>2k likes Am I supposed to be impressed?
>>222139574It's crazy how normies actually have sex. It's fucking surreal if you think about it.
>>222139574I see instagram reels of mentally disabled people making utter fools of themselves get hundreds of thousands of likes, surely they have untold amounts of sex.
>>222139574From what i’ve seen with couples the woman will usually have 2k+ followers and her bf will only have a coulple hundred + his account is private
>>222139574Likes and followers on any social media literally cost 10 cents per thousand, sometimes less. It's the easiest thing to fake. The amount and quality of comments is all that matters.
>>2221395741,999 of those were from jeets telling bootiful laide to show bob and vegene
>>222139677if someone has 2k followers they would probably get like 100-200 likes per post, depending on what the post was. Like wedding pictures would get most of your followers Likes, a random selfie would get 10-20%. She should have several thousand followers, 8000-10000 more like, which is a huge amount unless she is some kind of niche microcelebrity on tiktok or whatever.
>>222139574>>222139635>>222139654>>222139671>>222139677Even my zoomie gf doesnt care about instagram likes and followers anymoreI snatched her when she was 17 and I was already 30+ and she lost like half her followers since she uploaded a picture to her insta where we kissed guys are really pathetic for unfollowing a girl as soon as she is taken lol but luckily I raised her good and she loves me more than her e-penis>inb4 seething chuds telling me this is a larp
>>222140101They call her “Freaky Nikki” for a reason
>>222140136>I snatched her when she was 17 and I was already 30+ and she lost like half her followers since she uploaded a picture to her insta where we kissed
>>222140171dont worry the pic was taken and uploaded after she was already 18+
>>222139574Women like to fuck bears. We learned that few years ago.
I don't have an instagram, how do I have sex?
>>222139635it means at the very least 2000 people saw the pic. In reality it means tens of thousands or a hundred thousand did. So she's supposed to be some average girl and a selfie gets tens of thousands of views?
>>222140252you dont. You need instagram with at least 100 real followers you are connected to in order for a girl to know you are not creepy
>>222140136what compels a man to write such an obvious falsehood?did you think anyone would fall for your shitty story and think "damn... wish I was as cool as anon..."You're the type of loser that posts on /b/ about the girls you jerk off to.
>>222140252Idk maybe try dating apps if you have the stomach to endure the humiliation ritualOtherwise you are shit out of luck. I had to give up and make an account last fall since no chick is ever giving her phone number to anyone ever nowadays for some reasonI still don't have sex but at least I can interact with the women I hit on irl. It is sone kind of progress i guess
>>222140342How do I get 100 real instagram followers?
>>222140480How many followers do you have?
>>22214053682
>>222140517be yourself
>>222140443>what compels a man to write such an obvious falsehood?NTA but I met my last GF when I was 33 and she was 19. Outside of the US and the Anglosphere people don't really give much of a fuck about age gaps
>>222139574why people share it 323 times? do people just go and post other people's pictures in their stories?
>>222140136Leave your sister alone, man.
>>222139635It means she is an attention whore slut, which means she would never like Bear.
>>222140905Actual accounts this big are usually partially ran by managers who run other accounts as well. They will have all their clients follow and repost eachother for engagement
>>222139574>300 sharesi'll never understand normies, do they find it flattering when some indian sends their selfie to a gooning groupchat saying its "faceporn?" like who else shares that shit? do normies think its just friends sending it to one another saying "wow look how pretty she is!" like do they not put two and two together? 300 shares and 90% would be creeps, whats the point?
>>222139654It is, I might want to with a woman that I love, but it's near impossible to find one worth the effort. Normalfags on the other hand just have sex like that, below 24 hours of meeting each other for the first time, his hand is elbow deep in her ass. It feels good for them, then they leave and never see each other again. Nothing gained, no emotions and connections made just animalic brain stem actions and reactions. And I'm the fucking weirdo for not indulging in that, now that is a real almond activator.
>>222140252lol im 22 and at the conclusion that im kinda already fucked since i have no social media and getting into it is nearly impossible out of highschool. normies love their arbitrary social rules that protect them from nothing really. atleast im white thoughever, a black girl let me sex her so i have that to rely on but im never having children in this retarded world cause of a fucking app lmao.
