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I do NOT fuck men, fuck you.
>>222230091kino, muppet sleepy hollow when?
has anything good come out of korea/taiwan/japan the last couple of years?
>>222230455The biggest one was Exhuma.If you like slowburn, Kyoshi Kurosawa who did Pulse/Cure, then he has two new films Chime and Cloud.Also a kino ghost story that clones his style Missing Child Videotape.And some found footage, Incantation (2022) and The Medium (2021), About a Place in the Kinki Region (2025).
>>222230555I watched all of those except the medium because it's thai but i'll give it a shot. I just put Kinki on my list and found out about Koiji Shiraichi. Is his other stuff good too?I like the korean murder/horror/thrillers too but the last thing that came out was No Other Choice
>>222230650imo Koji is amazing but you have to like his style.He has put out a crazy amount of low budget but consistently fun found footage. Occult and Noroi I'd prioritize. He occasionally does traditional films as well, adaptions and such, which I think are meh in comparison. Kinki was just ok.
>>222230721I didn't even realize it was the same guy that did Occult and Noroi. Those are both kind of a blur to me. I think I watched them blackout drunk.I like that youtube channel that does short movies kinda like his. Fake Documentary Q
got around to watching Pontypool. that was a hell of a ride. would recommend.
>>222231679kind of weak ending but yeah an essential watch. I'd watch a remake, I love radio horror.
Justin Hardy has apparently died. Kind of shitty news since I was quite looking forward to seeing Wrath of the Gods. Makes you wonder what's going to happen to the Wicker Man IP nowhttps://www.aol.co.uk/articles/justin-hardy-dead-beloved-director-200600000.html
>>222219762>Just shake hands and each agree to 50/50 profits or better yet just put the IP under one companyThey would rather kill each other with their bare hands than missing out on profits and revenue.
INCOMING
>>222232166>Alien vs. Predator directed by Paul W.S. Anderson>Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem directed by Greg and Colin Strause (literally fucking who?)It's the year 2026 and we may finally get a good AvP movie because Fede Álvarez has said he is open to directing a third AvP movie with Dan Trachtenberg. And if this doesn't happen, at least we have a bunch of good horror movie directors these days that can possibly do it.
>>222224147crazy, I finished this just an hour before you posted. it's kind of a typical japanese ghost/curse movie, with the slight wrinkle that it ends up a possession movie, and this has imo the best possessed loli I've seen in anything. it's a "classy" horror with a slight edge, the gore is light and there's no sex or nudity to speak of. Bit of an enviro-horror too, since it's all about shutting down a uranium mine. A lot going on, felt like two plots crammed into one movie.
>>222231712know any other similar movies?
>>222232612same director as the Female Convict Scorpion movies. nowhere near as wacky as those.
>>222232734honestly no it's pretty unique. Carpenter's The Fog has some radio centric stuff.
>>222232734oh actually maybe YellowBrickRoad. not a "one location" film, but some similar concepts. also I liked it.
>>222232734Here's a movie with the exact same premise while being much less experimental about it
AM1200 is vaguely radio-ish but probably not similar.
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>>222232748Nice
>>222231717https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXlO68qPeD8It looks alright. Definitely looking more promising than The Wicker Tree
>>222232950im going in
>>222232166>>222232596Those movies were meh. I think the biggest problem with them was that they were both set on Earth. Like wtf man.
>>222228129Cute!!
>>222233787I'm betting the rug pull this time is that the kids aren't missing or dead and neither is her husband. Everyone is in on it because the widow is the sacrifice it woule mirror the original. The other two had some grand deception going on so I wouldn't be surprised if it was something along the lines of this this time.
>>222233833nta but interested in what you think as I haven't seen it
>>222235188it satisfies the same itch. i enjoyed it. gets a little preachy for no reason, but is entertaining. have fun
>>222235555thanks I'll check it out, I like Bill Mosley
Putting this on. I think I saw it once before but I don't remember.
>>222236175dr jeckyl and other dr jekyll?
>>222236175Dr. Jerkyll and Mr. Hand
>There's a Tales From The Crypt movie>There's a Vault Of Horror movie>There's no Haunt Of Fear movie
>>222236666Holy checked and that's a damn shame.
This was fucking fantastic except for that CGI fox.
>>222237209I hated it, it was the dreary trauma horror didn't gel with the dog. Would have been kino if it'd been a dog based found footage about ghost.
>>222237209I liked it too, anon.
