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>>222158232Ratcatchers, rape. Discuss.
>>222158232
Daemon Blackfyre was right.
>*teaches your dick some dornish*
I warned you I was the best DayneI warned you, and look at you now.
>what Targshits were doing before they learnt how to ride dragons
>>222158312>Edgy anime boy (still not as much as Aemond) but he's not gay or a whoreFine, you win Gerold.
>>222158281disgusting bellybutton
>>222158341>he wouldn’t lick and stick his nose in theret. Ngmi
>Bloodraven warging into every on of the Mountain Men's gang rape victims>Bloodraven warging into every Lyseni and Yuknish pillow girl (and boy)
>biggest lore drop since F&B>it's dogshit
>strongest Dornishment
>>222158317that's the Stony Shore thoughbeit
>>222158381That's more of a Euron thing
Eating Emma Darcy's Thmussy to completion and taking a deep drink of all that squirt
>>222158381Bloodraven warging Into shiera when she's getting railed by a knight
>>222158435That knight? Ser Aegor Rivers.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222158426
>>222158435>>222158460>SHIERA IS MINE>NO, SHE'S MINEMeanwhile Shiera>I'm quite fond of getting gangbanged by summer islanders while my brothers watch
>>222158404Too true. I just cannot imagine what miserable existence they lived in pre dragons so I just picked a webm of blonde people doing retardation
>>222158232I'm conflicted about accepting the canon status of the play for many reasons, chiefly>Rhaegar being the most shallow one dimensional pretty boy prince who did everything right>Lyanna being a bigger Mary Sue than Arya, Jon and Bran combined>Ashara being just another Shierra and cuckiny poor shy Ned with Brandon>there not being a legitimate reason for Robert's Rebellion to start before Aerys demanded Robert and Ned's heads since Lyanna friend zoned him and willingly eloped with Rhaegar >Rhaegar somehow being a better duelist than Robert despite the latter beating Oberyn and The Mountain, while the former never liked killing>Arthur Dayne being gay>Arthur Dayne having the same death as the TV show>Danny confirmed as Mad Queen because she was conceived under the Red Comet>Minor details like Robert arriving at KL during the sacking and being the one to find Jaime sitting on the Iron Throne instead of NedBut on the other hand it has undeniably based actions like>Arthur Dayne dying unceremoniously because he's a zesty fag>Ned thot patrolling Ashara>Ashara being unable to cope with the consequences of her whorish actions and killing herself over it>Rhaegar dying because he got Bloodraven's Discord call in the middle of his monologue>Aerys actually being the Archbishop of Banterbury and his worst crime being an absolute Madlad King>Elia being a more retarded Cersei and watching everything in her life backfire, crumble, get killed and/or taken away>Robert being a more emotional and sensitive man>Viserys being vindicated as the only sane Targ after his father >Brandon dying becoming unbelievably satisfying because he was just a one dimensional Westeros jock>Every Dornish niggers dying like the scheming snakes they are are, pretty much putting them lower than Ironborn niggersI can't decide whether or not I accept this as canon, there's too much at stake.
>>222158481I want a nonbinary gf so bad bros. And a hot one too like them, not these fat ass lib arts chicks
>>222158401qrd on this new meme?
For hands of gold are always cold...
>>222158484>summer islandersThey're too busy for Shiera
>>222158477Easy on the lemon cakes Lady Sand
TAOOBA
>>222158492>>there not being a legitimate reason for Robert's Rebellion to start before Aerys demanded Robert and Ned's heads since Lyanna friend zoned him and willingly eloped with RhaegarTHat's not true though, nobody would acknowledge, legally speaking, that she went willing and she was still betrothed to Robert while Rhagear is married so it'd very likely still be war
>>222158510>HANDS of gold are always COLDWtf, it was just before my eyes the whole time!
>the dragon needs three heads, you stupid faggot
>>222158531Haven’t seen an onion booty in a long time
>>222158510>>222158549Oh my Jah bruh
>>222158539What does this mean?
>>222158557Can't believe Aerys was right about everything, fuck meHe was probably right about burning them all too, none of this gay fag mess would've happened if they ignited the wildfyre
>>222158582Boy
>>222158281>>222158477>>222158531
Rhaella likely aborted Aerys' kids too because she sensed they wouldn't he evil enough until Dany
>>222158641Beat me to it, kek Fuck ritualposters
>>222158281>>222158477>>222158531why do dornish girls mog other westerosi so much?
>>222158503>I want a nonbinary gf so bad bros
>>222158641Makes sense a fruity Hightower can’t handle a Dornish delight
>s1:the ratchatchers!>s2:taoobaso whats the meme phrase for s3? is it so bad that we dont have one?
>>222158712They want some Oldtown Oil-Wrestling instead
>>222158702>massage therapistNice
>>222158724Ratcatchers are s2, taooba is s1.
>here's your Bolton gf bro
>>222158724Retard ritualposter Kun...
>>222158539THAT'S TAOOBA!
>>222158771Make it Alessa Savage and it's a deal
Daeron the DARLING
>Rhonynar invasion. Shore of the Broken Arm, 900BAC, colorized.
>>222158724Rape
>>222158724It's rape. Simple as.
You guys always complain but at least HOTD isn't as bad as this
>>222158882At least something is happening hereHotd is nothing but women talking or aegon trying to be funny
>>222158492>Dornish are scum>Targs are insane scum>Starks are retardsTotal Andal vindication
>>222158936The only Andal Houses of note are Stark cock suckers (Arryns), Upstart opportunists (Tyrells) and mutted into oblivion (Martells)Andals are not all that. They got outdone by Firstmen at their own culture
what about jon and dany romance ? the play seems to strongly suggest they are supposed to be soulmates from childbirth
>>222159015Dany is an evil villainess who will fall from grace because she's a demonic entity. Jon saves her and makes her his consort. That's the inevitable.
>>222159026Soon
>>222159026>Unsullied
>>222159026It's so fucking stupid but also so fucking kinoI imagine Bran looking at an Aemond bust thinking "my ancestor..."
>>222158999Why are you not counting houses whose male lines is Andal? The Lannisters are male line Lyddens
>>222158317>Typical day in Greywater Watch
>>222159026Soon.
