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Dorne is pure reddit
Codd-Manwoody alliance still standing strong!
>>222175370I love reddit now
>>222175350What the fuck was his problem?
>Elia losther son will be king>Oberyn losthis daughters will defeat the Lannisters>Quentyn lostQuentyn is alive and rides a drgon>Doran is losing"Until the Mountain crushed my brother's skull, no Dornishmen had died in this War of the Five Kings. Tell me, Captain, is that my shame or my glory?">Arianne is a dumb slutArianne will be queen
HOLYFUCKINGAURA
>>222175370what was in the letter Dorne sent to Aegon The Conquerer?
Kneel and start sucking, anon.
Next episode teasers from some faggot ass tranny that saw it earlier.
>>222175406>Maester Pavel, I'm Kingsguard
>>222175350GOT isn't canonHOTD isn't canonAKOTSK isn't canonThe Play isn't canon>Only the books are canonhttps://grrm.livejournal.com/352453.html?thread=18585285#t18585285
>>222175370why are dornoid rats such dishonorable swarthy FREAKS?
>>222175445Yeah and N+A=J right?
>>222172265>no. There were only ever 40 dragonlord family in all of Valyria and the Targs were one of them. They might be the bottom tier of the 40 but they are not low nobility. The Velaryons and Celtigar are low nobility.top 40 families in Weteros would include bums like the Freys. Targs were losers not even trusted with the knowledge of how to make Valyrian steel or making structures of black stone
>>222175370why are dornchads such cunning beautiful GODS?
>>222175407Detailed drawings of the Ullers sodomising Rhaenys.
>>222175467I don't know, is that part of the books?
>>222175445>>Only the books are canonno shit? Dany turning into hitler and the tyrells jobbing quickly were clearly never part of george's plan
>>222175407That Rhaenys is alive and raped by big Uller cock
>>222175467>actual interesting character that adds depth to Ned>or Dornish whore #472she was obviously never Jon's mother, but making her another bisexual dornish slut is just boring
>>222175407was aegon an imoutochad?
Dorne is better. Cope Targoids and Lanniscucks.
>>222175509>Dany turning into hitler and the tyrells jobbing quickly were clearly never part of george's planThey clearly are The Tyrells are probably the major house bar the Targaryens I’m most confident will go extinct
>>222175472The Freys literally are one of the strongest family of the realm so I don't get your point. Disrespected, yes, but always the guy you want to have on your rebellion. Plus it's hard to call the Targs low nobility when the Scales and Celtigar existed.
>>222175445Play is canon, GOT is canon
>>222175445based. ashara is a pure maiden who only had sex once (1 time) with her tragic love ned. shes NOT a slut
>>222175472>top 40 families in Weteros would include bums like the FreysI don’t think so?
>>222175566Ashara is the QVEEN OF LOVE AND BEAUTYThe nigger-filled play is a mummer's farce
>>222175544>get conquered/beat up a bunch>the singular moment your superior enemies finally leave after you agreed to a peace deal, immediately stab them in the back again>or just lie about wanting peace to begin with, and ambush the other party who came in good faithdornoid rats make the ironborn look honorable
Legend says she fucked every man at Harrenhal except Eddard Stark and Barristan Selmy
>>222175509>tyrells jobbing quicklyAegon and Tarly will make quick work of them in TWOW
THE RATCATCHERS
Ned was a volcel who wasn’t interested in Ashara
hotd is so goddamn awful it's not even fun to hatethe only fun i have with the show is having fellow doomposters give me (You)s
>>222175596Ser, that was your mother; the queen o' whores.
>>222175596only because they thot patrolled her.
any tv show, movie, animated series or play where white characters are race swapped is NOT canon. its that simple
>>222175544AI garbage
>>222175590>t. seething targoid or baratheonigger
>>222175616Beesbury was avenged, there is no reason to watch hotd anymore. I guess you could watch for Gwayne until they kill him.
>greyjoy rebellion>all of Robert's loyal armies go to the West coast>road to King's Landing is wide open>could marry Dany to Tyrells or other Reach Targ loyalists>Redwyne fleet could have surprise attacked the royal fleet when they went to take care of the Greyjoys>instead sit in the cuck chair and do nothing>end result is Robert cementing his ruleDoran is truly a 4D chess master
>>222175596>Barristan thinks he sees tears on Ashara’s cheeks>It’s actually the cum of half a dozen knightsTopkek
>the play was hecking canonI guess half the characters are actually niggers AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
reminderRobert is 4chanRhaegar is reddit
What are Barristan Selmy’s feats?
>>222175616I have fun shitposting about it, don't take it seriously and just laugh at it with us.