>>222230721Just finished Kinki. Not very good. More like a sliddeshow of spooky stuff with an incoherent plot. Maybe that guy should do a VHS style series.
>>222237299yeah it was adaption of a book and I think it tied his hands. some anons loved it though.have you seen the Senritsu series? it's on youtube, and in comparison it's great. check out the first episode to get an idea of what most of them are like.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86SJFGwuMf0
>>222237241Honestly (and I know I'm going to get basedjak quoted for this), I thought the whole disease aspect of it was much much scarier than the supernatural parts. Facing your own mortality while still relatively young, and in such a slow and painful way, is extremely dreadful IMO.
>>222237335I like urban legendsThis reminds me of the World of Horror game I'm really bad at.
Decided to try the Killjoy franchise, it's about evil clowns. Starting off a lot more black than I thought, seems they phase out the black cast as the films go on. I thought it had a young Phill Lewis in it (drunk manslaughter, Hooch from Scrubs, etc) but the guy just looks how I expected a young Phill Lewis to look.
>>222237335yo this is just scooby doo
>>222237892>Reehhehehehehe
Putting on Jimmy and Stiggs
Just finished. It's funny! It also drags a lot and has the barest sliver of plot imaginable. Body count is high, Mickey managed to kill nearly all the passengers in one go electrifying the floor of the room they all get evacuated away from him to. The little mulatto kid they keep having to protect was annoying. This isn't a terrible monster slasher! It's at least the level of what Full Moon does nowadays. Kind of reminded me of the first Leprechaun. The scene where he kills the OF sluts practicing their ahegao faces gave me a hard-on
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>jumpscares are... LE GOOD
>>222238729This looks awful.
>>222238717Honestly the film would have been much better if it hadn't been an tiny inexplicable man-mouse, and had just been an man-sized inexplicable man-mouse.
>>222230650>the mediumworth watching for the qt alone
>>222238795eh not my kinda thai. there are some cuties out there thoughi'm still up watching this slit mouth woman youtube movie. it's not very good. no reason for it to go over an hour long.
>>222238831she looked better in the movie, its hard to judge from a single image
>>222238831so does he kill people with little penisesor kill them with his little penisor has a little penis and kills people
>>222238844that's two images, anonhow bout this one? is that a good movie? i saw it earlier and giggled at the title>>222238878I didn't watch it butt it sounds like he gets found out about his lil ding dong and goes on a rampage. It has someone from one of the Terrifier movies in it. I would appreciate if someone braved the runtime and came back with a report.
>>222238878you misunderstand, he's only 3'5"he's aiming for the heart but can only reach the dick
>>222238905havent seen it
>>222238831i actually can't find this movie even though i was interested in it.https://letterboxd.com/film/the-little-penis-killer/i'm not familiar with letterboxd so maybe it's just a memei'd rather watch that than the dime novel japanese found footage horror i'm watching now
nvm here it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgpXHqHs8UA
>>222237831First one wasn't particularly good. Blaxploitation with the audacity to lack significant nudity (you get a boob with nipple and that's it). They have a full plot recap 40 minutes in to pad time, delivered by bootleg Forest Whitaker Magical Negro. It really lags to fill the runtime, and has two fakeout endings.But I know later entries have clussy, so time for the second one I guess.
>>2222391915 minutes in an I wish someone learned how to use the mic's correctly.
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>>222239191>>222239273>break and enter hillbilly's house>get shot because you're breaking and entering>kill the hillbilly girl>speak down to her corpse like she was being unreasonable for defending her holler against random black menOnly 25 minutes in and I'm confident in saying the first was better.
>>222230143Speaking of Sleepy Hollow, I found out recently that the actual town of Sleepy Hollow, New York is now majority hispanic. There's no part of the US that can retain its historic culture or peoplehood. Everything has to be replaced by mexicans or africans.
>>222240052washington irving was ambassador to spain so that tracks
>>222240137So he was betrayed
>>222239883The clown just showed up. Noticeably a different actor. Far worse, not that the original Killjoy was particularly noteworthy.
I loved both Obsession and The Chair.Is Warnings or Milk and Serial worth watching?
Jimmy and Stiggs was a great looking film but it suffered from a lot of repetitive puppet wrestling and struggling and so on.
>>222240357I thought The Chair sucked.Watch Warnings and Enigma.Milk and Serial goes one about twice as long as it needs to so I give that a negative review too.
