The forbidden ship editionPrevious >>222167227
>>222172329post cat
in this house we serve the queen
Bow to your king, you shits.
>>222172329BENEATH THE GOLDTHE BITTER STEEL
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222172350What a fruity kingMakes sense considering he's getting raised by mr essential oils and mr cole's cock in my mouth
IT IS THE NIGHT, MY BODY'S WEAKI'M ON THE RUN, NO TIME FOR SLEEPI GOT TO RIDE, RIDE LIKE THE WIND TO BE FREE AGAIN
>Aerys "Bittersteel was right about Dorne" Targaryen>Aerys "gods bless Joanna and her tits" Targaryen>Aerys "stfu about this prophecy nonsense I'm trolling Robert" Targaryen>Aerys "Rhaella scares me, she raped me last night" Targaryen>Aerys "jocks deserve to be strangled" Targaryen>Aerys "Breeding competition with my son" Targaryen
HER CHILDREN ARE BASTAAARRDS
THE RATCATCHERS
>>222172460he violated innocent menand one guilty one
soon
THE SCONCELIGHTERS!
>>222172329>The forbidden shipoh wait you said
>>222172474Soon what?
>>222172344you and lancel and oswell kettleblack and moonboy for all we know
>>222172454Rhaenyra definitely let an opportunity pass there.
>>222172486Soon you died in the battle
the true forbidden ship is Robb and Margaery because it would break the plot. Why didn't Ned marry his son off immediately to Margaery during his brief tenure as Hand? He knew war was coming so no excuse why he didn't secure the loyalty of the single strongest house in the continent.
>>222172350Huh I genuinely thought that was a girl.
I WAS BORN THE SON OF A LAWLESS MANALWAYS SPOKE MY MIND WITH A SWORD IN MY HANDLIVED NINE LIVES CUT DOWN TEN, GOTTA RIDE LIKE THE WIND
>>222172329that new black fantasy show has colored eyes. why didn't hbo use the valyrian eyes?
>>222172345Its funny how shittily her character arc ended.
>>222172523Why would the Tyrells want to throw their heir to winterfell, Ned wasn't viying for the throne so they would just be sending Marg to be queen of a desolate shithole
>>222172523marg is a southern girl. why would she want to rot in the hellscape of winterfell?
>>222172329still better than El*a or Ash*ra
>>222172536>>222172435Reminder he was completely vindicated as arthur truly was a faggot
>>222172541Because they think that normies would be put off by it.
>>222172554Winterfell is actually super rich and warm thanks to geothermal vent. The show makes Ned's men look like poorfags when he blinged them out in the book. Lumber money is no joke anon.
>>222172566ned looks too young plus cersei is only interested in brotherfucking
>>222172486Sharis Footly will be a happy woman
>>222172567>implying the existence of a point in time at which Ser Gerold was anything other than vindicated
>>222172547because with the disappearance of the dragons it's inevitable that the center of gravity in the Seven Kingdoms will shift north. These niggers are unassailable yet can casually assail you. They are not even at risk of starving anymore because the Riverlands are tied to the North and the Riverlands are just as fertile as the Reach.
>>222172523Tyrells were in bed with Renly at the time. The only window of opportunity for Robb x Margaery to happen was after Renly died
>>222172596Cersei wanted Robert to save her but he’s eternally hung up on the one woman who didn’t want him
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
Ned could fix Cersei
>>222172622>it's inevitable that the center of gravity in the Seven Kingdoms will shift northLol>These niggers are unassailable They just didn't try that hard in the past> yet can casually assail you. They are not even at risk of starving anymore because the Riverlands are tied to the NorthThe riverlands are very assailableThere is NO POINT into giving margaery to the starks, it gives NO BENEFIT to a reach house.
>>222172657Cersei could fix Ned you mean. With a proper wife he wouldn't have gone full retard and got himself killed for nothing.
>>222172661>the thousand andal kings buried in mass graves in the neck didn't really try
>>222172652I could have saved her...
GREGOR THE KIND!
>>222172657>preteen Ned swoops down at the tourney of Lannisport and pushes Cersei down the well
>>222172685>in the neckThere's your problemI could conquer the north in a year
>>222172678No. The only mistake he made was confronting Cersei.
>>222172661>They just didn't try that hard in the pastthe north beat the Andals so hard they literally launched a counter attack on the Andal homeland across the coast and went full Vlad the Impaler on them>The riverlands are very assailableThey got caught offguard. Once they got their act together Edmure fucked up Tywin.
If Jon didn't exist maybe there's a chance he could save this retard
>>222172705>I would simply affect a opposed naval landing and seize white harborLol. Lmao.
What is the IRL equivalent of the riverlands? Poland?
>>222172523>why didnt ned wed off his daughters to separate dorthraki hordes and then ship them over to westeros to have a massive army?
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold or a coat of redA lion still has clawsMine are long and sharp, my lordAs long and sharp as yoursAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hear"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearand so he spoke(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere(But now the rains) weep o'er his hall(And not a soul to hear)
>>222172523What actually breaks the plot is Ned siding with Renly and Loras seizing the regency killing Cersei and marrying Joffrey to Margaery like Renly kept telling everyone to do.
>>222172739France.
Oh noes
>>222172754How?
