King Aerys the Wise editionPrevious: >>222158232
>>222162106a sane king in a mad world
name a single decent Dornishwomanyou can't
>>222162197Tyene Sand
>call out Martells for being the subhuman scum they are>constantly tell your heir he’s a pussy and his wife is a Dornish whore that smells >gift Robert Baratheon a box of splinters as a model of his parents ship >rapes his cunt wife for being a cunt Most based Targ that ever lived
>>222162228>going to poison Myrcellalol
>redditors when characters who had no characterization are now characterized
>>222162229Rape isn’t based.
>>222162245She won't. Her uncle tard wrangled all the girls
>>222162250I'm tired of George's nihilistic slop, anon. Decent people are allowed to exist.
>>222162197elia martelli killed her childrenthen i raped herthen i smashed her head IN LIKE THIS
dornoids are now exposed
>>222162250I was on board until the Rhaegar wank on the Trident
>>222162269Like Ned and Jon, histories greatest heroes.
>>222162197Allyria Dayne
>>222162269>Rhaella went from purehearted battered housewife to evil shrew because she said mean thingpeak redditor moralizing on display right there
So was Lewyn in cahoots with Elia or not or did he just murder Darry on a whim?
he would have solved the dornish question
>>222162367abusing the child that characters in the story was insistent she was actually trying to protect from his lunatic father is beyond saying mean thing, but you're just a baiting third worlder, so why should I bother explaining?
>>222162399His wife was a Tyroshi, not even from Westeros
Ser Gregor the Good on his way to protect the realm from vile Dornish perfidy.
>>222162399His kids are mongrels lmao based bloodraven the mutt slayer
where is needles
is it true the play pretty much confirms mad queen Dany is canonspoonfeed me please
>>222162412>>222162432he wanted to marry his sister to be fair, they just wouldnt let him
>>222162468That’s just a rumour and probably ad hoc romanticisation
>>222162449How about you find the link to the leaks and read everything yourself
>>222162402>abusing the childThat doesn't happen in the playNot only are you a faggy redditor moralizer, you're moralizing about shit that never happened
>>222162352was about to suggest her myself
>>222162197Yronwood girls are proper and decent
>>222162399That's a really shitty picture of him. (Check'd).
Are you £100-150 tickets common for play like this? NGL I thought they would be more expensive
>>222162422pfeh. in this world Clegane would have dodged prosecution for his crimes by fleeing to Israel
>>222162571No
>>222162449dany is an abomination cursed by her mother
>>222162571>Are you £100-150 tickets common for play like this?it's whatever the market'll bear bruh.
>>222162598>her motherBROTHERFUCKER! I'M A TARGARYEN, SUCK ME OFF!
THE TIDE
>Rhaegar > Robert > The Mountain and OberynThis is 9/11 for powerscalers
post cat
>>222162655I SAID 'SUCK ME OFF!'
daemon blackfyre had a dragon dream and got distracted, thats the only reason cuckraven could kill him
>>222162686
>>222162684Darkstar >Rhaegar > Robert > The Mountain and Oberyn
Why did it take so long for the Targshits to realize that the dragons were becoming smaller and smaller?
>>222162700I mean his son getting arrowed in front of him, and then his other son picking up Blackfyre to make a final stand, is pretty distracting enough
Why is everyone freaking out? Did fatman actaully write something new?
>>222162197I don't think there's a single dornishwoman that has appeared as more than a name that isn't a bisexual whore now. Allyria Dayne would be the only one we can't 100% say is a slut, but based on Ashara we can't be certain
>>222162722It didn't take long at all, it happened in the span of like 10 years after the dance
>>222162723>his other son picking up Blackfyre to make a final stand,always thought that was pretty funny t b h what did the kid imagine was gonna happen?
>>222162655>stannis brute forcing his PTSD and becoming a great naval commander despite watching his parents die at seaSTANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>222162745But why didn't they try to solve this problem for future dragons?
>>222162774Aegon III fucking hated dragon and was happy to see them gone
>>222162197ashara dayne (the play is NOT canon)
>>222162767good news stanny your folks are home!
>>222162823Her being in a polycule with Elia is 50/50 but Brandon + Ashara is 100% canon and you have to deal with it. Ned + Ashara doesn't explain why she killed herself, her suicide makes sense only if she lost literally everything
>>222162823anon... even in the books BrandonxAshara is heavily hinted
>>222162807And the Hightowers were happy to do their part in destroying the dragons.