>>222240218My god that was a fucking boring slog. The ending was just "throw a random jar of stuff on Killyjoy's face and that's all".Killjoy three at least starts with clowngirl titties.
>>222238741couldnt even be bothered finishing it
>>222238741
WHEN CROSSEDJUST FIND A DISTRIBUTOR AND RELEASE IT YOU TRIPLE NIGGERS
>>222240573The clussy is not sufficient enough to put up with this film.
>>222240855This has all the quality of "quick put something out so we don't lose the rights" to it. It's cheap, gay, and lame.
>>222241115hot
>>222241137She's barely in the film, and has an annoying voice. It's really not worth putting up with the rest of the film to see her. And from what I understand, they don't bodypaint her in later films, it's all non-nude clowngirl stuff.
>FUCK BOMBERS NEVER DIE!kinoest movie I've seen this month
>>222241881>written, directed and scored by Sion SonoI'll add it to the list
>>222230091when I was younger, a friend of mine (who was prone to exaggerating) said there was this movie he saw in canada called "the mole" or "moleman" or something. it was a horror movie about a guy who ripped his victims from the inside out. it sounded gory as hell but ive never been able to find it. i reckon my mate made it up...does anyone know what the hell movie he could have been talking about?
>>222241967>molemanthere's that one with Robert Englund but it's shit
>>222241257Finished. Took a break to make some mexican muffins. Finished watching it. Really cheap and shitty film. They beat the evil clown by laughing at him, basically the stock 'I'm not afraid of you' ending. Don't particularly care to watch the rest of the franchise. The clussy was unworthy of my time.
>joel happens to get struck by a car moving 60 miles in a residential areawas this the trauma entity tying up lose ends?
>>222240762That's the actor who plays Gaal in Foundation, she has a distracting ass. But I'm afraid I shan't be watching Passengers tonight, might watch it some other time will see how I feel .
>>222242153hmm what's it called? maybe it was it
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>>222242381lol that looks really bad, almost so bad it's good territory. nah the one im thinking of is from the 1980s, maybe 1970s
>>222242218average murrican suburb from what I can tell
I've been invited to stay at a friend-of-a-friends house and apparently the guy is a huge horror buff. Guy even works as a video editor. I'm trying to think of some movie recommendations so I can impress the dude without looking like a total pleb. >Malatesta's Carnival of Blood I got this recommendation from this very general and it always blew my mind for the plastic-wrap zero budget visuals it created. Love this movie.>Brian Paulin's Fetus Or any of his movies, but Fetus is the most impressive one to most people>Razorback Killer boar movie really propped up by it's Wake In Fright inspired Aussie psychopath twins more than the titular pig, an 80s talking point. Or Pumpkinhead, which he'll have seen but I really think it has some of the best set design and spot comp of any 80s horror movie. It will also be a perfect scenario for me to be murdered in real life, thereby getting to live my very own horror movie. I've tried impressing women with Malatesta's before and holy shit do none of them give a fuck. This guy might like it though.
>>222243094There's always Don't Go In The House
>just randomly googling lair of the white worm>realize it has both hugh grand and peter capaldi in itwtf
>>222243915That movie is a lot of fun, I do recommend it.
if the decided to make a live action diablo film, how bad do you think it will be?
>>222241967Dunno, but it sounds interesting. I saw pic rel recently and it involves people getting their insides removed, but is obviously completely different. If you happen to find your movie, do share.
I watched Whistle last night and it was a solid 1/5.Which horror film should I watch tonight? I can only think of Backrooms and Nightborn. But I fear both of them are mid as fuck and I don't want to waste a nice Sunday evening.
>>222245602Leaving D.C.
>>222245602I watched Whistle a few months back and I would give it a 5/10. A little cheap, but well done for its budget.Also those Aztec death whistles were featured on "The UnXplained" two weeks back, and they actually blew one of those whistles. Sounds like the wind in older horror movies. The theory in the show was they were blown en masse by an army to creep the enemies out.
>>222245602> lead actress isn't even attractive and gives mid performance> is also a nepo babyno surprise there. at least the yellowjackets girl is cute
Are the Evil Dead Trap movies worth watching?
So was Soulm8te better than Megan 2?
>>222246337No, but they're different genres.
>>222246337>yet another "men who buy female robots are creepy predators" flickCringe
>>222246502You clearly didn't watch the movie
>>222246544Should I? Is there nudity?
>>222246856I didn't like it. It's an underwhelming 5/10. Yes, there are 2 scenes of tits.
