell, a man should be slightly sweet. like being smothered in honey.
>>222109929Pretty sure that's diabetes
>>222109948we have a pill for that in the future
>when, in measuring my inseam, he also takes the measure of a man, if you're picking up what I'm laying down
Yo, any of you spoon heads try the voyager game? Any good?
>>222110011everyone who posted about it here said it was fun but too limited. at this point i would wait for the rest of the scheduled dlc and look for the deluxe package to go on sale around xmas.
>>222109882kirk is a real jerk in this one. i am glad he is going to learn his lesson later. cant remember if anyone else needs to die.
>>222109988>>222110011
someone else did need to die but now kirk is on the right path
THIS IS THE POWER OF MATH PEOPLE
>>222110011Elite Force 2 holds up but I’m sure that’s not what you were talking about.
spock is immune to odd clouds. that was fortunate.
>>222110532>power>mathNigga we Knuth now ya feel me?
>6 months left before ACK "season" 2it wont get any marketing at all yet the sloptubers will be waiting for their click revenue.
>My daughter and I were once trapped aboard a Ferengi cargo ship and it was dreadful. Well, all right, it wasn't actually dreadful, it was mildly lamentable. And it was all because of that loathsome Daimon. Well, actually he wasn't altogether loathsome. He was just slightly repulsive. But he did have a certain charm, in an insufferable sort of way. Of course he was totally at the mercy of his uncontrollable passion for me, which means he wasn't all bad now, doesn't it? You know, it wasn't all passion. There was some negligible commercial interest involved, but oh, the passion, that was perfectly real, and kind of sweet, in a way. He was so helpless. At first it was totally a question of expediency when I made love with him. what are you looking at?
Stalled Trek: Prelude to Ax'd-We-Arehttps://youtu.be/1FX5GPd7YU8
>>222110675I'd pon her far if you catch my drift
>>222110872type shit
>>222110872I heard a rumor that he may have done something wrong
>>222111415bite your tongue
"Thank you ensign. That chocolate milk was most adequate."
QuuuuuuAAAaaarRrrRRRRRRKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
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Why does Wesley Crusher get so much pussy?????
Kira owes me sex.
star trek handing over dax to the vidiians for medical experimentation
>>222109850post ur dick
>>222110011I'm looking forward to the rape scenes in the Ro Laren game.
kek just started playing trek online and theres this dreadful storyline where they go into the mirror universe with mirror leeta, janeway and mirror janeway. theres some arcs where it actually feels a little like old trek and theres ones like this one where disco shit shows up like tilly being fat and unprofessional. its like rejected guardians of the galaxy dialogue. it just reminds me of how much i hate the mirror universe stuff. the only good thing we got out of it is sexy ezri
>>222110011across the universe or whatever it's called? its a little buggy but fun. it took me like 1 and 1/2 play throughs to really understand the system but i never played that genre of games before. people hate on voy but tuvok, doctor and seven are easily in my top 10 characters.
God, TNG had a lot of gorgeous babes.
>>222114613yeah baby work that dick you're a nasty little eraserhead aren't you
>>222114505SS13 / SS14 is a better Trek game than STO IMO. In terms of gameplay mechganics
>>222113605star trek replace Jadzia with Ezri in S1E01
>>222115137God she was so cute
>>222114505>>222114681Play Star Trek Fleet Command and join my exclusive Neelix Coalition alliance if you really love /trek/
>>222115498All hail Emperor Neelix and the Cunnywealth
>>222108876a show by jews for goyim
>>222108876some ai slophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EYzmmvZWdw
Why don't you simply use AI to make your own Star Trek show???
>Alright! Captured SEVEN!
>>222117393That's not how it works.
>>222117393The shift in posture you're seeing in Season 3 isn't a refined acting choice—it's the exact timestamp where Spiner completely forgot what human joy felt like.
>>222110011Yeah it's kinda fun, a bit above averageIt almost makes Voyager work because you're the one working with limited resources and space on the ship, if you don't stay on top of your photon torpedoes, you run outI'm pretty sure they're legally obligated to complete the season pass these days but I doubt it'll get anything beyond that, I'm not sure anyone cares (which is a shame but also understandable)I'd still shell out some money for a DS9 equivalent
>>222118002wrong pic
>>222118002>>222118015awful
>>222118028yes, that's the joke.
>>222118056You stand relieved.
>>222118072Relieve THIS!
Did Weyoun acquire his fascination with interspecies mating rituals from spending too much time with Dukat?
Is there a dealer on each ship or even deck of larger ships that keeps the captain and select crew stocked with Cardassian kanar, Orion delaq, Vulcan porn and Klingon blood worms?I want that job
>>222118222There's an opening for hallway monitor.
>>222118222I don't think so. People like Guinan or Nog were the rare exceptions.
>>222118222Ships are largely teetotal with the exception of ceremonial drinks for the higher ups.
>>222118246>no drugs on the promenade>no drugs in the hallways>Neelix is a snitchno fun allowedGuinan allowed a little space weed I'm sure
>>222118301I'll have what Morn's having.