>>222158279>They are the most stereotypical medieval european house imaginable, retardNo they aren't Dunning Kruger bro. That would be the Starks, who are all about honor and the chivalric ideal. Lannisters are happy to ignore all social decorum and morality in order to maximize practical advantage. They represent more of a Renaissance morality, or lack of one thereof. Combined with an even more modern Nietzschian Will to Power, although Littlefinger is the actual canonical character for that. Nonetheless, the Lannisters are closest to Machiavelli's The Prince, which is decidedly not medieval. In fact they are THE rejection of that ideal. It's the Starks, and John Snow in particular, who closely parallel the Arthurian chivalric ideal of the peak middle ages. The Starks are what medieval people themselves (especially the nobles) WANTED to be viewed as. Of course I am aware that Machiavellian scum like the Lannisters existed throughout all of human history, including the Middle Ages. But the Lannisters are decidedly NOT "the most stereotypical medieval european house imaginable," retard. They are the exact opposite actually, and that's their primary role in ASOIAF at least. Haven't read HOTD books so no comment there. They are minor characters so far in this show so can't make the same deductions for this earlier Lannister period. I am talking about specifically the Tywin and Cersei and Jamie and Tyrion incarnation of the Lannisters.
Imagine being Domeric, you're just a chill guy who wants to be a normal lord but your father Roose Bolton is some weird vampire from beyond the wall who wants to wear your skin and your brother whom you wanted to meet is an evil rapebaby who wants to restore the honorable tradition of flaying starting from you
>>222158312>>222158339>this is the best house Dayne has to offerGrim
>>222159085Because they didn't feel the need to count itLannisters are exactly like their ancestor Lann too. So you cannot define them by their paternal dna
Reminder that only these houses can be considered truly loyal and honourable:>Bar Emmon>Velaryon>Massey>Farring>Follard>Chyttering>Seaworth>Horpe>Peasebury>Fell>Wylde>Grandison>Morrigen>Wensington>Meadows>Cobb>Scales>Buckler>Whitewater>Foxglove>Suggs>Penny>Blackberry>Estermont>Gower
>>222159114Starks being honorable is a memeThey're cowards and opportunistic as seen in HotdNed is a Arryn larper
>>222159114>Lannisters are happy to ignore all social decorumYou mean, Tywin Lannister specifically? His literal backstory is that Lannister usually weren't like him. Read the book bro>That would be the Starks, who are all about honor and the chivalric idealThe faith mattered much more than honor to medieval nobles and the starks are actual heretic pagans, you cannot accuse others of Dunning Kruger when you do not even have the basic knowledge of medieval history that would be expected from a 12 year old childYou are the prime example of an actual clown
>>222159201>Cobb
>>222159201>>SuggsThis cannot be a house
>>222159133He's the most dangerous man in dorne
>>222159223Their sigil is the Pink Dread.
>>222159130It would’ve been far more interesting if Domeric lived and got wrapped up in his father’s schemes.
>>222159227Most dangerous for ten year old girls perhaps. And that's a big maybe considering his feats (or lack of)
>>222159223Wait until you see their sigil
>>222159239His eyes were wrong color.
>>222159148They are culturally and genetically Andal
justice for the darrys
>watching ser dunk with gf>gets visibly more attentive whenever aerion is on screenwhy are women like this
>>222159262Bolt-on would be kino.
There is no ethnic difference that we know of between andals and first men, both are just white guys
>>222159239Having Domeric died while fighting for Robb would make Roose have more motivation to turncoat rather than him just being ridiculously evil.
>>222159273FREY'd
>>222159264They're legally Firstmen.Culturally andal is a strange hill to die on. Because everyone speaks andal language, are Starks more andal today than before the invasion, considering they speak common? How much culture do you need to be andal? Is converting to the seven enough? How many percentages of blood before you turn andal? Might you. These ancient houses, even the most faithful of them all like the Hightowers. Vividly hold on to their first men origins or even earlier. Andal is distinctly something we see defined by Arryns
>>222159305>Theon chapter>Stannis decided to behead him in Winterfell godswood>he beats the Freys takes Winterfell>the roof of the Great Hall collapses killing many norf lords including Roose>Stannis survives>Theon notices something is wrong but can't put a finger on it>then the realizes, just as Stannis' sword falls>his eyes are the wrong colour
>The penultimate scene of the play is Cersei convincing Jaime not to join the Nights Watch for forsaking his vows, and instead stay in the Kingsguard so they can “fuck on the royal bed” and their children can sit the Iron Thronehot
>>222159307This is wrong and you need to stop saying this because it's a massive deal to people how old your line is and from where. Being Kingst in the Age of Heroes. It's a massive deal to the Arryns that they're the "purest" andals too.
>>222158771why are boltons and lothstons like this?
>>222159309I think it would’ve been interesting if he lived and the Red Wedding still happened. Maybe he’s a Stark loyalist, or maybe he tries to rationalise his father’s actions. >The Starks have done nothing except march Northerners south and get them killed.Having the heir of the Bolton regime be an alright guy before he gets KWAB’d by Stannis / undead Jon Snow / the Northern Conspiracy perhaps would’ve gave the reader pause.
>>222159364That's just fanfic about how great your house is, kinda like russia claimed to be the heir to the roman empire>it's a massive deal to people Thin skinned lords can cry about it I guess
>>222159341Too kino for GURM
>>222158281>>222158477>>222158531>>222158840i like dorne
>>222159403No, that is literally how their society works. It's a major issue for people like the Tyrells. They have married into the old reach houses for centuries. Yet that doesn't matter. They're Upstarts. This is how Westerosi works. It doesn't have to be logical
>>222159417We know, Daeron II
>>222159421That's my point though, it doesn't matter how much the Tyrells are pure of blood, because it was never about ethnical differences, andals and first men are the same its all about dick measuring contests about how noble your house is, that's what I'm saying
>>222159227Dornishmen are a danger only to themselves and children
is Maisie still looking good and acting? We've been waiting on West of Westeros kino too long
>Rhaegar embezzled money from the Royal treasury and sent it through Oswell to the Whents to fund the Tourney at Harrenhal.lmao
>>222159465That's the thing.Westeros distinction of what ethnicity and name is. A Tyrell is an andal no matter what and will be judged as such.A Hightower is a First Men and will be judged as suchThey don't understand dna. You are your name.So you're right that most these are mixed. But their social standing? What actually affects them day to day?That's different. And varies widely depending on andal or first men
I preferred Rhaegar being a prophecy obsessed rapist who killed himself and his family intentionally tb h
>in a room sit three great continuities: a play, a show and a fanfic. Between them stands a common fan. Each continuity bids the fan to discard the other two. Who lives, who dies?>Canon resides where fans believe it resides, it's a trick, a shadow on the wall. And a very small theory can cast a very large shadow.
