Blackfish edition>>222175350
kwab
>>222177441>not a book>not canon
reminder that Dorne is a bunch of mary sues. They took out 4 castles in 2 weeks.
REMINDER: Ashara is PVRE and a virgin, and not for sexuals.
Now that the dust has settled, is there a single (adult) woman in the setting who wasn't a whore? abominations like Brienne do not count
>>222177462flat chested black eyed whore
>>222177441ah good timing, i watched the latest episode today and havent really posted here in atleast 2 years
>>222177486Sansa
>>222177441Sir Gregor the Gentle had to have his name slandered by Dornish propaganda.
>>222177486Catelyn for all her faults is ultra trad
CRISTON, GET IN HERE, WE'RE TELLING AAAGGGHHH STORIES
Ashara's first base is anal
>>222177499Ser Sandor heard the cry of the dead baby smothered by Elia and rushed in to save him, but it was too late.
Moral of the story: He was right about the Starks.
>>222177486Selyse
Do you think Ashara ever partook in the bbc?
>>222177531bridal beauty ceremony? :Dshe did against Elia and she won!
...DAYNE?
>>222177551...if I stick this knife in your back will you die?
>>222177486cersei (sleeping with guys for political reasons or to advance your schemes doesnt count as sex)
>>222177551And Harrenhal? I suppose that's the next step of your master plan?
>>222177576ah yes the great politician moon boy
Ashara Dayne has never had sex. The "play" is fake and gay
>>222177604This. She only used her mouth and hands.
>>222177486Cersei is pure
>>222177480It makes no sense at all that these spear chuckers are this capable I'm glad Martin made them all retarded at least
>>222177621Only for kissing Ned and dancing. Nothing else.
Ashara would have loved OnlyFans
>I'll have no songs about how brave you died, Kingmaker. There's tens o' thousands dead on your account"And then everyone stood up and clapped"
>>222177465>nigga please Robert had a bastard daughter that Ned met whilst engaged to Ned's sister.Mya was 3 years old(right after his parents died), way before Robert was betrothed. Meanwhile brandon was fucking everything that moved while engaged to Catelyn. And Rhaegar was married with kids, while LIEanna was complaining Robert wouldn't be loyal to herLyanna is a dumb whore, the Targs are retarded schizos, and Ned's parenting is what saves the world via Jon and Arya. Not prophecy bullshit
>>2221776275 IQ retards will never get guerrilla warfare. No wonder Targs lost
Whys Hugh's wife such a bitch?
>>222177604>at the tourney of harrenhal ashara dayne was crowned the queen of rimjobswhy is she like this
>>222177576WHORE QUEEN
Who would you cast as Ashara?
>>222177669Married to a mediocre white male who cant fuck. Targs have notoriously small cocks.
>>222177664>capturing castles>guerrilla warfare
>>222177677>rimjobsShe loves fixing shield rims!
Which POV character do you think has the stinkiest farts?
>>222177669She was very badly raped, you see
>>222177482TRVKE Ashara is for hand holding and cuddling
>>222177680Adriana Chechik
>>222177669her husband only got the second biggest dragon, hes a deadbeat and gave her the ick
>>222177486>They say the pack is led by a monstrous she-wolf, a stalking shadow grim and grey and huge. They will tell you that she has been known to bring aurochs down all by herself, that no trap nor snare can hold her, that she fears neither steel nor fire, and slays any wolf that tries to mount herArya stays pure even when warging(they are saving themselves for Jon and Ghost)
>>222177686>once they are tired from guerrilla warfare, castles are easy lifkin
>>222177664Taking a castle isn't guerilla warfare. How do you do guerrilla warfare against dragons that are burning all you land and food anyway? This is like if the US used nukes in Afghanistan and still found a way to lose.
>>222177680
>criston cole's arc this seasongreensisters...not like this...
>>222177717>once they are tired from just staying in the fucking castle
>>222177721They did lose lmao just need people to diffuse them
Canonically the superior Dayne
>>222177656>Lyanna doesn't want to be a pathetic housewife and wants adventures and shit>rejects known adventurer Bobby who likes hunting and riding and cool shit like that in favour of a sad twink that reads all dayanother instance of women having no idea what they want
>>222177680who else?
