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>>222186746I would watch a videogame Jason come to life slasher. Cyberspace is the next place to go after regular space.
>>222186307>anyway you start some fires and collect pages or some shitYou read the note then light the fireplace and then fight Pamela's head, anon. Fighting her head on certain days gives better rewards.
Does that guy get paid for promoting those shitty movies or does he do it for free?
>>222185558I gravitated straight toward it. I started with Jason and Freddy/Leatherface/Michael/Chucky, but moved on to Italian cannibal movies and then Japanese splatter movies right away, within a span of six months or so.
>>222186981goddamnit get out of my head, I'm watching this right now.
>>222186855I was actually thinking that too when I clicked the thread. We need to make this happen
>>222187017nice, i been craving a rewatch all week and i was just putting it on
Cool now we have two dead threads.
>>222186910Her swoops also increase on day 2 and 3. You have to beat her on day 3 to get the pitchfork. >>222187006>Italian cannibal moviesThey're so bad I just can't watch them. I guess I'm also not a big fan of cannibalism
This is the thread
>>222187063I figured the other one would get deleted because of the OP.
>>222187063TWO DEAD THREADS sounds like a good movie title."I think the point is to make us despair. To see ourselves as animal, and ugly. To reject the possibility that god could ever love us."
>>222187299Why can't we have kino lighting like this anymore.>>222187139so much politics in these generals
>>222187481I hate the conjuring
>>222187082>badI tried to watch The White Cannibal Queen because the art is cool and the girl looked hot and made it about 20 min.>>222187452The one poster gets deleted a lot. Don't want to say more because I got deleted for replying to another anon that replied.
>>222187186That's me at the end spraying all over her face.
>>222187549yeah I can see why now desu forgive me I just hate the confusion.
>>222187082you know what, thinking back, it all goes back to Akira and Tetsuo (lmao). Both were on the shelves at the same mom n pop place I did the slasher classics at, and Tetsuo especially created a craving for anything else that high energy and visceral. They also had a sizeable real death mondo movie collection, so they got me over a final level gore hump where I was comfortable watching anything. Was ordering the Guinea Pig movies off of ebay in like 2001.
>>222187299>TWO DEAD THREADS sounds like a good movie titleA mafioso who was killed returns from the dead to kill two informants whose confessions lead to his death.
>>222187299>>222187849Oh shit wait isn't that the plot of fake slasher film from the Sopranos? The one Christopher gets made?
>>222187732I never got into anime. But there are a couple I like. The only Japanese movies I really watched were the Nishimura splatter films and stuff. I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about them, desu. A lot are absurd Troma level movies where the joke is mostly the gore, body horror, and silliness. Cools special effects though.One of my local video shops had a cult section.>mondoAll the ones I tried to watch were just porn. I did watch all the original Faces of Death. But those weren't something I wanted to watch again like Jason.
Just finished The Devils Mouth. It was fine.
>>222187588They knew what they were doing in that scene.
>>222187549What a kino poster art.
>>222188060they gotta trick you into buying a ticket somehow.picrel is mostly, you guessed it, guys wandering around in the woods
>cool cover>shit movie
>>222188109>George Kennedy in an action poseAnyone falling for that is clueless
>>222188174he was only like..... 70 in that movie.
>>222187732Have you seen the Tetsuo sequels? I think the third one is underrated though I get why people don't like it
>Muffled yaaas in the background
>>222188311*finger snapping*
>>222188224He looks like mr olympia in that art look at those forearms and trim waist. I bet he's drunk as shit in the movie and shuffles around kek.
>>222188241I remember hating it, and I remember being disappointed by 2 back when it came out. haven't revisited it. I love Tsukamoto as a director and will watch anything he's associated with.
SHARKS!
>>222188576Stop posting this giant pancake tit bitch. Have some fucking standards.
>>222188592put the rolls of vietnamese sex dough in my mouth!
>start two threads to avoid the waifu spamming>ugly waifu spammers spam both threads>everyone else gives up
Jannies seem to be on the ball today. Thank you for your service.
