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The Maiden Incarnate The Queen of Love and Breeding
>>222198291I want a Dornish woman with big brown nipples and supple waist who isn’t a whore pls oh seven I beg you pls
>>222198325Dude, she is like 13 years old sicko
My, Alys...you've...enhanced yourself.
Cersei mogs the dornish whore
>>222198291GOT isn't canonHOTD isn't canonAKOTSK isn't canonThe Play isn't canon>Only the books are canon.https://grrm.livejournal.com/352453.html?thread=18585285#t18585285
Who is getting raped this week?
>>222198338>Dornish woman>who isn’t a whore
>>222198301It's been so long that people have deceived themselves that the most obvious reading of each character can't be true
what will the copes be when TWOW releases?
>>222198291Dayne?
If Jaime had won the Tourney at Harrenhal instead of Rhaegar who would he have crowned the Queen of Love and Beauty? He can’t choose Cersei cause she wasn’t there.
>>222198371TWOW is never coming out retars
>>222198374Somebody get these BASTARDS out of here!
>>222198353Corlys is getting buckbroken
Sex with Alysanne Blackwood
>>222198291Some contradictions to the canon in the play from the leaks:>After Jaime kills Aerys and sits the throne, Robert & his men enter from one side of the stage, Tywin & Cersei from the other. Big canon contradiction since Robert isn’t present here in the books.>Robert losing to Rhaegar in front of THOUSANDS of people and NOBODY noticing it.>Robert is on his knee with a sword at his neck facing Rhaegar, they are not on horses.>Rhaegar doesn't say any woman's name as he is dying. He just dies. (Rhaegar die saying Lyanna)>Dorne's army tried to sabotage the Trident and nobody notice that.>Aerys II say a third child will be the ptwp and want one, but Dany is not a third child, he already had others childrens with Rhaella before Dany.>Dany and Jon were conceived at the same time. (Dany is born 8 months later than Jon and she's conceived just before Rhaella go to dragonstone)>The red comet appeared years before the main story during Jon and Dany's conception which literally not a single person has ever mentioned. (the only comet ever mention was for the conception of aegon 1st son of rhaegar and elia, around a year before the war)>Elia is a turbodyke despite Oberyn explicitly stating she was in love with Rhaegar and half in love with Baelor Breakwind.>Elia's own brother had no idea Elia was Cersei but somehow dumber.>"Lyanna Stark, when we see her in The Mad King, is in her teens, about 16." (she's 14)>Rhaella is crazier than Aerys, the queen that both Jaime and Barristan POVs said was a nice lady doing her best and protecting her child, that Joncon doesn't mention or think about it, and she was laughing at the starks burning alive wich Jaime for sure would have remember when thinking about her.>Aerys dies, he think Jaime is Rhaegar and asks him to end his life, as he did in Harrenhal at the beginning of the play, directly contradict Jaime POV of the event in his chapter.>It was obvious it was non canon, the nigger cast was even more blatant.
>>222198386Probably also Lyanna Stark. Ned's sister had that teen grip.
Would dad be proud?
>>222198363>The most obvious reading of a woman who was explicitly not insane is that she actually was insane>The most obvious reading of the trident is that not a single one of the 100k soldiers saw Rhaegar winning>The most obvious reading of Elia and Ashar is that they had a polycule of 20 members
>>222198405
>>222198410the play is fake and gayit is known
>>222198405I wish I was Cregan Stark
>>222198386Jaime didn't participate in the tourney
>>222198386Elia, probably
>>222198386Jaime was sent away by Aerys to troll himWoe to Rhaegar had he been there
>>222198386Some member of the royal family, it's probably seen as proper for kingsguard to do it when they win.
>>222198291Azor Jaime is the only thing that can save us from targslop
>>222198291total dornish death
>>222198478>Woe to the pedo if we had been
Jaime is a mediocre knight and the Lannister POVs are all lionslop
>>222198353if the scuttlebutt is true, Alicent
>>222198325>Lyanna-simps on suicide watch
>>222198346She is the worst actor in the entire show. Even worse than most of the nogs.