>>222172757AEMONDAEMONDAEMOND
>>222172751>Stannis sends shadowbaby>chaos ensuesWar was inevitable, a universe where the war of the 5 kings doesn't happen is simply non existant the second Robert dies, you would just be throwing the Lannisters in the fAegon camp by doing this
>>222172757>You know how we're all kind of afraid to be OedipusI can't say the thought has much crossed my mind
>>222172757a threesome with alicent and alys? fucking based aemond. sent that stupid hoe back to rhaenyra pregnant
>>222172757This week's rape is going to be kino bros.
>>222172757Hnnng.
the seanigga's life is just a never ending punishment since he sided with rhae
>>222172802except there wouldn't be five kings. Ned would stay loyal to Stannis after deposing the Lannisters, so Stannis would have the STAB alliance backing him up against Renly and the Reach. Maybe war of three kings now, Renly, Stannis and the retarded fuck Balon.
>>222172802>Stannis sends shadowbabyWhy would he? He's no proof of the adultery if Ned doesn't sperg out. At most he's going to turn up and demand a seat on the regency council and maybe find out later. This would be violent regency politicking with likely executions (see Edward VI or any other minor king) not a civil war.
>>222172767They were a dominant power during medieval times and a lot of it had to do with their very high population due to possessing so much fertile soil.
So what will happen at Summerhall? Is this going to be Dunc's end?
>>222172869Because in this planned coup we are removing Joffrey from power? So Ned WOULD HAVE TO declare him illegitimateUnless you are going with Littlefinger's plan in which case renly won't help Ned
>>222172757hard to blame him
>>222172888Dunk kills Egg who tries to sacrifice Rhaegar to bring back dragons. He goes into exile and becomes Coldhands.
How much of Season 1 and 2 is worth watching?
>>222172888Dunk will kill Egg and fuck off to be a hermit at Tarth and cucking the Tarth lord.
>>222172757Here, a more gooder capture.
>>222172757
The War of the Five Kings is Cat’s fault by the way
>>222172747Tywin was a massive dickhead with how he dealt with the Reynes and Tarbecks.
>>222172926>are we gonna see more Rhaena>yes
I guess it's settled thenN+A=Jstans it's not over yet
>>222172956NOTCANOOONhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785345272292590.mp4
>>222172933Tullys are the Great Other's greatest agent.
>>222172933No.
>>222172956i dont even want it now, since ashara is a slut. ned deserves better
>>222172933If Robb wasn’t such a pussy and had declared for Stannis rather than kowtowing to his nobles naming him king, all this messy business could have been avoided.
>>222172739Belgium/BeneluxTucked inbetween three major players and always the battleground when the big cats came out to play
>>222172986Robb was too indecisive and let his men decide for him. A good general but a shit king.
>>222172754The Reach is France
>>222172926>slow burn episodesHAHAHAHAHAH man this shills
>>222173000He was only 15 years oldI mean come on
>>222172898Renly only runs off to raise an army after his plan to marry Rob to Margaery fails due to death, and when Ned refuses to grab Joffrey. His entire MO in this period is reasonably backed and thought out attempts to save his own skin and gain power at the same time. If he's in Kings Landing in a position of security and they say "yeah we're removing Joffrey Stannis now king you heir" he goes for it 100% because its an easy route to power he can agree to with no effort. In the war he has what looks like an easy stroll to power but with the addition he can't back down even if he wanted to because he's got Tyrells who expect and are able to pressure him to deliver on what he owes them.
>>222173023you can't have your wolf bit a dude's finger off to assert dominance then go around saying "teehee I'm just a teen"
Sexual intercourse with mommy Jeyne Arryn
>>222172757Fuck sake, I watch this show with my elderly mother, the stupid kiss scene was bad enough
>>222172955>SHEEPSTEALAH?!
>>222173058Stroke her knee when it happens, I dare you.
>>222172926pandaboy mogged him
>>222172956>>222172975you post this cope every thread and nobody cares
>>222172986If he did that, the Northern lords would've fucking beheaded him.
>>222172757Will it be consensual mother and son?I expect my weekly serving of rape
>>222173058How elderly are we talking?
>>222173107but the riverlords would have protected him. Robb the Based could have renounced his barbaric northernness and embraced his Tully side.
>>222172956BASED>Only the books are canon.https://grrm.livejournal.com/352453.html?thread=18585285#t18585285
>>222173058There is a lesbo kiss, gay sex between several fags, incest between niece and much older uncle, whorehouse, and tons of fornicationShe is okay with all that?
THE WAR OF LANNISTER AGGRESSION WILL BE AVENGEDTHE REYNES AND THE TARBECKS WILL RISE AGAIN!
>>222172926They're going to have Rhaenyra send Helaena to Essos or some shit aren't they then when the chud peasants rise up its not her fault
>"Rhaegar … Rhaegar won, damn him. I killed him, Ned, I drove the spike right through that black armor into his black heart, and he died at my feet. They made up songs about it. Yet somehow he still won. He has Lyanna now, and I have her." The king drained his cup.
>>222173162>>222172956why cant george post a short something to confirm or deny this? we cant write two sentences now?
>>222173181Anon there are no more reynesNow the rains weep over their halls with no one left to hear
>>222173185cersei>>>>>>>>>>>>lyanna, bobby was a retard
>>222173196Who will watch it if he says now>uhm guys, remember, only the book are canon...
