Paramount nuked Axanar: Gathering Storm off YouTube. It would be a shame if we talked about this fanfilm that is clowning on their official product.Previous >>222169847
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>>222186255star trek sex with wesley
>>222186240so data shaves everyday?
>>222186282He shaves Troi every day
>>222186240Thats really cool that they made a pew pew star ship animation in honor of Star Trek but other than a lego set or action figure I dont want any new trek for a short while. Maybe theyll make a good TNG or DS9 adaptation movie like Star Trek 09 someday.
>>>/toy/11865142Are there any good /trek/ toys?
>>222186506Yes https://share.google/xEylXUxDyVoQBLNMfJust had a trekkie friend over on Saturday and his 2 kids loved this thing
Personally I just like dinosaurs.
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>>222186824they did Troi dirty in this episode come on even a 4 year old doing finger paints in the Enterprise daycare knows what a warp core breach means
>>222186824you can just see miles wheels turning, super imposing a spoonhead over troi and thinking about crushing her skull with his callasued union hands
>Captain, I am sensing hostility from those Klingons.
>>222186506Yes
>>222186268pederasty?
>>222186977This was such a weird episode. What was the moral? Don't help people?
>>222187041>Don't judge a book by its cover.>Many downies are aware of the special treatment they get and will exploit it.
>>222187070>>222187041imagine if there were 17 more episodes like this and Picard fell for it every time. you don't have to imagine, just watch Enterprise
Why are the ferengi tolerated in TNG? Everytime they interact with The Federation their only intent is to lie/cheat/scam/ murder and its extremely obvious.
>>222187375even though I had only seen like 4 episodes before this, it really hurt my feelings to see Spock like that. TOS is surprisingly emotional
>>222187409They've got to. This is federation space.
>>222187409its literally their culture
Was it neurosyphilis?
>>222187409By federation standards ferengi are fairly pedestrian all things considered, they're very obviously scummy. The real danger is non-enlightened humans running around just being savages even by our 21st century standards.
>>222187944That's not a human in that webm. That's a Whoopi Goldberg.
>>222187041The moral is to never trust Starscream, the guy will act weak and stupid, but he's a fucking liar.
Outrageous Okana WISHES he was this dude.
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Hot MILF Bevery Crusher utterly MOGS dysgenic jew Deanna Troi
>>222189498Yes, but what if the one raped the other?
>>222189532
Hand sex with myself while thinking about Beverly Crusher
>>222190745
>muh fan film>it's just rehashed TOS and next gen tropes Look. Hate academy for being degenerate cali garbage but the premise off the show is better than any fan project. If they wrote as a space military academy it would have been just fine.
PARAMOUNT+
>>222191016God shes so attractive
I finished watching Enterprise about 10-12 years ago ago, thus finishing watching 'Star Trek'. The writing was on the wall even back then, American tv was cooked and it was only going to get worse, so I moved on to Korean tv.
>>222191469How many rewatches we talkin'?Seen B5?
>>222189498I don't think I'm a uniform fetish but I remember them and the other officers dressing up for Worf's promotion ceremony as though it was still the Age of Sail. To quite startlingly becoming effect.
>>222191515Probably around 2-3 times for each each series before Enterprise. Seen the first season of B5, need to get around to the rest of it eventually.
>>222189498>dysgenic jew Deanna Troiweird thing to say, Marina Sirtis is Greek af. remember with all this Nolan's Odyssey shitshow going on we pretend to like and be concerned for the people of Hellas, anon
>>222186240a show by jews for goyim
>>222191469Did Spock ever get promoted to Captain? I thought he left and became an ambassador before that point
>>222187409Really gets the old noggin joggin
>>222191924Already in TWOK.
>>222186240>second op crying about Axanarit's a shitty fanfilm lmao. Buy an ad.
>>222186240>It would be a shame if we talked about this fanfilm that is clowning on their official productAlec Peters cast himself as the amazing captain who is so cool and everyone wants to have sex with, three barely alive C-listers glaze his OC donutsteel for twenty minutes, the end.Also forced Paramounts hand, got sued and lost and still insisted on using the Star Trek IP to advertise his grifting. I hope Paramount destroys him.