>>222198420
>>222198386If he was a Kingsguard? EliaIf he wasn't? One of the Whent's, as to not cause too much of a ruckus.
>>222198410>After Jaime kills Aerys and sits the throne, Robert & his men enter from one side of the stage, Tywin & Cersei from the other. Big canon contradiction since Robert isn’t present here in the books.>Robert losing to Rhaegar in front of THOUSANDS of people and NOBODY noticing it.Not really big deals. The former is just merging scenes together because its a stage play and they are limited with sets and time. The latter is just fight choreography. Pretty insignificant details to get hung on.
>it's a Cersei chapter
Bittersteel being completely correct that any amount of Dornish influence is too much and that any amount of big brown nipples and fire pepper pussy is simply too corrosive for the huwhite man….
>>222198478Aerys showing up because of Vary's intel then spiting himself by not having Jaime end Rhaegar's BS just to troll Jaime is hilarious thinking about it. It's canon now to me.
Realistically, how many cocks did Ashara suck, and were any of them black?
>>222198371lol that's never coming out, anon
>>222198483>Blackedfyre
>>222198516Cersei's chapters are among the best, what are you on about?
>dornish betray the crown at the trident>lewyn martell kills fellow kingsguard>they all get killed anyway How
>>222198518rightly ignored.
Apologize to bittersteel NOW
>>222198522>Jaime could have saved the kingdom like 5 times over if it wasn't for his retarded fellow Kingsguardgenuinely the worst organisation in Westerosi history
>>222198526In play canon she fucks Elia and Brandon, but she’s Dornish so presumably has been putting out for far long than is probably biologically appropriate
>>222198552why? he never gave a shit about dorne.
THE RATCATCHERS
>>222198542myrish swamp
We’re getting nudity next episode. Whose titties are we seeing
>>222198544The dornish are all conniving schemers but also they are really bad at it.t. George
>>222198510I love her scenes. She's my fav.
>>222198526>how many cocks did Ashara suckare blowjobs popular in Westeros? Not many, I'd wager.>were any of them black?I strongly doubt it, the people of the Summer Isles don't travel that far inland.
What's her theme song?
>>222198570No tits, this is a dicks only show.
>it's a chapter with both Cersei and Brienne in it
>>222198574>wdym my plot failed. Beloved, fetch the poison!
>>222198574>Oberyn: Elia never had a mean bone in her body, she was an angelJaime, Oberyn and Ned should've found the "retard sisters" club, Aerys could join too I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg59q4puhmg
>>222198346Aemond is a bum and doesn't deserve a mommy witch.
>>222198589>>222198625
>every single person who has watched the play says its non-canon mk bros what say you?
>>222198570Ormund cockslapping random commoners in Tumbleton to death (no homo) because they're Black sympathizers.
>>222198611>Oberyn: Elia never had a mean bone in her body, she was an angelHe doesn't really say that, he just says Elia thought Tyrion was a cute baby, which could have easily been a lie because he was trying to gas Tyrion up and make him come to Dorne and crown Myrcella
>>222198660Barristan also described her as gentle and kind
>>222198386Rhaella.Is what I would have said before the play. Now we know that her reponse to that would have been to kill the nearest child and fly away on a chariot drawn by dragons.
how long until George disavows the play because they had the audacity to reveal some of his plot elements that people would hate
>>222198683Barristan is a simp ass nigga
>>222198688Maybe things are flammable because they were made to burn.
give it a few weeks of bad reviews
>>222198711Only for Ashara. Idk why he’d lie about Elia
It was neither Brandon nor Ned's child
>>222198410>Dany and Jon were conceived at the same time. (Dany is born 8 months later than Jon and she's conceived just before Rhaella go to dragonstone)I see Redditors keep saying this, but that isn't said anywhere in the books. GRRM said it in a blog or interview or something, but its been pointed out many times since that GRRMs comment doesn't make sense. Ned would have to have been doing some serious teleporting to save Storms End, fight several battles, and get to the tower of joy as Jon is born 8-9 months before Dany. Whereas if they are both concieved and born around the same time as Kings Landing falls, then Ned has 9 months to relieve Storms End and get to the Tower of Joy.