>>222140443>he cant imagine this scenario being truepoor you, also im anonymous so why would I lie what do I win with it? In fact I might not even be that anon
>>222139574SSAAAARRSS
>>222139574bro it's a movie
>>222140252>>222141181Is Instagram really that important in today's world? I've literally never used it, nor ticktock. I barely use Facebook or Xitter either.
>>222141498>I've literally never used it, nor ticktock. I barely use Facebook or Xitter eitherHow's that working out for you?
>>222141498kinda ya, unless you are very attractive/charismatic and punch below your weight. normies just instagram like tinder. boomers literally just had to leave the house and ask around until a girl wanted to fuck. now you have to have social media, be fit, be neurotypical, etc. there is no easy answer but normies on the internet will constantly spout off about how its your problem and you need to fix it. its not just girls either, you are locked out of having friends people in general will think youre weird if they cant look you up and find your profile.
>>222141498It's just a pre filter girls use to see if you are worthy of datingIf you dont have an insta, they will automatically assume you are an incel, weirdo, creep, loser etcYou dont need to actively use it, but see it as your dating resumeWithout one you basically cant find a good girl to date just as without a resume no company is gonna hire you
>>222141613yes and its stupid cause how are you even supposed to get followers out of highschool? and how does that vetting function even work? its the "cant get experience cause you cant get a job" thing but for dating. all the normies i have met with instagram and alot of followers are terrible and have been passive aggressive and just awful shitty people too. i hope they all get cancer and die. i manifest it for them every night.
>>222141068but this is supposed to be a non celebrity random girl
Another thread made by a twitter using Indian about this simptok slut movie?
>>222141669Im just fudding you out of relationships kek but yeah you do need some good pics of yourself and at least a handful of contacts, i think i got like 30 followers on my insta. Just people you know and some interesting pics of yourself and your activities so they know you arent a total fucking loser/serial killer.Once you add a few people you get like recomendations just start adding random people and put something in your status like "Alright im starting instagram finally" or some shit idk just dont be a sperging retard
>>222141562>normies on the internet will constantly spout off about how its your problem and you need to fix itWell, whose problem is it if not yours? Do you want friends and companionship or do you not?
>>222141669>how are you even supposed to get followers out of highschool?Have you tried going outside and meeting people?
>>222141721i dont care im not putting in effort to this stupid shit. my life has been constant gatekeeping from normies and im sick of it, especially failed normies like you who tell me "its not that heckin bad!" i have dedicated my life to causing suffering, no matter how small, in other people and small animals too. you people just get on my case all the fucking time and expect me to take it, i fucking despise you all. get cancer and die you turbo faggot.>its your heckin personalitygo ahead, say it.
>>222141763yes and they are not interested if you dont have an instagram, and they never ask for mine. normies are evil scum and gatekeep everything
>>222139574>It's an anonymous weeb x accountAll social media should require you to use your actual identity and picture. It would eliminate trolling and racism overnight. It is what is actually the problem with the internet.
>>222141749no at this point i dont. i just want to see other people suffer. i have been shown time and time again that its not for me.
>>222140443I never used to date younger but I’m now 36 banging a 22 year old because “guys my age are just fuckboys” meanwhile all we do is have sex then she leaves lol
I dated a girl who was hotter than her but she only had 2000 followers... They were real followers though, not bought and paid for like this demoness' fake freaky followers.
>>222141775>interact with people and have a good time, make a good impression>hey that was fun can I get your insta?>exchange contacts>now you have a new followerIt's that easy. They are not asking you to see your Instagram before interacting with you you sperg. Be a good getter and he the one to ask first. How do you think boomers used to get the phone numbers of their crush?
>>222141766> i have dedicated my life to causing suffering, no matter how small, in other people lbased, hopefully foids too
>>222141498>>222141562>>222141613This hasn't been my experience, actually the contrary is true: girls are impressed when they find out I don't have an Instagram, they say things like 'wow your life must be so peaceful' and 'yeah I hate it and kind of want to delete it, I spend too much time on it' etc. They see it as an unironic expression of my self control. If they ever ask why I don't have it, I say I just don't find it useful and maybe even see it as a public harm, they then agree to some extent and they again find independent thought impressive. I'm a bit older than most of you though so it could be a generational thing. The vast majority of the instagram userbase are 16-25 year olds who just don't see how bad the site is to their ontological health.