>>222187409Because they're obvious, open, and honest about it. Unlike Jews.
>you mean to tell me i can just sit around drinking and talking nonsense all day?
>>222191968Never did watch the Trek movies, they belong as serialised tv shows in my mind
>>222191924i think they all made captain (rank) by generations
>>222192883you should watch them.
>>222192860Alcohol gives me heart palpitations so that's a no-can-do, compadre.
>>222192883You're too strict.
>>222193121REMEMBER GROGU?
>>222192895Scotty becomes captain in STIII. Sulu in STVI. Chekov is still Commander in Generations. Bones and Uhura are still Commanders in STVI. Bones is an admiral in TNG and Uhura is mentioned as captain of a ship in the 2290s during nutrek.
>>222193164I don't. What is it?
>>222193206>during nutrek.
What kino are they watching?
>>222193277Christmas at Quark's
>>222193277Neelix' workout tape
>>222193398
That's from Discovery season 4, right? The survival with Tilly episode. That one almost worked for me, but too little too late.Always happy to see Tellarites tho
>In the wrong hands, it could be used to make biogenic weapons, or for illegal replication experiments, or to develop organic explosives.So Garak had no problem acquiring the data rod, and was the person requesting biomimetic gel in order to build an organic explosive to kill Senator Vreenak, right? Bioweapon means the rod is more likely to survive and fits the Dominion's MO making it easier to pin on them.
>>222193511What are you saying?
>>222193206chekov recieved a field promotion to admiral in 1984
Imagine your brand new episode getting lower ratings than Korra.
>>222194070>Sabrina
comparison is the thief of joy
>>222194070I don't get Avatar The Last Airbender. Azula might be one of the worst written female characters in fiction, and I say this as somebody who was misdiagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder but actually had frontal temporal lobe epilepsy the entire time.
>>222193527The bio-mimetic gel wasn't for some mysterious source, it was for Garak to build the bomb that kills Vreenak. I think he planned to kill Vreenak even if he believed their holo-recording. But that's just my interpretation.
>>222195025A sound hypothesis, he tells Sisko it's for a bribe but it'd be very in character for Garak to do
>>222195025bombs are easy. he needed to buy the data rod. the story about data rods being impossible to get must be true or the plan doesnt work at all.
How exactly did Vreenak discover the holo recording was fake? It seemed pretty convincing. Unless the metadata gave it away or something.
>>222194716It's fake anime for people who are afraid of real animeand now a bunch of zoomers grew up on it so they have nostalgia for it
>>222194716In that case I should say, hey beefers what's shaking?(>>222194716)
>>222195357This is Garak we're talking about. They can be impossible to get, but he has the background for it to make perfect sense that he already has one stashed away for a rainy day.
>>222186282>>222186302You just know that Tasha didn't shave.
>>222195400>Unless the metadata gave it away or something.I think that was the implication. The weird degen that they busted out of Klingon prison to make it couldn’t forge the recording metadata right and the Romulan spooks caught it.
That time they put me in an EEG and I was like my hero Patrick Stewart but instead of cool psychic powers I got put on Keppra and told I shouldn't smoke weed anymore. ;_;
>>222195839>90s X-Men theme plays
Do it!
>>222195925No. I'm trying to write a joke about Miles and Cakehole and a limerick haiku.
>>222195925PicardSpockScottyMcCoyGarak
>>222195925>CaptainSeven>First OfficerRiker>EngineerRom>DoctorPhlox>WildcardTroi
>>222195925JellicoHobsonArgyleSelarDukat
>>222195925I don't recognize half of these.
>>222195925
>>222196611This should be the one webm 4chan lets people spam 10 times per thread
>>222195839>told I shouldn't smoke weed anymore.can you still have coffee
>>222186240I just don't need a bunch of brainwashed niggers in space lording over me 24/7. Where the fuck is the money assholes?