>>222159501Are all bong foids genetically predisposed to turn ugly as fuck as soon as they're able to prevent rape or something?
he bears the sword and hes the better man. simple as
>>222159549Greatest post in recent memoryAnd like all great posts it's stolen off X
>>222159552all the pretty bongs were taken off to Rome or France to fuck real men and not bong bog trolls. The only women left are the ones too ugly for normies to war bride up.
>>222159572>osgrey going on about daemon's tummysounded kinda gay
>>222159575>And like all great posts it's stolen off XDid someone beat me to it :(
>>222158492>Lyanna friend zoned him and willingly eloped with RhaegarAlmost every reader had assumed this for ages. >Arthur Dayne having the same death as the TV showYou thought howland reed used literal magic on him or something?
>>222159572how was he better
>>222159501Torn between hating Arya and wanting to violently facefuck that little bongaloid Maisie
>>222159614He didn't allow dornish schemers to take over the country, for starters
>>222159501>Take your bloody pants off.
>>222159417We know, Daeron Waters.
>>222158492i don't see Arthur being gay in the leakshttps://xcancel.com/got_onstage/status/2082353098421379209>>Ned thot patrolling Asharahow?
george has to come out and state that bobby beat rhaegar fair and square. he must make a statement
>>222159629well actually he did, he didn't rebel until they were in control and then he lost the war to remove them
>>222159594>Osgrey calling Daemon 'my sweet king'
>>222159637>Daeron Waters?
>>222159572>>222159594>>222159662did eustace osgrey sodomize daemon blackfyre bareback and fire a load of his milk of the poppy into daemon's blackwater rush?
>>222158882it seems you forgot about season 1 Daemon and the Crab Feeder
>>222159660>he didn't rebel until they were in controlHe was no kinslayer, he tried his hardest believing his cousin Daeron Waters wasn't trying to drag Westeros into the mud and only acted when it was too late. Obviously in hindsight he should have acted immediately.
>>222159666daeron the dornish lover is not our king
>>222159201>VelaryonEspecially this fella
Now that the dust has settled, who poisoned Aerion's wildfire drink and why?
>Aerys gives Robert a model of his parents ship>its splinters in a box of waterMy fucking sides are in Essos, most based shit I’ve ever heard
>box of water????????
>>222159657What if George comes out and says it was his idea?
>>222158510is that a new one?
>>222158492>Rhaegar being the most shallow one dimensional pretty boy prince who did everything rightHe still started a war that destroyed the realm. Should have just killed Aerys and no one would have batted an eye.
>>222159549i think he meant it will be stolen off to xitter
>>222159758no, he wouldnt do that. hes not like that...
>>222159758>nobody noticed or mentioned it in 5 booksThen he would be actually retarded
>>222159803kek
we'll know everything when george dies and we can finally read his notes
I hadn't noticed this GAPING plot hole on my first viewing of the lesbian feminist show known as HOTD ... THIS IS A SERIOUS logical problem. After Rook's Rest, why did Aemond not immediately take Vhagar to Dragonstone to turn it into Harrenhal 2.0? He had just taken out out his mudshark aunt (gross), AND also Sunfyre, proving Vhagar can easily 2v1. I mean, I know that wasn't exactly fair since Aegon and Mrs. Mudshark were engaged on their dragons, but lets be serious Vhagar would absolutely pwn Nyra's and Baela's dragons in a fair 2v1 and there is no argument to be had against it. So why the fuck didn't Osferth with an eye patch not win the war immediately right there and then??? This makes no sense and is a major logical fail.So how did GRRRRRM handle this in the books? Did he have the same goatse sized plot orifice, or is this handiwork of the wahmyns at HBO?
>>222159865>we'll know everything when george dies>"I hereby" >*farts*>"I hereby declare....">*wheezes and giggles*>"I hereby declare all fanfics and adaptation to be legitimate canon material">*dies*
Ashara Dayne the bbc queen
fav pic of Ulf or Hugh?
>>222159917ashara killed herself because the baby came out black
>>222159715KEK
>>222159869>AND also SunfyreSunfyre got btfo by MeleysVaghar was hurt and going to Dragonstone meant fighting 3 smaller dragons, the chances of dying become very high especially if you piss off the utamed dragons under dragonstone like VermithorBut yeah, generally speaking, the dance is a bit stupid in the sense that the side who should sweep at any given time simply doesn't, for reasons
Why did they give us so many of the same Alicent and Rhaenyra scenes this season?
>>222159869There's a bunch of riderless dragons on Dragonstone that could get involved. Riderless dragons killing each other for no reason is how like three of them die at Tumbleton (the real reason is that George needed all the dragons dead, of course).
>>222159869There's a lot of dragons there and he was afraid he might die in the process.
>>222159201No Darry?
>>222159995They insist on keeping Alicent a main character when the focus should have switched to her sons a whole season ago
slut-off messalina style, who can service the most men in a single night. who wins?
>>222159995Why did they give so many of the same daemon scenes? We already know he treats ulf bad and argues with rhaenyra.
>>222159995Have to fill time somehow. Might as well have Rhaenyra go to Alicent to ask about a topic and Alicent say she knows nothing about that topic. Rinse and Repeat.