>>222168456>To confidently assert what the film is definitively about is a difficult endeavour — something which attracted its lead. “I see Her Private Hell as an avant-garde art piece,” Thatcher tells me at the Carlton Hotel on the sunny Croisette, the day before the film’s world premiere. >Flanked by Liu and Froseth, with whom she shares a bubbling, warm chemistry that sharply contrasts their icy friendship triangle onscreen, the burgeoning scream queen describes the film as markedly different to her previous horror roles in projects like Yellowjackets and Companion. “I think it’s so incredibly open for interpretation. It doesn’t spell things out for you. It forces you to engage and be immersed in the movie for the full experience, and that’s rare. We don’t get that singular kind of movie anymore. It’s so hyper-specific, but also such a beautiful blend of so many different genres.” Refn’s previous film, gory fashion industry thriller The Neon Demon, premiered at Cannes 10 years ago to a mixture of applause, boos, and walkouts (a characteristically divisive reaction). >Sitting beside his leading man in another room at the Carlton, the ever-cool, curt director explains in his naturally calm tone why he’s returned to the festival with another polarising arthouse horror film “I’ve always liked genre, and I’ve always liked horror, especially ‘cause I think it’s all about what you don’t see, like the subconscious,” he says with a smile. “As a filmmaker, horror is very much a visual language, especially in cinema. [Growing up] it always just spoke to me, and it was a way to make my mother very angry.” >More specifically, Refn wanted to make a horror “opera”, complete with lush orchestral music by Italian maestro Pino Donaggio that recalls his scores for Carrie and Blow Out. Comparing the film to Only God Forgives, with its thorny mother-son relationship, he sees Her Private Hell as an operatic exploration of “father-daughter dilemmas”.
>>222189380how many of you have seen this so far? I loved it.
That's so cool, you guys speak wolf
>>222188576They'd be feasting on her for days, like a whale carcass
>>222189451>This will sell our moviehttps://x.com/thejoshl/status/2081913423172882565
>>222188311This faggot wouldn't know what to do with it
>>222189430I haven't actually seen it yet but I usually enjoy Refn's stuff though he's definitely not for everyone. A lot of his films are more about mood and vibes and have barely any plot to speak of. The Neon Demon was really good psych horror I enjoyed it a lot but I wasn't a huge fan of Only God Forgives which was Refn at his most self indulgent I feel but that sort of thing can actually work really well for horror like Eraserhead and Suspiria and Texas Chainsaw and Halloween and Neon Demon etc
I miss the video store days. my local store was an absolute beast that had huge cult and horror sections that were divided up by director. they had fucking Jorg Buttgereit and Andy Milligan sections. I rented all the Russ Meyer stuff to jerk it to in high school. they had the uncut version of New Wave Hookers with Traci Lords and I rented and copied it to a dvd-r, kek. They had Black Devil Doll From Hell and a bootleg of El Topo. I miss the shelves and shelves of Something Weird stuff and the posters for The Worm Eaters, The Honeymoon Killers, and Meet the Feebles. what a paradise.
>>222189549Wtf happened to you, NWR? How do you go from Drive to this?
>>222188576Hello and welcome to saggers!
>>222189805>they had the uncut version of New Wave Hookers with Traci Lords and I rented and copied it to a dvd-r, kek
I'm going to go get burgers and watch a horror movie.
Putting on some M'Bava
Just finished. Tedious made for TV feeling thing. Jenny Agutter is an architect supervising construction of an office building, but people keep dying in accidents, including a crazy scene where a detective pulls his gun and just starts plugging people in the lobby. Turns out the ghost of Jenny's husband who me murdered is haunting the building. the last scene is the best in the movie, where his zombie corpse that's walled up grabs her and drags her inside the wall with it. Michael Moriarty has such a weird screen presence, he's always very quiet or very loud and looks like he doesn't believe anything anyone's saying. Kevin McCarthy from Invasion of the Body Snatchers is here too but underutilized. Unengaging.
>>222192341Cool poster though. I always wanted a killer high rise film.Haven't seen that elevator one though.
>>222192485you might wanna check Poltergeist 3. Demons 2 is set in a high rise but the building itself isn't what's attacking. Shivers, also.
>>222192341i really love it but definitely not for moriarty. it is weirdly spanish like nothing else ever, comes off as a bit made for tv. they really know how to use the skyscraper setting well even if the story is kind of a let down.
>>222186746I can't get over how nice the paint on the mask looks.
Am I missing any titles? I wanna do a run through the whole damn franchise.
>>222192867The Grudge/Ju-On aren't part of the Rings franchise.
>>222192867>Ju-on: The Live is a 360-degree immersive stage play adaptation of the early Ju-on: The Curse filmsdamn bro what is this kek
>>222192966they're connected through the sadako vs kayako timeline
>>222193136A crossover does not make them the same franchise.