>>222173185>and I have herHe's talking about top 5 hottest women in westeros btwCersei did nothing wrong by cheating on this ungrateful cunt
>>222173222Robert was a cuntnoisseur for he recognized brunette supremacy
the play is canon
>Cersei>Lyanna>Elia>Rhaella>Lynesse>Asharathe entire Harrenhal generation was cursed with retarded women
Can’t remember, was it ever explicitly explained why Robert was obsessed with Lyarra in particular
>>222173257>retarded womenredundant
>>222173213this image is cracking me up
>>222173168Anon all she does is watch tv, this basically describes any current year sitcom, or even the average commercial break.
>>222173268she was the only girl who not into him so his bruised ego demanded he have her. If he ever managed to he would have thrown her aside like everyone else.
>>222173162Then why fuck your own story for the sake of broadway
>>222173162That was when the fat fuck and us still thought that the next book would come out
>>222173247Eliabros...this cannot be happening
>>222173233>Robert should be grateful he’s married to a woman who was quite literally dripping her brother’s cum all over the floor during their wedding ceremony.
>>222173268She was Eddard's sister and the one who got away
>>222173268she was female ned, he didnt even know her well he just wanted to marry a foid version of his best friend
>>222173247how long until this fat fucking snake disavows them too
>>222173304>dripping her brother’s cum all over the floor during their wedding ceremony.It's extra lube, what's the problem?
>>222173268Robert wanted to marry NedUnfortunately, he was no homo, so he had to settle for the next best thing: female Ned
>>222173321the only person GRRM ever disavowed was Ryan Condal and it's understandable why he did it
>>222172956>>222173162There are NO books. So "the books" can not be canon. The fat fuck refused to continue writing his story, now other people are doing it for him.
>>222172329Source on this art?
>>222173304Robert didn't know that, so that wasn't even remotely a factor
Even in death, Rhaegar won.
Yjk that George is reading /got/hotd/dunk/ to see opinions on the play and decide if it's canon or not
>>222173304a real chad would have fixed her. you think she would still fuck jaime if she was married to rhaegar?
>>222173308Reminds me of the reverse situation.There was one girl in high school who was absolutely hot as fuck, but she looked like a female doppelganger of her shit head brother ruining the whole thing.Still would of course.
Elon why?
>>222172863who was Balon again?
>>222173454I think he means the targs, I doubt he's aware about what he actually posted
>>222173454BLACKFYRE GOD
>>222173454OH NO NO JEETFYRE BROS IS THIS YOUR KING?! HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
ITS HAPPENINGAEMOND WILL SCREAM OUT MOMMY AS HE CUMS IN ALYS ALICENT WILL BE SCHLIKING IT LISTENING
>richest man in the world is a Blackfyre chadnothing personnel daeronfags
>>222173233Cersei is the worst possible woman for the role of queen. She literally did everything wrong>cheated on you with her brother of all people>hid 3 bastard children from you>isolated you from your brothers and friends>loved daddy and twin bro more than you despite being married to you for 15 years>planned your death>slept with the guy who killed you>overturned you at every turn
>>222173454he bore the sword! they simply cant argue with this fact
>>222173499Would be hotter if he came in mommy and screamed out alys
>>222173510Oh and most important>aborted all your children
>>222173499... dreamed Jon Roxton as he gets jerked off by Corlys
>>222173510well you know, Robert brought a lot of that on himself by being a poor husband
>>222173510>isolated you from your brothersBoth of his brothers were on the small council, Robert would have known if he attended any of them>loved daddy and twin bro more than you despite being married to you for 15 years>cheated on you with her brother of all people>hid 3 bastard children from youAll robert's fault btw. I could manhandle Cersei properly because I would also care for her, and that's what nobody did.
>Aemond forces his mother to prep him before he makes love to Alys
Was Robert Baratheon a good person?
>>222173247COPE>The play is inspired by the “Robert’s Rebellion” lore of Martin>writer duncan mcmillanthe play is a trash fanfictiononly the books are canon, you can seethe now
>>222173538You do that and you get Strangler'd quicker than you can say pigeon
>>222173510lyanna would hate bobby just as much if not more if he spend his days fucking whores and drinking while neglecting her. cersei have 0 reason to like him
Would Ser Gregory Clegane win The Rape Tournament? Does he even have any equals?
>>222173533sea snake? more like see snake haha
>>222173551The play is canon, ever story beat was approved by GRRM
>>222173550As far as westerosi nobles go, he was normal. Neither particularly good nor bad, he was just a man who was never supposed to be king
>>222173213FUCK YOU, YA' UGLY SUMBITCH! YOU JUST WANTED TO KILL EM' ALL TO BEGIN WITH!
>>222173575as canon as HOTD
>>222173551>puppetry and movement designersYou talmbout mummers?
>>222173561Gregor could never say something like>Don't make me rue the day I raped your motherTo his son and heirHe's definitely up there, could win, but he has some serious competition
>>222173550trying to separate people into camps of "good" or "bad is the sign of an immature and unrefined mind you know
>>222172802>>222172863Renly only chimped out and started his own faction because he feared for his life and Stannis went radio silent for a year. If Renly and Ned secured King's Landing and the Lannisters were disposed the night Robert died then Renly wouldn't have ridden off to the reach to crown himself king.