>>222246337I wasn't expecting much from this but I was pleasantly surprised, decent flick.
you could tell they were just having fun with this one when compared with the first
>>222246337demon seed>ex machina>964 pinocchio>the trouble with being born>soulm8te>companion>Mthreegan>subservience>black eyed susan
>>222247343same>>222246337After watching Soulm8te I've decided to watch some other movie with the main actress. For some reason I thought she's the same person as the actress from You(the cuck serial killer tv show). Turns out those are two different people. I've also learned that the actress from You is the same actress with the flabby cellulite ridden ass from Forbidden Fruits.Anyways, i've decided on watching Forgive Us All. Post-apocalyptic zombie Western sounds like an interesting idea, but unfortunately the movie is boring with too much pointless drama. And almost no zombies.
Having a sexy female robot utterly obsessed with you is literally the male fantasy though, why does hollywood keep trying to make it bad
>>222232734the vast of night, luz (2018), the void (2016), in the mouth of madness, after hours (1985)i think these will suit you well. eyes wide shut also fits the bill and ninth gate, but we recommend those a lot. each of these is different from the other, but the share a common mood.
we're losing the sacred texts and all that shit
any good indonesian kino similar to Satan's Slaves and Impetigore?
>>222248966She is in Evil Dead Rise, which was ok, if somewhat forgettable
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>>222251646>that flying head with the dangling intestinesI think I saw that on "Best of the Worst". Wasn't voted to be the best of the 3 worst (movies), though.
how is she wrong thoughbeitit doesn't make sense David would remove Sara's directives not to harm humans in his quest to make her more real, even if Sara was learning all the time clearly she'd have some self preservation above almost anything else and know hurting and especially killing people would put not only her but also David in danger fast including from all the tiktok etc. trash she binge watched
>>222251777every man is driven by the instinct of becoming a father, it wouldn't make sense for him to not want to be with a woman who can bear children
>>222251774It's a real monster from folklore too. I learned about it in some Shin Megami Tensei game.
hell yeah Mystics in Bali>>222251105No, that Joko Anwar guy has been slacking with Satan's Slaves 3
>>222245602it wasn't that bad. any film with lesbian makeouts is at least a 2.
>>222251920my man
>>222245602>>222245759Watched it back on March 8th and thought it was watchable, but a below average 4.5/10.
Watching some death game horrors this monthNever seen this one
Planned movies for my next watch:>Dracula (1931)>Dracula's Daughter (1936)>Son Of Dracula (1943)
Based!
>>222245602>>222245759>>222252110Mesoamerican history anon here, to be clear "Aztec death whistles" aren't a real thing, it's mostly online viral misinformationThere are some ceramic Aztec whistles that are shaped like skulls, but there's basically no evidence they were used in battle (We know that conch shell trumpets and drums were used, and armies would yell, hoot etc, but there's no sources that discuss whistles being used warfare. Diaz mentions soldiers "whistling" but he seems to mean vocal whistles rather then using whistle devices, though it is admittedly a bit ambiguous), nor is there really any evidence they were meant to sound like human screaming (no sources mention this, and the only research that brings that idea up is a paper that was specifically evaluating the online rumors/claims around the whistles, and the results of that paper seemed inconclusive at best, though I'm not an acoustics or audio person so I admittedly have a hard time following what it's actually saying)If it were 2008, it's the exact sort of thing that snopes.com would be debunking
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>>222253047I bought this on dvd when it first came out because it has Jennifer Sky in it. It's been over a decade since I've watched it though, so I really don't remember if it's good. She was the lead in Cleopatra 2525, which was produced by Sam Raimi. She also made some appearances on Xena and was in an episode of Buffy.
>>222253047>>222254573>2002Okay, it's been over 20 years since I watched it. Holy cow.
Business idea for a new horror movie:>Surfs UpSexy teens start going missing and an amateur occultist and his ghostly beach bum pal who can't leave the beach because he was killed on consecrated ground piece it together that Dracula is the one behind it murdering them for some unspecified reasonIf it becomes popular I'll do an origin movie on the ghost beach bum hobo guy and how he wound up in his position.
watch out for the Teke Teke, anon
>>222255500
was it rape?
>>222230091>do a reverse image search thinking I'm going to find some Halloween-themed Muppets kino>discover it's just from something called "Miss Piggy's Calendar" from the '80's
>>222256116
>You?>You have it?>No, no, no, no. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU COME HERE? YOUR NOT GIVING IT BACK TO ME! GET OUT OF HERE! GET OUT OF HERE! GET OUT OF HERE! GET HER AWAY FROM ME! GET HERE AWAY FROM ME! GET HERE AWAY FROM ME! GET HER AWAY FROM ME!