(:
>>222118375funny guy, strong stuff. I give you half of one on the house and you like you come back.
https://www.akoocheemoya.com/
>>222118375Morn was later convicted of sexual assault.
Dzolo better rape a Fury to death for what they did to B'Avi
mmmmm access corridors
>>222118445
i need it
Fucked up how Janeway dressed up like this for Picard's birthday party one year and started shouting, "LOOK AT ME! I'M LOCUTUS!"At least Sisko wasn't there that time.
>>222118644
>>222118685Not as bad as Sisko yelling, "how many lights are there," every time he came in the room.
>>222108876they did Sito dirty. they pretty much bully and manipulate her into a "voluntary" suicide mission.
>>222118847Worf gets the job done.
>>222118806
>>222118886I just want to hang out at Quarks and get involved in shenanigans.
lmao
>>222118847she never would have agreed if she knew how picards black ops fared against the cardies
>>222118221that was simply a cloning error or genetic aberration. that wasn't the only thing fucked up about VII
This guy is a great actor, probably should've had a bigger side role in Voyager.
>>222119534But maybe it was a fuckup in the cloning process caused by Weyoun 5's memories of Dukat's tales of conquest.
>>222119834we had more than plenty of his horseshit. sentient holograms were a mistake.janeway lambda one was far more interesting anyway.
>>222120232Go on.
https://youtu.be/MW22hhHlq-wfunny
How was nutrek defeated? Long form answers only, please.
>>222119888it was an overcorrection based on Weyoun 6 being a precious cinnamon bun so they cranked the cruelty and depravity way up for 7 but unfortunately that also activated the stupid dumbass genes
>>222120731it had its bones drank by moopsy
Do you think Star Trek will ever be good again?
>>222118847Thankfully Lower Keks redeemed her.
>>222120932I think the era where good star trek was possible is very much over. We'll just have to keep rewatching TOS-ENT for the rest of our lives.
>>222108876Why did big scary black guy beat that woman?
>>222120265he was dressing up like his dead wife and having tea parties with his daughter. the twist is there never was a wife
>>222119254>Star Wreck
best diplomatic episodes?
Trek peaked in 1991-1996There was still good stuff coming out after of course but the sheer amount of merchandising and overall good will for the franchise was during that time period
>>222118101>horrible acting>awful casting>hideous set>no continuity between cuts, the shot of him leaving looks like a different scenedo people get paid to make this? why doesn't paramount just save their money and give up on star trek
Loving this crazy arms dealer guy, Trek needs barely constrained maniacs, especially if they're equally barely constrained British theatre actors
PLAY DOM-JOT, JAKE-O?
>>222121816Imagine the gigakino if Steven Berkoff had been cast as Picard
>>222121816>Trek needs barely constrained maniacs*more barely constrained maniacs>>222121978Romulans Borgs and Cardassians would all be out-intimidated in one episode
>Chuds "enjoying" Star TrekIt was never fucking for you. Fuck off.
>>222099083
i love star trek
>>222122485Ok, this one is hilarious.
>>222122577I love Starfleet
>>222121253Just give one Vortitty clone to everyone in the Alpha quadrant and the Dominion win easy
>>222120977because it is the right thing to do
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>>222124173>You don't understand the scope of my cum... I didn't just cum on one Husnock, or a thousand. I came on all Husnock, everwhere.
nagilcum
>>222118246I like those fancy corridors that they had in the nice parts of the ship.
>>222125294For me? It's hiding in a jeffries tube pretending to work.
Why do Klingons prefer hand to hand combat when they always get their ass kicked by weaker opponents?
>>222127443do they? or are we just relying on a retarded Klingaboo (Worf) too much for our understanding of Kingon culture?
>>222127443typically the good guys beat up the bad guys in star trek
>>222127719Yeah the command crew in DS9 beat Klingons in close quarters combat when they get invaded and regularly go toe to toe with the Jemhadar who are supposed to be bred for war.
>>222128136From my point of view the Federation is evil.
>>222122577The turquoise dress was a nice look for Troi.
>>222128377ok but you're Maquis so you're retarded
maquis get all the pussy.
>>222109113I would execute you publicly with absolutely no hesitation or remorse
>>222117044I would kill you publicly without hesitation or remorse as well, and insist to the authorities on question I take this oath of sound kind
>>222129306You’re mentally retarded
>>222128329That’s because DSN is bad and doesn’t make sense
>>222109850Why are you hiding the parts of your arms that would be most telling of your obesity levels? Do you expect us to believe you aren’t obese?
>>222109850You have the weak chin of an Irishman but a strong chin on a woman no less. Very physically intimidating
Well it was nice of me to stop by. Most of you should kill yourselves. I am going to take a shit now and would appreciate some privacy
of course a Garak fan would be an obese fujo
>>222130742We're all Garak fans here.>even the DS9 haters?Especially the DS9 haters.
>>222130733Man fuck yo sect. Bitch.
>>222130742A fujo is a woman this is just an obese gay man in a bra. I suspect he eat poop as well
>>222130821i am a DS9 lover and I am not his fan.