>>222141822doesnt happen, people are rude and cold, want nothing to do with me, even when i ask. all the "friends" i've had growing up have betrayed me or bullied me. people are just scum i am tired of playing their game.
>>222141498Multiple times at bars I’ve asked for womens’ numbers and they respond with their Instagram handle. When I tell them I don’t have Instagram, they immediately lose interest. It’s a combination of vetting and social proof. They use Instagram as a way to make sure you’re not politically incompatible, and that you have friends.Just post AI shit and fool them
I have zoomer fatigue
>>222141829yes i stare at them until they are visibly uncomfortable, and follow them around at night. perfectly legal too. i hate these people so fucking much
>>222141837this only works if you are already high value or radiating chad vibes and are attractivefor the average 4chan incel this wont work
>>222141843You must be a very low quality person. Work on yourself.
>>222141843>want nothing to do with meTo be honest with that attitude I wouldn't either. Bet you look also super ugly and creepy with all those negative thoughts showing up on your expression all the time
>>222141787You're pretty clearly unwell if all you want is to see others suffer. What happened in your life to make you feel that way?
>>222141864>>222141866classic normie response. dont you have something interesting to say? wheres that heckin awesome personality of yours? all i see is witless venom and hate.
>>222141856basedfuck normgroids
>>222141860>for the average 4chan incel this wont workFor the average 4chan incel/chud, literally nothing works because their entire mentality is backwards. They're broken people who refuse to fix themselves.
>>222141875other people made my life more difficult, so i just turned around and did the same. its not hard to understand
>>222141893say something interesting, you are like a parrot. do normies have original ideas?
>>222141897In what specific way have other people made your life more difficult? Which people specifically?
>>222141515Not bad. Don't have any friends but who needs them? Haven't met anybody irl who has the same interests as me, so why would it be any different on normie platforms? >>222141613>>222141562>>222141849Thank god, I'm already engaged. That sounds like a nightmare.
>>222141914im tired of hashing this out, no i wont explain my heckin villain backstory, thats not how life works dipshit, bad experiences happen and they become too overwhelming, thats it. other people dont need or really have reason for what they do, why would i need them? its just stories.
>>222139574Not entirely unbelievable if you actually go outside and talk to women. A lot of hot girls are dating guys who are average at best.
>>222141947You just sound really delicate desu. You should feel embarrassed that your life has come to this.
>>222141976you sound like you a disingenuous asshole who is not very clever, upset that im not giving you ammo? lol
>>222139574Why is this imageboard so, dare I say it, obsessed with this film
>>222141669>highschoolHighschool was easily the most miserable time of my life. Was subject to bullying and never left the house because of that and just spent time playing vidya and feeling inadequate and lonelyIt's only after finishing school that I was able to turn myself around a bit, go outside, meet people, make friends who in turn introduced me to new people and so on If you are so fixated on highschool like you seem to be, likely because it was the last time you were in any kind of controlled environment and people were forced to deal with you, it honestly may just be all your fault you are the way you areYou are not owed love or even anything above the most base polite tolerance of your existence. Earn your place or perish
>>222142073so where did you go to meet people how did you make friends
>>222142073>how i learned to stop worrying and love my abuselol, you deserved what you went through in highschool, too bad it didnt give you perspective or a sense of humour. you just became one of them
>>222140136>I snatched her when she was 17 and I was already 30+you're a huge loser who can only manipulate emotionally-stunted and immature "women", lol>inb4 "stfu roastie/foid"nah, I'm right and you're a huge loser
>>222142101The pub mostly, just dudes thoI met and meet women on social events like arts and craft or art exhibit that I find out through, you guessed it, instagram>>222142106>you deserved what you went through in highschoolI wholeheartedly agree. I would have bullied myself too in retrospect
>>222142153>I wholeheartedly agree. I would have bullied myself too in retrospectholy shit i guessed your character completely. thats sad. you didnt deserve it. no one deserves that shit. you just want to feel in control of a situation you had no control over. you really need some ideas of your own. you are not better than me, no matter how much you try to convince yourself otherwise.
>>222142195Nobody is coming to save you. Nobody should even be expected to. You are the only person who will be there for you for the rest of your life
>>222142153so you just go by yourself to art exhibits and see women in a group and go up to them and say "hey I'm anon how's it going have you seen obsession?"