>>222191738This was pretty slow to get going but when the ghost showed up it actually spooked me at one point. I guess this was Psycho inspired, but you can see a direct line to Maniac from it.The idea he saw a little bit more every time he killed is an excellent plot driver. It makes you the audience want to see the murders to solve it too.
oh yea thats the ticket
>>222192485>killer high rise filmI actually came across this one recently while looking for cybershit horror
>>222193603>Poltergeist 3RIP Heather O'Rourke.
>>222192485Cyber City Oedo and the X-Files have episodes about that.
>>222188109This movie is mostly girls fighting with each other on a space ship. They do run from some "zombies" at one point. It has a great 80s aesthetic, but the poster art is pretty misleading.
>>222194009that movie was a fucking trip. i think i hated it. looked amazing.
>>222194022I like it. It's also music themedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hkNym74jkoBut I can understand not liking it, it's a bad movie. It does look cool.
>>222194060yeah, i aint seen it in a while and i dont remember why i thought what i did. i love the production at very least.
Someone recommended Evil Dead to me in the previous thread, but why did the demon have to enter through her pussy...?
>>222186746Kino
>>222194114
>>222193583lookin good
92 days til HalloweenReminder Halloween falls on a Saturday this year
>>222194337I'm just glad I live in a non-Anglo country, so there are no kids ringing my doorbell demanding sweets. There are also no parties except for a few extremely profit-oriented (i.e. expensive) venues, which are few and far between. I'll probably end up comfily at home, watching some good horror movies, and since the next day's a sunday that means I get to stay up late.
>>222194139This movie was absolute dogshit, you guys have trash taste for recommending it
>>222194577The remake? Yeah it fucking sucks. Also checked
>Unholy Women (2006)I didn't expect much from this anthology going in, but I ended up enjoying it quite a bit
>>222194591The 2013 one. Gonna try so above so below now, hope this one is better than whatever I just watched
>>222194743That's not bad, some pretty spoopy moments.
>>222194573Rules are if the porch light is off, you skip the house. My street rarely gets kids anymore because nobody wants to descend and then ascend a steep hill.
>>222194573I get a lot of trick or treaters every year usually, but I also decorate the most out of anyone in the neighborhood. My new neighbors who moved in a few years ago have started stepping it up with the decorations which is cool.
>>222194909>>222194963Halloween was never really established here. There was this one year when karneval (mardi gras) was cancelled due to the Americans starting another war in the Middle East, so wholesellers of costumes and decoration tried to make Halloween a thing over here to get rid of the inventory. (True story btw.) They managed to reach kids with the merch, but not the grown-ups, they established the lore with the kids, but again not with the grown-ups, so when the kids went from door to door demanding candy, the grown ups didn't know what the fuck was going on. The whole thing ended up in thousands of cases of property damage and police being called so much that it overwhelmed the emergency call systems. The years after that the problem with massive property damage persisted, even though lots of cities introduced curfews. I don't know for how long but finally the youth gave up on Halloween, it was not going to be a thing in my country. And that btw. goes for most of the non-English speaking world.
>>222195093>non-American western countries fuck up Halloween>Japan adapts Halloween and it's successful so far>South Korea copies Japan's Halloween and 150+ people dieHow are you retards fucking up something so simple?
>>222195223>South Korea copies Japan's Halloween and 150+ people dieAFAIK that was the very first public event that was allowed to take place after the corona pandemic, and it was held only in one small section of Seoul in a district with small, narrow alleys.Things like that also regularly happen on the muslim pilgrimage on 20 meter wide massive highways. Thousands dead because they failed to control the streams of millions of people that all follow their religion telling them YOU MUST VISIT MECCA AND YOU MUST DO IT ONLY AT A SPECIFIC TIME.My country introduced strict regulation after some 20 people got crushed to death due to police mismanaging a mass event. That means some festivals get cancelled, that means people get turned back if they don't have a pre-sold ticket. That also meant that I had to leave a lecture at my university twice because I was 5 minutes late and I didn't get a seat. You're no longer allowed to stand or sit on the stairs of the auditorium.
>>222195355It's just weird since South Korea copies a lot of things from Japan and usually improves on it. Maybe one year they'll surpass them on Halloween as well.
>>222195410They're weird. I've once seen a Japanes shop window Christmas decoration, and they had nailed Santa to a cross and placed buckets of KFC around the cross. Voilà, Japanese Christmas.
>>222195462Them having 2 Valentine's Days so both guys & girls get something is a great idea though. I wish America would adopt that.
Is this actually a good movie or do people here just enjoy it because they want to commit the crimes in the film
The horror genre has been quite pathetic. Why isn't anybody even trying anymore?