Ashara was a whore.
Ashara is pure and not for sexuals.
>>222177680Sophie Rain
>>222177773it's over. She was a whore, just like all the rest.
>Ashara has the best tits >And the best ass>Still a virginThe gods mock us all
I don't know, maybe I'm a secondary but I can't imagine getting so invested into a minor character who died before the story started, either to insult or adore her
>>222177765desu in the play Lyanna didn't really reject Robert. She was just badshit insane from the greenseer dreams that she wanted to make the prophecy baby with Rhaegar. Even Rhaegar at one point thought she was crazy. She justified Brandon and Rickon's deaths as divine intervention that the baby had to be made.
>>222177486Most of them only had sex with their husband
>>222177751^^^unironically this (if she could act for shit)
>>222177765Im her defense its not like he wants to do that with a woman. Once your girl joins In on your hobbies it stops being fun. Robert wants to do all those things with the lads so he can let loose, bullshit, drink, and whore.
>>222177795the play isn't canon CHUD
anything genuinely interesting about the loredrop? i am just assuming no and that targs are still literal meme jobber faction of the setting, and dorne is inexplicably opdont care about the soap opera bs
Roslin was a good girl
>>222177814He tried to get Cersei to hunt with him
>>222177486book Arya is saving herself for Jon
>>222177664>guerilla warfare>in a pre-industrial society>when the enemy has dragons>and war crimes aren't a thingguerilla warfare only works if your enemy isn't willing to genocide your population, hence why everybody uses it against the US
>>222177486the one female character in the story whos not a completely depraved slut is cat. the only other non-sluts are literal children and brienne (and you just know if brienne wasnt ugly she would be sucking and fucking every cock on tarth). what did george mean by this....
>>222177811>She justified Brandon and Rickon's deaths as divine intervention that the baby had to be madecertifiable foid moment
Aemond is having witch sex.
>>222177840holy truke
>>222177854Who? What?
>>222177831What do you want to know? The prophecy is apparently the third child so Rhaegar and Aerys have a fuck off to produce their third child. Ned and Catelyn's third child is Arya so make that with what you will.
>>222177486Meera
I miss the inbred princess.. how did she have such a lasting impact?
if george says ashara was a whore then george is retarded and wrongthankfully the play is non canon garbage
>all this soap opera faggotryASoIaF's only salvation will be Jaime who will become the main protagonist and a true knight. People liked AKoTSK because it was just about a dumb fuck who wants to do the right thing and that's Jaime in the end.
Taena Merryweather is working for Varys, right?
>>222177829These are all from GRRM's Notes the same notes he gave to D&D just accept GRRM can't finish the books because he knows it'll be dogshit.
>"What would you have me do?">*cries*>rinse and repeatkino
>>222177890Barristan, stop. Please.It's okay.
>>222177884omg is that Supergirl
>>222177854Isnt it kind of weird how on the nose the whole perverted motherly love -> lust thing was right from the get go
>>222177865also yeah dont care about prophecies or other magic shit.like, did nothing change about the factions, are any faction more or less retarded as a consequence
Ashara is unironically more of a virgin than every septa
Damage control already done.https://www.westeros.org/Features/Entry/A_Note_on_The_Mad_King_and_Canon
>>222177896>it's actually D&D's fault>it's actually Condom and Mess' fault>it's actually the RSC's faultwill this fat fucking cunt ever take responsibility?
Do you think they ever practiced kissing together
>>222177928OH NO NO NO PLAYFAGS NOT LIKE THIS
>>222177941ew kissing a monkey
>>222177884she had this bratty spoiled headstrong princess energy. i miss her too
>>222177928any noteworthy spoilers from that "play" yet?
>>222177928what makes this fanfic any more canon than the HBO show
>>222177884>>222177953What would you have Emma do?
>>222177963Anon... they're outright saying it's NOT canon.
