The crowned stag editionPrevious >>222127765
>>222130032GODS I MOGGED THE MOUNTAIN THEN
ned x ashara sisters?
soon
>>222130032Rhaegar has lost all his aura
>>222130032Seven Helaena naked preggy Booba pics and vid blessings upon you
Cat > AsharaAshara fucking dies while Cat becomes a Hot Zombie Queen.Unironically Jon might also become a Fire Zombie like she did.
>>222130058what does he dothe whole show he has just been standing around
>>222130053>family is everything, right little brother>fucks his crushI think Brandon earned the rope desu
>be Daeron the Young Dragon>begin conquering d*rnoids because why not>they beg for a peace, cry for it>you are only 18, so you do not know the treachery of the d*rnoid rats>go to the meeting in good faith>they ambush you and your guardsfuck d*rnoid MONKEYS
>>222130061>mrw it’s a Mysaria scene
>>222130066>Ashara fucking dieswew
I cannot BELIEVE Cersei spent her entire life simping for that nerd Rhaegar.
in a better world, Robert should have married Elia instead of Cersei. Politically cunning who would help him maintain peace, also wouldn't cuck him with her brother.
#ToAllTargs
>>222130058he looks like a white jeet
By the way this general talks one would think Ashara is central to ASOIAF when Catelyn thinks about her more than Ned does
>>222130107woman is jelly
>>222130091Robert also simped for teenage horndog Lyanna so not throwing stones in glass houses bro.
>>222130107I don't like being mysterybaited and then seeing Ned get cucked
>>222130096Martells raped 1 dragonrider after being raped by dragons and then seethed about it for centuries kek
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222130120I'm not just talking about Robert, Jaime sounds ten time cooler
>>222130107>>222130116Ned is dumb as hell not to reassure her. Cat is hot AND loyal. She literally stopped a valyrian dagger wielding assassins with her bare hands. Ashara kills herself on the smallest inconvenience.
why does everyone wanna put babies in the teenage girl thats my job allah willing
>>222130122at least Ned suffers lessnow he has to only deal with his retarded family die of stupidity instead of his family die of stupidity and his girlfriend and unborn child die as well
>>222130122>seeing Ned get cuckedI repeat, Ned thinks about Ashara less than Cat doesYou people are dramatizing something that doesn't exist
>>222130096whats the point of marrying cersei? the mad king is gone, targshits are gone, what is tywin gonna do? he would have to support robert anyways
>>222130083>What this bitch want now?
Cant wait for all the lore theory videos to come out and explain all of the play to me, so that I dont have to scour through 4chan threads
Why are you guys talking about Brandon and Ashara? What happened?
I don't get it... Why do the Dayne like Ned so much if it was his brother who was involved with Ashara?
>>222130096>Cersei>Politically cunning
>>222130173haha...ha..
>>222130182He brought back Arthur Dayne’s bones and Dawn
>>222130083>>222130167>
>>222130182He returned Dawn to them. Most houses just steal the valuable swords of their foes.
>>222130180But the Baratheons are Green allies
>>222130096Then who does Cercei marry. She wants incest babies that can be passed off as trueborns
>>222130192Could Rean beat Arthur Dayne?
>>222130173Is the play getting recorded?
>>222130032ALL HAIL ROBERT THE HERO!!!
>>222130212well, she only decided that later after hating Robertif she had a husband she thought was okay she might have had his kids
Would be interesting if the second half of the play has Varys successfully steal away Aegon before Elia dies. Nothing would send this fandom into a rage more than Realgon would.
>>222130213possibly
>>222130162You gotta marry someone, its better to marry the richest family in westeros considering you are a usurper with negative legitimacy
>>222130200they don't deserve that shit after """Ser""" Arthur's abysmal showing of knighthood
>>222130213Not a chance
>>222130234Isn't that too big a spoiler for a play
>>222130232She should have married Gerold Dayne.
Robert is the main character of Asoiaf. Every character, bit of world building, prophecy, it’s all just set dressing for Robert’s story
>>222130212Whoever her father orders her toProbably Edmure Tully
>>222130234I wouldn't really rage about it, but it does throw up a lot of question marks about why Illyrio is invested in that plot
>>222130134Why couldn't Targaryen dragons defeat them?
>Kidnap and creampie bratty Northern teens, for like prophecy or some shit, idk
>>222130232I cant see her willingly bearing kids that aren't Jamies.
>>222130266>that scene where Tywin wants to marry Cersei to Theon
virgin robb>i-i have to marry jeyne, its the honorable thing to d-do, i have to be a good guy, i cant let our kid grow up as a bastardchad brandon>heh ashara sweety you got pregnant? thats too bad, well anyways good luck with the kid, i obviously cant marry some slut, dont write lmao
>>222130234I would immediately drop young griffNot interested in Daeron Water's line
>>222130182He was such a moralfag that he returned Arthur Dayne bones AND Dawn the sword made of a meteorite alloy that's stronger than valyrian steel instead of keeping for himself.He's the ultimate boy scout, everybody likes him, actually like Dunc when you think about it.
>>222130285erm he didn't kidnap her so its even better.
>>222129908>>222127531>prince that was promised>Nightfort has a magical door that passes through the Wall>Stark Night King was killed for human sacrifice to the Others and banging the White Walker queen>Craster explicitly identifies Jon for his Stark looks, after previously betraying Waymar Royce and Benjen Stark>Fist of the First Men gets attacked by a massive force, but Jon avoided capture because he left on Qhorin's mission which Craster couldn't knowStarks forgot their own peace deal with the White Walkers, which was providing Stark boy toys to white walker queens. Show ending removed all the magical shit, him going beyond the Wall"in the books won't be due to exile, it will be to secure peace by plapping the Corpse Queen
>>222130162Tywin occupies the capital
>>222130289I dunno, she was always a bit of cunt but being married to Robert really wore her downI think if she had a more tolerable husband she wouldn't have been so bitter and might have popped out a trueborn kid or two, but this is all fanfiction territory so whatever
>>222130292Based.
>>222130283because they live like bugs in cracks and under the sand, just like we can't wipe out the bugs you can't kill all the dornishthe old good dornish is a dead dornish
Hightower.mp4
>>222130260Going off that logic Rhaegar is the main character, Robert constantly seethes about Rhaegar, Cersei has incest babies because Robert isn’t Rhaegar
Ok but how do we know that Elia didn't rape the Mountain and it was a self defence situation on his end?
>>222130162Starks, Tullys, and Arryn's are locked behind Robert. If you add the Lannisters, then an alliance of Stark, Tully, Arryn, Baratheon, and Lannister is basically unstoppable, and the Reach + Dorne will have to eat shit. If all the Lannisters, Martells, and Tyrells are not brought into the new regime, then Robert is on less solid footing. Lannister, Tyrell, and Martell could conceivably beat Stark, Tully, Baratheon, and Arryn.
>>222130319
>>222130315Who would she willingly get with
>>222130322How could Rhaegar be the main character if Robert killed him and the story continued?
>>222130266there's your answer >>222130294
>>222130322he is though isn't he?
>>222130162>have toSays who? Westerlands sat mostly untouched throughout the entire rebellion. The richest house on the continent could easily start plotting to pick off the battered rebels and restore Viserys if not literally take the throne for himself.
>>222130337Aurane Waters
>>222130337Eddard
>>222130318>because they live like bugs>targs marry into them at least 3 times>egg is 3/4 dornishjesus christ, targs
>>222130332Really dislike the trend of shows doing the whole "and now we begin" line when they're desperately padding episodes
>>222130337Jalabar Xho
>>222130308But it’s not just stark blood that makes him important, apparently it has to be ice and fire blood. So what kind of interracial breeding grounds were the ancient starks coming from; and where did the fire people go/come from
>>222130345The actual answer, kekWhat a dumb bitch
>>222130339Why would Robert be the main character if he dies and the story continues?Rhaegar haunts the narrative far more than Robert.
