>Tell the actress playing the Starbucks cashier to brush his hand slightly when giving him his change>Now zoom in on his erection
>have the actress playing the cashier smile at him>now as he's trying to fall asleep cue to flashbacks of the cashier smiling on a loop and use vfx as he imagines his life with her
>get the actors playing a loving couple to stand directly in front of him on the train.>make sure you're right in his eyeline and...>begin PDA and heavy petting!
>now have him walk past a fighting couple that escalates into the man beating the beautiful, crying woman>if he intervenes, the Abuse Chad beats the shit out of him and the abused girl happily goes back home with the Abuse Chad>if he does nothing, play a news story later tonight about how she was murdered by her abusive partner and include security camera footage of him walking by doing nothing
>Have the newscaster confirm that the driver was a Muslim>Now zoom in on his face, let's see his reaction
>hes approaching the little girl at the park with his penis out again, cut to commercial
>Let him rape. I repeat: let him rape. Do not intervene.
>>222130721>>222130831>>222131360>>222131586>>222131659>>222131896Are yall really like this, or yall just playin?If its the latter one, the only thing I have to is: Yikes!
>>222131960I don't have to take this from someone with hot dogs on his head
>make sure to have the cutiest cashier available when he's going for a quick trip to the market while wearing his dirty clothes >also make sure another time that the cashier says she likes his shirt, then make sure she never shows up again in the store, leaving him thinking about her for months
>>222130721>He's crying to himself at night again praying for help?>Send in the 9/10 warm and friendly girl to flirt with him>Then have her never contact him again after he gets her phone number
>>222131960Who comes to a shitposting site and is suprised when they see shit posts.
>have the barista hand him an hello t Americano when he nearly ordered a banana mocha frappe.
>>222132025This.
so each Indian poster just picks their own movie to roleplay on this board?
>>222131960>now reinforce his appreciation of poorly drawn frogs with replies>this is his only human interaction
>wait he's typing up a long effort-post>wait let him continue>he is finding the perfect image for it>alright he sent it >everyone don't respond or react to it, send in the jannie and close the thread
>>222131960>send in the frogposter to reply to every post in the thread EXCEPT his
>>222132057You faggots really are the only people in the world I can relate to.
>ok now make the website freeze because he switched IPs
>>222132052that cat is having fun and releasing endorphins what is pointless about that
>have the barista hold eye contact while asking about his water bottle and keeping the conversation going >now have her mention her boyfriend
>>222132451Yet he will never reach his destination
>>222132451>how reddit niggas sound when they say 'let people enjoy things'
>have him tip the cute redheaded waitress over $300 with his credit card and rush out of the restaurant in humiliation never to return to the restaurant again; then have him pay off the credit card what he owes without complaint
>>222131960THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO WHAT
>create a Truman in Roman times tv show>Season 30 finale
>>222130721lol
>>222130831>>222132025Why are you replying as me? Stop it. No one is supposed to know about my inner turmoil over obsessive retroactive continuities.
Meant to (You) >>222132057 , not >>222132025 . At least I got trips.
>>222131960ya we're all literally the director from truman show running people's lives for entertainment. DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>222130721>have him make repeat eye contact and smiles with his dream girl on the train>then have her never show up again as he rides the same train at the same time each week for months hoping to see her
You can tell its peak burger hours because these have no finess and is all about consumer shit
>>222134330>have his TV license expire the day of the Big Poz Load series finale
>hes catching the train, send in an urban youth to hoot and holler loudly and aggressively>zoom in on his face, i want to feel the fatigue
>Ok send her in and have her sit next to him in an empty theater >He's not reacting. Hmm.>Ok stop the movie for "technical issues " and have her chat him up.>Wow look how he's sweating. Zoom in. >Ok it's too much, he's going to start running, start the movie back up.>He keeps looking over at her, is he actually going to talk to her?>No.>No...>Maybe during this funny scene he'll turn to her and...>Nevermind.>We can't stop the movie again, just have her try again when it's over.>Ok credits coming up, signal her to sta->And he's gone. Ok maybe we'll get him next week.