TAOOBA
>>222162855>Ned + Ashara doesn't explain why she killed herselfHe got married to another woman and killer her brother...
>>222162875The hightowers weren't even there anymore, not after Unwin decided to end the matter... permanently.But yeah, not a single noble after the dance was pro dragons, understandably so, so the court was very happy about it
>>222162897and she lost their baby or maybe had a baby and didnt want to raise it as a bastard. its much better than "well she was this slut sleeping with everyone and then she killed herself because everyone died".
>>222162946>well she was this slut sleeping with everyoneBrandon + Ashara doesn't mean she was sleeping with everyone, I agree that might be play only canon
when's alt shit x gonna talk about the fucking play already
when you insult Dorne you insult all of Spainremember that
>>222162774How exactly? Some bogus mages from essos?
aaaggghhh....
>>222163042Has he seen it? He shouldn't make videos based on vague twitter comments
>>222163062Dornish girls are pure maiden when compared to the average spanish slut
>>222163062spaniards are just catholic nafris
>>222163066aerodynamic incel side view
>>222163091and even show dornwhores are less rabid than tamest spanish femnazoid
I do genuinely think GRRM hates women on some level, even if he would never admit it to himself
>>222163066>cole got killed by arrows>daemon blackfyre got killed by arrowscoincidence? dont think so
>>222163067he said he would but then i think he also said something about it being cancelled or delayed can't rememberi just want to hear about the details of the play like the actors' lines or what it looked like lmao
>>222162106At what precise moment did HOTD go full men bad, women good?
>>222163066>OH N-
SmellyDornishWhore
>>222163203s1e1
>>222162891THAT'S TAOOBA!
>>222163226You can just say Dornish, anon.
>Little did little Jaime know that behind the door he was guarding Aerys was being raped and abused by his even crazier wife
I need cock in my butt
I wish Rhaenys was in the same room with Elia so Gregor would have raped them both.
>>222163408t. Arthur "Ass Sore in the Morning" Dayne, the strongest dornishman in history
>>222163408Arthur...
I hate how everything revolves around sex/rape/violent sex/rape/anal sex for GRRMit's so cheap and lowbrow
>>222163436just like your mother, haha
>>222163408Get off of /tv/, Arthur
>>222163250Lies.
The play having no rapes makes me question how canon it is
And for the new master of whores I name...
>>222163575The king Robert Baratheon
>>222163575Lord Stannis Baratheon!
>>222163436thats how people like him view the middle ages, or really any time period before the second half of the 20th century when western people discovered morality
>>222163575Hot Pie!
>>222163588nah hes too much of a chud incel for it
>>222163602>chuds think sex didn't exist in the middle ages
>>222163575Still gatehouse Ami.
no, bobby would not lose a duel with some cringe twink princeling
>>222163766What songs are there about Criston?
>>222163066>died clutching alicents worn panties what were they thinking including that in the scene
Rhaegar and Aerys’ breeding competition
Just jerked off to a Walder Catelyn fanfic
best storylines >aegon and larys cripplebullying every poor schmuck they come across >aemond and the witchy woman uneven storyline >alicent’s sonworst storylines>gold cloaks>alicent and the dope >supposedly smart brown advisor woman >daemon>sue ellen mitzkee’s daughter >sheepstealer’s autistic ass >his rider’s autistic ass >rest of the gold hair crew
Did GRRM watch the play?
Someone make an asoiaf version of this
>>222163911Yes. He said it was difficult to get immersed but he otherwise loved it.
>>222163935Where did he say this? He only said he would attend the play when it was announced
>>222163761>cringe twink princelingcool it with the anti-aemond remarks
>>222163950I made it up.
>>222163884aegon, larys, and tyland scenes are the only thing entertaining left in the showthe alicent and rheanera scenes are just same copypaste repeating bullshit, same goes for corlys and his BBCcoded son alyn, just same scene repeating again and again
>>222163881link?
>>222163766>last panelI saw some arguments that Barbrey was lying about fucking Brandon Stark before marrying Dustin but it's clear after the play that he would 100% have done it.
>>222164011https://archiveofourown.org/works/43016352
>>222162269There are a bunch of decent people in AOIAF.