>>222159201based>>222160008of course not
>>222160025Ashara just had your average polycule, nobody can compete with the OG queen of whores who became owner of her own brothel in Lys
Didn’t this place used to worship Ashara
>>222159910kek
>>222159201Whitehill did nothing wrong
>>222160045Words are wind
>>222159201I reckon they could raid a pantry
Every Dornish woman is a whore and every Dornish man is gay.t. George
>>222160059
>>222159917You probably mean “the ebony queen”
>>222160065stannis is so based
>>222160066Not Darkstar
>>222160066and both are devious schemers. based grum
>>222160101He is not of Dorne, he is of the night.
>>222160077She was craving Brandon's bwc
When does something happen in house of the dragon?
Alicent “pig face” Hightower
>>222160045That was before we knew she was a WHORE
Speaks volumes how book readers aren't dismissing the play as entirely fanfic like they dismissed almost everything from s6 onwards bar a few scenes. Does grrm really strike you as the type who would make elia proto-cersei and have lewyn murder his kingsguard brother to you guys?
>>222160174>Does grrm really strike you as the type who would make elia proto-cersei and have lewyn murder his kingsguard brother to you guys?Yes?
>>222160174Yeah
>>222160174Yes
>>222160066Reachmen and Stormlanders are completely vindicated in their hate and distrust for dornish scum
>>222160174Martin saying that Rhaegar and Lyanna was a romance always made me believe there was something fishy with Elia, even he wouldn't be that unaware
>>222159869>proving Vhagar can easily 2v1this is a show thing.in the book, the plan always was for Aegon and Aemond to double team Rhaenys or whichever dragon is sent to relieve the siege.
>>222160045yes we thought she was a tragic figure destroyed by forbidden love. but turns out she fucked half of westeros!
I love the Reach, I love Margaery Tyrell. I hate Dorne
>>222160174So many characters being gay and poly is suspicious but I believe everything else is GRRM's idea. No reason for the writers to make Robert sympathetic then take away his greatest victory to wank Rhaegar further
>>222160174Anything that can be explained via Bran flashbacks or Howland Reed / Benjen infodumps is probably from George.
>>222160045she cute
>>222160230>No reason for the writers to make Robert sympathetic then take away his greatest victory to wank Rhaegar furtherJust to dramatize Rhaegar's deathI presume he is kind of the protagonist of the play
>>222160155When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. When the seas turn to deserts and mountains into valleys.
>>222160174yes i bet he thinks elia being a cuck and political schemer is somehow a good thing
>>222160237>Rhaegar is killed because Bran in a vision distracts him
>>222160155you'e just all those 6 battles off screen and yet you want more?!
>>222160226Personally I'm a PEAKE nationalist
>>222160230I think the Elia and Ashara being lovers is canon it fits well as a reason for her suicideI don't think Arthur Dayne is even gay in the play, redditors just said that because he cradled Whent's body
>>222160258>Aemond's line pulling one final troll on the blacks
>>222160249you can bet she had paramours of her own. male ones.
>>222159869A person on a dragon is drastically disadvantaged against 2 other dragons that aren't preoccupied fighting each other. Vhagar would have to go after one while another can legitimately just fly above her, swoop down and kill Aemond or even just torch him. Even two smaller dragons are dangerous because Vhagar can't really chase one without exposing Aemond to the second and fire is deadly to a human whether it's a Vhagar sized dragon or a Tessarion sized one.
>>222160291Black lovers?
id want to marry a hightower girl and settle down in oldtown but they seem very high maintenance
>>222160332For its a green Fossoway wife
>>222160311Imagine a well thought out dragon battle with HotD budget and HBO production values… we were robbed lads
>>222160174Targ glaze + Dornish sluts is typical GrRm, the only reason to doubt it is because it almost speaks too much to his fetishes. It would be like Tarintino making a film about shoe shopping.
>>222160291cuckghar... marry a dornish and become a degenerate, its just sad. they must be stopped
>>222160281Elia kills herself over giving birth to a stillborn child
>>222160332If you manage to marry a hightower I presume you are a highbornJust don't bring her to fucking bear island dude
>>222160332>You'll never impregnate your Hightower wife on top of the literal High Tower.Why even live
>>222160382Ashara kills herself like a year after the miscarriage, it wasnt what sparked her suicide it most likely Elia's murder
If Winds came out tomorrow, people would treat it as non-canon.
>>222160382>>222160404I presume things pile up>the father of your child dies>then the child is a stillborn>then your dyke lover dies>then your brother dies tooAt some point you just give up on life
>>222160404My theory is that a young Darkstar rejected her and she couldn't live without him.
>>222160413The main thing about it I'm looking forward to is all the theorists and youtubers being btfo
>>222160427This, coincidentally, is also Darkstar's theory
>>222160424yeah when she realized shes a used up aging slut that nobody is going to marry
Opinions about this nice feminist bunch
>>222160427She gets rejected by a lot of people, including purity ring Ned and the 40 year old virgin, I think Ashara might just have zero game
Dodged an STD-ridden bullet award.
>>222160476PatriotsWesterlanders simply are consistently the best westerosi people
>>222160491>if Ned was the one that had this fling with Ashara, it would tie in perfectly with Robb's own woman problemsthis whole play is filled with baffling writing decisions, what the fuck is wrong with George
>my overrated faggot relativemaybe darkstar was the good guy all along...
>>222160264it's overyou've just had*>>222160391speaking of which. what is gurm planning to do with Jorah's offspring? no fucking way he didn't manage to impregnate his wife.unless she did to him what Cersei did to Robert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuuuZek1IFkNever been more relevantIronborn daughter 20 points up
>>222160427valid
>Elia Martell! I killed her children! Then I raped her! Then I smashed her head in like this!
Doran and Oberyn kinda forgot that Lewyn was planning to betray the crown all along
>>222160557My fvarking hero...
>there is a Dornish master plan and it's fucking stupidI'll just choose to believe that every single generation of Martells had a scheme to take control of Westeros and all of them self-destructed except for Daeron II who was pussy enough to allow it to happen
Ser Gregor the good
>>222160488cope. she was too busy enjoying that BBC (big Brandon's cock) to care about Ned or Selmy.
>>222160332>seem very high maintenanceJust be rich. You already recognize the Higtower/Oldtown supremacy, and I shan’t suffer this recent slander ‘gainst Lord Gwayne and Ser Gerold.