People like to compare Klingons to black people when Kazon are more accurate
>Romulan lovers often utilize their physical strength to assert dominance or create a sense of secure, unbreakable connection. This might manifest as gripping, pinning, or holding the partner with a level of intensity that feels almost "predatory".
>>222130984>Romulan lovers often utilize their physical strength to assert dominance
>>222130984>hurr durr imaginary elf sex partner i am obese
Drink sluggo cola
NISTRIM MOMMMAS SUCK MY DICK
Why is Ryker's dad such an asshole?
>>222130920Elab.
>>222131260his schtick gets old fast and is not interesting to me. and i hate >muh trauma>muh daddy issuesi enjoy Garak the most when he just drops the mask and starts murdering people
>>222131560You do realize that you're vastly in the minority opinion on that topic, right?
>>222131606yeah, of course. should i give a fuck or something?
>>222131702No, just curious if your contrarianism went that far.Weyoun is all about 'daddy issues' as well, by the way, so I find your criticism shallow and out of place.
>>222131842should i give a fuck or something?
>>222131240because his wife died
>>222131974yeah.
>>222131974You're just a weird guy is all. Like a celebrity stalker that just watches DS9 because you have a hard on for one guy. It's odd.
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>>222132299nobody asked
>>222132299you're wrong but i don't care enough to correct you. think whatever you want lol
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Just finished DS9>The pah wraiths plotline was all buildup and no payoff>Odo has to go now, his planet needs him>Quark's mom outdid Europe, Canada, and America all at once by cucking her entire race>Ezri still a cute, idgaf what anyone saysAll in all not bad, but I've been watching an episode every lunch break for so long I'm getting the "Just finished something great and now it's over" feels
>>222132618Why should I waste my time playing games when we could just fuck like bonobos?
>>222132518i was going to ask before he posted but then i saw his post so i didnt ask
https://youtu.be/QAz6nlR6ask?is=AAE5TRIly4-NxBJN
>>222132661Now watch Babylon 5
>>222132661Now watch Thelma and Louise, sci fi is extremely stupid for gay Italian people
Italian people are disgustingly
>>222121253this episode made me think there was some more lore to the Vorta. She looks like she comes from some sorta decadent society. I'm not attracted to her, I'm just saying how she carries herself.I could imagine the Vorta homeworld having some sort of elegant and also decadent Rome type of culture.But then Weynoun goes and says that Vorta don't have a taste for aesthetics? Lol. That messed things up.And then when Weynoun says he likes games. That made me think that they were decadent as well and I got that image in my mind again.
>>222133885My assumption is either weyoun is lying, OR that he has riddiculously high standards for aesthetics.
>>222132310Nigga you gay. Not that it's a problem with starfleet.
Why did they shoehorn this nigger bitch into every season 2 episode?
>>222134578It's like if Zendaya volunteered and passionately wanted to appear in Strange New Worlds. They'd put her in every episode, you can bet your fucking ass.Whoopi was that big of a star in the late 80s early 90s. The Color Purple, Sister Act, etc.
>>222134578fashionable space black people were in vouge.
>>222134608What would you use Zendaya for in any star trek property? Recurring guest star ONLY.
you just know this dude was playing SimCity on his PC.
>>222134630I shudder to think what sort of horrible character they'd give her. She'd probably be a Q.
Paris just told Sarah Silverman that they took a wrong turn at the Saturn exhibit. There's no way this was let on the air.
>>222134608>Whoopi was that big of a star in the late 80s early 90s. The Color Purple, Sister Act, etc.gross
>>222134744She was a complete oddity in her time. A black woman who is good in comedies but has enough serious acting chops to win an Academy Award.Honestly if anything Whoopi got lazy, fat, and stopped capitalizing on her talent. She settled into The View and just became some talking head when she could've been a much bigger and longer lasting star.
First mention of the borg
oooooohhhhhhh
>>222134977The Borge
In this household, Dukat was a hero.
she just mentioned Saturn again.
Tuvok, that burrito better be Vegan. ENT told us that Vulcans are Vegan.
Imagine if the borg remained a faceless enemy and their whole concept wasn't undermined by this abomination. What could have been...
>>222135231I’m halfway through First Contact right now. I’ll have to finish it tomorrow. But holy shit. This movie is bad. It’s fucking really bad and really corny
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they should of made DS9, VOY, and ENT Movies.
>>222135438>cornyReddit is that way
uh huh.....
I met a guy covered in what looked like gang affiliated tattoos while getting a mixture of orange and blue power juices at the local fuel area. One of them was star treks I told him I liked it and we are “niggas” now im black as hell and Star Trek is real but only for niggas yaheard
Why the FUCK is this little faggot Wesley giving Picard the "you would have been a good father" speech? Wtf
>>222136439because as you say, he's a little faggot and doesn't know how to act right
Picard had to physically relocate to the back of the shuttle pod because Wesley is being such a weird creep faggot kid
How much do you think the Orion Syndicate membership fee is?
>>222136499You’re muslim