>>222195685It's okay. It's a protoslasher, so it's missing some of the stuff you'd expect, and the cop side of the story feels like it belongs in a bumbling buddy-cop story more than this, but it's not bad.There was a followed up in 2014 that serves as both a remake and a sequel at the same time. It's good, but closer in style to a slasher than a protoslasher, so if you don't like the 1976 one you'll probably enjoy the 2014 one.
>>222195763I'm over 50% on likes:dislikes for 2025, but under 50% for 2026.
>HEALTH UPDATELower stomach pain & cramping has vanished. I'm starting to think it was simply because I stopped taking a probiotic and my stomach was adjusting to how it used to be. Score another one for just waiting it out.Death needs to up his game if he wants to get me
>>222194605Keita Amemiya? yea that dude makes some fun shit
*wolfs out at u*
>>222196676>Lower stomach pain & crampingThis started happening to me every time I edge, but it goes away once I finish
>>222188576Wow who is this I love tiddies like this
I have this memory of watching a movie or show about a museum in the middle of the desert that had cursed objects, and every story or segment was about each of those objects, but I can't remember its namesearching only led me to 13 Willow Street, The Haunted Museum, Warehouse 13 and Friday the 13th The Series but it's none of those
>>222188576>comments full of plastic-faced chicks with onlyfans links in their bios puzzled as to why men are lusting after this girl's "pancake tits" while they spent huge amounts of money trying to keep their own from sagging
>>222198297Black Mirror: Black Museum
>>222198438ty
ECTOPLASMIC NIGGAS
>>222199016>>62546944Based
>>222199165Ah man I forgot a meme arrow
Best Creepshow segment from the modern series?
Honestly, I think I liked Backrooms more than Obsession.
>>222199444I need to return some videotapes.
>>222194577>>222194591Faggots
gojira
>>222199254The Evil Dead episode
THIS ABSOLUTE KINO /s IS RELEASING TOMORROW
Why the FUCK would Paramount want a shot-for-shot remake?
Anyone seen this jap trilogy?The Vampire Doll + Lake of Dracula + Evil of Dracula
>>222201368Fast track both pre-production & production since the script is always written and they know how to shoot every scene. If you want to get it out quick, it's the best way to do it. The only thing that matters to either movie is who they cast as Freddy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3S7aKk0ALw
>>222201368>not just 1 but 2 shitty Elm Streets
>>222188576Wonderful
piece of shitin a series full of stinkers, this is by far the stinkiest
>>222202156for me, it's Bunshinsaba
How many red flags can you spot?
>>222202757Can it be worse than the NOT Lifetime Movie, but definitely a Lifetime movie, Morgan: Killer Doll?
>>222201568I'm not sure who I can see playing Freddy.
>>222203029Sadly all the best choices are 20 years too old. Walton Goggins might be a good choice in human form.
>>222201556They are fun, I liked the Lake one the most.
Western horror is fucking dogshit. Recommend me Asian ones instead
>>222204179Suddenly In The Dark (sometimes known as Suddenly At Midnight)
>>222194337>Halloween falls on a Saturday this year
>>222194337>Halloween falls on a Saturday this yearThis only matters for kids and young normies. I'm neither of those things so the day of the week means nothing for Halloween.
>>222186746damn thats good
>>222201368>Lee Cronin's The Nightmare on Elm Street>Shot by shot remake
what the hell is this thing selling out 2 weeks in advanced?
>>222204179Occult
Wise anons, what movies about possessions would you recommend?
>>222204856premiere party with the director or something?
>>222204856>in every city in America there's a man like Caleb*eye roll*probably sold out because it's from the frontman of the band Cursive which was pretty big back in the heyday of Emo>Each screening will feature a short acoustic set and Q&A with writer/director Kasher:https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3961497/whos-watching-official-trailer-in-every-city-in-america-theres-a-man-like-caleb/
>>222204876The Last Exorcismand technically, though not really, Possessor (2020)
>>222204856These types of movies are getting popular, but hardly anyone has seen Clinger (2015).
>>222204856>in every city in America there's a man like Caleb>We have Obsession at homeOkay, this looks kino
DAGON WHO?
>>222204974Banana bread sermon will always be funny to me
>>222204876
>>222205221why have you done this to me
>>222205221>Anyway if you need me, I'll be stuck in the washing machine
Up for a lovecraftian horror tonight.