>59 days until Oct 1
Has horror films made you more paranoid? I keep my room locked at all time when I'm alone in the house, I lock all my doors, I have a baseball bat by the door at all times. I got a ring door bell system. I have a dog.
>>222256555>I have a dog
>>222256576Love how that shot picks up the random neighbor in the background. Wonder where he is now and if he even knows he's in the Goosebumps intro.
>>222256555I don't think so. Maybe I'm more paranoid about getting kidnapped by eastern europeans.
>>222230091Tried watching this, but I don't think I can. This disgusting little trannie is too distracting to take seriously.
Sleepaway Camp 2 and 3 are a lot of fun but Return to Sleepaway Camp sucked.
>>222256555>ring door bell system>Flock camerasAbsolutely dystopic
>>222257310Is that blood or poop?
>>222257744rip big pussy
>>222257972probably both if he had bottom surgery
>>222257310>>222257744two very different genres of sex change films
>>222254223What are they going to do? Hang a jew?
>>222249063because it's natural.if it's the way things are supposed to be, it must be discouraged, if you're new here, you'll figure out why it's like this eventually.women want to be used, men want to use them, it's the way things are supposed to be.
>>222251774BOTW is honestly the worst thing to happen to bad movies since the Razzies, and you're a good demonstration of why
>>222255131Reminds me a little bit of that dead last show with the hot chick and the singer from limp bizkit
>>222258714dam women like rape
>>222258714>medical horrorhmmm
>>222255985God I hope so
>>222240052Yeah, much of New York is just Puerto Ricans now
>>222240052Sleepy Hollow was only White for like 300 years, anon
>>222258714>heroinwhat?>dirty clothesdon't wash those clothes, I want you to wear the again tomorrow!>smegmaI don't even know what this is>>222259556Part 2 female cenobite is better than 1 female cenobite
>>222260356part 1 is better at being a creepy female cenobitepart 2 is too cute desu
>>222260356>smegma>I don't even know what this iscongrats on being the only cut + clean anon on 4chan, anon>dirty clothesprobably more along the lines of a Dementia comic than that
>>222260356They sexed her up in 2. 1 at least she looks like a miserable creature.
>watched Junji Ito's The Face Burglar>it's about a japanese schoolgirl stealing anothers face>realize I can barely tell japanese schoolgirls apart normally
>>222260999to be fair Ito has a huge case of samefaces unless he's making them deformed/monstrous
>>222261026to back up the other anon, the sameface is a product of real life, not an alternative. that's why they had to give their cartoon characters crazy hair colors, so you could tell them apart.
>>222260999damn, checked
>the Thing>the smile/trauma entity>Pennywiseyou can only pick one fight. who do you choose?
>>222261292what's the setup for fighting The Thing? that makes a difference
>>222261292Do I have to fight the one I pick? I just want to be left alone.
>>222261292thing, hands down. at least I know whatever I'm fighting is real.
>>222260718>probably more along the lines ofYeah, like mud wrestling and stuff, not a girl who doesn't do laundry. That makes sense.
Gem. I was confused why it seemed so familiar. Then I realized the movie is based on the director's short he made a couple of years ago that I had already watched.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30w0DX1fFZo
>>222261341>I just want to be left alone.kek based shut in
BLEH!
>>222263263Bleh, fren
can't watch /hor/, too busy watching Grace Randolph dig into the new Spider-man movie
anyone watch Nightborn yet?
>>222263468I was about to, but I heard 90% of the movie is ruined by the baby crying. So now I'm watching Red Water starring picrel to continue my neverending shark movie marathon.
>>222263447I respect that she's a self conscious normie because that's the only way you can review all those films. normie whisperers. I wonder how much her rent is in that apartment.
>>222263962Grace Randolph is neither self conscious nor a normie. She's just fucking retarded.
>Ava from Ex Machina >Susan from Black Eyed Susan>Alice from Subservience>Iris from Companion>Sara from Soulm8teThese five would be unstoppable
>>222264616brother, susan can't walk, and her whole programming is centered around being destroyedshe'd be pretty stoppable
>>222264616haven't seen it, what dat mouth do?