>>222164027>I saw some arguments that Barbrey was lying about fucking Brandon Stark before marrying DustinWhy would she lie about fucking some dead guy 20 years ago? Bizarre cope lol
>>222164027Yjw that he didn't mean any word he said when he told her she was the one and he only married catelyn out of duty
>>222163881sounds gay
>>222164087You too.
>>222164049ty
>>222164049Is catelyn supposed to be a milf?
>>222164145Yeah. Cersei is implied to be hotter but Catelyn is no slouch.
Now that the dust has settled, WHY were the washerwomen shrinking her clothes?
>>222164228she was getting fat
>>222164246Conspiracy theory, take your milk of the poppy.
>>222164228The rape dwarf hiding in the walls told them he would rape them if they didn't
I too just jerked off to a Walder Catelyn fanfic
>>222164382ok, petyr
How many fucking cocks did you suck you little Dornish whore
>>222164260>milk of the poppywhat even is this? Was it a real life medicine?
>>222164260They were shrinking her clothes but it's absolutely true she was also getting fat.
Do you think they will still be friends after Helaena makes the leap?
>>222164498Opium was made from poppy plants.
>>222164500God i want bbw pawg Cersei
>>222164524i hated rhenyra before but now i despise this dumb girlboss cuntplease cleave that whore from crown to cunt
Criston>Joffrey>BeesburyDaemon>Unnamed messenger>Rhea Royce>Jaehaerys (Ordered)>Uncounted Bracken civilians (Ordered)>Unnamed servant>Unnamed shepherdAm I forgetting anything?
>>222164397
I also jerked off to the Walder Catelyn fanfic
>>222164611crabfeeder
rape
>>222164735
test
>>222164744was that a berserk reference?
>>222163066The CHADEST, thot patroller, faggot basher, tranny destroyerSER.CRISTON.COLE.
>>222162394That's retarded. Metal combs are uncomfortable to use.
THE RATCATCHERS
>>222164762we needed more scens of him fighting through out the series. not just a 1v20 right before his death
>>222164799>villain is evil because...he wants to hook his bro up with prime teen pussy
>>222162736We will never know how much of the Shakespeare company play is actually based on gurrm's clipnotes vs just fanfiction.
>>222164524Can't believe we didn't get their sex scene before the falling out.Hack show can't even do one thing right.
>>222162736>Did fatman actaully write something new?HA!Of course not, he gave a bunch of notes about the Harenhal tourney and Robert's rebellion and the play writers went HAM with the rest.
>>222163066
>>222162897>He got married to another womanshe doesn't care. Dornish whores like being paramours.
young rhaenicent making out in harrenhal flashback confirmed
>>222163575Ashara Dayne
>>222162229>>gift Robert Baratheon a box of splinters as a model of his parents shipDid this really happen, or are you shitposting?
>>222164914If only...
>>222164821Maybe they'll have trauma sex after Helaena kills herself. Or maybe kiss before Aegon kill Rhaenyra at least.
>>222162571>opening night is after a week of performancesAre theater-nerds retarded in addition to gay?
>>222164762All hail The Kingmakerroasties and trannies keep seething at him on the normie media
Aight guys, winds 2027, right?
>>222164955God, imagine what full on movies we can make once we have better ai ...
>>222164762was really nice of those soldiers to come at him 1 by 1
>>222165046surethe unfinished rough draft will be released after hes dead
>>222163813its was a handkerchief not panties
>>222164762Colechads unite
swarthy dornoid SCUM status?
>>222165138filled with cum
>>222165162the only thing those dirty, treacherous '''people''' deserve
>>222165046YepShe-Wolves of Winterfell this year
>>222163198>he said he would but then i think he also said something about it being cancelled or delayed can't rememberYeah, the Mad King play got surprise canceled at first. Truly a Gurrm work.https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/27/theater/game-of-thrones-mad-king-royal-shakespeare-cancellations.html
>>222163203>At what precise moment did HOTD go full men bad, women good?After King Viserys died.
>>222162767Stannis brute forcing his PTSD feels incredibly on brand for him.>*grinds teeth* “My brother needed me to command the fleet, so I did.”
>Elia Martell! I killed her children! Then I raped her! Then I smashed her head in like this!