>>222175544Why didn’t Targs develop a counter measure for the one thing able to take down dragons
>>222175657Robert is the redditest character. He is the mascot of reddit
>>222175657There’s been a vibe shift.
>>222175633>t.swarthyratwhoseheadgotcrushed
>>222175657>autistic schizo vs. depressed normalfag who drinks too much and gets cheated on by his wifeRhaegar is 4chan.Robert is Reddit.
The minstrels sing she was found in a tent with Brandon Stark's cock in her pussy and Benjen Stark's cock in her ass, they say she was desperate to have two Stark brothers at once.
what a fucking whore holy shit on the other hand knowing what I know of Rhaella now, I would fuck her
>>222175684>t. dumbfuckwhodiedofpainworsethanflaying
>>222175666Being an incredibly shit judge of character>Rhaelle is a dutiful mother>Elia is a meek, kind woman>Ashara is a sweet maid>Rhaegar is an accomplished dutiful princeBarristan the Bold? Barristan the Blind more like
>>222175544theres no realistic scenario where they cant conquer dorne with 3 dragons and most of westeros united against them. its such a cringe nonsense stuff by george. i bet that boomer hippie was thinking about vietnam or afghanistan or some shit, fucking fatso
Reminder that the play is 1000% real and all the characters are NIGGERS!
>>222175666>defeated an old man in a tourney>killed a disabled incest freak>saved the worst king>obey said king when he raped his wife>got fired by a boy>killed a scorpion>killed an unarmored ufc fighter>on his way to die in some foreign land thousands of miles from home
>>222175560>strongestLeverage isnt strength. The freys have one single thing of worth, their bridge, and that only when someone needs it. Honestly I dont know why someone doesnt just build another bridgeNapoleons armies could throw up a new bridge in literally one day
>>222175720Ashara and Arthur had to have their characters changed to account for the fact that the actors are black and therefore a nasty slut and zesty as fuck.
>one twitterfag leak vs 100 gullible redditorswhou would win
>>222175655>>222175720>doesn’t understand the difference in casting norms between theatre and tv
Realistically how many cocks did Ashara take? She claimed to have "many lovers"
>>222175769not counting some Dornish squires, only Brandon
Reminder for all 2 IQ retards
>>222175616It’s been this way since s2
>>222175421I see he's been learning from his uncles
>>222175796it's not gonna work m8, the play has shifted the meta for Robert's Rebellion and you can't suppress or censor it by crying about canon
bros... if this the actual canon shit i am glad george doesn't finish winds or dream
>>222175729they are also the single strongest army in the Riverlands. The Tullys with all their vassals have more, but individually the Freys could wipe the floor with their liege. You are not nobody when you are the top dog of one of the nine kingdoms. They are also rich as hell and could afford to hire a sellsword army to further balloon their number if necessary. Most houses are land rich but cash poor while the Freys are one of the few exception.
>>222175616hotd? this is just a more active version of the /lit/ thread kek
>>222175818Rhaegar was always the winner, Robert admits it in AGOT
>>222175796Retards will retard.
>>222175500>>222175516how does this make him cuck?>>222175537he only loved Rhaenys the imouto but i'm waiting for the conquest play where it will be revealed that Visenya is the true conqueror.
>>222175823which is why i have enjoyed these threads of recent more than the actual show discussion threads
GOT IS CANONHOTD IS EVEN MORE CANONTHE PLAY IS CANON
>>222175796I wish Gurm was my friend in real life
>>222175769probably hundreds. she was basically free use for all the servants, stable boys and squires around her, not to mention every knight she met
>>222175821Perhaps but they are also honorless dogs and oathbreakers, and the whole realm knows it. Who would sell their sword to such creatures?
>>222175823and I am proud of it. The average 4chins show watchers are also articulate scholarly men.
>>222175796Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead is canon, bro.
head canon bros... why do we keep taking Ls?
>>222175846her show made my peepee exceptionally hard
>>222175880What’s that?
>>222175729>Honestly I dont know why someone doesnt just build another bridgebecause 90% of GRRM's worldbuilding is plot device driven rather than logical>North has 2 coasts and massive forests>despite this they don't have a fleet>Hoster Tully doesn't punish the Freys at all for not helping during the Rebellion>all the lords who hate the Freys don't join together to finance another bridge>Ned does nothing to get back the New Gift or strengthen the Watch despite being best friends with Robert>Ned somehow knows nothing about current politics in the realm, despite being close to both the King and Handthere are 100 other things I could list that make no sense but GRRM required it for his plot twists to happen
Even with all the bad this part was still one the KINOEST television moments, shame /tv/ does not allow sound, the violin that follow it is peak.