>>222160557>>222160582may the seven watch over ser gregor
>>222160596>HigtowerNot my finest moment.
>>222160517>what the fuck is wrong with Georgeall the women he loved ditched him for his chad friends then he cucked some more and helped them become proper writers.being gurm is suffering.
>>222160557>>222160582>Lord Tywin... needs me? He needs me to save the crown from the dornish plot?>I'm like, Tywin Lannister's top guy dude
>>222160627have you seen his books, those women were right to abandon that loser
>>222160582I hope his zombie kills a few Sand Snakes in TWOW, just to rub it in the Martell faces
>>222160596Gerold wasn't gay because he was topping, hence the nickname "the white bull"He gaped Arthur's asshole so hard they lost Dawn down there and Jaime had to search for a whole afternoon
>>222159869one of the most confused posts i’ve seen in a while. there are bigger plot holes in every single episode.
>>222160638i've always had a mind to check his other writings but i'm put off by anything not medieval
It is clear to me now that people would hate Winds if it were to ever come out. This fandom is terminal.
>>222160559Was Lewyn in cahoots with Elia or did he act on his own?
>GoT Prequel Adaptation Writers competing to write the Most Retarded Lesbian Who Ruined Everything
>>222160686Is this supposed to be a justification as to why it takes 15 years to write a single book? That the fandom is le mean?
>>222160686george knows it too, thats why hes afraid. but he deserves it, maybe dont delay your book by more than a decade next time fat fuck
>Arthur, The Fraud of the Morning? Jobbed to a swamp midget wielding a bread knife because he was too busy crying over his dead gay lover (who topped him).-Darkstar, probably
>>222160686Niggers like you that just swallow up the slop quietly and happily are the reason why HotD is shit
he had the swordhe was the better man
>>222160707There's so many art pieces about this duel and you chose to post a yellow ai sloppa image
I think Condal is in love with Olivia Cooke and demands she has the most screentime in every episode
>>222160686Azor Jaime would save ASoIaF
>>222160744I tried to post that one but all I could find was fucking webps so I gave up.
literally none of this would have happened if daemon won
>>222160781Just search "webp to jpg converter" if you can't be bothered with an extension you ape
>>222160738ThisHeadcanon niggers are so easy to appease as long as you give them a bone, no matter how shitty or illogical that may beThe fact normies ate all the lore drops from the play without thinking twice tells you everything you need to know
>>222160744Makeup and lighting have not been doing her any favors though, that’s for sure.
>>222159956>>222159996It would only be two dragons if it was right after Rook's rest, right? This is before Hugh and Ulf and the negro with dreadlocks adopt their dragons. So it would just be Nyra and Baela vs. Vhagar. That's presuming Baela isn't out running errands scouting. But even if both strong female dragon girl bosses are home at home on Dragonstone, you still could expect a staggered response, so not facing both dragons simultaneously since they are retarded women and just react without thinking. And if they do both fly out to meet Aemond together as one then Vhagar just flees because he is the biggest and fastest goodest boy!I did hadn't considered the problem of the riderless dragons at D-stone enough. They could well get prodded out into the fray without riders if the Blacks are faced with an existential crisis, i.e., Vhargar kills Baela and it's just kween Neera about to die. Like we know Sheepstealer and even Caraxxes can be unpredictable in the presence of other dragons, so those gud bois could seriously ruin Aemond's day even without riders. So this alters the tactical calculus completely towards a much higher risk of death for Aemond and a valid excuse for not attacking D-stone. So I will admit it's not as gaping of a plot hole as it appeared to me in my first post. Mainly, I am just mad at the fucking wahmyns in this show for being obnoxious retarded cunts. I wish Aemond and/or Aegon and/or Daemon would have killed each and every girlboss in this story ten times over by now. Straight up, even Lawdy Lawd "Sea Snake" DeCorlys is nowhere near as bad as all the uppity cunts in HOTD. This show is legitimately making me less racist, which I didn't think was possible. Because I am constantly reminded of how much dumber and worse women are. like if it it wasn't for Alicent and Rhaenyra then Daemon would have been the heir and the show could be about him building a global Targ empire instead of this gay catfight shit.
>>222160793No.
>>222160759George has fucked his story with gay prophecy so fucking much right now the only non gay options left are Jaime and Stannis, and Stannis will not survive winds
Maegor should have wonOrmund should have wonDaemon should have won Dunk should have lostShiera should have married shartraven so many points in history where all of this could have been prevented
Name one time a girl chose the beta nerd in asoiaf
>>222160686The fat fuck is making a bunch of "hmm is it canon or is it not hmm" side shows to test the waters and then going "this is NOT my thing, my thing that will come out one day is different" when most people hate them. Like at this point I wouldn't be surprised if the Sand Sneks murdering Doran was his idea as well.
>>222160842Lysa?
>>222160707>BUT HERE COMES GEORGE WITH HIS PLAY!!!
>>222160842Lysa Tully, her father wanted her to marry Jaime who had won a melee at 13 and all she wanted was Littlefinger
>>222160860Petyr is a hero
>>222160842Sam and Gilly.
>>222160708No, it is George's fault ultimately for not writing the books. I just wish the readership would have some self-respect and not act like low IQ monkeys when the mildest thing doesn't go their way.
>we came to die for da dragon kween raaaawwwr!>a duel? ehm i mean, its not really convenient for me right now hehe i didnt mean die for her at this moment you see(quickly alysanne shoot him!!)norfcucks are such posers
>>222160842Sam's wildling bitchCersei if she really fucked Moonboy for all we knowUnironically Ygritte, Jon is a beta retardmaxxing who only gets by due to plot armor (he will resurrect in the first chapter of winds btw)
what is the play about? where are all you guys getting info from?
>>222160921>Cersei if she really fucked MoonboyNigga Tyrion is obviously joking
>>222160738HOTD isn't comparable to the play. The play is much more author ordained, while HOTD was repudiated by the author.