>villain is evil because...he wants to help his grieving bro get some prime teen pussydidnothingwrong
>>222177908>mrw my Rhaegarstocks shorted after the play debuted
>>222177926Dorne was apparently trying to oust Aerys. All of the plans for Rhaegar to take over was from Elia and Rhaegar just wanted to do Prophecy shit. Elia Martell was apparently a massive schemer but Dorne just looks retarded by the end of it.
Ashara and Brandon fucking was pretty much canon regardless of the play>Ashara looked to StarkIt's definitely to Brandon, not Ned.
>>222177928>>222177936Part of the reason why GRRM is doing these side projects is to expand the lore so the franchise can keep going after he's dead, they're all canon to some extend and yes there will be other writers doing books in Westeros after he's gone
>>222177884I miss her so much, the show died when she left>>222177941Yes
>>222177814>loves riding>asked multiple times for Cersei to go hunting or riding with him early in their marriage>impressed when he learns Arya disarmed Joffrey, doesn't question or find issue that she had lessons>would rather travel around essos as a sellsword than be king/lordRobert would have 100% given her a sword if she wanted one like Ned claimed she would, then let Stannis or Ned run Storm's End while he and Lyanna travelled wherever she wanted. The irony of Lyanna is her being a moron who wanted adventure, ignored Robert, and ended up isolated in a tower for 2 years before dying in childbirth. She's a clown with the most traditional feminine ending possible
>>222177968Brothel queen arc
>>222177928ashara bros we are back, she is canonically pure
>>222177980you just know
>>222177980Molest monke
>>222177978No anon, he will pull a Terry Pratchett:>Ban anyone from writing books in his setting.>Destroy all notes and unfinished projects.>Hire a fuck-off legal team to ensure this is carried out after he dies.Pratchett had TWELVE unfinished books when he died. According to his daughter, a few were 80%+ done.
>>222178003room for one more? heh... heheh....
>>222178003Why are these 25 year old women acting like 14 year olds? Kinda cringe
Is it true HotD is full of yurishit or is that the usual shippers
With this confirmation, Ashara has been proven to be PVRE and innocent, and not for sexuals
>>222177829>>222177896>>222177936>when fans love the 3rd party material GRRM takes credit and writes about it on his blog jerking himself off>when fans hate it, he disavows, claims it's not his story anymore, says it's not canonwhat a faggot
Ashara is a whooooooore
>>222177884she had sovl
>>222178003Why are they laughing at me ? T-T
>>222178008GRRM doesn't have a daughter, so that won't be happening
>>222178022people just kinda don't grow out of high school anon. There are 40 year old women at my work that still act like they're in high school cliques and gossip all the time.
>>222178022They unironically think of themselves as childrenI had a uni professor actually ask a class this (as in "raise your hand if you consider yourself an adult") and I was like one of maybe 5 people in that room who raised their hand
>>222178077that's only women, anon. there was this suppressed soviet research where they found out women never mentally aged past 13.
Ashara Dayne had less sex than Baelor the Blessed
>>222178003they look trad girls, before they get pozzed and brainwashed by 3rd wave feminism and turn to annoying foids like the current alicent + rhaneyra casting, so i guess the casting was scary accurate
>>222178065monke and alicent penis reveal reaction :(
Ashara would have been perfect for Dogfart studios
>>222178022they were 20-21 there you DUMB CUNT
b-bros!?
>>222178128really though why the fuck did they name it dogfart
>>222178066No, but he has a younger wife AND he can hire a legal office to handle his will and its execution. And it's not something complex - the guy stores most of his notes on a single offline computer and the rest within that same room.Don't cope, anon - within 24 hours after he's dead it's all gone.
False, Ashara doesn't like baelor breakwind
How much does Ashara charge? I want to see what all the fuss is about.
How much different?
>>222178134She was crying because Arthur had a terrible fever, she is such a devoted sister :(
>“I’ll be very interested to see, as the next two seasons of [House of the Dragon] unfold, how people’s opinions on these characters shift, because I think they innately will as seasons 3 and 4 come out. I’m excited for people to recalibrate, in a sense.”will he be vindicated?