>>222205000comfy kino>>222205347watch this >>222205000
>>222205272>>222205345
I miss when anons streamed cool horror stuff
>>222204828>no clown gf
>>222205347In The Mouth Of MadnessThe Mothman PropheciesPicnic At Hanging Rock
>>222194292Judy Jetson is best Vicious Lips girl
>>222195685Worth it for the trombone scene. Although that was a lot of effort to go to and he probably had to be questioning this idea about halfway throughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1MAmkzd9Kg
This is my wife.
>>222206885would give her a pat
>>222206885Respectable choice.
>>222206491bigger hair better girl
Hokum, Caveat, Weapons, Barbarian, Oddity Who likes these movies? (I struggle to picture it)I want to see what the fans of these movies look like: their faces, ethnicities, hands, and body compositions. If you like those films, feel free to post yours.
>>222207046i might watch one or more of them by 2030 but i am sure it wont be all
>>222206885Who is that scary lookin' bitch next to her?
>>222206656I thought that scene was great, the kind of demented psuedo-sexual serial killer piquerism. it communicates a lot, maybe a strange childhood humiliation or punishment, unrequited sexual fetish etc
Will you be seeing it in theatré?
>>222207197No, I will watch it once it drops on streaming (piracy, actually) though.
>>222207046the post of a brown person trying to blend in
>Japan's golden age of horror is most widely considered the period from 1999 to 2005, spanning the late 1990s and early 2000s, often called the peak of J-Horroris this true?
How do we stop it once and for all?
>>222207601Obviously no because Ringu came out in 98
>>222204732as a fellow spooky enjoyer and normal boring professional with normal hours, i might go out and do something this year
>>222207607
>>222207607What if it picks a schizophrenic who has already built up powers of resistance to madness
>>222207607Shoot it until it dies.
>>222207836>What if it picks a schizophrenic who has already built up powers of resistance to madnessFilm theory has a good break down of how to deal with the hallucinations. You are fighting multiple fronts in your own brain, probably have to cut off all contact with family and be institutionalized, get a therapist and get on serious doses of medication. You cannot work with this, you need to get institutionalized, so you need to find a way to get into a mental ward. And you need to get alot of socialization as it will increase hallucination. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIubKygOjSw&t=631s
>>222207607>How do we stop itBy carrying out a grisly murder in front of others. It said it in the movie. >once and for all?You can't. Well, ballpark security was able to make one of the possessed people sit down in their seat during the marketing.
>>222208530fucking hell
i preferred smile 1 but 2's opening sequence is pretty much perfect
>>222208639the trippy music in it just before the logo hits is great
>>222206885For me its pic related
>>222209225Based.
>>222209252>sniffa
>>222209252>>222209225>Put on your maakeup>Your eyes are bluuue enough>Tonight is special for youuuu
>>222208530Kek I forgot about this
Soulmatey finally comes out tomorrow!I'm scared stiff!
>>222209808Goddamn
Glad these are all old films. I look for good horror films now and everything is shit. They're all people just looking distressed and screaming, as if they have to overcome some inner obstacle. They're all just a metaphor for the unhappiness people are experiencing in modern society. Fucking gay.
>Go to store today>They've started putting out their Halloween candycomfy szn soon frens
>>222209959Same, noticed my local dollar store had some pumpkin candies out. Didn't look around if they had any decor yet. Will check tomorrow or Sunday.
I bet they taste salty
>>222209959literally every single year I get spooky mode in like september and by mid october I am fatigued.... it's like gooning for 30 hours straight just doesn't hit right. they're literally ruining halloween with this madness!
>>222199254I like the House of the Head episode
>>222202757Least it will be entertaining
never seen the tales from the crypt before. just watched the first couple. neat. are there any serious or unsettling 'sodes?
>>222211058I haven't watched them all yet but its more entertaining seeing all the recognizable people they got
>>222211058Only Skin Deep
>>222209808They should stop making perfect replicant robo horrors and make a shoddy chinese robo horror. Like you could literally build one and not need CGI.
>>222209252>when you can tell a movie was directed by a man because a woman in the movie apparently needs help from another woman to put on her bra
>>222211343This shits not scary though. The horror is limited to one of these things bumping into a small child before it falls on the ground and breaks itself.
>>222211343Hollywood these days is more like>CGI? that's a lot of work. AI can make our jobs easier. it's just another tool like CGI. It really helps our creative work flow. It's like a paintbrush. A tool for easily making our art! le arte!
>Evil Dead Burn debuts digitally at home in the U.S. and Canada on August 4
>>222211684That was pretty fast
>>222208530lol, the other day I watched the second one. I can't believe I had to sit through those fucking dancing scenes and some chick impersonating Lady Gaga. It was 'Trap' all over again!