>>222198731meant for >>222198708
Ashara was gang raped during the Sack but loved it
>>222198744BRACKEN!!!
Man, hotd keeps swinging between a good and boring show. Just give me more seven kingdoms
>Jaime hears Rhaella's screams every other night, so does Oswell>"NOOOOOO you see it was akshually Rhaella pretending" >Multiple people who knew Elia closely described her as gentle and kind >"NOOOOOO she was a secret schemer you see" are the playwrights jewish by any chance?
Say something nice about Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen, true heir to the Iron Throne, rightful ruler of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm
>>222198792She’s not Cersei
>>222198792>Say something nice about Queen Rhaenyra TargaryenI like her nose.
>>222198600Why do people whine so much more about Cersei and Brienne and Arya. ADWD and Feast introduce so many more retarded POVs, like Asha, Quentyn, and Arianne
>>222198792
Tyrion is a pedophile
>>222198837>AryaNobody said anything about Arya
>>222198832jew nose>>222198792she dies, like a jew
>>222198757It's sort of confirmed in the books because Jon starts the series at 14 and Dany at 13 so Jon is a bit olderbut yeah, GRRM is very spotty when it comes to timelines and everything should be taken with a pinch of salt
>>222198600Brienne chapters were my all time favorite. I love that girl.
>>222198837They are retarded, Cersei is kino
Why is the wiki art so bad, and when can AI replace it all?
>>222198427>>222198430Cregan truly won the Dance
>>222198834should list all the marketer words they use to woo the zoomer cattle>blast>eating good>X cooked
>>222198834is all that remains of ASoIaF soap-opera retardation
Rhaella had dialogue that wasn't crying about rape, the lore is ruined
>>222198792FUCK HER, I WILL KILL HER, HER FAMILY AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER SUPPORTERS FOR HURTING QUEEN HELAENA TARGARYEN THE TRUE QUEEN OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS!
>>222198874The art is bad, but look at that facial expression. It PERFECTLY captures ChuddersteelBillions must die
>>222198857Unless the long larp is true and Dany was born way after what we're told. Either GRRM is a true fucking retard who fucked up basic birthdates early on in his timeline or he has some big twist retard shit.
>>222198787they bought into the "everyone le bad" meme like everyone bought into the "prepar ta dye" meme for Dark Soulsnow it's completely taken over and things are getting progressively worse with each installment
>>222198874Elio went through the wiki some time ago and replaced a load of fanart with a pile of shit he'd generated.Seem like he returned to his senses and undid that change.
>>222198881>>222198427>>222198405>random whore: existing>indians: mmm you sexy my dear, call me dear beautiful lady
>>222198855In this thread we support Israel.
>>222198857I agree that them being born on the same day would contradict the books, but Jon being 9 months older seems impossible without Ned teleporting. Jon could be a month or so older and it would work much cleaner. And that doesn't even contradict the same day conception in the play, since both Rhaella and Lyana die in child birth due to complications, it likely that either Jon or Dany could have been born early or late.
>>222198905you don't need to cry in every thread because your headcanon was violated
lesbian sex confirmed.
>>222198931Best red priestess, mogs the rest
>>222198918Saar, wherever I go I must simp for Israle woman.
>>222198837>Ashathe Iron Islands are kino>Quentyn him getting roasted was funny>Arianneyeah, pretty meh
>>222198931Kinovara is very underrated gal
>>222198946damn [the product's makers] really cookedthe [audiences] be eating good
>>222198946what is the last point referring to
meme this
>>222198896it's okay, Helaena is going to mind rape her
>>222198787>The Mad King is directed by Dominic Cooke>Cooke is Jewish.[14]EVERY SINGLETIME
>>222198946NOOOOOOOOOOOO THE GOYIM MUST BE STOPPED... CONTROLLED... T... THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!?!?!?! STOP THE KVETCHING!!!! INTERRACIAL LOVE IS LOVE!!!!!