>entire existence is just one big disappointment after another and suffering>still sticks to your sense of morality no matter whathow did he do it?
>>222130291>deflowered Barbrey Ryswell, daughter of one of his most powerful vassals>deflowers Ashara Dayne>canonically has multiple bastards spread across the Northdude makes Robert look like a gentleman, he only fucked tavern wenches like Bessie prior to becoming a miserable degenerate as king. Brandon would have been a disaster as lord of Winterfell, no clue why Ned seems to be insecure about it in his POV
>>222130337Mooboy
>>222130257They will likely go up until the death of the Mad King, Elia is a major character in the play, so her death will certainly be featured. I believe her children are supposed to be there with her, so I don't think they could avoid it.
>>222130345
>>222130162>he would have to support robert anywaysNot really, Tywin could have just declared himself King of the Westerlands if he wanted. And Viserys was still alive and could come back. Marry Cersei was a good political decision, it didn't work out of course but nobody could really foresee that
Why do people imply Rhaegar would have been a good king. He was a loner and only cared about esoteric shit that he couldn't interpret to anyone.
>forgive me mlord>but I'm done with HOTD
>>222130359>Eddardhttps://youtu.be/OL7YxkikNHE
>>222130370There was a dragon horn north of the wall from thousands of years ago and Valyrian looking people among the wildlings
>>222130332Tessarion's breath must smell fantastic for Ormund to be close to it burning this guy
>some spoilers from a stage play pop up>entire thread becomes bustling with activityThis is where Gurm and HBO failed, they thought we wouldn't want a Roberts Rebellion show because we know how it all transpires but fuck you retards, we all want to see characters we know and love in their prime
>>222130391>Mooboy
>>222130390You know who was right about Brandon all along? Who knew he was a vile man who stringed along young girls, but would never love them? Das rite
Spoilers coming out any second now guys.
>how can we make Ned's life even worse
>>222130411He must have put on an act before he grew obsessed with stark pussy and dreams. Or maybe he used to be normal before the schizo dreams fucked him up
fake daeron webms?
>>222130424If Ryan Condal wasn't a retard we would be like this for the show too, but alas he is a faggot
>>222130424It's because that part has mysteries that are relevant to the main plot and we know the books will never get finished so prequel is the only way we'll get any answers. I'm still hoping for a Nine Penny Kings spinoff.
>>222130424>wanting HBO to butcher this as wellElia and lyanna already are extreme girlboss types going off what we know you don't actually want this
>>222130234Aegon actually being rhaegars son canonically would make me drop ASOIAF entirely
>>222130432even Littlefinger was vindicated
>>222130390Lords cucking his vassals and subjects are accepted and cherished among the First Men.
>>222130411He was the only one in Westeros who could play a harp.
>>222130415Fire guys were sent north of the wall to the land of ice, and icy guys were sent down south of the wall to the land of fire. Law of first night comes from when a fire walker would come through the night fort to bang the ice women, and then they would send the babies back through for sacrifice
>>222130437Ned would've fixed her
>>222130389>whore sister gets your brother and father killed because she thinks she's too good to marry a Lord Paramount>she claims it's because Robert won't be loyal, so decides to run off with a married man>forced to fight a brutal war>forced to marry a chick you don't even know>"please Ned, promise me that you'll risk your life and ruin your marriage to hide my bastard son"Ned should have tossed Jon out the window of that tower desu
>>222130437Not gonna lie it is a pretty nice crackship
>>222130424true but imagine hess and condal tier writers writing that shit, it would be a mess and would ruin bobby and all the characters we care about.
>>222130437He would pull some Stark autism like not complimenting her new dress and she would blame him forever
>>222130437Jaime wouldn't be in winterfell, this means Ned and Cersei would produce Ned's CerseilingsJust imagine what kind of brats could come out of that. Just imagine how many times Jon Snow's drink would be "accidentally" poisoned
>>222130437Would this actually heal Cersei?
>>222130482CK2 ai often does this.When it's not marrying Cersei to random Dothraki or J*g*s Nh**, that is.
>>222130437Cersei would never last in the cold
>>222130257A spoiler for what? It's the final material of the ASOIAF story
Reminder this is a first born's world. If her man is a second son then she single in my book. First son, gets first dibs.
>>222130478What is this expression supposed to convey?
>>222130437i think ned would have fixed show cersei but hes no match for the schizo slut that is book cersei.
>>222130511thats why you gotta keep her barefoot and pregnant 24/7 to keep her warm.
>>222130519A spoiler for winds of winter obviously? Aegon's origin is still very much up for debate
>>222130494Cersei's children wouldn't poison Jon, because she would have done it before. She thinks Catelyn is stupid for not doing that.
Robert and Stannis are so fucking based
It's confirmed Rhaegar and Lyanna got together of their own volition, they were in love. Anti-Rhaegar propaganda was WRONG. Rhaegar haters in shambles right now, Cucky B crying in his grave
>>222130494Ned would’ve told Cersei the truth about Jon
>>222130437>>222130474>would actually give her the power she desires and listen to her advice when ruling>Ned canonically is a machine in bed, would fuck some sense into her>her prophecy schizo issues would disappear due to not being queen>would probably be into Old Gods worship due to the violence, would beg Ned to start executing people in front of Weirwoods againshame Ned got stuck with the seven worshipping red headed retard
>>222130519no one knows if that is the actual aegon or not
>>222130531>because she would have done it beforeYeah I meant Cersei
>>222130530>A spoiler for winds of winter
>robert rapes someone so the audience is aware that lyanna is in the right to not want to marry him>ned sees him raping someonebut honor autism stops him from telling lyanna and is therefore complicit I can imagine a HBO version of the play / rebellion already
>>222130511Ned would have to fuck her 5 times a day to keep her warm
>>222130134whose side are they on in the Dance?
>>222130547>Didn't trust Catelyn>But would have SURELY trust fucking Cersei Brattister
>>222130234Wait, this shit comes out in parts? Fuck me sideways then, we'll never get part 2.
>>222130565GODS I WAS RAPING THEN
>>222130575Yea
Faegon will be revealed to be Realgon only to get killed by Renly shortly after. Book it.
>>222130492It'd be Lynesse Hightower on crack
>>222130557Yeah yeah its never coming out and all that but still
cersei would have been a better stepmom to jon than cat was
>>222130547>Cersei, he's actually Rhaegar's son>where did she go?
>>2221305772nd act not 2nd part
>>222130565Robert rapes Ned,and he likes it (that's why he describes him as 'muscled as a maiden's fantasy') and he is too ashamed to tell about it.
>>222130601she would have tried to fuck him if she knew he was Rhaegar's son
>Jaime convinced by Cersei to join the kingsguard>everything goes wrong and he ruins his life but hey at least its over>She ends up on the other side of the continentLel
>>222130601why would she like a bastard
>>222130260Ratcatchers are the main character of Asoiaf. Every character, bit of world building, prophecy, it’s all just set dressing for the ratcatchers' story
>>222130601Nah I could see her being more vindictive if she somehow wasn't still fucking her brother and actually fucked ned
>>222130454Does the Ninepenny Kings even have any interesting lore tidbits?
Cersei would kill Ned before she popped out a son that'd keep her tied to Winterfell forever
>>222130620>somehowJaime would be stuck in KLShe would fuck Ned, and Jaime would be seething for the rest of his life
>>222130632it shows stuff like how Tywin and Aerys become friends
Lyanna and Rhaegar are in love and she runs away with him willingly. Lyanna is also confirmed greenseer and communicates with Rhaegar via dreams, that’s how they plan their elopement. Benjen helps them.