>>222175666>cut his way through the Golden Company to defeat the last Blackfyre in single combat, a freak of nature strong enough to kill a horse with a single punch>one man commando mission to get Aerys out of Duskendale>killed Simon Toyne, the leader of the kingswood brotherhood, an outlaw who had managed to evade capture for years>killed dozens of men at the Trident before being wounded>lead the invasion of one of the Iron Islands during the Greyjoy rebellion>still competitive in tourneys at 50+ years old>just drawing his sword was enough to make the rest of the kingsguard shit themselvesI know it's a funny meme to pretend that all of the good fighter characters never actually did anything, but Barristan lives up to his reputation.
>>222175859>Alicent and Rhaenyra scissoring in septa hoodies is realMy dick
>>222175873gold is gold my nigga.
>>222175893A totally canon play written by a third party to be set during the events of another more famous story.
>>222175902>>222175729>waaaah why isn't my headcannon happening!?
>>222175939Statement. One-love.
>>222175796winds soon, GRRM comments are accurate and reliable>>222175821>half their lands are swamps bordering the neck>bridge is in the middle of nowhere, should barely get any traffic or trade>somehow they are rich with a massive population to support a bunch of soldiersGRRM bros...
>>222175919How did she get away with this though? Not shot there isnt a massive revolt after.
>>222175944Why did you link my post in this pitiful little trolling attempt
Even Harry Potter trannies were smart enough to completely disregard Cursed Child despite it having JKR's blessing and input
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!
>>222175965Let it go bro, Robert lost
>>222175974nigger bros we won, the play is Canon™ after all
Post Ygritte and her hair kissed by fire
>>222176008<3
>>222175974ayo, you be saying we wuz Starks n shiet? We wuz kangz of winter nikka. We wuz wargs and built da Wall
>>222175965this, and that dumb slag even said that its canon, george never said that the nigger play is canon and he actually stated that the tv shows and the books are a different world and story
The human nature of cope is truly amazing. Just let it go.
>>222175998>>222176001/pol/ lost, nazis lost, Robert lost, Ashara was a slut, you've never have a girlfriend
>>222175561how does this prove play is canon
>>222176008Rusty roof = moldy cellar
Reminder that the books are fake and non-canon. >Only GoT is canon>Only HotD is canon>Only the Mad King play is canon
>>222176036It doesn’t, there are truly sub80 IQ retards itt daily
>>222175919This bitch is one of the most beautiful woman alive.
>>222175974Why is it always about race with you people?
>>222176008>new play beyond the wall>she will be a nig>and she's sucking giantthen some subhuman will say it's canon lmfao
>>222175544AI Kino.
>>222175666killing that big fucker in Stepstones rescuing Aerys from Duskendaleuhhhhhhhprobably some other stuff
>>222176047Hair can't be green unlesa painted
>>222176008>>222176018>At a lord's court the girl would never have been considered anything but common, he knew. She had a round peasant face, a pug nose, and slightly crooked teeth, and her eyes were too far apart. Jon had noticed all that the first time he'd seen her, when his dirk had been at her throatshe's a 3/10, Jon literally had to be put under threat of death to fuck her
>>222175919>She cannot escape the go---ACK!
Ashara lost all her aura, it's over, we need a new waifu
>>222175846Which actress do you think is the best to portray Rhaenys?
>>222176099>She had a round peasant face, a pug nose, and slightly crooked teeth, and her eyes were too far apart.WTF so the show lied to me??? why'd they cast Rose Leslie for this shit
>>222176099>at a lord's court>she isn't jewed by shitty beauty standardsThank god. The red hair itself makes her mog every southron girl
>>222176099lol she cant compete with arya.
>>222176065Too bad about her tits eh
play niggas how we we doing? we won fr. shieeeetttt even rhaegar won fo sho
>>222176099>”move and I’ll kill you”>”fuh dis bitch mid”
>"why does every like Arthur Dayne, he was a sword swallowing faggot who jobbed to a midget"apologize to Darkstar
>>222175616Its still better than early /got/
>>222175974>white country>white author>all characters are canonically white>cast niggers insteadi hate angloids
>>222175960because le peasants cant rise
Lannisters > Starks > Targaryens > Greyjoys > Tullys > Tyrells > Martells > Arryns
>>222176167>can't even kill a little girl He'd get trampled by a wild deer
>>222176173it's standard practice in theater
>>22217617610/10 worst to best house ranking
>>222176170we need this back
>>222175350>twitter feminists and 4chan incels hate the play>normies love itbased horseshoe wins again
>>222176173>>white country
>>222176118idk. we don't watch /tv/ here.