>>222198946We getting a Tumbleton burning
>>222199024I don't remember that, no
>>222198885yes
>>222198353Ulf
>>222198885unfortunately, yesthe fat fuck is the only one who can change that, and he's never releasing another book
>>222199013and i heard that duncan mcmillan is a closeted homosexualmaybe he's unto rhaegar
>>222199036at least something to enjoy
>>222199013lmao
>>222199087Xalabar
>>222198931I forgorDid she actually ever do something or was it just one scene?
>>222199013wouldnt be surprised if even behind this "bro like, fr on god cooked sheesh" talk was some kind of jewish science machine just feeding nibbas some random gibberish to recite
>>222199087Ashara Dayne
>>222199087Harys Swyft.
>>222199087Cersei Lannister
>>222199087Hugs wife.
>>222199087
>>222199087Xalabar. I hope my nigga makes it out ok big george :(
>>222199013how dare they hide behind a respectable Anglo name. FUCKING JEWS SHOULD ALL BE NAMED SHEKELSTEIN
>>222199087margaery
>>222199153awww thank you for the hug :)
>>222199087Salladhor Saan
Ramsey and his 20 Good Men would've captured Tumbleton six episodes ago...
>>222199087Strong Belwas (balls optional)
Most tragic story in HOTD
>>222199087Cersei
>>222199215>20 good men and I'll impregnate the bitchWhat's the optimal train order here?
>>222199243kratos. always
>>222199149>>222199241Cersei would never fuck a black guy, she think the Dornish are disgusting
>>222199258Xalabhar however...
>>222198770If Ashara were alive, she'd be jealous of Lollys Stokeworth.
Sexual intercourse with mommy Jeyne Arryn
>>222199087Daenerys
>>222199024I think the poster is a Europoor complaining Americans didn't like interracial romances. So expect interracial romance.
>>222199215Ramsay had like 200 extra to perfect the art of rape.
>>222199348Rhaenyra’s getting HULL’D
>>222199087Drogo.
>>222199087Benjen (yes it's frostbite)
>>222199348why do you think mutt's law exists, mr subverting jew
Which Targ shits is Ormund gonna gas this week?
He was a hero all along...
>>222199416Jon Connington...
I feel bad for the dragon seeds, specifically hugh and Ulf. Those two just weren't made for this dragon shit.
EatSleepRapeRepeat
>>222199348>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJPRYaHgUncThis sound like an European to you, LaJamalitious?
>>222199416Am I expected to believe Rhaegar was the smartest man in Westeros and the greatest warrior in Westeros, as well as the person with the most foresight in Westeros?
>>222198447>>222198478I can't tell if you people are esl or autistic.
When you realise the Oswell Whent is Jon Connington's self insert in the play, it all makes sense
>>222199215Why is it the Mouth of Sauron? He doesn't do anything, why not at least the Witch King of Angmar.
>>222199479*rapeat
Did Rhaegar have a vision of dany the more she drank the more she shat?
>>222199416>Baratheon narrative is that he was an evil rapist who kidnapped a young girl >Targaryen narrative is that he was the coolest guy ever >The true is that he was a naive and indecisive fool who was led around by others and not sure what he should doanother masterclass by GRRM
>>222199539Yeah and he had a semi
>>222198660It could have also been the truth. She could have genuinely found baby Tyrion cute, why not. In the play, she’s mostly just trying to protect herself and her children from the psycho court. She’s not hateful or anything.>>222198683Barristan also simped for Ashara and claims there was plenty of good in Aerys. Dude is the worst judge of character in Westeros.
>>222199541How does he keep getting away with it?
>>222198568I still don't get this reaction ratcachers would be the lowest of the low real medieval people would love to have seen them mass executed in entertaining ways after that crime it'd be the equivalent of burning gypsies after a bad harvest.
>>222199562>She could have genuinely found baby Tyrion cute, why not.Tyrion is a disgusting little monkey demon...