>>222173510>be Robert>be a SHIT husband>literally dont give a fuck about Cersei>spend your time drinking and whoring, and crying about some northern twat who caused an entire civil war with her cunt dragon prince>ask Robert if there was EVER a chance for him to love her>he flat out says NoGee, I wonder why she despised him?
>>222173617>muh grayfagGreens are good, blacks are bad simple as
>>222173592no, the play is more canon because GRRM hasn't spoken against it
>aemond is going to rape his own mom>alicent is trying to kill her own sonwhy are greens like this
>>222173617While nobody is perfect there are people who clearly fall more into one camp than the other
>>222173620that would go against everything we know about Renly the narcissistic fuck waving his sword around telling everyone he's king, but sure.
>>222173609Yes because gregor would never rue a rape
>>222173247it literally says somebody else is the writer
>>222173561>When you go to a rape competition and your opponent is an average Greens supporter
>>222173454
>>222173654he did rue a rape because he paid for it but the bitch was fat and 12
>>222173654Fuck, you got me thereIn that case only the greens are left
>>222173454now we just need asmon to declare himself for the blacks kek
>Tullys teleporting>Jon Roxton teleporting>Alicent teleportingWhy doesn't Aegon teleport?
>>222173454WHERE IS THE DAEMON BLACKFYRE TRUTH SOCIAL POSTER
>>222173650He was trying to pimp Margaery to Robert throughout the first book, if he had kingly ambitions he'd would have married her himself and secured an alliance with the reach
>>222173695Aegon is still stuck in a good show, while everyone else has long abandoned such an idea
During Robert's rebellion, which side would you have supported and why would it have been Rhaegar's side?
>>222173695Teleporting is tied to presence of dick
only women, liberals and gays support daeron "dornish lover" waters
>>222173695He wasted his mana on healing spells
>>222173695Tullys don't teleport, they swim
>>222173748Ah yes, the entire Tully and Stark host swam across that river
>Tully guy eats a raw fish before the joust>Raymun and Steffon Fossoway are throwing apple puns left and right>Beesbury gets a bee coffinA think I loved about Dunk is how much houses larped as their sigil
>>222173711He had kingly ambition but not while Robert was alive. He wouldn't betray Robert because the optic of that is far harder to justify than betraying Stannis. Instead him pimping out Margaery is to help his boy toy's sister become queen.
>>222173778fucking bee magic
HE BORETHE SWWOOOORRRRD
>>222173719Why would I side with Rhaegar the Rapist? All targshits deserve death.
>>222173774Of course
The White Stag appeared to the Kingmaker and not Rhaenyra
The schedule for the play says 2 performances will be recorded. So is HBO going to release those recordings?
>Cersei did not intend to squander Tommen's strength playing wet nurse to sparrows, or guarding the wrinkled cunts of a thousand sour septas. Half of them are probably praying for a good raping. "Your sparrows have clubs and axes. Let them defend themselves."
>>222173800But Lyanna loved him
>>222173811It is known
>fuck cersei's brains out, give her multiple orgasms>after that cuddle with her, give her gentle kisses and tell her shes as smart as tywin if not smarter it would have been that simple to tame her
>>222173811Both actually.
>>222173820Her pov chapters are the funniest shit ever, I cannot hate her no matter what she does, she's my gurl
If I was married to Catelyn Tully or Cersei Lannister I would fling myself off the parapets in Maegor's Holdfast
So we all agree that if GRRM were to ever finish the books(he won't) it would've ended with the Seven Kingdoms becoming independent again, just as they were before Aegon the Conqueror. right?
>>222173853lol no, GRRM is anti-independence and pro-globalist
>>222173853No. The North + Vale + Riverlands go to King Bran. Dorne goes Indy. Highgarden, Westerlands, and Crownlands end up under fAegon. The Iron Islands end up pulled into the sea.
>>222173853we just have to wait until he dies and we can read the notes and half-finished stuff
>>222172926lol pandaboy know what's up
>>222173820>>222173843Why is she like this?
>>222172435It took 22 years but finally he isnt the cringest member of the Dayne dynasty
>>222173853>>222173882Meanwhile in reality, the humble littlefinger empire:
Let's say hypothetically he finishes TWoW. Does he end the story or does he go forward with some sad attempt at a Dream of Spring?
>>222173882Why wouldnt Dorne support fAegon?Did they figure out he is a Blackfyre?
The part of the Rebellion that I would be very interested in is Petyr starting his scheming arc. How he goes from almost dying to the most accomplished man in Gulltown.
>>222173914It's literally impossible to finish the story in one bookIn fact even two books might not be enough
>>222173853That would just completely invalidate GURMs peace and love message of everyone overcoming their petty grievances to work together for a better future
>>222172451Reminder that he was right about litterally everyone in his court and family conspiring against him. Aside his entusiasm for fire he wasnt that insane compared to the average level of the imbred aliens
>“Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs."