Remider that Ashara is a PVRE VIRGIN who didn't even fuck Ned.
>>222176230Only a few vocal libtards that post here hate it. Most of us think it's based.
>>222176256her pussy was filled with cream from all seven kingdoms + riverlands
>>222175407 i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont stop invading dorne i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222176256Ashara made the eight
>>222176256how did she get pregnant then?
>>222176277>maesters concocted a creamy ointment to ease period pain Oh Ashara, I will help her when she's going to the moon cycle
>>222176222There were the Lucerys posters I guess they never reached quite those heights of pederastic autism.
Ashara of the many lovers
>>222175902Right because Scotland has a mighty fleet
Why do you moids want Rhaegar to have raped Lyanna so much? The girl was 15. Isn't it better if it was consensual at least?
>>222176295She was never pregnant, it was all a lie. She only kissed Ned and khs when she thought he had cheated
>>222176170this place is way too low power level now. even the lukeposter got driven away by the 4twitter
>>222176320based ashara shes truly a pure maiden
I will take Ashara's maindenhead. She is saving herself for me in marriage.
if she loved cock so much, why did she kill herself? Checkmate.
>>222176065top tier in Tudors also dany season 1
>Tyrion Lannister had claimed that most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it, but Jon was done with denials. He was who he was; Jon Snow, bastard and oathbreaker, motherless, friendless, and damned. For the rest of his life—however long that might be—he would be condemned to be an outsider, the silent man standing in the shadows who dares not speak his true name. Wherever he might go throughout the Seven Kingdoms, he would need to live a lie, lest every man's hand be raised against him.we need Jon and Darkstar to meet so they can have an edgelord fest
Why did the Daynes lied to Ned Dayne about the whore Ashara and the fag Arthur?
Ashara Dayne is pure and not for sexuals
>>222176319No? Raped 14 year olds is GoT gold. Just look at Dany.
>>222176318Scotland is not even 1/10th the size of the North and the North isn't Scotland. That's the Wildlings. Literally with the fucking wall.
>KING'S gaurd>they abandoned their king to gaud the tower of joy where the PRINCE's BASTARD is being born????? oathfags?? care to explain???
Elia Martell did nothing wrong. Tywin propagandists are retards.
>>222176355Edric heard the story from his Allyria (Ashara and Arthur's little sister)
>>222176318Centre of what remains of the UK shipbuilding industry and Glasgow was one of the biggest trading ports in the world for about 2 centuries
>>222176378there are 7 of them so they could spare 3 to guard the prince and the prince's prince.
im so happy that the play is not canon and ashara is a cute virgin. do you think she kissed ned or was that too "slutty" for her? no, i think all they did was awkward handholding
Ser Gregor The Good!
>>222176378Because they had orders.
>>222176382The Martells were snakes who were trying to drive a wedge between Aerys and Rhaegar to weaken the royal family and take over for themselves. They were literally the Lannisters of Robert's Rebellion.
More likeSer Gregor the Good-for-Nothing hehehehe
>>222176399>the prince's prince.elia's son......
>>222176427but the Lannisters already are the Lannisters of Robert's Rebellion
>>222175697Why are Dayne women like this?
>>222176319people didn't like the idea that Lyanna would willingly stay at the ToJ and fuck Rhaegar after finding out her brother and father were dead and Ned had a death sentence on him. But according to the play it turns out she actually begged Rhaegar to fuck her more after finding out because they needed the prophecy baby for it to be worth itNed should justifiably fucking hate her based on this, which goes against his POV
>>222175647Dorne is weak. why would the Redwynes attack Robert?pic related needs a Dorne edit.
>>222176427>Martells were based dragon overthrowersI kneel
>>222176440The Lannisters did the right thing (for the wrong reasons)
>>222176433being guarded by Ser Jaime the Good.
Ashara Dayne hasn't even broken her hymen yet.
>>222176444why should he hate her when he never found out? As she laid dying after shitting out Jon out I doubt she was telling Ned that she did all this willingly.
>>222176390White Harbor pretty much does thaat
>>222176469Because Brandon was too small?
>>222176378Three kingsguard at the TOJ is the smoking gun for Jon being legitimate, they would’ve gone across the narrow sea to Viserys if Jon was a bastard
>>222176485And twenty meters away
>>222175697>>222176443>sunset found her squatting on a fat pink mast, moaning
ashara is the only non-slut dornish woman thats why they spread so much lies about her.
>>222176378If Rhaegar and Lyanna married, Jon was the king after Aerys and Aegon died. Also Arrhur, Gerold and Whent were the main players of behind Rhaegar's attempted coup, so no love for Aerys
>>222176495or maybe Rhaegar just told them to swear an oath to defend this baby as if it is the real prince and the KG who all wanted to suck Rhaegar's cock agreed.