CONFIRMED:Lyanna and Rhaegar are in love and she runs away with him willingly. Lyanna is also confirmed greenseer and communicates with Rhaegar via dreams, that’s how they plan their elopement. Benjen helps them...
>>222130260This but Euron unironically
>>222130601Ned would've had to send Jon to Dorne to keep him from getting merc'd by Cersei
>>222130638YOU WILL GO TO THE WALL AND MARRY BENJEN STARK
>>222130648so is Elia a cuckquean who is okay with all this?
>>222130644In my mind the thought of her frequently going to KL to see her father the hand would be the reasoning
>>222130648>>222130652No fucking way Benjen does this
>>222130645Kinda boring relationships stuff then, the Defiance would be more interesting
HOLY FUARK MASSIVE LORE DROP!!!Elia and Lyanna become penpals while Lya is at the TOJ. Elia doesn’t mind the Rhaegar/Lyanna relationship and mentions the idea of him having two wives likes Aegon I, one for love and one for politics.
>>222130632It has an evil two-headed guy teaming up with a bunch of international super criminals and pirates. I'm down with that.
>>222130632It's pretty neat
>>222130665>>222130652>>222130648Elia and Lyanna become penpals while Lya is at the TOJ. Elia doesn’t mind the Rhaegar/Lyanna relationship and mentions the idea of him having two wives likes Aegon I, one for love and one for politics.
>>222130671>rapes the king so hard he goes schizoGreen patriots.
>>222130665Theories about Benjen going to the Wall out of shame for helping Lyanna have been around for almost as long as the books.
>Cersei vs Barbary Dustindare I say, kino
>>222130676>>222130685Based Elia
>>222130676>Elia doesn’t mind the Rhaegar/Lyanna relationship and mentions the idea of him having two wives likes Aegon I, one for love and one for politics.what a cuck
put benjen on the bad guy list. fuck, most starks were assholes, the only good one is ned
Lyanna is a greenseer and communicates with Rhaegar via dreams
>exact same wording*beep boop*
>>222130684>Blackfyres so broke they're using armour 400 years out of dateEmbarrassing
>Ned if he married Cersei
>>222130665it makes sense, Benjen probably joined the Night's Watch out of shame for helping ruin his family
Where are you guys watching this play?
>>222130308I once had a theory that Drogon bought Dany north of the Wall and she would be resurrected there as a White Walker queen.
>>222130728Twitter.
>>222130685>Elia doesn’t mind the Rhaegar/Lyanna relationship and mentions the idea of him having two wives likes Aegon IDamm she was all in
>>222130676>Hey bestie, hope everything's great in your solitary confinement rape tower in the middle of nowhere. Just to let you know everyone is dying and we're pretty conclusively losing the war. >Oh btw our hubby just got b t f o, guess we're fucked now. Love ya! xx
>>222130547more like she'd have put the pieces together herself, she wouldn't be intimidated into not looking into it like Cat and she's got the right combination of being smarter than Cat and also a schizo to consider the option of Ned not being Jon's father>>222130575>knows Cersei was obsessed with Rhaegar>knows Cersei and Tywin wouldn't kill him because they want a kid on the throneunlike with Cat, telling Cersei the truth would keep Jon safer.
>Rhaegar getting redeemed with every spoilerHAHAHAHAHAHAHABOBBYKEKS MELTY SOON
Was Aerys really a bad guy for executing Brandon, in hindsight?
>As I mentioned, Elia and Lyanna are penpals. One of their ravens is intercepted by Varys and that’s how he discovers Rhaegar’s location, and Gerold Hightower is sent to find him.Blackfyrebros???
Cersei could have fixed Ned. She would actually give him a pair of balls and a class on politics.
>>222130685As I mentioned, Elia and Lyanna are penpals. One of their ravens is intercepted by Varys and that’s how he discovers Rhaegar’s location, and Gerold Hightower is sent to find him.
>>222130652>>222130685gurm is such a hackAerys gigamogging Rhaegar was kino tho
>>222130738Dornish women are used to their men fucking everything that moves anywaysHow many bastards did Oberyn have? 9?
>>222130058Soon he's going to be splitting Mr. Snake's cheeks, if that's what you mean.
>>222130749>Rhaegar getting redeemed with every spoilerhe sounds like a fucking geek who was caught between his father and his wife
>>222130749I don't want to be rude but you have to be pretty stupid to think he kidnapped and rapped the stark bitch, she literally asked for it
>>222130736Link?
This will happen now.Trvst me
>>222130749>getting redeemedHow?Literally nothing changes for him or Aerys, Robert's rebellion is still 100% justified
>>222130754Elia is very politically shrewd and while her marriage to Rhaegar is cordial she sees it as one of convenience, her main interest is making sure House Martell is in power.
>>222130749>>Rhaegar getting redeemed with every spoilerHe literally got shat on by his old man dad
>>222130652Makes sense. I think people had too long to over think this and convinced themselves Rhaegar was a villain. The story is going to be about his chosen one son saving the day.
MORE SLOP TIME!
>>222130779Nice gimpguard in the background.
>>222130702She is a sandnigger, after all.
>>222130753>and a class on politicsAh yes, political mastermind Cersei Lannister, who managed to coup herself in a single book and blame Tyrion being in the walls for it
>>222130792Book dany ToT
>>222130747>thinking cersei is actually smartthere are still too many retards in this fandom
>>222130792
Dornish women are known for being wanton after all...
>>222130749Bobby the cuck fans are seething so hard at this
>>222130612>obsessed with banging her twin brother>wanted to learn how to use a sword and fightmore like she'd be actively encouraging Jon and her "Arya" equivalent daughter to bang while plotting to put them on the throne. It would be self-insert wish fulfillment for Cersei
>>222130809
>>222130818>replying to your own postcome on lil bro
>>222130753>D- student teaching F-student
>>222130809If they do a remake they should get the ginger From girl to play Sansa
>>222130809book sansa looks like a bratty little slut
>>222130818
>>222130809>that furry mutant flagSlop. Joffreys being bros was cute thoughever.
>>222130818The rebellions justification was never lyanna, which is why the "robert's rebellion was built on a lie" became infamous in the fandomWether Lyanna was willing or not is completely irrelevant to everything related to the rebellion, who was a rebellion against the mad king not against the mad prince
>>222130828
>>222130605Oh good.
>>222130809>>222130828Sansa and Ygritte perfect casting
>>222130840she kind of is before character development
>>222130749>>222130788This
>>222130809Ned would look like this. Same age
>>222130855
>>222130855>Ramsay's midget armsThe big take away is the shows lack of colour
>Aerys knows Rhaegars rudimentary plans and offers his neck, and calls Rhaegar a coward when he doesn't kill himRhaegarbros......... We've been outsmarted again
>>222130855The fuck is wrong with Ramsay’s head?
>>222130840very SEXY
>>222130874
>ai slop costumes better than the real thingSad
>>222130676>>222130685this has to be trolling, otherwise this is some of the worst targshit wanking fanfic I've ever seen>Elia's dornish and bisexual, so she's perfectly fine with being cucked and publicly humiliated and creating a potential blackfyre rebellion scenario>lyanna is actually the first greenseer in centuries, with no training!>despite Targs not being able to get away with multiple wives even when they have dragons, Elia has no problem with this
>>222130884No Aerys got outsmarted. He wanted to make Rhaegar a kinslayer but he did not fall for his ragebait
>>222130888
>>222130888Book Catelyn is still too old and the Drogos are exactly the same
>>222130898>Targs not being able to get away with multiple wiveThat was because of the Faith
>>222130894Because it's taken 1 to 1 from fanartRoose Bolton is a literal carbon copy of this piece
>>222130902>He wanted to make Rhaegar a kinslayerHe was taunting him you colossal retard
>>222130926So why couldn't the makeup department do that? Ego?