>>222173853no, branraven will create a global state
>>222173914Dream of Spring is never coming out, it will be released as manuscripts and notes
>>222173853GRRM's idea of a good king is omnipotent 9 year old who can travel through time
>>222173917He gets exiled by Hoster Tully for deflowering Lysa (who was literally raping him) and probably uses whatever connection he gained at riverrun to get a job counting coins at the docksFrom there its all skill
>>222173914i think everyone, including george knows that dream of spring will never be released. he shouldnt even start writing it but instead write more dunk and fire and blood and maybe roberts rebellion and stuff like that
>>222173853GRRM opposes independence movements and wants unity
Spain is having its Rhoynar migration right now lol
>>222173939contrasting Tolkien, whose idea of a good king is an aryan uberchad who can heal you with magic.
>>222172523They wanted Margaery to be Queen. While Ned was the Hand their plan was to find a way to disgrace Cersei to the point of divorce so Margaery could take her place
Daenerys is an immediate skip in every book except Feast where Cersei takes her place. Holy fuck they are insufferable.
>>222173853Lol noThe 7 kingdoms would be abolished, and merged into a parliamentary democracy called United States of Westeros
>>222173932Why would Robert be ejaculating on Cersei's face?
Knowing my boy GRRM he already finished TWoW ages ago and is already almost done with DoS and just prefers to release then post humously
>>222173977*9 kingdoms
>>222173930>he was right about litterally everyone in his court and family conspiring against himHe caused that all by himselfNobody forced him to tell Tywin his wife had great tits and call Cersei a lowly servantNobody forced him to ragebait Rhaegar and his wife every dayAnd of course nobody forced him to burn two starks and ask for the head of a baratheon
>>222173982why not?
>>222173956I saw that lmao
>>222173985>doesheknow.jpeg
>>222173988don't come to the king if you can't take the bantz
How do you start a series in the 1980s in your 30s and just never fucking finish it?
>>222173985They are so shit (and have the same outcomes as the show) that he wants to die before the backlash
>>222173991Why would he do it to start with and I doubt he could given how drunk he often was
>Daenerys is an immediate skip in every book except Feast where Cersei takes her place. Holy fuck they are insufferable.
THE TIDE
PROMISE ME GEORGEPROMISE ME YOU'LL PROTECT THE CANON
I am once again requesting Ygritte pictures
>>222174002it's all about power. As long as he doesn't release the book he is one of the most influential men in pop culture. Once he releases it and it sucks all those people sucking him off with fuck off.
Robert is a cuck. Rhaegar won.
>>222173971If you skip Cersei's kino chapters you are unironically brown
>>222173915Because Darkstar is the ruler of Dorne at the end of the books.
>>222173982He’s so drunk he doesn’t realise he isn’t inside her and is fucking her hand. The face is just getting splash damage.
>>222174040what did rhaegar win? A son who got shanked in the night watch and will probably come back autistic?
>>222174032...what kind, anon?
>>222174047How could he fuck her hand without him knowing and so it'ss also in a position to splash on her face?
Cersei chapters cure my insomnia
Imagine being drunk and Cersei is giving you a tightjob Dream life
>>222174061>what did rhaegar win?He is Azor Ahai. His son is Lightbringer and the Prince that was Promised.
>>222174044>Darkstar
>>222173784>He had kingly ambitionHe doesn't though. He only gets the fuck out of dodge when its clear the Lannisters are about to take over aand gathers a giant army on the basis he's going to be king because they represent a clear danger to him, and I've never quite got how the autists of /tv/ expect him to turn around to Mace in the middle of a treasonous rebellion and go "yeah on second thoughts lets make my brother who hates you king I'll be his heir still assuming he doesn't knock his wife up though so wait 20 years maybe GG?
>>222174073Ask George. He’s the one who wrote it that way.
>222174081>t. Lancel
>>222174014Cersei gives good head, can make any guy cum
>>222174044>figure of night rules the kingdom of sunholy kino
>>222174081ROBERT SHE’S DOING IT ON PURPOSE SO YOU DON’T CUM IN HERROBERT PLEASE
>star fall>morning>all this light imagery>will be ruled by a DARK starwow just wow Georgebravoa masterpiece is subversive pottery
>>222174062Cute ones I just like Rose Leslie
>ywn cum inside Ashara DayneThrow me from the ToJ
Do you think she licked Robert's hairy arsehole too?
>>222173882>he thinks Dany won't win the Iron Thronelol
>>222173853No, the show ending is clearly the book ending as he envisions it: It ends ambigiously with Westeros falling under the dictatorship of Bran's magic police state. With Bran actually beeing a puppet of the Weirwood hivemind.
>>222173926
>arthur dayne>gay>dies by getting back shotted by howlen reedpottery
>>222174093oh year gather a giant army to immediately try killing your brother to protect yourself.>macethis little fan theory that the Tyrells puts him up to it doesn't excuse Renly as a nigger. If your in-laws tell you to kill your brother a just man would tell them to fuck off.
>>222174061>what did rhaegar winThe duel and Lyana's virgin pussy
If only Barristan won the joust, the kingdom would be safe
>>222174190Ashara would have laughed at his incel ass
>>222174196She's not like that. She's not a cunt like Cersei
>>222172926>slow burn episodesthe only thing burning is shit
>>222174204anon... she was a hoor
>>222174181>a horse-faced cunt's pussylol
>>222174224Don't make me even harder
>>222174233>t. dothraki horsenigger
>>222173811>Oh my God, a white stag, it's proof she has divine right to rule, she is the Prince that was Promised!>Nooooo! The throne cutting her isn't a bad omen, who cares, omens are fake, it's just a chair! ACK!