>>222160911>be completely outmatched and losing the battle>'C-come on risk your life and d-duel me bro!'LMAO seethe you swarthy fuck
>>222158900WDYM? Lots of stuff happen in HotD. Rhaenyra bled all over the place and had a hissy fit. a bunch of gold cloaks die off screen. Aegon and Larys walk through the same woods set 5 times while Aegon has a pissy fit. Cole walks around and then dies in 2 seconds. Daemon plays street cop. Aemond sits around in a hospital bed. And anytime Vhagar isn't on screen, everyone should be asking WHERE'S VHAGAR!?!?
>>222160811>>222160793>>222160781Lmao are you both retarded? You literally just right click copy and paste into paint. Mongoloids.
>>222160948That's considerably slower than what I proposed
>>222160884Why are Tully women so crazy?
>>222160686They should, he’s sat on it so long, no doubt there’s so many terrible ideas.
>>222160842Melisandre and StannisTysha and TyrionGilly and SamGwyneth Yronwood and Quentyn
>>222160927Somebody on Twitter leaked the plot points.
>>222160977but tysha was a slut
>>222160938Taking things at face value is a strong sign of autism anon I'm sorry you have to find out this way
>>222161010shut the fuck up
maybe the real song of ice and fire were the friends we made along the way
ULF! ULF! ULF!
>>222161048Most justified man in westeros
Jaime Lannister being the one true hero is probably the only thing that can save ASoIaF from PTwP faggotryNo blood magic eugenics or dragon dream bullshit, just a retard that wanted to be a true knight like all little boys do.
>>222161014she fucked half a garrison...
>lyanna's promise involved Ned not telling Jon who his parents were or anything about the prophecywhat a cunt, dooming her kid to a life without even having a name for his mom. Most selfish character in the series>I was a dumb cunt schizo who OD'd on prophecy, so I know what's best. Promise to tell him nothing!
>>222161085>Ned even had to deal with the guilt of never being able to tell Jon the truth, something Jonfags still bitch him out forhe really was suffering his whole life
>>222160977>Melisandre and StannisI mean, even if we consider Stannis to be the beta nerd (which is arguable), it’s not like she *chose* him, more like Rhllor showed her some shit and now she follows him
Everyone praising Ser Gregor but can I get some appreciation for another westerosi patriot, Ser Amory Lorch?
>>222161085Jon was honestly better off thinking his mom was some random broad Ned banged then knowing all that bullshit
>>222161048>dragonrider willing to fight loyally, demands essentially nothing but being allowed to hang out at a cheap bar with the lads>refuse himRhaenyra is a retard
>if we consider Stannis to be the beta nerd (which is arguable)
>>222161147Lorchbros, we are finally vindicated
>Argella Durrandon was stripped, gagged and, chained then sent Aegon's forces led by Orys Baratheon by her own men after refusing to surrenderDo you think they raped her? What was the point of stripping her?
>>222161085as a final fuck you she made ned look dishonorable, like someone who had a bastard and made jon grow up without knowing anything about his parents and hated by cat. and this after she got half of her family killed and thousands of people too for her schizo prophecy. cartoonishly evil character
>>222161146>it’s not like she *chose* him, more like Rhllor showed her some shit and now she follows himMelisandre sees what she chooses to see
>>222161160Why not let him invite his friends to drink at the red keep at least, would make her look good to the small folk too
>>222160686On one hand yes but he should have fucked the wench and gotten it out years ago
>>222161190>Ned's sister is a fucking psycho that ruined his lifeyou know all things considered Ned and Jaime should have been best friends
AAAAHHHH WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GETTING INFO FROM THE PLAY
>>222160842jorah's hightower wife
>>222158280>entire claim is based on the logic of a fat retard with othello syndromegrim
>>222161185>What was the point of stripping her?It was to show that it was a complete surrender without dignity or grace.>Do you think they raped her?No they didn't rape her. She was a noble lady and a valuable bargaining chip. Had she been raped Orys would have made a point to execute the rapists on principle
>>222161185This never happened and is fantastical hearsay
>>222161232All leaked on xitterDon't make me search the post
>>222161127Ned just keeps looking better after all of this, all the targshit fans hated on Ned saying he was trying to drive Jon to the Wall to protect Robert. >>222161156Ned should have just said he's Brandon and Ashara's bastard, unless Lyanna's bullshit promise prevented even that. Would take the stress off ned's marriage and reduce Jon's suffering(thought Ned wouldn't tell him because his mother was some whore he was ashamed of). Cat might have seen him as more of a threat to Robb, but who cares? Majority of the anger is due to her paranoia that Ned had some woman out there he loved more than her
>>222161232Go the previous thread. Answers await you there.
>>222161160Yeah, her utter disregard for her dragon seeds is fucking baffling. Hugh needs a place for his wife? Fucking let her stay in the castle with Hugh. Ulf wants to have a few ales with the lads? Fucking let him invite the lads to drink in the castle every few days. These are VERY fucking insignificant things she can do, that would insure the loyalty and moral of the most powerfull weapons in her army.
>anything that's EVER gone wrong in ASOIAF is ultimately because of the machinations of a retarded foid(s)Apologize right now.
>>222161232It was posted a bunch of times in the threads. >>222129193This isn't all, find the rest from there on.
>>222161147Rhaenys was destined to be another treasonous Dornish whore, Lorch simply did what was best for the realm as any godly man would
Is this where we're at now?
>>222161289>Ned should have just said he's Brandon and Ashara's bastardhe couldn't. That would fuck up his own claim to the Norf if the firstborn still had a living son waddling around, bastard or not
>>222161334Unwin and Amory would have been such good friends
>>222161343yes, the Martells are even less sympathetic than the Freys at this point
>>222158712Aren't dornishmen the ones who always flirt with bisexuality?
>>222161347This plus Ned would never push dishonour on another person, he must carry the burden himself, because he is the greatest man who has ever lived.
>>222161347it was a daughter, and no a bastard would not come before Eddard
>>222161351Unwin killed the greens for goodMy goat
>>222161400A bastard from a senior line, especially where the mother is a noblewoman, is an extreme threat and you’d be retarded to deny it
>>222161379>Cersei did say Ned should've taken the crown for himself>Cersei was right about Elia and Lyanna being cunts all alongAPOLOGISE
>>222161278>>222161281I was hoping she was raped and didnt tell Orys so the entire Baratheon came from a rape baby. Would be funnier.