>>222176453>wanting the D*rnish to rule King's Landing
>>222176404Why are people so obsessed with Ashara? I don’t get it? Contrarianism? In the play Ned is not interested in her because he’s saving himself for marriage which fits his character perfectly.
Ashara Dayne is a PVRE Christian girl and she has never done vaginal, oral or anal. She doesn't even know what sex is.
>>222176513>Arrhur, Gerold and Whent were the main players of behind Rhaegar's attempted coup>be gay>betray your oath and kingno surprise there, once again a based message by george. never trust homosexuals
>>222176514>swear an oath to defend this babyI don’t think that’s how it works
>>222176515Dornish did what Reachoids couldn't: kill a dragon in single combat with just men>but muh dragon battles Doesn't count
>>222176480play reveals her promise involved not just keeping Jon safe, but never telling him about her and Rhaegar, anything related to the prophecy, etc. Benjen also knew about the prophecy shit and helped her run off with Rhaegar, so Ned would have enough info to realize she was fucking Rhaegar willingly the entire time while he was fighting a war for her. And then she forces him to fuck up his own marriage to take care of her bastard. Ned should hate her guts, not go against tradition to make a statue for her in the crypts
>>222176536>betray the king for the new kingI don't know if there was one person to betray your king for, the crown prince is a good option
>>222176539Oaths are taken super seriously in Westeros anons
Ashara doesn't even know what masturbation is, let alone sex.
>>222175350>3 more days
>>222176552you are assuming Benjen told Ned instead of fucking off to the Night's Watch like the coward he is.
>>222176518its much better if ned and ashara love each other or at least are attracted to each other but they dont act on it because they are honorable. ned wasnt asexual or aromantic, he would still be interested in women but wouldnt fuck them
total dornish genocide
>>222175647why does he only peel half of an orangeis he retarded?
reminder this play isn't canon
>>222175407It couldn't have been threatening to torture Rhaenys, because Aegon takes their son to Dorne a few years later to have a friendly banquet. Why would he do that?
true, dornish should genocide the targs and the stormcucks
>>222176610>dorne niggered>starks browned>Lannister chads stay whitetotal Lannister supremacy
>>222176610Damn, Catelyn looks like THAT?
reminder: anons claiming the play isn't canon are Dornish false flaggers, don't trust them
>>222176451>why would the Redwynes attack Robert?because Olenna is a Redwyne and in this scenario Dany or Viserys are being married to a Tyrell to secure an alliance
>>222176610Dorne is dark skinned niggasNorth are Pajeets
>>222175596And the women too
>>222176583Why? For what reason is that better? And what is the root of all this Ned and Ashara shipping when he never thinks about her?
Rhaegar seems to be kind of a shitty person to be around, why does everyone love him?
>>222176643>And what is the root of all this Ned and Ashara shipping when he never thinks about her?Edric Dayne and Harwin, mostly
Still alive by the way
>>222176583Ned Ashara shiptard got absolutely BTFO, You would think Ned would be thinking of her in his own POV all he thinks about is Catelyn. Ned never gave a shit about her after he found out she was King's Landing bike and Brandon blew her back out.
she was a filthy whore and it wouldnt surprise me if she was fucking even the horses
>>222176610>half of the cast are niggers>not one good looking foidhorrible. but seriously, they couldnt find a good looking actress to play cersei?
>>222176277She made the 8?
>>222176684>Aemond diesHouse Strong survives
>>222176698Ever since Weinstein actually attractive women stopped getting acting roles.
>>222176699+essos
>>222176610Ty(hair)loss not bald enough.NOT canon.
>>222176692Tyrion...
>Lyanna wants Jon to be free>Ned allows him to join the Night's Watch???
>>222176610>ashara looks like thatnah its ok, brandon can have her lmao
>>222176610The face that launch a thousand horses
>>222176736the moment he joins the watch he is untouchable
fuck the seven kingdom, house arryn should secede
Ashara Dayne is a PVRE VIRGIN girl who hasn't even kissed a man.
Jaime's entire story arc is built around his complex about betraying his vows to save the kingdom, and wondering if soiling his cloak makes him a truer knight than the Kingsguard who would have served Aerys to the end>actually Aerys was right about everything and every other member of his Seven except for Jonthor Darry was either actively plotting to kill him or knew a plot existed but did nothing
do you guys not understand that the play is a theater thing and they always cost nogs?