>>222174221Yes Cersei was, I agree
>>222174204Do you really think Barristan had a chance with this? He is a crusty old man.
I have noticed this really weird phenomena where you can claim literally anything happened in the books, and no one challenges it. Like if you just say "In ADWD, Euron resurrects Ser Duncan as a Water Wight and forces him to rape Sansa", and everyone just rolls with it. So has either no one in the world actually read the books, or is the fandom entirely bots?
>>222174196imagine simping for the biggest slut in dorne lmao
>>222174255he was only in his 40s back then.
>>222174176>oh year gather a giant army to immediately try killing your brother to protect yourself.He doesn't though he's very slowly making his way to the capital while its starving I doubt he thought Stannis was actually going to make a move he doesn't care once he does because as far as he's concerned he's obviously going to win and he dosen't care about Stannis>this little fan theory that the Tyrells puts him up to it doesn'tOh I don't believe that for a second its clearly Renly's plan Mace is nowhere near KL while he's telling Ned to seize control after that things move way too fast to scheme.
>>222174268Jorah...
>>222174261it's a long and dense series, anon. I read them all and occasionally I missed some shit and some anon could pull a fast one on me.
>>222174152Dany's story has been known for years. She burns King's Landing down destroying Others, and then dies and is resurrected as a Ice Wight by Jon Snow and rules the Night Fort with the two of them as Undead Wights.
>>222174261This isnt true. People just dont reply to your boring ass posts.
>>222174261>waaah why don't people give me a (You) for my shitty posts waaah
>>222174248>t. jealous westranny
>>222174275the whole self-defense theory falls apart when your ass remembers that he has the Stormlands. He doesn't need to ally with the Tyrells if his only plan was to defend himself.
>>222174261I read them years ago and I refuse to reread them until winds come out, which would be neverAlso its true, Euron resurrected Ser Duncan, it came to me in a dream
>>222174255No, but he would still present her the favor and the realm would be safe
>>222174339no, because then Lyanna would still hook up with Rhaegar via magic skype and fuck off with him.
>>222172695Wait this ACTUALLY happens in the play?
>>222174360Bloodraven hasn't updated his remote chatting software yet, so no
>>222174365no
young girls always want fire when they should prefer mud
>>222174365yes. ser gregor is finally revealed as the good
>>222174365no. Elia is just an evil cunt who plotted to betray both Rhaegar and Aerys but failed. This makes the Lannisters marginally less evil because they were inflicting on her what she was going to inflict on the Targs.
>>222174387they need the bad puseh
>>222174387Some petty riverlord with 3 sheeps to his name has made this post
>>222174333And thats going to last if the Lannisters win the civil war going on and he's the last person with a rival claim standing is it?
Vale women are uglier than their sheep!
>>222172956This kind of augmentation is so retarded using grrm saying that. Of course that's the case in relation to his own books but that's doesn't in any way mean that information in other adaptions is invalid. It's like saying Hold Door isn't canon because that information isn't published in his books yet.
>>222174387>waaaah why didn't the 18 year old maiden pick me even though I was 45 and sworn to celibacyBarristan is so salty
>>222174436You're just gay Daemon>>222174451>maidenlol
>>222172695>in the name of the mother leave that boy be!
>>222174451>maiden
>>222172350
>>222173551The "trash fanfiction" lines up one to one with everything GRRM has been writing in his books so if it's trash then so is GRRM's story that you seem to hold in some regard.
>>222172695>>222174469BASED GREGOR
>She fucked Brandon, Elia, and Moonboy for all I know
>>222174435Renly not betraying Stannis doesn't mean he has to sit still and do nothing. He could still coordinate with his brother the true king to fuck up the Lannisters while they are busy with the Starks, then he would remain the lord of Storm's End and paramount of the Stormlands while his brother becomes king, perfectly safe without having to sell his soul to the Tyrells.
>>222174120Based Rosebro
>>222174469Could he solo Arthur Dayne?
>>222174492He can't even solo a non-gloaty Oberyn
>>222174492yes. He could solo everyone. Oberyn winning is plot armor bullshit. All that acrobatic move is tiring and the stupid nigger would run out of breath while Gregor the based is fresh.
>>222174478People are more mad about the details such Rhaella being actually evil, Robert losing the fight, etcThese are things completely incongruent with canon material from the booksThen making Elia be an evil whore because all dornish people have to be evil whores is not a plot hole or anything but is just an odd thing to add to the story. This is stuff I hope is not from George.Stuff like Lyanna being prophecy obsessed is neither here nor there. There were signs, I'm fine with it and it probably comes from the fatman
Memes aside though Ashara really was a fucking skank if she fucked Brandon and was trying to get with Eddard as well. Nasty.
>>222174513You realize speed always trumps pure strength right? Its common knowledge.
>>222174473>brandon stark dishonored ashara!ohnonono
>>222174526northern men are quite big, you see
>>222174506>>222174513cope, Oberyn lost like a little bitch
>>222172956>>222172975
Ashara never fucked Brandon or anyone else. She only ever had sex with Eddard and got pregnant. When she saw baby Jon and assumed he had cheated on her, she killed herself. Ashara is faithful wife material.