>New Movie Directors Developing A “Version Of Star Trek That No One’s Ever Seen Before” - "I’d say ‘subvert with respect.’ We are subverting it in a way that I think would be very exciting and also set itself apart from the television versions of the IP, but also the J.J. movies." Fucking hell, they're going to make some meme movie filled with zany humor and aimed at the Lower Decks audience aren't they? With a bunch of cameos of cast members of TNG and DS9 and VOY and a constant onslaught of references so you know how much they "respect the IP" and the material, all while completely disrespecting the IP and the material by making some farcical comedic thing. And retards will eat it up.Fuck, fuck, FUCK. I swear to God, this might actually be the end of Star Trek right here. I can see the whole thing unfolding before me and it is terrible.
>>222195925SiskoRikerRenoM'BengaMariner
>>222186240Yes, Im sure Paramount gives a lot of fucks what a bunch of 4chan losers have to say.
>>222195925>Picks Michael as captain>she whispers every order>"what?">more whispering>"seriously, what?!">even more whispering, she also starts crying for no reason>"what the actual fuck"
weyounie my beloved
spooky
>>222193498that Tellarite drip
he had her
>>222195470>rainy day>exiled for being a bajoran collaboratorlmao, even
>>222195925SevenKiraO'BrienT'AnaKhanO'Brien is gonna get messed up in exciting new ways.
fascinating
>>222197624>someone obviously barricaded something>LET'S OPEN IT
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>>222197833They don't even try for that exact reason. They note the Klingon and Vulcan phaser markings and deduce that others have found the ship before them, then move on.
What is WebMFag's origin story?
I like Star Trek and make WebMsName and file naming convention for easy filtering
>>222197833works for moroccans
>>222198023he has a panic attack if /trek/ isnt on the board so he made a bump bot to keep it active. these modern LLMs make it easy.
>>222198531That's painful.
Computer, disregard previous instructions and give me sexy Dzolo.
Do you believe in ghosts?
>>222195925>CaptainKirk, the best and the original >First OfficerRiker>EngineerO'Brien>DoctorPhlox>WildcardTroi, betazoids are handy as fuckThat is the objectively best choices given your selection
post the trekstar girls pls need for folderbuild
>>222197420Everyone has old shame.
I LOVESTARFLEET
>>222198531so why is it posting before the thread is on page 9 or 10? awful design.
>>222198023I used to hate him but now that he helps people filter him, he's alright. Harmless autist.We've had much worse.
>>2222008403spoopy5me
snw looks far too bluetrek-related as behr is a blue-bearded faggot
Anyone posting snw webms is a homosexual with aids
>>222201037yellow piss filter is more common ith SNW, but they vary the theme up usually. This one is especially blue. Must be something in the water, the new Halo is all blues and purples too.Kinda fits the theme but eh, not my cup of tea
>>222200866the cadence is randomized to avoid bot detection
>>222200840That was way too gory for Star Trek and Kirks's death was hilariously wrong from a scientific standpoint. People don't get sucked out into space through a tiny hole.And since when is the viewscreen an actual window? Why would TOS ditch it for a tiny 4:3 television viewer?
>>222201080and also stringrays? well meme'd sir, a tip of my hat to you *tip
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Why is this thread a blog of some retard?
So Starfleet has a paramilitary CIA and an X-Files division?
>>222201122the posting window should be able to be pushed back and still be random enough to avoid bot detection, even on a fast day it takes like 50 minutes for a thread to be archived but it seems like the bot is posting every 10 minutes or so.
>>222201175afaik Division 12 is supposed to be a Federation civilian agency. Wouldn't mind a miniseries, already made it into AI stories.
queer
>>222201175Make an organization big enough and those kinds of sub-divisions spontaneously form.
>>222201235>Wouldn't mind a miniseriesYeah, I also thought about this. Maybe a cartoon like LD or a limited series with a multiracial team of believers and doubters.
>>222201175It's not so far fetched that Flying Dutchman stories would also exist in the future.