Sansa should have gotten what Lollys got
Princess Elia was a good woman, Your Grace. She was kind and clever, with a gentle heart and a sweet wit. I know the prince was very fond of her.[16]—Barristan Selmy to Daenerys Targaryenwew
>>222199575>I still don't get this reactionThey are fathers and brothers and sons.
>>222199541Kino desu
why are women NOT happy about Rhaenyra in Episode 7?
>>222199604It’s called a POV anon
>>222199527He's a Black Numenorean from the older generation so basically a 7 foot tall superhuman like Elendil. Does he need to do anything?
>>222199568Um, why is Nettles wh*te?
>>222199608Pretty sure they were treated only slightly better than gravediggers and executioners who had to live outside the settlement and got treated like leppers. Hell there was an entire fairytail about one being a child kidnapping pedo.
>>222199562Aerys was apparently a good dude before he went psycho
>>222199087canonically rhaenys "the snwobunny that ever was" targaryen
u guys are still talking about this trash show? LOL
>>222199619>spent years reading aboutDance is like 3 paragraphs isn't i- oh she means fanfiction
Baela having sex with Adam and Alyn is choice. A bad one.
>>222199626yeah that' why I said wew, I find it funny how Barristan seems to get them pretty fucking wrong
Barristan honestly talks so much shit, isn't he the one who started those rumors that Aerys raped Joanna Lannister?
>>222199653Thoughtless. Feckless. Self-indulgent.
>>222199673maybe she read The Princess and the Queen when it first came out
I wanna give Emma Darcy head bros
>>222199631>Does he need to do anything?idk, maybe something to stop his head getting chopped clean off
>>222198787>>222199013Jewish play, jewish plot revealNon-canon trash
>>222199674>jace just died 5 minutes ago>already slutting it up with two of her uncleswhats wrong with velaryon women? they are even bigger sluts than targs
>>222199686>Barristan the Bold? More like Barristan the Bitchy
What if Ned married Elia
>>222199692that is slander from the jew peter jackson. King Elessar the Just never killed any emissary
>>222199686Jaime and Oswell hear Aerys raping his wife very frequently, Barristan didn't even do anything
>>222199709Would never happen
>>222199416God what a fag.
>>222198942No stupid, we’re talking about the actual canon here, the play is headcanon.
>>222199723The only Kingsguard who cares about that in general is Jaime because they are all brain rotted into thinking honor means “I was just following orders”
stupid show for stupid people
>>222199723it wasnt rape he was just rough
>>222199723>raping your wifeno legal precedent
>>222199751She said stop several times
>>222199763stop biting and clawing not fucking
>>222199762He was clawing her breasts to ribbons and chewing the nipples off so that’s like domestic abuse at least lol
>>222198890>the lore is ruinedUnironically yes.
>>222199631I always assumed that he was the last wretched descendant of some Emesean-ass line of Black Numenorean priest kings in the utter south.
>>222199772And he didn't sto biting and clawing
>>222199775the bitch was a masochist
>>222199762Martial rape is a thing, anon.
>>222199775There are no laws for raping your wife or "domestic abuse" in westerosi law
>>222199592Cersei...
>>222199763Not the safe word
This play felt like everything the story had established turned 180° just to spite the audience. David, Dan and Ryan could only dream of achieving such nonsense
>Martial rape is a thing, anon.
>>222199775Wow you're such an incel
Jaeharys was a bad king btw
>>222199782thats assault not rape
>>222199813I look like this and say this
>>222199833That's part of the sex so it is. It is sexual assault. If he was having sex while doing that, it is rape
blackcels can't cope with the fact that Jaehaerys would have disinherited the whore queen instantly had he lived that long.
>>222199792Not in their legal system, and even in ours it's still incredibly new and not even universal globally
>>222199833it's foreplay
>The Kingsguard pluck up the courage to stop Aerys "raping" his wife>Burst into the bedroom>Confusion>Both of them naked yell at the guards to get out and stop spoiling the moodMore like the Dead Bed Guard
>>222199810>This play felt like everything the story had established turned 180° just to spite the audience.Most of it was really predictable and based on stuff the books hinted in the text. The only stuff I was really surprised by is Elia and Ashara being pussy rubbers and Rhaegar apparently being distracted by a vision while fighting Robert.