>>222174526She never tried to get with Ned. Ned never tried to get with her. Ned was a volcel saving himself for marriage.
>>222174544Stop seething Robert Strong. Oberyn won, till he started gloating. If he didn't do that, would've won, period.
>>222174524Rhaella and Elia were not made "evil", their characters were given more detail and context
>>222174513>could he beat x?>Of course he would! Sure, canonically he couldn't but I don't like it.Arthur Dayne wasn't a twink, and book Jaime is a big guy too, they could both beat the mountain
>>222174584>Iflol
>>222174591I distinctly remember book Jaime doing the power scaling in his head and concluding that Gregor is one of the few men who could fuck him up.
>>222174590>their characters were given more detail and contextThe detail and context in question is Rhaella maniacally laughing while people burned alive and Elia planning to betray her own troops to sack kingslanding herselfI have no problem with Elia being a bit of a schemer, you are supposed to be when in her position, but if the leaks are true she was not only evil but also comically retarded
>>222174619ok but what about young bobby b? can jaime take him?
>>222174513this. in the real world little twinks cant beat 8 feet tall muscular gigachads, theres 0 chance. obviously martin was never anywhere close to a fist fight or he would know, and i assume its the same with weapons and armor
>>222174591I mean if you wanna go down the canonical route, Gregor won.
>>222174619One of the men who had a chance against him*Gregor could win, or Jaime could win, he considers it a close match
>>222174631Get over it dude, go cry on reddit about misogyny or whatever
>>222174486>without having to sell his soul to the Tyrells.Well thats an issue because he quite clearly likes the Tyrells a lot more than he does Stannis. He's fucked 2 of them for a start.
>>222174643Play Robert apparently btfo both the mountain and oberyn at harrenhalBut then again, this would make Rhaegar the greatest fighter in westeros without anyone realizing, so we cannot take the play as a reliable source for this stuff
>>222174665not an excuse for being a nigger.
>>222173909>Westerosi Bravos Public Affairs Committee orchestrating events so that only pliable lord indebted to the iron bank and depicted in acts of fornication on Littlefinger's tapestries remain in power after the war
Do you think The Hound's end was done decently in GoT?
>>222174611Yes, if. Gregor is dead, either way.
>>222174741only due to poison niggetry.
>>222174750Get Citadel'd faggot lol
>>222174732EhI liked him becoming a septonIt never felt like he was obsessed with the mountain at all to me
>>222174741Reminder that Gregor's soul lives on and he will kill Nymeria and Tyene in TWOW
>>222174760>comes back as robert strongnothing personnel, grey rat.
>>222174750>N-NO IT DOESN'T COUNT
>>222174611Its funny how him and Mamoa ended up having the biggest careers after the show despite barely having any screentime.
>Tried to be a good dad to Mya>Grieves his parents>Defeats Oberyn and Gregor>Is nice to RhaegarApologize to Bob
>>222174789it really doesn't. It's like claiming you won a sword fight when you used a gun.
>>222174750god i hate dornish niggers. reminder that oberyn fucked someone's girl and when the guy challenged him to an honorable duel he used a poisoned blade and killed him with that.
>>222174830reminder that dornish honour is a word used ironically in-universe
>>222174783>>222174788No connection whatsoever. Sorry, Qyfag, you lost.
>>222174808Gregor was on the fucking ground, Oberyn lost because he was gloatingBoth died. It's a draw
>>222174830swarthy dornoid rats really are the worst people lmaothey make ironborn seem honorable
Every Dornish pov is shit
>>222174844Elia lost, Oberyn lost, Quentyn lost, Doran is losing, Arianne is a dumb slut
>>222174849Gregor the based was baiting the fucking retard in. Oberyn lost due to low intelligence.
>>222174802>lost to rhaegarIt doesn't matter, he could have raped arthur dayne in fair fight and he would still have lost aura because of this
>>222174862Ser Gregor the wise....
why do people say George gasses up the dornishmen considering how humiliatingly they get their asses handed to them in both the books and the show?
>>222174858literal filler tier, which is retarded in an already bloated book>the whole plot line is about this mystery why Doran is letting his daughter hag up instead of marrying her off>the mystery is solved in the same book and could have just been a footnote offscreen
>>222174890I think he likes Dorne as a region but hates the Martells
>>222174890magic niggers capturing 4 castles within 2 weeks
>>222174860Gregor died, Tywin died, Arianne is next Princess of Dorne, Doran will win. Also, Rhaenys lost, Daeron lost, Meraxes lost. Cope.
>>222174915>Gregor diedNot for long!
>>222174915>Doran will win.the most dead family members in Westeros award
>>222174915>Doran will win.Doran is about to support a "targaryen" just to have a shocked pikachu face when the golden company puts a golden skull on the throne
If you really think about it Ser Gregor is truly a saint. If any one of you were in his shoes with that power you would be raping every day. The fact that a man like him MAYBE only raped one time says a lot about his character.
>>222174931Stop raping, ser!
>>222174922>the most dead family members in Westeros awardBut enough about the Baratheons
>>222174955Dunk is his great grandpa btw.