>>222130898>doubting the lyanna wankCmon now george always pulls the arya is similar to lyanna bullshit and she's just as wanked
"The Mad King" Act 2 Spoilers>Lyanna is a warg and even has dragon dreams. They used to be wolf dreams, but she had one about the song of ice and fire. That’s what makes Rhaegar fall in love with her.>Elia is pregnant at Harrenhal and gives birth there. Rhaegar crowns Lyanna directly after because he has a dragon dream of Daenerys surrounded by dragons, which transforms into Lyanna.>Lyanna is the mystery knight. She fights for revenge against Howland’s bullies.>Aerys informs Rhaegar that he isn’t the prince that is promise, like he believes. It has to be a third child. Rhaegar and Aerys both attempts to conceive their third child to fulfil the prophecy. They make it purposely ambiguous who is actually the prince that is promised.>Ned defeats Ser Arthur Dayne with the help of Howland Reed. He plays dead and then stabs Arthur in the back. Then, Ned cuts his throat.>After reaching the Tower of Joy, Lyanna is much more obsessed with prophecy than Rhaegar. It’s sort of a coping mechanism to explain the murder of her father and brother. Rhaegar is happy living in the Tower of Joy with Lyanna in bliss. He even wards her off prophetic obsessions, claiming it’ll only consume her.>Elia corresponds with Lyanna, telling her to see sense and understand that a war caused by love is still madness. Elia has no problem with Rhaegar taking another wife—one for duty and one for love.>Ashara Dayne has Brandon Stark’s bastard. She miscarries a baby girl, while in the Red Keep serving as Rhaella’s handmaiden after Elia is imprisoned.
>>222130073He slips on banana peels
>>222130874I can only accept Brian Blessed as Robert.
Starks are actually the scum of the earth. Eddard Arryn is the best possible fate for him.
>>222130898If Elia is cool with it then why is there the stuff about Dorne seething at the whole affair and her basically being held hostage to secure their troops? Couldn't have Elia written to Doran, inbetween writing to new bestie Lyanna, explaining that she likes being a cuckqueen?
>>222130652>>222130648Death to every single fucking STARK aside from Ned. Holy fuck these people are retarded. I genuinely hope all of them suffered before they died. Fuck them.
>Lyanna is a greenseer>She communicates with GAEghar>she knew about Bobby B going HAMMER TIME
Who should I play in ck3 lads?
>>222130936Cheap, and colour in historical/period pieces is considered unacceptable for reasons
>>222130749>exposed as a dipshit who can't manage to outwit and overthrow a mad man>nukes his own plans by chimping out over a 15 year oldit makes him look like an even bigger clown, Lyanna a dumb whore, and Bobby comes out looking even better. Bobby B fought for his life against a mad man and was fully justified for that alone, Lyanna didn't deserve his love and Ned should have had the balls to tell Robert she was a dumb slut
>>222130809>>222130828>every "book" character taller even when the actor is already fuckoff tall
Why can't I get a cuckquean dornish gf?
>>222130944The first one has to be fake
>>222130944>Elia has no problem with Rhaegar taking another wife—one for duty and one for love.
>haven't kept up with ASoIaF for years>return to find out Ned is a cuckold and Elia is also a cuckoldWhat the fuck?
>>222130676>>222130685OH BUT ROBERT HOW DARE ROBERT HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE WITH THEIR CONSENT!!!! OH THE HORROR, ROBERT MIGHT BE CHEATING ON HER, BUT LYNNA WANTS TO HAVE A THREESOME. FUCK LYNNA
>>222130944>>Aerys informs Rhaegar that he isn’t the prince that is promise, like he believes. It has to be a third child. Rhaegar and Aerys both attempts to conceive their third child to fulfil the prophecy. They make it purposely ambiguous who is actually the prince that is promised.>Rhaegar is happy living in the Tower of Joy with Lyanna in bliss. He even wards her off prophetic obsessions, claiming it’ll only consume her.
>>222130909>Book Catelyn is still too old It is, those AI videos fuck up the GoT people more than the HotD ones.Here the latest one i got, DUNC people.
why cant hbo accept that we want medieval fantasy with white people and not dragonslop? why cant the fat piece of shit finish the books and write more dunk and egg and a script for a robert's rebellion tv series?
>>222130994>exposed as a dipshit who can't manage to outwit and overthrow a mad manand be cursed as a kinslayer? why do people say he was a pussy for not killing his dad when the entire continent talks about kinslaying being the ultimate act of sin?
>>222130944>Aerys and Rhaegar had an actual rivalry about spawning the prince who was promised
>>222131032Aerys won as usual btw
>>222131041but rhaegar spawned the prince who was promised not aerys
>>222131032what a pair of dipshits, I hate Targaryens
>>222131041wrong.
>>222131032Which means that it won’t be either of them.
>>222130916the Faith that is still around and would flip their shit if/when they learned about Rhaegar's retardation. Only scenario here I'd accept is Lyanna being a mistress and Rhaegar legitimizes them. Not an actual marriage>>222130941big difference between a skinchanger and greenseer
>>222131029All nigga had to do was order Aerys to be taken prisoner and proclaim himself prince regentIt's the easiest bloodless coup in history, everyone at court like Rhaegar and hated AerysNot a single lord in westeros would have objectedFucking Jace in HOTD did it
>>222131056I hate George
>>222131041woman can't be prince
>>222131048>>222131060wrong
>>222130424>Roberts Rebellion showAfter witnessing the absolute disaster that is HotD? No thank you
So lyanna was the mega fantasy girlboss this whole time
>>222131048it's Aerys' daughter birthed dragons, Rhaegar's son is some incel
>>222131048>>222131041Tywin made the prince who was promised. It’s Tyrion
>>222131021>Maekar wearing a crownReally not quelling those rumours.
>>222131086Was there ever any doubt?
>>222131080>>222131091cope simps
>>222130944>do a breed-off with your cringe sonim unironically team madlad now
>Arya is the third childBros.......
>>222131021This is why all the water is being used up and so many wildfires are starting...
>>222131080If jon snow isnt the chosen one whats the point of R+L=J? what purpose does his parentage serve in the grand scheme of things? think anon think
>>222131098Tyrion is a brightflame dumbassAnd also he is the bloodstone emperor, time travelling trough a fetus
>>222131098Third child, has dragon dreams, George’s favorite character. Dany and Jon are both red herrings
>>222131099Kings usually wear crowns.
>>222130944FUCK YOU LYNNA. I HOPED SUFFERED. YOU FUCKING RETARD. YOUR BROTHER AND FATHER DIED A HORRIBLE DEATH AND ALL YOU DID WAS TALKING ABOUT MUH PROPHECY AND KEPT HAVING SEX. RETARDED MOTHER FUCKERS
>Lyanna and Rhaegar are in love and she runs away with him willingly. Lyanna is also confirmed greenseer and communicates with Rhaegar via dreams, that’s how they plan their elopement. Benjen helps them.>As I mentioned, Elia and Lyanna are penpals. One of their ravens is intercepted by Varys and that’s how he discovers Rhaegar’s location, and Gerold Hightower is sent to find him.>Elia is very politically shrewd and while her marriage to Rhaegar is cordial she sees it as one of convenience, her main interest is making sure House Martell is in power.
>Lyanna is the key to all of this
>>222131080read the title of the series
>>222131084No more Planetos shows, no more Planetos media, just let it all end
>>222131105She has targ blood through Aemond btw
>>222131105…
>>222131067>the Faith that is still around and would flip their shit if/when they learned about Rhaegar's retardation.>>222131073>All nigga had to do was order Aerys to be taken prisoner and proclaim himself prince regent>It's the easiest bloodless coup in history, everyone at court like Rhaegar and hated Aerys>Not a single lord in westeros would have objectedit's mentioned that Aerys had loyalists and lickspittles in court, a lot of them would object, and if doing a coup in KL was easy then ned and the kingsguard during aegon III's siege would've pulled it off>Fucking Jace in HOTD did itHOTD is dogshit my nigga
When you think about it Dany fulfilled Aerys wildfire plan to ethnically cleanse Kings LandingHe won, his plans are measured in decades, he won and Jaime couldn't stop it
>>222131121f-fuark...it fits
>>222131115To subvert your expectations
>>222130792Book vs Show Jun Snu is such a brutal mogging.