>have the wagie forget the dipping sauce for his tendies>adjust the gain on mic 7 for the impending REEEEE
>>222132057This except she texted and called and flirted with me for 3 weeks, asked me out on a date, invited me back to her place and cuddled with me on the couch, invited me to her bed to sleep and made out with me, continued kissing and embracing me in the morning, suggested a second date as I left, then a couple days later texted me that she doesn't want to get my hopes up about her, I'm awfully sweet but she's still figuring out her options, she's comparing me to her ex and doubts and I can make her as happy as he did.
>bring back the girl he's been thinking about for six years, the one he hung out with all the time during that one summer break after junior year but was too afraid to ask out>when he gets out of work, have her walk by pushing a stroller with a black baby in it
I've unironically just completely given up on women and started going to furry meetups to fuck nerdy twinks and femboys. Never been happier.
>>222133385Man it really is over for anyone who didn't get on the AI train in 2023.
>Great make his coach tell the hebe to hold his hand>Now make her commentate on his hand's size, temperature and texture>Now make her follow him home>Now make his gf go to sleep without helping him cum making him horny for the hebe
>>222130721Lmaoooo kek
>ok, he's going out on the town for the first time in months>have the first girl he approaches get mad and tell him she doesn't want to talk so fuck off>that should keep him stuck at home with his parents for another few months except when his one friend wants to play wh40k
>>222130721>Play the Travago commercial
>>222130721>People using cash at Starbucks Sorry. Not believable
>He's sitting at his computer again.>Have Facebook recommend that girl he has a crush on in highschool as a possible friend. Did you update the profile pic to be her pregnancy announcement photo?>Send it
>He's watching porn in the cinema. Quick get one of the attendants to shine a light at what he's up to.
>have her walk towards him enthusiastically and wave in his direction>when he starts to wave back, that is the cue for her friend to run up to her from behind Truman
>realize i'm so pathetic i can't even relate to this thread because i never come across women in my daily life
>>222135065lmao did you seriously not bang her but stayed over?you’re gay!
>>222137470I tried to undress her but she stopped me and said she wasn't ready for that yet.
>he keeps crying like a bitch, this isnt good for ratings, unrape him>sir.....what?>I said unrape him, UNRAPE HIM FUCKING NOW>I...uh...ok
Wtf I thought this dude was Dennis Hopper?
>give him a match on the dating app>make it trans or overweight.
I had a cute cashier girl give me her number a few months ago and she told me to call her on the weekend. I ended up going on a four day binge where I emulated PS2 games and watched a bunch of movies and ghosting her. I didn't feel like calling her after that and ended up deleting her number. I'm about to get drunk right now, too.
>>222132112Where’s your cornucopia bro.
>>222137346You're better off. Women are just mentally draining dodos, they're generally not worth the hassle.
>>222135661Faggots like this desperately needed to play sports or some other competition while growing up so they know how to deal with failure. Imagine getting dejected just because one girl rejected you. Holy shit, anon, you sound like the biggest fucking pussy ever. Might as well put on a dress and start HRT lmao
>Tell his friend to start the porno DVD>great, they're both hard >now have the friend ask him if he's ever had bj before >cool got it >tell the friend to reach over and touch his cock >he's accepting it>this is gonna change television
>>222137346if it makes you feel better I ended up breaking up with my girlfriend who supposedly loved me and then five months later she cheats on the guy who took her in after I dumped her with me, proving she was unloyal and that I dodged a bullet. That was pretty blackpilling and I haven't tried to find a girlfriend in a few years. I say you're in a good spot, I wish I was a virgin again.
>>222132052This is my curse
>tell her to invite him out>OK does she have the script for when he shows up?>yeah the one where she tells him to go home as soon as he arrives.
>>222137597>now ghost him anyways
>>222137681You having had a girlfriend does not make me feel better and I don't know why you thought it would.
>>222137841because I had one and wished that I was in your position. It fucking sucked having a girlfriend and I missed out on wizard powers too