>>222176736>Lyanna wants Jon to follow his own path in life>Ned allows him to follow his own path in life???
this fucking series and the whole book sucks its boring and stupid entire plot of the books is basically brother fucks sister and now we have war because of that and also sister hates other brother because mommy died during childbirthlol and also there are magic evil beings living beyond the war that want to destroy the world because why notjesus christ and also that shitty story will never get finished because even if grrm lives to 100 his brain is already fried u don't get sharper after being in your 70s
>>222176718CAREFUL NOW, she may be a bit slutty but she's still your lady
fuck it...if they gonna make Ashara a whore then I'm gonna pair her with Robert the manwhore himself, they can fix each other
>>222176764>Jaime's entire story arcit's mostly just copied from Lancelot
>>222176753Baeshed
INCESTOUS ALIENSBLOOD MAGICKERS AND TYRANTS
>>222176811Only the Dornish can solve the Targaryen incest question
He comes....
>be George>put out feelers for your intended ending with GOT>everyone shits on it, your series becomes laughing stock over night>put out some more feelers for your intended backstory with the mad king plays>everyone shits on itLol. Deserved.
>>222176811There is ONE honorable thing they can do...
>>222176830>only the smelly, swarthoid, dishonorable southern DOGS can solve the Targaryen incest question???
>>222176788she is a filthy whore whom even the whores from lys asked for tips on how to please men
0 proof that ashara was a slut. show me the videos, shoe me the pictures. you cant because they dont exist
>>222176839People are slowly coming around to the GOT ending, and nobody has seen the play except like 10 people
>>222176857Nah, that was the GOAT SaeraNo other woman in westerosi history will ever come close
>kills Targoids>does discord between them>kills stormcucks in battle>protects their land>only joins on their own termsBest kingdom.
In the halls of Starfall she was called Ashara the Arselicker, for every man who knew her came away with a pleasured anus
>Starks are retards except Eddard Arryn>Dornish are giga-tards, whores, traitors and self-destructive>Targaryens are to a man, insane and stupid, even saint RhaellaAndal vindication
>>222176643Catelyn, Ned Dayne(named after Ned and says everybody at Starfall knows they fell in love), Harwin. All of these people hearing about Ned and Ashara. Brandon wasn't even considered an option until Dance when Barristan says she was dishonored by "Stark"why would Ned chimp out so hard at Catelyn if she meant nothing to him? If anything he'd like her name spread around as another false alibi for Jon
>>222176841FINISH ON HIS WIFE'S TITS
>>222176881*sows discord
>>222176887umm the play confirms Rhaegar wasn't insane tho
>>222176887The most sane Targ was Viserys
gatehouse ami? more like gatehouse ashara
>>222176881swarthy, hairy, ape-like fingers typed this post
>oscar>kermit>grover>elmosomehow you niggas took a write who came up with THIS seriouslylol lmao even
>>222176910>t. Rhaenys
>>222176882>>222176905
>>222176610what race is he
What's the leakers say about Elia being happy that Rhaegar died during the trident so she could be regent. Is she fucking retarded? If he died she and her children would most likely die.
>>222176916unc kept reading the series after the chapter where all of Tywin's bannermen are comic book references
>>222176923He's a proper NORFman...
>>222176923londoner.
>>222176691>You would think Ned would be thinking of her in his own POV all he thinks about is Catelynthat would blow any mystery around Jon's origin. Same reason ned doesn't think "damn, it's a shame Robert's so depressed about Lyanna maybe I should tell him she was a dumb whore so he gets over it"
>>222176443Dornish women look like THAT?
>>222176928She was a snake
its so unrealistic that bobby never came inside cersei. every single time they had sex he was blackout drunk and couldnt tell if he was cumming insider her vagina or mouth? come on.
>>222176904>Listened to his daughter
>>222176928Elia's plan in the play makes ZERO sense>If we sack our own city and coup Aerys the other lords will just bow to usIt's stupid, I don't believe this comes from Martin
Ashara Dayne has had fewer sexual partners than a silent sister
>>222176952>its so unrealistic that bobby never came inside cersei.he canonically did, Cersei took moon tea
>>222176945>N+A=J is impossible but R+L=J is retarded targwank nonsenseJon was a doomed character from the start. Martin is a fucking hack and can't finish the books
>>222176952The little princes. Everytime she got pregnant with Robert's child she would drink moon tea or swallow the little princes. She only allowed the Jamie pregnancies
>>222176952Moon tea, it is known.