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222165448stop posting this jeeta
>>222165448Once again, the Donrish do not have Injun blood. They're Iberians with a hint of Moor
>>222165448>>222165494KYS YOU DISGUSTING, SWARTHY, UGLY SUBHUMAN DORNOID FREAKS
Literally every Dornish woman has taken a big black cock btw
>>222165494>we are white saar! not one drop of rhoynar blood!
>When she saw a trader from the Summer Islands, she declared that she might want to marry him as well.what the fuck george
>>222165593Hot
>>222165593george is BBC baiting
>>222165593>>222165658dornish women vs targaryen women, now thats a real slut-off
most evi foid in westeros
A half-Dornish, half-Targaryen bastard girl. Now that would the biggest slut of the Seven Kingdoms have ever seen
>>222162722But the real question is, why?
>Preyed on a low functioning autism because her schizo Dreams told her she needed his seed to birth the savior of the world and because the idea of being a common housewife was both boring and horrorific. She wanted to add some spice in her life>Escaped from her family and promised groom knowing well it would had caused a continental war, didnt cared>Caused her dad and brother to be killed for her action, goes even more schizo and claims it was all for the greter good of the world to cope>Sent Rhaegar to die because her foid brain wanted her choosen man to prove being an alpha by killing in duel the man she dumped for him >Regret all only moments before dying and asked his brother to stain his honor and reputation by claiming her bastard was actually his bastard >Also asked him to never reveal her bastard his true origins because even her was now ashamed of all the madness and stupidità that leaded to his birthI cannot possibility think of a people more stupid and egoistic of Lyanna Stark in the whole ASOIAF world. Cersei maybe comes close
>Actually Rhaegar was winning when he had a schizo dream that lad him lose>Actually plunging the realm into total war wasn't Rhaegars idea, it was Lyanna's >Actually Elia was happy about her husband abandoning the family and leaving her alone with young kidsDid JonCon write this fanfic?
>>222164762>thot patrollerbut he was a thot himself? fucker couldn't keep it in his pants despite swearing to do so. twice.
Feels like they had alys kill the stable boy as a gotcha. Like.. oh you complained about rhaenerya killing a rando for her gay husband to escape and shes a bad guy because of it, but you will give alys a pass for killing an innocent?Alys killing that boy made no sense, aemond could have handled it or she could have just tried to spare him somehow else.Does she do that in the book?
>>222164955stupid AI making super sexy bodies
>>222166043He was raped by Rhaenyra
>>222166066Kwab
>>222165046kekthat The Dragon Demands youtuber guy said it would be released before the theater play and the many delays only made him double and triple down
>>222165825She was the wife of the good guy destined hero who was killed tho?
>>222166043He only fucked two people
>>222166043hes the rhaegar of his era, all kinds of women and men fall in love with him
>>222166050It was a trust building moment
>>222165446everything could've been fixed if Cersei marroed Rhaegar
SHEEPSTEALER NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>222166078>wifesaltwife perhaps. slut is more likely.
>>222166089She already was trusted by him lmaoshe could have killed him after he was stabbed.him saying "you could have killed me" after she killed the stable boy is awful writing.>whoa you have a dagger??? damn I coulda got got!
>>222166050>Does she do that in the book?no
>>222166110They stated fucking immediately after anon, it's pretty easy to understand
>>222166120they started fucking after she showed him 5 dragon eggstry to follow the show next timeits not hard;)
>>222166050>you could have killed me and claimed rhaenyra's bounty>there are alot of things i could have done to youshes basically saying she could have raped him. its all about rape
>>222166132It's all the same scene retard anon
>>222166161No its not retardlmao
RIGHTEOUSAND GLORIOUS
Remember when Alys pulls the dragon eggs out from the hay in the horse stable and says they've been under horse shit for 100 years
>>222166050>oh you complained about rhaenerya killing a rando for her gay husband to escape this is also showshit only. Laenor dies in the book.
>>222166104>SHEEPSTEALERwas she talking about herself?
>>222166183Why does his dragon unbond in the show?Do dragons hate faggots or something?
>>222166171Literally mongo kek
>>222166193He died offscreen of unknown causes, masterb8r.
Lads I haven’t read a book since high school and I think even I could have written a better F&B adaptation than HOTD.
>>222166206Yeah but you havent factored in the agenda you must write in and around
>>222162106kek, the dog shit non canon play can even change his story between performances.
He comes....
>>222162229Rape is based.