>>222265226>blue blowieoof
>>222254255Hello, history anon! "The UnXplained" is not a serious TV show, it runs on the History Channel, which tells you everything. The show covers eerie items like medieval records of werewolves, or the dancing plague of Strassburg (which was a real thing), or the suicide forest Aokigahara below Mt. Fuji. Those death whistles were featured because they're often skull-shaped, because when you blow them they sound like the wind whisteling through the cracked windows of a spooky haunted house, and because we don't know why those whistles were made or what they were used to, so the show could speculate.The whistles sounding like the cry of the Banshee and summoning death was a nice idea for a little indie horror movie. "Whistle" wasn't really good, but not too bad for its budget either.
>>222265543For me, it's shrunken heads
>>222265679I've seen them IRL, a long time ago. A former sea captain had converted his ship into a museum in a port town and it was full of curious items he had collected from all over the world, among which were four real shrunken heads.
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>>222265811Damn, sounds like he lived the life. >>222265854What kino? I wish politics allowed for "colonial exploration of primitive lands" films to still exist
>>222265906>What kino? The Four Skulls of Jonathan Drake
>>222232734Savageland
>I never saw the first Return of the Living Dead movie... and I never saw Return of the Living Dead 2... because I don't like Dan O'Bannon, and I thought it was sacrilege that he's trying to jump on the bandwagon the same year that Romero is doing Day of the Dead and the whole idea of the zombies only eat brains, well that's just ridic-- that's just stupid and ridiculous, so I boycotted that movie. I never wanted to see it. Now, I still haven't seen it to this day, and I'm totally happy not having seen Return of the Living Dead.The more I listen to Tarantino, the more I hate him
>>222266295what a fucking square
>>222265811Any good sea captain/down by ye docks horrors? I've seen The Fog, Jaws and Dagon.
>>222230091Piggy as the Bride is pretty awesome. Pic: Love at First Bite is also pretty awesome. Make sure you watch the version with the original soundtrack (especially I Love the Nightlife for their first dance).
>>222267902I'm a Monster Energy guy
>>222268080Don't engage the spammer, you faggot.
>>222268120Monster energy. And he's a monster. Drinking something.Whatever.
>>222268184>BEGONE FUTURE THOTWeird how thot is no longer said. Is 304 still the popular slang or did something replace that already? I'm too old for this shit.
>>222268184this is the first truly creepy moment in horror
Made it 35 minutes into Undertone and gave up. Why does everything have to be traumaslop? Horror doesn't need to be mommy/motherhood issues all the time. Give me a god damned slasher with a decent budget, fat big naturals, and gruesome kills.
boring
>>222270053Out of everything you could have said, you chose to post a 100% undeniable fact.
>>222266295When did people start to turn on Quentin? Was it uno farto? I agree though, everything I hear him say makes me like him even less.
>>222270685nta, but I like his movies. I don't care at all about him otherwise. Dude could have a severed foot collection he sleeps with and I still wouldn't care.
>>222265226Her mouth supposed to clean my retainer or something?
>>222270741Clean all the smegma off your cock
>>222266295tarantino is a professional shit talker, his movies are good but you just have put him on mute
>>222271525>his movies are goodReally? Which ones do you think are good?
>>222263447I stumbled on her review of Primate. She was surprised that a horror film would have gore in it then complained that the chimp wasn't completely CGI and that they must not have been able to afford CGI.
>>222272885Just from that alone, I bet her favorite horror movie is The Conjuring.
https://x.com/BDisgusting/status/2084287972963242082Good news is we're getting another VHS movie this year, but I'm nervous about it apparently being music heavy. Definitely not expecting it to be better than VHS Halloween; also found it weird that they announced the SCP VHS film for 2027 before this.
>>222275282*chevelle starts playing*
>>222275346Nice
>>222275346I always welcome more FF movies. Just glad they keep it FF, still upset what HHLLC did. Need another HITHD & Blackwell Ghost movies. Still waiting on Frogman Returns to get picked up for release.
>>222275346I've enjoyed all the musical horror movies I've seen (not a lot), so I'll go in with an open mind
>>222232950Oh shit, starring Bill Moseley too. I’m going to have to check that out, it’s on Tubi apparently.
>>222275346>featuring GWARdo yourselves a favor and watch this kino
>>222263447That bitch meme’d me into going to the theater to see Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom, and I never forgave her for that.