>>222142224lol you got bullied into being a grindset loser. you could prove yourself wrong by helping someone else out, but it would crush your weak worldview>bring a horse to water blah blah blahyou can literally save people, its not impossible.
>>222142145>is a REAL women too much for you to handle?Kek reddit is the other way
>>222140136t. Mikey Saber
>>222142227Doesn't it make more sense to use the thing you both there for as a conversation starter? Also there are way more lonely women at this kind of events trying to meet people than you think Last week I went to a bar that had a laboratory where you'd paint your beer mug, exchanged contact with a girl who was at the table with me doing that after having some small talk and sharing a laugh about the activity, and yesterday we went to a kintugi event since we now have this kind of stuff in common between usI am not going to have sex with her ever, but i did meet someone and now I have a friend to hang out with
>>222142275posts from reddit
>>222142101Nta but the problem with you 'how do I make friends wahh I'm so lonely' anons is you're selfish: you only want friends so you aren't alone, not because you want to form any meaningful bond with someone else. You place yourself at the center and no one wants to be friends with someone like that. Friendship is a two way street, the friend is a real person, not just someone who exists so you aren't alone. Learn the difference.
>>222141498no, I don't trust proprietary platforms
>>222142279No, he's posting on 4chan
>>222142285>You place yourself at the center and no one wants to be friends with someone like that.lol unironically touch grass. thats how 90% of normies are and they do just fine.
>>222142299can i get a gold, kind stranger?
>>222142300'Normies', if I understand what you mean by that, aren't as self centered as you think.
>>222142285if that's the case then isn't it the same with normies? they only want friends so they don't feel weird or want to get laughed at for going to the theatre alone? they only want friends to avoid the social stigma of being alone, when covid happened they all cried and some even killed themselves because they're so selfish they only want friends so they aren't alone
>>222142310No, because we're on 4chan
>>222142145>teenager>emotionally stunted>also pre-menopausal woman>matureHe's obviously making shit up, but i doubt that you are larping as a retard.
>>222142275yeah that makes more sense but I'm a sperg so I don't know how to initiate conversationhow did you get started talking to that girl at the bardid you just sit by yourself at the pub and wait for lads to come up?
>>222142316>puts others down>"actually, im not a bad guy, and other people arent either! we are all hecking nice!">holy shit he actually fell for it LMAOnormies are so predictable. you are all pieces of shit.
>>222142318>they only want friends so they don't feel weirdNo I think they just enjoy each other's company and are happy to share the good moments in life with people they feel esteem a d affection for
>>222142316>'Normies', if I understand what you mean by that, aren't as self centered as you think.LOL
>>222142338It's normalfags or normgroids or normalniggers, moron.
>>222142339gonna spoil it for you, he is neurotypical, he is not dealing with nearly as bad of a hand as he thinks, and is a massive crybaby who thinks hes had it hard when he hasnt, and that hes the hero of his own story but simultaneously down to earth and le based. nothing he says will be applicable to your situation, his advice will be self righteous and generic
>>222142339You probably aren't as big of a sperg as you think you are. And some women find that endearing. You just need a little polish and to flex your social muscles more, being social isn't something that happens overnight, you have to build up to it. You don't just jump off the couch and paint a natural mountain landscape, it takes practice. I think anons like you put too much pressure on yourself.
>>222142394no, he is. he cant even logic his way into how it would work. normies hate shit like that. dont be an asshole just cause you want to see autists fail, doesnt it get boring after a while?
>>222142339>how did you get started talking to that girl at the barThe glass painting one? Just talked about what we were doing, there is no script. Some corny cliché shit like "what are you painting on yours? Have you done this before? Are you into this kind of stuff? This is harder than it looks isn't it lol?"Maybe whe will reciprocate the small talk and you will go on to engaging an actual conversation by sharing stuff, maybe she will be indifferent to you and just politely nod and not give you rope to keep talking to her. Which never stops being disappointing but it's not the end of the world and worst case scenario you go home with a shoddily painted glass>did you just sit by yourself at the pub and wait for lads to come up?Sports ball events are and easy shortcut to male cameratism. You start off commenting the match and get a feel of each other and see if you are a good time. Paying a round of beer will get you lots of points
>>222142364>>222142403>>222142341We can recognize your posting pattern, we get it: you're depressed irl and want other to feel the same, but if you weren't also a marcissist you'd see most people want to and believe they can improve themselves.