I bet Elia had cute little lemon breasts you could fit in your hand. Skinny Covid wife…
>>222199855The legality doesn’t matter, you would feel the moral compunction to help a woman who is clearly being forced to have sex against her will even if there’s no rule on the books. If you don’t then you simply don’t care about the issue despite the injustice and that speaks to your character.
>>222199898Dorne betraying Aerys and getting assraped by Valegods was never hinted at you larper
>>222199906>you would feel the moral compunction to help a woman who is clearly being forced to have sexWould I?
>>222199898Elia’s characterisation is probably a play only thing because it cannot be explained by Bran dreams or infodumps from people in the know
>Robert only wins because Rhaegar lost internet connection in the middle of the fightPeople are actually defending this garbage play?
>>222199855It wasn’t really just the rape, it was the brutal violence of it. Even Jaime was about to go in and stop him and Jaime fucks his sister on the regular
Qrd on lyn corbray, what did he do
>plan written by a jew>full of nignogs and schemes
>>222199937He is a Baelishchad
>>222199906Would you? Go back 500 years and test it with the people of a similar era, hell, go to underdeveloped countries now and test it. It would broadly not raise an eyebrow, and in fact deep set cultural norms would probably be just to roll their eyes at the woman.
>>222199917>Dorne betraying AerysThat was hinted at with Aerys keeping Elia a hostage
>>222199931Just a little Bloodraven trolling, nothing serious.
>>222199948I heard he got elia killed somehow
>>222199813I say this but I look like temu Roose Bolton.
>>222199854>you can be king vizzy but only if you promise to not do something idiotic, like name your daughter your heir and then make a few sonswhy couldnt he do this. he should have known king v wasnt exactly reliable
>>222199929>>222199931For instance this is probably canon because you can imagine Bran having a vision of the Trident
>>222199961the fact that Aerys kept her as a hostage is all the fucking reason for them not to betray Aerys you sperg.
Why specifically did Aerys allow the Elia marriage if he hates the Dornish? Even having rejected Cersei surely there were other options.
>>222199964how can he kill elia from the riverlands?
>>222199933Stop kink shaming
>>222199723Threadly reminder that he had no problem serving fucking Joffrey until he got fired. His knees just bend automatically for anyone on the throne.
>>222199937Corbray kills Lewyn Martell at the Trident, that much is in the book. Play says Martell was planning to have the Dornish army switch sides during the battle but he got killed before he could give the order.
>>222199937He's a raper.He rapes little boys.
>>222199978She was the closest female with Targaryen blood, though surely there was an Elaena descendant running around but whatever
>>222199937Epstein shit
She is pure and innocent and no amount of jewish writing will change that
>>222199973No, because he did that after the battle to make sure they didn't try something else
>>222199978he tried looking for a suitable princess in Essos and failed. There was simply no one else around at the time of age worthy of Rhaegar. Lyanna was a little kid then.
>>222200023I do find it a little hard to beleive that there was literally nobody in Volantis when he sent Steffon. None of the old blood had a daughter?
>>222200017She literally has a stillborn daughter outside marriage regardless of the canonicity of the play
>>222199978It might what been Rhaella's idea and Aerys went along with it
>>222200018No, he already warned Lewyn Martell even before the Trident that he had Elia in his custody.
>>222200059This is pure headcanon but the old blood might actually be proud and delusional enough to not want to marry their daughters to a half-riverman mutt.
>>222200017The fact that she got so many men salivating over her and even had a kid out of wedlock should have given you a hint that she was a slut.
>>222199898>Most of it was really predictable and based on stuff the books>Robert losing to Rhaegar in front of THOUSANDS of people and NOBODY noticing it.the people who defend the play are retarded
Elia being a hostage is the only reason Dorne came to help to begin with. Them betraying the crown doesn’t really make sense. Aerys would burn her alive
>>222200059or maybe Steffon wasn't even allowed into the old quarter where the Old Blood lived.