>>222161437How is that funny?
>>222161400>no a bastard would not come before EddardLegally? No.But it's the kind of thing that can lead to some internal civil war later on
>>222161426>>222161459retards
>>222161436Name ONE THING this woman was wrong about>Aurane wate-He will return
>>222161436She also says all Dornish women are whores or something. She was right.
>>222161436my heroine
>>222161456I hate ungrateful Baratheon cunts. Worst house by far.
>>222161476Tyrion isn’t in the walls
>>222161436>ned takes the throne, marries cersei, becomes best friends with jaime
>>222161489Varys was, though.
>>222161489No, instead Varys is and pops out to murder her uncleThe point is that someone was indeed in the walls ruining her plans
>>222161515>>222161516Fuck
>>222161484Praying for a good raping is such a funny line, Cersei is based
>Cat, this is Jon, Lyanna's child with Rhaegar>If Robert finds out he will kill him, thus taking away the last thing I will have of my family (after Benjen leaves for the Wall)>DON'T tell anyone, not your sister, not your brother, not your father, ESPECIALLY NOT YOUR SISTER>We have to pass him off as my bastard son to protect him, but please don't hold it against himThat's itThat's how easy it was to tackle the issueIf the play is supposedly canon and R+L=J anyways
>>222161489No, but Varys is in the walls and he helped TyrionShe's also right to distrust the Tyrells considering they murdered JoffreyShe's pretty close to the truth most of the time, just kind retarded about it
>>222161497considering Jaime's obsession with Ned that will end up as the weirdest threesome ever
>>222161497Where’s Robert in your master plan?
>>222161516Imagine if Varys had actually been inside the walls of the tower of the hand when Cersei burned it down. Now that would have been a hilarious twist.
>>222161528>tell this secret to a woman you barely>even later in the marriage you can tell she has immense animosity for Jon and would rat him out if her children were in anyway threatened>even then she wouldn’t be able to keep her mouth shut when people whisper about Ned’s “bastard”
>>222161476Her washerwomen weren't shrinking her clothes
>>222161545Became a hedge knight and a sellsword, tavern wenches warming his bed every night
>>222161564Proof?
Dare I say: George is a fraud?
>>222161545Living happily in the East as a sellsword
>>222161528she would have told lysa anyways. foids gonna foid
>>222161540>Ned fucking Jaime while he's fucking Cerseior Ned in the middle?
>>222161564This sounds like big Tyrion propaganda
>>222161580I have none; it's something I've inferred.
>>222160686No shit. 4chan always riots when our headcanon theories don't become real, remember /snk/?
>>222161540greatest throuple in Westeros history, would've saved everything
>>222161546The thing about Varys plan is that its inherently hilarious because he has been planning a Blackfyre restoration for 30 years just for the eggs he gifted Dany to troll her to actually hatch
>>222161528Cat’s not trustworthy and he’s making sure Jon will never find out so he’s taking the secret to the grave and he did
>>222161612are we going to pretend SnK's ending wasn't god awful now
>>222161528>Cat tells Lysa>Lysa tells Littlefinger>everything ruined
>>222161624>”blackfyre restoration”>Your claimant is larping as Rhaegar’s sonPick one
>>222161564it can happen by accident very easily
>>222161241Didn't she picked jorah because he won a tourney cand then dipped the second she found out she married a poorfag?
>>222161649Well he wants to put his blood on the throne, the name can come later, right now they need allies
>>222161668>thinking they’ll ever reveal his heritage to the realm or in fact tell young griff himself
>>222161666>cand then dippedand then dipped*
>>222161528Cat is a good woman but she's still a blabbermouth who has an interest in politics, for her own good it's best she doesn't know
>>222161497Low-key, I do think Cersei would have had Ned’s kids unlike with Robert but he’d have had to send Jon to Winterfell while Benjen becomes its lord so Ned could rule Westeros as king But Cersei would’ve found Ned boring and she would’ve eventually cheated King Ned and Queen Cat would’ve been a far better outcome
>>222161633>SnK's ending wasn't god awful nowI liked it because Eren self-inserters with pathetic power fantasies were btfo
how is this general still a thing? are the new shows really that popular after the trainwreck that was got finale? t. lived under a rock for the past few years
>>222161683As I said, its only a name, the plan is just to get his ass on the throneBut the inner circle knows and Aegon will find out, when the golden company captains try to put a golden skull on the throne he might start asking questionThe real fun is if Jon Con will ever figure it out or if he's too much of a simp to even question it
>>222161633It was but not because history never became the aryan wife of fascist eren
>>222161666well but she still chose him and hes objectively a beta simp. what happened after is irrelevant
>>222161716Popular enough for a general, most of the discussion is about the lore anyways
>>222161716house of the dragon s2 and 3 are worse than the got final seasons and we still watch it. its called being a chad
>>222161707>Eren was BTFO by being proven right in the endI see
>>222158232Jon / Arya is still on right?