Do you enjoy>scenes of women riding bicycles>scenes of the French countryside>scenes of French cafes>scenes of women driving back and forth between various French villages and cafes>other people riding motorcycles and scooters>chase scenes through forests and junkyards>little to nothing at all happening until the last 10-15 minutes of the filmIf so, And Soon The Darkness is the movie for (You)
This is the result of praising Deadstreamhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ck6FuVnvvRY
>>222276536that's like saying i'm responsible for the systematic slaughter of hundreds of thousands of hondurans because i like coffee
>>222276603Damn, guess I should start liking coffee.
>>222276536I still love Deadstream but this looks like something completely unrelated, like the smaller budget equivalent of VHS. Speaking of which it's weird that the Deadstream guys haven't done anything since their short for VHS '99, it was the only great short in that film so you'd think they'd be getting more work in the indie scene.
>Night School (1981)Is this a good slasher? Are there tits?
>>222263962>>222272885>>222276384she's a dumb whore but I've tried quitting her and she has good information
i have a sexual attraction to lady coroners
>>222276930>80s slasher>showing titsdoes Freddy molest kids?
>>222276289This is a great documentary. But desu their music kind of sucks. They have like 2 songs that are listenable. And if this is a new movie, it's probably nu-Gwar with the new lead singer.
>>222277992gwar isn't about the music, it's about the experience
>>222278360Yeah, I saw them live 3 or 4 times before Dave died. But as you know from the documentary, the only original member at this point is the drummer. From the videos I've seen, their current stage show isn't even as good any more. I'm kind of just done with them at this point. and their actual music was never really good.
>>222277343He must be a leftist then. Get your facts straight.
I love when these streaming sites upload shit I've never heard of.But I already know it's gonna be sick.>A serial killer gets sent to a mental institution, but as his insidious presence cause the doctors and orderlies to receive strange visions, his psychiatrist tries to find out his true identity.
>>222278870sounds like a dean koontz book
>>222278870Ew. They tried so hard to push this guy as some rich suave playboy. Lmao.
I saw "Stir of Echoes" (1999). It was OK. It was written by Richard Matheson, so it had a proper script done by somebody who knows how to write a good script. Real actors, sets, a good director, professional camera work and editing, all you could ask for in a movie. It's the story of a murder and it's horror as a ghost appears and kind of leads Kevin Bacon to investigate where the body's buried and how the victim died. No sexploitation, no gore, no gross-out horror. But it was made in a time when not everything had to have a diverse cast and when people still shot on film, so the colors are nice and not all dead and gray.7/10.
>>222279123>They tried so hard to push this guy as some rich suave playboy.I remember his debut. He was a creep in "Death Wish", he was the guy who raped and murdered Charles Bronson's wife and daughter and drove him to become a vigilante.
>>222278445pretty sure balsac and beefcake(now blöthar) are still in the band
>>222279548Lmao!
>>222279548> raped and murdered Charles Bronson's wife and daughterGood.
>>222269908You didn't miss anything, in fact it gets worse as it goes
>>222279548I used to listen to a podcast that played that clip of him yelling in that all the time.>GODDAMN RICH CUNTS! I HATE RICH CUNTS!
>>222279123For the longest time, I thought he was gay. He did that Disney+ show where he went to Reebok or Nike or one of those shoe companies and demonstrated some high tech pressure pad thing they use to measure where footfalls hit the hardest when someone is running, and he did the most swishy, mincing, faggy run that I’ve ever seen. I was shocked to find out that he’s always been somewhat infamous as a bit of a pussy hound.
What 10/10 horror should I watch tonight?
Der Fan (1982) Official Reissue Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA2PRtQ6_G4
>>222280060Crimes of the Future 2022 is underrated
>>222279797Look at his recent pictures on google, looks like a gay leftist. He was pushed as some playboy all throughout the 80s and 90s lmao.
>>222280060You should sit in your special chair.
>>222280060Wrymwood
>>222280302Isn’t he banned here?
>>222280539I don’t think so, you’re thinking of David Croenenberg, both fags though.
>>222279123I was a never a big "le Goldblum xD" guy, but I do love supernatural thrillers>>222280149I prefer The Fan with Westley Snipes and Robert De Niro
Some new Jason Universe promo art. Still something sorta off about the design.
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>>222281124>>222281145That mask is just never gonna look good.
>>222281124Just make a movie about him killing woke leftists like that new TCM movie.
>>222281124>>222281145I think its the eyes, not round enough
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>>222275346>Tobias ForgeI will watch this kino (I was going to anyway)
>>222281181Based. I lold when that woke mullato got beheaded in the last second of the movie.
nothing to watch so let's drink and watch the new season of The Terror that I haven't heard /hor/ talk about much.