>>222200066she maybe slept with ned once but im sure she was intoxicated and it was just a mistake. shes trad
>>222200087>salivating over herThat wasn’t all they were doing, so I’m led to believe.
>>222200098Yeah, burn her with zingers, Mad Lad King at it again
>ashara is a pure virgin cute with her maidenhead intact>still had a childpraise the seven! its a miracle
Ashara outright brags to Ned during the dance that she’s getting cored by Brandon and offers him sloppy seconds not even joking
>>222200059There’s a theory that Steffon was deliberately sabotaging things to heal the rift between Tywin and Aerys
>>222199898> Most of it was really predictable and based on stuff the books hinted in the text
>>222198353The girl reading this
>>222199087There aren't many black characters in the series so it's either that nigga who hangs around Robert's court or that big buck who was protecting Aegon III and Viserys in Maegor's holdfast
>>222200131It sincerely seems to be the case that every woman in Dorne gives it up before they even hit puberty. George is completely porn brained
was Ashara a pawg?
>>222200088Most play reviews only say that Rhaegar seemed to have the upper hand in that moment, which, y’know doesn’t mean much. People lose despite having a temp advantage all the time.
> Ashara was a young, beautiful, tall and fair maidenSee, it’s right there in the text. Maiden as the day she was born.
>>222200191>tall
My ideal harem>Dornish belly dancer chained to bed so she can’t hop on every deck in the nation >Tyroshi with brightly dyed bush>Lysene silver larper
>>222200087That is like the only time she has sex with someone who she expects to marry to protect her honour (Ned)
>>222200162You need to be White to be a PAWG so technically no
>>222200203Why would Ned have sex before marriage
>>222198946It's gonna be with the bitch with the bad accent though, not Alicent right? I'm never gonna get to see Alicent bang again
>>222200132>Ned is not interested because he’s pure and saving himself for marriage Based.
Arise, Ser Gregor.
>>222200191>fair
>>222200216Love
>>222200216Because it's Ashara, the most beautiful woman he has seen. Nobody else will sway him
>>222200225Under the new lore it's no longer ironic, the Mountain was just trying to be decent in return and take his widow into peaceful custody until she forced him into a self defence situation, check the body armour weirdwood footage
>want to marry Ashara>she kills herself because of a misunderstanding >stuck with this dumb cunt Catelyn who gets half my family killed
>>222200242>>222200247And what is the narrative purpose of this?
>>222200203You don’t protect your honor by having sex with someone you only “expect” to marry. As long as the engagement isn’t official, it doesn’t exist.
>>222200301Yeh but Ned is Ned. He’d definitely feel compelled to marry a woman he deflowered just like Robb did
>>222200301Jeyne Westerling
>>222200298That the most honorable men have weaknesses
I would have pre marital sex with a Dornish woman but specifically not from House Dayne because I like brown nipples
>>222199937He annihilates Dornish schemes.>>222199964In the books he's the one that breaks the Dornish at the Trident. Given the play says they were planning to retreat to King's Landing and stage a coup Corbray shattering their army is what allows Tywin to take the city instead of the Dornish. Therefore he is indirectly responsible for getting Elia and her children killed.
>>222200289Ginger minge though
>>222200339It's dark red at that point. It's not even an enjoyable shade of ginger like Ygritte
>>222200339Petyr was there furst
>>222200313Ned wouldn’t randomly deflower a woman in the first place, he’s too smart and decent for that. Jeyne was also sent into Robb’s bed to seduce him while he was weak and injured, which isn’t the case here.
>>222200337White women can have brown nipples
>>222200329When is this lesson meant to be revealed?
>>222199968>it was because of visions and puppet strings and bran and…Contrived retcons seem to be the core of the play.
>>222200366Ned could've been drunk or tired or weak from a scorpion bite or anything could've happened
>>222198792Very fertile and breedable.
>>222200366He was a teenager give him a break
>>222200358>believing a notorious liar
Advice to ladies: if you're tying to seduce a guy don't mention you fucked his big brother
>>222200377It is revealed in the fantasy novels A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows and A Dance with Dragons by American author George R. R. Martin.