>>222178149Isn't his wife an old fat fuck like him? I thought he would be in an open relationship because he loves fucking the Shae actress.
>>2221781581. She is a nigger in the play 2. She is a whore in the play(?) (, didn't watch or read spoilers)In reality she is neither
>>222178103go look at any bodycams of repeat petty criminals and its the same for both genders, its related to iq and i think some personaliy traits like the ones shared by criminals highlight that. i wouldnt be surprised if the traits that make your retardation apparent on the outside are more highlighted in women vs men once you drop below certain IQ demographics
>>222178173well it probably won't end with the cripple fuck on the throne
>>222178173So different that there wont be an ending
>>222178191>people’s opinions on these characters shiftYeah once we get introduced to chads like Benjicot Blackwood and Perkin the Flea everyone will realize what a sad cuck Cole was
BRO!
Ashara died a virgin, sadly
>>222178192Anon, all she has to do is outlive him by a week. Again, stop coping.
>>222178225im pretty convinced that bran as king came from george. maybe he'll change his mind after the backlash because hes a craven cuck
>>222178232there is no way there are going to use based perkin in this gay ass show
>>222178258I'm more convinced Bran will become the new Night's King, not the King of the Seven kangdomz
>>222177884stopped watching when she left
>>222177884started watching when she left
>Gregor got the chosen undead oolacile treatment
>>222177884never watched the show
>>222177884kiss monke, cuddle monke. sex with monke. impregnate monke while she makes weird monkey orgasm noises
can someone please answer me if there's lesbian tension in hotd
>>222177884painfully mid
>>222178274The realm's delight!
>the Book of the Maiden contains a chapter called the parables of Ashara >Ashara Dayne is the patron saint of purity, chastity and innocence
Maegor with tits!
>>222178324There's a hot makeout scene between the main character and her hapa servant.
SHE WAS A WHOOOOOORE NED
>>222178327
>>222177884wonderfully peak
Velaryon men are just braver and stronger than >the city of the City Watch
>>222178363Interesting, is there video evidence of this?
>>222177765>>222177656The wierd thing is that for ages the fanbase maintained that Robert would have hated the real Lyanna because at one point he says that Lyanna would have just shut up and been quiet and Ned thinks Robert is full of shit, but at the same time one of the big cracks in his marriage with Cersei is that Cersei isn't interested in hunting etc at all and Robert is obsessed with it, and Lyanna is a natural horsewoman who probably would have enjoyed that a lot more. Robert would have found the real Lyanna a blast.But despite all that, Lyanna would never have loved Robert because A. Robert is incapable of winding back his vices for anyone, his overriding character flaw which destroys him ultimately and B. Robert is just not Lyanna's type, she is the Gyaru who Loves Otaku and wanted Rhaegar's tumblr sexyman ass. Girls can rationalise being the side chick a lot easier than they can rationalise being the one cheated on.
>so many tourists yjk only retarded normies believe this fake and gay play
>>222178380>the city watch consists of 20 members, 10 got killed the other 10 quitbravo
>>222178366Man she was mogging everyone
>>222178192>Isn't his wife an old fat fuck like him?She's 3 years younger than him, so yeah pretty much>And it's not something complex - the guy stores most of his notes on a single offline computer and the rest within that same room.His notes are also known to be stored at the Texas A&M archives
>>222177884Uhhh
>>222178411truly the epitome of flat is justice
>>222178406They are the leadership probably not the entire watch
>>222178268They've already given Trystane Truefyre's policies to someone else.
>>222178431trvth nuke
>King's Landing is depopulated after many pandemics, food shortages, rat infestations and regime changes. We must bring in hardworking Velaryon families if we are to survive The House of the Dragon Season 4
>>222178485>its cringe when Ormund does it>its based when Scipio did it
>>222178506People watch this shit?
>>222178485>step 1: kill some goldcloaks>step 2: ????????? >step 3: daeron becomes king
>>222178327>emily carey is a tranny>Olivia Cooke got fat and baldAlicentsisters...did we lose?