New rumours are the the Romulus sequel has been shelved and ain't gonna happen. Not surprising given there had been no news, especially regarding Spaeny being involved.However theirs also talk that there'll be a new Alien universe film.
>>222207601cure came out in 97 and then ring a year later
I'm watching the haunting of hill house right now, it's pretty good
i been watching so much Tubislop "friends in the woods" type movies and the acting is so bad and nothing ever happens and I just fall asleep. bout to watch one called Hoax but this one seems like more of a real movie
>>222204771you're neet then huh?
>>222213865This but with Evil Dead. I was masturbating after the first 15 min cause the story was so extremely bad (and acting)
>>222212867>Rumors>worldofreel.comslopSame dipshits who probably made rumors about Elliot Page playing Achilles in The Odyssey.
>>222186923Fuck are you even talking about?
>>222213865Don't know if they're on Tubi, but I loved "Tucker & Dale vs Evil", and "The Cabin in the Woods" is also OK. The first one is great fun, and the second is interesting because it's meta.
>>222214118dont worry it will break even sooon
Fine, I'll watch Soulm8te and see what I think about it.
This one has one of the most swift and effective axe murderer slasher villains i've seen in a minuteRutger is just some detective that's hardly in any of the scenes though
>>222215734report back
>>222215893Always do. It'll be in like 4.5 hours, I have 2 other movies to watch as well, both FF. Trying to hit 300 seen.
these thumbnails are very funny to me
New Inde Navarrette kino just dropped!https://youtu.be/pnvlSfoB0Fw
>>222216956>my gothic side>DagulaRob Zombie fan confirmed.SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY, DRAGULAAAA
>>222207607you can’t. the trauma entity exists in all of our hearts.
>>222207028Only one worth getting
and another one bites the dust
>222218047This is a lie.You know if you want (You)s you could just come up with something worth interacting with instead of this trash kind of attention seeking.
>>222218077wdym? i just posted a picture of my favorite actor together with a really good song
>trying to hook off failed baitIt's just sad, really.
>>222218105is it really a failed bait if you keep swallowing?
>>222217579What if you took strong hallucinogenic drugs, maybe the smile monster would get messed up
>>222209225really one of a kind look, she's iconic
>>222218117you need drugs to remove the hallucinations, along with therapy and social interacting with humans. basically you need to be institutionalized. Rose should have put herself into psycward.
>>222218532that didn't work so well for the original chick
>>222209252this was an awful movie but most of the girls were hot as fuck
The smile / trauma entity is an eldritch horror that exists in a parallel plane of existence outside of our own. It took trillions of our years drifting to discover our universe. imagine millions of light years traveling at snail pace. The horror because more or less corrupted by the evil essence of humanity and turned into the horror we know. There is no way to kill the entity. The entity will only stop once all the collective trauma of humanity, built up over 300,000 years is spent by feeding on blood sacrifices. since humanity keeps growing and more trauma is created, it will de facto exist until we die out as a species. you can in theory defeat it in your mind, but that only cuts it off from our plane of existence. once cut off, it will go and find a new host planet of sentient life, as that’s what attracts it.
>>222218845this nigga op
>>222218767did she show signs she was gonna kill herself? straitjackets?
>>222218845we find out ancient humanity dealt with the entity, though blood sacrifices. because humanity started moving away from sacrifices due to the Abrahamic religions and modernization, the trauma moved more towards the mental plane. Humanity began studying psychotherapy as a way to combat, realizing that schizophrenic people have unlocked a truly enlighted plane. while the entity cannot control humanity, it can guide us in whatever direction it wants. since almost zero humans lived after seeing its true form, most we get are dark shadowy horrors the night, which we blame on magic or satan.
>>222186746Good morning FixbrethrenAre we partaking in espresso today?