>>222131105Remember when D&D tried to legitimize Arya sniping Night King through a line from a few seasons a prior? The red witch saying to her you'll take green eyes and blue eyes. And somehow those blue eyes were referring to the Night King and it was forced as fuck? That shit was truly cringe
And this is why you leave your core mystery backstories well alone, reveals very rarely work, especially when you've overcooked them for 30 odd years
>>222131098Aerys raped Tywin's wife. So yes, it's still Tyrion the pwwp.
>>222131129>Elia is very politically shrewd and while her marriage to Rhaegar is cordial she sees it as one of convenience, her main interest is making sure House Martell is in powercuckqueen cope
>>222131115>If jon snow isnt the chosen one whats the point of R+L=J?a reminder that Rhaegar and Lyanna were fools
>>222130684>Maelys the Monstroushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq1FmYQRVRY
>>222131122It’s a comparison of how the characters look during the tourney, where Maekar is still fifth or sixth in line.
I think the biggest and only take way from all of this is that women are retarded, ruin everything for everyone by being dumb whores and should not be given an iota of power or control over anything else death and calamity will befall entire continents.
>>222131129>Elia is very politically shrewd and while her marriage to Rhaegar is cordial she sees it as one of convenience, her main interest is making sure House Martell is in power.Mountain did nothing wrong btw
I don’t really trust the play. He just read the books and asked for clarifying comments from George. It’s show canon with extra steps.
>Rhaella is portrayed as both physically and mentally scarred. Physically, she’s significantly burnt from carrying Rhaegar through the burning Harrenhal and shows that she has pretty extensive cuts from being>Scrapped and bitten by Aerys when in the royal bed. She’s also pretty insane, goes on a rant simultaneously denying that she is hurt or scared by Aerys, cursing the gods for her fate, making fun of Elia and Ashara for experiencing love, calling upon the>Song of ice and fire, before going on a second rant declaring to the gods that, if she’s made to conceive a child underneath the red star, that it would not be a noble prince that was promised but a ‘vengeful daughter’ who will bring back dragons and ‘bring ruin’…>She also tells Rhaegar to leave ‘nothing but ruins’ before he leaves for the Trident, and I think cheered on the deaths of Brandon and Rickon? Definitely a case of Targ madness, believing herself a dragon made flesh, etc, but also a massive victim of abuse on top
>>222131115the entire point of "prophecy" in these books is not it being literal truth, but the toll it takes on people trying to fulfill it. rhaegar tore the country apart to try to fulfill the ptwp prophecy and that's the entire background of the books. jon is a targ but not azor ahai.
>>222131115fook knows anon, and the lord of light bringing him back like JC just to retake winterfell I guess idk ahaha
>300 posts in 50 minutesJesus christ i finally caught up too. This play shit might actually get me to finally read the books, problem is im already reading another big series right now
>>222131162>the blue eye was actually Aemond's eyeFuck....
>>222131172Surely the bigger one is that George is clearly well past it
>>222130944>Lyanna is much more obsessed with prophecy than Rhaegar. It’s sort of a coping mechanism to explain the murder of her father and brotherlmao, I can't handle this shit because it breaks Ned's POV. He should fucking hate both Brandon and Lyanna. >"Ned, promise me you'll take care of my bastard or the world will end">"Brandon and Father? Thousands of Northmen? Necessary losses Ned, my son and I are the main characters"GRRM is a true hack if this is what he's going with, muh subversive fantasy where actually it's fine for thousands of plebes to die because the magical hero bloodline is the only thing that matters
>>222130805what
>>222131195what
>>222131172>Aerys tries to rape a lannister, kills two starts, asks for the head of a baratheon from an arryn>but its that fucking WHORE lyanna who dared fall in love at the ripe old age of 14 who is to blameThis board is deeply unserious
>Rhaegar grooms and radicalises a 14 year old girlIs he from Rochdale?
>>222131177>>Song of ice and fire, before going on a second rant declaring to the gods that, if she’s made to conceive a child underneath the red star, that it would not be a noble prince that was promised but a ‘vengeful daughter’ who will bring back dragons and ‘bring ruin’…OH NO NO NO NO DANYFAGS
>>222131170well is not like they can compare him with another version of maekar
>>222131187Which series?
>>222131187>This play shit might actually get me to finally read the booksDONOTDOTHAT
>>222131172last episode of hotd did it for me with hugh's wife. if becoming a dragon rider is not good enough for them then why bother with foids at that point
>>222131115There is no point. grrm doesn't want to have the chosen one and secet prince come and save everyone from the dark lords but that's basically what he's set up for 30 years, so he'll do a dumb twist just like the show did instead.
>>222131189was it...bad writing all along?
>>222131187The books will never be finished
>Lyanna turned out to be a schizo freak and Rhaegar was the more normal oneconsider my expectations subverted
>>222131204Like in both cases it’s revealed the girl actually wanted it
>>222131194>where actually it's fine for thousands of plebes to die because the magical hero bloodline is the only thing that mattersLiterally Rhaenys bursting through the floor tier
>>222131211that has to be fake, I refuse to believe something so stupid and on the nose made it into this fucking play
>>222131177>that it would not be a noble prince that was promised but a ‘vengeful daughter’ who will bring back dragons and ‘bring ruin’…Dany is gonna lose it
>>222131187>problem is im already reading another big series right nowif Stormlight stopif Suneater keep going since it's actually finishedtell us which one it isI'm about to start CS Lewis' Space Trilogy
>>222131189I'm talking more in-universe and not as meta
>>222130944the fuck is going on here did the fat fuck drop the winds of winter?
>>222131177>through the burning HarrenhalSummerhall surely?>but a ‘vengeful daughter’ who will bring back dragons and ‘bring ruin’…prophecy is real, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>222131177>‘vengeful daughter’ who will bring back dragons and ‘bring ruin’…Oh god the show is literally the same ending, it's all the same, oh fuck, no wonder he refuses to finish this slop, Oh no....
>>222131177>it would not be a noble prince that was promised but a ‘vengeful daughter’ who will bring back dragons and ‘bring ruin’…danyfags btfo, mad queen arc confirmed. its over
>>222131187Dont buy into it, half the posts just say "rape" or "ratcatcher"
>>222131177>not a noble prince that was promised but a ‘vengeful daughter’ who will bring back dragons and ‘bring ruin'Oh its truly fucking over for Azor Dany fags.
>>222131254no you retard, there's a play about the tourney of harrenhal
>>222131211It’s fucking OVER
>>222131248>tell us which one it isLast King of Osten Ard
>>222130905that daario is just plain wrong
>Elia goes into labour at Harrenhal???
>>222131204>>222131234>shitskin raperats browsing /tv/ at midnightlmfao
>>222131252I don't really think you can divorce the two. There's no reason for a play of all things to be made other than the fact the FAT FUCK can't finish a series in over 3 decades. Any revelations that a relevant should be in the main series, woven in competently not a third party play
>>222131282With Aegon, presumably
>>222131244>and I’m gonna make her really fucking hate the sound of bells
>>222131177Bobby B did nothing wrong, is there a single good targshit in existence?
>>222131282Aegon was >1 year old when the war ended, it mostly works timeline wise ya?