>the only true knights are the ones that are not knighted, gay, celibate or devoted to one woman.based george
have you apologized yet, to Aerys the Just?
>>222178400>at one point he says that Lyanna would have just shut up and been quiet and Ned thinks Robert is full of shitRobert was actually right in this case, as Ned learns later from Varys that Cersei was intentionally humiliating Robert in public to try and get him killed. It's another example of Ned being out of his depth in King's Landing and underestimating Cersei. Any wife not out to kill or humiliate their husband would wait and speak in privateCatelyn never talks shit to Ned in public because it would make him look weak. That's why Ned takes the blame for her arresting Tyrion, because if it looked like he couldn't control his own wife it would be pathetic. Robert is never wrong, his political instincts are right on everything him and Ned talk about
>>222178545she just didnt get a proper dickingshe just needs to be factory reset
What would happen if Sauron got isekai'd into Of Ice and Fire world. Whom would he marry what would he do?
>>222178570>tranny whore's thousand cock stare
>>222178557>don't burn the Starks>demand Rhaegar fight Brandon in trial by combat>traitor son is now dead, can make Viserys heir like you wanted>kick out the dornish scum from court>don't get overthrownAerys bros!?!?
>>222178560Get my breastplate stretcher
>>222178225>>222178258Bran as King is one of the details George confirmed with DnD during their final meeting in 2024>Stannis burns Shireen>"Hodor" means "Hold the Door" and his brain injury was caused by Bran warging into him from the future>Bran becomes King These are all 100% George canon and anyone who claims otherwise is in denial.
this play might be worse than hotd. im not even kidding
>>222178630asharabros...
>>222178506This nigga's skull should be donated to museum after he dies
>>222178560Mya Stone is…
>>222178630Don't worry it's not canon, it's all good >>222177829>>222177928
>>222178630You’ve not seen the play
>>222178630That's your opinion about the entire play because of a few twitter posts that may be false as shit?
>>222178580https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Sauron_Salt-Tongue
its not canon, ashara's maidenhead is safe
Ashara is a whore. She had sex outside wedlock with Brandon Stark and got knocked up. She was having lesbian sex with the Princess of Dragonstone.
>>222178696It's not wholly canon, it's simple enough to figure out what's from George and what isn't.
>>222178716bro... book Barristan confirms she was disonoured and gave birth to a stillborn daughter...
shan't watch nigger infested fanfiction
>>222177498Show Sansa loved making out with Littlefinger and then getting railed by Ramsay. And going back to the beginning, all Sansa wanted was to get pumped full of Joffrey's cum and bear him many children so she could be queen. Being willing to trade sex for material gain is the definition of whoredom.
Bobby B bros vindicated, bring me the heada of all who played along or even toyed with the idea of that nigger spectacle being canon.
So Ashara is Jon's mom and Brandon's the father? Did I get this right?Who's Lyanna's child then? fAegon? Dany?
>>222178714wow so he became an ironborn priest.
>>222178745>Show Sansa
>dornish try to betray the crown at the trident>get killed by the rebels anywayHow
Do third worlders not understand that the race of the actors doesn’t matter in theatre?
>>222178570she urgently needs that MAGA cock to put her back to reality
This thread has become unbearable after this Mad King Play shit came outI can't follow along any conversations.This might as well be a book thread only
Her maidenhead is INTAAAAACT... and she... ... is pvre.
>>222178756Not canon, RETARD
>>222178774The Vale wasn't having any of that shit
>>222178777((( )))
>>222178756Yes
>>222178774they threw the fight to get Rhaegar killed
>>222178777why not
>>222178783>This thread has become unbearable after this Mad King Play shit came outit'll stay that way until the outrage wears off and people accept their headcannons weren't real, give it a few weeks
>>222178799>never seen a play award
Retards don't even realise that if the Dornish wanted to overthrow the Crown they wouldn't have fought for Aerys. They believe in bullshit from a fanfiction play as the gospel truth.