>>222174929doran doesnt give a shit about the throne he just want to kill the lannisters
>>222174912>keep their prisoners alive as long as possible while also torturing them as cruelly as possible>all for funeven fucking IRONBORN dont do this lmao
>>222174929He knows quite well, problem is Aegon is an impatient zoom-zoom and skipped the Daenerys betrothal as planned by Illyrio and Varys
>>222174956the Baratheons will never die out. At least half of Westeros is Baratheons.
>>222174968in the process he's got his son and brother killed
ser gregor should have married brienne
>>222174992both of them asked for it
>>222174985Animal form furries don't count, anon. They'll get venison'd anyway
>>222174999he's not into uggos
>>222174992Brother did it himself though, son it's still up in the air. If it's true, it's the uglier son anyway
The Mountain that Rides
>>222174999>marriedGregor only reproduces trough rape
Gregor is impotent. That's why every rape produced no heir.
>>222174931>has 24/7 migraines due to the brain tumor causing his massive size>drunk and high on milk of the poppy all day to copeSer Gregor the Good is a victim in truth
>>222174513Oberyn prepared for that fight for almost 20 years. In the books he knows about Clegane's chronic migraines and uses a polished shield to blind him and his screaming is intentional not only for the confession but because the noise and light makes his migraines worseand Clegane isn't skilled, he has no notable kills other than butchering unarmed peasants
Gregor was just following orders and not legally or morally culpable for what happened during the sack
So every tall person in the story is related to Duncan now?
>>222175092>he has no notable kills other than butchering unarmed peasantsThose were false flags by Tullymen.
>>222175099only greg and brienne
Will Gendry ever be relevant again?
>>222175131Well yeah he’ll rule Storm’s End
>>222175127Exactly
>>222174526honestly it's kino that she's a fucking whore that got rejected by Ned and Barristan after she tried to corrupt them. So she settles for Brandon the dipshit to cope. Ned only fucks his wife for the sole purpose of procreationit's sad that Lyanna's selfishness fucked up Ned's marriage, she made him promise to not tell Jon or anyone who is parents were
>>222175011is brienne really that ugly? i think its unrealistic. tall, blonde, blue eyed and in good shape, that alone makes her 6/10 at least
>>222174783>Lannisfags are so desperate for a win that they think getting your soul popped back into a horrific undead monstrosity and subjected to constant pain that makes what you suffered in life seem bearable is a positiveLol. Your autistic god died shitting.
Tywin lucked out so good when his father created House Clegane, imagine just being handed two of the world's most fearsome warriors like that
>>222175156>is brienne really that ugly?yes
Littlefinger started Robert's Rebellion. I don't have proof but I just know it.
>>222175163Ser Gregor returned to life to fulfill his duty to House Lannister, a true hero
>>222175131>>222175142in the books his entire role is taken by Edric Storm. Gendry is there to show that Lyanna and Robert would have gotten along perfectly if she wasn't a dumb whore>>222175156no, her face is horrific and she's built like a tranny
>>222175092>and Clegane isn't skilled, he has no notable kills other than butchering unarmed peasantsoh I guess Beric Dondarrion is an unarmed peasant now.
>>222175198>Bran will become king over a legitimised Edric StormYeah, right.Gendry is getting Storm’s End.
>>222175221Gendry couldn't find Storm's End on a map
>>222175255Yeah, he’s a peasant, which means he’ll have trouble holding Storm’s End alone becoming king.
>>222175196Robert Strong is a God damn abomination against all laws of gods and men.Top tier Lannister material, in other words.
>>222175221Vary is obviously going to use Edric Storm to capture Storm's End. And get the West using Tyrek Lannister. LF is going to try and use Mya Stone to get Storm's End at some point, he plotting to marry her off to somebody loyal to him for a reasonLF and Varys are going to have a war using bastards and distant relatives to control kingdoms
>>222175279akshually as a city dweller and a blacksmith he would be considered a burgher.
>>222174860>Elia losther grandson will be king>Oberyn losthis daughters will defeat the Lannisters>Quentyn lostQuentyn is alive and rides a drgon>Doran is losing"Until the Mountain crushed my brother's skull, no Dornishmen had died in this War of the Five Kings. Tell me, Captain, is that my shame or my glory?">Arianne is a dumb slutArianne will be queen
>>222175290Shut up nerd
>>222175288why would he get the west with a horse
>>222175298AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>222175203>ambushed him because Pycelle was a traitor who told Tywin exactly where he was goingreally?
>>222175323>anon thinks Beric only died once to Gregorlol
>>222175350>>222175350>>222175350
>>222175298>"Until the Mountain crushed my brother's skull, no Dornishmen had died in this War of the Five Kings. Tell me, Captain, is that my shame or my glory?">get perfect opportunity for revenge>do nothing because you are a pussy>half your revenge list dies before you can claim justice>act like it was 4D chessmassive Martell cope, this clown could have ended the Lannisters if he teamed up with the Starks earlier. if he'd acted during the Greyjoy rebellion with Reach Targ loyalists he could have won as well
>>222175402the funnier question is why didn't Doran just take the Targaryen children into his household in secret so one of them wouldn't get golden showered to death
>>222172661Rough and tribal men versus sweet summer children. He's right, the north has its job cut out for it. You're playing the game of Joffrey