Watched 3 horror movies and it was an underwhelming mixed bag:>The WoodmenFirst off, the name is terrible because I keep reading it as The Woodsmen, which sounds better on the ear. It's an innawoods FF movie where only the Ranger isn't a retard. It's a 4.5/10 movie that could have been better. The tent scene reminded me of the boring tent scene from Willow Creek. It's watchable, but wouldn't recommend it. Kills are shit, acting is mostly bad, and it ends on a tie-in to a sequel.>The Andy Baker TapeDidn't like it at first, but I warmed up to it. It's a 5-5.5/10 FF movie. It's actually great casting in that they do look like half-brothers. Basically a travel food critic type finds out he has a half-brother and meets up and of course shit gets weird. The horror is more in the tension until the 3rd act, but the acting is actually good for what's a 2 person FF movie. Recommend giving it a try.>Soulm8te5/10, but goes to a 4/10 at times. It's very predictable, especially the timeskip ending. It could have been A LOT better if it cut out most of the drama shit. The effects are okay mostly, but also shit at others. Entire movie is like that really, just a grab bag of quality. At least she gets her tits out twice. Is it better than M3GAN 1 or 2? No. Do I understand why it kept getting postponed and not given a theater release? Absolutely. 50/50 movie and those that don't like it will definitely be justified. If the 5/10 is a like or dislike, I'm not sure. There are 2 death scenes in the entire movie I think and probably the best scene in the movie is the 2nd one.
>>222219337Are you going to watch Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma this week?
It's rare that a movie appears interesting enough to keep me watching the whole thing but I still absolutely hate it at the end. This is one such movie.
>>222219349Probably 1-2 days after the torrent comes out.>>222219337Correction, there are 3 death scenes in Soulm8te, the last one is still the best. Glad I didn't wait for the 4K version, not worth it.
>>222198412I love this movie and wished they’d made a trilogy
Reminder that Black-Eyed Susan is the best modern sexbot film
>>222219583Didn't like it, found it very one-note, which it didn't do well.
>>222186746i wish everyone involved with Friday the 13th could just come to the table and put their differences aside and just agree to make a new movie. Just shake hands and each agree to 50/50 profits or better yet just put the IP under one company. The world deserves another Friday the 13th movie
>>222219762problem is I think Victor Miller actively wanted to sabotage the franchise, he resents it
>>222219762Or just wait for an 86 year-old man to die and then throw a bunch of money at the estate for the rights.
>>222219762>and just agree to make a new movieWell the dispute was settled, and we are getting a new movie, but that's not good news. The new "Jason Universe" has been nothing but cheap cashgrabs so far. Dead By Daylight crossover, terrible consoomer merchandise, and a 15 minute (bad) short film that was an apple cider commercial ft. the worst Jason design (and a girlboss). Now we're getting the Crystal Lake tv series. It ain't getting any better.
just saw soulm8te's titsif you're paying hundreds of thousands of dollars or whatever wouldn't you go for something a little perkier
Sexbots not just being Monique Gabrielle in Evil Toons is a plot hole
>>222209959I wish they would wait a bit longer. In early October some stores put up Christmas decor, like slow down there. It is insanity.
we're so backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TzKpoP_Tcg
>>222218845Stan Smith on the right
>>222209959Halloween decorations are for sale at some stores near me. They even have those expensive ones that talk, move around, etc. for your yard.>>222221154One decoration is a Halloween Pilgrim Turkey, so you can leave it up for both holidays.
>>222220886But this is Bachelor Party, not Evil Toons
>>222221378well either works
what are some modern zombie movies worth watching made past Train to Busan? Sequel was so shit
>>222222472So zombie movies 2017 onward. Here's what my autism sheet spit out, in no particular order:>This Is Not A Test>Zombieland: Double Tap>Ziam>Godforsaken>New Life>We Are Zombies>Zom 100: Bucket List Of The Dead>#Alive>Murder At Shijinso>Zombiepura>School Live!>The DarkNote that Murder At Shijinso isn't horror
So I watched "Deadly Blessing" (Wes Craven 1981). Solid acting, directing, camera work, editing. But the pacing was so slow that it would have been overtaken by the horse-and-buggy they used in this movie. In fact, the whole story could have been cut to 30 minutes runtime without losing any plot points.This movie was tagged as "horror" and "folk horror", but it's not. Except for the final 1 1/2 minutes of it. Out in the country where there's nothing but farmland as far as the eye can see, a cult of evil super Amish terrorize the few normal people that live there. Meanwhile people are being murdered, and at first it's not clear by whom. In the end it turns out the neighbour's strange daughter is a hermaphrodite and it was all xer doing. In the eyes of the cult, she's the messenger of THE INCUBUS! INCUBUS!Anyway, some cuties, this was Sharon Stone's first role in which she had actual lines to speak, and Ernest Borgnine almost got a Golden Raspberry Award for playing the cult leader.5/10, comfy watch, some deduction for the slooooow pacing.