>>222178774>keep your sword brother's mistress secret, even though it could get him castrated and sent to the wall>in exchange he stabs you in the back>your other brother bends the knee >three of your brothers are gay and AWOL>your last brother murders your kingSer Jonothor Darry...had a hard life.
>>222178811ok ;_;
>>222178787her hymen is unbent and unbroken, her vagina is a tight pink innie. this is canon
>>222178811That’s literally all it is yeah
I kinda have trouble believing George wouldn't object to Lyanna and Ashara being played by a black women
>>222178832>Ashara Dayne is pink down there and has a tight innieTrvke
>>222178777>>222178842
>>222178681built for Jon Snow's dick, if Ned wasn't a fool he could have solved every problem in the realm by marrying them.
>>222178823>in the 16 years after Robert's Rebellion his entire house gets wiped out to the point that his castle is now ruled by a third string Lannister on behalf of a Frey whore
>>222178851she's dornish so probably had brown nipples and pussy
>>222177849He understands women.
>>222178777>the race of the actors doesnt matter in a play>the race of the actors doesnt matter in a tv series>the race of the actors doesnt matter in a moviethe copes never end lmao
>Littlefinger and Sansa's dirty undergarments in ADWD
>>222178875Isn’t there a bastard mentioned somewhere? But yeah the Freys have that locked down.
Most of GoT is fanfiction. HotD is fanfiction. The Mad King is fanfiction. Only /dunk/ is real.
>>222178774vale chads Andal instincts kicked in and they smelled the treachery of the Dornish, their righteous fury gave them a power up to foil their plot
>>222178892Faggot clown world they live in
>>222178894can't say I blame littlefinger
>>222178777Please understand. They've never attended a play before nor do they know the first thing about theater.
>>222178883daynes are white. her vagina, butthole and nipples are pale pink
Which play is more ridiculous, this one or Cursed Child
>>222178892>making up a fake argument to argue against
>>222178787>>222178832Ashara was fucking Brandon Stark, Elia Martell, and probably Moonboy for all I know
>when you're stuck but she still stabbin
>>222178957>pink buttholeWas anal bleaching widely practiced in Dorne?
>>222178980>Moon Boy>Not even aliveFake and gay! Ashara chastity confirmed
>>222178980Who hasn't she fucked?besides Ned and Barristan lmao
>>222178955Correct, plays and theatre are for flaming faggots such as yourselves.
>>222178895Tywin's line is not going to survive so Casterly Rock is two people (Martyn and Janei) away from being FREY'd.
>>222177680Ashara is supposed to be very pretty right?
>>222179038Tyrion is confirmed to survive
>>222178605Nothing is canon until george publishes it in a book.
Ashara is more chaste than a mormon.
>>222179053>kinslaying demonic impNot inheriting shit.
>>222177766Needs to be a Targ instead
>>222179044>Ashara is supposed to be very pretty right?According to Barristan, yes. Nobody else really mentions her looks.
>>222179038There’s TyrekBut yeah I have a suspicion that the Freys will inherit Casterly Rock
>appears in one episode>gets head smashed on>goes home>livestreams resident evil
>>222179058The play's script will be published as a book like with Cursed Child. Ashara lost.
>>222179081Its the default for noblewomen to be goodlooking
she was born to play Ashara but unfortunately too soon
>>222179085>a horse inherits Casterly RockBetter than Frey desu.
I forgot Criston killed the bee-man for no reason and am okay with people cheering for his death nowThe problem is they are cheering because he said mean things about women...
>>222177680the #1 foid
>>222179092By the two playwrights kek with George farting all over itNot even the Potterfags take Cursed Child as canonAshara still pure
>>222178959Nothing about this play is ridiculous sorry wise. GRRM is still on point.
>>222177680Who is this beautiful actress?
>>222179109she would have been the perfect canon ashara (pure virgin trad qt)
Asharafags have taken the biggest L I've ever seen
>>222179125It will have Gurm's name at the cover in big fat letters.