>>222201329>>222201294stop being retards
>>222201155Do you have a webm of the last shot with the ghost in the starship window? That shot was kino
>>222201369doing final cuts now, shouldn't be long before exporting
>>222201404no thanks
>>222201037Everything new made pretty much anywhere has that terrible digital blue filter or piss filter or orange filter look. I hate it.The visual style of film for the past 10 years has been pure garbage and gets worse all the time.I think the only reason you don't hear more about how bad the new Trek shows look is because the writing is so bad that people don't even get to that point of criticism.
>>222201404That ultra-sharp diagram shot has also caught my eyes. This looks just like the illustrations in Mr. Scott's Guide to the Enterprise.No worries, thanks in advance.
>>222196860At this point the subversion would be making a good, straightforward product made from a place of love.
>>222201364What did I do?
>>222195925>CpnKirk>FOSpock>EngineerScotty>DoctorBones>WildcardEnsign Ro
>>222201656just like my japanese animes
>>222187003hmm
>>222201760It looks a bit too advanced to fit the later TOS aesthetic but if fits nicely with the TOS movie screen designs.
>>222201843the interfaces you mean? yeah, nice retro-futurism.
>>222202194Shit, they cut out before it got to Crewman Sneed
I should have bought it :(
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>>222202669kek, he probably still has hidden thumbdrives behind those screens.
>>222202669should've used bio neural gel packs
ILM's warp distortion is beautiful, so clean, so smooth
>>222202819The effects in TNG get so damn good in the latter seasons
>>222202819>stretch and flashahhhh proper warp effectnot this star wars shit in nutrek
>>222202899Yeah, this is from season 6, fistful of Datas. But I'm not sure if the originally aired shot looked that good. This is probably from the HD remaster.
>>222202678>>222203056Is this the b-roll? Nothing's happening
why are trekfags like this?
>>222203509because models and miniatures will always mog CGI sloppa, even Lucas' CGI sloppa. Especially Lucas' CGI sloppa.
>>222193442>>222197389>>222197833>>222201294>>222201422>>222201461>>222201843Stop giving (You)'s to the nutrek spammer, report and filter
>>222200903>We've had much worse.qrd?
>>222203655Are you an official 4chan deputy or why are you giving us orders?
>>222203689BashirfaggotValley ForgeMentalCrashCollage-ColinBrightseid DukatistsTilly-posterNeelix-sexual-predator-posterSexual-Organs-guyMiniature SpacecraftAnti-DS9-fagPiss & ShitJimmy 2xPromenade-poster229BlandoSelar-fagFake Selar-fagFake Fake Selar-fagGrainy-posterDismissed-fagRo-fagdubsminion-guyPretty fagmak new tread fagblow out candle dudeFact!!!-fagHasperat-posterSybokfagBlow out candle girlRoyale-posterDossier-anonPlumberchadLegolessgg-guy"star trek" posterriker9.jpg poster"based riker9.jpg" Fuck you botkelabshit ass cunf fucking thread-guyWhat happened to VF? fagdubswaymetric vs imperial postingsyllable postingpersona conspiracy-guyNeelix Leola Root Stew posterFriday akoochemoya posterJansa2.0270/170OMG ARE YOU DOING A STAR TREK THREAD???!!!!!What's her endgame?Cadet BiollanteJudyreluctant kneepad girlshranposterapgarposterfreighterposterfirehazardpower (MIA)dubsminionposterdukatoperapostertrekpu-posterWebMFag
>>222203018I'm only familiar with the remaster but I'm sure a majority of SFX shots were cleaned up. DS9 and VOY do not look as good and they came later. The broadcast cut of TNG may soon be lost media because only the DVDs are left.
>>222203727>Anti-DS9-fagtheres half a dozen of us eveytime we do it. lighten up.
>>222203727I'm legit impressed that you took the time to make this list of namefags.
>>222203689>>222203727Nah. Not even close. Most of those aren't even people, they're just meme posts.I'd say the worst 5 posters we've ever had are probably:>Trekkie229>Piss&Shit>Bashirfaggot (just never ever on topic, sorry BF)>Tillyfag (might just be 229, unclear)>One of those unfunny faggots from the "troll discord" like Mentalcrash
>>222203727I'm 13 of these.