>>222166193Because the dumbfucks in charge keep changing shit and getting these butterfly effects. In this case they wanted to whitewash Rhaenyra and make her not responsible for Laenor. Only he’s supposed to be dead and his half brother is supposed to take his dragon so “lol he can’t row as good as Gendry so his boat must have sunk and he died offscreen”
>>222166050Alys is using the same tactic on Aemond that Margaery used on Joffrey and that Northern psycho chick used on Ramsay.
Blacks are evil
>>222166202Him dying like a week later mysteriously is intriguing but I wish the characters would have acknowledged it like... that was a waste of time, rip
>>222166078>WifeNone in the Play infos prove they married. Jon is still a bastard AFAWK
>>222166193because CONdal is a hack
>>222166245Never understood why retards were so pissy about Gendey getting written off
>>222166255I know its supposed to show that shes ride or die for blue eye, it just felt forced and unncessary is all. The saving his life and showing him the eggs already does enough.
>>222166234that's gurm revealing what happened without revealing what happened. most of the important shit like Lyanna and Elia being friends and pushing Rhaegar to rebel and Ashara being a whore and liking Brandon is canon
>>222166262people said the same about the GOT showrunners but here we are yet again. george is at fault the most not having complete control
>>222166259why didn't he invite the lads to the Red Keep?
>>222166323>NO YOU CANT DO THAT>THEY CAN STAB YOU INSIDE THE KEEP AS WELL
>>222166321DnD were jews. guess the ethnicity of CONdal. you have one chance.yes, gurm is at fault for falling for their tricks.
>>222162106>Lyanna Stark, when we see her in The Mad King, is in her teens, about 16.and another bullshit that make the play not canon
>>222165593Saera was a turbowhore who wanted to fuck everything with a dick
I still haven't heard all the spoilers but I'm not exactly sure what people aren't liking about the play. They're mad that Lyanna eloped with Rhaegar willingly and the rebellion was just a misunderstanding caused by the Mad King having a schizophrenic meltdown and murdering the Starks for sensibly asking what the fuck happened to their daughter/sister because Rhaegar hadn't explained it to anyone beforehand? Didn't we already know that? What exactly is the big change here?
>george rr martin designs a character that is generous and empathetic but lacks a solid moral foundation, their appeal to the reader has a distinct purpose within a character arc.>dnd can only see the surface level of the character and begin and end at them being a deeply feeling, tragic soul.
>>222166354of course they won't cast a 14 year old or younger. idk if you're shitposting desu.
> /got/hotd/dunk/mad king
>>222166234and there are anons who insist this shit was written by grrm
>>222166369>Rhaegar was beating Bobby when he had a schizo dream>Lyanna caused the war more than Rhaegar>Elia was happy about getting dumped extremely publicly
poppa bear?
>>222166347fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, you cant fool me twice
The One True King Ulf Whitefyre
>>222166369>the rebellion was just a misunderstanding caused by the Mad King having a schizophrenic meltdownlollmaoAerys was right and they were out to get him. the "kidnapping" might have been a calculated move by the evil bitch Lyanna because Elia was pushing Rhaegar to rebel and she was friends with Lyanna. Lyanna spoke to Rhaegar in schizo dreams.idk what people don't like about the play. it makes senss and Preston already figured out parts of the newly revealed info such as Ashara not liking Ned and liking Brandon instead because she's a Dornish whore. Lyanna being a wild bitch would be the one pushing Rhaegar to "kidnap" her and Elia being totally cool with Rhaegar fucking another woman since she's Dornish and cool with paramours and shit.
I'll give a pass with Lyanna being a warg, what with all the half horse shit she has going on, but a greenseer too? That's just bullshit
>>222166360So was Lyanna Stark, it seems, if these reports of unrepentant Rhaegarglazing ring true
>>222166398he gave them the big reveals and they make sense
>>222166401>Rhaegar was beating Bobby when he had a schizo dreamYeah that sounds pretty retarded>Lyanna caused the war more than RhaegarHow so? Did she like tell him not to explain anything to anyone or something?>Elia was happy about getting dumped extremely publiclyI guess this depends on context, since it's clear in the books that it was a loveless arranged marriage neither had a say in or wanted. It's hard to blame people stuck in such a miserable situation for wanting out, but again that really depends on if it's written/portrayed well.