>>222178959Nothing in the play is ridiculous, people are just mad that their headcanon has been disproven
Ashara forever pure, playfags lost >>222177928
>>222179159Not canon, RETARD
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
george must comment on ashara's hymen status and on the color of her nipples and butthole. i dont care about anything else at this point
>>222179091cutie
>>222179150So did Cursed Child and it is trash fanfiction (just like this play)
>>222179188>Cursed Child had Gurm on the cover
>>222179137it's interesting how invested certain parts of the fandom got in Ashara, she's briefly mentioned like 4 times in the entire franchise
>>222179182Ashara only had sex with one man and it was Eddard or Brandon Stark. She qas so faithful that when they abandoned her, she killed herself out of grief.
>>222179173Cope
>>222179208She's supposedly the most beautiful woman in the seven kingdoms who died a mysterious and tragic death, why wouldn't people get invested in her story
>>222177884She got out of the show before the writing went to far down the shitter
Why is this general so fast lately. Did something happen?
>>222179198>That was JK Rowling Are brownoids this retarded
>>222179059>talks with Ned about duty not mattering, only pleasure>friends with Elia since childhood>danced with Oberyn at Harrenhal>Oberyn talks about time in his youth playing naked at the Water GardensAshara was getting trains ran on her by Oberyn and his bros at the water gardens since she was a teen
No one tell him.
>>222179173Ashara x Brandon, consenting Lyanna, greenseer Lyanna, Harrenhal coup, scheming Elia, you can take this to the bank and work from it yeah.
>>222179228>She's supposedly the most beautiful woman in the seven kingdomsthe only person who ever said that was Barristan and he's a weird virgin freak
>>222178783It's the biggest news in years. Also, hotd is shit, so what else is there to talk about.But I'm sure we'll soon be back to discussing the rape of the week.
Ashara Dayne.. IS A WHOOOOOOOREAnd her Dornish friends... Are traitors.
>woman known only for jumping on cock turned out to be a cock-jumping whore
George would never accept his waifus for 30 years being black women. He was gooning to Ashara and Lyanna since the 1980s.
>>222179232Ive been rereading the books so thats why
>>222179232Some shitty fanfiction got made into a play
Riddle me this: there is this great emphasis on a woman being chaste and being "dishonored" is shameful enough that it can lead to suicide. Yet all these whores are happy seducing men twice their age and opening their legs at 15?
>>222179208It’s so bizarre
>>222179232a second lore drop has hit the (high)tower
>>222179228>some random slut killed herself 15 years ago, I must project my entire personality onto this characterdo asharacucks really?
Which small council was better?
>>222179208it's mostly because after being all but forgotten by GRRM, he started dumping a bunch of lore about her in Dance via Barristan which made people assume she'd be relevant as more than another Dornish bisexual
>>222179247so all the niggers getting cast is for some play, and not dunk? what a relief who fucking cares about a play
>>222179259>most innocent >biggest tits>biggest ass>best girl
>>222179253She’s a Dornish whore, they have laxer morals over there
>Rubs belly>Burps>Smacks lips
people know Dorne = Spain and are just using this as a thinly veiled excuse to insult Spaniards because they won the world cup
>>222177829>>222177928>fake play >fake story >fake leaksAsharachads, we won
>>222179313... the biggest slut in Dorne award.
>>222179232its just some random unrelated play thats not canon but for some reason people want to talk about it
>>222179313>>222179332OH NO NO NO
Alright guys, it's fucking over. George has officially murdered asoiaf by being a lazy fat fuck who can't do his fucking only job and selling out like a one copper flea bottom whore.
>ormund styles himself a strategist
>>222179332We are sluts? I didn't dudes were sluts, the correct term is manwhore
>>222179298>kill him >loot drop is 10,000 eels
>>222179259imagine kissing and sucking on her cute pink nipples. but she would never allow that since shes a pure maiden
>>222179352>roping over twitter leaks of a play
Alright guys, it's fucking over. George has officially murdered asoiaf by being a lazy fat fuck who can't do his fucking only job and selling out like Ashara.