>>222131200You got that backwards chud it was the retarded dreamer foid who caused all of the former
>COLE YOU FUCKING MORON. YOU FUCKING IDIOT.. WE LET YOU KILL LIKE 20 OF OUR MEN FOR NO REASON. HAHAHAH THEIR FAMILIES WON'T EVEN MISS THEM. YOU FUCKING IDIOT. MEANWHILE WE HAD AN ENTIRE ARMY TO FIGHT YOU. GOT YOU GOOD FUCKER!!
>>222131300>>222131304Yea I guess
>>222131189Shame that he ended up like this instead of finishing his mangum opus while his brain was still solid
>>222131239It could be fake. It's not from the same leaker. I think the original leaker would have mentioned a lore drop like this
>>222131303Yes, a dead Targshit
>>222131177Bobby was right to try to kill Dany she's literally the anti-christ
>>222131272Azor Dany fags are on the same wavelength as dany tiktok clip editors
>>222131194>GRRM is a true hack if this is what he's going with, muh subversive fantasy where actually it's fine for thousands of plebes to die because the magical hero bloodline is the only thing that mattersThat would actually be subverting the subversion since the magical speciak chosen one being more important than npcs is more historically standard
>>222131259Obviously mad Dany wasn't going to be different to the show
>>222131312Please don’t post off topic posts.
people talk about Aerys but Rhaella and Rhaegar don't exactly sound like sane and reasonable people to me
>>222131291Not to mention speculation fuelled interest in the books, seeing the ending in the show destroyed a lot of interest and now seeing the prophecies/truth revealed in a play will curb any remaining interest in them.
>>222131310No, she didn't caused any of that, she caused the starks to go south, everything else was aerys
>>222131343The only good targ is a dead targ
>>222131331It's only really a subverted subversion when you take so long to do it that now subversions of stories have become the norm. Wait, hold on, has he been playing a long con the whole time?
>>222131177I didn't expect dany actually going nuts. Does this mean Jon's kills anyway too?
>>222131352Did Aerys force Brandon to storm into the throne room demanding Rhaegar's head?
Today the dany fags died
>>222131279the sequel to memory sorry and thorn? memory sorrow and thorn itself is very influential to ASOIAF, lots of parallels between charactersthey might have the same ending too
>>222131367>Wait, hold on, has he been playing a long con the whole time?fuark...hes genius
>>222131352Nope, Lyanna being a retarded hypocritical foid devoid of accountability caused everything k thx bye try being smarter and not putting the horse before the cart next time
Actually somewhat annoyed now that the franchise didn't die for good after the shitshow that was S8
>>222131303Jon is basically it kek and they killed him for it
The only way GRRM can save this story is by having the Lannisters be the heroes that end this Targshit bloodline once and for all. Kingslayers Jaime is the one true ending.
>>222131395Certain retards where not allowed back
>>222131395>I'm annoyed my personal headcannon didn't come true because now I don't seem as smart as I thought I wasfixed it for you
>>222131395this franchise will never die until they deliver the books
>>222131378'member all the normgroids who called their daughters Dany/Danearys/Khalessi
>>222131228I've actually seen this as an theory before, basically she doubles down as a cope to justify her selfish actions. Typical woman behavior desu
>how did lyanna react to the news of rickard and brandon's deaths? did she try to leave/go back home? (i hope you had fun!!)>(Absolutely did) Had a bit of a breakdown, latched onto prophecy and the SOIAF as a promise of some greater, ultimate purpose to all the tragedy (and actually re-convinced Rhaegar, who had become kinda disillusioned after speaking with his father)
mad bitch
>>222131397Jon is Ned's bastard the play hasn't confirmed his targ parentage
>>222131395HBO paid too much money for the rights to just shelve it all after 2019
>>222131312mudmen aren't human
To all danyfags, it’s just a show, don’t do anything drastic
>>222131381>the sequel to memory sorry and thorn? yeah>they might have the same ending tooIm actually reading the sequel before the prequel cuz the creator said its fine and i thought itd be more interesting that was, its 30 years after mst so the details of how it ended are kind of vague to me. obviously simon becomes king tho
>>222131417It'll die at a fairly decent pace once he soon croaks, isn't he on record saying that he doesn't want posthumous work published? It'll then just become a literary curiosity
>>222131177>danny is going to go nuts in the books toomy girl will not get a goad ending, shit will be worse then the show
>>222131425>Rhaegar experienced post-nut clarityKino
>>222131426Mad cute!
>>222131426THE BITCH THAT WAS PROMISED
So Rhaegar was a retard no matter which way you spin it?
Safe to say ASX's channel will turn out to be the laughing stock of the fandom with all the wrong theory speculations
>>222131414That might have weight if basically everything since S8 wasn't also shit (D&E was only ok)
>>222131428
>>222131448He won't have anyone finish it but him, so it will end with him/has ended
>>222131478what did he predict?
>>222130944Ned did not deserve this awful ass family
>>222131397>only good targ>100% Stark features and raised by a Stark>even with the best nurturing possible, he still falls to his Targ nature and wants to bang his sister and thinks about kinslaying so he can take WinterfellTargs really are demon spawn, even with Ned doing everything in his power. No wonder Ned let him go to the Wall with no fuss
>>222131426>actually khaleesseee its a mistranslation>trust me im a dumb slave>it means the princesses whom was promised :)
Did you really think Daenerys wasn't going to bring Fire and Blood to westeros? That obviously wasn't just a showism, it's been hinted in Daenerys' arc since the beginning. Tyrion will help her do this. They're the fucking villains lol
>>222131472Was that ever in doubt?
HBO really wasn't lying when they said they had Gurms notes for Season 8 what the fuck.
>>222131472He seems like kind of a pussy
Jon is obviously the prince that was promised and chosen one, it's the song of ICE and FIRE come the fuck on.
>>222131521You thought it was a lie? Why?
>>222131472Rhaegar legitimately got groomed by Lyanna and was bitchmade and permamogged by Based Aerys the Madlad king
>>222131312book aemond did nothing wrong, ser gregor did nothing wrong
>>222131507>wants to bang his sisterWhen was this?
>>222131511Midgets, in fiction and non-fiction alike, have always held malice in their tiny malformed hearts
>>222131372He demanded a duel with Rhaegar, a situation which could have been calmed down with an explanation, instead of buring his father alive in front of him
On Rhaella>Tbf she is PROUD of it. Literally twirls to around the stage ordering the characters and audience to witness her scars. Then makes fun of Aerys, saying that after bedding him that he’s the one left whimpering even as she bleeds, and claims that he’s scared of her to the extent of>Having her permanently guarded so that she doesn’t do something to Viserys or conspire against himGood fucking lord, everyone in this whole story is fucked except for Ned and Robert
>>222131478I starting to think his theories were better than George's
>>222131529>this 33 year old man got groomed by a 14 year oldYeah I tried that defence in court once, doesn't work
>>222131507>wants to bang his sisterJonsa will happen don't you worry.....>>222131528Just seemed too unbelievable to me.
>>222131478David lightbringer is going to need to be checked into a mental hospital, he really thought she would be the satanic hero
>>222131514The conventional theory is that he knew he had to die to produce Jon and engineered everything including the rebellion. >>222131478 Alt Shift X has a video on it. But from the looks of it he just seems like a retard. Lyanna is even the one pushing the prophecy bullshit.
What's this about Aerys mogging Rhaegar?
What's gonna happen with fAegon?
>>222131544what Brandon did was treason, he wasn't entitled to a duel
>>222131312Based BlacksDornishggers BTFO
>>222131544>It's necessary for my son to repeatedly creampie your sister in an isolated rape tower because, um, prophecy or some shit?
>If these leaks are true then it means that the shows ending is canon>That also means that Stannis will lose to the Boltons I'm in hell
>>222131551The writing was shit but d&d are good at trimming the fat. Stannis, fAegon, euron, all the esso shits is irrelevant to the end of the book.