>>222281905Looks roastie coded and his Alien tv show was roastie coded too.
when i was young ridley scott was oldnow i'm old and he's still old
>>222281905Wait...that ship show got more than 1 season?
>>222282258It is a show for women.
>>222282258Yes, people completely wrote it off because it was a varied anthology and not just 1800's ship show every season.
>>222282325I see. I legit didn't even know it got more than the one season.
im watching this one Tubishit movie called Don't Peek and its like one of those things where its like and influencer couple and something happens to them and the movie is basically their "content" so, you know it's made by some dipshit, which I expected. but what actually offends me is the premise of this movie is that the influencer couple is moving into a new house. they say they bought it in an "estate sale." they go on to explain that this is the reason that the house is already fully furnished. the actual retard who made this movie thinks "estate sale" means you buy an estate which is just a fancy synonym for house. he couldn't even be bothered to look up what it meant and that in an estate sale is when you try to liquidate all of the personal belongings INSIDE a house so its actually the LITERAL opposite of what he put in his stupid gay movie.
>>222282783I enjoyed it.
>>222280193Cronenberg is one of my favorite directors so I'll take your word for it.>>222280418I read about Wrymwood after it was mentioned here and it sounded interesting enough. I'll torrent it as well
>>222283004He is a banned director here. Are you new?
I showed Cure (1997) to my sister but she didn't get it. She didn't like it. I was so exited to show the film to someone and talk about it but now I feel silly.Second time I see it and it almost as tense as the first one, kept noticing more stuff with the composition and blocking of the shots. The editing is really incredible
>>222275282
>>222282783I enjoyed it. What is the problem? It is an enjoyable horror movie.
>>222282783You don’t know how to use watch and horror movie.
>>222275282Let the roasties hit the floor.
>>222283282I just had a problem with that one thing, not the movie as a whole
Looks like the jeet is fresh off his ban
>>222283652You got a problem with influencers?
>>222283727Duh. Are you a retard?
>>222282783> its like one of those things where its like and influencer couple and something happens to them and the movie is basically their "content" so, you know it's made by some dipshit, which I expected. You say this about quite a few FF movies.
We all love influencers here
>>222283737You got a problem?
>>222283641>eeek!!
>>222278360Yes it is, for me at least. GWAR the band fucking rules and were very consistent if you forget Carnival/We Kill Everything which were tricky.Immortal Corrupter is a highlight.
>>222281992first two episodes have been really good so far, but it pretty much is One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest horror mystery edition.It's also one of those ones where a regular dude gets locked in a fuuucking terrible place and yells>I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
>>222283762yeah it's the ones im watching, they're pretty much all the same idea. I actually watched a cool movie yesterday that wasn't FF called Thine Ears Shall Bleed
>>222283103Should have shown her Kairo
>>222283954*terrible not tricky, autocomplete got me
>>222283727no my problem was the retarded director /scriptwriter having no idea what an estate sale is but deciding to put it in the movie anyway. I thought that was pretty clear
>>222284007It is pretty clear you’re not made for FF horror.
>>222283974I showed her the walking scene. She doesn't want to watch horror, I had to plead and swear that cure was thriller more than horrorI also found Kairo boringe desu
>>222284034You sound like you’re in an equal relationship where there isn’t a power imbalance. Are you not wealthy?
>>222283103I'm with your sister. I'm with her psysically, and with her on her opinion of Cure.
>>222284059It is so wierd when couples are balanced and there is no male dominance.
>>222284138Who is with her physically then?
Funniest shit I've ever seenI was in from minute 1https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6muKRUg5e8A
>>222277258What movies?
>>222284234Tyrone
>>222284059what>>222284138I don't see you in my house
>>222230091Fixbake comin up
>>222284245The Boy From Nell
>>222284245>HD UpscaleREEEEEEEEEEE when people do that to old obscure stuff like that.>Restoration ProjectREEEEEEEEEEDo it to camrips of Spider-Man or something, not live-action Hideshi Hino flicks.
>>222284276ESL
>>222284363que?
NEW>>222284469>>222284469>>222284469
>>222281905I had such high hopes for this, but it was one of the worst things I've made myself sit through all year. Takes the "Nothing happens" meme to a whole new level. And I'm a pretty big Dan Stevens fan.
>>222275346I still have to watch the last 3 or so. Can't remember the last I watched. Think it was '85.