>>222176955The play is fake and gay, everything about it
If anything the play confirms B+A=J
>>222176955It's not the worst idea, if Aerys died then her son Aegon would be King and the rebels might negotiate a peace
Sex with Alysanne Blackwood
>>222176764>jaime kind of forgot about Rhaella also laughing at the Starks burningit's hilarious that Ned, Jaime, and Littlefinger would be best buddies if they all got drunk together and started talking about how shit the people around them were during the rebellion.>>222176839time for him to get back to not writing winds because it would ruin his legacy and expose him as a fraud if he did
>>222177015>and the rebels might negotiate a peaceLol"Just go home and leave the throne to the dornish you just fought in battle dudes"
>>222177001>the big reveal for the parentage of a main protagonist is so fucking terrible people would rather just to engage in pure delusionshould GRRM just an hero
>>222177001How they explicitly show her stillborn but they never confirmed her killing herself so she could still be that septa that Tyrion saw that had stretch marks with faegon. If faegon was actually Elia's she would absolutely protect him.
the whores all across westeros celebrated when they heard the news of Ashara's death because they now didnt have to compete with someone who did it for free
I came here expecting the greatest minds and the highest level of discourse but you fags are just posting about who and who being a whore
>books confirm Ned and Ashara made out at Harrenhal>nigger infested play says its BrandonI wonder which one is real and which is fake and gay
now i understand why ned never told jon the truth. i would rather have a random whore as my mom than lyanna "schizo" stark
>>222177015>war's over everyone, go home
>>222177024IDF Sniper kill Criston Cole
>>222177051Ned isnt a fucboy twat
>>222177037Eddard and Jon Arryn would probably have been willing to negotiate a peace with Aegon as king. Robert less so, but you know Elia was in a bad position and trying to salvage something.
>>222177050mostly redditors who'll believe the next mummer who tells them they have a oceanside property to sell in vaes dothrakh
>>222177051Barristan says that Ashara "looked to Stark". So either Ned or Brandon. One would think it's Ned, so it's probably Brandon
>want independence >attack the people who don't give a shit if you're independent and even offer alliance >don't attack the people who will rape your shit once they're done with the people you're attackingBalon was impossibly retarded
>>222177051Books never confirmed that. They confirmed that Stark defiled her and it's from Barristan's POV and he hold Ned Stark in high regard so it's 100% Brandon that fucked her in Harrenhall.
>>222177071He would be for anyone else who isn't an insufferable git like Catelyn
>>222177084the books haven't really confirmed anything about her, it's all rumors and hearsay
I want Rhaella to leave me whimpering in bed after she has her wicked way with me
>>222177079any decent writer would tie in Ned having to choose between honour/Ashara and pragmatism/Catelyn with Robb's own Frey bullshit, but GRRM proved ASoIaF was only good on pure accident
>>222177084>>222177079Barristan had never talked of Brandon Stark in his life. It is almost certainly Ned.
>>222177015she wasn't going to crown Aegon, her plan was Dornish rule where Rhaenys would be queen and married to Viserys to appease Aerysfags>>222176955>Jaime hostage, Tywin can't do shit>Lyanna hostage, Ned and Bobby won't risk her>reach doesn't give a shit and their army is untouched, so rebels can't beat them outright>rhaegar and aerys dead, blame them for everything and pay the rebels reparations and give pardons to appease themwasn't the worst plan short term, long term you'd have kingdoms declare independence or raise up Jon to get rid of the Dornish scum who hijacked Westeros
It was actually Lyanna. Ashara scissored with her. Ashara Dayne is still a virgin confirmed.
>>222177118>Barristan had never talked of Brandon Stark in his life.Not evidence of that, he may have interacted with Brandon at Harrenhal.
>>222177118It's not like Barry was there in room
>>222177122after the Trident it was gg for the entire Targ dynasty. Why Elia thought Rhaegar channelling Maegor would go over well is beyond me.
>>222177114this, Jon makes similar mistakes as Robb due to trying to live up to their idealized vision of Ned. All Ned's secrets once again biting his family in the ass. Far better storyline than "yeah, Ashara was another dornish whore and Brandon fucked another noble lady"
Brandon doesn't strike me as a fuckboy either. He was bethrothed to Catelyn and he wouldn't dishonor her. He is not Robert.
>>222175919This actually makes me appreciate HotD so much more as it was not so retarded to think that someone could nuke the Vatican and pope with zero consequences
>>222177208has it occurred to you that Ned get along so well with Robert because Robert is basically just Brandon?
>>222177208Okay, Catelyn.
>>222177208Nigga he was cheating on her with Barabara Dustin. She was supposed to be married to Ned and Brandon took her virginity.
>>222177114>>222177181The irony is intentional. Eddard never fathered a bastard and was always happy with the woman who he told to marry. Robb and Job's conflicts are their own, they just project it onto Eddard who never had their problems.