>>222166234Oh so it was a Cursed Child situation after all.
>>222166446>Aerys was right and they were out to get him.He'd been thinking this way since the defiance and while it was kinda true (moreso him being a gigantic prick caused people to already hate him) he was a retard with tywin
>>222166470>arranged marriage neither had a say in or wantedArranged marriage is a fixture of their society, at the minimum their rejection of it is offensive to the gods
good thing Ned was able to grow up in the Vale with Jon and Bobby B, instead of his fuckass siblings
>>222166470>How so?She was pushing the prophecy more than Rhaegar>I guess this depends on contextNot really, loveless or not your husband leaving your family for a 14 year old and causing a huge war is not something anybody should be happy about
>>222166401>>Rhaegar was beating Bobby when he had a schizo dreamthis is a nothingburger. might've been added by the playwrights. but then again, why does Robert still seethes endlessly and dreams about killing Rhaegar? it is a plausible addition in this regard.but i don't think we ever saw characters having visions while wide awake so it still might be an addition.
>>222164943It's from the new play.
>>222166511WHY THE FUCK IS /tv/ POSTING ABOUT SOME /lgbt/ SPINOFF SHITBrutal parentmog, tho.
>>222162229>rapes his wifeoxymoron
What does the play say about the Harrenhal conspiracy that wanted to crown Rhaegar? Who is implicated in it? Why did it fail?
>>222166489>>He'd been thinking this way since the defiance >>it was kinda true it was totally true. >Most of the small council were with the Hand outside Duskendale at this juncture, and several of them argued against Lord Tywin’s plan on the grounds that such an attack would almost certainly goad Lord Darklyn into putting King Aerys to death. “He may or he may not,” Tywin Lannister reportedly replied, “but if he does, we have a better king right here.” Whereupon he raised a hand to indicate Prince Rhaegar.>>he was a retard with tywinwe don't know what Tywin has been doing to him since the chapter in the AWOIAF book about Aerys is written by Pycelle.
When I was pointing out the Aerys slander people laughed at me. I was proven right...
>>222166354everyone knows its not canon we are just having some fun lol relax dude!
>>222164943i bet the (((maesters))) were behind it
>>222166537>Why did it fail?Aerys II The Chad called him out and offered his neck and Cuckgar scuttled off
>>222162106it's Duncan Macmillan who choose to extend the play beyond harrenhal
Ain't no way yall niggas is watchin' playz
Elia being fone with Rhaegar cheating on her is weird and kina goes against the whole "Rheagar kidnapping Lyanna was a spur of the moment decision"
>>222166545i was agreeing with you>>222166546the big reveals are canon
>>222166566pic rel
>>222166537>Who is implicated in it? Rhaegar, Elia, Lyanna and a bunch of small houses.>Why did it fail?because Aerys attended it himself?
thank you gurm for vindicating my hate for those dornish scum and showing everyone that none of them are innocent and deserve to be exterminated like the roaches they are
>>222166572we're just reading the spoilers on xitter>>222166574Elia is Dornish. they're totally fine with paramours so it makes perfect sense.
>>222166189
>>222166611*hides in a cave*
>>222166613>Elia is Dornish. they're totally fine with paramoursI doubt Baelor's and Maekar's mom was keen to share
>for years people insult and hate on Rhaegar>calling him a pedo and saying he manipulated Lyanna for his prophecy>and how he shames his wife by running off with a teenager>play comes out>turns out both women were into that shit>Lyanna even more so than he was>she's actually even worse than him for how she just shrugs off her father and brother's deaths cause its for "the prophecy"My man beat the allegations.
>>222166613>we're just reading the spoilers on xitteryall crackaz is bored as hellneed to get yo self a hobby fr shiiiet
>>222166637we'll never know for sure but she should be ok to share and get some male paramours for herself too
>>222166613Paramours and leaving with a kid plunging the 7 kingdoms into total war is completely different
>>222166661>Dornish scum>caring about keeping the peace
Rhaegar really is martin's author pet huh
>>222166694he was a retard who was manipulated by women into fucking shit up
>>222165448fuck you spamming faggot. this isn't even related to the show.
>>222165976Honestly, I love this reveal. The grand love story narrative never made any sense given what we knew about them, and neither did the idea that Rhaegar was a horrible rapist who just randomly decided to kidnap a highborn teenage girl. Their relationship being characterised as a wishy-washy autist and a reckless schizo feeding each other's delusions explains everything.