Widow's Bay is so fucking boring. Neither dialogue nor the mystery are captivating I was memed into watching it but 7 episodes in I just couldn't
Still no DV + HDR release, so this is the best available currently:>Soulm8te.2026.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.HDR10+.HEVC-KyoGo>Soulm8te.2026.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.HDR10+.HEVC-KyoGo>Soulm8te.2026.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.HDR10+.HEVC-KyoGoDon't care about HDR, but want 4K?:>Soulm8te.2026.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.HEVC-KyoGo>Soulm8te.2026.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.HEVC-KyoGo>Soulm8te.2026.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.HEVC-KyoGoIf you're a third worlder:>Soulm8te.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo>Soulm8te.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo>Soulm8te.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo
>>222221471True. You also get Tawny Kitaen (Witchboard 1986) in Bachelor Party. Shame what happened to her.
Is this any good?
>>222214203>>222219349
>>222186746What am I in for?
>>222223384haven't seen it yet but reactions are far better than expected
>>222224711Plot holes: The Movie
Watching Door (1988) tonightIf it's good I might check out the sequels
Good kino about duty and responsibility.
>>222213865I love Tubislop B movies. So much passion, so little budget or skill.
>>222207028KNOCK, KNOCK, NUMBER 4.
>>222224711Utter dogshit from a nigger who was only ever famous for being funny.
>>222225741I watched Monster in the Closet and Decampitated. Both released by troma, so even worse than slop.
>>222226056false
when will these incels learn not to manipulate women into becoming their personal sex slaves
>>222223384>>222224766I've watched it. It was ok. Better than I expected.
>>222226251wanted her to start barking like a dog while she crawled across the floorbut i guess the actress has too much dignity to do that
>>222226179Recently I actually enjoyed (not horror) Amsterdam Heavy.Recently watched TC 2000 and Blood Sombrero (garbage but has some good characters). Bullets of Justice was the most absurd movie I've ever seen, it had a Christiano Ronaldo cameo.
>>222226251>Lily Sullivan looks unrecognizable in this role!oh wow for once they're rightdidn't even know that was her
wishmaster
>>222226726bullets of justice looks like an insane bulgarian vanity project
>>222227158you're going to get v& if you keep this up
>>222227241Insane is the only way to describe it, it features two pig mutants with asses for mouths and the main character fucks his adopted sister (who has a mustache)
>tfw no cute paki coworker
>>222226726>Bullets of JusticeI might give this one a try. Decampitated had its moments and managed to be fun at times. It's from 1998 and looks shot on video, so I liked the aesthetic. But overall a bad movie that frequently tries too hard to be silly.
>>222227471It tries so hard to be weird it's basically a detriment but I was still entertained and it was free, so I really don't have to give a shit.
>>222227352It looks like someone broke her nose lel
>>222222709these are all shite>>222222472>MadS>The Night Eats the World>Apocalypse Z
They were shooting some of the Reanimator remake near where I was today and showed me some pics from the instagram page. I'm pretty skeptical though, don't really think it's my type of flick. They said it's more like the book and not a remake. I wonder why call it reanimator then though.
>>222226205Pure trvthnvke actually.
>>222227756I thought that was a garbage truck and laughed because it made sense
>>222227756CW stars are so cursedI rather like the guy too, but he was king of his own ridiculous little universe for over a decade and now he's a nobody doing a movie that will flop and the five people who watch it will hate
>>222219762>>222219787>>222219892If there’s any solace to take it’s that Miller and Cunningham are both old as shit at this point, so we probably don’t have to wait around long, then some studio will snatch the rights up and start making them again. I was surprised to see adult hockey mask Jason in the Crystal Lake show.
>>222227844>garbage truck and laughed because it made senseThat was kind of the sense I walked away with.
>>222227717Troll, go it. Filtered.
elizabeth berridge in the funhouse
Join us /hor/>>222227864>>222227864
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qnqg7WfW-I8cute
>>222227870>CW starsI haven't heard of him, but that makes sense. He looks like the CW. Yeah, apparently it doesn't have distribution yet and they are looking at trying to go straight to streaming with it.
>a slimy, tendrilled gooey mess throat fucks a woman so hard her stomach explodes into thousands of tiny tentaclesok, enough jhorror for now
>>222228354It doesn't have studio backing and was just funded by some private investor.
>>222228387That's why I love Japanese movies. They can turn the weirdness to a level no other country dares try.
>>222228236both still babes
>Amazing movie>Genuinely timeless, still holds up to this day>Has mediocre/bad reviewsWhich one is it?
>>222229238>7/10>bad reviewsWhat?
>>222229577People don't know how to rate movies
>>222229238all of them
>>222229238if a horror movie is above 6/10 it's not trying hard enough
Guess I'll bake
Do it.
Don't go into the thread
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