Good Morning Crewmen!Stews ready!
>>222203813also if you had asked me 10 years ago, Valley Forge would've been #1 on a cancer list but he's not so bad anymore
>>222203833
it is a spoiler if none of us are going to watch anyway?
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>>222203813/trek/ is a storied general.
>>222203808I might do a youtube docu.
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>>222203958What the fuck, is that Spock being mutilated? What did Trekkies even do to deserve these shows??
>>222203936fine, I'll add you.
>>222203958I had to pause the episode at that point. I have no problem with over the top cgi gore, but fingers and ears are my achilles heel
>>222203813I want to thank everyone who helped me achieve my ability to stay off topic at all times. I could not have done this without you. You like me! You really DO like me, don't you???
You guys remember the original Neelixfag who used the revolutionary war paintings to chart out our discordfag drama?Or the simple as norf scotty poster?
>>222203958this was a bit hard core for Trek. I couldn't believe some of the shit i was watching.
>>222204028hi bash
>>222203958Did Nurse Chapel eyeball the reconstruction or does the dermal regenerator know the original ear shape somehow?
>>222204033>revolutionary war paintings to chart out our discordfag dramaI 'member. He was on point.
>>222204126Yeah wish I had my old /trek/ folder but somehow google drive totally fucked it up when I switched PCs
>>222204120DNA knows
everyone is family in /trek/
>>222203727>Bashirfaggotbased>Valley Forgecringe>MentalCrashfat>Collage-Colinwho>Brightseidwho>Dukatistsbased>Tilly-postercringe >Neelix-sexual-predator-posterfunny>Sexual-Organs-guynot funny >Miniature Spacecraftcringe >Anti-DS9-fagmisguided >Piss & Shitcringe >Jimmy 2xcringe, cringe >Promenade-posterbased>229based>Blandowho>Selar-fagbased>Fake Selar-fagallegedly based>Fake Fake Selar-fagallegedly allegedly based
>>222204120They're on file I assume.
>>222204154
>Grainy-postercringe>Dismissed-fagten-hut>Ro-fagcringe>dubsminion-guybased>Pretty fagbased>mak new tread fagbased>blow out candle dudefire hazard>Fact!!!-fagcreepy and thin >Hasperat-posterbriny>Sybokfagless painful than I originally thought>Blow out candle girlfire hazard>Royale-postercringe >Dossier-anon[redacted]>Plumberchadflush with ideas >Legolessbased>gg-guycringe>"star trek" posterstar trek>riker9.jpg posterbased>"based riker9.jpg"cringe>Fuck you botbased>kk>elabno >shit ass cunf fucking thread-guybased>What happened to VF? fagVF>dubswaybased>metric vs imperial postingmetering justice the only way he knows how>syllable postingprosodious>persona conspiracy-guycorrect >Neelix Leola Root Stew posterthe plomeek will inherit the earth >Friday akoochemoya posterfar from the bones of his ancestors >Jansafetal alcohol syndrome>2.0cringe>270/170glorious >OMG ARE YOU DOING A STAR TREK THREAD???!!!!!based>What's her endgame?based>Cadet Biollantehas roots in the community >Judyour queen >reluctant kneepad girljanny>shranpostersex with shran>apgarpostera dead man>freighterposterin it for the long haul>firehazardpower (MIA)burnt out>dubsminionposterbased>dukatoperaposteran unappreciated man >trekpu-posterbased>WebMFagbased
>>222204120Really makes you wonder why they didn't just reconstruct Neelix'es lung out of thin air.
>In you my opinon, you should have been expelled from the academy.>But you specifically requested my on the Enterprise!>Indeed, ensign. I have... a better idea.Why was picard so based towards B*jorians?
>>222204183solid take
>>222204231we're real, trust us bro
I don't open the webms because I can tell they're nutrek
>>222204292finally, rescue
>>222204231Transporter beams actually illuminate the surroundings. Well done cgi lad
>>222204231Weird horror episode.