>>222162106reminder that the retarded play is not from martinhttps://deadline.com/2026/07/game-of-thrones-mad-king-uk-1237003415/
>I wish my life was about more than marrying a unfaithful lord, setting around in his Castle and raising his children>Well, how about 'marrying' a married Prince, sitting around in his Tower and raising his prophecy children?>Holy shit, why didn't I think of that?What the fuck is her problem? I know she's 14 but come on!
>>222166704Rhaegar was a cool guy and a tragic hero. Cope and seethe.
if GGRM finally released the book, would it be the best selling book of all time or has he blown it
>>222166694>low-functioning schizo autist gets manipulated by everyone around him until he diesI don't think so, anon.
how many dothraki warriors could AFFC Cersei take on
>>222166744Rapegar Targaryen was SCUM
George is nearing 80. He didn't write shit for the play. He's basically retired. The NotABlog posts are from ghostwriting interns. George probably isn't even aware that a play exists
Caught up with ep6. I just realised that Helena is my teenage autistic daughter.
>>222166744those 2 things aren't mutually exclusive
>>222166780I think the guy is genuinely burnt out of writing this big epic of his, and he just wants to relax and write more whimsical adventures of Dunk and Egg.
>>222166721Cope. The big stuff people are seething about (Lyanna being a prophecy schizo herself, Brandon x Ashara, Rhaegar being a good boy who dindu nuffin) is 100% from Martin. And it's not like the fat fuck will ever release another book to show how it really was.
>>222166737Dont forget that the idea of a whole Continent going on war for her probably turned her on. Women loves attention. What about a entire continent going insane over you? Basically a massive orgasm for the female brain
>>222166737Her schizophrenic delusions told her she's the Chosen One and Rhaegar is her soulmate.
>>222166721the big reveals are from gurm
>>222166737it really is ironic that she would've had more fun if she married Bobby. They would have just went hunting and riding till the end of their days. THAT would have been the tragedy of all this
>>222166737She's chuuni. Larping as knight of the laughing tree was a symptom.
>>222166737lmaorofl even
>>222166763Like, their dicks?
>>222162106"Aerys" seems to have been a popular name within House Targaryen. Likewise (and although only the one monarch's ever had it) "Aenys". Is it correctly pronounced "Anus"?
>>222166763i don't think she can handle more than 3. Dany was being destroyed by only one.
>>222166836What's her plan
>>222166737>What the fuck is her problem?t b h I'm not sure. if Massa Jawge was a woman or showed signs of wanting to be one she'd be a massive fucking Sue tho
>>222166780yeah he doesn't write. he only gives pointers.
>>222166792Rhaegar's an extraordinarily glamorous figure.
>>222166850using her hands and mouth as much as possible
>>222166497And one of the biggest themes of the books is how horrible and shitty and a sham their society is. Most of the heroes are actively struggling against the system or outright leave it behind, while most of the villains are the ones trying to preserve it.
>>222166868yes. and a retard.
>>222166811>it really is ironic that she would've had more fun if she married Bobby.For all his good points I doubt Robert could ever have kept a curb on his philandering, frankly.
>>222166885That wouldn't work
>>222166737It's not canon anyways https://www.westeros.org/News/Entry/A_Note_on_the_Mad_King_and_Canon
>>222166901No, he certainly wasn't retarded. I wouldn't even call *Viserys* retarded.
>>222166824I believe it’s like Rhaenys but without the R sound at the front.
>>222166902and the problem is?
>>222166923gullible?
>>222166917huh. of course I do not for a moment imagine it has the sheerest, grabbiest cynicism to thank for its existence, no sir
>>222166737>Become a rape slave for a man you don't love or even like and be forced to honor all the "sit at home sewing all day" shit while he openly refuses to do the same.vs>Marry a man out of mutual love who will let you actually do shit with your life while married.Yeah totally the same.
>>222166953Monomanical. If I *had* to make a pronouncement.
>>222166789she looks like she stinks
>>222166898And what "society" would you prefer there be, exactly?
>>222166986is he though?i'm pretty sure the spoilers say Aerys was about to talk him out of prophecy bullshit but Lyanna convinced him to stick to it
>>222166938Some dashing young lord from House Toyne, maybe?