>>222177218>he said unironically
>>222177234Ok Barbs, I know you wanted to hit
>>222177236Ned was a ball of unresolved issues and PTSD, let's be honest. Just because he grew to love Catelyn doesn't change that.
>>222177228Robert wasn't as hot blooded as Brandon and a more depressed type who coped with drink
Is there anyone Brandon hasnt fucked?
>>222177165her plan was her uncle killing Darry to collapse the Targ loyalist parts of the army and get Rhaegar killed, while Dorne retreated to KL with minimal losses to overthrow Aerys. Plan failed because based Lyn Corbray killed Lewyn and then the Dornish army panicked and got rekt by the Vale>The gods favor the man with the just cause, yet often that turns out to be the man with the surest sword. We all know who that is
Bros... if this real, i think GRRM may actually be retarded
>>222177254that's old Robert.
Edric Dayne straight-up believes Ashara and Ned fell in love at Harrenhal and that Ashara is Jon's mother.
ashara the human toilet paper...
>GRRM is a giga-liberal>made Dorne a stereotype nation of whores, backstabbers and Dunning-Kruger idiotsWhat did he mean by this? You could ask a loud and proud racist to worldbuild and he would paint more flattering Dornish or Essosi for that matter.
>>222177255Old Nan. Maybe.
>Brandon fucked everyone but Cat Just goes to show how repulsive Catelyn is. Any man with less patience than Ned would fling themselves into a volcano than stay married to her
>>222177279Yeah, he heard that story from Allyria who was a toddler at the time
>>222177039faegon = ashara+aerys
>>222177300aside from being retarded she is a hot ginger who wants your babies. What's there to hate?
>>222177208From the wiki>Brandon was not shy about taking what he wanted, including women.[9] Barbrey Dustin, one of Brandon's lovers, believes he enjoyed taking her virginity.[9] When asked if Brandon had any issue, George R. R. Martin responded: >"It'd be an exaggeration to say that Brandon died before he could have children. It's established in the books that he was no virgin. He could very well have left behind some little Snows in the various places he visited. But what's absolutely clear is that he had no legitimate children"Actually quite astonished no one figured out Brandon fucked Ashara considered it was basically spelt out
>>222177218In HotD the plan to blow it up would be Daemon's and everyone inside the Sept was secretly a Hightower agent being paid off by Ormund and Rhae didn't approve of the collateral damage so what would you have her do?
>>222177312He probably found her too dutiful, i think Brandon preferred his women dirty
>>222177300cat probably rejected him because she was pure and trad and brandon was a fuckboy
>>222177326>Actually quite astonished no one figured out Brandon fucked Ashara considered it was basically spelt outit's been a super popular theory since ADWD released
>>222177242Not saying it is good, just that it's not last seasons of GoT bad
>>222177326Why did Ashara kill herself die to being dishonored? Did Brandon rape her?
>>222177326Ned seemed to respect his brother so people hoped that GRRM would write just one family that wasn't subhuman in every way besides maybe the Tyrells
>>222177334You forget the Little finger incident? Neither Ned or Brandon wanted her. Only Little finger.
>Lyanna's stupidity fucks up the rest of Ned's life having to lie for her, damaging his reputation and marriage>brandon's stupidity with Littlefinger creates a life long grudge that gets Ned killed>benjen is a pussy who bails on ned instead of helping to fix things, can't even properly warn him of white walker apocalypseis there anybody with a worse family in the series? Ned's siblings were worthless
>>222177372The Tyrells murdered a 13 year old boy at his own wedding
>>222177372Ned also respects Robert who's a total fuckboy. Ned simply doesn't hold everyone to his autistic standards.
>>222177372Your Lannisters?
>>222177361It’s literally just as bad if not worse. Rhaenys nor Rhaenyra suffered any consequences for that. It’s never even mentioned again.
>>222177365Her lover Elia is deadHer other lover Brandon is deadHer child with Brandon is deadNed came back to tell her that her Brother is deadNed doesn't want her because he's married to Catelyn at this point TOTAL THOT DEATH!
>>222177398Robert wasn't a complete mess until post-Greyjoy rebellion
>>222177387don't forget that this stereotype of the Starks being ultra honorable only starts with Ned. The OG Starks were total niggers.
>>222177441>>222177441
>>222177423nigga please Robert had a bastard daughter that Ned met whilst engaged to Ned's sister.
>>222177420None of thay has anything to do with virginity dishonoring which if it wasn't consensual, proves my theory
>>222177392And worse than that... Loras was an infamous sodomite! Cersei nuking Baelor's with all the biggest shitbags inside of it was brilliant.