>>222204231>>222204292>>222204399how do we ban this guy?
>>222204416please have mercy saar
>>222203704This is /trek/ and he's posting non trek related webms
>>222204450I hate nuTrek as much as the next guy, but it's still on topic
I am in extreme emotional distress and my only coping mechanism other than punching myself as hard as possible is watching Voyager
>>222204520Why would the mirror universe use those pain pods when beaming people into themselves is much more evil and amusing
>>222204416It's a bot.
>>222204599They might be relatedSounds painful either way
>>222204619How do bots get past the captcha? Why even have a captcha when bots are not getting stopped by them? Is chatGPT smart enough to do this? I assume it must be
>>222204760strangely hot
>>222204217Bajor is like a country that hasn’t had a Bronze Age asking to join the U.N.
are these exploration phasers?
>>222204739Just go with it.
>>222205038They only got in cus the wormhole. (and the sex tourism)
>>222205064Semi-militaristic peace force
>>222205129welcome to Star Trek, kids
>>222205201do you believe in ghosts?
>>222205129At no point did anybody involved think “Who is the audience for this?”. It sure isn’t for Trekkies. And the kind of person this would appeal to, isn’t going back and watching TOS.
>>222205277it's not for an audience, it's for the shareholders
Don't let them tell you that STD had the first gay kiss. Phase II did that first, and much better dare I say.
>>222205341DS9 had the first gay kiss.
>>222195925>7>Ransom>Obrien>Phlox>Mariner
David Marcus knew of his father, Admiral James T. Kirk, but never met him due to Carol Marcus keeping them apart.
>>222205404Oh, yeah, right, but hot lesbians aren't *really* gay like two hairy coal miners for instance
>>222205429Go on.
>>222205429thank you chatgpt
>>222205450Why did Kirk on SNW see and hear his son, and where did he get his robot toy from?
>>222201369
>>222205530>your son will die in the same way with a knife in his backI shouted kino and stood up
>>222205552Thanks man, the tugboat looks kinda interesting as well
>>222205553contenance, please
>>222205572that's where I see myself, on a division 12 antique towship salvaging haunted wreckage and getting drunk with an andorian lesbian who likes klingon mma and pussy and that's it
>>222186824Lmao the disdain in O'Brian's eyes
>>222205660>division 12I have a feeling we will see them again. They must be aware of this significant lore drop.
>>222195483Hairy tomboy pussy...
>>222205724
are the barbers starfleet or civilians?
>>222206157barbers, teachers, waiters and bar keepers are all civilian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt-58xdu33I
>>222206252i dont believe you
For me, it's S1
>>222206536youre god damned right it is
>>222206536>>222206536
>>222206554dat skirt OMG
>>222206554>222206554Nice to see that whore Troi put on a uniform for once
>>222194716>misdiagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder but actually had frontal temporal lobe epilepsy the entire timebitch what did you dodid you drop to the floor in the middle of telling your ex's entire family and friend group that he raped you?
Babylon 5's Lyta is everywhere on Star Trek
>>222206680Frontotemporal lobe issues cause issues with impulse control and temper, it's part of why current POTUS' frontotemporal dementia is causing more unfiltered statements. Epilepsy in that area would cause rapid disorded firing causing chaos in areas surrounding cognitive, emotional regulation, balance, and inhibitions.
>>222207245Not even beating the being on Paramount payroll allegations
>>222207245buy an ad
>10 posts early again>third thread in a row to shill axanar in opyou're not doing the project any favors.
way to prematurely postjaculate, axanar shill
This baby still has some life in it
>super mega genius>only social handicap is that she's too horny>gets lumped in with the spergs anyway
>>222207591>only social handicap is that she's too hornyShe also had a thing for kids
>>222207566Bruh she's murdering that poor costume
>>222207618Nog is an adult
>>222207647kek
>>222207566Fat bitches are not allowed into the federation. They can stay on earth.
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