>>222166795>>222166810how the fuck do you guys know that
>>222167007I'd like to agree with you just for the sake of finally putting the subject to bed but then there's this: >>222166917 (not my own post).
>>222166737Now I'm wondering if Ned's "Robert doesn't know Lyanna" thoughs had less to do with him not actually knowing her and more to do with Lyanna being an insane lunatic.
>>222167005Yeah not like Feudalism was ever replaced by better things IRL. No siree.
>>222167055>him not actually knowing herprobably didn't, just attached more and more importance to the idea of her as he grew increasingly fed up with his shit-awful marriage
>>222167079Democracy is better because people can't bitch about not being responsible for shit the government does.
>>222167030there are hints in the books>Dornish being fine with paramours>(Dornish) whores liking strong men with blood in their veins (Brandon) over shy ones (Ned)>Lyanna being a strong independent woman like Arya (wolf blood)>Dornish fucking men and women alike (see the Red Viper)>Rhaegar telling Jaime there will be changes before going to the Trident>Tywin borderline openly rebelling in the defiance of Duskendale. see >>222166544
>>222167050>just for the sake of finally putting the subject to bed we're having fun though :(they can simply mean not everything is canon and we know it's true because Rpbert wasn't in King's Landing when it fell :^)
>>222167079Nothing since has been an improvement, just systems easily exploited by oligarchs.
>>222167104Democracy's vitally important for its ability to give people not what they imagine they're going to get or think they have coming but what they deserve.
>>222167030They flat out say they went to George for unrevealed shit
I can't take all these "Waaah waaah the play made the woman misogynistic steorotypes who sleep everywhere, and lie and cheat on the poor innocent men" nonsense seriously when every second man in this series is a murderous, abusive, pedo rapist and nothing much byond that.
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>>222167134I don't have much patience for it either, although it's also a given on /tv/. I think what really shits me about it is the frequency with which people who don't even give a genuine toss suddenly start behaving as though they have to have extremely strongly held opinions about it.
>>222167030they don't, they will say the writer went to martin but it was the same for hotd
>>222167030I just find it incredibly unlikely the story was told without George telling the writer the details about Lyanna and Rhaegar
>nothing said in the past hour is about the /tv/ showIm going to have to shut this thread down now guys, sorry. you may make another general when the next episode releases.
>>222167121Google the Iron Law of Oligarchy and the principle of inclusive and exclusive institutions. Liberal democracy is pretty much the best system for collective prosperity that has ever been invented, but it will always be under attack from the oligarchy who strive to remove checks and balances to accumulate more money and power.
>>222167198Oh, OK. Signing off stylishly then.
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>>222167227>>222167227
>>222166967According to the play Lyanna liked Robert just fine and thought he was very charismatic. She just liked the idea of having a divine mission and conceiving a prophecy child more.
>>222167209>Liberal democracy is pretty much the best system for collective prosperity that has ever been inventedWhere 51% dictate terms to 49%? Gambling is not a system for collective prosperity, universal suffrage is a vector for exceptions.
>>222167278Did you miss the part about checks and balances? If your 51% dictate terms to 49% and the direction of the country completely changes every time someone gets in power, then your checks and balances have already been partly dismantled and you've a bad case of populism. Ironically, one of the best ways to prevent this is having a professional "deep state" of qualified experts and officials who are not beholden to the president or PM, but are elected or otherwise promoted through completely different, professional channels. The idea of professional bureaucracy that remains in office no matter who is on the throne or who was elected the last time was invented in the 18th century precisely for this reason.
>>222167130all of it?
>>222167417until the deep state become corrupt
Not only is corruption a factor in every system that has ever been and will ever exist, feudalism included, feudalism is in fact the system most susceptible to it. Feudalism basically requires deep rotting corruption to exist since it's nothing more than a collection of landlords running protection rackets playing a zero sum game against each other. And said landowners want a weak and ineffective state so that it cannot check their power, and since the monarchs power is entirely derived from those landowners backing him militarily against any rival claimant, he cannot run the state for it's and the peoples own good, because doing so would lose him the support of the landowners.
>>222167942that's a lot of big words. people with money can just easily escape justice in the current system if not more easily.
>>222165448I love Dorne.
>>222166235No, no, no!
How long until a camrip drops? Just reading spoilers is fucking lame