>We see the deaths of Rickard & Brandon, although there’s no actual fire involved at least for this performance. It’s a pit of smoke that is lit up green. But I’m told it looked pretty cool. The Iron Throne also looks very menacing>The only explicit childbirth scene is Ashara giving birth to her and Brandon’s stillborn child. Elia and Lyanna’s childbirths are not shown, we just see Lyanna’s water breaking at the TOJ and Elia goes into labor at Harrenhal.>No secret marriage between Rhaegar and Lyanna, and no naming of Jon as Aegon.
>>222131548I'm starting to think some of these spoilers aren't true
>get your magic teen gf into something>she loves it and becomes a schizo>tell her to chill outLol good job Rhaegar
>Aerys was the sane one
>>222131550I didn't say it wasn't retarded I'm just telling it how it is, just scroll up
>>222131395>Actually somewhat annoyed now that the franchise didn't die for good after the shitshow that was S8It killed the franchise for almost a decade tbf
>>222131579>Lots of fight scenes for the war with extensive use of puppetry. Rhaegar has a dragon dream in the middle of the Trident which seemingly distracts him enough for Robert to kill him.
>>222131564He is going to die.>>222131575I disagree because everything in the north is very, very different from the show. Stannis WILL die but he is not going to lose the norf will win.
Bloodraven stuck in the tree watching all this retardation unfold kek
>>222131575I choose to believe the leaks from a few months ago now
>>222131589Westeros version of Astrology
>>222131553Even if you do it for "muh prophecy" you're an insane villain believing the ramblings of lunatics. At worst, if it all pans out as planned, you're doing bad things for the greater good (shut it!) but you're still a cunt. And I have a personal aversion to prophecies and unfortunately though the FAT FUCK knew how to write them a bit better
>>222131604Bloodraven at it again
>>222131604He was literally just a retard what the fuck??
>>222131604>Rhaegar has a dragon dream in the middle of the Trident which seemingly distracts him enough for Robert to kill himThats very unlucky kek
Lots of fight scenes for the war with extensive use of puppetry. Rhaegar has a dragon dream in the middle of the Trident which seemingly distracts him enough for Robert to kill him.ROBERT BTFO
>Ned, Jon and Robert are the heroes and everyone else is either an insane lunatics or a massive assholesWell that's something
Hope the play writers and actors atleast get their moneys worth and dont get trashed like late GOT. I want there to be something new to be happy about for once
VINDICATED I AM SELFISH I AM WRONG I AM RIGHT I SWEAR IM RIGHT SWEAR I KNEW IT ALL ALONG
>>222131608Jealous of the ultimate kino enjoyer
>George stopped writing because he finally became self aware of how DOGSHIT the rest of his ideas are
>>222131511All targs are villains
>>222131564He'll take King's Landing, forcing Cersei to flee back to Casterly Rock, and then get his shit roasted by Dany
>>222131601>S8 2019>HotD S1 20223 years ain't a decade, especially if you consider that must have started making it basically soon after the finale
>>222131592aerys and vizzy are the normal ones in the family
>>222131575What does any of this have to do with the show ending being canon? It was missing so many storylines and characters by season 7 that it can't possibly be the same other than the broad strokes(Dany dying, Jon fucks off north of the wall, Bran king) but the actual reasons behind this will be completely different. For starters, I don't think mad queen Dany will be a plotline at all. Jon going back north of the wall will probably be on a quest to heal the weirwood net from whatever corruption the Others worked on it, not self-exile, etc
Ned >best mates with a rapist>cuckold to his own brother>dragged into continent wide war by his sister>raises another man's progeny (cuckoldry) as his own without informing his wife of the truth>thinks about the girl who cucked him constantlyNed has been retconned from honourable Chad to spineless loser
>>222131608>watching kino until you can unleash brann and rape the last fucking blackfyre shitbased bloodraven
>>222131612But at least it paints Rhaegar as a relatively sober guy who is doing things for what he thinks is the greater good. He is the one manipulating things. In the play he’s just a headless chicken being led around everywhere.
>>222131657they genuinely are
>>222131511>dany goes nuts becomes one likes her as muchThis is too girly for me to accept.
>>222131650There's fundamentally nothing wrong with a mad Queen Dany ending, it's absolutely foreshadowed, they just did it super shitty and stupid in the show
>>222131628As if we haven't already known this for years now>>222131663We've known all this for years as well
>>222131604>Bobby btfos him during a fent faint
>>222131521>>222131551The fact that mad queen daenerys and king bran came out of nowhere with no build up was the biggest evidence.They were doing their own thing and at the end of the line they pivoted to grrm's ending.
>>222131691Kek
>>222131575Nah, Stannis still has to burn his daughter and there's not enough time for that to happen before he confronts the Boltons. He will likely die as the 1000th commander of the Night's Watch as the Others march on it.
>>222131663Nothing you just said is spineless. Ned did the right thing. You are just too ego driven and weak to know honor.
>>222131511book tyrion is evil as fuck, imagine the fans of the series (90% of them came from watching the tv show) if their two favorites end up as the villains. honestly i dont blame george for not publishing the next book
>>222131655I briefly forgot that HotD exists and I wish I could go back
Brandon and Lyanna sound like the least sympathetic characters imaginable, honestly
>>222131693Because George didn’t write the book where all that stuff happens
>>222131693The bran thing is retarded even for the books, people get distracted by mad queen shit but that's by far the worst part of the ending
>>222131667I don't think you can call anyone doing something for prophecy as sober.>the world will end if you don't cause a civil war right NOW!Those are the intrusive thoughts, we ignore those
>>222131693At that point just do your own thing. Its barley the same story anymore due to how much they cut out especially with dance and feast. HBO are retards.
>>222131575Certain end states and events are the same, it doesn't mean every single thing that happened in the show is book canoncome on, you can't all be that stupid, we know Kevan doesn't get blown up in the sept of Baelor in the books
>>222131710This. It all makes sense now. The normies fucked everything up for everyone. The show was a mistake. This was supposed to be a cult following book series for fantasy book autists
>>222131716I'm sorry for doing that to you anon
>>222131717Brandon was pretty much always a cuntThere weren't many explanations for Lyanna running away with Rhaegar and not telling her family anything and allowing tens of thousands to die over her that didn't boil down to her being an awful fucking person, but it'd be better if left ambiguous.
>Aerys HATES Elia and says vile insults to her. He calls her a “Dornish mongrel bitch” to her face, and also says to Rhaegar “I can smell the stench of that Dornish bitch on you”
>>222131707How is remaining friends with a rapist, being a cuckold, lying to your wife, or keeping the truth behind a continent wide catastrophe secret in any way honourable?
>>222131538>>222131551read the books, Jon is obsessed with Arya
>"I'm having a dragon dream!" I yell as I'm caught wanking in public, again
>>222131771
>>222131604oh shut the fuck up lmao. What a cope. He died because Bobby was a better warrior.
>>222131768The only way she isn't an evil bitch is if Rhaegar kidnapped/seduced her, probably why people wanted to believe that.
>>222131773Robert isn't a rapist, Jon is his nephew, Catelyn was a mental retard and again he was lying to protect his nephew. Shut the fuck up retard.
>>222131726Mad queen is actually very workable with the material we have in the books, it's just deceptively framed as "good" and the show fully leans into that with 2010s girlbossery and accompanying audio cues
>>222131608He must been laughing his fucking ass off because how incompetent they were.