Do iron women smell like fish
Brits will forever seethe that the second most popular medieval fantasy series of all time is written by an American.
>>222200420she never did>inb4 play bs
>>222200423No it isn’t
>>222200420Unless you’re Katherine of Aragon.
>>222200298>ashara is a slut like many other dornish girlwhat is the narrative purpose of this?
>>222200439I'm British and don't mind
>>222200420Seems like a hail mary, if you're going to fail anyway such an admission may turn a certain type of guy on
>>222200439I guess he isn't American according to this fine gentleman :/ >>222200443
>>222200450unironic orientalism
>hehe i bet they loved my brilliant idea about the elia-ashara-brandon polycule... and that robert actually lost the duel, they really got their expectations subverted. whos the genius now, tolkien?>they are going to fucking love winds. too bad i had to scarp another chapter but it should only mean a small delay....
>>222200453sure you are abdul al-khalid
>>222199348Carmine/RedTeam is a US american who was born in brazil or something. He seems to live permanently online and has a warped sense of what people care and talk about.
>>222200448Depends who you believe
>>222200461the ozempic has ruined his mind, hasn't it?
>>222198410Robert losing to Rhaegar is peak bad writing. I refuse to believe this play is canon but then again George indeed has a huge boner for Rhaegar so it wouldn't surprise me.
>>222200382>>222200384>still copingNed never loved Ashara and that’s why he doesn’t give a shit about her in the books; Ashara was a slut and she fucked his dumb jock brother instead. It’s a far simpler explanation than twisting yourself into pretzels to explain why the honest, honorable Ned never spares a single thought for a woman he supposedly loved and his own fucking child he supposedly had.
>>222200461poetry
Lynch play Elia, protect and give chicken soup to book Elia
If George actually wrote this as canon, I don't care about Winds or Dream anymore. The books end with Dance for me.
No Spoiler tease for #HouseOfTheDragon Episode 7:* Did not feel like a true penultimate episode* Alicent is somehow Rhaenyra's strongest soldier* Tyland on the board for most loyal bro. Maybe not as much as Raymund from AKOTSK but he's up there* Aegon storyline finally coming around. I quite liked it* The Gods are punishing me for making fun of GoT S7 armies having jetpacks, please give these people jetpacks * Crazy dragon scene that becomes a vomit of CGI as it continues. Wasn't a fan* Remember last season when fans overseas downvoted an episode for a dumb reason? Prepare for that again Standouts for me: Aegon, Tyland, Daemon, DaeronThe episode was fine and I've stated before that I don't mind our dialogue heavy episodes but like Rhaenyra even my patience has its limits. HBO really messed with HoTD's ability to finish their Season 2 but a good writing team adapts and reorganizes. These guys give me a new found appreciation for Tony Gilroy with Andor
>>222200461>people hate all of George's ideas judging from GoT, HoTD and the play>they still think he's brave enough to actually finish Winds and release itthe Danyfags alone with scalp him
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>>222200485I think meeting Sibel Kekili ruined his mind. He’s been gooning ever since.
>>222200485it's just the regular dementia
>>222200509he's American. he knows if Winds is shit someone will come over and shoot him dead
>>222200493>still coping with playfag nonsenseNed and Ashara were meant to be married until Brandon got himself killed
>>222200507Retcon out Feast and Dance, it was only ever a trilogy
>>222200453KYS Achmed you're seething, SEETHING I can tell by you're passive agressive comment, nice try Abdul nice try
>>222200450She’s a red herring for the identity of Jon’s mother and when it is revealed her baby was Brandon’s to further emphasise the honour of Ned that he is carrying his mistakes too
>>222200547Why would a second son be promised to a Dayne
>>222200461>77 years old
>>222198291egg is icsh
>>222198544They were facing the Valemen flank, and them being honorfags couldnt stand the vision of such southron trachery
>>222198592It's been kind of weird rewatching GoT and getting 3 sex scenes + 2 bonus titty scenes all in a single episode