>>222161725Historia*fuckin autocorrect
>>222161727she was a cock-craving wench who married the first popular warrior she found
>>222161777No, the real Aegon and Arya are the song of ice and fire
reminder that nobody lost as hard as asharafags
>>222160686people are fine with 90% of it, it's the stuff that is out of nowhere or outright contradicts the books that has them justifiably seething>Lyanna is now a warg and greenseer, somehow Ned and Benjen don't recognize it in the kids with their wolves>Rhaelle is crazier than Aerys, the chick that both Jaime and Barristan POVs said was a nice lady doing her best>Rhaegar apparently had Robert at his mercy at the Trident, which not a single soul in Westeros remembers. And then they teleported back onto their horses so Rhaegar could die while having a dragon dream>Ned doesn't hate all of his retarded siblings in his POVI could go on, the dickriders defending obvious slop are worse
>>222161727>well but she still chose him and hes objectively a beta simp.She married Jorah after he won the tourney at Lannisport thinking he was a great knight, so she didn't exactly choose him knowing he was a loser
>>222161842I don't know why anyone thought Ned + Ashara was more likely than Brandon + Ashara, Ned literally NEVER thinks about anything even close to a fling with her in his pov chapters
>>222161864It’s very clear what’s from George and what’s just theatre kid original content
>>222161777yes, a proper non-schizo version of Rhaegar and Lyanna that actually fulfill the prophecy, end the White Walker threat, and aren't jobbers
>>222161777um they're siblings
>>222161872I think it’s a fossil from before the show and where it was just fantasy nerds debating on random forums
>>222161864>Lyanna is now a warg and greenseerI think that is reasonable, I don't particularly like it but its reasonableRhaelle and Bobby however are the changes that baffle me because they make 0 sense, it has to be fanfic, I don't think those are george
>>222161864>>Ned doesn't hate all of his retarded siblings in his POVNed is also not constantly thinking about how Jon is a secret Targaryen prince ever so
>>222161872he also never thinks about Lyanna being a greenseer and a prophecy obsessed schizo. And he seems to think Brandon was competent and would be a better lord than him, despite him being a complete dipshitBrandon being an option is never mentioned until a Barristan POV in Dance. And prior to that you have Ned Dayne saying everybody at Starfall talks about Ned and Ashara falling in love at Harrenhal
>>222161907That's not reasonable at all, a warg like 4/5 of the stark kids would be ok but not both
>>222161872Ned made a habit of blacking out the most miserable bits of his life and the one time Catelyn mentioned Dayne to him he apparently got so mad he scared Cat for the first time in her life. That combined with the rest of the Dayne family being part of Ned's fanclub and he looked like the obvious one, which of course is why the fat faggot subverts our expectations.
>>222161864>>222161907if you're upset by Rhaelle being disturbed you're a redditor
Tywin just told good Ser Clegane to take Elia into custody peacefully, but he had to kill her in self defence after she tried to murder him through vile Dornish subterfuge.
>>222161934>And he seems to think Brandon was competent and would be a better lord than himDoes he ever think this? I recall him thinking that “Winterfell and Catelyn were his, it was never meant for him” but not that Brandon was better than him
>>222161940Why are you so offended by it
>>222161943calling a retcon a retcon doesn't make you reddit. How can we reconcile the kind family-focused woman Jaime and Barry describe with a lunatic who laughed at Brandon and Rickard's executions.
>>222161943It's less that I am upset and more that its odd that nobody ever mentions it or THINKS about it in asoiafI get the nostalgia tinted glasses but there are limits
>>222161952why didnt he tell oberyn during their duel that it was self defense?
>>222161872what the other anons say and it would be too much of coincidence for Ned and Robb to both be stuck between his honour/love and his duty as a lord to marry a Riverlands woman for an alliance
>>222161969Isn’t Rhaella scarred physically from Summerhall? Maybe they’re drinking kool-aid because they stood by while she was raped and beaten every night
>>222161965It's gay
>>222161985He didn't want to hurt him more than he had to by shattering his view of his sister as innocent.
>>222161964it's implied. Ned looks at Brandon with respect when the play makes him out to be a complete idiot.
>>222161997*scarred physically from Summerhall in the play
>>222161943>book canon- she's a beaten woman trying to prevent Viserys from being corrupted by Aerys, Jaime and Barristan love her and want to protect her>play - she's so crazy Aerys is afraid of her, she cackles as the Starks burn, prays for her child to destroy the worldI approve because all targshits are insane and deserve brutal deaths, but it goes against book canon
>>222161997There are limits to the kool aid, if she was laughing at the starks burning alive Jaime would have remembered it
>>222162014>She finished for him. “… crown prince, and heir to the Iron Throne. And I was only twelve when my father promised me to your brother Brandon.”>That brought a bitter twist to Ned’s mouth. “Brandon. Yes. Brandon would know what to do. He always did. It was all meant for Brandon. You, Winterfell, everything. He was born to be a King’s Hand and a father to queens. I never asked for this cup to pass to me.”>“Perhaps not,” Catelyn said, “but Brandon is dead, and the cup has passed, and you must drink from it, like it or not.”It’s dialogue so maybe he’s saying it aloud for her sake? This is early GOT so a lot has been “gardened” away obviously
>>222161993The Jeyne Westerling thing is because Robb doesn’t want to father a bastard after he saw what happened to Jon, it’s not a love vs duty thing.
>>222161907the books explain multiple times that strong wargs and greenseers are cursed with physical weakness, as seen with jojen, varamyr, bran. And take years of training with mentors to use it properly. Mary Sue Lyanna violates all of the established rules because she's just so special apparently
>>222162106>>222162106>>222162106
>>222161969>>222161978>>222162030>>222162052nothing gets my dick harder than watching you rodents seethe about Rhaella being more than battered housewife
>>222162102But Jon and Rob are wargs and they aren't physically weak at all, Jon is strong as fuck
>>222162102Well she dies in childbirthThe leaks imply she becomes delusional after Rickard and Brandon die and goes full in on prophecy shit, even more than Rhaegar who seemed to have abandoned it, which isn’t mary sue behaviour
>>222162116>being more than battered housewifeThe "more" in question is her being le crazy and le evil
>>222162116don't you think being a genuinely kind person despite all the shit that's been inflicted on you is more impressive as a character than being just another insane Targ
>>222162102Varamyr and Jojen aren't weak?
>>222162116I can get it for Elia but not Rhaella Not sure why it arouses you
>Nobody died on the accuser's side>3 died in dunk's sideAll in all an embarrassing ordeal, even if Dunk snatched a victory
>>222162247The purpose of the trial of seven is to envoke the gods, so that they will see that their justice is served. Balor made a mockery of the the trial, and by extension, the Seven, by fighting men sworn to protect him. He got what he fucking deserved
>>222162319What did beesbury do, you stupid faggot? Swatted away like a fly....
>>222162342he tried cheating with Bee Magic
>>222161318It would also be great PR. Ulf and some of his friends are allowed to drink at the Red Keep? Imagine his friends going back and telling everyone how kind everyone was to them. >oh of you hear anyone plotting shit against the queen let us know and these little get togethers will continue and when the war is over, you’ll be discharged and rewarded and will have more freedom to move about.