>>222131783Sana is hotter so its the better choice
>>222131773Ned never dated Ashara. He is not a cuckRobert didnt rape anyoneHe only lied to protect Jon and keep a promise to hia dead sister. What happened already happened. The war was inevitable, a jilted lover was not the real reason for it.Edgy retard kill yourself
ok so the main spoiler highlights>Lyanna was the Knight of the Laughing Tree>Lyanna went with Rhaegar willingly and became more prophecy-obsessed than Rhaegar by the end>Elia was ok with Rhaegar taking a second wife to fulfill the prophecy, Elia and Lyanna become friends and penpals>Elia cares more about maintaining Dorne's strong political position in the seven kingdoms than Rhaegar taking a second wife for prophetic reasons.>Ashara miscarried Brandon's bastard>Aerys knew about Rhaegar's plot to overthrow him and offered Rhaegar an opportunity to kill him, then calls him a coward>The Prince Who Was Promised must be a third-born child, so Aerys and Rhaegar are both trying to sire a third child who might be the Prince>Rhaella is blackpilled on love and is abused by Aerys. She mocks prophecy and Lyanna and Elia for experiencing love. She declares to the gods that, if she’s made to conceive a child underneath the red star, that it would not be a noble prince that was promised but a ‘vengeful daughter’ who will bring back dragons and ‘bring ruin’
>>222131812Ned? Is that you?
>>222131785
>>222131771madlad bros... hes so perfect
>>222131771AERYS THE MADLAD>>222131785KEK
>>222131793>The last Bobby B shill
>>222131663best friend to a rapist? explain
>>222131608>Damn these fucking retards, why did I bother killing all those Blackfyre's just for you to fuck this up now.
>Lots of fight scenes for the war with extensive use of puppetry. Rhaegar has a dragon dream in the middle of the Trident which seemingly distracts him enough for Robert to kill him.OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>222131810That's a stretch, a fully grown man getting "seduced" by a girl still has him as an evil person
>Ashara is literally irrelevantLMAO
>>222131771Based Aerys. HE KNEW H FUCKING K
This is goofy as fuck I love it
>We see the aftermath of the Sack, and Gregor (portrayed by a puppet like 9 feet tall) drags three bloody sacks onto stage: one adult, one child, one infant.
>>222131608I fucking hate that Bloodraven is still about in the story
>>222131771/ourking/
>>222131868She cucked Ned with his brother, seems needlessly cruel as an addition
>>222131857that was good fun
Moral of the story? Start Aerysmaxxing
>Robert wins the melee at Harrenhal, beating Oberyn and The Mountain. The Mountain is played by multiple actors as he is entirely a puppet and about 8 ft tall.BOBBY FUCKING BBBBBBBBBBBBBB
>>222131880damn, I wanted to see the dornish whore last moments.
>>222131829>>Lyanna was the Knight of the Laughing Treewe knew this>>Lyanna went with Rhaegar willinglywe knew this>>and became more prophecy-obsessed than Rhaegar by the endfucking retarded>>Elia was ok with Rhaegar taking a second wife to fulfill the prophecy, Elia and Lyanna become friends and penpalsthis is fine I guess>>Elia cares more about maintaining Dorne's strong political position in the seven kingdoms than Rhaegar taking a second wife for prophetic reasons.kind of dumb but w/e>>Ashara miscarried Brandon's bastardthis was widely suspected>>Aerys knew about Rhaegar's plot to overthrow him and offered Rhaegar an opportunity to kill him, then calls him a cowardretarded twist>>The Prince Who Was Promised must be a third-born child, so Aerys and Rhaegar are both trying to sire a third child who might be the Princeretarded twist>Rhaella is blackpilled on love and is abused by Aerys. She mocks prophecy and Lyanna and Elia for experiencing love. She declares to the gods that, if she’s made to conceive a child underneath the red star, that it would not be a noble prince that was promised but a ‘vengeful daughter’ who will bring back dragons and ‘bring ruin’absolutely fucking awful. has anything been revealed so far that wasn't already pretty well known or fucking abominably stupid?
>>222131829>who might be the Prince>>Rhaella is blackpilled on love and is abused by Aerys. She mocks prophecy and Lyanna and Elia for experiencing love.literally me
>>222131880aegon bros..
So Rhaella was the crazy one and Aerys was chill? Does this mean Jaime really did just kill Aerys in cold blood?
>>222131534>book aemond did nothingMuch like show aemond lately
>>222131934Pisswater prince
>>222131942they were both crazy
>>222131923>>>Lyanna went with Rhaegar willingly>we knew thisDid we?
>>222131942All Targs are fucking crazy, but Aerys might have been the slightly more reasonable one
All this shows me is that girls are fucking crazy
>>222131945he didnt burn the riverscum. they have to GO
>>222131952yes
>>222131942They're both crazy it's just that Aerys is funny from time to time
>>222131958Male Targ sanity rankingAerys>>Viserys>>>>>>>>>>>>>>power gap>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rhaegar
>>222131880no scene of Varys swapping the baby or anything?
>>222131950>>222131958>>222131977Either way truth is Jaime probably just hated him because he couldn't take Aerys bantz and couldnt wait to kill him.
>>222131952yeah. by "we" I mean people with functional brainstems
>The Mountain is played by multiple actors as he is entirely a puppet and about 8 ft tall.sick
>>222131991>>222131975So no source, got it
>turns out Aerys was completely sane after all and Rhaegar is a huge cowardly bitchI did not expect this at all
the only sane person in the entire Rebellion
>>222131989>"Hahaha Jaime, your sister is well hot, bet that must have been awkward at home growing up hahaha">*seethes*
>>222131952>>222131975>>222131991>>222131998The tv show depicted it as consensual and so did the 2023 calendarBut it was never confirmed book canon
>>222131998His source is ASX theory videos from 10 years ago (still got it wrong btw)
>>222131979foid ranking might be harder as both dany and rhaella are batshit crazy
You guys realize all the actors are played by a bunch nappy headed mutts that all look the same right? This shit isnt canon.
I’ll give Aerys credit for the bantz. He upgraded to meme character status for me instead of just another targ to hate
>>222131998I mean the source is that the play just confirmed it, but it's been in the subtext since book 1
why did Barristan fail to mention that Dany's mother was also a fucking wreck
>>222132021"We knew this" doesn't necessarily mean it was "confirmed book canon," just something that's so obvious upon reading the books that the vast majority of readers come to the same conclusion
>>222132030I'm not brave enough to wade into female Targ sanity discussions
>>222132031Erm Nubian Targs is kanon chud haven't you been watching the dragon show that's currently running?
Make another thread before I piss myself
>>222132059She was pretending
>>222132059Because the play is still sort of like show canonImagine if HOTD was a play and we got things third hand like with this
>>222132031thats because geroge is too much of a coward to say no to the race swapping. if tolkien was alive there would be no black hobbits
>>222132031more canon than HotD
so what's his beef with dornish women? and why did he marry his son to one?
https://x.com/got_onstage/status/2082240087308292522It's official Rhaeghar WON. The new mad King play confirms that Elia Matell was a cuckqueen who APPORVED of Rhaeghar humiliating her at Harrenhall and cheating on her with Lyanna. Elia Martell was IN ON IT. She was even penpals with Lyanna. Which means that Rhaeghar did NOTHING WRONG. Lyanna consented.Elia consented. Robert is just a bitter cuckold and a loser lol
>>222132101Every sane person hates Dornish niggers and their fans
>>222132116>>222132116>>222132116
>>222132021>present calendar with 14 year old frolics in the forest while gloomy 35 year old man sits in the background wanking >think that this is going to be some epic subversion eventually revealed that you're a weirdo for ever thinking that would ever happen>it's shown to have actually gone down like that>mfw
>>222130294Brienne is Dunc 2.0.
>>222130459It would make Dany mad. That's why she snaps.
>>222131579>and no naming of Jon as AegonGood, that was so fucked retarded.>"what if I name both of my sons Aegon? One of them HAS to be the prince of the prophecy, this way I can't go wrong"
>>222130367they wanted to put a bit of that cockroach tenacity in their lineage and went too far