>>222142420you sound fat ngl
>>222142275What's the point in talking to women if you don't get to fuck them?
>>222142436As a sex haver, it's overrated.
>>222142428ok and? im not depressed and yes, people cannot improoove themselves the way you think. i know better and have better advice. cope all you want but im right and youre wrong.
>>222139574Social media isnt real
>>222142436idk I just wish they all got murdered by Jamal
>>222142430Lmfao does it anger you that people don’t have as many issues socializing as you do?
>>222142467yes it does? you dont have very high eq if it took this long to figure that out. you are not as clever as you think.
>>222142430I lost 15 pounds over the course of last year but I should be more care ful with my beer gut yeah>>222142436Honestly i just enjoy their company more. With guys interactions always come with a veneer of bravado that gets tiring and the ones that I esteem the most I inevitably end up seeing them as rivals in a way. With girls this kind of dynamics never come up. They also tend to have more artistic interests while guys only care about vidya and sports which I am not that much into
>>222142436>he'd rather hang out with guysSounds kinda gay ngl
Director is a spineless coward for giving in to the unhinged social media interpretation and retroactively claiming the one wish willow isn't cursed or a monkey's paw and actually bear is just evil.It's blatantly obvious that the thing is cursed from the start.>nono she's not possessed, she's just OBSESSED! Like the movie title, get it?! It's totally normal for obsessed people to switch personalities in the blink of an eye and go back to not being obsessed for a few seconds, then switch back into their obsessed selves!>Forget the part about her face and voice distorting into inhuman forms and the soulless customer service guy telling bear he has to kill himself then patching him over to nicki screaming in hellish agony and the guy at the store behaving the exact same way>And that scene with her pissing on the carpet was totally original and not at all a blatant nod to an iconic possession movie that defined the genre>no no, bear is just evil, like seriously bro, who wouldn't immediately assume that some bullshit that looks like a kid's toy, sold at a regular store would have reality altering magical abilities? He should've known better than to wish for love, that sick bastard! CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!God, the discourse around this movie is fucking embarassing. I swear it was teeneage girls perpetuating this shit then brainless npc social media addicts started blindly parroting it even before watching the movie themselves, in order to be "on the correct side" of the discussion, much like the coward director himself.This was a good movie, but he retroactively ruined it by not standing by the obvious vision.
>>222141181notmalfag posts like these would have gotten laughed out of euch threada 20 years ago
>>222142436Sounds like me when I was still a virgin. Turns out the only reason any guy talks to women is the off chance that they'll have sex with them later.
>>222141231>Why would I lieExactly, that's what makes it so embarrassing. You're larping without any of the benefits, just the love of the game.
>>222141805Are you financially secure? Maybe she meant that that's all they are and therefore she can't even entertain the idea of a future with any of them. Even with just sleeping around girls prefer their partners to be eligible providers.
>>222139677this is the thing I see all the time, the woman's page will be solely about her and thirst traps and selfies and not one hint she has a boyfriend/husbandthen her boyfriend/husbands page will have a fraction of the followers and likes and his profile pic will be him and the woman being in a relationship with someone like this is basically cuckoldry and I always feel fucking bad for these guys and cringe when I see it, my girlfriend has private social media with less than 100 followers and she's a hot latina
>>222139574Movie should have been a comedy where the guy says he wished Taylor Swift fell in love with him
>>222141849if you aren't able to get a woman's number right off the bat she was never going to fuck you, you failed to seal the deal of the first impression. giving you her instagram handle means she's just going to add you to her rotation of beta simp orbiters and farm you for likes and attention, nothing else
>>222139635Just imagine 2k men in a conga line ready to fuck her.
>>222142802you said it, he's a fucking coward who caved to pressure. he knows he owes the success of the film to the same people who will crucify anyone who says bear wasn't the villain. it's fucking normie slop and I can't wait for it to be forgotten for the next plate of normie slop
>>222143201Granted. But it's the 9 inches tall furry abomination Taylor Swift from the Cats movie.