>>222179352>and selling out like a one copper flea bottom whore.Ashara Dayne reference
>>222179360>imagine kissing and sucking on her cute pink nipplesThere are plenty of people who have done that who you can consult to add verisimilitude to your day dreams
>>222179358>I didn't dudes were sluts
Alright guys, it's fucking over. George has officially murdered asoiaf by being a lazy fat fuck who can't do his fucking only job but atleast Ashara hasn't sold out and stayed pure :D
>>222179332HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>222179091who dat ?
>>222179405Rhea
>>222179395> won the 'can't contextualizd without missing words' award
>>222179222>>222179241Yes, cope, RETARDS. Not canon.
Ashara the Arselicker
>>222179429>contextualizd
>>222179425ahhh i see
>>222179091>daemon got erectile dysfunction the moment he saw this
>>222179432N+A=J’s strongest soldier
why was rhaegar such a pussy
>cuter than your girl>purer than your girl>more innocent than your girl /bestgirl/
>>222179443you take that back, ser
>>222178957Daynes are canonically mixed lol
>>222179298>the North remembers Ser Davos, the great gangbang of Ashara Dayne at Harrenhal in the Wailing Tower. The North remembers and the Mummer's Farce of her not being a whore is almost done
>>222179469>thousand-cocks stare
one man's (barristan) treasure is another man's (brandon) cheap cumdumpster. life is unfair
>>222179444>won the 'can't read without missing letters award'
>noooo not Ashara, not a character that has been mentioned like 6 times in the entire book series and zero times in the show, they ruined her, it's so over, George sold out, asoiaf is ruined forever
>>222179474
>>222179476that's not Cersei thoughbeit
>>222178959Cursed Chud
dornish women are never coming back from this are they?
>>222179492>>and zero times in the showThey get really angry when you bring this up
The Maiden = Ashara Dayne confirmed
>>222179473well yes a mix of first men (white) and some mysterious ancient race (white) with maybe some added andal (white)
Reminder that some fuckers already have watched Episode 7 but not us.
>>222179179>Dornish defeat every Targ invasion>kill a queen>kill a dragon>murder a kinghow did House Wyl at least not get destroyed?
>>222179550>>222179550>>222179550>>222179550
>>222179544AKotSK has an episode 7?!
Apparently I'm not in on the meme. Can someone explain why is everyone calling Ashara a whore? Because she fucked Brandon? that's it?
>>222179480it actually fits Barristan's dumbass character to completely miss the fact she's a whore>now that Ashara Dayne was a true lady, just like Arthur was a true knight>ignores Whent and Dayne sneaking off at odd hours>ignores Ashara having to sit on a cushion at all times
>>222179542plus some Rhoynar according to Fire and Blood
>>222179561A lot of anons were for some reason really invested a Ned x Ashara forbidden romance only for the play to say she was extremely promiscuous and got knocked up by Brandon
People vindicated by the Play leaks:>Bobby B (aside the embarassing THE TIDE stuff)>Ned>Cat>Jon Connington>Tywin>Cersei>Littlefinger/CIA>Aerys>Daemon Blackfyre>Jon Snow (confirmed as the least insane Targ)>Darkstar (now the least embarassing Dayne)>All the Valemen>Gregor Clegane>Mirri Maz Duur>Alicent (her line would had never caused such a nonsense madness)>Apple Boy, Ormund Hightower, Lyonel Baratheon (show canon only)People whose reputation was destroyed by the Play leaks:>Lyanna>Rhaegar>Ashara>Arthur>Rhaella>All the dornishmen scum, Elia above all>Dany>Brandon>Jaime>Barristan>Rhaenyra (her line is at fault for all this nonsense madness)>Every in-universe and IRL Targ fanboyAnyone else missing?
>>222179680it's literally over for every single Kingsguard except Jonothor Darry and Jaime
>>222179859No!
>>222179680>>BrandonAre you fucking high? Almost everyone talking about Brandon say he was a reckless, ruthless, violent fuckboy. He is never portrayed in a positive light.