>>222143266Make it 9 feet tall and we have a deal
>>222143231just imagine 2000 men disqualifying themselves by giving her free attention
>>222141498They want your socials so they can stalk you, stare at your photos and seek out your imperfections, stalk your following lists. So in that sense, if your life is squared away and looks fun enough to advertise like a portfolio its a boon, if your life sucks having social media detracts from you
>>222139574the most i've gotten a post was to like 2.7m likes
>>222143279That would be too good for a monkey paw, wouldn't it?
>>222141679Every girl between 16 and 29 is a microcelebrity in their hometown as well as various European countries they solo traveled to "find themselves" in. This is just how things are now.
>>222141498>Is Instagram really that important in today's world?I hope not, just got out of a long-term relationship and feel physically ill knowing I have no social media and no real chance of meeting women since I'm done with school and don't go out on weekends. It's probably unironically over for me, but I've somewhat accepted it at this point.
>>222143552I know how you feel, but I urge you not to give up because trust me, it gets so much worse the more time you spend not doing anything.
>>222142871There's quite literally no other reason to talk to women. They have no hobbies or interests besides scrolling Tiktok and getting drunk. At best they're boring and at worst they so obnoxious that they make you want to slap the shit out of them. There's no reason to act like you've never had these thoughts. Sit and listen to some bitch run her mouth long enough and you will be overwhelmed with a primal urge to silence her one way or another. This is simple human nature and as dumb as they are, females understand this.They will annoy you on purpose to provoke a reaction that results in them being bred. That is what their ovaries tell them to do.
Jesus christ life must be so incredibly gay for zoomers. I thought it sucked when myspace was a thing and people expected you to have one.
>>222143794everyone is completely squared away in their public persona but just terrible behind closed doors. social media hasnt even helped with a "vetting process," its just another excuse to ostracize autists and promote sociopaths.
>>222143729>They have no hobbies or interests besides scrolling Tiktok and getting drunk. Seems like you hang out with very boring women>Sit and listen to some bitch run her mouth long enough and you will be overwhelmed with a primal urge to silence her one way or anotherI find them super cute when they talk about stuff they are passionate about. Like a little kid telling you about their favorite game to play or cartoon show. Sure it may be inane, but ain't they just cute as a button as they run their mouth about their little special interest?
>>222141749Imagine making excuses for the situation humanity is inYou must be a low value woman
>>222141787Based and valid
>>222141822>>222141864>>222141875>>222141893>>222141914>>222141976when women have no advice because they are given everything in life and still somehow act entitled
>>222142341Based
>>222144065We all know you want to fuck children.
>>222143729Based as fuck>>222143938This
>>222143938I don't know why anybody can't see that modern society was designed to make you stupid and detritmentally loyal to capitalism It took years for psychology to establish WHY social media is bad for human health and culture. Aside from the fact that it's not rocket science to understand this shit is bad for cognition, people ALSO just don't care. Many humans aren't even aware of their own thoughts, and can't actively conjure images or dialogues with themself internally. Honestly it's angering that humans are somewhat depicted as valorous, stalwart, honorable, and etc. I have only really encountered humans who are just trying to remain alive no matter what they have to do. That's fine, but only being willing to live or die for oneself is what animals do. It's not what truly intelligent creatures do.
>>222139677>wife Instagram is actually the daughter's Instagram >husband's Instagram is dad jokes
>>222139654Lovecraftian even
>>222144399By American standards I do but that's beside the point
>>222139574plenty of uggos have even more likes, you know how to tell if someone is beautiful? look at actresses that are taught to be beautiful worldwide, is there any one that looks like you? yes? there you go
>>222139574How is a nice guy supposed to compete with 2k "likes" on a random insta post? No wonder bear resorted to witchcraft
>>222140136>guys are really pathetic for unfollowing a girl as soon as she is taken lol but luckily I raised her good and she loves me more than her e-penisi see this a lot, people give asia shit for doing this to "idols and their groups" but its prevalent in the west from instagram to streaming they think they have a shot even when not interacting with the woman its weird
>>222144594No that is the entire point. The only 'men' that are interested in having girls as friends are discord kitten groomers like yourself.
>>222144748>have a crush on girl so you follow her social networks>she gets a bf so now you have to see her being happy with someone elseEven if you did not believe you actually had a chance, why would someone subject himself to that torture. Better to just unfollow and move on